My Momma Told Me

Did rapper Chingy get exiled from the music industry because he knew the truth about ISIS? Langston and David hang with Will Miles (SouthSide) to talk about the days of Chingy and where exactly Chingy is now. This episode goes all over the place and we're not sorry for it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to [email protected] -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about if you have kids with a white person and deny your Blackness, then the white genes win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Were the original descendants of Israel Black? Langston and David take on this controversial conspiracy theory and want to remind everyone that they are NOT Nick Cannon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to [email protected] Los Angeles Listeners - Check out Langston and David on Thursday, 9/15. Ticket info below: Buy David Tickets @ The Elysian Buy Langston Tickets @ Lyric Hyperion --- Langston and David answer a listener's email about gay stylists intentionally dressing rappers bad as revenge for their homophobic lyrics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do people come back as insects or animals after they die? Langston and David examine this spiritual conspiracy theory with comedian Jackie Fabulous (Menoplause on Amazon) as they explore reincarnation and what animals they would be in their next life. We find out Langston is more sadistic than we thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about people becoming Jehovah’s Witnesses to scam their way out of Christmas and birthday gifts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are white people purposely making milk and dairy products more dangerous for people of color? Langston and David shoot the cheese breeze with Curtis Cook (Hulu's This Fool) to explore the startling truths about dairy and dairy farming. We all get sad for the cows and the children.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gas prices being cheaper in the hood. Math and the state of Wyoming get involved in this mini episode.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is all secular music a sin? Langston and David dive deep into this listener-submitted conspiracy theory that explores homemade documentaries on Facebook about the group Earth, Wind, and Fire, talks about Eddie Murphy meeting infamous satanist Sammy Davis Jr., and warning listeners not to do the "King Ding A Ling" in front of a mirror. Show Notes: Satan's Musical Prophets, Chapter 2: Earth Wind & Fire: https://www.facebook.com/682578741884729/videos/1625903774218899/?__so__=watchlist&__rv__=video_home_www_playlist_video_list Eddie Murphy Talking About Sammy Davis Jr (0:59): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMHl7yz93ho Travis Scott Playing Basketball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYpE5sIMFaU Brian Pumper King Ding A Ling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoApJpm-J0kSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David break down an old wives tale sent in by a listener about needing to spit on a broom if it accidentally sweeps across your feet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the Ark of the Covenant buried underneath a church in Ethiopia? Langston and David start their adventure with Biniam Bizuneh (FX Dave) to uncover the truths behind this ancient and sacred box. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the government putting Atrazine in the water supply to make Black men gay.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David have reached the 100th episode of the podcast. They walk through unreleased and past Black conspiracy theories and they try to work to prove that these are still hilarious and devastating ideas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David talk about Terrence Howard inventing new flight technology for Uganda and what's up with these Chicago men and their antics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check out an old episode of My Momma Told Me with friend of the pod Janelle James (Abbott Elementary)! Rate and review on Apple Podcasts or send your Black conspiracy theories to [email protected] --- Do Black men with bad haircuts get more opportunities in white America? Langston and his guest Janelle James (Black Monday on Showtime) cut through the bullshit to find out why so many rich Black men look like they're allergic to a barbershop.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Disgraced entertainer Don Saldívar hosts this Cash Cab rip-off in which he picks up unsuspecting passengers, shoves them into his trunk, and forces them to play a game. Cast: Joey Dardano, Mary Houlihan, and Danny Palumbo Martin Urbano is a hip Latino comedian/writer/satirist. He has performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, The CW, and recently taped a set for the stand-up comedy series This Joka with Will Smith and Westbrook Studios. Martin was featured as a cast member on the National Lampoon Radio Hour reboot and was one of Vulture's Comics to Watch in 2019. Martin worked as a writer/producer for Danny's House on Viceland and has hosted several episodes of Chris Gethard Presents on MNN. Martin was a 2017 New Face at Just For Laughs. While there, he was added to Howie Mandel's Comedy Gala, which was filmed for The CW. Follow Martin on Instagram at @martinurbanojr and on Twitter at @martinurbano.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My Momma Told Me goes LIVE for the first time at Montreal's Just For Laughs Festival. Join Langston and his guests Alonzo Bodden (Stupid Don't Get Tired on YouTube), Hoodo Hersi (Late Night with Seth Meyers), and Jay Jurden (The Problem with Jon Stewart) as they chime in on a variety of devastating and funny Black conspiracy theories. Take away: you better know pink lotion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Introducing Clown Parade, an anthology comedy podcast series presented by Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang and Will Ferrell featuring new talent with a 4-episodic series. This week's performer is Martin Urbano presenting his original character: Don Saldivar. Check out Clown Parade from Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio wherever you get your podcasts. -- Disgraced game show host Don Saldívar makes his return with this Weakest Link rip-off. Real contestants answer quick-fire general knowledge questions in a desperate hope to not be called a stupid, weak loser. Martin Urbano is a hip Latino comedian/writer/satirist. He has performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, The CW, and recently taped a set for the stand-up comedy series This Joka with Will Smith and Westbrook Studios. Martin was featured as a cast member on the National Lampoon Radio Hour reboot and was one of Vulture's Comics to Watch in 2019. Martin worked as a writer/producer for Danny's House on Viceland and has hosted several episodes of Chris Gethard Presents on MNN. Martin was a 2017 New Face at Just For Laughs. While there, he was added to Howie Mandel's Comedy Gala, which was filmed for The CW. Follow Martin on Instagram at @martinurbanojr and on Twitter at @martinurbano.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are there alligators living in the city sewer system? Langston and David go underground on this conspiracy theory where there are some truth to the matter and how exactly alligators are getting into these sewers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about baby formula companies purposefully tricking African women not to breastfeed, so they could sell them baby formula.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Kanye West's feud with Taylor Swift fake? Langston and David along with Nimesh Patel (Thank You China on YouTube) present a bevy of award theories and insider knowledge of what goes on behind the scenes in order to figure out if these two really have beef.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Nick Cannon having a lot of kids only for future bone marrow transplants and other "spare parts".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did crazy stuff happen in Roswell, New Mexico? Langston and David climb aboard with Sultan Salahuddin (SouthSide) and take a wild ride through the twist and turns of the Roswell incident.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about various industrial complex partnerships to to promote gangster rap while killing off socially acceptable boy bands. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are left-handed people considered bad? Langston and David chat with Maggie Maye (Conan, The New Yorker) and get "right" to examining this historically sinister myth. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about how the food pyramid was racist and how it intentionally overlooked and missed America’s minorities. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are light skinned people good at R&B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this farfetched and colorful conspiracy theory.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about if you have kids with a white person and deny your Blackness, then the white genes win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did the C.I.A inject cancer into Bob Marley? Langston and David poke around with guest Felicia Folkes (Comedy Central) about the injection theory and more around what really happened to the iconic singer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gay stylists intentionally dressing rappers bad as revenge for their homophobic lyrics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was HIV the result of a human having sex with a monkey? Langston and his new cohost David Gborie take a stroll through the forest of this very yucky conspiracy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you dream of fish, does that mean you're pregnant? Langston and guest Danielle Pinnock (CBS Ghosts) swim into this conspiracy theory and unravel what our dreams are really trying to tell us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston revisits the My Momma Told Me inbox answering listeners emails and has some very important and exciting updates to share!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the NBA rigged? Langston and guest Tone Bell (Can't Cancel This on Showtime) make a slam dunk on this conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of who and what's at stake during these games.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was hair relaxer invented by white people to brainwash black people? Langston and guest Bianca Cristovao (Loving in America) talk about the science of hair relaxers and how the chemicals seep into our brains. Is it for mind control, or even worse?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is TikTok secretly making Black people bad at dancing? Langston and guest, Boston rapper Michael Christmas delve into the truth behind trending TikTok dances and how they affect Black culture.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does Black, in fact, not crack? Langston and his guest Nicole Byer (Nailed It! on Netflix) do their best to piece together the truth on this timeless rhyme. This week's episode is a re-release, we will be back with new episodes soon. In the meantime, please rate and subscribe to the podcast. If you would like more shows like these check out Big Money Players Network on Instagram.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check out this classic My Momma Told Me episode with special guest Laci Mosley. Please rate and review the podcast here! --- Are ginger ale and crackers truly the perfect cure to all of our ailments? Langston and his guest Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess) take a healthy bite out of this age old treatment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Wakanda Real? Langston and his guest Solomon Georgio (Hulu's Shrill, The Juice Podcast) illustrate this conspiracy theory and look behind the scenes of this Marvel-ous country. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do cell phones towers disguised as trees emit frequencies that make Black people want to kill each other? Langston and his guest Jermaine Fowler (Amazon's Coming 2 America) climb up this conspiracy theory. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does sex in the day time give you albino kids? Langston and his guest Ify Nwadiwe (NBC's Grand Crew) absorb this outrageous conspiracy theory and dissect Albinism in Africa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are anti-vaxx propaganda being targeted towards Black people? Langston and his guest Madison Shepard (Single Drunk Female) are boosted and ready to review this conspiracy theory.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did slavery not exist because Black people were already in America? Langston and his guest Troy Walker (Jimmy Kimmel Live) navigate this wildly debunk-able conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you truly lose your Black card? Langston and his guest Zainab Johnson (Amazon's Uploaded) swipe through this challenging conspiracy theory and it's origins. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about being tricked into eating humans. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check out the re-release of My Momma Told Me with special guest Chris Redd. ALSO check out their new show BUST DOWN on Peacock March 10th! BUST DOWN stars Jak Knight, Langston Kerman, Sam Jay and Chris Redd as four casino employees living dead-end lives with dead-end jobs in middle America, and the massive mess they manage to make out of it.Is it possible to run out of cum? Langston and his guest Chris Redd (Saturday Night Live) have no idea, but they definitely say cum way too many times. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check out the re-release of My Momma Told Me with special guest Ayo Edebiri! Please rate and review the podcast here and bye, b*tch!Is there such a thing as a Black Illuminati? Langston and his guest David Gborie (The Half Hour on Comedy Central) uncloak the truth on the secret organization and its members. Spoiler alert: Gary Owen didn't make the cut. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check out the re-release of My Momma Told Me with special guest Ayo Edebiri! Please rate and review the podcast here and bye, b*tch! Are chemtrails real, and are they leading to riots and population control? Langston and his guest Ayo Edebiri (Big Mouth on Netflix) take a big old huff of some very scary stuff floating out in the world. Also, they bring Dick Gregory back from the dead for one last bit. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is all your technology watching you? Langston and his guest Amanda Seales (Small Doses Podcast and Insecure) observe this digital age conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about the secret racism of the bottled water industry. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.