Monday Morning Podcast

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Bill rambles about salesman, '48 Hours', and Los Angeles arenas. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about ice baths, garage messes, and gun stuff. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Füm: Head to www.TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today. Liquid Death: Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal benefit, boots, and idiots who need helicopter rescues. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Yussef Dayes ft. Rocco Palladino & Charlie Stacey ~ Yesterday Princess (Stanley Clarke X Curren$y) https://youtu.be/O_IZI7YQLsU Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill rambles about gaskets, doors opening for no reason, and the news. Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (3-30-15) Bill rambles about take out food, broad jobs, and red headed seals. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Denise Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill rambles about 'leave a book, take a book', the solar system vortex, and Newfoundland. Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Liquid Death: New iced teas are available now with free shipping on Amazon and retailers near you. As an added bonus, [Monday Morning Podcast] listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR Butcher Box: Get free Chicken Nuggets for a Year and 10% off your first box when you sign up today at www.ButcherBox.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about how to sit, the evil genius of insurance companies, and eating out of a bucket. Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill rambles about going to a college hoops game, computer settings, and hot tubs. Tour Dates: www.billburr.com/TOUR Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. www.stamps.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about failed technology, Star Wars fans, and lunatic Presidents. Rocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the 90's, old man guidelines, and girlfriends going to psychics. Policy Genius: Get you insurance quote at www.policygenius.com Zip Recruiter: Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about showbiz, the guy in the tower, and spousal murder.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Federal Reserve, the great Richard Belzer, and giving your wife free flowers. Rocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions – and manage your expenses the easy way – by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR Stamps.com: Use promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.Stamps.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Todd Parker about Bill's first time on stage, giant slices, and Todd's new book Billionaire Boogeymen. Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Fight Club: To get started and to get your free gifts with purchase, go to www.FightCamp.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Super Bowl LVII, 'Love At First Bite', and dressing like Neil Peart in February. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Grove: Go to www.Grove.com/BURR today to get a free starter set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Doug Stanhope about insurance companies, buying cars on ebay, and occasionally burning a podcast sponsor. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about stealing playbooks, childhood movie experiences, and getting locked in a shipping container. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Butcher Box: Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get a 100% grass-fed chuck roast and a whole chicken FREE in your first box plus $20 off SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about a slipper day, Burt Reynolds, and sitting in a funk. MVMT: Save big on your best Valentine’s Day gift ever with 20% off at www.MVMT.com and use code BILLBURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about birthday wishes, the smug rugby email, and crazy chicks at the bar. Rocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Zip Recruiter: Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter free at www.ziprecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Mike Donovan about his early days in Boston, history books, and Lenny Bruce. Mike's new book 'The Stand-Up Comedy Book: A Collection of Thoughts, Stories, Biographies, Jokes and Journals of Stand-up' is available on Amazon and where books are sold. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - (45:59) Thursday Throwback: (46:33) - (01:49:47) (1-26-23) Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:50:03) - end Thursday Interlude: Kenyon Hopkins - Minnesota FatsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, his trip to Disneyland, and giant turkey legs. Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about talkers, depressing movies, and 80's action stars. Nutrafol: You can grow thicker, healthier hair by going to www.Nutrafol.com/men and entering the promo code BURR to save fifteen dollars off your first month’s subscription.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Wild Card Weekend, 90's movies, and artificial intelligence comedy bits.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Steve Byrne about the 90's, drinking stories, and how people handle money. Steve's new special 'THE LAST LATE NIGHT' is available now on Amazon. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast (01:15:09) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-12-15: Bill rambles about the Dez Bryant catch, whiskey dick, and powdered wigs. (02:17:30) - Anything Better NFL Wildcard Weekend Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about playoffs, big golf bodies, and angry soccer chants.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about gas station etiquette, going out like Jackie Gleason, and front porch life. (00:00 - 30:07) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:33 - end) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-5-15: Bill rambles about Tony Romo haters, The Rose Bowl, and remembers Stuart Scott. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Only A Child See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the NFL, New Years Eve, and knowing how to do stuff.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about Bill's pneumonia, urgent care, and being dramatic. Thursday Afternoon Podcast - (00:00 - 41:50) Thursday Afternoon Throwback - (41:50 - 01:47:45) (12-29-14) Bill rambles about a food crack house, cleaning out his garage, and getting mugged in Moscow. Anything Better NFL Week 17 Preview & Picks - (01:48:15) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about having pneumonia, Franco Harris, and cameramen on the field.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Peter Billingsley about his new film 'A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS', video game addiction, and working on 'F IS FOR FAMILY'. A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS is available on HBO MAX and available to rent. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 49:45) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (50:00 - 01:54:05) (12-22-14) Bill rambles about Sony leaks, autorotations, and building a Christmas Tree. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:54:10 - end) Thursday Interlude: Flight's Delayed - Andrew ThemelesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, hearing loss, and airline pilots. Butcher Box: Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get $20 off your first box and ground beef for the life of your membership. Indochino: Get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Use promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com SimpliSafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Rachel Feinstein about dating psychos, small apartments, and 'inspirational' videos. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 01:11:04) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (1:12:05 - 02:31:34) (12-15-14 - Bill rambles about Santa as welterweight, pussy coming into the room, and ADHD tests.) Anything Better NFL Preview: (02:31:36 - end) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill rambles with Tom Papa about model trains, subway danger, and his new special 'What A Day'. 'What A Day' is available on Netflix December 13th. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 54:30) Thursday Throwback: (54:57 - 01:53:37) 12-8-22. Bill rambles about soundcloud, virgins, and his new stand-up special. Anything Better NFL Preview: ( SimpliSafe: Get 40% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.Stamps.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about sneaker shopping, rituals, and testosterone. MeUndies: Get 20% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee by going to www.MeUndies.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about soccer, jogging in the road, and vices. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (start - 31:31) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (32:08 - 01:41:01) (12-1-14) Bill rambles about Black Friday, Gone Girl, and talks with Jason Lawhead. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:41:27 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere ZipRecruiter: Try it now FOR FREE at this exclusive web address: www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill rambles about turmeric, his bad swing, and old man bangs. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (start - 30:00) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (30:03 - 01:23:30) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks: (01:24:05 - end) Helix: Get up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners www.HelixSleep.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill rambles about old pipes, dead batteries, and parking machines. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (start - 22:50) Thursday Throwback: (23:13 - 01:42:51) Anything Better NFL Preview: ( 01:43:59 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Yo La Tengo - Let's Save Tony Orlando's House SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill rambles with Bill Maher about The Tonight Show, the Playboy Mansion, and art. See Bill Maher Live https://billmaher.com/schedule/ Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 01:08:01) Throwback Podcast: (01:08:10 - 02:11:17) 11-3-14: Bill rambles about test pilots, The Pink Conspiracy, and Halloween. Anything Better NFL Preview: (02:11:24 - end) Throwback Interlude: Ryan Porter - Little Sunflower ZipRecruiter: Try it now for free at this exclusive at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill rambles with friend and comedian Robert Kelly about his new special KILL BOX, living together back in the day, and trikes. KILL BOX available at www.RobertKellyLIve.com Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (00:00 - 42:16) Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (42:16 - 02:49:15) 10-27-14 - Bill rambles about diseases, having sex with a robot, and Cubs fans. Anything Better NFL Week 8 Preview & Picks: (02:49:16 - end) Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Les Baxter - Hell's Bells SoloStove: Go to http://www.solostove.com and use promo code BURR for an extra $10 off on top the Fall Event deals MasterClass: Get unlimited access to every class, and as a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership at http://www.MasterClass.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Get 40% off your order when you visit http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.