
No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy
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S6 Ep 50S6BE7 - Like It Was Built for Us VIDEO
EWe begin the Queen of Cards quest, trying to find her and chase her around the world. Then we go pick up some rare cards we missed. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 49S6BE6 - Take Me Out of the Final Fantasy
EWe get our Ifrit card back, and then go chase down Pupu the alien. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 48S6BE5 - More Gameplay Than Ever
EWe go get the Alexander card, then continue trying to get rid of random in Deling City. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 47S6BE4 - The Cost of Doing Business
EWe try to get rid of random in Deling City. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 46S6BE3 - A Queen of Cards
EWe do the card club quest, then break for a night, then make it morning again. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 45S6BE2 - Why Did We Turn This Game Back On
EIt’s a surprise lore episode! We read the terminal and then find a treasure trove in the tutorial menu. Also, we start the card club quest. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 44S6BE1 - Dawn of Debacle
EWe begin the bonus content for Final Fantasy VIII! We start by trying to begin the card club quest. This whole thing turned into a genuine journey. The pace of this all will be very slow. Hope you like the hangout episodes with basically no story and all tangents! We had a blast making this bonus season. Thank you all so much for supporting us!! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Updates, SGDQ, FF7 Rebirth and More
bonusEHey guys, wanted to update you all about next season, discuss our reactions to FF7 Rebirth, and talk to Hans Rinderknecht about his upcoming speedrun race of FF6 Worlds Collide at SGDQ. Hope you’ve all been well! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 43S6E43 - That Time Is Gone
EIt’s time to go beat this game! We see the big finale of FF8 and then decompress from an insane experience. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 42S6E42 - Old Fashioned Time Wasting
EWe restart and take on Ultimecia’s Castle. Then we try our hand at Omega weapon, and decide to beat this game. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 41S6E41 - The Whole Thing Was Stupid
EDisk 4 opens with a boss fight against Adel, and then hold onto your hats cause it’s time for time compression. Turns out Ultimecia’s Castle is full of bosses and puzzles. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 40S6E40 - The Things Halley Knows
EWe do all the final preparations for the finale and head to the end of disk 3! It’s time to confront Seifer, y’know? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 39S6E39 - Look at How Strong Our Squall Is
EIt’s time to take on the mobile deep sea research facility! Behind Bahamut lies a puzzle of steam. And behind that is one of the superbosses! Join us for some endgame fun. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 38S6E38 - Best Errand in the Game
EFirst we slash our achilles heel. Then we do the Obel Lake side quest, which is a delight. Then we try to get Squall’s ultimate weapon. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 37S6E37 - We’ve Fully Arrived
EWe begin by grinding on Cactaur Island and deciding what’s left in the game that we want to do. Then we go to Shumi Village to help them finish a statue. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 36S6E36 - Hug Time
EIt’s time to get back to the story. We save Rinoa and hug, hear Odine’s story, then hear Laguna’s story! Things are wrapping up fast and not getting any less insane. We hear the plan for the finale, then grab the Solomon Ring and assemble Doomtrain. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 35S6E35 - The Land Northwest Passage
EWe set out to assemble the secret GF Doomtrain! Our quest takes us all the way from Grandidi Forest to Adamantine Beach, spending some good time on Cactaur Island along the way. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 34S6E34 - An Errand Is Its Own Reward
EGetting sidetracked on sidetracks, we find a town where a man is missing a vase. So we find all the vase pieces and help him reassemble it. Then we go fight a Jumbo Cactaur and try to kill Bahamut. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 33S6E33 - This Isn’t Cool but It’s What Has to Be Done
EIt’s time to go get Rinoa back from Esthar so we decide to travel the world looking for side quests. We go to Shumi Village and get a quest to find some stones, then try to get rid of random, and eventually wind up at a deep sea research facility. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 32S6E32 - I Feel Bad Remembering These Things
EIt’s time to clear out the Ragnarok of an alien infestation, then have a romantic re-entry into the atmosphere. It turns out Rinoa is a sorceress, so she decides to let Esthar imprison her, so we let that happen and meet back up with the team to find out how we’re going to save Rinoa from Esthar. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 31S6E31 - It’s Time to Hug Down
ERinoa frees the old Sorceress right as the Lunar Cry happens. Monsters fall to Earth. Rinoa gets lost in space. Will Squall save her? Is it time for hugs? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 30S6E30 - Eckman’s Gun
ESquall is in space, so we take Zell and Edea to hop on the Lunatic Pandora! But that doesn’t go as planned, so we cut back over to Squall and finally begin questioning Ellone. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 29S6E29 - The Overthinkening
EWe set out to find the Lunar gate, and discover what direction is east. Esthar is a complicated city to explore. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 28S6E28 - Ellone, Not Now
EWe make it to Esthar, and all pass out to see another Laguna dream. A bunch of important concepts get introduced very suddenly. Welcome to the third act. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 27S6E27 - What’s the Point of a Collectible Card Game?
EWe finally make it to the White Seed Ship, and then set a course for Esthar. But first we do a few side quests. Then we find out how to set a course for Esthar. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 26S6E26 - It Was Long and Boring but We Did It
EWe go get the quest to find the White Seed Ship, but on the way we find an ancient ruin full of secrets. So we get ourselves a couple new girlfriends. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 25S6E25 - See Me After Class, Game
EWe enter the private card room in Dollet to get the Siren card. Then we search the world aimlessly because the game is confused about what we should do next. Eventually, we have another dream. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 24S6E24 - Sidequests Galore
EDisk 3 begins and we go find Cid and Edea to demand some answers we will never get. Then we try to abolish the scourge of Random, and run into a few sidequests. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 23S6E23 - Good Riddance
EWe take the fight to Galbadia Garden in the big disk 2 finale! It’s finally time to fight Seifer, and then, it’ll finally be time to fight Seifer. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 22S6E22 - Children in Charge
EThe battle of the gardens begins and the kids have plans for Squall’s ring. Can we save the hot dogs? Will we survive this onslaught? They’ve got motorcycles and mech suits. We don’t even use our hoverboards. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 21S6E21 - Paper Thin and Full of Holes
EIt’s a new day, and it’s time to wander the world again. We search the school for Cid, but can’t find him. Then we start a pandemic, find a chocobo forest, and make chicken fried steak again. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 20S6E20 - Talk to Me Like I’m an Idiot
EWe get Selphie in the party and head for Trabia Garden, where it’s time for the big orphanage scene. This has been going on all this time? I’m going insane. And then we find the random rule. Man. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 19S6E19 - You’re Killing Me Squalls
EWe go to Balamb and try to find the Captain and Commander. We discuss cookie biscuits, try a new flavor of dog toothpaste, follow a rotting fish smell, and eventually find Fujin and Raijin. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 18S6E18 - Crazy as I Get These Days
EIt’s finally time to make chicken fried steak. Ryan shotguns a La Croix, we discuss daylight savings, Selphie goes missing, and then we drive the school around the world aimlessly, avoiding what to do next. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 17S6E17 - The Garden Party’s Ruined
EWe continue walking around FH talking to people. Then, it’s time for the… garden festival? Pretty sure this is the garden festival. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 16S6E16 - Ellone’s Not Here, Man
EAfter crashing into their city, we explore FH and meet Mayor Dobe. Will we bring violence to this town? And if we do, will violence then also solve our problems? Also, where the hell are Selphie, Quistis, and Irvine? T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 15S6E15 - I Feel Centered
EWe go to question Cid, but his answers leave us with more questions. Then we give Ellone to Edea’s SeeDs, and crash into a sea town. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 14S6E14 - Pathetic
ENow that it’s time to relax, we can go find Master Norg, who is in the basement. Norg has some insane stuff to say before we kill him. Then we make Funyun Pie, so stick around for the dessert on this one. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 13S6E13 - You Are Gassy
EWe return to Balamb Garden and did we miss something? Because there’s a civil war going on at the school. Who the hell is Master Norg? Don’t find out this week! T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 12S6E12 - Who Is It On
EIt’s time to take on the missile base and set the error ratio, but before that we touch the magic lamp in our pocket and fight a Diablos. Will the menus kill Ryan? Find out this week. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 11S6E11 - Worth It if You’re Crazy
EWe explore this prison looking for an escape, but there are guys offering items if you beat them in cards. We make our way to the bottom, then to the top, then to the bottom again, then back to the top, only to have to go back to the bottom again, and much like real prison, we feel like we’ll probably die in here. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 10S6E10 - What Do These Pieces Mean?
EWe begin disk 2 with a Laguna dream, where he’s taking care of a small town and a girl named Ellone. He does some random encounters, and that’s about it. Then we all wake up in prison, and begin taking our sweet ass time trying to break out. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 9S6E9 - This Is Why You Don’t Hire 17 Year Olds
EIt’s the big finale of disk 1! The Sorceress is in town, and it’s our job to assassinate her. But we’re just a bunch of teenagers, so we completely fuck this mission up. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 8S6E8 - You Kids Lookin’ to Float?
EWe need to enter the General’s mansion, but in order to do that, we’ve got to find an ID number off of a dead student who tried to take on a nearby dungeon. So we grab the ID, and attempt the dungeon ourselves. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 7S6E7 - Mac Hacks
EThe week begins with a Laguna dream where they take on a dungeon. Then Squall and the gang make it to Galbadia Garden, where the angst factor reaches new heights. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 6S6E6 - Armin Shimerman’s Birthday Episode #2
EWe make it to Timber and explore the town, looking for the TV station, but we’re going to need to solve some puzzles to get there. Eventually, we make it to the TV station just in time for Seifer to crash the President’s broadcast. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 5S6E5 - My Butt Hurts From All This Sitting
EIt’s time to assist the Forest Owls with their plan to steal the president in his train car. How long does the briefing before the mission need to be? Too long. That’s how long it needs to be. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 4S6E4 - If I Had This Dream I Would Be So Bored
EWe explore more of the school, meet the cafeteria lady, and then get sent on a mission to Timber. But on the train ride there, we all pass out and dream of a few guys who sucked at being soldiers 17 years ago. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 3S6E3 - Graduation
ENow that we’ve done our first mission, it’s time to graduate and meet our love interest! But not before exploring Balamb, playing the Queen of Cards, and killing a T-Rexaur. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6 Ep 2S6E2 - Exciting but Empty
EIt’s time to do the fire cave and meet the rest of our core team! Headmaster Cid sends us on our first big mission, we see the craziest communications tower ever, and get more GFs. The journey has truly begun. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockatEmail: [email protected]@NOCKATpodcastpatreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.