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We post a little early to welcome you a our version of a Merry Christmas, a Michael Caine Musical! Join a self aware narrator and a movie I know so well, I didn't need to rewatch it, though I did anyway. Because, I am a professional. We watched the Muppet Christmas Carol, So enjoy! I want to thank you all for making 2018 the best year yet! After iTunes deleted over half my reviews, more of you stood up to be counted and I appreciate that! People came to say 'hi' at Cineprov, which is award winning now, for which I am also grateful. I keep doing this because you keep encouraging me and I love you for that! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will The Muppet Christmas Carol stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Thomas, Daniel and Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, a girl becomes a women, or falls in love with her new step dad, or is charmed by David Bowie. We watched Labyrinth, is your step brother REALLY worth it? I mean, that bulge though.... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! If you are listening the day it is released, we are performing today (12/20) and riffing over two Rankin/Bass classics, The Year Without Santa Claus and Santa Claus is Coming to Town! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Labyrinth stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watched Alex Jones' favorite Muppet movie, Muppets in Space. Filled with government conspiracy, Dr Teeth (but no singing), and Miss Piggy as a conspiracy TV show host role, this movie is a mess, but still Muppets-ish. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Muppets in Space stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

As we unfurled our Muppet Month, American Treasure Caroll Spinney (the Voice of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch) announced his retirement from Sesame Street. Therefore, we called an audible and watched Follow that Bird, a heartwarming classic of anti-white supremacy, dealing with depression, and road trips. Co-Starring John Candy and Waylon Jennings. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Follow that Bird stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

When I realized that this month had one too many Thursdays, I thought what is a crap movie that I have seen which is vaguely Indiana Jones-ish. I remembered this, the last Disney film that I saw in theaters for about a decade. Turned out it wants to be Stargate more than Indiana Jones. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Atlantis: The Lost Empire stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

Well, this is the reason you all chose this series isn't it? "Oh, Nic," you thought, "Nic you FOOL! MUHAHAHAHA, this will teach you to trust democracy!" And you laughed! Well, listen here, guy. We survived Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and it was better than I remembered! Not much, but still... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

We leave the prequel and end up with the final entry into the saga, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Well, the last one for 19 years. I am sure the momentum will keep up when you save one of the most famous treasures in Christendom and introduce an incredible father character. Well, only time will tell! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Daniel and Matthew

When last we left Indy, he had defeated the Nazis, saved the girl, and lost the Ark of the Covenant to bureaucratic red tape. However, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we find out where he was before that movie in the one that everyone used to think was the worst! We watched the prequel Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, who says Short Round doesn't age well! Everyone, everyone says that. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Daniel

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we fall back in love with a great character who doesn't really matter in the plot of his own movie. We watched Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark! This was selected by the Facebook and Twitter (@myopiapodcast) fans, thanks for voting and follow us there for upcoming info about the show, listener request month, and polls! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! If you are getting this the day it drops, see me riff Halloween VI at the Plaza tonight! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Daniel

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a movie that is not sure what it is. Deep Rising is part Alien, part Poseidon Adventure, part heist film, part inside man movie, all mess and bad CGI! A treat(?), but with appropriate scares to wrap up this monster month. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! Also, thanks for those who came to Monsterama and watched Candace and I riff on the Fiend! Our next show will be November 1st at the Plaza where Cineprov will riff Halloween VI and I will watch you in the audience! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Deep Rising stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Panel: Emily, Steve, Lauren

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we visit Bill Pullman after that whole President thing and hear some of the worst dialog put to celluloid. We watched Lake Placid, people really need to stop ripping off Steven Spielberg, ok? And no, your pitch of what if Betty White were the bad guy in a Jurassic Park meets Jaws crossover starring a giant alligator does not sweeten the pot. Well, I am lying, that sounds amazing; too bad this was not. Note: There is some mild static on this episode, I tried to fix it, but could not get it completely. Sorry! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! Also, thanks for those who came to Monsterama and watched Candace and I riff on the Fiend! Our next show will be November 1st at the Plaza where Cineprov will riff Halloween VI and I will watch you in the audience! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Lake Placid stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Daniel Panel: Matthew and Daniel

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we remember the era when David Arquette could open a movie. Well, just the reason he was never asked to again. We continue our monster movie month with the horror comedy Eight Legged Freaks! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! Also, thanks for those who came to Monsterama and watched Candace and I riff on the Fiend! Our next show will be November 1st at the Plaza where Cineprov will riff Halloween VI and I will watch you in the audience! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Eight Legged Freaks stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Thomas Panel: Matthew and Daniel

Welcome to the monster movie month Matthew maintained! This year for October we crack out a few spooky movies and have a little fun with them; well, as much as can be had with some of this crap. We start with the baffling big budget monster film Godzilla (1998). Fresh off the crushing success of Independence Day, Roland Emmerich has made some upgrades! Replacing sexy and charismatic Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum with Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria. Replacing sexy love interest Vivica A Fox with Maria Pittio. And replacing the heroic Bill Pullman with Michael Learner (playing Mayor Ebert, a reviewer who gave Independence Day a bad review). The only true upgrade was replacing Randy Quaid with Jeno Reno. So let's get into a Godzilla movie so bad that it saved ToHo productions who made a film where their Godzilla kills this one. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the Facebook page why don’t you vote to add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids are down! Also, friend, do you like being part of comedies? One of Creative Loafing’s top ten comedy groups of 2018? Why then, friend, Cineprov is performing not once, BUT TWICE, in the first week of October! Once at the Plaza and once at Monsterama, friend! I will be at the Monsterama show with Candace and Larry! Friend! Friend! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew and Daniel

The last ‘Cool in College Movie’ is the Hugo Weaving and Natalie Portman/Wachowski film ‘V for Vendetta. Filled with masks, music, more masks, government-controlled media pretending to be independent, masks, explosions, masks, genocide, and masks; this movie has something for everyone! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the Facebook page why don’t you vote to add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids are down! Also, friend, do you like being part of comedies? One of Creative Loafing’s top ten comedy groups of 2018? Why then, friend, Cineprov is performing not once, BUT TWICE, in the first week of October! Once at the Plaza and once at Monsterama, friend! I will be at the Monsterama show with Candace and Larry! Friend! Friend! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Thomas Panel: Matthew and Daniel

Hello! This week a we watch a movie that created a Gyllenhaal dynasty and gave me a righteous fear of rabbits. We watched Donnie Darko, do you doubt MY commitment to Sparkle Motion? Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the facebook page why don't you vote add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids is down! Also, friend, do you like being part of comedies? One of Creative Loafing's top ten comedy groups of 2018? Why then, friend, Cineprov is preforming not once, BUT TWICE, in the first week of October! Once at the Plaza and once at Monsterama, friend! I will be at the Monsterama show with Candace and Larry! Friend! Friend! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! How will you stand when we put Donnie Darko on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant:Matthew Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Lauren

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a cautionary tale about toxic masculinity that made us all hate IKEA. We watched Fight Club, who knew that Helena Bonham Carter could act without Tim Burton? Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the facebook page why don't you vote add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids is down! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! How will you stand when we put Fight Club on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew, Daniel

Welcome to the next month in our season 5 line-up, Cool In College. Curated by Daniel, these movies were the posters on every wall sold in the quads from under a cheap canopy. These were the movies you thought were profound when you were in your late teens and early twenties, do they hold up or are they cheap messages and indie film money from the 90's. We will find out together! Our first pick is the box office poison that was Boondock Saints. According to Box Office Mojo, the widest release it had was five theaters and made $30,471 on a $6,000,000 investment. The cult status came later of this neo-libertarian crime? revenge? movie! Prepare for homophobia! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the facebook page why don't you vote add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids is down! Also, on the day this comes out, I will be performing with Cineprov as Larry, Candace and I riff on WarGames! See you at the Plaza! How will you stand when we put Boondock Saints on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Daniel Panel: Mollie, Matt

Has there ever been a joke that people around you like, but you just don't find funny? Maybe it has been stripped down from a better joke, or told so many times that it is no longer funny. With that image in your head, we watch the Little Rascals, from the director of Wayne's World. You heard me. This is the last precocious kid movie of the month and boy is it as doozy with a surprise cameo you won't expect; I was gobsmacked. As it stands, though, thanks for sharing the previous episodes and helping start the season right. This is the last week to suggest your precocious kids movie and we will see if your choice is an episode in the spring! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick’s WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Candace. How will you stand when we put Little Rascals on Trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Daniel Panel: Daniel and Kelsey

Welcome to Camp Nowhere, the camp at the wrong end of summer, hosted by a discraced former high school teacher who wants to spend his summer in an abandoned cabin near a group of kids. Yay? First thanks for sharing the last episode, it did great and hopefully the season will continue so well! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? On the Facebook group we are making lists for a potential listener request month. Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick's WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Candace. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that the greatest con man who ever lived sells EZ-Cheez at the mall, we watched Camp Nowhere, the movie that shows you how to give a girl body dismorphia. How Will Camp Nowhere stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Thomas Panel: Matthew, Daniel, and Jeremy

As precoucious kid month rolls on, we watch a Matthew classic! While this was not a movie I had not seen before, it lurks on in the pantheon of weird 80s movies. It has all the classic elements, nerd girl who is actually gorgeous but hideous because she has glasses, jocks and nerds, washed out hippies, and Eisenhower ordering the destruction of alien technology. Also, boring pacing! Fun! First thanks for sharing the last episode, it did great and hopefully the season will continue so well! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? On the Facebook group we are making lists for a potential listener request month. Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick's WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Candace. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn where Spencer got his original gift. We watched My Science Project, does Fischer Stevens ever play a non-stereotype? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! My Science Project? How Will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Matthew

Welcome to Season 5 of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! We continue the precociousness with a blast from the cartoon past, which is the only reason I can imagine that Father Guido Sarducci, Dan Ackroyd, Clint Eastwood, Rodney Dangerfield, and Mel Gibson did cameos. Further, this helps cement Christina Ricci in the 1990s, why Brad Garrett is CGI animated in all of Pixar's movies, and is between starring in While You Were Sleeping and Independence Day for Bill Pullman. We watched the CGI-tastic Casper from 1995. First thanks for sharing the last episode, it did great and hopefully the season will continue so well! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? On the Facebook group we are making lists for a potential listener request month. Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick's WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Evan. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that Eric Idle of Monty Python will do anything for a new garage. We watched Casper (1995), you know the Ghostbusters sequel you wanted with the original cast? You got it! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Casper! How Will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Kelsey, Daniel and Steve

Welcome to Season 5 of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! We return strong and refreshed with constantly mentioned ‘stay-tuned’ episode, the Danny DeVito directed Roald Dahl classic, Matilda! What can you expect in the new season? So much! First, once a month, we will have a bonus episode! (We even released one last month, if you did not tune in). Second, new theme song! Third, rather than seemingly random movies, we will pick a theme and a group of regulars will select their movie choices. This month, I selected the category ‘precocious kid movies.’ You know the ones, Nickelodeon and Disney pumped them out in the 1990s. The adults are always wrong, the kids are always right. Maybe Emilio Estevez betrays the team by trying to pick up a woman twice his height or the parents all turn out to be frauds. Finally, we know we will not get to all the selections you want, so check out the Facebook Group where we will have a survey to tell us the movies you wished we covered this month. They may come back during an upcoming listener request month! Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! While I am not on the August show (Cineprov is riffing Troll 2 August 2nd (the day this is released), with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), I will be there and so should you! I will be riffing the next movie War Games on September 7th, however (with Larry and Evan). Finally, I want to thank my production team Candice, Daniel, Matthew, and Thomas, all the panelists, and all my listeners. I promise this season will only improve on the last! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I think we learned that child abuse gives you magic powers, just like Harry Potter. We saw Matilda, is this the only time Danny DeVito can say “I’m big, you’re little” to anyone? Matilda! How Will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Nic, Daniel, Lauren

So, I was reminded that half the world is upside-down, which is a polite way of saying wrong, of course. So, in honor of our hundreds of listeners in Australia and New Zealand and the four people in Argentina, two in Chile, ten in South Africa, and twenty-four listeners in Brazil, we would like to share Thomas' choice, a winter film; Batman Returns. And what's not to like? Thomas' first podcast ever (and now look at him!) Danny Devito as the Penguin, Christopher Walken as a prick, Michael Keaton as Batman (or Bruce Wayne when he is wearing glasses), and Michelle Pfeiffer as a cat lady, I mean Catwoman! Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2 on August 2nd! It's guaranteed to be something great! Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are a proud member of the ESO Network. Batman Returns! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Jon Panel: Daniel, Tom, Jeremy, Matthew, and Jade

In honor of the big summer blockbuster Mission: Impossible - Fallout, starring Tom Cruise, Henry Cavill, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Angela Bassett, and Alec Baldwin , we remind you of a time where Jean Reno and Emilio Estevez could open a movie with Tom Cruise, let alone a movie. We are watching Mission Impossible! This surprise remake of an old TV property with the twists and turns that on Brian de Palma could deliever, led to other remakes like The A-Team, The Avengers (with Uma Thurman), the Saint, and SWAT. Hey, at least some of these sequels are pretty good. Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2 on August 2nd! It's guaranteed to be something great! Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are a proud member of the ESO Network. Mission Impossible? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Jeremy R. Panel: Daniel, Matt P

Hello there! I hope that summer is treating you with sunny days and frosty air conditioning! I am from Atlanta, as many here know, and it is too hot to think...or be funny, hence reruns! We return this we with a Sci-Fi blast from the past and you know what that means... this is Matthew's choice! The Last Starfighter, which at this point more people know from Robot Chicken than the original movie! As an aside, the premise of the movie is great, though I think the sequel would be along the lines of Polybius. Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant:Matthew Panel: Madison, Thomas, Abbey, Jeremy

Hello friends and thanks for tuning in during this summer break! I hope you are staying refreshed and cool. This week we rerun a classic: Road House. Why is it a classic, you may ask. Well, I'll tell you! Daniel picked this one for many reasons. First, it was one of the most requested movies we had done to date. Second, it was a lot of fun to record, funny to listen to, and memorable overall. Third, panelist Zack wanders off for roughly twenty minutes in the middle. This movie gets to the meat of it all, answering questions like 'do pain hurt?' (answer: don't) 'Will you get to sleep when you die?' (answer: do) 'Does anyone in this world wear underwear, even when zipping jeans? (answer: don't). Oh what fun! Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Michael Panel: Zach

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn what they did in the shadows as we wrap up season 4! We watched Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles, I'm not the only one who get's a real strong gay vibe here, right? Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Charlie Panel: Charlie, Daniel, Kelsey

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a 1990's spoof movie, the Fifth Element! Self-referencial, parodying, and self-effacing, this comedy. . .wait, this they took this serious? Oh no. . . .Well, I guess we learned that French humor is wierd. Note: Sorry about the static, there was an issue I tried to fix. I promise it is better than George of the Jungle, but it would almost have to be. Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we feel the rhythm AND the rhyme! We watched Cool Runnings, the only movie my elementary school owned, according to my memory. You dead man? Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Matthew and Daniel

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see two titans of the action genre go head to head; Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones! Also, Steven Seagal mumbles around here somewhere too. We watched Under Siege! Did you know that a former Playboy Playmate can act with her top on for a whole movie? Neither did this film! Don't forget to come out today to watch Cineprov riff Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Panel: Mollie, Daniel, Matthew.

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that Kurt Russell is always awesome and why James Spader wore a clever hat in Blacklist. We watched Stargate! How does Roland Emmerich go from this to Independence Day then back to the dumpster with Godzilla? And guess what? Independence Day 3 has been announced. Sigh. Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Jon C Panel: Daniel, Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Dom DeLuise and John Cleese, together at last like Heat for comedy nerds, kinda...also that joke was for movie nerds...sorta! We watched An American Tail Fievel Goes West, a title for people who hate movie sequels without numbers. Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Panel: Daniel

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, in an effort to reassess our nightmares, we watched the Secret of NIMH. How far will a mother go? Why did NIMH (National Institute of Mental Health) have exterminators? Dom DeLuise, really? Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Panel: Daniel

Hello Marvel Fans who stumbled across us and Myopia fans! Like everyone else out there, we are talking MCU and the movies that fit our 10 year rule were Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk, so we are talking Iron Man! The week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we learn what you can build in a cave out of scaps! We saw Iron Man, next time baby! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Steve, Kellie, Thomas

Alright, pop quiz hot shot, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we shoot the hostage! We watched the Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, and Jeff Bridges classic, Speed! Does the movie hold up or is it as stable as a cart filled with cans? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Daniel, Lauren, Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of kitanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Canon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS...AND A TV SHOW...AND AN UPCOMING REBOOT!!!! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Quinn Panel: Daniel

Deepest Bluest, my hat IS like a shark's fin. From red wine to the proper omelet recipe, this movie is what Jaws clearly always wanted to be; about the science? I think... How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Matthew Quinn Panel: Jeremy and Steve

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, I want to promise the FBI I am not planning on stealing the Declaration of Independence. How will you stand when we put your past on trials? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Daniel

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: None, releases along with Tomb Raider 2018 Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Jeremy

This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we watch Brendan Fraser learn how to survive in modern society again! This time with the help of pratfalls, John Cleese, and voice over narration! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Kelsey, Matt P, and Abbey

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, our hearts melt as the government takes away our alcoholic friend. We watched ET: The Extra-Terrestrial! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew

Happy Valentine's Day! We arrived a day early to bring you a romantic classic about poison, vocabulary, and the legal definition of death; the Princess Bride! Come join the star of Saw, the First Lady from House of Cards, and a professional wrestler in a tale of mawwage! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Everyone? Panel: Candace, Thomas, Kelsey

Prepare to get your cute and cuddly on, this movie has James Cromwell! Daniel and I try to crack the code on what makes Babe so lovable in a seemingly forgotten classic that is wonderfully charming! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Daniel

This time on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look down the rabbit hole of the government hiding evidence of aliens! With only warrior for truth, Jesse "the Body" Ventura, there to stop it! Join two governors as they fight a hunter man and sort of the CIA. Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter! If you are a fan of history, we are starting season two my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an series of interviews; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Panel: Jeremy and Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get our ass to Mars! We watched Total Recall (1990), filled with all the charisma that only Arnold Schwartenegger can bring! So crack out that third boob as we get into the world of Philip K. Dick! Plugs! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I as we tackle Flesh Gordon, on Friday, Jan 19th and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings! Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you! Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Matthew Panel: Jeremy

They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, the Addams Family. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have a feel good bit of fun with the Addams Family! Is it silly, yes! Is it funny, yes! Does it have a recognizable song that we try to sing despite being on Skype? You bet! Enjoy! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I tackle Flesh Gordon, and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings! Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you! Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Jon Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, John Hughes brings us back to a time were you couldn't use computers to look at pornography, so you had to use them to just make the women! What a crazy backward era! Also, crazy backward gender politics in a movie from someone who we thought knew better after Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, and Sixteen Candles. Oh, well, I guess threatening your SO's family with a gun was ok in Reagan's America. Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov last year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I tackle Flesh Gordon, and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings! Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you! Finally, as the year winds down and a new one begins, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Thomas, Jeremy, Daniel, Christina.

It's Gremlins week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Have you ever tried to get the perfect gift, but it turns out to be evil? Like you possessed dolls and so forth? Well, this is nothing like that because shit goes down due to incompetence! Please do mean a favor! Rate and review us! iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy, Thomas

Well now! Pour yourself a stiff eggnog and relax by the fire with this Christmas classic as smoooooooth as Bing Crosby's smacking hand. Bruce Willis? Woo! Alan Rickman! Yesss! REGINALD VELJOHNSON?!?!?!?!? FUCK YEA! We are not entering the debate as to whether or not this is a Christmas movie, but rather, is this the greatest of all time. Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov this year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me tackle Flesh Gordon! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Nicolas and Daniel

"Take a look, count to three, come with me, and you'll be in a world of Pure Imagination," I remembered that without lyric sheets, this movie is a favorite so listen as we have a bit of a love fest we even talk the Tim Burton meh version! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we ponder is Grandpa Joe the greatest con artist of all time? We watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), he's just straight up killing kids, right? Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch me do the joke’em’ups as Cineprov Ruins Childhood Memories! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me as we “welcome” in the “holidays” with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (The Rankin/Bass Classic) and The He-Man/She-Ra Christmas Special! Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy