Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about beautiful athletes, doing mushrooms together, and corruption. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners. www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. www.stamps.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about poisoned food, introspective mushrooms, and Catch-22. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. MVMT: Get Father’s Day gifts from MVMT and up to 40% off at www.MVMT.com code BILLBURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about NHL playoffs, getting away from it all, and getting it under control. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more SimpliSafe: Right now, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about basketball moves, Scottish history, and door knobs. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contractSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Joey McIntyre about acting together, partying too hard, and aggressive fans. Joey is on a solo tour this summer. Dates at https://www.joeymcintyre.com FreezePipe: Start smoking like royalty without paying a king’s ransom by visiting www.TheFreezePipe.com and use code BURR for 10% off your entire order. LiquidDeath: Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR GameTime.co: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about NBA, approaching horses, and leaving a girl at the altar. ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about texting drivers, the subway in the 80s, and cable TV. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR ButcherBox: Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.com SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, going to a wedding, and 'civil-ware'. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR ButcherBox: Sign up today using code BURR to receive Ground Beef for a Year + 20 dollars off your first order at www.ButcherBox.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill sits down with the legendary Paul Anka for a special edition of the Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast. Paul Anka is one of the greatest American singers and songwriters. 'Put Your Head On My Shoulder', 'Puppy Love,' and 'My Way' to name a few. WATCH: https://youtu.be/lODeXQmcWzQ Connect with Paul Anka here: https://linktr.ee/paulankadigital For upcoming tour dates and to listen to Paul’s legendary catalog of hits, visit https://paulanka.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about food videos, cocaine rats, and mispronounced sayings. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. FÜM: Head to TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack todaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with comic legend Steven Wright about the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, making people laugh as a kid, and his new book 'HAROLD', available May 16th everywhere books are sold. From the outside, Harold is an average seven-year-old third grader growing up in the 1960s. Bored by school. Crushing on a girl. Likes movies and baseball—especially the hometown Boston Red Sox. Enjoys spending time with his grandfather. But inside Harold’s mind, things are a lot more complex and unusual. His thoughts come to him as birds flying through a small rectangle in the middle of his brain. He visits an outdoor cafe on the moon and is invited aboard a spaceship by famed astronomer Carl Sagan. He envisions his own funeral procession and wonders if the driver of the hearse has even been born yet.Harold documents the meandering, surreal, often hilarious, and always thought-provoking stream-of-consciousness ruminations of the title character during a single day in class. Saturated with the witticisms and profundities for which Wright’s groundbreaking stand-up has long been venerated, this novel will change the way you perceive your daily existence. To quote one of its many memorable lines: “Everything doesn’t have to make sense. Just look at the world and your life.” SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to www.Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURR.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about phone addiction, Ivy League schools, and Africa. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Clinton's cigar, Harvard, and staricases.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about weed root beer, cigars and Cadillacs, and women studies. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about watching sports, his truck, and taking back the money supply.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about broken car windows, the Dalai Lama, and umbrella girls. Butcher Box: Sign up at www.ButcherBox.com/BURR and get free Chicken Thighs for a Year and $20 off your first box when you sign up today. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Hollywood Bowl, storage units, and strip malls. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Comedy Mothership, MotoGP Austin, and jumping fences. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 SimpliSafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/burr Freeze Pipe: Shop pipes, bubblers, bongs and more at www.thefreezepipe.com and use code BURR for 10% off your entire order. ZipRecruiter:. Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about salesman, '48 Hours', and Los Angeles arenas. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about ice baths, garage messes, and gun stuff. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Füm: Head to www.TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today. Liquid Death: Listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal benefit, boots, and idiots who need helicopter rescues. Digital Experience Tickets for the Monday Morning Podcast Live 4/23 Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Yussef Dayes ft. Rocco Palladino & Charlie Stacey ~ Yesterday Princess (Stanley Clarke X Curren$y) https://youtu.be/O_IZI7YQLsU Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about kindles, reptile scientists, and jaguars. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter today.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about gaskets, doors opening for no reason, and the news. Thursday Afternoon Throwback: (3-30-15) Bill rambles about take out food, broad jobs, and red headed seals. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Denise Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Otters, a truck he should buy, and movies. Fum: Head to www.TryFum.com and use code BURR to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today. The Journey pack comes with three unique flavors and the new Version 2 Füm to help kick start your positive habits. SimpliSafe: Claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the suburbs, Hong Kong, and masseuses. Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Liquid Death: New iced teas are available now with free shipping on Amazon and retailers near you. As an added bonus, [Monday Morning Podcast] listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about 'leave a book, take a book', the solar system vortex, and Newfoundland. Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Liquid Death: New iced teas are available now with free shipping on Amazon and retailers near you. As an added bonus, [Monday Morning Podcast] listeners get 20% off their first Liquid Death apparel purchase available exclusively at www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR Butcher Box: Get free Chicken Nuggets for a Year and 10% off your first box when you sign up today at www.ButcherBox.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about how to sit, the evil genius of insurance companies, and eating out of a bucket. Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about male manicures, seeing Stevie Nicks & Billy Joel, and the Faroe Islands. ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR GameTime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase at www.gametime.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about movie theater candy, the movie with the long blue people, and vintage stores. SimpliSafe: Get a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about going to a college hoops game, computer settings, and hot tubs. Tour Dates: www.billburr.com/TOUR Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. www.stamps.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about failed technology, Star Wars fans, and lunatic Presidents. Rocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the 90's, old man guidelines, and girlfriends going to psychics. Policy Genius: Get you insurance quote at www.policygenius.com Zip Recruiter: Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about showbiz, the guy in the tower, and spousal murder.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Federal Reserve, the great Richard Belzer, and giving your wife free flowers. Rocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions – and manage your expenses the easy way – by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR Stamps.com: Use promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.Stamps.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Todd Parker about Bill's first time on stage, giant slices, and Todd's new book Billionaire Boogeymen. Helix: Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Fight Club: To get started and to get your free gifts with purchase, go to www.FightCamp.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Super Bowl LVII, 'Love At First Bite', and dressing like Neil Peart in February. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter right now by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Grove: Go to www.Grove.com/BURR today to get a free starter set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Doug Stanhope about insurance companies, buying cars on ebay, and occasionally burning a podcast sponsor. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about stealing playbooks, childhood movie experiences, and getting locked in a shipping container. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Butcher Box: Sign up today at www.butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get a 100% grass-fed chuck roast and a whole chicken FREE in your first box plus $20 off SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about a slipper day, Burt Reynolds, and sitting in a funk. MVMT: Save big on your best Valentine’s Day gift ever with 20% off at www.MVMT.com and use code BILLBURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about birthday wishes, the smug rugby email, and crazy chicks at the bar. Rocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to www.RocketMoney.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Zip Recruiter: Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter free at www.ziprecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Mike Donovan about his early days in Boston, history books, and Lenny Bruce. Mike's new book 'The Stand-Up Comedy Book: A Collection of Thoughts, Stories, Biographies, Jokes and Journals of Stand-up' is available on Amazon and where books are sold. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: start - (45:59) Thursday Throwback: (46:33) - (01:49:47) (1-26-23) Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop. Anything Better NFL Preview: (01:50:03) - end Thursday Interlude: Kenyon Hopkins - Minnesota FatsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, his trip to Disneyland, and giant turkey legs. Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about talkers, depressing movies, and 80's action stars. Nutrafol: You can grow thicker, healthier hair by going to www.Nutrafol.com/men and entering the promo code BURR to save fifteen dollars off your first month’s subscription.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Wild Card Weekend, 90's movies, and artificial intelligence comedy bits.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Steve Byrne about the 90's, drinking stories, and how people handle money. Steve's new special 'THE LAST LATE NIGHT' is available now on Amazon. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast (01:15:09) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-12-15: Bill rambles about the Dez Bryant catch, whiskey dick, and powdered wigs. (02:17:30) - Anything Better NFL Wildcard Weekend Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about playoffs, big golf bodies, and angry soccer chants.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about gas station etiquette, going out like Jackie Gleason, and front porch life. (00:00 - 30:07) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:33 - end) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-5-15: Bill rambles about Tony Romo haters, The Rose Bowl, and remembers Stuart Scott. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Only A Child See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the NFL, New Years Eve, and knowing how to do stuff.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about Bill's pneumonia, urgent care, and being dramatic. Thursday Afternoon Podcast - (00:00 - 41:50) Thursday Afternoon Throwback - (41:50 - 01:47:45) (12-29-14) Bill rambles about a food crack house, cleaning out his garage, and getting mugged in Moscow. Anything Better NFL Week 17 Preview & Picks - (01:48:15) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about having pneumonia, Franco Harris, and cameramen on the field.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.