My Momma Told Me

Langston and David answer a listener's email about "Salt Peter" being used in the military to reduce men's sexual urges. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you hear a ring, does that mean people are talking about you? Langston and David sit down with Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show, The Great North) about this southern superstition. The guy, along with "The Minneapolis Uno Champ" discuss it's origin as well as sniffin' those you love (Looking at you, Plies!) . We constantly drift from the topic, but we come back plenty of times and revisit the chaos. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about genetically inheriting penis size from the mother’s side. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens if you don't cover your belly button? Langston and David sit down with Brittany Carney (That Damn Michael Che) to talk about this Japanese superstition. We dive into talk about crop tops in sports, a little demon who loves belly buttons, the importance of keeping your middle warm, and Mortal Kombat. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David take a deep dive into the most hotep person on the Internet: Bobby Hemmit. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are white people buried right away, so their bodies don't turn Black? Langston and David explore this listener's conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of bodies post mortem, Quora "facts", and David's lovely fake wife. A new segment is introduced called "Ask A White Guy" and they sit down with the "Stuff They Don't Want You To Know" hosts Ben Bowlin, Matt Frederick and Noel Brown. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about The Matrix and Terminator being created by a Black woman. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are turtles racist? Langston and David break out of their shells and talk to Carl Tart (NBC's Grand Crew) and talk about this TikTok viral video. Were turtles complicit in an act of racism? Are pigs smart? Are we just banning straws so turtles can stop snorting cocaine? All these questions will be answered in this wild episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey My Momma Told Me Listeners! Check out this episode teaser with Big Money Player's Network head honcho, Will Ferrell. If you want to listen to the full episode, subscribe to "How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer" on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer an angry listener's email about their Black Hebrew Israelites episode. Surprisingly this episode is not sponsored by CashApp.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was the Super Bowl half time performance demonic? Langston and David take the stage to address Rihanna pentagram rumors, A$AP Rocky being bamboozled by dark energy, and why she's wearing so much red. White guys are winning dunk contests and if you are still deciding to go to your 10 year high school reunion, Langston and David has some advice how to go about it. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] Catch My Momma Told Me LIVE replay on Moment! Get your Moment ticket here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Want to get your Thursday motherf*ckin mini episode fix? You can if you buy tickets thru Moment. You will not want to miss out on this live virtual event featuring guests like Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess), Yassir Lester (Comedy Central), Sydnee Washington (Pause with Sam Jay) and Garrick Bernard (Single Drunk Female). Think of it as a MEGA episode instead of mini. Get your tickets here - available for video on demand!: https://www.moment.co/mymommatoldme Bye, b*tch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the NFL scripted? Langston and David move the chains on the possibilities of this viral conspiracy theory. Discussions arise when we revisit the NBA being rigged and what rappers Langston and David could beat up. The answer: plenty. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about women being on their periods and why they should not hold a newborn baby during that time. Plus, Langston tears white people apart and David announces he is pro p*ssy. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you cut a girl’s hair before her 1st birthday, will she be cursed with bad hair? Langston and David take a seat with Joelle Monique (Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald) to discuss this coming-of-age conspiracy. There are talks of curl patterns, traumatizing haircut stories, and what Black Twitter found out about the hair relaxer models. Plus, Langston is confident that he and Rihanna would be good friends. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about organ donor and harvesting speculations in the Black community. MILF Manor is discussed and we all are devastated by the world. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you keep food in your mouth for too long, will it will turn into poop? Langston and David take on this conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of this smut. Conversation goes all over the place. They discuss badly dressed comics and whatever happened to the people from "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Go ahead and #putthatdresson and take a listen! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on Moment! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the "Cool S" and it's rumored association with gangs. Fulfilling the show producer's life long obsession with the letter tag and Michael Jordan's longevity and chokehold on our childhood. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on MomentHouse! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you get sick if it's cold outside and your hair is wet? Langston and David talk with Jay Jurden (The Problem with Jon Stewart) about this classic old wives tale and David's infatuation with "old wive tale". Plus, we get to the bottom of Mike Bibby's cultish antics. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! Not in Los Angeles? Catch the show LIVE on MomentHouse! Get your MomentHouse tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the origins of white people and if they truly are aliens. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Meghan Markle a robot? Langston and David sit down with comedian Niccole Thurman (Tooning Out the News) and spill the royal tea about this conspiracy theory. They talk about the monarchy, the clear racism it carries, and ask the ultimate question no one dares to ask...is the Duchess of Sussex just a boring person? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me starting 12/20. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi My Momma Told Me Listeners! Clown Parade is featuring "The Janelis J Show" by comedian Milly Tamarez. If you want to hear more shows like this please listen to Clown Parade on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. -- In this episode, iHeartRadio's legal team is pissed and threatens to take Janelis off the air if she doesn’t start saying allegedly statements that are unconfirmed. In true Janelis fashion, she does too much and Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) tries to pick up the pieces. They later are joined by (Maritime) Lawyer Angelina Jenkins (Andrea Coleman-Jones) to take some calls from listeners (Alexis Pereira and Bridgette Rizkalla) asking for legal advice. Finally, we wrap up the episode with an expert on getting arrested Katt Williams (James III) who tries to justify his rap sheet. ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ: Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Poltics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarezSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Enjoy this classic episode from Langston and David! We will resume with new episodes next week! Bye Bitch! --- Are there alligators living in the city sewer system? Langston and David go underground on this conspiracy theory where there are some truth to the matter and how exactly alligators are getting into these sewers. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me starting 12/20. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the evil doings of Dutch people with their cigars and paint. They received a DM from a listeners to confirm more Black Pete rumors. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me starting 12/20. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David continue the conversation of Black Santa and dive into other holiday traditions that focus on one mission: exploiting a workforce. The conversation moves from a lucky Italian witch to Black Pete; a slave to Santa. What tales do we tell the children? You will not want to miss this episode, and a reminder: figgy pudding ain't shit. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me starting 12/20. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi My Momma Told Me Listeners! Clown Parade is featuring "The Janelis J Show" by comedian Milly Tamarez. If you want to hear more shows like this please listen to Clown Parade on the iHeartRadio App, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. -- In her iHeartRadio debut Janelis is joined by her co-host Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) to bring down the house but hope they don’t get taken off-air like the other 3 stations they were at. In this episode, they cover SCALDING hot topics in her Tea Time with Janelis segment like how Jada Pinkett Smith’s Brother’s Assistant was making out with a white man from HBO. Janelis then has a pissy advice segment and then a no holds barred interview with writer, director, and professional cornball Otis Carter (Jonathan Braylock) about his latest film “Homemade Cooking” that has such regressive racial politics its sure to get an Oscar or whatever. ABOUT MILLY TAMAREZ:Milly Tamarez is a comedian, writer and podcaster based out of Brooklyn NY. She co-hosts the Betches Sup News and Politics podcast and you can find her on https://www.instagram.com/milly_tamarez/ and https://twitter.com/MillyTamarezSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Santa Black? Langston and David bring you a two-part episode just in time for the holidays to discuss the idea of Black Santa and if it's just another tool to feed capitalistic goals. We learn about the origins of Santa and what he REALLY looks like to each of us. Lastly, David envisions what the Easter Bunny really looks like. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm. Get your tickets here! We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me starting 12/20. Subscribe to the channel here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about artists placing hidden messages in their music, specifically Candy by Cameo is about cocaine. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are Black people more prone to crack addiction than their white counterparts? Langston and David dive deep with Kaseem Bentley (White Slavery Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. They weigh in on talks of melanin and outside environmental factors, plus Heavy D conversations ensue along with wild talks of campaigning for "legalizing" crack. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about mixing brown and clear liquor and the outcome of this concoction.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you supposed to let a man walk through the door first on New Year's Day? Langston and David chat with Jessica Clemons (New Rockstars YouTube) about this holiday conspiracy theory and others that are suppose to bring good fotune to a new year. The South never surprises us with their superstitions and our hosts find a new role model in the MMTM universe: Grandpa Junior. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Magic Johnson's infamous penis and why he truly retired from the NBA.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there a gay mafia in hip hop? Langston and David discuss with Ian Lara (HBO Max's Ian Lara: Romantic Comedy) the influential power in the music industry - Black, gay, or straight. Plus, how weird the "Peaches and Cream" video truly is. In the end, someone will be getting whacked...off. Music video to Peaches and Cream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl2NCXzg1FQ Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there a difference between regular and premium gasoline? Furthermore, do our cars need luxury gas to make them run better? Langston and David drive thru a passionate and tumultuous discussion of this conspiracy theory. Think of it as another installment of The Fast & Furious franchise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about lead paint contributing to the rise of serial killers in the 70s and 80s. Vox: https://www.vox.com/2016/1/14/17991876/crime-drop-murder-lead-exposure-gasoline-environment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the United States a racist country? Langston and David talk with comedian Byron Bowers (Hulu's Spiritual N*gga) about the socio-economic factors and problems that cultivate discriminiation amongst ourselves. This episode is a mushroom trip and there's one thing for sure: the devil wants you to eat the bootyhole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about "flat earth" being a gateway to other conspiracy theories on the Internet. Link to conspiracy chart discussed on the episode: https://conspiracychart.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was country singer Patsy Cline white passing? Langston and David hang out with Shalewa Sharpe (The War Report Podcast) to discuss the reasoning behind "flying under" the racial identity radar and what celebrities are doing today to embrace their biracial identity. Honestly, it's not that much. This episode is NOT brought to you by Afro dot com.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the relations between Black and Jewish people. Take away: Antisemitism is dumb, and so is Ye.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and most talked about rumor across all races. We get to the bottom of whether size matters or whether it's the motion of the ocean. Also, we talk about David's encounter with the Folsom Street Fair.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the need to put on lotion to avoid being ashy and refused services.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did a girl die when she did the "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" too hard and snapped her neck? Langston and David break it down with Atlanta comedian Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this 2007 dance craze. They talk about high school dance battles and making sure we all know who Fabo is...even if you're from the Midwest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about their Eritrean mom's disapproval of licking spoons.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the government kidnapping Black kids for experiments? Langston and David talk with comedian Stephen Agyei (Bojack Horseman) to discuss the purpose of these abductions and brainwashing the youths. How do you think we got Corn Kid and Russell Wilson?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the lack of coverage on the Flint stabber on popular true crime podcasts because the victims were Black.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do animals know when you are pregnant? Langston and David chat with comedian Yamaneika Saunders (Life & Beth) about animal survival instincts and knowing the changes in their human counterparts' behavior. Also, they talk about white women breastfeeding lambs... no animals were harmed during the making of this record session.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David answer a listener's email about speculations about Krispy Kreme being associated with the KKK. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back recording new episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to [email protected] -- Are light skinned people good at R&B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this farfetched and colorful conspiracy theory.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey MMTM Listeners! Langston and David will be back making motherf*ckin' mini episodes soon. In the meantime rate and review the podcast or send your conspiracy theories/thoughts over to [email protected] -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about how the food pyramid was racist and how it intentionally overlooked and missed America’s minorities. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.