My Momma Told Me

Hey My Momma Told Me listeners! Check out this episode of How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer where they talk to Langston Kerman and his nostalgia fascination with AND1 Mixtapes AND the birth of the My Momma Told Me podcast.Rate and review My Momma Told Me with Langston Kerman on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290---Jonah Bayer and Vanessa Bayer welcome the hilarious and talented Langston Kerman, who you might know as an actor, writer, comedian and host of "My Momma Told Me." They discuss their nostalgic childhood journeys of getting to school: From watching incredible bus fights to Jonah peeling into the highschool parking lot blasting what Vanessa calls "the yelling guys." They also talk about Langton's love for AND1 mixtapes, 3D Doritos, Double Dare Live, and see if Langston can finally put his beef with Mark Summers to rest. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is white gravy for white people and brown gravy for Black people? Langston and his guest Rob Haze (Sneak This on B/R Kicks) honor Thanksgiving and serve up this not so tasty conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about self-checkout scanners being racist. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do moms really make everything better at home? Langston and his guest Wade Allain-Marcus (Insecure) get familiar with this mother of a conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers listeners' conspiracy about two ugly people making a pretty baby. Realizes he already covered this topic and has more to say. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was Luther Vandross secretly gay? Langston and his guest Aida Rodriguez (Fighting Words on HBO Max) clean out the closet on this old school conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about fluoride in water and reminds listeners he isn't a researcher. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Diddy secretly responsible for the murder of Biggie Smalls? Langston and his guest Nore Davis (The Half Hour on Comedy Central) dance carefully around this dangerous conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Amazon starting COVID-19. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does the government add fluoride to our water as a tool for mind control. Langston and his guest Aisha Dee (The Bold Type on Freeform) take a swim through this high pressure conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about HIV being transferred by eating pork. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are girl babies made through the power of a good man? Langston and his guest Gary Richardson (Shrill on Hulu) pull back the layers of this country ass conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about the legend of secret mixed race US Presidents. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there any legitimacy to Terrence Howard's "universal math" theory? Langston and his guest Radha Blank (The Forty-Year-Old Version on Netflix) try to add up all of Terrence's transformative teachings. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a RE-RELEASE of a Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode! Want your conspiracy theories your family has told you mentioned on the podcast? Send us your voice memos and emails to [email protected] and be sure to rate us on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290--Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about white people having racist dogs. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does performing oral sex make a man's mustache grow? Langston and his guest Reggie Conquest (That Damn Michael Che on HBO Max) take a deep dive into this messy conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about sun showers being a sign of the devil beating his wife. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are Black people incapable of swimming? Langston and his guest Aminah Imani (Comedy Central) take a dive into this timeless conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about cats able to steal human souls. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was the Y2K scare something we should've actually been afraid of? Langston and his guest Monroe Martin (Last Comic Standing) reboot the modems of this wild conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a RE-RELEASE of Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode! Want your conspiracy theories your family has told you mentioned on the podcast? Send us your voice memos and emails to [email protected] and drop a review!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about the positioning of Black people's noses. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Has Stevie Wonder been lying about being blind all of these years? Langston and his guest Felonious Munk (For Life on ABC) take a good hard look at this touchy conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Marvin Gaye being a secret serial killer. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Jesus Christ actually the begotten Black son of God? Langston and his guest Chloé Hilliard (F*ck Your Diet: And Other Things My Thighs Tell Me) dig up the truth on this heavenly conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Pontiac cars and their secret racist acronym. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the legend true of a Dallas woman who was tormenting the local men with the threat of intentionally giving them AIDS? Langston and his guest Wyatt Cenac (Problem Areas on HBO) explore the horrors of this Texas sized conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Eazy-E being secretly given the AIDS virus by Suge Knight. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Beyoncé secretly Italian? Langston and his guest Rae Sanni (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) wash off the makeup on this spicy conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Pokémon and it's association with demonic influences. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston leaves a special message for the listeners at home and invites you to enjoy this re-release episode with Yassir Lester! Rate and review My Momma Told Me on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290Email your drops and conspiracy theories to [email protected] Ciara and Usher intersex? Langston and his guest Yassir Lester (Black Monday on Showtime) work to figure it out. Also, they do their absolute best not to get canceled. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Michael Jackson being castrated as a child. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does baby pee cure acne? Langston and his guest Ms. Pat (The Ms. Pat Show on BET+) whizz around and soak up this conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We think you'll love this episode of the new show Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network, "This is Americans Live" featuring former My Momma Told Me guest Miles Gray from the 420 Special. Check it out!This is Americans Live: Join improv comedians Aristotle Athiras and Andy Harris on This Is Americans Live, an improvised comedy podcast in the style of your favorite storytelling show from a certain public radio station. Each week, host Ari, producer Andy and a special guest contributor use prompts from a random sentence generator to improvise fake real stories filled with fake real people, in three acts. Subscribe in Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/this-is-americans-live/id1572216667Or Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6IZ4fUaieWIZYgJhIvO9VN Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was Kanye right when he said slavery was a choice? Langston and his guest Robert Hines (Lockdown Detroit on YouTube) entertain this unhinged conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a RE-RELEASE, the first Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode! Want your conspiracy theories your family has told you mentioned on the podcast? Send us your voice memos and emails to [email protected] answers a listener's conspiracy theory about Hollywood replacing its redheaded characters with Black actors. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do Black people not get lice because of the hair grease they use? Langston and his guest Jamel Johnson (NBA Storytime) comb through the truth of this tangled conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about The Kardashians being witches. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the government secretly teaching aliens to be racist before they introduce them to the public? Langston and his guest Chinedu Unaka (The Nosy Neighbors on Spotify) look to the bigoted stars for answers on this wild conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Justin LaBoy being an undercover plant for the Fraternal Order of Police. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does drinking Mountain Dew lower your sperm count? Langston and his guest Hannibal Buress (Miami Nights) take a microscope to this extreme conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about whether rubbing a Black person's head is good luck. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does having sex make women's butts get bigger? Langston and his guest Sasheer Zamata (Woke on Hulu) raw dog this timeless conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Hollywood intentionally emasculating Black men by putting them in dresses. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Nigerian jazz/juju real? Langston and his guest Kevin Iso (Flatbush Misdemeanors on Showtime) charm their way to understanding this magical and spiritual belief. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about J. Edgar Hoover being secretly Black. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are light-skinned people more sensitive? Langston and his guest Propaganda (Hood Politics Podcast) shine a light on this colorful conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Michael Jackson secretly being the love-child of Diana Ross and Smokey Robinson. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Pharrell secretly an undead vampire? Langston and his guest Affion Crockett (Affion Crockett: Mirror II Society on Peacock) take a bite of this haunting conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about the secret racism of the bottled water industry. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there an evil clown in a white van driving around Chicago kidnapping and murdering children? Langston and his guest Eve Ewing (Electric Arches) hold on tight as they ride through this very local, very nostalgic conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.