My Momma Told Me

Do ants crawl in your mouth when you're sleeping if you forget to brush your teeth? Langston and his guest Ego Nwodim (Saturday Night Live) try to swallow the truth behind this stunning claim. Also, they draft up a better pitch for a new PETA campaign. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are white people actually immune to cold temperatures? Langston and his guest Naomi Ekperigin (Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet on Apple TV+) unpack the truth on this conspiracy, and what they find might chill you to the bones. Also, they agree, f*ck "Friends". Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it possible to curse a man by putting menstrual blood in his spaghetti? Langston and his guest Carl Tart (Brooklyn Nine-Nine on NBC) make a meal of this country ass conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What treasures does the Crichton Leprechaun still have to offer? Langston and his guest Eric Andre (Legalize Everything on Netflix) find out where the gold is really at on this very special episode. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there a correlation between single moms and gay men? Langston and his guest Jak Knight (Big Mouth on Netflix) pull back the hate on this dangerous conspiracy. Also, they dream of a world of hoteps without the homophobia. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Wesley Snipes intentionally trick Billy Blanks into missing his Passenger 57 audition, thus securing Wesley the role and cornering Billy into a career of producing workout tapes? Hard to say, but Langston and his guest Roy Wood Jr. (The Daily Show on Comedy Central) intend to find out. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you put your purse on the floor, will you go broke? Langston and his guest Quinta Brunson (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) clutch their purses to their chests as they open up the bag on this classic conspiracy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there more seasoning on the chips in Black neighborhoods than there is on the chips in white neighborhoods? Langston and his guest Shalewa Sharpe (The New Negroes on Comedy Central) take a dip into the truth. And bad news, the truth is a little spicy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there such a thing as a Black Illuminati? Langston and his guest David Gborie (The Half Hour on Comedy Central) uncloak the truth on the secret organization and its members. Spoiler alert: Gary Owen didn't make the cut. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the KKK responsible for Mistic Juice Drinks? Langston and his guest Sam Jay make some phone calls to get to the bottom of things. Also, they call for independence from the white nation. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it possible to run out of cum? Langston and his guest Chris Redd (Saturday Night Live) have no idea, but they definitely say cum way too many times. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are Ciara and Usher intersex? Langston and his guest Yassir Lester (Black Monday on Showtime) work to figure it out. Also, they do their absolute best not to get canceled. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian Langston Kerman and his guests take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.