Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about Columbus, flying high speed through a canyon, and demisexuals.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about throwing out the first pitch, walking around Boston, and stretching.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Fenway Park, the Easter Bunny, and round Earth heckling.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about inflation, baseball, and parking.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Masters, souvenirs, and Turtle Wax. Indochino: Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com. SoloStove: Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $20 off at www.solostove.com SimpliSafe: You can customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about dumb Presidents, the news, and parenting on one front.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about kayaking the English Channel, American made products, and double-neck guitars.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about restraint, garbage day, and college hoops. Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your first set of sheets when you use promo code BURR at bollandbranch.com. Solo Stove: Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $20 offSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about filming, the Bill Burr museum, and collecting things. SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring. Go to www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Hire smart with Zip Recruiter. Try it FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about racing, filming, and food trucks. Masterclass: And as a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership! Go to MASTERCLASS.com/BURR Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix.com/BURR.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about rich families, incorrect use of words, and evil nerds.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about St. Patrick's Day, shoe throwing, and food poisoning. Zip Recruiter: Find the right employees for your workplace with ZipRecruiter. Try it FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter,com/burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about food poisoning, self-driving cars, and cologne. Indochino: Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at Indochino.com Truebill: Don’t fall for subscription scams. Truebill is the new app that helps you identify and stop paying for subscriptions you don’t need, want, or simply forgot about. On average, people save up to $720/ year with Truebill. Start canceling today at Truebill.com/burr.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about alarms, zoos, and cappuccinos. Butcher Box: Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership, plus a $10 off coupon. Bespoke Post: Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code burr at checkout Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about cold medication, Looney Tunes, and hacky activism. MeUndies: 15% off your first order and free shipping go to MeUndies.com/BURR. Bespoke Post: 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the codeBURR at checkout Roman: GetREoman.com/BURR today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment. AllBirds: Spring forward with the Allbirds Tree Dasher 2 running shoe. Discover your perfect pair at Allbirds.com today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about new drum songs, news, and good news.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about invasion, tourism, and drug robbery.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about America, boomer names, and his dream retirement home. Switch to sustainable products for every room in your home – from laundry care to hand soaps and more. Grove Co. has you covered with safe formulas and refillable packaging that never compromise on performance. Go to Gove.com.BURR today to get a free gift set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order. Shipping is fast and free.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about a Housewives, retirement, and mugging stories. MASTER CLASS: Get unlimited access to every MasterClass and as a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership! Go to www.MASTERCLASS.com/BURR now. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about being shamed, West Side Story, and being a gingered snowman. SoloStove: Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $10 off. Plus a lifetime warranty and FREE 30-day returns. Go to solostove.com Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at HelixSleep.com/burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, elastic waistbands, and bank robberies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about sports history and the chick who pretended to be black, with the lovely Nia. SimpliSafe: You can customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes at SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR and get free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his show in Palm Springs, looks up 'NATO', and how to find a hot woman.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about counterfeits, Tom Brady, and reads the news. Butcher Box: Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about snow, popular podcasts, and why the media starting a war with Russia. Zip Recruiter: Try it for free at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter.com/Burr MVMT: Shop 20% off today — with FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNS — by going to MVMT.com/burr Bespoke Post: Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code BURR at checkout.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about horses in pharmacies, Meatloaf - my dude, and Louie Anderson. Mizzen + Main: Right now if you go to MizzenAndMain.com and use promo code BURR, you’ll receive $35 off any regular price order of $125 or more. Policy Genius: Head to www.PolicyGenius.com to get your free home & auto insurance quotes and see how much you could save. SimpliSafe: Take 20% off your SimpliSafe System AND your first month is free when you sign up for the interactive monitoring service. www.Simplisafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, 'stopping hate', and Canadian Dictators. Grove: Go to Grove.com/BURR today to get a free gift set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order. Headspace: Try HEADSPACE at Headspace.com/BURR, and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Disney, not knowing, and thermals. Thursday Podcast 00:00 - 22:26 NFL Segment 22:27- 50:41 Throwback. 50:42 - end Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — www.ZipRecruiter.com.com/burr Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/burr Allbirds Discover your perfect pair at Allbirds.com today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about parental side effects, true crime, and Congress' stock trades.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about specialists, psilocybin, and Utah. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 34:08 Anything Better NFL Preview: 34:09 - 1:06:36 Throwback: 1:06:37 - end Music Interlude: Snakadaktal - Fall Underneath MeUndies: To get 25% off Matching Pairs, 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to: www.MeUndies.com/BURR Roman: Go to www.getroman.com/BURR today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment. SimpliSafe: Take 20% off your SimpliSafe System AND your first month is free when you sign up for the interactive monitoring service. Visit SimpliSafe.com/burr. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his vacation, the Apple Watch, and the great Bob Saget. Butcher Box: For a limited time ButcherBox is offering new members a great deal for the New Year! Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR, and you’ll receive the Ultimate New Year’s Bundle in your first box. Truebill: Don’t fall for subscription scams. Start canceling today at Truebill.com/burr. It could save you THOUSANDS a year. Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contractsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the glorified keg party at the Capitol, sleep, and transitioning.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Bowl games, dictators, and Carlin. As Mentioned: Grocery Store Lobster as a Pet: https://youtu.be/9sI7WveN7vk Airplane Graveyard: https://youtu.be/nzZqWuwYZNk Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter dot com slash burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Kenny G, old school teachers, and recycling. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Christmas gifts, airlines, and dog killing monkeys. As Mentioned: Airlines Have Become Banks: https://youtu.be/ggUduBmvQ_4See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan which turns into a complete back and forth trashing. PART II Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code burr at Indochino.com. That’s $50 off a purchase of $399 or more at Indochino.com, promo code burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with the great Jim Gaffigan about comedy styles, killing lobsters, and clown food. Part 1 of 2. Take advantage of SimpliSafe’s Holiday deals and get 40% off your new home security system by visiting SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR Get an extra $10 off Holiday deals at solostove.com, promo code BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Indianapolis, songs about Jane, and cold remedies. Music Interlude: Vels Trio - Ochre Pt. 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tYN_b5mWbI Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - 35:41 Anything Better NFL Preview: 35:42 - 1:05:24 'Why Are You Going to Indianapolis Bill': 1:05:25 - 1:24:57 Throwback 12-16-21: 1:24:58 - end Go to LIQUID DEATH.com/SLASH BURR to get free shipping on all water and merch. Start building better habits for healthier, long-term results. Sign up for your trial at Noom.com/MMP. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about cities, rounding up change, and paying for love.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the return of the feral cats, things you can get away with in public, and evil numbers. Thursday Podcast: start - 36:23 Anything Better NFL Preview: 36:24 - 56:48 Throwback MMP 12-9-12: 56:49 - end Music Interlude: Sam Wilkes - Today Sam Wilkes Bandcamp Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com. www.getRoman.com/BURR today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment Get an extra $10 off Holiday deals at solostove.com, promo code BURR 25% off ANYTHING you order when you get better hydration today using promo code BURR at LIQUID IV DOT COM See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about being an adult, being a dictator, and whether or not a listener is being an asshole. as mentioned: Hidden In Plain Sight: https://mokan9997.medium.com/hidden-in-plain-sight-4761be7b8115 Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Helix Sleep.com/burr for up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows. SIMPLISAFE.com/burr for 40% off your entire system Go to HelloFresh.com/BURR14 and use code BURR14 for up to 14 free meals AND 3 free gifts See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about bad internet code, spritzing the tree, and shooting a home invader. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - 33:18 NFL Preview: 33:19 - 52:42 Throwback: 52:43 - end Music Interlude: Bob Dylan - Bob Dylan's 115th Dream SimpliSafe’s Holiday deals and get 40% off your new home security system by visiting SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR HEADSPACE.com/BURR for a FREE ONE-MONTH TRIAL with access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about getting sneakers as a kid, his first move as dictator, and a dilemma.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Fanny, running away from home, and F is for Family with drummer Alice De Buhr. Music Interlude: Fanny - Blind Alley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE3uwtegPEY Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 0- 42:55 NFL Week 12 Preview: 42:56 - 1:08:40 Throwback MMP 11-25-13: 1:08:39 - end Take advantage of SimpliSafe’s early Black Friday deals and get 50% off your new home security system by visiting SIMPLISAFE.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Vegas, puke, and TikTok. HelixSleep.com for up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows. Indochino.com promo code BURR for $50 off a purchase of $399 or more and two free pillows. SIMPLISAFE dot com slash burr for 50% off your entire system. Solo Stove: Extra $10 off Black Friday deals at solostove.com, promo code BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about F is For Family Season 5, sleeping in public, and polygamist ex-wives. Music Interlude: Night Moves - Fallacy Actually | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXLdTrQXzX4 Thursday Afternoon Podcast 0:00-38:23 NFL Week 11 BetMGM Preview 38:24 - 1:03:17 Throw Back Nov 11, 2013 - 1:03:17 - 2:19:49 Roman: www.getRoman.com/BURR NOOM: Sign up for your trial at Noom.com/MMP SIMPLISAFE.com/burr for 50% off your entire system Stamps.com | Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale Try Liquid Death, available in stores or go to www.liquiddeath.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Detroit, the Bartnick story, and toenail painting. ButcherBox.com/BURR to get FREE bacon and $20 off your first box Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter dot com slash [BURR]. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill and Jason Newsted talk about aviation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Jason Newsted about the anniversary of Metallica's 'Black Album'. Newsted Interview: 00:00-57:000 BetMGM NFL Preview w/Paul Virzi: 57:00-1:35:00 Throwback Episode: 1:35:00-end Thompson Cigars: 15% OFF orders over $75 OR 20% OFF orders over $99 Liquid IV: 25% off ANYTHING you order when you get better hydration today using promo code BURR at LIQUID IV DOT COM.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about San Jose, 'Indians' vs 'Native Americans', and the south.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.