Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about doofus dads, buying a car, and being stranded at sea. Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Fahim Anwar about Boeing, Seattle, and Rambo III. (00:00)- Thursday Afternoon Podcast (57:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Shores of Orion Fahim Anwar - House Money https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbQczAcZb_0See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about comment sections, irrational fears, and making out with a stripper in another country. Helix: Helix is offering up to 30% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com today and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about choosing a beer, playoffs, and getting into with a guy in a wheel chair. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (51:17) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-16-16 Bill rambles about his dream garage, writer's block, and revenge. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: DK the Drummer - Echo (feat. Swamburger, DiViNCi) Gametime: Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURR for $20 off your first purchase. Liquid Death: Go to www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about pink whores, home court advantage, and corporate charity. SimpliSafe: Get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Bruins, Snoop at the Hollywood Bowl, and Lee Majors. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:31) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Mitch Murder - Race Day Hims: Start your free online visit at www.HIMS.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the performing at the Hollywood Bowl, no-cash bail laws, and misandrists. Zip Recruiter: Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Aura Frames: Listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting www.AuraFrames.com/BURR to get $30-off plus free shipping on their best-selling frame. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the 'Unfrosted' premiere, reading greens, and microplastics. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:19) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-2-16 - Bill rambles about moldy people, losing health insurance, and Bruce drops a deuce. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Weekapaug Groove (Live at the Hollywood Bowl 8.8.11)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about putting, looking for photos on his phone, and the news. Aura Frames: Listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting www.AuraFrames.com/BURR to get $30-off plus free shipping on their best-selling frame Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.stamp.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about life after the fall out, drumming to Willow Smith, and 'Unfrosted: The Pop Tart Movie'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:33) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-25-16 Bill rambles about youtube families, Blues/Hawks, and Tom Brady. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Willow Smith - Symptom Of LifeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about 'getting too old for this shit', Maynard's birthday show, and blue collar lingo. The Tim Ferris Show: Tim Ferriss has been listed as one of Fast Company’s “Most Innovative Business People,” and Newsweek has also called him “the world’s best guinea pig.” He’s the author of five #1 New York Times and Wall Street Journal bestsellers, including The 4-Hour Workweek and Tools of Titans: The Tactics, Routines, and Habits of Billionaires, Icons, and World-Class Performers. You can find The Tim Ferriss Show wherever you get your podcasts. SimpliSafe: SimpliSafe has given me and many of my listeners real peace of mind. I want you to have it too. Get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the 80's, war for resources, and driving at night in Los Angeles. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-18-16 Bill rambles about getting mauled, French maids, and vampires. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Allman Brothers - JessicaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about presenting an award, the passage of time, and more corporate lingo. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20. SimpliSafe: Get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bil rambles about the tooth 'fairy', OJ Simpson, and yelling with raised eye-brows. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-11-26 - Bill rambles about Shell Companies, the Bruins, and Ice Cream Parlors. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Smashing Pumpkins - ZeroSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Yellow Springs, the eclipse, and corporate lingo. Zip Recruiter: Try for free www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about real estate agents, Steve Martin, and a small airport. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-416 - Bill rambles about cake walks, psychos and Detroit. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Gilad Hekselman - Eye in the SkySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the history of the easter bunny, Ohtani 'not gambling', and surprise nose jobs. Sticker Giant: Listeners can get 25% off their first order with code BURR at checkout at www.StickerGiant.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Go to www.stamps.com and click on the microphone at the top and use code BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-28-16 Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards, and STDs. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - GZA - Liquid Swords Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie. Indochino: Dress better than the other guys with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more True Classic: Upgrade your closet, shop now at www.trueclassic.com/BURR and save up to 25% off your first orderSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Dave Elitch about his new course 'Stay Out Of Your Own Way', musical injuries, and bruising easily. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (44:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-21-16 Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, douche bags, and clam on clam violence. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Smashing Pumpkins - Zero Liquid Death: Go to www.liquiddeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be. Sticker Giant: Go to www.StickerGiant.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout to get 25% off your first order. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Esther Povitsky about being 'alone together', snacks that let you down, and her new movie 'Drugstore June' . Drugstore June is available to rent or buy on all platforms. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (40:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-14-26 - Bill rambles about World War II Leaflets, Los Angeles, and painting your own home. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Madonna - I'll Remember Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try if for free See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Irish looking people, going to Indianapolis, and revolting against face I.D. SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR HelixSleep: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Go to www.HelixSleep.com and use code HELIXPARTNER20See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about parking garage valets, world building, and getting drunk with DeRosa back in the day. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:36) - Thursday Throwback 3-7-16 Bill rambles about blow, cake, and the UFC. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chico Hamilton - Conquistadors TOUR DATES: www.billburr.com/TOURSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about nasty yoga studios, fasting, and ice-wall logic. Sticker Giant: Get 25% off your first order with code BURR at checkout at www.StickerGiant.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.stamp.com click on the microphone and type in BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about '60s social scenes, the legendary Richard Lewis, and old television habits. TOUR DATES: www.billburr.com/TOUR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'. New Dates Added! www.BillBurr.com/TOUR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:36) - Thursday Throwback 2-22-16 - Bill rambles about winter, the NBA, and Hitler. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Bathtub Gin (7/25/17) Liquid Death: Go to www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders. Indochino: Use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more at www.indochino.com Hims: Start you free online visit today at www.Him.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about old casinos, assisted reality, and broadcast gimmicks. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, leaving a loud party, and the Sphere. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners! Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 SimpliSafe: Order now to get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system with Fast Protect Monitoring. www.simplisafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about car jacks, arguing, and doing his act in French. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-8-16 Bill rambles about the Broncos, three toed sloths, and putting your dick on the table. (01:32:48) - Anything Better Super Bowl Preview & 'I Bought You A Gift With Your Money' with Paul VirziSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about his fast food dreams, Escape from New York, and losing to the market. ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. www.stamps.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Jon Lovitz about how little respect they have for each other. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:04:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-1-16 - Bill rambles about Girl Scout Cookies, Open Carry, and Superbowl Analysis.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the NFL Championship games, cold plunges, and an evil sister-in-law. Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about 'wide right', money, and entourages. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:05 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-25-16 Bill rambles about the Patriots loss, the Bonzo Bash, and the world's poop. 01:38:12 - Anything Better Championship Weekend Preview & Picks with Paul VirziSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the second staircase, the Epstein list, and birthday gifts. Hims: Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR Indochino: Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the election, pump up music, and studio musicians. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:00 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-18-16 - Bill rambles about Vancouver, Hail Mary's and El Chapo. 01:34:35 - Anything Better NFL Divisional Playoffs Preview & Picks Zip Recruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free by going to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about being in the mountains, Peacock, and A.I. training us. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. SimpliSafe: Listeners can save 20% on your new system with a Fast Protect Plan by visiting www.SimpliSafe.com/BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the great Bill Belechick, drumming at the Bon Scott tribute, and tough gigs. The 11th Annual Patrice O'Neal Comedy Benefit Tuesday, March 26th New York City Center131 West 55th St. Tickets can be purchased online at nycitycenter.org/Patrice2024 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 32:55 - Thursday Throwback 1-11-16 - Bill rambles about lasagna, heights, and vasectomies. 01:31:04 - Super Wild Card Weekend NFL Preview & PicksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about bob sledding, public restrooms, and gout. New Dates Added: www.billburr.com/TOUR Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Go to HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. www.stamp.com - BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the upcoming Dean Delray Bonscott Tribute, old school slapping, and Boston sports. (00:00) Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:51) Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-4-14 - Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, the Stanford Band, and the "I'm sorry" fall. (01:38:57) Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks with Paul VirziSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, tailgating, and Southwestern Airlines.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about hitting the scale, sex with robots, and orange slices with your coffee. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:35) - Thursday Throwback 12-28-23 - Bill rambles about lumberjacks, Alan Jazeera, and liking the odds. (01:34:34) - Anything Better NFL Preview & PicksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about Christmas Day, having a back-up plan for your dreams, and realizing you're the asshole. www.billburr.com/TOURSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about working at a driving range, touring together, and shooting Old Dads. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (47:08) - Thursday Throwback 12-21-23 Bill rambles about dog shit, tape worms, and giving thanks. (01:41:25) - Anything Better NFL Preview & PicksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about seeing Queens of the Stone Age, 'no make-up', and Southwest Airlines overweight passenger policy. Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for free. Indochino: Give a perfect-fit gift with Indochino. Get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more. www.indochino.com use code BURRSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Adam Driver about his new film Ferrari - directed by Michael Mann, questioning their careers, and 'pre-psychiatry' times. Ferrari opens Christmas Day in theaters. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (39:34) - Thursday Throwback 12-14-23 Bill rambles about Human Cellophane, personal information, and the Dominican Republic. (01:35:11) - Anything Better Week 15 NFL Picks & PreviewSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles about puking, the election, and electric cars. Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try it for freeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bill rambles with Gavin Matts about his new special, Canada, and guns. AG1: If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D and 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase go to www.drinkAG1.com/BURR (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (55:41) - Thursday Throwback 12-7-15 Bill rambles about Christmas, buying a car, and the Patriots. (01:06:10) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks WeekSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.