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S6 Ep 225Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

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This week on Myopia Podcast, we are doing the movie you have wanted us to cover for years now and I've got a bad feeling about this. We watched the Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, and meesa thinks this may be the best prequel. That being said, our Patreon is now live. For the past five and a half years, we have offered content, which has not only improved, but trained me in comedy and gathered lots of fans, thousands of downloads, and tens of thousands of streams. As a way to reward those who want more content and keep this show viable, we are offering a Patreon with extra episodes, exclusive content and much more. In the mean time, some old stuff is going behind the paywall while we gather funds for an editor to fix them and 100 hours of exclusive content and a building archive of never before heard stuff. In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here (including other Star Wars Prequel Revenge of the Sith). How will Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Apr 9, 20201h 25m

S6 Ep 224Leprechaun IV: In Space

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This week on Myopia Podcast, we are going stir crazy with you as we watched Leprechaun IV: In Space for St Patrick's Day! Wait, it was how long ago? Eeesh, what have I been doing.... This is a followup to another Cineprov show as well! That being said, our Patreon is now live. For the past five and a half years, we have offered content, which has not only improved, but trained me in comedy and gathered lots of fans, thousands of downloads, and tens of thousands of streams. As a way to reward those who want more content and keep this show viable, we are offering a Patreon with extra episodes, exclusive content and much more. In the mean time, some old stuff is going behind the paywall while we gather funds for an editor to fix them and 100 hours of exclusive content and a building archive of never before heard stuff. In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will Leprechaun IV: In Space! stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Mar 26, 202049 min

S6 Ep 223Cool As Ice

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we leave the zero and get with the hero! We watched Cool As Ice, Robert Matthew Van Winkle foray into acting! Or Rebel without an Actor. That being said, our Patreon is now live. For the past five and a half years, we have offered content, which has not only improved, but trained me in comedy and gathered lots of fans, thousands of downloads, and tens of thousands of streams. As a way to reward those who want more content and keep this show viable, we are offering a Patreon with extra episodes, exclusive content and much more. In the mean time, some old stuff is going behind the paywall while we gather funds for an editor to fix them and 100 hours of exclusive content and a building archive of never before heard stuff. In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Mar 14, 202044 min

S6 Ep 222Aliens (Preview)

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This month's exclusive Patreon episode is actually a pretty damn good movie. We watched bad-ass ladies and one child in Aliens! An action movie brought to you by Jim Cameron nonsense. Panel: Nic and Daniel

Mar 6, 20203 min

S6 Ep 221Rush Hour

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This week on Myopia:Defend Your Childhood, we watch the Jackie Chan movie that you have been dying for, the one where Chris Tucker yells for about two hours. Here we go! Do you understand the words coming out of his mouth? That being said, our Patreon is now live. For the past five and a half years, we have offered content, which has not only improved, but trained me in comedy and gathered lots of fans, thousands of downloads, and tens of thousands of streams. As a way to reward those who want more content and keep this show viable, we are offering a Patreon with extra episodes, exclusive content and much more. In the mean time, some old stuff is going behind the paywall while we gather funds for an editor to fix them and 100 hours of exclusive content and a building archive of never before heard stuff. In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!

Feb 27, 202047 min

S6 Ep 220Alien vs Predator

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This week is a big week on Myopia! We open our Patreon with exclusive content! (Appeal in a minute) To attempt to capitalize on that, we will be covering Alien vs Predator (AVP) this week to coincide with our Patreon exclusive episode on Alien, the start of a movie series wherein we will cover the entire series, like we did with Bond movies. That being said, our Patreon is now live. For the past five and a half years, we have offered content, which has not only improved, but trained me in comedy and gathered lots of fans. As a way to reward those who want more content and keep this show viable, we are offering a Patreon with extra episodes, exclusive content and much more. In the mean time, some old stuff is going behind the paywall while we gather funds for an editor to fix them, to join more than 100 hours of exclusive content and a building archive of never before heard stuff. In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will Goonies stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Feb 13, 202050 min

Alien (Preview)

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood starts up with this series. After almost six seasons of avoiding them, we will do episodes on each on each of the Alien movies, starting strong and ending with Covenant, which I have yet to bother to watch. We start with the space horror, Jaws rip-off, Alien! Enjoy this incredible cast and subtle score as we watch this amazing film.

Feb 7, 20204 min

S6 Ep 218The Goonies

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we follow up the fantastic last episodes two Coreys movie with a one Corey movie! Goonies, the movie everyone is uncomfortable with us covering. If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! Releasing tomorrow! We will be live streaming there again soon and releasing a Patreon exclusive! Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch us mock Keifer Sutherland in this movie. On February 6th we will be riffing the Vanilla Ice movie Cool As Ice! Join us! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will Goonies stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Jan 30, 202046 min

S6 Ep 217The Lost Boys

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we follow up the fantastic Cineprov riff with the homoerotic Joel Schumacher music video that is The Lost Boys! Remember when vampire movies were less terrible? If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! We will be live streaming there again soon and releasing a Patreon exclusive! Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch us mock Keifer Sutherland in this movie. On February 6th we will be riffing the Vanilla Ice movie Cool As Ice! Join us! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will The Lost Boys stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Jan 16, 202045 min

S6 Ep 216The Black Cauldron

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Happy Holidays! This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, finish a Disney month, thanks to Disney+! We finish our traumatic Disney Movies month with The Black Cauldron! A montage of exposition! If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! Did you hear us live stream this episode? No? Thanks, you are not a Patron! We will start having further exclusive episodes there at the end of January! Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to us ruining childhood memories on December 5th! Starting in 2020, we will do a year of real movies. Starting with January 1/2 and Lost Boys! Watch me mock Keifer Sutherland! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will The Black Cauldron stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Dec 31, 201950 min

S6 Ep 215Mickey's Christmas Carol

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Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah from Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! This week, we learn the true meaning of the holidays, that they move too quick to learn any sort of message! We watched Mickey's Christmas Carol, the third version of a Christmas Carol we have covered! (Scrooged! and Muppet Christmas Carol) If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! Further, if you are reading this the day it comes out, 12/13, sign up for the Patreon and we will be live streaming Myopia as we watch our next film! Thanks, Disney+ Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to us ruining childhood memories on December 5th! Starting in 2020, we will do a year of real movies. Starting with January and Lost Boys Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will Mickey's Christmas Carol stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Dec 25, 201929 min

S6 Ep 214Bambi

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Happy Holidays! This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we start our traumatic Disney Movies month with Bambi! A boring film about parent death, which as I say it is most of Disney's films. If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! Further, if you are reading this the day it comes out, 12/13, sign up for the patreon and we will be live streaming Myopia as we watch our next film! Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to us ruining childhood memories on December 5th! Starting in 2020, we will do a year of real movies. Starting with January and Lost Boys Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will Bambi stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Dec 13, 201940 min

S6 Ep 213Patriot Games

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Happy Thanksgiving! Please enjoy our confusing voices on the way to your awkward family dinner. This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we see Harrison Ford stop the Troubles. We watched Patriot Games, Sean Bean is in this one, so I guess his fate is not spoiler territory. Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch Snowbeast! In December we will be ruining childhood memories on December 5th, see you there! If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will Patriot Games stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Nov 28, 201953 min

S6 Ep 212The Fugitive

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, it was the one-armed man! We watched The Fugitive and Harrison Ford is totally going to jail! Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch Snowbeast! In December we have two shows! See Christmas Evil on December 5th and we will be ruining childhood memories on December 19th! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will The Fugitive stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Nov 14, 201946 min

S6 Ep 211Hellraiser

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Happy Halloween! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have such wonderful sights to show you! We watched Hellraiser, the one you made us watch on a poll...thanks..... The Action Star poll is in full effect ends today! We have already run 55 rounds! Keep checking the Twitter, where we put up polls constantly! You will help us choose a December theme soon! Want to see me live? Thanks to you all who showed up on October 3rd, to see us riffing Terminator with Cineprov! Come out on November 7th to see Snowbeast! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will Hellraiser stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve

Oct 31, 201943 min

S6 Ep 210Friday the 13th (1980)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see the wet fart that started an iconic franchise, we watched Friday the 13th, the movie where nothing happens. The Action Star poll is in full effect! We have already run 22 rounds! Keep checking the Twitter feed where we will put up each poll for two days (check the end of the string for the most up to date poll) and the Facebook group if you want to see the pictures! You have also helped us pick the final movie of the month, Hellraiser! Help us all... Want to see me live? Thanks to you all who showed up on October 3rd, to see us riffing Terminator with Cineprov! Come out on November 7th to see Snowbeast! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Friday the 13th stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve

Oct 17, 201941 min

S6 Ep 209A Nightmare on Elm Street

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we lean into our insomnia as we watched the classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street! A tale of creepy janitors and feeling dozy. The Action Star poll is in full effect! We have already run 22 rounds! Keep checking the Twitter feed where we will put up each poll for two days (check the end of the string for the most up to date poll) and the Facebook group if you want to see the pictures! You have also helped us pick the final movie of the month, Hellraiser! Help us all... Want to see me live? Thanks to you all who showed up on October 3rd, to see us riffing Terminator with Cineprov! Come out on November 7th to see Snowbeast! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will A Nightmare on Elm Street stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve

Oct 9, 201949 min

S6 Ep 208Surviving the Game

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we return to Gary Busey town and he brings the greatest backup cast for a 'B' movie ever; including Rutger Hauer, Ice-T, Charles S. Dutton, F. Murray Abraham, John C. McGinley The Action Star poll is in full effect! The category round pulled in 3600 votes and now we are hitting the brackets! Check the Twitter feed where we will put up each poll for two days (check the end of the string for the most up to date poll) and the Facebook group if you want to see the pictures! Stay tuned for more polls in the future! In October we are doing a heavy hitters month of slasher films. We have chosen Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, but you will chose the third on October 1st, watch for the poll! Want to see me live? On October 3rd, I will be riffing Terminator with Cineprov! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Surviving the Game stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel

Sep 26, 201934 min

S6 Ep 207Hard Target

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a classic JCVD and John Woo film, Hard Target! And we learn why Wilfred Brimley gets to act! The poll for our next month is closed! Please enjoy this hunting humans for sport month you all chose! Currently we are running an action movie star bracket on our twitter and already 1300+ votes have been cast! Stay tuned for more polls in the future! In October we are doing a heavy hitters month of slasher films. We have chosen Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, but you will chose the third, watch for the poll! A quick thanks also for those of you who came to see me perform Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus with Cineprov. Next month in October, we are riffing Terminator! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Hard Target stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve

Sep 12, 20191h 6m

S6 Ep 206Wild Wild West

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Welcome to our 200th movie! Along the way there have been repeats and side quests, but 200 different films have graced our screens and we have settled on the oft requested and much maligned Wild Wild West! One would think the star and director of Men In Black would put together a better movie, but they would be much mistaken. Does it have a mechanical spider that is the subject of Kevin Smith's best story? Sure does! Do you see Will Smith's nakedness (yep, from behind after having sex in the town's water supply). Is it stunningly racist? Hoooooo-boy is it ever! Fun? Nope, not a bit! Here's to 200 more! The poll for our next month is closed! We are hunting humans for sport in September! Stay tuned for more polls in the future! In October we are doing a heavy hitters month of slasher films. We have chosen Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, but you will chose the third, watch for the poll! A quick thanks also for those of you who came to see me perform Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus with Cineprov. Next month on September 5th, we are riffing Robot Holocaust! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Wild Wild West stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve

Aug 29, 20191h 4m

S6 Ep 205The Dark Crystal

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We have returned in triumph to talk about the cripplingly boring film, The Dark Crystal! We love Jim Henson, but wow. Anyway, welcome to Season 6! This season we are changing a few things. First, as mentioned at the end of last season, we will be going down to every other week. While this means less episode, it should mean more quality and an opportunity to do more fun episodes and random bonuses. Next, we are still doing theme months, but we are going to let you pick most of the themes! Check Twitter and Facebook for the categories and vote! Finally, thanks for listening in for five seasons, here is to many more! A quick thanks also for those of you who came to see me perform Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus with Cineprov. Next month on September 5th, we are riffing Robot Holocaust! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will the Dark Crystal hold up when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Matthew and Daniel

Aug 15, 201955 min

Never Say Never Again (James Bond - Mission Briefing Summer Rerun)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - Mission Briefing Summer ReRelease, we rewatch Thunderball, kinda. We saw Never Say Never Again! Sean Connery's last stint as James Bond, for reals this time. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff at Atlanta Comic Con! In August come watch me do a mystery riff! A fan will pick the movie out of a sack of selections! See the mystery riff! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Panel: Jon and Daniel

Jul 18, 20191h 23m

Diamonds are Forever (James Bond - Mission Briefing Summer Rerun)

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This week, Bond finds Bambi and Thumper and starts a weird naming fetish. We see the final Sean Connery Bond Movie, or do we? We watched the slapstick Diamonds are Forever! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff at Atlanta Comic Con! In August come watch me do a mystery riff! A fan will pick the movie out of a sack of selections! See the mystery riff! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery’s James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Mark, Jon, Jeremy

Jul 13, 20192h 9m

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (James Bond - Mission Briefing Summer Rerun)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Mission Briefing returns to On Her Majesty's Secret Service because they wouldn't pay Sean Connery more then the minimum. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff Red Dawn! In July we will be riffing at Atlanta Comic Con and keep an eye out for additional shows that may pop up! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will George Lazenby's James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Steve T and Matt P

Jul 6, 20191h 28m

You Only Live Twice (James Bond - Mission Briefing Summer Rerun)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we revisit a moment where Bond gets racist! Like, Scottish Sean Connery turns Japanese, I really think so. Also, he was so popular as Bond at this point, that it affected the movie shoot. Also, Ninjas! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff Red Dawn! In July we will be riffing at Atlanta Comic Con and keep an eye out for additional shows that may pop up! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery’s James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Jon and Steve

Jun 27, 20191h 48m

Thunderball (James Bond - Mission Briefing Summer Rerun)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we go under the sea for our summer rerelease followed by taking a little nap. We watched Thunderball! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff Red Dawn! In July we will be riffing at Atlanta Comic Con and keep an eye out for additional shows that may pop up! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery’s James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Thomas, Matt P

Jun 20, 20192h 2m

Goldfinger (James Bond - Mission Briefing Summer Rerun)

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Today on Myopia: Summer Reruns, we watch probably to most popular Bond of the Connery Era, Goldfinger! My moving process is going slowly, but we are working to bring you new stuff soon. In the mean time, lets listen to a classic ep! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff Red Dawn! In July we will be riffing at Atlanta Comic Con and keep an eye out for additional shows that may pop up! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery's James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Thomas, Jon, Matt P

Jun 14, 20192h 2m

From Russia with Love (James Bond - Mission Briefing Summer Rerun)

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We have returned with From Russia With Love, a bond classic, that unfortunately gets dwarfed by its sequel. However, the summer reruns continue to roll on and we continue to work to bring you solid content! We will have new stuff soon, but for now enjoy dusting off this classic episode! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff Red Dawn! In July we will be riffing at Atlanta Comic Con and keep an eye out for additional shows that may pop up! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery's James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Bond Experts: Thomas, Jon, Mark

Jun 11, 20191h 56m

Dr. No (James Bond - Mission Briefing Summer Rerun)

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Welcome to Summer 2019! Since there has been all sorts of Bond 25 news like new directors, new settings and whether Daniel Craig will ever walk again, we thought a Bond summer would be perfect! After polling the old Mission Briefing team, they all wanted a Sean summer! For the next few weeks, we will traipse through Connery with some bonus materials along the way! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980's John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery's James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nic Panel: Matt P, Mark, and Jon

Jun 6, 20191h 54m

S5 Ep 204Speed Racer

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn the power of Technicolor. We watched the Wachowski's Speed Racer! Who would have guessed it, but apparently I have always wanted to see John Goodman kill a ninja... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980's John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Speed Racer stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Evan Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Evan

May 15, 201948 min

S5 Ep 203Rocky and Bullwinkle

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look back on how Jason Alexander and Robert DeNiro used all their good will and fame from the early 90s. We saw Rocky and Bullwinkle, MOOSE AND SQUIRREL! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980's John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Rocky and Bullwinkle stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Matthew, Daniel

May 8, 201947 min

S5 Ep 202Man of The House

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we wrap our 2019 Public Defender Month! The Month of movie you wanted to defend, and we wrapped with a precocious kid classic! We saw Jonathan Taylor Thomas (or JTT as the girls I was in middle school with called him) and Chevy Chase (or douchebag as the actors who work with him called him) in Man of the House! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza May 2nd and I will be on this episode! We will be riffing on the movie Boogeyman (1980) Weeee! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Man of the House stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Public Defendant: Erik Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Charlie

May 2, 201945 min

S5 Ep 201Hackers

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we dust of an AOL disc with 100 free hours! What a deal! We watched Hackers, the sexiest movie about hackers since Silicone Valley (the porno version of Silicon Valley). Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing's People's Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza May 2nd and I will be on this episode! We will be riffing on the movie Boogeyman (1980) Weeee! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Hackers stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Public Defendant: Scott Panel: Matthew, Daniel

Apr 25, 201951 min

S5 Ep 200The Breakfast Club

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we reinforce the cliches of high school, root for a man who grabs an unwilling teenager by the crotch, and witness an authority figure threaten and hit a child. We watched the Trump Documentary, I mean, The Breakfast Club, will you forget about me? Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing's People's Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza Saturday! Usually we perform today, but instead this Saturday, we will be doing a special Saturday show on the Roger Corman Fantastic Four! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will The Breakfast Club stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Public Defendant: Lauren Panel: Adam, Daniel

Apr 18, 201948 min

S5 Ep 199Inspector Gadget

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After technical issues, we are starting Public Defender Month with a selection from Kels on our Twitter feed who selected the movie that proves, after accidentally killing a man, Matthew Broderick will act in anything. We watched Inspector Gadget, how do you get such a simple movie so very wrong? Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Inspector Gadget stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Public Defendant: Kels Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Kelsey

Apr 11, 20191h 12m

S5 Ep 198Finding Neverland

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we watch a movie in which Johnny Depp takes advantage of friendship for profit, leaving people disappointed in him...awkard. We watched Finding Neverland, Dustin Hoffman is in this because he played Captain Hook in Hook...sigh... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Finding Neverland stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Defendant: Dan Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Apr 1, 201942 min

S5 Ep 197101 Dalmatians (Live - 1996)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that video games are made by only one person. We watched the Disney live action remake, 101 Dalmatians, man Glenn Close really showed up for an embarrassing movie. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will 101 Dalmatians (Live Action - 1996) stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Daniel Panel: Matthew, Charlie

Mar 28, 201948 min

S5 Ep 196101 Dalmatians (Animated)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about clothing alternatives. We watched the Disney Animated Classic, 101 Dalmatians, so the name Cruella De Vil didn't raise any flags, huh...weird how she was the villian. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will 101 Dalmatians (Animated -1961) stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Daniel Panel: Matthew, Charlie

Mar 21, 201953 min

S5 Ep 195The Nutty Professor (Remake - 1996)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get excited and just can’t hide it. We saw Nutty Professor (Remake – 1996), man remember when Eddie Murphy had a career. I bet there is at least one prostitute who remembers…. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will The Nutty Professor (Original – 1996) stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Daniel Panel: Matthew, Kelsey

Mar 14, 201951 min

S5 Ep 194The Nutty Professor (Original - 1963)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see the origin of Professor Frink. We watched the Jerry Lewis classic The Nutty Professor (Original - 1963), so the hero who learns something still gets the girls at the end, but the girl is his student...the 1960s were weird... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well if you are getting this the day it comes out, my comedy troupe Cineprov is riffing Hanger 18 today at the Plaza! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will The Nutty Professor (Original - 1963) stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Daniel Panel: Daniel, Adam, Lauren

Mar 7, 201943 min

S5 Ep 193Alice in Wonderland (1999 - Made for TV Movie)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we try to convince Daniel that Alice in Wonderland (the book) is as undeciferable as the movie. We watched Alice in Wonder! No, not that one, or that one, the one with Christopher Lloyd, Gene Wilder, and Haggrid. No, not that one either. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Road House, Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Join us in March for Hanger 18! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Alice in Wonderland stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Thomas Panel: Daniel, Charlie and Matthew

Feb 28, 201954 min

S5 Ep 192Danger Island (AKA The Presence)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learned where June Lockheart was hiding. We watched the 1992 TV movie that is mostly LOST, Danger Island (AKA The Presence, after the pilot was not picked up). Matthew chose this movie because the evil government plan has the same name as my daughter. Whee!!! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Road House, Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Join us in March for Hanger 18! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Danger Island stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Panel: Daniel, Charlie and Matthew

Feb 21, 201941 min

S5 Ep 191Pirates of Silicon Valley

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we forgot about Valentine's Day and while we hide from significant others, here is a movie! Before the think pieces starring Michael Fassbender, Ashton Kutcher, and Justin Long, there was a movie about how Steve Jobs was an asshole and it was on TV! We watched the Pirates of Silicon Valley, the Linux story was never this sexy! Today is your last day to recommend a movie for Public Defender Month! Please DM, Email ([email protected]), or call and leave a VM @ (770)835-5578 and tell us the movies you would defend (or at least hear us try to explain). Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to those of you who came out to Road House! Up next month is Hanger 18! (Yeah, I don't know it either). Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Pirates of Silicon Valley stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

Feb 14, 201958 min

S5 Ep 190Merlin

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we start our month watching TV with Sam Neill in the Cliff's Notes version of a classic tale Jurassic Park, I mean Merlin (1998 - The Made For TV Mini-Series). Helena Botham Carter could never play, say a banker, could she..... Hello friends! From now until Valentine's Day, we are taking requests for movies for an upcoming Public Defender Month! Please DM, Email ([email protected]), or call and leave a VM @ (770)835-5578 and tell us the movies you would defend (or at least hear us try to explain). Was there a disappointing sequel, precocious kid movie, Muppet, Monster, or Miscellaneous movie we missed? Let us know! This time we put your past on trial! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. February 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Merlin stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Thomas Panel: Matt and Daniel

Feb 7, 20191h 2m

S5 Ep 189Matrix Revolutions

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The week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we 'celebrate' 200 movies by watching Matrix Revolutions! Not the one you are thinking of, there is no space orgy rave, Neo is stuck in a subway station for 20 minutes (then disappears for most of the movie) the Oracle is recast, and Morpheus doesn't matter! Wooo! Don't worry we have a doozy planned for the 200th movie. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. February 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Matrix Revolutions stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Jan 31, 201957 min

S5 Ep 188Scorpion King

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn why they stopped calling this movie "The Mummy III." We watched The Scorpion King! In which Daniel convinces me that the Rock is not always the charismatic heroic hunk I thought he was, what can I say except you're welcome. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Februrary 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Scorpion King stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Jan 24, 201943 min

S5 Ep 187Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Matt yells "Noooooooooooo!" for 20 minutes. We watched Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith, I guess this is the good one, maybe? I mean, it was the chosen one..... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Februrary 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Kelsey

Jan 17, 20191h 3m

S5 Ep 186Speed 2: Cruise Control

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How do you end up with a classic like Speed 2? Well first you need a classic, like Speed. Ah, the movie making process. First, you get a script together, match it with producers with the vision, who find directors who see that vision, cinematographers who can bring the vision to celluloid, actors who fulfill that vision, and the music and effects that bring it to life. Ah, the sequel making process. First, the director (now also the producer), gets a script, then has a dream that causes him to throw out the original script and rewrite it. This causes the big star of the movie to leave (causing the movie studio to make up a lie involving the actor's band). Then proceed to add a subplot about a deaf girl (14) in love with the new male lead (to make him seem less like a robot), show the female lead watching Lolita to nail subtext, add leeches and Willem Dafoe, give it a catchy subtitle, like "The Boat that Couldn't Slow Down," or "Cruise Control," and pow! You've got a movie! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Speed 2 stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew, Daniel

Jan 10, 20191h 3m

S5 Ep 185Blues Brothers 2000

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Welcome to 2019 everyone! First of all, thanks for listening to a podcast entitled 'Blues Brothers 2000,' it was hard on us to watch it. Our infinite love and appreciation to you and yours in this new year. Further, we would like to thank you for your continued support this year with the podcast. We grew in leaps and bounds this year and there are exciting things to come! How do we start the year off? With movie sequels that disappointed us! What fun? I mean, what fun! Remember that musical comedy from the 80s? It was a two-hander with a great comedy team with one more stoic than the last, with great musical guests and a mission from God? Well, what if 18 years later, we made a sequel with one of them dead, added a kid, and added magic? Sounds terrible right? Well, at least the soundtrack is good… Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Blues Brothers stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Evan, Zach, Daniel

Jan 3, 20191h 4m

Muppets with the Geekly Oddcast

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This week we present an additional Bonus episode! Thomas (regular and Geekly Oddcast host) compare Kermit the Frog impressions and we round out his Muppet month with a discussion on the Muppets as an art form. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!

Dec 27, 201847 min