No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie
Show overview
No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy has been publishing since 2017, and across the 9 years since has built a catalogue of 268 episodes, alongside 15 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 270 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence, with the show now in its 8th season.
Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 51 min and 1h 7m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Leisure show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 months ago, with 10 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2018, with 46 episodes published. Published by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie.
From the publisher
A podcast where we play every Final Fantasy, using recordings from actual play sessions mixed with commentary from our future selves.Hosted by Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie.Contact: [email protected] or @NOCKATpodcastSupport the show at patreon.com/nockatMerch: etsy.com/shop/nockatJoin the discord: https://discord.gg/pbPbXzaWZ9NOCKATpodcastP.O. Box 39934Los Angeles CA 90039 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest Episodes
View all 268 episodesS8 Ep 19S8E19 - A Spoonful of Final Fantasy
EIt’s the season finale! We enter the darkness realm and gather the dark knights from the dark crystals. Then we take on the Cloud of Darkness, to finally bring the light to this world.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 18S8E18 - The First Hit’s Free
EWe enter the Syrcus Tower and fight our way up to Xande, the bad guy.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 17S8E17 - A Bahamur Bummer
EIt’s time to do all the optional stuff and get the secret summons, Leviathan and Bahamut. We also check out the town of Falgabard before heading back to Eureka.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 16S8E16 - The Basement of the End
EWe enter the Crystal Tower and find the door to Eureka. Inside is a massive dungeon full of endgame weapons guarded by difficult bosses.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 15S8E15 - The Oceans Are Full of Monsters
EWe wander the map for a while looking for where we’re supposed to go next, before eventually finding our way to Doga’s Manor. We get the Eureka Key and the Syrcus Key from Doga and Unei, then head through the giant statues to discover the Ancient’s Maze.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 14S8E14 - Start Hitting Yourself
EWe get on the Invincible and head to the hopscotch maze. Then we enter the Cave of Shadows where enemies divide if you hit them with normal swords. Eventually we fight our way to the Fang of Earth.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 13S8E13 - Idling Hands
EWe enter the Ancient Ruins and discover that the enemies in here divide. Eventually we discover The Invincible, our new airship that can go over mountains. Then we switch back to the Diving Nautilus to go fight Odin.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 12S8E12 - Is That a Beeping I’m Hearing
EIt’s day 3 of gameplay, and we start with a little talk about Severance season 2. Then we explore the oceans and attempt to fight Odin. Can we beat him?Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 11S8E11 - The Gift of Mortality
EIt’s the end of day 2! We find Doga’s Manor and hear about why Xande is so pissed off. The place is full of Moogles. Then we head through the Cave of the Circle and give the Nautilus a diving ability. We then go underneath a triangle island to get some treasure we heard about, then go to the Temple of Time to find Noah’s Lute so we can wake up Unei, who sleeps.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 10S8E10 - Minister Gigametz Has Entered the Room
EWe fly over a giant city and get shot down in the courtyard. Turns out there’s a big civil war going on here. We explore the massive city and eventually meet Prince Alus. We all head to the castle for a terrifying twist when we see the King of Saronia. Then we get a new airship and check out the town of Duster.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 9S8E9 - Papa Sal’s Private Reserve Aloha Mix
EWe make it through the sewers of Amur to get the Levigrass Shoes. Then we take on Goldor Manor and defeat Goldor himself to unlock our airship. Then we head all over the world looking for what exists and what to do next. Eventually we find the town of Replito, the evoker’s village.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 8S8E8 - No Traipsing
We exit the floating continent to discover the world is a flooded ocean. There are a few islands to land on, so we eventually find a wrecked ship and meet Aria. We take the Crystal Shard from the Water Temple and head to the Cave of Tides to find the big crystal. We defeat the Kraken and receive all new jobs. Then the world is revealed and we begin to explore, eventually meeting the four fellows of light.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 7S8E7 - A Wheel of Time
EIt’s day 2 of gameplay and it’s a week later, making it hard to remember what we had been doing. Turns out we were thrown inside a tree prison with King Argus and his people. We defeat Hein and fix the Elder Tree, returning it to the eternal woods with the fairies. Then we go find Cid in Canaan to upgrade our ship and fly off this Floating Continent.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 6S8E6 - I Would Eat a Crocotta
EWe follow Gutsco to the Fire Cave to get the Horns of Ice back. We get all new jobs to play with, and attempt to understand them. Then we head to the town of Tokkul, and get arrested.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 5S8E5 - Not All Frogs Are Toads
EWe toad ourselves to get into the Tower of Owen, where Desch starts to remember who he is. What is the difference between a toad and a frog? Then we head to the Dwarf Cave to get their Horn of Ice.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 4S8E4 - Nepto Babies
EWe enter the Nepto Dragon Temple to get its eye. Then we get access to the ship to explore more of the world, looking for King Argus. Eventually we find Gulgan Gulch.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 3S8E3 - How Far We’ve Come
EWe attach a Mythril Prow to the front of the Airship and crash it into a big rock, allowing us to explore a larger chunk of the world. We meet Bahamut and Desch, then mini ourselves to go meet the Gnomes. After that, we find the Vikings and head to the Nepto Temple.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 2S8E2 - Cast It Into the Water
EWe need Sara’s Ring to cure the Djinn’s Curse, so we head to the Sealed Cave, but there’s a lake in the way. Can we find the Airship we were told the location of?Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S8 Ep 1S8E1 - The Secrets of the Onion
EFinal Fantasy III begins with four heroes of light touching a crystal and obtaining the power of the “job”. It’s a whole new adventure which feels wholly familiar. We’re doing the pixel remaster for this season, so play along with us!Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Season 8 Pregame
EIt’s the start of Season 8! Come hang out and catch up with us as we prepare to dive into Final Fantasy III.Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKsAd free, bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockatFor T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatFor messages, email: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316Bluesky: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.