Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about Woodstock, his new truck, and ultimatums. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Vermont, 'American Buffalo', and uniforms. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Mitch Murder - The Touch MasterClass: Get unlimited access to EVERY MasterClass. As a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership! Go to MASTER CLASS dot com slash BURR nowSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about math tears, fighting back against the robots, and righteous vegans.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill quietly rambles about lard-ass social media losers, the dawn of 'club kids', and the Celtics.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about playoffs, double double espressos, and national donut day.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about contemporary excuses, the finals, and disposable people.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the NBA, gene edited hamsters, and Vicks vapor rubSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about cookies, animal documentaries, and lunatics. HELIX is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders & two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/burr See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Florida, 'Billy Boy', and UFO's.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his new tour dates, flannel, and social media apps. Thursday Afternoon Music Interlude: Kula Shaker - Last Farewell Tour Dates: www.BillBurr.com/TourSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Northern California, fasting, and home remedies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about dented cars, reverse cameras, and playoffs. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Feel Another Day -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtlvSLIgmBgSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about hockey, the Forum, and alliteration. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about playoffs, going to the Senate, and the Netflix taping.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about performing at the Hollywood Bowl with Dave, Zoom calls, and super-hero movies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about a medieval looking object, 'here to change the game', and donuts. Music Interlude: CARRTOONS (feat. Nigel Hall) - GroceriesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Columbus, flying high speed through a canyon, and demisexuals.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about throwing out the first pitch, walking around Boston, and stretching.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Fenway Park, the Easter Bunny, and round Earth heckling.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about inflation, baseball, and parking.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Masters, souvenirs, and Turtle Wax. Indochino: Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at www.Indochino.com. SoloStove: Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $20 off at www.solostove.com SimpliSafe: You can customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about dumb Presidents, the news, and parenting on one front.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about kayaking the English Channel, American made products, and double-neck guitars.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about restraint, garbage day, and college hoops. Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your first set of sheets when you use promo code BURR at bollandbranch.com. Solo Stove: Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $20 offSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about filming, the Bill Burr museum, and collecting things. SimpliSafe: Go today and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring. Go to www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Hire smart with Zip Recruiter. Try it FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about racing, filming, and food trucks. Masterclass: And as a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership! Go to MASTERCLASS.com/BURR Helix: Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix.com/BURR.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about rich families, incorrect use of words, and evil nerds.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about St. Patrick's Day, shoe throwing, and food poisoning. Zip Recruiter: Find the right employees for your workplace with ZipRecruiter. Try it FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter,com/burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about food poisoning, self-driving cars, and cologne. Indochino: Get $50 off any purchase of $399 or more by using promo code BURR at Indochino.com Truebill: Don’t fall for subscription scams. Truebill is the new app that helps you identify and stop paying for subscriptions you don’t need, want, or simply forgot about. On average, people save up to $720/ year with Truebill. Start canceling today at Truebill.com/burr.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about alarms, zoos, and cappuccinos. Butcher Box: Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership, plus a $10 off coupon. Bespoke Post: Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code burr at checkout Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page, and enter code BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about cold medication, Looney Tunes, and hacky activism. MeUndies: 15% off your first order and free shipping go to MeUndies.com/BURR. Bespoke Post: 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the codeBURR at checkout Roman: GetREoman.com/BURR today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment. AllBirds: Spring forward with the Allbirds Tree Dasher 2 running shoe. Discover your perfect pair at Allbirds.com today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about new drum songs, news, and good news.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about invasion, tourism, and drug robbery.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about America, boomer names, and his dream retirement home. Switch to sustainable products for every room in your home – from laundry care to hand soaps and more. Grove Co. has you covered with safe formulas and refillable packaging that never compromise on performance. Go to Gove.com.BURR today to get a free gift set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order. Shipping is fast and free.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about a Housewives, retirement, and mugging stories. MASTER CLASS: Get unlimited access to every MasterClass and as a Monday Morning Podcast listener, you get 15% off an annual membership! Go to www.MASTERCLASS.com/BURR now. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about being shamed, West Side Story, and being a gingered snowman. SoloStove: Shop now and get up to 30% off fire pits all month long, AND use promo code BURR at checkout to get an extra $10 off. Plus a lifetime warranty and FREE 30-day returns. Go to solostove.com Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at HelixSleep.com/burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, elastic waistbands, and bank robberies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about sports history and the chick who pretended to be black, with the lovely Nia. SimpliSafe: You can customize the perfect system for your home in just a few minutes at SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR and get free indoor security camera plus 20% off with Interactive Monitoring.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his show in Palm Springs, looks up 'NATO', and how to find a hot woman.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about counterfeits, Tom Brady, and reads the news. Butcher Box: Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR and get 2 lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about snow, popular podcasts, and why the media starting a war with Russia. Zip Recruiter: Try it for free at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter.com/Burr MVMT: Shop 20% off today — with FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNS — by going to MVMT.com/burr Bespoke Post: Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code BURR at checkout.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about horses in pharmacies, Meatloaf - my dude, and Louie Anderson. Mizzen + Main: Right now if you go to MizzenAndMain.com and use promo code BURR, you’ll receive $35 off any regular price order of $125 or more. Policy Genius: Head to www.PolicyGenius.com to get your free home & auto insurance quotes and see how much you could save. SimpliSafe: Take 20% off your SimpliSafe System AND your first month is free when you sign up for the interactive monitoring service. www.Simplisafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about NFL Playoffs, 'stopping hate', and Canadian Dictators. Grove: Go to Grove.com/BURR today to get a free gift set worth up to fifty dollars with your first order. Headspace: Try HEADSPACE at Headspace.com/BURR, and get one month FREE of their entire mindfulness library. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Disney, not knowing, and thermals. Thursday Podcast 00:00 - 22:26 NFL Segment 22:27- 50:41 Throwback. 50:42 - end Zip Recruiter: Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — www.ZipRecruiter.com.com/burr Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/burr Allbirds Discover your perfect pair at Allbirds.com today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about parental side effects, true crime, and Congress' stock trades.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about specialists, psilocybin, and Utah. Thursday Afternoon Podcast: 00:00 - 34:08 Anything Better NFL Preview: 34:09 - 1:06:36 Throwback: 1:06:37 - end Music Interlude: Snakadaktal - Fall Underneath MeUndies: To get 25% off Matching Pairs, 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to: www.MeUndies.com/BURR Roman: Go to www.getroman.com/BURR today, and if you’re prescribed, get $15 off your first month of ED treatment. SimpliSafe: Take 20% off your SimpliSafe System AND your first month is free when you sign up for the interactive monitoring service. Visit SimpliSafe.com/burr. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his vacation, the Apple Watch, and the great Bob Saget. Butcher Box: For a limited time ButcherBox is offering new members a great deal for the New Year! Sign up at ButcherBox.com/BURR, and you’ll receive the Ultimate New Year’s Bundle in your first box. Truebill: Don’t fall for subscription scams. Start canceling today at Truebill.com/burr. It could save you THOUSANDS a year. Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contractsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the glorified keg party at the Capitol, sleep, and transitioning.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Bowl games, dictators, and Carlin. As Mentioned: Grocery Store Lobster as a Pet: https://youtu.be/9sI7WveN7vk Airplane Graveyard: https://youtu.be/nzZqWuwYZNk Try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE at this exclusive web address — ZipRecruiter dot com slash burrSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Kenny G, old school teachers, and recycling. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.