Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about the history of the easter bunny, Ohtani 'not gambling', and surprise nose jobs. Sticker Giant: Listeners can get 25% off their first order with code BURR at checkout at www.StickerGiant.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Go to www.stamps.com and click on the microphone at the top and use code BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-28-16 Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards, and STDs. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - GZA - Liquid Swords Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie. Indochino: Dress better than the other guys with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more True Classic: Upgrade your closet, shop now at www.trueclassic.com/BURR and save up to 25% off your first orderSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Dave Elitch about his new course 'Stay Out Of Your Own Way', musical injuries, and bruising easily. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (44:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-21-16 Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, douche bags, and clam on clam violence. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Smashing Pumpkins - Zero Liquid Death: Go to www.liquiddeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be. Sticker Giant: Go to www.StickerGiant.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout to get 25% off your first order. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Esther Povitsky about being 'alone together', snacks that let you down, and her new movie 'Drugstore June' . Drugstore June is available to rent or buy on all platforms. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (40:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-14-26 - Bill rambles about World War II Leaflets, Los Angeles, and painting your own home. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Madonna - I'll Remember Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try if for free See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Irish looking people, going to Indianapolis, and revolting against face I.D. SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR HelixSleep: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Go to www.HelixSleep.com and use code HELIXPARTNER20See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about parking garage valets, world building, and getting drunk with DeRosa back in the day. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:36) - Thursday Throwback 3-7-16 Bill rambles about blow, cake, and the UFC. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chico Hamilton - Conquistadors TOUR DATES: www.billburr.com/TOURSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about nasty yoga studios, fasting, and ice-wall logic. Sticker Giant: Get 25% off your first order with code BURR at checkout at www.StickerGiant.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.stamp.com click on the microphone and type in BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about '60s social scenes, the legendary Richard Lewis, and old television habits. TOUR DATES: www.billburr.com/TOUR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'. New Dates Added! www.BillBurr.com/TOUR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:36) - Thursday Throwback 2-22-16 - Bill rambles about winter, the NBA, and Hitler. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Bathtub Gin (7/25/17) Liquid Death: Go to www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders. Indochino: Use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more at www.indochino.com Hims: Start you free online visit today at www.Him.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about old casinos, assisted reality, and broadcast gimmicks. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, leaving a loud party, and the Sphere. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners! Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 SimpliSafe: Order now to get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system with Fast Protect Monitoring. www.simplisafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about car jacks, arguing, and doing his act in French. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-8-16 Bill rambles about the Broncos, three toed sloths, and putting your dick on the table. (01:32:48) - Anything Better Super Bowl Preview & 'I Bought You A Gift With Your Money' with Paul VirziSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his fast food dreams, Escape from New York, and losing to the market. ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. www.stamps.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Jon Lovitz about how little respect they have for each other. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:04:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-1-16 - Bill rambles about Girl Scout Cookies, Open Carry, and Superbowl Analysis.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the NFL Championship games, cold plunges, and an evil sister-in-law. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about 'wide right', money, and entourages. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:05 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-25-16 Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop. 01:38:12 - Anything Better Championship Weekend Preview & Picks with Paul VirziSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the second staircase, the Epstein list, and birthday gifts. Hims: Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the election, pump up music, and studio musicians. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:00 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-18-16 - Bill rambles about Vancouver, Hail Mary's and El Chapo. 01:34:35 - Anything Better NFL Divisional Playoffs Preview & Picks Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about being in the mountains, Peacock, and A.I. training us. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. SimpliSafe: Listeners can save 20% on your new system with a Fast Protect Plan by visiting www.SimpliSafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the great Bill Belechick, drumming at the Bon Scott tribute, and tough gigs. The 11th Annual Patrice O'Neal Comedy Benefit Tuesday, March 26th New York City Center131 West 55th St. Tickets can be purchased online at nycitycenter.org/Patrice2024 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:55 - Thursday Throwback 1-11-16 - Bill rambles about lasagna, heights, and vasectomies. 01:31:04 - Super Wild Card Weekend NFL Preview & PicksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about bob sledding, public restrooms, and gout. New Dates Added: www.billburr.com/TOUR Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Go to HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. www.stamp.com - BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the upcoming Dean Delray Bonscott Tribute, old school slapping, and Boston sports. (00:00) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:51) Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-4-14 - Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, the Stanford Band, and the "I'm sorry" fall. (01:38:57) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks with Paul VirziSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, tailgating, and Southwestern Airlines.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about hitting the scale, sex with robots, and orange slices with your coffee. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:35) - Thursday Throwback 12-28-23 - Bill rambles about lumberjacks, Alan Jazeera, and liking the odds. (01:34:34) - Anything Better NFL Preview & PicksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Christmas Day, having a back-up plan for your dreams, and realizing you're the asshole. www.billburr.com/TOURSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about working at a driving range, touring together, and shooting Old Dads. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (47:08) - Thursday Throwback 12-21-23 Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms, and giving thanks. (01:41:25) - Anything Better NFL Preview & PicksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about seeing Queens of the Stone Age, 'no make-up', and Southwest Airlines overweight passenger policy. Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for free. Indochino: Give a perfect-fit gift with Indochino. Get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. www.indochino.com use code BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Adam Driver about his new film Ferrari - directed by Michael Mann, questioning their careers, and 'pre-psychiatry' times. Ferrari opens Christmas Day in theaters. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (39:34) - Thursday Throwback 12-14-23 Bill rambles about Human Cellophane, personal information, and the Dominican Republic. (01:35:11) - Anything Better Week 15 NFL Picks & PreviewSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about puking, the election, and electric cars. Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for freeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Gavin Matts about his new special, Canada, and guns. AG1: If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase go to www.drinkAG1.com/BURR (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (55:41) - Thursday Throwback 12-7-15 Bill rambles about Christmas, buying a car, and the Patriots. (01:06:10) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks WeekSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about 2024 Tour Dates, Ozempic, and starting a book club. 2024 TOUR DATES: www.billburr.com/TOUR Pre-Sale Dec.6 with code: BURR On-Sale Dec. 8 Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Policy Genius: Get a free quote by going to www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about clutter, the algorithm, and old politicians. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:33) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15 Bill rambles about drinking yourself to death, giant fish tanks, and the draw play. (01:26:50) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about car shows, ripping coffee, shampoo. SODA: https://youtu.be/wfSj2MnfTZo?si=m6AoukgIaqFig6I8 Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to Stamps dot com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about black Friday, Charlie Brown, and Soda. Soda: https://youtu.be/wfSj2MnfTZo?si=0icSXD3AA4XDAoF0 (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:24) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15: Bill rambles about Thanksgiving, failed pilots, and blowing off weddings. (01:25:41) - Anything Better Thanksgiving Grievances and NFL Preview & PicksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about addictive cellphone game addiction, Las Vegas capitalism, and old school food places. Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR to see how much you could save. ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about egg cremes, Monaco, and getting deep. (00:00) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:14) Thursday Throwback: 11-16-23: Bill rambles about MSG show, Thanksgiving Douche, and Ronda Rousey fight. (01:31:46) Anything Better Week 11 NFL Preview & Picks SimpliSafe: Listeners can get a special 50% off any SimpliSafe system with a Fast Protect Plan at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Helix: Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners in honor of Black Friday! Go to Helix Sleep dot com slash BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER25 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Madison Square Garden, a cashless society, and Old Dads. Indochino: Refresh your wardrobe with the best prices of the year during Indochino’s Black Friday event. Secure your appointment now with sales starting in-store and online November 6th, at indochino.com.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Scope Arena, the price of a Big Mac, and Icelandic broads. (00:00) - (31:03) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:07) - (01:17:26) - Thursday Throwback 11-9-15 (01:17:30) - end - Anything Better Week 10 NFL Preview & PicksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about room service, iconic Vegas fountains, and sign language at comedy shows. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his morning, Manhattan Transfer, and Saturday Night Live with the lovely Nia. (00:00) - (31:58) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:13) - (01:50:47) Thursday Throwback (01:50:50) - end Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts at www.Stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the social media addiction, women talking, and nature videos. SimpliSafe: For a limited time, save 40% on any new system with a Fast Protect Plan at www.simplisafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about cheating, lifting weights in the 80s, and Christmas gifts. (00:00) - (31:28) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:28) - (01:27:02) Thursday Throwback 10-26-23 (01:27:03) - end Anything Better NFL Preview: Stamps: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Green Machine, Brazil, and starting comedy today. ZipRecuiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free with by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about getting startled, Playboy, and trolling. **Bill's bluetooth headphones were unknowingly connected affecting the audio quality (00:00 - 31:02) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:03 - 01:25:45) Thursday Throwback 10-19-15 (01:25:46 - end) Anything Better NFL Week 7 Preview Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners! Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 BetMGM: Download the app and use the code BURR200 for 200 dollars in bonus money regardless of the outcome of your first 10 dollar wagerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Migs Mayfeld, his right to yell about sports, and money pits. SimpliSafe: For a limited time, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring by going to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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