Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about 2024 Tour Dates, Ozempic, and starting a book club. 2024 TOUR DATES: www.billburr.com/TOUR Pre-Sale Dec.6 with code: BURR On-Sale Dec. 8 Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Policy Genius: Get a free quote by going to www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about clutter, the algorithm, and old politicians. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:33) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15 Bill rambles about drinking yourself to death, giant fish tanks, and the draw play. (01:26:50) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about car shows, ripping coffee, shampoo. SODA: https://youtu.be/wfSj2MnfTZo?si=m6AoukgIaqFig6I8 Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to Stamps dot com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about black Friday, Charlie Brown, and Soda. Soda: https://youtu.be/wfSj2MnfTZo?si=0icSXD3AA4XDAoF0 (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:24) - Thursday Throwback 11-23-15: Bill rambles about Thanksgiving, failed pilots, and blowing off weddings. (01:25:41) - Anything Better Thanksgiving Grievances and NFL Preview & PicksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about addictive cellphone game addiction, Las Vegas capitalism, and old school food places. Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR to see how much you could save. ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about egg cremes, Monaco, and getting deep. (00:00) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:14) Thursday Throwback: 11-16-23: Bill rambles about MSG show, Thanksgiving Douche, and Ronda Rousey fight. (01:31:46) Anything Better Week 11 NFL Preview & Picks SimpliSafe: Listeners can get a special 50% off any SimpliSafe system with a Fast Protect Plan at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Helix: Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners in honor of Black Friday! Go to Helix Sleep dot com slash BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER25 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Madison Square Garden, a cashless society, and Old Dads. Indochino: Refresh your wardrobe with the best prices of the year during Indochino’s Black Friday event. Secure your appointment now with sales starting in-store and online November 6th, at indochino.com.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Scope Arena, the price of a Big Mac, and Icelandic broads. (00:00) - (31:03) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:07) - (01:17:26) - Thursday Throwback 11-9-15 (01:17:30) - end - Anything Better Week 10 NFL Preview & PicksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about room service, iconic Vegas fountains, and sign language at comedy shows. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his morning, Manhattan Transfer, and Saturday Night Live with the lovely Nia. (00:00) - (31:58) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:13) - (01:50:47) Thursday Throwback (01:50:50) - end Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts at www.Stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the social media addiction, women talking, and nature videos. SimpliSafe: For a limited time, save 40% on any new system with a Fast Protect Plan at www.simplisafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about cheating, lifting weights in the 80s, and Christmas gifts. (00:00) - (31:28) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:28) - (01:27:02) Thursday Throwback 10-26-23 (01:27:03) - end Anything Better NFL Preview: Stamps: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Green Machine, Brazil, and starting comedy today. ZipRecuiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free with by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about getting startled, Playboy, and trolling. **Bill's bluetooth headphones were unknowingly connected affecting the audio quality (00:00 - 31:02) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:03 - 01:25:45) Thursday Throwback 10-19-15 (01:25:46 - end) Anything Better NFL Week 7 Preview Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners! Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 BetMGM: Download the app and use the code BURR200 for 200 dollars in bonus money regardless of the outcome of your first 10 dollar wagerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Migs Mayfeld, his right to yell about sports, and money pits. SimpliSafe: For a limited time, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring by going to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill rambles about Niagara Falls, golf clubs, and American tourists.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Orioles, brutalism architecture, and the Vegas sphere. SimpliSafe: For a limited time, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring. www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Chinese food, Springsteen, and Egypt. Indochino: Add fresh layers to your fall style with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Paul Virzi about choking, motivational speakers, and Sinatra. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Deion, a big chick at work, and single ladies. ZipRecruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with comedian and Rose Bowl tailgate legend Joe Bartnick about growing up around a bar, Pittsburgh, and his new special ‘A Killing In Chicago’ available now for free at All Things Comedy’s YouTube page. https://youtu.be/QpTQ5bI9Gqw?si=VmDv9_qZDalz08nI See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Chile, Athens, and Muttley. ZipRecruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Brian Holtzman about history, heat, and his new special ‘#Cancel Holtzman’ available at The Comedy Store’s YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/IKAx4wiObEo?feature=shared (00:00 - 47:52) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (47:53 - 01:44:20) - Thursday Throwback - Bill rambles with comic legend Brian Reagan. (01:44:20 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks Week 2See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about tourists waiting in lines, stupid phones, and greek wedding cosplay. Bill Burr: Live at the Troubadour 3 | the Monday Morning Podcasthttps://youtu.be/3KckS4k1ulsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Sam Morril about opening for Bill as an unknown comic, cool cities, and luck. (00:00 - 1:10:20) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast: (1:10:22 - 02:30:50) - Throwback 9-7-15 - Bill rambles about baby bumps, smoking ribs, and Kermit the Frog (02:30:50 - end) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks: SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about jet lag, Dubai, and 'Come on Eileen'. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts at www.stamps.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Dan Soder about elitist New Yorkers, home renovation shows, and embracing a nuclear fall-out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles for an hour in front of a live audience! Premiering Saturday September 2nd at www.YouTube.com/BillBurrOfficial Recorded April 23, 2023 at the Troubadour in West Hollywood, CASee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about being rear-ended by a truck, his guide to NYC, and 'Uptown Girl'. AG1: Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save .See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Josh Homme about aliens, dressing room riders, and rock. Check out Queens of the Stone Age's new album 'In Times New Roman' and see them on tour. Helix: Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners in honor of Labor Day! Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER25See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the roach coach, the weather, and 'Fat Bottom Girls'. Butcher Box: Sign up today at butcherbox.com/BURR and use code BURR to get salmon for 3 Months.plus $20 off your first order. Zip Recruiter: Go www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for free! SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for a free month trial of Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the A.I. version of himself, hacky joke court, and bands that break up. AG1: Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Halifax, trashing bands people like, and killing lobsters. ZipRecruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try Zip Recruiter for free.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Top Golf, bonuses, and 'THEY'. Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Martha's Vineyard, flying in a biplane, and robots. AG1: Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. www.stamps.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Pink, butterscotch pudding, and farmland.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about summer, recalls, and palm trees. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR AG1: Take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about 'Breakfast at Wimbledon', crying over the sink, and what he's listening to.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about 'Travis Tritt', artificial intelligence, and taxidermy. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create and account and use the code BURR for $20 off.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Jim Gaffigan about his garden, being suspicious, and knowing who's really crazy. Check out Jim's new stand-up special DARK PALE on Amazon Prime. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Schwarzenegger's rise, Japan, and Therapy. SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.simplisafe.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Nate Craig about the mid-west, touring together, and his new special LIVE AT THE GREEN MILL. Nate's Special: https://youtu.be/pUOHgj78tRU Nate on Tour: Last Best Comedy in Bozeman, MT 7/21-22 Rumor's Comedy Club in Winnipeg, Manitoba 7/25-29 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Philadelphia, Cheesesteaks, and the Suez Canal.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about RFK Jr., 'We Didn't Start The Fire', and Tom Cruise. SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill rambles about his orange sleeping bag, jazz drummers, and 80's muscle style.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about snakes, Friday the 13th, and retiring. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. AG1: Try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at www.drinkAG1.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about flaming cars, jacked old guys, and cobalt mines. SimpliSafe: Right now, get 20% off your new system when you sign up for Interactive Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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