Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about Niagara Falls, golf clubs, and American tourists.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Orioles, brutalism architecture, and the Vegas sphere. SimpliSafe: For a limited time, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring. www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Chinese food, Springsteen, and Egypt. Indochino: Add fresh layers to your fall style with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about choking, motivational speakers, and Sinatra. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Deion, a big chick at work, and single ladies. ZipRecruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with comedian and Rose Bowl tailgate legend Joe Bartnick about growing up around a bar, Pittsburgh, and his new special ‘A Killing In Chicago’ available now for free at All Things Comedy’s YouTube page. https://youtu.be/QpTQ5bI9Gqw?si=VmDv9_qZDalz08nI See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Chile, Athens, and Muttley. ZipRecruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Brian Holtzman about history, heat, and his new special ‘#Cancel Holtzman’ available at The Comedy Store’s YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/IKAx4wiObEo?feature=shared (00:00 - 47:52) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (47:53 - 01:44:20) - Thursday Throwback - Bill rambles with comic legend Brian Reagan. (01:44:20 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 2See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about tourists waiting in lines, stupid phones, and greek wedding cosplay. Bill Burr: Live at the Troubadour 3 | the Monday Morning Podcasthttps://youtu.be/3KckS4k1ulsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Sam Morril about opening for Bill as an unknown comic, cool cities, and luck. (00:00 - 1:10:20) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (1:10:22 - 02:30:50) - Throwback 9-7-15 - Bill rambles about baby bumps, smoking ribs, and Kermit the Frog (02:30:50 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks: SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about jet lag, Dubai, and 'Come on Eileen'. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts at www.stamps.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Dan Soder about elitist New Yorkers, home renovation shows, and embracing a nuclear fall-out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles for an hour in front of a live audience! Premiering Saturday September 2nd at www.YouTube.com/BillBurrOfficial Recorded April 23, 2023 at the Troubadour in West Hollywood, CASee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about being rear-ended by a truck, his guide to NYC, and 'Uptown Girl'. AG1: Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Josh Homme about aliens, dressing room riders, and rock. Check out Queens of the Stone Age's new album 'In Times New Roman' and see them on tour. Helix: Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners in honor of Labor Day! Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER25See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the roach coach, the weather, and 'Fat Bottom Girls'. Butcher Box: Sign up today at butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get salmon for 3 Months.plus $20 off your first order. Zip Recruiter: Go www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for free! SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for a free month trial of Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the A.I. version of himself, hacky joke court, and bands that break up. AG1: Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Halifax, trashing bands people like, and killing lobsters. ZipRecruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Top Golf, bonuses, and 'THEY'. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Martha's Vineyard, flying in a biplane, and robots. AG1: Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. www.stamps.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Pink, butterscotch pudding, and farmland.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about summer, recalls, and palm trees. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR AG1: Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about 'Breakfast at Wimbledon', crying over the sink, and what he's listening to.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about 'Travis Tritt', artificial intelligence, and taxidermy. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create and account and use the code BURR for $20 off.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan about his garden, being suspicious, and knowing who's really crazy. Check out Jim's new stand-up special DARK PALE on Amazon Prime. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Schwarzenegger's rise, Japan, and Therapy. SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Nate Craig about the mid-west, touring together, and his new special LIVE AT THE GREEN MILL. Nate's Special: https://youtu.be/pUOHgj78tRU Nate on Tour: Last Best Comedy in Bozeman, MT 7/21-22 Rumor's Comedy Club in Winnipeg, Manitoba 7/25-29 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Philadelphia, Cheesesteaks, and the Suez Canal.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about RFK Jr., 'We Didn't Start The Fire', and Tom Cruise. SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about America, Presidents' Families, and Farmland. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more ZipRecruiter: Try for free at www.ziprecuiter.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his orange sleeping bag, jazz drummers, and 80's muscle style.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about snakes, Friday the 13th, and retiring. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. AG1: Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about flaming cars, jacked old guys, and cobalt mines. SimpliSafe: Right now, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Interactive Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about hens, Arnold, and the dollar. ButcherBox: Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get flank steak for free in every box for 3 months plus $20 off your first order. ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about beautiful athletes, doing mushrooms together, and corruption. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners. www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. www.stamps.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about poisoned food, introspective mushrooms, and Catch-22. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. MVMT: Get Father’s Day gifts from MVMT and up to 40% off at www.MVMT.com code BILLBURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about NHL playoffs, getting away from it all, and getting it under control. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more SimpliSafe: Right now, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about basketball moves, Scottish history, and door knobs. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contractSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Joey McIntyre about acting together, partying too hard, and aggressive fans. Joey is on a solo tour this summer. Dates at https://www.joeymcintyre.com FreezePipe: Start smoking like royalty without paying a king’s ransom by visiting www.TheFreezePipe.com and use code BURR for 10% off your entire order. LiquidDeath: Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR GameTime.co: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about NBA, approaching horses, and leaving a girl at the altar. ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about texting drivers, the subway in the 80s, and cable TV. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR ButcherBox: Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.com SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, going to a wedding, and 'civil-ware'. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR ButcherBox: Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill sits down with the legendary Paul Anka for a special edition of the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast. Paul Anka is one of the greatest American singers and songwriters. 'Put Your Head On My Shoulder', 'Puppy Love,' and 'My Way' to name a few. WATCH: https://youtu.be/lODeXQmcWzQ Connect with Paul Anka here: https://linktr.ee/paulankadigital For upcoming tour dates and to listen to Paul’s legendary catalog of hits, visit https://paulanka.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about food videos, cocaine rats, and mispronounced sayings. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. FÜM: Head to TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack todaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with comic legend Steven Wright about the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, making people laugh as a kid, and his new book 'HAROLD', available May 16th everywhere books are sold. From the outside, Harold is an average seven-year-old third grader growing up in the 1960s. Bored by school. Crushing on a girl. Likes movies and baseball—especially the hometown Boston Red Sox. Enjoys spending time with his grandfather. But inside Harold’s mind, things are a lot more complex and unusual. His thoughts come to him as birds flying through a small rectangle in the middle of his brain. He visits an outdoor cafe on the moon and is invited aboard a spaceship by famed astronomer Carl Sagan. He envisions his own funeral procession and wonders if the driver of the hearse has even been born yet.Harold documents the meandering, surreal, often hilarious, and always thought-provoking stream-of-consciousness ruminations of the title character during a single day in class. Saturated with the witticisms and profundities for which Wright’s groundbreaking stand-up has long been venerated, this novel will change the way you perceive your daily existence. To quote one of its many memorable lines: “Everything doesn’t have to make sense. Just look at the world and your life.” SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to www.Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about phone addiction, Ivy League schools, and Africa. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Clinton's cigar, Harvard, and staricases.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about weed root beer, cigars and Cadillacs, and women studies. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about watching sports, his truck, and taking back the money supply.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about broken car windows, the Dalai Lama, and umbrella girls. Butcher Box: Sign up at www.ButcherBox.com/BURR and get free Chicken Thighs for a Year and $20 off your first box when you sign up today. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.