My Momma Told Me

Did Lil' Kim go to the hospital to get her stomach pumped after a night with the Wu-Tang Clan? Langston and his guest Kofi Thomas (Pause with Sam Jay) go down and pop open this classic hip hop urban legend. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about whistling in the house bringing bad luck. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was J. Edgar Hoover Black? Langston and his guest Jordan Carlos (First Wives Club on BET+) interrogate this wildly speculated conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about a Folklore supernatural character named Shine. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do Black people not like dogs? Langston and his guest Brian Simpson (Netflix The Standups) chase down this not so pet-friendly conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's e-mail about whether a woman having a long second toe means they're going to rule their husband. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was there a secret meeting where the owners of private prisons encouraged record executives to prioritize gangster rap to put more Black people in jail? Langston and his guest Idris Goodwin (Hype Man: A Breakbeat Film) review the records on this infamous conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about the porn industry inventing the search category PAWG (Phat Ass White Girl) to compete against Black women in porn. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Malaysia Airlines Flight 370's disappearance involve aliens? Langston and his guest Zeke Nicholson (A.P. Bio on Peacock) take a layover to unpack this conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about whether attractive people can be funny. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is splitting a pole bad luck? Langston and his guest Zuri Salahuddin (South Side on HBO Max) take a walk down the road of this oddly specific conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome back to part 2 of Best of My Momma Told Me! These are the best moments of My Momma Told Me which include the best homemade hoteps, white lies, and original games from all our wonderful guests including Wyatt Cenac, Chinedu Unaka, Radha Blank, and Nicole Byer. Happy New Year, B*tch! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Join Langston as he goes through the best moments of My Momma Told Me which include the best homemade hoteps, white lies, and original games from all our wonderful guests including Laci Mosley, Michael Harriot, Shaun Diston, Bashir Salahuddin, and Alex English. There are so many that we are making this a 2-parter. Happy Holidays, B*tch! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about President Zachary Taylor's mysterious death. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are the government and big pharma secretly hiding the cure for cancer? Langston and his guest Prentice Penny (Insecure on HBO) take a close look at this dastardly conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about not wearing red or being by something that's red during a rain storm. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do Black people not see ghosts? Langston and his guest Jamilah Lemieux (Mom and Dad Are Fighting podcast) see right through this conspiracy and encourage listeners to talk to their owns ghosts. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about a Rwandan conspiracy theory that says if you don't finish your milk the cow who made it dies. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Beyonce fake her pregnancy with Blue Ivy? Langston and his guest Joyelle Johnson (Love Joy on Peacock) take a swat at this buzz worthy conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey My Momma Told Me listeners! Check out this episode of How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer where they talk to Langston Kerman and his nostalgia fascination with AND1 Mixtapes AND the birth of the My Momma Told Me podcast.Rate and review My Momma Told Me with Langston Kerman on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290---Jonah Bayer and Vanessa Bayer welcome the hilarious and talented Langston Kerman, who you might know as an actor, writer, comedian and host of "My Momma Told Me." They discuss their nostalgic childhood journeys of getting to school: From watching incredible bus fights to Jonah peeling into the highschool parking lot blasting what Vanessa calls "the yelling guys." They also talk about Langton's love for AND1 mixtapes, 3D Doritos, Double Dare Live, and see if Langston can finally put his beef with Mark Summers to rest. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is white gravy for white people and brown gravy for Black people? Langston and his guest Rob Haze (Sneak This on B/R Kicks) honor Thanksgiving and serve up this not so tasty conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about self-checkout scanners being racist. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do moms really make everything better at home? Langston and his guest Wade Allain-Marcus (Insecure) get familiar with this mother of a conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers listeners' conspiracy about two ugly people making a pretty baby. Realizes he already covered this topic and has more to say. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was Luther Vandross secretly gay? Langston and his guest Aida Rodriguez (Fighting Words on HBO Max) clean out the closet on this old school conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about fluoride in water and reminds listeners he isn't a researcher. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Diddy secretly responsible for the murder of Biggie Smalls? Langston and his guest Nore Davis (The Half Hour on Comedy Central) dance carefully around this dangerous conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Amazon starting COVID-19. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does the government add fluoride to our water as a tool for mind control. Langston and his guest Aisha Dee (The Bold Type on Freeform) take a swim through this high pressure conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about HIV being transferred by eating pork. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are girl babies made through the power of a good man? Langston and his guest Gary Richardson (Shrill on Hulu) pull back the layers of this country ass conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about the legend of secret mixed race US Presidents. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there any legitimacy to Terrence Howard's "universal math" theory? Langston and his guest Radha Blank (The Forty-Year-Old Version on Netflix) try to add up all of Terrence's transformative teachings. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a RE-RELEASE of a Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode! Want your conspiracy theories your family has told you mentioned on the podcast? Send us your voice memos and emails to [email protected] and be sure to rate us on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290--Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about white people having racist dogs. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does performing oral sex make a man's mustache grow? Langston and his guest Reggie Conquest (That Damn Michael Che on HBO Max) take a deep dive into this messy conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about sun showers being a sign of the devil beating his wife. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are Black people incapable of swimming? Langston and his guest Aminah Imani (Comedy Central) take a dive into this timeless conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about cats able to steal human souls. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was the Y2K scare something we should've actually been afraid of? Langston and his guest Monroe Martin (Last Comic Standing) reboot the modems of this wild conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a RE-RELEASE of Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode! Want your conspiracy theories your family has told you mentioned on the podcast? Send us your voice memos and emails to [email protected] and drop a review!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about the positioning of Black people's noses. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Has Stevie Wonder been lying about being blind all of these years? Langston and his guest Felonious Munk (For Life on ABC) take a good hard look at this touchy conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Marvin Gaye being a secret serial killer. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Jesus Christ actually the begotten Black son of God? Langston and his guest Chloé Hilliard (F*ck Your Diet: And Other Things My Thighs Tell Me) dig up the truth on this heavenly conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Pontiac cars and their secret racist acronym. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the legend true of a Dallas woman who was tormenting the local men with the threat of intentionally giving them AIDS? Langston and his guest Wyatt Cenac (Problem Areas on HBO) explore the horrors of this Texas sized conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Eazy-E being secretly given the AIDS virus by Suge Knight. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Beyoncé secretly Italian? Langston and his guest Rae Sanni (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) wash off the makeup on this spicy conspiracy theory. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Pokémon and it's association with demonic influences. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston leaves a special message for the listeners at home and invites you to enjoy this re-release episode with Yassir Lester! Rate and review My Momma Told Me on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290Email your drops and conspiracy theories to [email protected] Ciara and Usher intersex? Langston and his guest Yassir Lester (Black Monday on Showtime) work to figure it out. Also, they do their absolute best not to get canceled. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston answers a listener's email about Michael Jackson being castrated as a child. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.