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S5 Ep 198Finding Neverland

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we watch a movie in which Johnny Depp takes advantage of friendship for profit, leaving people disappointed in him...awkard. We watched Finding Neverland, Dustin Hoffman is in this because he played Captain Hook in Hook...sigh... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Finding Neverland stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Defendant: Dan Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Apr 1, 201942 min

S5 Ep 197101 Dalmatians (Live - 1996)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that video games are made by only one person. We watched the Disney live action remake, 101 Dalmatians, man Glenn Close really showed up for an embarrassing movie. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will 101 Dalmatians (Live Action - 1996) stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Daniel Panel: Matthew, Charlie

Mar 28, 201948 min

S5 Ep 196101 Dalmatians (Animated)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about clothing alternatives. We watched the Disney Animated Classic, 101 Dalmatians, so the name Cruella De Vil didn't raise any flags, huh...weird how she was the villian. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will 101 Dalmatians (Animated -1961) stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Daniel Panel: Matthew, Charlie

Mar 21, 201953 min

S5 Ep 195The Nutty Professor (Remake - 1996)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get excited and just can’t hide it. We saw Nutty Professor (Remake – 1996), man remember when Eddie Murphy had a career. I bet there is at least one prostitute who remembers…. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will The Nutty Professor (Original – 1996) stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Daniel Panel: Matthew, Kelsey

Mar 14, 201951 min

S5 Ep 194The Nutty Professor (Original - 1963)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see the origin of Professor Frink. We watched the Jerry Lewis classic The Nutty Professor (Original - 1963), so the hero who learns something still gets the girls at the end, but the girl is his student...the 1960s were weird... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well if you are getting this the day it comes out, my comedy troupe Cineprov is riffing Hanger 18 today at the Plaza! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will The Nutty Professor (Original - 1963) stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Daniel Panel: Daniel, Adam, Lauren

Mar 7, 201943 min

S5 Ep 193Alice in Wonderland (1999 - Made for TV Movie)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we try to convince Daniel that Alice in Wonderland (the book) is as undeciferable as the movie. We watched Alice in Wonder! No, not that one, or that one, the one with Christopher Lloyd, Gene Wilder, and Haggrid. No, not that one either. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Road House, Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Join us in March for Hanger 18! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Alice in Wonderland stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Thomas Panel: Daniel, Charlie and Matthew

Feb 28, 201954 min

S5 Ep 192Danger Island (AKA The Presence)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learned where June Lockheart was hiding. We watched the 1992 TV movie that is mostly LOST, Danger Island (AKA The Presence, after the pilot was not picked up). Matthew chose this movie because the evil government plan has the same name as my daughter. Whee!!! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Road House, Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Join us in March for Hanger 18! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Danger Island stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Panel: Daniel, Charlie and Matthew

Feb 21, 201941 min

S5 Ep 191Pirates of Silicon Valley

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we forgot about Valentine's Day and while we hide from significant others, here is a movie! Before the think pieces starring Michael Fassbender, Ashton Kutcher, and Justin Long, there was a movie about how Steve Jobs was an asshole and it was on TV! We watched the Pirates of Silicon Valley, the Linux story was never this sexy! Today is your last day to recommend a movie for Public Defender Month! Please DM, Email ([email protected]), or call and leave a VM @ (770)835-5578 and tell us the movies you would defend (or at least hear us try to explain). Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to those of you who came out to Road House! Up next month is Hanger 18! (Yeah, I don't know it either). Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Pirates of Silicon Valley stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

Feb 14, 201958 min

S5 Ep 190Merlin

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we start our month watching TV with Sam Neill in the Cliff's Notes version of a classic tale Jurassic Park, I mean Merlin (1998 - The Made For TV Mini-Series). Helena Botham Carter could never play, say a banker, could she..... Hello friends! From now until Valentine's Day, we are taking requests for movies for an upcoming Public Defender Month! Please DM, Email ([email protected]), or call and leave a VM @ (770)835-5578 and tell us the movies you would defend (or at least hear us try to explain). Was there a disappointing sequel, precocious kid movie, Muppet, Monster, or Miscellaneous movie we missed? Let us know! This time we put your past on trial! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. February 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Merlin stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Thomas Panel: Matt and Daniel

Feb 7, 20191h 2m

S5 Ep 189Matrix Revolutions

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The week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we 'celebrate' 200 movies by watching Matrix Revolutions! Not the one you are thinking of, there is no space orgy rave, Neo is stuck in a subway station for 20 minutes (then disappears for most of the movie) the Oracle is recast, and Morpheus doesn't matter! Wooo! Don't worry we have a doozy planned for the 200th movie. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. February 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Matrix Revolutions stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Jan 31, 201957 min

S5 Ep 188Scorpion King

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn why they stopped calling this movie "The Mummy III." We watched The Scorpion King! In which Daniel convinces me that the Rock is not always the charismatic heroic hunk I thought he was, what can I say except you're welcome. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Februrary 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Scorpion King stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Jan 24, 201943 min

S5 Ep 187Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Matt yells "Noooooooooooo!" for 20 minutes. We watched Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith, I guess this is the good one, maybe? I mean, it was the chosen one..... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Februrary 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Kelsey

Jan 17, 20191h 3m

S5 Ep 186Speed 2: Cruise Control

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How do you end up with a classic like Speed 2? Well first you need a classic, like Speed. Ah, the movie making process. First, you get a script together, match it with producers with the vision, who find directors who see that vision, cinematographers who can bring the vision to celluloid, actors who fulfill that vision, and the music and effects that bring it to life. Ah, the sequel making process. First, the director (now also the producer), gets a script, then has a dream that causes him to throw out the original script and rewrite it. This causes the big star of the movie to leave (causing the movie studio to make up a lie involving the actor's band). Then proceed to add a subplot about a deaf girl (14) in love with the new male lead (to make him seem less like a robot), show the female lead watching Lolita to nail subtext, add leeches and Willem Dafoe, give it a catchy subtitle, like "The Boat that Couldn't Slow Down," or "Cruise Control," and pow! You've got a movie! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Speed 2 stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew, Daniel

Jan 10, 20191h 3m

S5 Ep 185Blues Brothers 2000

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Welcome to 2019 everyone! First of all, thanks for listening to a podcast entitled 'Blues Brothers 2000,' it was hard on us to watch it. Our infinite love and appreciation to you and yours in this new year. Further, we would like to thank you for your continued support this year with the podcast. We grew in leaps and bounds this year and there are exciting things to come! How do we start the year off? With movie sequels that disappointed us! What fun? I mean, what fun! Remember that musical comedy from the 80s? It was a two-hander with a great comedy team with one more stoic than the last, with great musical guests and a mission from God? Well, what if 18 years later, we made a sequel with one of them dead, added a kid, and added magic? Sounds terrible right? Well, at least the soundtrack is good… Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Blues Brothers stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Evan, Zach, Daniel

Jan 3, 20191h 4m

Muppets with the Geekly Oddcast

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This week we present an additional Bonus episode! Thomas (regular and Geekly Oddcast host) compare Kermit the Frog impressions and we round out his Muppet month with a discussion on the Muppets as an art form. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!

Dec 27, 201847 min

S5 Ep 184The Muppet Christmas Carol

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We post a little early to welcome you a our version of a Merry Christmas, a Michael Caine Musical! Join a self aware narrator and a movie I know so well, I didn't need to rewatch it, though I did anyway. Because, I am a professional. We watched the Muppet Christmas Carol, So enjoy! I want to thank you all for making 2018 the best year yet! After iTunes deleted over half my reviews, more of you stood up to be counted and I appreciate that! People came to say 'hi' at Cineprov, which is award winning now, for which I am also grateful. I keep doing this because you keep encouraging me and I love you for that! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will The Muppet Christmas Carol stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Thomas, Daniel and Matthew

Dec 25, 201858 min

S5 Ep 183Labyrinth

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, a girl becomes a women, or falls in love with her new step dad, or is charmed by David Bowie. We watched Labyrinth, is your step brother REALLY worth it? I mean, that bulge though.... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! If you are listening the day it is released, we are performing today (12/20) and riffing over two Rankin/Bass classics, The Year Without Santa Claus and Santa Claus is Coming to Town! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Labyrinth stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

Dec 20, 201843 min

S5 Ep 182Muppets in Space

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watched Alex Jones' favorite Muppet movie, Muppets in Space. Filled with government conspiracy, Dr Teeth (but no singing), and Miss Piggy as a conspiracy TV show host role, this movie is a mess, but still Muppets-ish. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Muppets in Space stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

Dec 13, 201843 min

S5 Ep 181Follow that Bird

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As we unfurled our Muppet Month, American Treasure Caroll Spinney (the Voice of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch) announced his retirement from Sesame Street. Therefore, we called an audible and watched Follow that Bird, a heartwarming classic of anti-white supremacy, dealing with depression, and road trips. Co-Starring John Candy and Waylon Jennings. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Follow that Bird stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

Dec 6, 201844 min

S5 Ep 180Atlantis: The Lost Empire

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When I realized that this month had one too many Thursdays, I thought what is a crap movie that I have seen which is vaguely Indiana Jones-ish. I remembered this, the last Disney film that I saw in theaters for about a decade. Turned out it wants to be Stargate more than Indiana Jones. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Atlantis: The Lost Empire stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

Nov 29, 201853 min

S5 Ep 179Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

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Well, this is the reason you all chose this series isn't it? "Oh, Nic," you thought, "Nic you FOOL! MUHAHAHAHA, this will teach you to trust democracy!" And you laughed! Well, listen here, guy. We survived Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and it was better than I remembered! Not much, but still... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

Nov 22, 20181h 7m

S5 Ep 178Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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We leave the prequel and end up with the final entry into the saga, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Well, the last one for 19 years. I am sure the momentum will keep up when you save one of the most famous treasures in Christendom and introduce an incredible father character. Well, only time will tell! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Nov 15, 20181h 18m

S5 Ep 177Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

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When last we left Indy, he had defeated the Nazis, saved the girl, and lost the Ark of the Covenant to bureaucratic red tape. However, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we find out where he was before that movie in the one that everyone used to think was the worst! We watched the prequel Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, who says Short Round doesn't age well! Everyone, everyone says that. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Daniel

Nov 8, 201850 min

S5 Ep 176(Indiana Jones and the) Raiders of the Lost Ark

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we fall back in love with a great character who doesn't really matter in the plot of his own movie. We watched Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark! This was selected by the Facebook and Twitter (@myopiapodcast) fans, thanks for voting and follow us there for upcoming info about the show, listener request month, and polls! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! If you are getting this the day it drops, see me riff Halloween VI at the Plaza tonight! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Daniel

Nov 1, 201856 min

S5 Ep 175Deep Rising

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a movie that is not sure what it is. Deep Rising is part Alien, part Poseidon Adventure, part heist film, part inside man movie, all mess and bad CGI! A treat(?), but with appropriate scares to wrap up this monster month. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! Also, thanks for those who came to Monsterama and watched Candace and I riff on the Fiend! Our next show will be November 1st at the Plaza where Cineprov will riff Halloween VI and I will watch you in the audience! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Deep Rising stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Panel: Emily, Steve, Lauren

Oct 25, 201846 min

S5 Ep 174Lake Placid

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we visit Bill Pullman after that whole President thing and hear some of the worst dialog put to celluloid. We watched Lake Placid, people really need to stop ripping off Steven Spielberg, ok? And no, your pitch of what if Betty White were the bad guy in a Jurassic Park meets Jaws crossover starring a giant alligator does not sweeten the pot. Well, I am lying, that sounds amazing; too bad this was not. Note: There is some mild static on this episode, I tried to fix it, but could not get it completely. Sorry! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! Also, thanks for those who came to Monsterama and watched Candace and I riff on the Fiend! Our next show will be November 1st at the Plaza where Cineprov will riff Halloween VI and I will watch you in the audience! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Lake Placid stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Daniel Panel: Matthew and Daniel

Oct 18, 201846 min

S5 Ep 173Eight Legged Freaks

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we remember the era when David Arquette could open a movie. Well, just the reason he was never asked to again. We continue our monster movie month with the horror comedy Eight Legged Freaks! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! Also, thanks for those who came to Monsterama and watched Candace and I riff on the Fiend! Our next show will be November 1st at the Plaza where Cineprov will riff Halloween VI and I will watch you in the audience! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Eight Legged Freaks stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Thomas Panel: Matthew and Daniel

Oct 11, 201846 min

S5 Ep 172Godzilla

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Welcome to the monster movie month Matthew maintained! This year for October we crack out a few spooky movies and have a little fun with them; well, as much as can be had with some of this crap. We start with the baffling big budget monster film Godzilla (1998). Fresh off the crushing success of Independence Day, Roland Emmerich has made some upgrades! Replacing sexy and charismatic Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum with Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria. Replacing sexy love interest Vivica A Fox with Maria Pittio. And replacing the heroic Bill Pullman with Michael Learner (playing Mayor Ebert, a reviewer who gave Independence Day a bad review). The only true upgrade was replacing Randy Quaid with Jeno Reno. So let's get into a Godzilla movie so bad that it saved ToHo productions who made a film where their Godzilla kills this one. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the Facebook page why don’t you vote to add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids are down! Also, friend, do you like being part of comedies? One of Creative Loafing’s top ten comedy groups of 2018? Why then, friend, Cineprov is performing not once, BUT TWICE, in the first week of October! Once at the Plaza and once at Monsterama, friend! I will be at the Monsterama show with Candace and Larry! Friend! Friend! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew and Daniel

Oct 4, 20181h 13m

S5 Ep 171V for Vendetta

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The last ‘Cool in College Movie’ is the Hugo Weaving and Natalie Portman/Wachowski film ‘V for Vendetta. Filled with masks, music, more masks, government-controlled media pretending to be independent, masks, explosions, masks, genocide, and masks; this movie has something for everyone! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the Facebook page why don’t you vote to add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids are down! Also, friend, do you like being part of comedies? One of Creative Loafing’s top ten comedy groups of 2018? Why then, friend, Cineprov is performing not once, BUT TWICE, in the first week of October! Once at the Plaza and once at Monsterama, friend! I will be at the Monsterama show with Candace and Larry! Friend! Friend! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Thomas Panel: Matthew and Daniel

Sep 27, 201846 min

S5 Ep 170Donnie Darko

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Hello! This week a we watch a movie that created a Gyllenhaal dynasty and gave me a righteous fear of rabbits. We watched Donnie Darko, do you doubt MY commitment to Sparkle Motion? Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the facebook page why don't you vote add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids is down! Also, friend, do you like being part of comedies? One of Creative Loafing's top ten comedy groups of 2018? Why then, friend, Cineprov is preforming not once, BUT TWICE, in the first week of October! Once at the Plaza and once at Monsterama, friend! I will be at the Monsterama show with Candace and Larry! Friend! Friend! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! How will you stand when we put Donnie Darko on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant:Matthew Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Lauren

Sep 20, 201848 min

S5 Ep 169Fight Club

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a cautionary tale about toxic masculinity that made us all hate IKEA. We watched Fight Club, who knew that Helena Bonham Carter could act without Tim Burton? Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the facebook page why don't you vote add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids is down! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! How will you stand when we put Fight Club on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew, Daniel

Sep 13, 201859 min

S5 Ep 168Boondock Saints

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Welcome to the next month in our season 5 line-up, Cool In College. Curated by Daniel, these movies were the posters on every wall sold in the quads from under a cheap canopy. These were the movies you thought were profound when you were in your late teens and early twenties, do they hold up or are they cheap messages and indie film money from the 90's. We will find out together! Our first pick is the box office poison that was Boondock Saints. According to Box Office Mojo, the widest release it had was five theaters and made $30,471 on a $6,000,000 investment. The cult status came later of this neo-libertarian crime? revenge? movie! Prepare for homophobia! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the facebook page why don't you vote add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids is down! Also, on the day this comes out, I will be performing with Cineprov as Larry, Candace and I riff on WarGames! See you at the Plaza! How will you stand when we put Boondock Saints on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Daniel Panel: Mollie, Matt

Sep 6, 201846 min

S5 Ep 167Little Rascals

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Has there ever been a joke that people around you like, but you just don't find funny? Maybe it has been stripped down from a better joke, or told so many times that it is no longer funny. With that image in your head, we watch the Little Rascals, from the director of Wayne's World. You heard me. This is the last precocious kid movie of the month and boy is it as doozy with a surprise cameo you won't expect; I was gobsmacked. As it stands, though, thanks for sharing the previous episodes and helping start the season right. This is the last week to suggest your precocious kids movie and we will see if your choice is an episode in the spring! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick’s WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Candace. How will you stand when we put Little Rascals on Trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Daniel Panel: Daniel and Kelsey

Aug 30, 201845 min

S5 Ep 166Camp Nowhere

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Welcome to Camp Nowhere, the camp at the wrong end of summer, hosted by a discraced former high school teacher who wants to spend his summer in an abandoned cabin near a group of kids. Yay? First thanks for sharing the last episode, it did great and hopefully the season will continue so well! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? On the Facebook group we are making lists for a potential listener request month. Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick's WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Candace. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that the greatest con man who ever lived sells EZ-Cheez at the mall, we watched Camp Nowhere, the movie that shows you how to give a girl body dismorphia. How Will Camp Nowhere stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Thomas Panel: Matthew, Daniel, and Jeremy

Aug 23, 201854 min

S5 Ep 165My Science Project

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As precoucious kid month rolls on, we watch a Matthew classic! While this was not a movie I had not seen before, it lurks on in the pantheon of weird 80s movies. It has all the classic elements, nerd girl who is actually gorgeous but hideous because she has glasses, jocks and nerds, washed out hippies, and Eisenhower ordering the destruction of alien technology. Also, boring pacing! Fun! First thanks for sharing the last episode, it did great and hopefully the season will continue so well! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? On the Facebook group we are making lists for a potential listener request month. Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick's WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Candace. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn where Spencer got his original gift. We watched My Science Project, does Fischer Stevens ever play a non-stereotype? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! My Science Project? How Will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Matthew

Aug 16, 201834 min

S5 Ep 164Casper

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Welcome to Season 5 of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! We continue the precociousness with a blast from the cartoon past, which is the only reason I can imagine that Father Guido Sarducci, Dan Ackroyd, Clint Eastwood, Rodney Dangerfield, and Mel Gibson did cameos. Further, this helps cement Christina Ricci in the 1990s, why Brad Garrett is CGI animated in all of Pixar's movies, and is between starring in While You Were Sleeping and Independence Day for Bill Pullman. We watched the CGI-tastic Casper from 1995. First thanks for sharing the last episode, it did great and hopefully the season will continue so well! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? On the Facebook group we are making lists for a potential listener request month. Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick's WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Evan. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that Eric Idle of Monty Python will do anything for a new garage. We watched Casper (1995), you know the Ghostbusters sequel you wanted with the original cast? You got it! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Casper! How Will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Kelsey, Daniel and Steve

Aug 9, 201857 min

S5 Ep 163Matilda

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Welcome to Season 5 of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! We return strong and refreshed with constantly mentioned ‘stay-tuned’ episode, the Danny DeVito directed Roald Dahl classic, Matilda! What can you expect in the new season? So much! First, once a month, we will have a bonus episode! (We even released one last month, if you did not tune in). Second, new theme song! Third, rather than seemingly random movies, we will pick a theme and a group of regulars will select their movie choices. This month, I selected the category ‘precocious kid movies.’ You know the ones, Nickelodeon and Disney pumped them out in the 1990s. The adults are always wrong, the kids are always right. Maybe Emilio Estevez betrays the team by trying to pick up a woman twice his height or the parents all turn out to be frauds. Finally, we know we will not get to all the selections you want, so check out the Facebook Group where we will have a survey to tell us the movies you wished we covered this month. They may come back during an upcoming listener request month! Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! While I am not on the August show (Cineprov is riffing Troll 2 August 2nd (the day this is released), with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), I will be there and so should you! I will be riffing the next movie War Games on September 7th, however (with Larry and Evan). Finally, I want to thank my production team Candice, Daniel, Matthew, and Thomas, all the panelists, and all my listeners. I promise this season will only improve on the last! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I think we learned that child abuse gives you magic powers, just like Harry Potter. We saw Matilda, is this the only time Danny DeVito can say “I’m big, you’re little” to anyone? Matilda! How Will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Nic, Daniel, Lauren

Aug 2, 201846 min

Summer Reruns 2018 - Batman Returns

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So, I was reminded that half the world is upside-down, which is a polite way of saying wrong, of course. So, in honor of our hundreds of listeners in Australia and New Zealand and the four people in Argentina, two in Chile, ten in South Africa, and twenty-four listeners in Brazil, we would like to share Thomas' choice, a winter film; Batman Returns. And what's not to like? Thomas' first podcast ever (and now look at him!) Danny Devito as the Penguin, Christopher Walken as a prick, Michael Keaton as Batman (or Bruce Wayne when he is wearing glasses), and Michelle Pfeiffer as a cat lady, I mean Catwoman! Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2 on August 2nd! It's guaranteed to be something great! Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are a proud member of the ESO Network. Batman Returns! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Jon Panel: Daniel, Tom, Jeremy, Matthew, and Jade

Jul 30, 20181h 27m

Summer Reruns 2018 - Mission Impossible

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In honor of the big summer blockbuster Mission: Impossible - Fallout, starring Tom Cruise, Henry Cavill, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Angela Bassett, and Alec Baldwin , we remind you of a time where Jean Reno and Emilio Estevez could open a movie with Tom Cruise, let alone a movie. We are watching Mission Impossible! This surprise remake of an old TV property with the twists and turns that on Brian de Palma could deliever, led to other remakes like The A-Team, The Avengers (with Uma Thurman), the Saint, and SWAT. Hey, at least some of these sequels are pretty good. Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2 on August 2nd! It's guaranteed to be something great! Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are a proud member of the ESO Network. Mission Impossible? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Jeremy R. Panel: Daniel, Matt P

Jul 26, 201852 min

Summer Reruns 2018 - The Last Star Fighter

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Hello there! I hope that summer is treating you with sunny days and frosty air conditioning! I am from Atlanta, as many here know, and it is too hot to think...or be funny, hence reruns! We return this we with a Sci-Fi blast from the past and you know what that means... this is Matthew's choice! The Last Starfighter, which at this point more people know from Robot Chicken than the original movie! As an aside, the premise of the movie is great, though I think the sequel would be along the lines of Polybius. Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant:Matthew Panel: Madison, Thomas, Abbey, Jeremy

Jul 19, 201850 min

Summer Reruns 2018 - Road House

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Hello friends and thanks for tuning in during this summer break! I hope you are staying refreshed and cool. This week we rerun a classic: Road House. Why is it a classic, you may ask. Well, I'll tell you! Daniel picked this one for many reasons. First, it was one of the most requested movies we had done to date. Second, it was a lot of fun to record, funny to listen to, and memorable overall. Third, panelist Zack wanders off for roughly twenty minutes in the middle. This movie gets to the meat of it all, answering questions like 'do pain hurt?' (answer: don't) 'Will you get to sleep when you die?' (answer: do) 'Does anyone in this world wear underwear, even when zipping jeans? (answer: don't). Oh what fun! Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Michael Panel: Zach

Jul 12, 20181h 13m

S4 Ep 162Interview with a Vampire

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn what they did in the shadows as we wrap up season 4! We watched Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles, I'm not the only one who get's a real strong gay vibe here, right? Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Charlie Panel: Charlie, Daniel, Kelsey

Jul 5, 201853 min

S4 Ep 161The Fifth Element

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a 1990's spoof movie, the Fifth Element! Self-referencial, parodying, and self-effacing, this comedy. . .wait, this they took this serious? Oh no. . . .Well, I guess we learned that French humor is wierd. Note: Sorry about the static, there was an issue I tried to fix. I promise it is better than George of the Jungle, but it would almost have to be. Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic

Jun 21, 201852 min

S4 Ep 160Cool Runnings

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we feel the rhythm AND the rhyme! We watched Cool Runnings, the only movie my elementary school owned, according to my memory. You dead man? Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Matthew and Daniel

Jun 14, 201845 min

S4 Ep 159Under Siege

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see two titans of the action genre go head to head; Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones! Also, Steven Seagal mumbles around here somewhere too. We watched Under Siege! Did you know that a former Playboy Playmate can act with her top on for a whole movie? Neither did this film! Don't forget to come out today to watch Cineprov riff Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Panel: Mollie, Daniel, Matthew.

Jun 7, 201848 min

S4 Ep 158Stargate

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that Kurt Russell is always awesome and why James Spader wore a clever hat in Blacklist. We watched Stargate! How does Roland Emmerich go from this to Independence Day then back to the dumpster with Godzilla? And guess what? Independence Day 3 has been announced. Sigh. Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Jon C Panel: Daniel, Matthew

May 24, 201855 min

S4 Ep 157An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Dom DeLuise and John Cleese, together at last like Heat for comedy nerds, kinda...also that joke was for movie nerds...sorta! We watched An American Tail Fievel Goes West, a title for people who hate movie sequels without numbers. Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Panel: Daniel

May 17, 201858 min

S4 Ep 156The Secret of Nimh

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, in an effort to reassess our nightmares, we watched the Secret of NIMH. How far will a mother go? Why did NIMH (National Institute of Mental Health) have exterminators? Dom DeLuise, really? Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Panel: Daniel

May 10, 201835 min

S4 Ep 155Iron Man

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Hello Marvel Fans who stumbled across us and Myopia fans! Like everyone else out there, we are talking MCU and the movies that fit our 10 year rule were Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk, so we are talking Iron Man! The week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we learn what you can build in a cave out of scaps! We saw Iron Man, next time baby! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Steve, Kellie, Thomas

Apr 26, 201845 min

S4 Ep 154Speed

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Alright, pop quiz hot shot, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we shoot the hostage! We watched the Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, and Jeff Bridges classic, Speed! Does the movie hold up or is it as stable as a cart filled with cans? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Daniel, Lauren, Matthew

Apr 19, 201842 min