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Ep 217#217 HALLOWEEN DEATH MATCH - MERCYFUL FATE: MELISSA vs DON’T BREAK THE OATH plus Horror Movie Reviews
E“That devil stuff just freaks me out, man…” It’s October, which means it’s Halloween season and the haunted realm of ghosts & ghouls, werewolves & witches, vampires, goblins & zombies will soon be taking over. It also means a brief review of some classic horror cinema and enough sugar to (quite literally) reanimate the dead. To properly commemorate the upcoming celebration of All Hallows’ Eve in true black metal fashion, a HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH was proposed, featuring MERCYFUL FATE’s first two albums, their 1983 debut Melissa and their 1984 follow up Don’t Break The Oath, both of which are landmark black metal recordings representing the key fundamentals of the genre. Prepare to hear the happiest intro to a song about witches you’ll ever hear and discover how “35 grams” might be just enough “anti-relaxer” to have a brief but meaningful conversation with John Moschitta. Get ready to learn the significance of “The Petrine Cross” and determine whether “hailing or denying” is “more eviler” when you JOIN US for a short conversation regarding some spooky cinema spanning the horror genre before jumping into the witchy, black metal showdown of the MERCYFUL FATE HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATHMATCH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #ghostsofwar (“Thank you, we’re #rectalitch) / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ZERO PERCENT ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #giftideas and #holidayshopping / “They’re funny…they’ve got REAL actual tits!” / “That’s what makes women awesome!” / #thisepisodesantirelaxeroftheepisode #SOBEROCTOBER / #MonsterEnergyDrink (“Cherry poppin’ moment…”) / #MattOnMonster / #thisepisodesmonsteroftheepisode / #locamoca #javamonster #USDFA (“It’s got protein too…”) / “Does anybody know what a gram looks like?” / “That’s a lotta grams…” / #markthetime / “After #SoberOctober …” / #secondweekofsobriety / “Is there a portal?” / #bunkerpoontimeportal / “You actually look younger…” / A mention regarding a #freeshow #ActusReus show re: #TrailOfTerror #HauntedHouse / “Right next to the church…” / “Three sips in, I can already feel this…” / #liquidcocaine / “Not often…”/ #upcomingconcerts / “I’d like to see that…” / #thrashgrass #NativeHowl / “How many teaspoons do you think that is?” / #thatsit / #sugarcravings (“Booze or sweets…”) / #servingsize / Sugar as a child is WAY different than sugar as an adult / #FedExFastTalkerASMR (11:38): “Perfect #sportsball weather…” / #sobreoctobre / “Can you think of a time in your life…?” / #norelaxers #noalcohol #nonothing / #nooffense (“My friends know who I am…”) / “Once you hit 21…why not?” / “Let’s do it together…” / #SobreOctobre / “We just fisted each other…” / #fisting / “Let’s fist…” / “You ALWAYS say NO!” / #lifeplanning and #alcoholconsumption / #foodandbeverage / #nosmokingASMR / #applause #YAY / “I call it #theinhaler …” / #debtclock #nonstop #twentythreepercent (“Is there one for booze?”) / The cost of beverages vs food (#fuckedupseptember) / #DonJulioASMR / “The wife’s not doin’ it…” / “Is it hard?” (21:22): Horror movie season defines October / #bolthbut / “Let’s fist…” / #jumpscare #slasher / “The devil stuff really freaks me out…” / #dontdenythepowerof / ***Check out our prior #horrormetal episodes*** / A run down of various #horrormovies totally fit for the October, #Halloween season / “The shorter the better…” / #SixthSenseMom / #Hereditary / “Yep, a lot of that…” / Horror vs Cheesy/ #Suedeface / “I know the dude but I don’t know the name…” / “That movie will fuck you up, man…” / #psychologicalhorrorASMR / #markthetime / #genre / #originalideas / “It’s scary because it’s creepy because THAT exists in the real world…” / #TheOmen / #Psycho (“When your dad was a kid, it WAS terrifying!”) / #Poltergeist / #AmericanPsycho / #Hellraiser (“That devil stuff just freaks me out, man.”) / #EvilDead and #EvilDeadTwo (“See what happened was…”) / #treerape (“So hot…”) / “We’re trying to have a podcast…” / “You’ve gotta put on your #NakedGunGlasses …” / #ASerbianFilm or #Hostel (which is worse?) / #ElizabethBathoryASMR #HostelTwo / #RosemarysBaby / “I’ve got the math…” / “Remaking the making of the making of the movie…” / #foundfootage #BlairWitchProject / #mockumentaryASMR (34:44): #TheDocket #HeadToHeadDeathMatch METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS THE MERCYFUL FATE HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH: MELISSA VS DON’T BREAK THE OATH / “The beginning of #BlackMetal before black metal was blac
Ep 216#216 PIG DESTROYER’s HEAD CAGE Album Dive
ESeptember 7, 2018 One of the finest albums of the fall season that deserves space in your autumn playlist (right alongside everything Sabbath & Zeppelin) is PIG DESTROYER’s 2018 work of grindcore perfection, HEAD CAGE. While the Alexandria, Virginia based grind lords are one of the most recognized bands of the genre, HEAD CAGE has a more “mainstream” sound that could best be described as a convergence of 80’s & 90’s thrash with an infusion of hard core and doom textures as well as subtle hints of industrial sampling and modern metal, packing a veritable “buffet” of jaw droppingly sick riffs into each and every song, resulting in a complete work that’s so satisfying it’s virtually impossible to not listen to on perpetual repeat. Hold off on consuming those “big fruity drinks” until after you’ve heard our brand new “health advice” segment, including an acknowledgement of “Sober October”, a breaking news update impacting the nymphomaniac community, as well as our ongoing debate regarding “which itch is worst?”. Get ready to learn the identity of the individual responsible for every outgoing answering machine message in the 80’s (not to mention the spoken word intro to “Prowler in the Yard”), discover the hidden dangers of banana peels at funerals and JOIN US as we dive into one of the finest moments ever chronicled in the history of metal and unlock the secrets hidden within PIG DESTROYER’s HEAD CAGE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast PIG DESTROYER on the InterWebs: https://pigdestroyer.band/ Show Notes: (00:01): “You know what I love about words?” / #hotranch and #poopmucus / “That does make me kinda queasy…” / “There’s no pain in the brain…” / #beachvibes / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #soberoctober / “Actually Sharon is Sharon…” / “Mean bean?” / #MonsterEnergyDrink / “I don’t know where they find #squarefish at, but… / A great #tagline for #MetalNerderyPodcast / “THAT’s the thing that got the biggest laugh…” / “Podcasters are all millionaires…” / #manifestation / #RussellsReflectionsBeachEdition (“I take an auger…”) / Crank #TheChronic (or #Slayer) / “I want kids between me and the water…” / “…and I could still see my dick this morning…” / #thelittlethings / ***You can email us at [email protected] and check us out on the #socialmedia at #facegram #instabook #facetits (“Jowls are facetits”) or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #TheVoicemailSegment #JohnnyO and #riffrecognition (see also #Kyuss and check out our Kyuss Episode!) / #WelcomeToSkyValley / “They’re all Sabbath riffs…ultimately.” / #RussellsReflectionsBeachReprise / “What’s the leading cause of death among #nymphomaniacs …?” / We have one more… #Darius and #cokelines (“It sounds like you know…”) / “That was NOT sped up.” / “It’s like #bonehardness …” / 11:45 vs 1:00 / #chemtrailmix / “Just change out the chemtrail mix…”/ #cropdusting (“You almost never have a non-fragrant fart…”) / #RussellsReflectionsHealthTips (#bigfruitydrinks) / #alkaline (18:46): #TheEmailSegment (future #LambOfGod #albumdive) / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: PIG DESTROYER – HEAD CAGE!!! / #SwineSlayer #PigDestroyer / Released September 7, 2018 / #grindcore (“Actually…”) / First album with bass / “If Bob Rock produced #grindcore …” / #bucketlist #comingtoatlanta / Alexandria, Virginia / TUNNEL UNDER THE TRACKS (“Just let it go…”) / See also #TheShining / “They shall all drown in lakes of blood…” / DARK TRAIN (“I’ve just got a one track mind…”) / “Does that just not give you a boner?” / ARMY OF COPS (“That mix though…”) / #allthecokelines / “Tell me…where does it stop? This tower of law…this army of cops?” / “Their sound is badass!” (29:22): “It’s probably the most #mainstreamsong on this record…” / CIRCLE RIVER (“It’s like their Enter Sandman…”) / “It’s just a meaty sound…” / THE TORTURE FIELDS (“The balls of that…I like the sound…”) #andbegin / “This…right here.” / #letsgo / “That’s definitely my favorite so far…” / #mindorgy / “You don’t want to go to a buffet with 3 items…I want like 18 things.” / “You’ve just gotta let it go…” / TERMINAL ITCH (“Wait for it…”) #thebreakdown / “I come almost every time I hear that part…” / “Especially…down there…or inside…” / #buttholeitch / “Back in the old days…when Howard Stern was funny…”/ #newsshow (like #TheTriangle) / #Twist (40:23): CONCRETE BEAST (“Vandalize th
Ep 215#215 RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE Album Dive
ENovember 3, 1992: RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE’s self-titled debut injected some much-needed angst & social awareness into metal in the early 90’s with their own unique brand of vitriolic, sonic vengeance aimed at the corrupt power elite responsible for negatively impacting sociopolitical and corporate landscapes the world over with complete impunity. With powerfully simplistic riffing, a revolutionary lyrical message, and six-string pyrotechnics which transformed the guitar into a new way to DJ, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE managed to ear worm their way into the collective consciousness of the early 90’s metal scene, making it fun to embrace our own inner angst and revolt in protest against a broken, unjust, and backwards system hellbent on greed, power, and totalitarian control in the most radically metal way possible. It’s time to uncover yet another one of the myriad of reasons why we (still) have no female callers (because “Sharon is Karen”). Go ahead and get “Axel” on the horn to understand what “Star Wars and The 2 Live Crew” have in common as you learn the name of that instrument they play in the Outback as well as the better, new term for “jowls”. Go ahead and fly that flag upside down, get ready to “listen to ‘The Message’” and JOIN US for a dive into the debut album that fired the first shot in the heavy metal insurrection to “take the power back” as we RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast RAGE on the InterWebs: https://www.ratm.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “My dick is still outside of my body…” / #noturtle / #bathroomhaunting / #theuncorking / “That’s what it sounds like when…” / #gracias / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #RMRose #FireOnTheMountain / “Actually the upper part…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST ADVENTURE…*** / “It’s on the shirt…you’re wearing it.” / Reflecting on the 2 weeks or so since the Pantera show (as of the recording of this episode) / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #NewFoundary #TwentyFirstAmendmentBrewery (“Isn’t it weird that it (the 21st Amendment) doesn’t apply to drugs?” I’ll save that for #TheTriangle #UnredactedASMR) / #fourpointninepercentABV / #theverdict #mangofinish (It’s a close second to the #MangoCart) (05:08): You can email us at [email protected] or on the socials at #FaceTits or #InstaBook (Face Tits?) / “Where would they be?” / “That’s what jowls are…#facetits…” / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #thevoicemailsegment and #JohnnyO / The #metalnerderysydnicate / #hornyfeelings / “The moment’s gone…” / Remember The Fat Boys? / Bands and artists that would be cancelled today / “Since we’re on the topic…and since you said it…” / #herewego / #fiftypercent / “We try so hard to get listeners…” / #CavemanClubsASMR / #NO / “We are talking about #originalfactoryspec #bonushole … from the dealership.” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR regarding #OriginsOfHipHop / #Friday / “I liked the metal, and I liked the rap…” / #theheavymetalofpop / #GrandmasterFlash (“That Matt, he was ON!”) / #SharonsKaren / “Careful…” / #TheMessage (“Yeah, that one.”) / “That wasn’t what I learned…” / “Lets be careful…they’re active, bro.” / #RussellsReflectionsExpandedEdition and a flashback to #backintheday at #TheOzone / #obscenityASMR / “He kept calling me Axel…” (19:46): #thedocket (But first…) / Looking back to rap in the early 80’s and the impact on metal / “Which one is it?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!!! / #RATM sort of falls in the #AltMetal #NuMetal #genre / Looking back on various #crossover music in the early 90’s / #JudgmentNight / Released 11-3-1992 / “It’s got that groove…” / “NOBODY sounds like RATM…” / Other bands similar to Rage back in the day / “Angry and really loud…” / “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!” on #LiveTelevision / “He’s a #maverick in the world of guitar…” / #TomMorelloASMR / #DJSickStrings or #DJSixString ? / “Simple…but effective” / “They sound #biglytremendous …” / “Everytime…I get a little bit of a boner…” / #upsidedownflags are a sign of #anationindistress (We ARE in dire distress…especially over the last 3 years!) / “We’ll save that for #TheTriangle …” / #comingsoon (28:22): The #albumcover and a sidenote about #RichardPryor / “Monks can meditate themselves into a medicated state…” / “That’s a man right there…that guy’s a real dude, man.” / #killeropener BOMBTRACK (You can feel it building…)
Ep 214#214 PANTERA LEGACY TOUR POST GAME WRAP-UP
EWho: King Parrot, Lamb of God, & PANTERA What: One of the finest heavy metal concert experiences EVER When: Tuesday, September 12, 2023 Where: Ameris Bank Amphitheater - Alpharetta, Georgia Why: For the celebration of The Abbott Brothers history & legacy On this night, thousands of loyal Atlanta metal fans made the pilgrimage to behold the spectacle of King Parrot, Lamb of God, and PANTERA absolutely blowing everyone’s mind with one of the finest (and certainly one of the HEAVIEST) heavy metal shows to EVER bless the stage at Ameris Amphitheater! Truly a “family reunion for metal”, it was one of the most powerfully transcendental events of community, reverence, and sheer sonic bliss ever experienced in a single place on a single night. The collective energy of these three extreme metal juggernauts elevated the entire audience to an almost frenzied level of controlled chaos & palpable glee. It was, without question, one of THE best metal shows to come to Atlanta in recent years, bar none. And for a few fleeting hours on that night of “Metal Magic”, it felt just like the old days all over again, in the best way possible. It’s “story time” in the Bunkerpoon, which means it’s time to “hang tight” and “have some cocktails” with the “three black sheep” and find out “what happens to dudes who can’t handle their White Claws” while trying to comprehend how talking to someone on a cell phone at a concert is as futile and pointless as peeing into a tornado. Prepare to learn which two letters equal the letter ladies sit on, discover the proper way to pronounce King Parrot, dine on the finest post-show cuisine at the Waffle House and JOIN US as we reflect on one of the most important nights of heavy metal to have blessed Atlanta in recent years as we reflect on the details of the PANTERA LEGACY TOUR POST GAME WRAP-UP featuring King Parrot, Lamb of God, and PANTERA on the Atlanta tour stop to honor and celebrate the legacy of the brothers, Darrell & Vinnie Abbott. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast PANTERA on the InterWebs: https://pantera.com/ https://pantera.com/tour/ More PANTERA Episodes HERE https://www.metalnerdery.com/pantera Show Notes: (00:01): ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised / #RMRose #FireOnTheMountain #NewLogo / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“It tastes like autumn…”) / #gluttonfree and/or #glutenfree #AtlantaHardCider (“Hand picked by…people? Machines?”) / #buttonrub #texturedforyourpleasure #firstdayoffall (“I could drink a bunch of those…it’s definitely dry…”) / “That’s a better term than #flaccid…” (03:20): Feel free to email us at [email protected] and/or hit us up on #Instagram or #Facebook or #YouTube OR ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #thevoicemailsegment (Darius is back…) / CD’s vs Vinyl / #storytime / “May I retort?” / “You could tell #Alexa to play #MetalNerderyPodcast “/ #ultraquadraphonic / “They’re kinda coasters…” / #shuffle / “You’ve got the #FBI listening to you, but I don’t care…” / #onemore (“To clarify…”) / #ninjafrisbee / “Also to clarify…I called you fellas #thethreeblacksheep and said #hangtight in Polish…” / #dietpepsi vs #dietcoke #RussellsReflectionsASMR (10:24): “You haven’t given us your thought of the day…” / “Apparently THAT was a winner!” / “If you thought getting a foley inserted was bad…” / “Enjoy your dildos and loneliness…” / “Was it a skink?” / #speciesist / “Snakes with legs…freak me out!” / Finding lizard carcasses in your home / #drylizardgulch / “That’s my spirit animal…” / #batzapper (15:35): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE PANTERA POST-SHOW REVIEW (from 09/12/2023 in Alpharetta, GA) / #KingParrot #LambOfGod #Pantera / “That week…was so weird…it wasn’t just me…” / “They slow the rotation…” / #They / “It’s like an LP spinning in space…” / “It’s pizza shaped…” / The leadup to the show / Parking at the venue / “We were 40 thick…” / The #ActusReus boys were there / “It was a #familyreunion for metal…” / ***Check out everyone in the #groupphoto on our #Instagram and #Facebook pages *** / Ticket prices for seating vs lawn (“When I bought mine, lawn seats were NOT available…”) / “I looked like a #drunktoddler …” (24:00): The structure of the show, including the #homevideofootage from the various #PanteraHomeVideos back in the day / “That was the first show I’ve been to in a minute with pyro…” / “Was that the same venue where
Ep 213#213 LAMB OF GOD - Inside The Metal - Pre-Game part 2
E“That’s something you could remember to forget later…” One of the most profound things about heavy metal is its natural evolution over time. It’s never forced and somehow everything just flows together with perfection, like some intelligently designed, supernaturally endowed, cosmic jigsaw puzzle. Similar to the way Pantera picked up the baton for metal in the early 1990’s, LAMB OF GOD became the new “stop gap” for metal fans and the evolutionary “next wave” of extreme metal (a.k.a. the New Wave of American Heavy Metal (NWOAHM)) with their own unique brand of sonic vengeance containing the perfect blend of blistering speed, scalpel-like precision, and devastating ferocity. It's time everyone understands the vast differences between “bukkake and bulgogi” while discovering the “six scientific reasons” highlighting the “terrifying” similarities between elasmobranchology & gynecology. Never underestimate the persuasive appeal of the perfect “LinkedIn profile”, don’t deny the power of “The Triangle”, and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with one of the most brutally heavy bands ever to emerge from the Commonwealth of Virginia as we celebrate Richmond’s own LAMB OF GOD. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast LAMB OF GOD on the InterWebs: https://www.lamb-of-god.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Stick around…” / #voiceactors and #hilarity / “That’s what it sounds like when I pull it out…” / “It’s not the same…” / #STOP / “No wonder…you’d have to love somebody an awful lot…” / #strapon / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Ooh, what was that?” / “It sounded gross, and it looked gross…” / #QTipASMR #NO / “Those words don’t go together…at all.” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #whiteclawASMR #episode213 #BlueMoon #WheatBeer #buttonrub (“What’s regular beer carbs like?”) / #theverdict #daydrinkingbeer / “Your other favorite band…” / “This tastes a little beachy…” / ***You can email us at [email protected] and reach us on the socials at #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube *** COME VISIT THE UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #thevoicemailsegment #ThePost #spinoffshow (“So much potential…that shit cracks me up.”) / #electionyear2024 (“They didn’t work then, they don’t work now…”) / “You look stupid and you’re helping no one…” / “Do we wanna attach that…?” / “How about just a vagina?” / #redwhiteandbluevagina / #TheTriangle / “I wonder if pubes will come back in 2024?” / #hugepubes / “The initials guy…” / #onemorevoicemail (“It’s a doozy…It’s Ken from Connecticut…”) regarding the #SomewhereInTime episode / #markthetime / (“Loved the #Mastodon episode…”) #ThankYouForThat / “You can’t say that word…” / #sloweddown (“I think that’s worse…”) / ***Go check out our Top 3 Maiden Albums episode regarding Ken’s voicemail and #RussellsReflections *** / “Let’s see…I’m 15 pounds down…” / “Hold on…are you backed up?” / “Is that what it sounds like when you shit?” (19:43): #TheDocket / “Educational and part 2 of the #PanteraPreGame episode…” / #KingParrot is opening (before #LambOfGod) and is also featured in this edition of WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “Y’know what…I just had a reflection…” / “I don’t know what to say now…if he’s not going outside to have #projectilediarrhea …” / #outsideperiodASMR / BITE YOUR HEAD OFF / SHIT ON THE LIVER (More #blackmetalish) and NEED NO SAVIOR (sort of a #TodayIsTheDay vibe) / “It’s like #grindcore meets #blackmetal…” / Thinking back to the #LiveStream when King Parrot opened up for #PhilipAnselmoAndTheIllegals during the #VulgarDisplayOfPantera livestream / ALL HAIL THE GRUB (“A lot of #uglychords in there…”) / “Technically it’s also accurate… (“It is #sharkweek at my house, btw…”) / A terrifying fact of nature…/ #dontdenythepowerof #Elasmobranchology (28:33): The Docket: Part 2 (“That’s fucking terrifying!!!”) / #bestheadlineever “Now it makes sense…” / #lovethemefromJaws / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: LAMB OF GOD – INSIDE THE METAL (Pre-Game Edition) / Initial impressions regarding #LambOfGod back in the day, in terms of style and sound in the early 2000’s / “Dude, can you say #jeanwree just once? C’mon, do it the right way…” / #MCTentacleChoice and a cover of #TheAccused (“The Accused with good production…”) / “Okay, NOW some things are making sense…” INHERIT THE EARTH (#BurnThePriest) / NOTE: He believed wron
Ep 212#212 PANTERA PRE-GAME
E“Awww mannn…” As of the recording of this episode, we were hyping ourselves into a frenzy to get fired up and ready for the upcoming PANTERA show (with King Parrot and Lamb of God opening) at the Ameris Amphitheater in Alpharetta, Georgia on September 12th, 2023. And as of the publishing of this episode, we will have already borne witness to the awesome display of power which made PANTERA the quintessential metal band of the 90’s (more on that later…), and for that, we give “bigly tremendous” thanks and our utmost respect to both Charlie Benante and Zakk Wylde for joining Phil Anselmo & Rex Brown in the global crusade of preserving the memory, sharing the music, and highlighting the timeless legacy of The Brothers Abbott, as well as showing the younger generations of metalheads why PANTERA was, is, and always will be so incredibly special to the world of heavy music. (Again, more on that later…) Get your “fish chicken” ready because it’s time to get “boned up about the wings” and prepare to understand why “mosquitos” are evil and “eminent domain” should be outlawed. Discover “the best Metallica album that Metallica didn’t release”, get your “PhD in balls” and JOIN US as we fire up the barbie, enjoy some relaxers, and wax nostalgic while preparing to behold the metal legacy of the band that dominated metal in the 90’s with the biggest djunts this side of the Rio Grande as Metal Nerdery Podcast proudly presents the PANTERA PRE-GAME. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast PANTERA on the InterWebs: https://pantera.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Fish chicken?” #Ficken or #Chish / #koreanbarbecue / “They lay it all up on your grill…” / #sexjokes / “It took me a while to figure that out…” / “I just can’t figure why the sewage and the playground are in the same place…” / #soberoctober (“I think I may have to by law…”) / #extrabass / “That’s almost enough to hire a #homelessprostitute …” / #quittingsmoking / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #latestart / “You know that feel of panic…” #phonecall #tobefair (“I almost kinda forgot…”) #ninenineenergy #PrePanteraEnergy #angelnumbers / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Yuengling (“We can’t ever do that with the cans…”) / #lowcarbbeer / The computer guy is now a beer guy… / #mosquitos #conspiracytheoryASMR (“Put something good in there…”) / Ways to make people more open to taking the #covidvaccine / #legalcartel / “The only thing that sucks about it…” (09:19): An awesome social media comment regarding our Danzig episode / You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on #Instagram #Facebook and #YouTube or you can GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemailsegment #JohnnyO and a shoutout to #BigDaddysBBQPit / “You’re still just #bonedup about the wings…” / #BBQFoodPorn (“It’s my third day job…”) / “Ball state?” / “I’m the king of balls…” / #markallthetimes / Another voicemail from a caller at the #M72 show in Los Angeles / “He’ll be fine…” / “I remembered that he was coming, I forgot when it was…” / “That’s the number 3 podcast, btw…” / #TheOsbournesPodcast / “It’s gonna tip over like Guam…” / #firesale #eminentdomain / #conspiracytheoryASMR (“This is an experiment…”) / #KKF / “Isn’t that weird how that works?” / #herewego (19:33): “We’ve got something pretty cool coming up this week…” / #awwwmannn / “You that shit can get in your eye, right?” / #onehundredpercenteffective / “You don’t wear ‘em like long pants dude…” / “That’s when you wear #Depends to a concert…” / #dedication #onmicburp / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: PANTERA PRE-GAME / “I haven’t seen #Pantera…since they played with #Slayer at #TheTabernacle / “We are as old as our balls…” / Reflecting on Pantera shows back in the 90’s, specifically with #WhiteZombie at the International Ballroom / “I still like tits…” / Predictions regarding the #setlist for the upcoming show in Atlanta on Tuesday, 09/12/2023 / #ForLegacy and The Celebration of Pantera’s legacy / #No / #PanteraDjuntsASMR (“They’re #djunts all day, dude…”) (29:29): “Here’s how you make wings better…” / Shoutout to #HotOnes re: #crispywings and #RussellsReflections regarding wings / “You cannot shake wings in cold sauce…” / “You know what an #airfryer is?” / “It’s like the #UAP of ovens…”/ More on our predictions for the #killeropener / #No / #totallyworthit / “You laughed a little too hard at that…” / #MandelaEffectASMR and #concertposters / “He’d gi
Ep 211#211 IRON MAIDEN SOMEWHERE IN TIME - Album Dive
ESeptember 29, 1986: By this point in time, nearly 2 years had passed since the release of Powerslave and nearly a year had passed since Live After Death was released, commemorating the World Slavery Tour of 1984-1985 that cemented IRON MAIDEN as one of the most legendary bands in all of metal. And just like with any other advancements forward impacting time and technology, SOMEWHERE IN TIME, their 6th studio album (and the first to include, wait for it: guitar synths) proved to be a quantum leap forward into the future sound of their brand of progressive metal, with enough ambiance and atmosphere to give the album a sound that feels very futuristic and modern, yet also sounds perfectly at home in 1986. Always remember to take an “insurance pee” before engaging in any time travel activities and be sure to “slow down” and take a moment to “pump your own gravy” (even if you felt “barely bothered” to do so at the time) and JOIN US as we dive into one of the most “timeless” albums in Maiden’s history, complete with guitar synthesizers and more multi-layered guitar harmonies than you could shake an interdimensional scepter at as we dive into the wormhole of metal and travel elsewhere (and elsewhen) with IRON MAIDEN, SOMEWHERE IN TIME. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s at least…” / #microlength / “Two weeks in a row…” / #ageless / #timetravel / #birthdaymonthASMR / “Oh boy…oh geez…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode (“What the heck is this?”) / #colamoonshinewhiskey / #colaflavoredmoonshine / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Carbs, I can taste ‘em…” / ***WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE, TO BUNKERPOON INDUSTRIAL UNDERGROUND PRODUCTIONS…AND THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #rightsquareintheYEAH / #specialguesthost #markoneera (“Yeah?”) / #introsandsuch / “Yeah?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I’m still on the old diet, here…” / #MonsterEnergyDrink #BeastUnleashed #sixpointzeropercentABV #scaryberries #ninetycalories (“There’s no fat in it either…”) / “that’s a soda right there…it tastes like #diabetes” / #supersweet #dangersugar / “It tastes like #AMonster…” #markthetime / “It does make it better…” / “That one had hair on it…” / ***RUSSELLSREFLECTIONSMARKONEASMR*** / “I feel smarter…” / “We’re gonna get through this…” / “I’ve been overwhelmed in the #bunkerpoon…” / #priorcharacters #oldschoolepisodes #projectilediarrhea (“Yeah!”) / #aggressivearnold / #markthetime / “We need one more…like THAT!” / “Thirty bucks, #atthedoor…” / #bargainentertainmentdollar / “Yeah, they killed, for sure.” / Excellent setup at #TheMasqueradeATL / #logisticsASMR / “So many faces…” / #backshadowingASMR / The last time #IronMaiden came to Atlanta…/ #familyreunion #senseofcommunity #metalcommunity #hailtoyouall (“Pantera is NEXT week…at this point!!!”) / #antirelaxers (“No we’re getting #LambOfGod”) #KingParrot / “She’s kinda hot…” / “I know a dude…” / #nontangentional #spankbankASMR #furtherbackshadowing / See also #PhilipAnslemoAndTheIllegalsLiveStream during #theplague / #furtherbackshadowing (“Matt’ll remember this…”) / #twanglified / #whateveritsfine / “Those 3 bands…at #MSG…” / #adjustedforinflation / #evenfurtherbackshadowing #goodseats… / #adjustedforinflationASMR (14:19): “I’m sorry…” / “I was barely bothered…” / #imsorry / “He was barely bothered…” / #recordscratch / “Tell ‘em…” / “they were really big…” / #hahaha / Umm, wait…what? / “The tickets cost me through the fuckin’ roof!” / #nonsmokingRussellASMR / #MCR / #MyChemicalRomanceASMR / #RussellsReflections (NOTE: Remember, Russell plays BASS now! Just remember that.) / “I’ll put a little pale ale in their fore you…” / #pumpyourowngravy / #markthetime / “That’s actually better…” / ***We have ZERO filler from YOU guys…we MISS you!!!*** Feel free to follow us on the #instagram #facebook and #instatits and #instavag and #facegram or email us at [email protected] or follow us on the #YouTube channel. / #motherfucker / “Our listenership is going up…” / “They’ll come back…” / #noteven / “Did we look up this band, #TornSoul ?” / #shoutout to #localboys #ActusReus #localAtlantaMetal / #RussellsReflectionsReprise #elbowtoelbow #balltoball / #markthetime / “His mustache is so epic…don’t you think, Adam?” / #notburntreynolds #inabow ***SEND US A YOU-TUBE OR SOME KIND OF LINK OF MUSIC OF WHOEVER YOU THINK SHOULD BE KNOWN WORLDWIDE…AT THE ABOVE EMAIL…OR ON THE SOCIALMEDIAS!*** / #WellPlayYourShittah / #RussellsEnunciationOfThough
Ep 210#210 DANZIG - Inside The Metal
EIf you were to blend the dark, heavy riffs of Sabbath & Zeppelin with the straight-ahead power of AC/DC and then add the incredible vocal crooning style of The Doors’ frontman Jim Morrison, mixing everything with a generous infusion of punk rock angst and Halloween themed, gothic horror vibes to tie it all together, the end result would be DANZIG, the “modern classic” sounding “horror metal” band fronted by GLENN DANZIG (formerly of Misfits & Samhain). Prepare to enjoy yourself some quality horror croon from deep within the Bunkerpoon and head downstairs for some “dingle, dangle (followed by a liberal dose of ‘mind bleach’)” so you can finally comprehend what “between your cheek and gum” actually means while “making mugshots great again…so they can nay-nay” when you JOIN US as we dig deep into “The Johnny Cash of Metal” and dive into the eerie, inky-black darkness of DANZIG - Inside The Metal: The 80’s & 90’s. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “God, you’re old!” / “Now I #dangle…and I’m about to be a #flailer in a minute!” / “If you can have #curling…you can have #flailing…” / “Ooooh, is this the maple?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / ***WARNING***: #listenerdiscretionisadvised #warningASMR / “A lotta sugar in that!” / #almosttasteslikebreakfast #smokedmaplewhiskey / #specialguestnerd #thefourhorsemenoftheNerdery ***BREAKING NEWS***: #RIP #BobBarker #HailToBobBarker #TheBettyWhiteOfGameShowHosts / “Talk about casting a shadow…” / “Wait, that’s cool?” / #youllneverforgetit #thatBobBarkerisaBlessin / “We can’t ‘officially’ call this a beer…” / #dietingnonsenseASMR / “If Russ is on a diet…” / #veryunselfless / “It’s big…” / #ChungsPackage / #loverboy (“You’re not comfortable…”) / “Did you have THAT shirt on?” / #NO / “At least it’s fucking cold!” / #DeathRowRecords #HappyDads #HardSeltzer / #admonitions / “It’s weird…” / “It tastes like a #FantaGrape without the #sugarsyrup” / “H’Ayll Yay-uhh!!” / “I’m used to it now…” / “I’ll just start drinkin’ more…” / #hangovernutritionASMR / “Just order the bloody mary…” / #charcuterie (“that’s a bagle…a popsicle!?”) / #thedrinkthatdrinkslikeameal / “If you give ‘em just a little bit of space…” / Is there a #chickenandwafflesbloodymary out there?” / “I didn’t actually ‘come’ there” / #memoriesofBob / “He’s a talented fucker!” / “The place is where my place used to be…” / #jazzandblueshousebands #artisticquality / #MatthewsReflections / “Life goes on…long after the thrill, of living is gone…like how MUCH longer, JCM?” / “Just to work it up…it’s at 10 o’clock, what else do you need? I can’t get it #fromsixtomidnight “/ #thatseventeenyearoldfeeling / “If she’s willing to be patient and just lay there…” / #justpretend / (15:04): “It was just fucked up…” / #fakenews / #voicemail ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #thereturnofthepost #djentleman #thepost / “It was a whole to-do…” / ***WHO IS THE GREATEST “METALLY METAL” DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!?!?!? *** #weloveyoutoo / Our (not so) brief assessment of various #metaldrummers who have transcended metal, music, and perhaps even genre. / “That’s a tough question…” / ***Check out our 3 BadAss Drummers episode for reference*** / “It’s odd…” / “That dude’s ridiculous…” / #woodpaneledwall #orangeshagcarpet #woodpaneledcarpetmetal / ***IF YOU WANNA EMAIL US YOU CAN DO SO AT [email protected] ***/ #socialmedia #instagram #instatits #instavag #facegram #metalnerderypodcast / “Only if they’re ‘into it’ dude…” / #undownloads and the words of #fuckbag / #coviddeniers / “He came back…” / “Bill got another year older…and Russell’s getting smaller…” / #wewentnuts / #somelikeithot “I could just roll around in that shit naked…” / #notinthepeehole / #smokefreeASMR / “You just saved yourself a lotta damn money!” / “You got it? I got it.” / “Wait, where do you PUT the pouch?” / “Wait, there’s a ‘gum’ down there?” / #theinsideofyourbutthole / “It’s a #robotdick “/ It’s really not even close to the same… #IYKYK / “It’s just #reconditioning the way you are in the world…” #stopsmokingASMR / (27:15): “I’m done actually…” / “I don’t wanna get political or anything…” #herewego / #arrested #arraigned #booked (“Yeah, but for…what did he do?”) #theyllfigureitout / “They match, dude…” / “that #mugshot is great” / #makingmugshotsgreatagain #makemugshotsgreatagain #thebestmugshot / “I’m still waiting for one…just ONE…word of praise…” / “He can’t find th
Ep 209#209 RUSH - Inside The Metal, 70’s Style
EThe 1970’s is one of the greatest decades in the history of the development of modern metal. Back in the 70’s, it was not at all uncommon to get 2 albums from the same artist within the same year! During the 70’s, you’d drop the needle on the record, turn on the lava lamps and the black lights, indulge in your preferred relaxer of choice, and be instantly transported to an alternate dimension of sonic bliss where, again, it was not at all uncommon to have the entire first side of an album consist of one song, especially when listening to RUSH and their trailblazing, early progressive metal output from the 1970’s. Get ready to hear “one of the angriest riffs of 1976” while enjoying one of the most mind blowing “one take wonder” epics of all time with a massive “priapism of percussion” (aka “drumbone”). Prepare to learn about our 3-point plan to make the world a better place (including “fireproof trees”) and JOIN US as we extend our gratitude to the Godfathers of Progressive Metal hailing from the Great White North: the multi-instrumental, multi-tentacled (and multi-lingual) genius of Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Peart: the “Holy Triumvirate” aka the Toronto Prog Wizards known collectively as RUSH, as we go Inside The Metal, 70’s Style! Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast RUSH on the Interwebs https://www.rush.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #thinlymixed / #TheBanksBoysBand / #heavythin / “Is that #Sanka or #Folgers?” / #instantcoffee #commercials / #BlackRoast / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Hittin’ me straight right in the YEAH!” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH BLESSED AMOUNTS OF ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #notglee / #eightouncecup (***”aren’t we approaching…the one year anniversary?”*** / #thesecondchronicles / “Let’s see what happens…” / “It’s all of ‘em…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #nationalchampionship #sportsdogwords #TerrapinBrewery #BerlinerStyleWeiss #TeaTime #giveitacrack (#solidbeachbeer) / “You’d have…the perfect blend…” / #unsweetteaflavor / “If it had just a touch of sweetness…it’d be perfect.” / #PulpFictionAnalogies #BigKahunaBurgerASMR (“Some #pigface…”) / “I’ve done that…it’s not bad.” / #itsnotracist (“How the fuck are they on fire?”) / #HAARPASMR / NOTE: we are NOT being facetious… / “So everything burned down…but the trees?” / “Obviously…anyway…” / #badlandmanagement / “Purple fire?” / “Purple SMOKE?” / #Seriously / #RussellsReflections #wedidntask / “We counted and left…” / “My favorite are…” / “Everybody was on coke…” / #brotherexponential #brotherbrother (“The Dark Side of the 90’s”) #TheViperRoom / “#SteelPanther when they were #MetalShop”/ #prenineeleven #pre911 / “The power’s in his #dreadlocks bro…” / “everybody needs fire…and explosions…Bill knows!” / #TheChroniclesPartTwo #TheReChronicles #KISSALIVESUPERDIVEASMR #NONONO / “The REALLY obnoxious #hairmetal…” / “Reflections in #WheelersWorld…” / #StewieASMR / #KillTonyASMR/ “I don’t know this for a fact…but every episode I’ve watched…” / #somethingsomethingnews / ***NOTE: There are exceptions…*** / “I almost…get more of a thrill…at seeing how fast I can make people leave…” / #helpingtheworld #feedthehungry #overonehundredpages #itshuge (“Last weekend?”) / #RussellsReflections regarding #SublimeLyrics #TheWrongWay / “Ohhh, speaking of…” / #PeteOPhayisle / “A waft of smell…” / “Everything…” / #thatsactuallyacrime / (20:23): “Do we have any #shittah?” / #email (you can email us at [email protected] ) #YonderWaysMetalFestival #EmberingEffigy (“Oh, that dude?”) / #redditnotification and the mystery of #responsemessages / #dangole #groovethrash #seekingdrummer #workingband / “The sound of local metal…” / “He’s a big fella…” / #coollogo / “It’s like #blackmetal but you can still read it…” / #WellPlayYourShittah (25:52): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: RUSH – INSIDE THE METAL (70’S STYLE) / “It makes just as much sense…” / ***Check out our #CanadianMetalEpisode!!!*** / The transition from the debut album to Fly By Night / “They’ve got the biggest sound of ANY 3 piece!” / #instrumentaltentacles (“It’s a little weird…”) / Initial reflexes: “Is that #LedZeppelin?” / RUSH (1974): FINDING MY WAY (“I don’t know how he does it…”) / WORKING MAN #96RockInTheDaytime #Bigly #separatevocaltracks (“Those guys are good at doing that…”) / FLY BY NIGHT (1975) / No pressure… / #romanticproggers / ANTHEM #earlymetal #earlyprogmetal (“I wonder if they KNEW…”) / #seventiesphaser (“He’s playing THAT
Ep 208#208 METALLICA Garage Inc Album Dive
E“Let it ring out…okay turn it off now…” Way back “during the late 1900’s” (1998 to be precise), METALLICA released an updated volume of various cover songs by various artists of their youth via GARAGE INC., a 2-disc set (that’s compact disc, btw: those were still pretty popular “during the late 1900’s”) including one disc of brand new cover tunes and one disc including the original $5.98 EP: Garage Days Re-Revisited, along with a various assortment of B-sides, one-offs, and previously unreleased material from throughout their career. Get ready to hear what happens when A. Listener engages A.I., discover “a rare Lars guitar solo” that we previously missed, and find out how long it takes to become “completely annoying” (apparently, it’s not as long as we’d thought). It’s time to know what happens whenever you sip water “with a bone in it” and prepare to be “blinded by the YEAH!” as you witness the power of the “secret missile” and JOIN US for the 2-record set that redeemed METALLICA for The Loads as we dive into GARAGE INC. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast MORE METALLICA Episodes: https://www.metalnerdery.com/metallica METALLICA on the InterWebs: https://www.metallica.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “…AND there it is…” / #lettuce #gettuce some #alcoholicbeverages / #newkindacoffee / “He’s unscrewing with us…” / #cheersfellas #outwiththebad / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I want #icecream made out of that…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE #METALNERDERYPODCAST #ADVENTURE *** / #multipletitles / “Let’s get into this before it gets ‘room temp’…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #GummyBandit #greenapplesour #StillFireBrewing #GuardiansAlbumCover (“You’ve gotta read all the stuff…”) / Do it, Russell…do them shits!!! (“that’s got a good pop…”) / #surprisinglytolerable (“Just before…”) / Dude, Russ, THANK YOU for minimizing your selection of sours…my #tastebuds thank you! / “A lot of tits & tang…” / #ActsofGod #weatherproblems / (“Six or seven…all plugged into one #powerstrip…”) / “Way back…in the #1900s …” / “No dad, that movie is a hundred and TWENTY years old!” / #approximations #happyanniversary to the mighty and powerful #Metallica #TheBlackAlbum #thirtytwoyearanniversary / Upcoming concerts… / “It’s like playing #Beth at the very end…” / #offmicburp (“there was no chunks in that…relax…it was smooth.”) / “Gee, thanks for letting us know…WE could have gone…” / “He’s pretty gawddang close” / #hepoundswithpower / #behindthefourthwall / #TheDocket / #GotHim / #ItsBeenAWhile / ***You can email us at [email protected] or check us out on the socials at #InstaTits and #InstaVag and #InstaBook and #FaceGram at #MetalNerderyPodcast and you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #VoicemailSegment #TripSix #Yeah (#cockedup #brilliant) / “See you next Tuesday thing…” / #RussellsRemix #RussellsWarning #Trip6 / The beauty of #artificialintelligence (“How high do you gotta be?”) / #Extensively #threepointseveneightninefive / “At least you’ve got something to talk about…” / #officialissue (14:14): “I tell you what we’ll talk about…” : METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METALLICA AND GARAGE INC. (1998) / The upgrades and additions from #1987 #GarageDaysReRevisited / B-sides and bonus tracks / “Stone crowed crazy…” / “I think that was his first band…” / “Alright, this sort of makes up for #TheLoads …” / “I can tell you this, it was never #96Rock…” / “Isn’t it supposed to be the same number?” / #dreadlockpower (“I don’t wanna be a mean asshole…”) / “That’s like the #worstsongever”/ #shudderingnoises #sighsofregret (“I wonder if #Metallica would ever cover…”) / Don’t fuck with the penguins… / “Stay away from the #icewall…” / #FallingOffTheEdgeOfTheWorld / #thetruestory #DinsosaurPingPong (21:01): ***GO CHECK OUT OUR GARAGE DAYS ALBUM/EP DIVE EPISODE!!!*** / #consolidated / “This was almost…a sigh of relief…” / #balls / November 1998 / “Okay, they got their balls back.” / “This is when they gave radio a couple more songs to play…” / “Just leave that one alone…” / FREE SPEECH FOR THE DUMB (#Discharge) #discone #songone #trackone (“that crunch is just nasty…”) / #guitarsolobylars (“That’s how it #identifies”) / #onemore / #freefuckinspeech / “It was Kirk Hammett mocking Lars Ulrich playing a guitar solo…” / IT’S ELECTRIC (#DiamondHead) #cantbeloudenough / #bassASMR (“I almost thought I heard a touch of #autotune”) / “I’ve got all the room in the world now…” / “Literally & f
Ep 207#207 MASTODON Inside The Metal (ATL-Edition), Chapter 1: The Aughts (2000-2009)
EIt’s always a treat to talk about “hometown” metal, especially when it’s one of the heaviest, most modern, progressive metal bands in the entire genre. Actually, to call them “prog” might be a bit misleading, although “progressive” is certainly an apropos descriptor for the shared artistic odyssey which Brann Dailor, Brent Hinds, Bill Kelliher, and Troy Sanders (collectively known as MASTODON) had embarked upon more than 20 years ago and are still going strong with no sign of stopping any time soon. Perhaps the more accurate description of MASTODON is “Atlanta’s own shamans of megalithic, caveman powered, super technical, stoner sludge prog metal” (and any other applicable subgenres we might’ve missed). It's time to get “in the loop” and fully comprehend the best way NOT to drive down Blood Mountain to minimize vehicular induced toddler vomitus whilst mentally preparing to welcome “B.G.” to the “T&T Main Stage” as we do our best to “MRFA” while screaming excerpts from “Brave Tales of Taintler” into the “echo chamber” as you JOIN US for the “pure girth” of MASTODON Inside The Metal (ATL-Edition), Chapter 1: The Aughts (2000-2009). Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “He just pushed that button, man…” / #AlphaDamnRetta / #ColaMoonshine #sameproof (“The uncorking…”) / The true definition of #highball / “All drawed up…” / #uhoh / #callofdutyshoutout #impressionsASMR / #HerbertASMR (“Was it YOU!?”) / “WHOA!!!” / “The abbreviated version…” / “…it still means the same thing.” / #letsdothis #outwiththebad ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #verysubtle #citygate #colamoonshine (“Expeckin’…”) / #aftertaste / “…the narcotics of candy…”/ #bringbacktheoriginaloriginalformulaofcocacola / #kolanuts (#powerfulnuts) / “BEST ENERGY DRINK EVER!!!” / “Experience…International…” #BulgariaASMR (Umm, WHAT?) / “That’s gonna be my theme music…in my mind…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #TerrapinBeerCompany #AthensGeorgia #NationalChampionship #SportsDogWords / #UpHighIPA #HaHa #CitriHoppedIPA (“Sit and wonder at the AWE…”) / “And the verdict…” / #colderisbetter / “This is gonna sound personal…” / #downthereechoASMR / “It’s almost too much fun…” #specialladyfriend (“She’s actually kinda cool…”) / #NoNickelbackHate #NoJasonAldeanHate / “I think that would be my thing…” / “Maybe not…that’s the reality…” / #halfacenturyofmetal #OzzyOsbourne / Shoutout to #CreedenceClearwaterRevival #CCR #TheCreedence / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “How perfect was that?” / “The dementia is not that bad…” / #ZZTopDocumentary #Netflix / “Hint…the irony…” / #bathingsuits #drunks (“Actually, the drunks are usually the best audience…if they’re on your side.”) / “Last week…” / ***If you’d like to send us YOUR SHIT-TAH, your MUSIC-AH…send it to us and we will play it on a future episode!!!*** #emailus at [email protected] #instagram #facebook (“This is who we are!”) / #thejingle #No / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL YOU CAN DO SO USING YOUR TELEPHONIC DEVICE BY DIALIING 980-666-8182!!!*** / #bravetalesoftaintler (“Oh it’s not gonna be a #childrensbook…”) / #MRFA #makereadingfunagain / “The guy who looks like Thor…” / #publishedauthor (“You used the word #patina, that’s like a $20 word.”) / “What the fuck is that?” / “She’s gotta get it warm…” / #markthetime (23:10): “Far, FAR overdue…” / #atlantametal METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: MASTODON – INSIDE THE METAL (CHAPTER 1: THE AUGHTS (2000-2009) / “What the fuck is that?” / #loopy / The first and earliest knowledge of #Mastodon as one of the most powerful forces in #progressivemetal / #TodayIsTheDay (#PreMastodonASMR) IN THE EYES OF GOD (“Let’s give it the #30secondchallenge”) / “Have you seen those guys from Alpharetta?” / Call Of The Mastodon (2006) / 2001 via 2006 (***see also #LifesbloodEP *** / SHADOWS THAT MOVE / “Here’s a question…” / #stumpfuckinASMR (“Pure girth…”) / SLICK LEG / “Pretty much all of ‘em have all of ‘em…” (34:12): Remission (2002) / “The very beginning…” / CRUSHER DESTROYER #thefirstnewalbum (“Bring on the #ballrockin”) / “There are different #SoundsOfMastodon …” / MOTHER PUNCHER #ballsASMR (“They sound like their band name…”) / #cavemanmetal (“Very primal…”) / Shoutout to the #GameOfThrones reference / Leviathan (2004) #specialguestvocalist #Clutch #NeilFallon BLOOD AND THUNDER #cantbeloudenough (“Ohhhh yeah maybe…”) #StAngerTour / “You know it’s a ginormous MEGA shark!” / #M
Ep 206#206 ODDBALL WEIRDNESS in Metal
EWith a little guidance from Loudwire’s Dumbest Best Metal Band Names listicle, we decided to take the offramp into the offbeat and investigate the most off-kilter, ODDBALL metal bands with the most outlandish names and over the top aesthetics ever to bless metal. Whether it’s the band’s look, their theme, or the simple hilarity of “what’s in a name” (including, but not limited to: band name, album name, and/or song name), there’s certainly some incredibly wonderful, warped weirdness which dwells along the wild & wacky fringes near the outskirts of mainstream metal. Get ready to discover the shared sensibilities of ladies and bowling balls and find out who should definitely NOT go swimming during Shark Week (especially if they are “experiencing their own personal shark week”). It’s time to get yourself a “vacation rental” and get ready to “put on your Magnum P.I. shirt” and pick up some crabcakes from that “hole in the wall” place further down the beach and JOIN US as we rundown Loudwire’s Dumbest Best Metal Band Names listicle and explore some of the most glorious ODDBALL WEIRDNESS in all of metal. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Just to get it out there…” / #theuncorking / The #JasonAldeanControversy #offendedAF #HearMeOut (“…trying to be a country band…”) / #poursomesugaronmeASMR / “No, THAT’s offensive…” /#outlawcountry #outlawcunttree / #NickelbackASMR / #letsdothis #clinky / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #smokedmaplewhisky (Thank you, Billiam…and #CityGate…and #StAugustine) #notsugary (“The smoke is there…”) #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / #introsandsuch / #newthememusic (“I took a guess and I was wrong…”) / #relaxersrevisitedASMR / “Can we just change it?” / “If I was a #billionaire…” / #billboardmemesASMR / #FUMoney vs #FEMoney / #spacerocketsASMR / “Like you could see through #TheMatrix…” / “Don’t drive distracted…” / #dontdrivedistracted #heavysigh #ingrowntainthair (“Like in your taint?”) / “Ooooh, that’s like right where you walk…” / “You can put those down there…” / #markthetime / #repeatbeeroftheepisode #GoldenRoadBrewing (“I like it better when you say #brewering…”) / #theperfectbeer / “Do we have any #correspondance?” / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO BY RINGING US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #HailToDarius #Solicitate #FemaleMetal #FemmeMetal (“It just depends…”) / Shark week parallels… / #superabsorbant (“They can smell…”) #differenttuna / “I mean it COULD…” / #anythingispossible / ***Send us some email at [email protected] ***/ “We should hear it…” / #DariusAgainASMR #putintang (“Is that Vlad’s harem?”) / #HailToYou (Go check out our #QOTSA episode…with the appropriate relaxers…). (12:22): #homedepotbuckets #RedneckEngineeringASMR #HVACASMR (“Okay, I follow…”) / #itsscience #apocolypsesis (“Did you swim in the beach?”) #thesame #StAugustine (“It’s supposed to be #haunted yeah…”) / “The best beach day is…” / #magnumPIshirt #holeinthewall #crabcakes (“Especially with #gout, it’s awesome…”) / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #AdventuresInDayDrinking (“I’m sorry, what’d you say?”) #onmicburpASMR / “Who’s that?” / “that’s what I call ‘em dude…they’re #rentals…” / #fistme #markthetime #fistbump / “Did you do #sunscreeneverytime?” / “#Pantera is not far away now…” / #futureepisodeideas (“We have not…”) / “iPod, really?” / “When she puts it in reverse…” #markthetime #backupangelsASMR (“My car doesn’t do that…”) (21:46): “Don’t cut it out if it’s good…” / “We’re due…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: ODDBALL WEIRDNESS IN METAL!!! / “What’s the #weirdestband you’ve ever seen live?” / #dotcom / #MetalMcDonald IT KEEPS YOU RUNNING (TO THE HILLS) / “Uhhh, #relaxers…” / “A little get it?” / #MacSabbath PAIR-A-BUNS (“That Grimace is creepy…”) / #wornout / #OkillyDokilly WHITE WINE SPRITZER (“That’s too many #mustaches for me…”) / #TheMetalShakespeareCompany TO BLEED OR NOT TO BLEED (“They’d be perfect…for a #Renfest”) / #markthetime / “They cut ‘em in half…” / #Alestorm #piratemetal #napalmrecords DRINK (“I believe I will…”) #readthoselyrics #thefuckedupanthem / “It’d be awesome…til your liver gave out…”/ (36:54): “I can’t wait to hear this…” #Hatebeak BIRDSEEDS OF VENGEANCE / “My pee smells like gravy…” / #Nekrogoblikon BONES (“Kinda got a #KingDiamond vibe there…”) / “Bowling balls and women have a lot in common…” / “Aren’t these low?” /
Ep 205#205 LED ZEPPELIN II - Album Dive
ELess than a year after the release of the crushingly heavy & near flawless masterpiece known as their self-titled debut album, LED ZEPPELIN released their sophomore follow up, LED ZEPPELIN II, on the 22th and the 31th of October 1969 (in the US & UK, respectively). While something of a departure from the blues-centric focus of their debut, LED ZEPPELIN II included a significant refinement and enhancement of their overall sound, including new instrumental arrangements, song structures, lyrical imagery, and most notably: a guitar solo AND a drum solo! Prepare to learn the identity of “The John Bonham of Thrash”, discover why “Juicy Banana” would have been a more anatomically accurate song title (unless it was more about girth than length) and why “magma hoof” sounds incredibly hot, exotic, and dangerous. It’s time to turn that “hammer knockin’” stereo all the way to loud, crank up the black lights and lava lamps in the mancave, break out your bowl of relaxers, “bring back the ‘original’ original formula” and JOIN US as we dive into the sophomore slam that is LED ZEPPELIN II. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast ZEPPELIN on the InterWebs: https://www.ledzeppelin.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Fuck the foreplay, get to the penetration…” / #shownotes #thedocket / #OakRidgeBoysASMR #Elvira / “What? Really?” / #bewbs or #boobs / “You’ve got the second best boobs…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #interdimensionalpodcast / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Snotta beer…”) / #SunnyDVodkaSeltzer #hammerknockin #theverdict (“You could #daydrink that all day long…”) / “It’s not your #whiteclawweekend…” / #AmericanBeverageCorporation www.sunnydcocktails.com #fourpointfivepercentABV / #NO / BUT…If we DID…***YOU COULD LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** or you could email us at [email protected] / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO PURCHANDISE SOME MERCHANDISE YOU CAN GO TO metalnerdery.com/merch *** (07:41): #RussellsReflectionsASMR #whitewaterrafting #teambuildingevents / “I didn’t want Mexican or barbecue until you said that…” / Remember school pizza? #pizzarectangles / “As we’re going down… “ #markthetime (“During the boring parts…”) / The home of #CocaCola #Pemberton / “Guide-Duh…” / #likeafuckinboss (“The morphine isn’t working…”) / “Dear Coca-Cola people…” #scarfacecoke #bringbacktherealthing / “Totally Coked out…in Columbus…” / #andnowyouknow / “You’ve gotta eat first…” / #RussellsWorkaroundsASMR / “Like John Bender’s abusive dad…” / “I gave him a pillow…” / “It’s the same argument…” / “We DID have some #shittah…” #NativeAmericanMetal #BlackBraid (Very cool artwork and cool sounding band name and description) / “Some of the best mixed #blackmetal…” THE SPIRIT RETURNS (“Thanks Bobby!”) #blastbeatASMR / #bandcamp / #jingle WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! (20:45): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: LED ZEPPELIN II / Early experiences with #LedZeppelinII / Someone should bring back #MidnightMovies with #TheSongRemainsTheSame / #FUS vs #FUK / Led Zeppelin II: The first Zeppelin album with the most radio hits? / #misheardlyrics (“Those English people have different words…”) / “If you hear one without the other…it’s weird.” / Never played live? / #coffeetablebook #LedZeppelinExpandedEdition #MartinPopoff / “Dave had this room…” / #posterized #blacklightposters (“The ultimate #mancave…”) / #spoileralert / “Every time…I find something new.” / #yeah / October 22th and October 31th, 1969 / “That’s my new favorite way…” #clarification #theywerenot / “I’m gonna go shower now…” / “I win…” / How about a… WHOLE LOTTA LOVE #thebreakdown (“Don’t come yet!”) / “The heaviest part during a guitar solo…” #djuntdjunt / #turnitoff / WHAT IS AND WHAT SHOULD NEVER BE #snaps (“You could not take out any of those four…”) / “Here we go…this part!” #usethoseheadphonesASMR / “Hey ho!” / “He was good about scattin’…” / #unpopularopinion / “If you remove one…it’s not the same.” / The magic of the combination of musical elements and the impact of Bonham’s drums and Jones’ bass & keyboards on Jimmy Page’s guitar sound / #challengeaccepted / “Who do you think the modern-day equivalent of #JohnBonham is? Or is there one?” (44:04): “Maybe he’s like #TheJohnBonhamOfThrash?” / THE LEMON SONG (“I should have quit you…a long time ago…”) #leadbass (“He’s like Geezer…he’s all over the place!”) / “She likes a
Ep 204#204 BLACK SABBATH - LIVE EVIL Album Dive
EGiven the recent release & fanfare surrounding the remixed and remasterized 40th anniversary edition of LIVE EVIL, the “first official” live album from metal founding fathers BLACK SABBATH and the last official album to feature RONNIE JAMES DIO on vocals (until 1992 anyway), we felt obliged to share our own personal experiences regarding LIVE EVIL, from our first listen until now. With a setlist including a balanced mix of classic Ozzy era tracks blended with the more recent Dio era tracks from MOB RULES & HEAVEN AND HELL, it’s certainly a live album that any fan of Black Sabbath, Ronnie James Dio, and/or live concert albums in general, should have in their collection. Being that this is a “LIVE DIVE”, this episode is definitely BIG. Prepare to discover what might just be “the perfect beer” and understand that there’s definitely a BIG difference between “Brewering and Breuering”. Get ready to “poon the peen” as you bear witness to the latest collab between “Ron Jeremy and Sammy Hagar” and find out how little it takes to entertain us in a BIG way. Call up your “fluff person” for some BIG “bonus hole” maintenance and JOIN US in the Bunkerpoon as we reflect on 40 years of LIVE EVIL from the mighty and powerful (and also BIG) BLACK SABBATH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #bonushole / “That’s the pooned peen…” / #aftermarket #transam #bonushole / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #bunkerpooninternational / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #GoldenRoadBrewing #MangoCart #daydrinkingbeer #fourpercentABV / “This has the refreshment factor…Every time I have this beer, I smile…” / “It’s the finish…” / #subtletyisyourfriend (“Like the bass on …And Justice For All…”) / #brewering and/or #Breuring / “I would pair it with…” / “He’s got THAT, we’ve got beer…” / “I look good in pink btw…” / #miamiviceextra #facetattoo #fannyfloss / “Is that difficult?” / #RussellsReflections regarding the recent #ActusReus and #SillyGoose show at #SmithsOldeBar / “Did your balls tingle a little bit?” / Stop, drop, and ROW! / #ilikebeer #alcoholismASMR / “Just keep doing it!” / “What if he doesn’t want to?” / #SillyGoose OUT OF THE PICTURE #RageAgainstTheLimpThreeElevenBizkitMachine / “It’s a good pairing…” (20:02): “I do have an email…” / ***HIT US UP AND SEND US AN EMAIL AT [email protected] or check us out on the socials *** / “Did your haunted potty yell at you for your pee-pee?” / “Y’know, they do have #ectoplasm…” / #livingectoplasm / So NOW do you want to do #thevoicemailsegment? ***GIVE US A FUCKIN CALL AT FUCKIN 980-666-8182 AND LEAVE US A FUCKIN VOICEMAIL!!!*** #ThanksRocky (“You all look SO different from what I imagined…”) #TravelersRest / Radio DJs and their face vs their voice (“We all have #radiofaces”) / “I can’t drive…” / #96RockInTheDaytime (26:52): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: BLACK SABBATH – LIVE EVIL / The timing of the release of #LiveEvil (from #BlackSabbath) and #SpeakOfTheDevil (from #OzzyOsbourne) / “The brains and the tits…” / “It’s the aftermarket shit I’ve got issues with…” / Speculation, gossip and rumors regarding #RonnieJamesDio departure from #bolth #BlackSabbath and #Rainbow / “Have you ever #cockedup anything?” / #Shoutout regarding #GeezerButlersAutobiography #IntoTheVoid / E5150 (#scaryviolins) / NEON KNIGHTS #killeropener / “No more evil down there, I promise…” / Recorded in multiple cities at multiple venues and crafted into a single seamless show / “btw they all have #allthecokelines …”/ N.I.B. (“It’d still be a little odd…”) / “He could sing the dictionary…” / #MetalNerderyConspiracyTheory #threenames (“Hold on, stay with me now…”) / #phonebook / “See, he’s a #serialkiller…” / “Me and #FuckinSlayer” / #JFKASMR (42:55): “The very first time I ever heard this song was this version…” / CHILDREN OF THE SEA #mistymorningASMR / “Anytime there’s a #No…” / “It’s a skill…one you don’t have…I hope.” / #thedance / “What we’re gonna do…” / The difference between the #LiveEvil live version vs the #HeavenAndHell studio version / VOODOO #justsayno / “First we’d like you to say hello to #TonyIommi…” / BLACK SABBATH (“I thought this was a weird intro, but it totally works…”) #beerme #cantbeloudenough / “That was unintended…” / “Get ready Bill…” / #NO / #BigBlackShape #dontdenythepowerof #getready #LMAOASMR / “Sometimes our #ent
Ep 203#203 QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
EQOTSA, aka QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, began back in the late “Nineteen Hundreds” in Seattle, Washington following the breakup of Josh Homme’s former band, desert metal legends Kyuss. With a wide array of sonic textures, layers, and sound design sorcery ingrained within their music, as with Kyuss, QOTSA is another prime example of a band whose albums should be listened to and enjoyed via headphones (and if we’re being honest, since “this show is about honesty”, a healthy infusion of relaxers will help to further enhance this experience). It’s time to realize which nationality’s coitus “sounds delicious” and understand that the pain of regret from a disappointing high gravity brew rivals the pain of regret that comes from copping a squat “on your balls”. Prepare to bear witness to one of the greatest alcohol “collabs” ever imagined and discover the powerful allure of food truck fare when you JOIN US as we get outside the desert and go inside the metal with none other than QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast QOTSA on the Interwebs: https://qotsa.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “You guys missed a BUNCH of stuff…” / #moneyshot / “There’s a #DallasTexasBased #ACDCTributeBand #BackInBlack (Wait, Axl Rose!? Seriously!?) / “He can do BOLTH voices perfectly!” / “If I was Mr. AC/DC…” / “That’s when all the cool shows happened…” / “He sat on his balls…” / #happyfourth / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #tothelandoftheyeah #bunkerpoonunlimited #inthebunker / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“I’m still trying to power through mine…”) / “That’s what this show’s about…it’s about honesty…and metal.” / #hihoneyASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #SweetwaterGummiesIPA #ninepointfivepercentABV (“that’s the only thing…”) #onmicburp (“tastes like #badcoughmedicine sans narcotics”) / “This is not one of them…” / #markthetime / #GoldenGreyGoose (“Dude, they should have a #collab!”) / #GoldenGoose / #ASMR / “I can never go to a camera store again ever…” / #businessplanning and #jokecollabs and #tshirts / #tourshirts #withdates #tshirtdesignASMR (“Did they just play that album?”) (09:25): #Pantera on tour…good turnouts & favorable reviews / #No / “I think the only way I would have loved that…” / #GeritolTheater (“Do they show tits at #TheCureConcerts?”) / “Dude, Italian intercourse sounds delicious…” / #scampi #gahlic #spicygahlicscampi / #foodtrucks / #bakedpotatoes (“You can do so much…and they’re good for you…”) / #potatobomb #ChernobylFarms #massivepotatoes #yuge (“I’ve got #foodbone right now… I can’t stand it…”) / #runningoutofboner / “The whole #nipflashing thing…” / #thesnaps / #markthetime / #RussellsReflections #TheCureInConcert #TheCureASMR #SadMusicForSadPeopleASMR #ExpensiveVices (“…for 2 drinks, this size!”) / “What kind of fucking shit is that!?” / #dontworryaboutit (“I’ve seen #TheGodfather” …) (20:00): #secretmenu #realmexicanpizza (“Not that fuckin’ fake bullshit…”) / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE – INSIDE THE METAL (#QOTSA) / Exceptionally good with #relaxers / “Lots of desert, stoner stuff…” / “It’s basically 90’s metal.” / #hugepubes #yugepubes #corporationarena (“I thought that she was…”) (23:32): Queens of the Stone Age (1998) / “I like the way he says #boobs (and/or #bewbs)” / #killeropener #firstnewalbum REGULAR JOHN #crooningASMR IF ONLY (“A little before it’s time…”) / The perspective of time and 23 years: 1977 to 2000 vs 2000 to 2023. / Seeing the passage of time (“In the 1900’s…”) (29:43): #bunkerpoonthememusic Rated R (2000) / FEEL GOOD HIT OF THE SUMMER (“I think I’m like 6 for 7 on that list…”) / “Nobody could ever tell me…” / #euphorichallucinogenic #yes / THE LOST ART OF KEEPING A SECRET / QUICK AND TO THE POINTLESS (“I don’t even know…what…I’m doin’ here…”) / BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMISTRY (“This is creepy…”) (36:54): “It came out of nowhere…” / #phenomenon #breakoutalbum Songs for the Deaf (2002) / GO WITH THE FLOW / #screenoftits (“that’s the name of our first album, dude…”) / A SONG FOR THE DEAF / “Go to about the ½ way mark…” / #darkandcreepyASMR / “#youguys #ericcartmanASMR / “You could basically imagine it with that…” / “Have you noticed…?” (43:38): Lullabies to Paralyze (2005) / “I know it sounds petty…” / LITTLE SISTER (“Hello Doro…”) / “was it #thehotcarlsonreview?” / “If I’ve gotta talk you through it…the moment’s ruined.” / BURN THE WITCH #fuzzybass /
Ep 202#202 EXODUS - Baloff’s BONDED BY BLOOD & Souza’s PLEASURES OF THE FLESH
EThis episode is dedicated to one of a handful of times in thrash metal history where the first two albums have two totally different singers, giving the illusion of two totally different “first new albums”. And since this is an episode of firsts, we felt that diving into BONDED BY BLOOD (the first album with Paul Baloff on vocals) and PLEASURES OF THE FLESH (the first album with Steve “Zetro” Souza on vocals) together would be an excellent way to compare and contrast the mighty thrash power of Big Five Thrash Masters EXODUS and offer the perfect opportunity to hear the evolution of the band’s sound (from first to first, as it were) and get a better feel for the profound stylistic progression between these two uniquely distinctive debuts (with Baloff & Souza, respectively). It's time to understand what happens when you’re “hangin’ your dangle” off the boat to “air dry” while simultaneously adjusting your “shutter speed” and aperture. Hopefully “the sheilas” and the djentlemen are both listening so they can behold the “gummified” horror that unfolds “when the bag of syrup is almost out” and JOIN US for this double dive of EXODUS firsts, with Baloff’s BONDED BY BLOOD & Souza’s PLEASURES OF THE FLESH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast EXODUS on the InterWebs: https://exodusattack.com/site/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Oh wait, we’re rolling!” / #airdrythewang after a #coldshower #thekraken / #Noyist / “I wanna see all the #deadlyanimals” #chamberofcommerce / #thesheilas ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #gummified / “My bathroom is #hauntedagain” (It’s #ghoststorytime) #paranormalASMR #hauntedtoilet #markallthosetimes / #orbs / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Schofferhofer Grapefruit Hefeweizen 2.5 / #mixedmessages (“More alcoholic goodness? Or less?”) / “The bag of syrup is almost out?” / “Usually…” / “I don’t know how to feel about it…” / “That’s what I’m gonna call my balls from now on…” / “I never got the whole #sparklingwatertrend man…” / “It’s missing the bag of syrup.” / #waterflavorizer / “Unsweet tea?” / *** IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182*** / #voicemailsegment #thetripsix #gday #metalconspiracyASMR #jameshetfieldvocalASMR (“What two bands would you like merged together?”) #Beatallica SGT. HETFIELD’S MOTORBREATH PUB BAND / GARAGE DAYS NIGHT / #TheBurningQuestion #metalmashups / #RockSugar DON’T STOP THE SANDMAN #softintro (“We’ll get through it…”) / #waitforit #JourneyMetallicaMashupASMR #StevePerryASMR #yeah / “This is terrible…” / “That’s all he does is say ‘yeah’!” / #No / ***WE GOT A #FACEBOOKRECOMMENDATION FOR #METALNERDERYPODCAST!!!*** #ThankYouForThat / #happybelated (an #email from The Darius: you can email us at [email protected] if you’ve got questions, inquiries, or feedbacks) / “Does it let you slip through the spiritual atmosphere a little easier?” #astralglide / #Evile REAP WHAT YOU SOW (“Riff wise, it’s almost like a modern sounding combination of Slayer & Metallica…”) / “Fuck, I forgot to do #thejingle” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! (22:22): “We went and sat through 2 and a half hours of #TheCure” / “That’s a box set!” / #offmicburp / “If you’d like to be sad…” / “No!” / “So, it wasn’t a show…” / #RussellsRecommendations #movieedition #basedonatruestory / Creepy, RI & Haunted, HI / “Cockfeelers?” (“I bet there is.”) (27:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: THE FIRST TWO FIRST NEW ALBUMS WITH THE FIRST TWO FRONTMEN OF EXODUS: ALBUM DIVE DOUBLE-HEADER!!! BONDED BY BLOOD & PLEASURES OF THE FLESH / #doubledive / “They released their first album the latest of #thebigfour / “I do remember they used to play this on #WREKage” / “You cannot unhear that.” / #1985echo / “Aren’t they all kinda ugly?” / #theshirts (“I don’t know if their tits are out or not…”) / BONDED BY BLOOD #tittlee #killeropener #timemachine #backto1985 #allthecokelines (“Sounds a little like Four Horsemen…”) / “It’s their #ExciterMoment” / EXODUS (“It’s kinda tragic that it didn’t come out sooner…”) / “But then, he’s Ozzy…” / Reflecting on #heavymetalculture and the various #thrashbandscenes across the country, including our own personal experiences (37:26): AND THEN THERE WERE NONE (“That echo is so weird…”) / “Wow, I did not know that…” / “They didn’t do anything in the 90’s…” / “No…” / #mouthfarts / A LESSON IN VIOLENCE (“This might be one of the fastest
Ep 201#201 DJUNTS & FLAHNS - The SOUNDS of Metal - & OTHER MOUTH SHAPES
EIf you’re gonna describe a riff to somebody…” There are a multitude of MOUTH SHAPES that exist all across the rock & metal landscape, many of which we’re pretty certain you’ve never heard of before in your life. Sure, there’s the typical FLAHNS & DJUNTS. (And thanks to Pantera, there are even super djunts!). But did you know about the muns, the buns, the duns, the luns, and the uns? What about the waows and the baows? The dans and the dons? The ban-nah-nahs, the dahn-nahs and the lahn-nahs? We realize this is A LOT to process, but here’s a few “rules” to consider that might make comprehension of this lunacy a little easier: Sometimes if it’s too fast, regardless of how heavy it is, there’s just no time for djunts. Generally speaking, ALL clean guitar stuff (which includes anything played with a bow) is considered a flahn. (The only exception being Slayer, as their clean riffs are strangely devoid of any flahninity.) Melodies (as a general rule) are also applicable to proper MOUTH SHAPE classification as they’re kinda riffs (but not really) and they’re also kinda solos (but not really). Beavis & Butt-Head are the original pioneers that first brought the heavy metal mouth shape movement to mainstream awareness back in the early 1990’s. It’s time to grasp which kinds of holes we “don’t like talking about” and find out “why the girls don’t listen” even after our collective acknowledgement that all high quality “stripper lotion” used by “shooter girls and bottle girls” is the best because “it has glitter in it.” Get ready to “get up in there” and have some fun, remember the meaning of “NO means NO” and JOIN US for our in-depth, investigative report regarding DJUNTS & FLAHNS & OTHER MOUTH SHAPES. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Are we rolling?” #justhittheredbutton #dontdenythepowerof #BlackberryZombie (#fireonthemountain #RMRose) #HappyFathersDayASMR (“Could I get one…to go?”) / Diff’rent strains for diff’rent brains / The difference between creativity and in-da-couch… #indacouch / #paranoiaselfdestroyer / #Shoutout to #Shazzys / #nonamesASMR / “Wait a minute…” / “A friend slipped me some…peanut butter fudge.” Always read the note BEFORE consumption… / #peanutbutterfudge #alcoholinducedamnesia #paranoia #nobueno / “The paranoia that came with that high was not worth it” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH LOADS OF ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #olanmills #pictureday #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “We’ve had beer from this brewery before…” / #RobZombieImpressionASMR / “It’s more endearing…” / #CatawbaBrewingCompany #killeralbumcover (“They’re basically the same.”) / #fuckcetera / #TheVerdict / “I won’t use the word delicious…” / “You were cool before it was cool to be cool…” / #budlightboycottASMR #parentcompanyASMR / “We can’t have that…” / “If you’re looking for gift ideas…that fits.” (#oxysuppositories for “down there” are totes apropos. / #notafanofdickholes / #catheter #pissbag / “I’m aware of what a ‘#foley’ is…”/ #movieASMR #BeverlyHillsCopASMR / #snortlaughs (10:53): The voicemail segment…now with vocal burn…/ ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A #VOICEMAIL at 980-666-8182!!!*** / Sidecast…or fakt Czech? (The latter) / #theReturnOfThePost #clarification / “That person was a doofus?” / ***LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR FOR THE Episode 200 PARTY EPISODE!!!*** (including a voicemail from a #naturalbornbirthfemaleexclusive: “came out of the hole with a hole…” / #DarylsWhammyBar requested, perhaps some #Exodus / “riding the wave of the voice of the Paul Baloff”. / “That’s a category unto itself…” / #familyguyreference / “OH!!!“/” Gimme a minute on this…y’all talk about something interesting…” #CirithUngol (#futureepisodeidea) / “No but it sounds awesome!” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR (“Paired?”) #bolthbolthbolthbolthbut / “The #MachoMan?” / Long story longer…with a happy(ish) ending. / “I wanna clear something up real quick…” / “I feel like the shooter girls and the stripper girls have the same perfume…for your body (it’s got glitter in it).” / “Somewhat local…#southeast #sweden #southeastsweden / “He gets all his power from his dreadlocks…” / We’ll Play Your Shit-tah…Sorcerer (proggy doom). / “Dark metal” …a local “dark metal” band confused with a Scandinavian progressive doom metal band. / A great OFF-mic burp… / #Sorcerer / Atlanta, via Stockholm / “She should be a stripper now…” / No stripper Body lotion doesn’t no
Ep 200#200 AC/DC - HIGHWAY TO HELL - Album Dive
EJuly 27, 1979 Perhaps one of the most brilliant & haunting albums of AC/DC’s 1970’s output, HIGHWAY TO HELL shows the band at their peak with the most polished production of their career thanks in no small part to the production genius of Robert John “Mutt” Lange. Not only is it the perfect finale to the Bon Scott era of the band, but it perfectly portrays everything the band had evolved to up to this point in their career, including some of the most vividly visual lyrics and darkest, heaviest riffs ever captured on tape. Get ready to start “hittin’ the hair” as we’ve “technically, literally, seriously” made it to Episode 200! Prepare to find out which brand spank QOTSA song briefly pays tribute to AC/DC, which song is AC/DC’s “Slayer moment” and discover what it means to be “pushing marshmallows”. It’s time to “mark the time” a lot of times, “check all three box holes” and JOIN US as we celebrate our 4th anniversary, our 200th episode, and the most favorite AC/DC album (for some of us) from the Bon Scott era: HIGHWAY TO HELL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast AC/DC on the InterWebs: https://www.acdc.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Forty ounces of what?” / “The general punchline and/or theme of the story: #twophrases #tobefair #marshmallowdick #vulgaroldladies #happyfathersday / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** #recordscratch / #ballmaintenance / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Look at that…timing”) #NewBelgium #1985IPA (“It looks like 1985”) / “Kinda like…the same material…as the #glovesofshame” / #TheVerdict (“Good beach beer and good #daydrinkingbeer”) / Time for Wheeler’s #Refrections (#storytime) / “People say it’s real salty…sometimes they just spit it right out.” / “One of my favoriteist things in the world…” / “It was like pushing marshmallows…” / “Old folks that curse a lot and talk shit are funny…”/ #onmicburp / “We’ll ALL be like that…” / #blessyourheart / “I’m gonna keep this short…” / #RussellsRecommendations #AvengedSevenfold #NewAlbum #LifeIsButADream (“Weird how?”) / “Let me show you a weird one…” #markthetime / “I couldn’t get it all the way there…” / “G” (#DreamTheater meets #FrankZappa meets #MahavishnuOrchestra) / GAME OVER / “You have to listen to the album…” / #QueensOfTheStoneAge #NewAlbum #QOTSA EMOTION SICKNESS (#allthecokelines) / “Shot down in flames!” #sorta #usethoseheadphones / PAPER MACHETE / #futureepisodeidea #backshadowingASMR #foreshadowingASMR / “Technically, literally, seriously…” #EpisodeTwoHundred #HappyAnniversary #MetalNerderyPodcast #FourthAnniversary #instavag #instadick #FaceGram #email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! (20:39): “For me to go to Atlanta, it’s gotta be #Kreator…” / “The Fourth Nerd…” / Upcoming concerts in the tri-county Atlanta, Georgia area / “Really? You think #Ghost is like #KISS times a thousand?” / “Have you ever seen Tori’s Amos?” / “I feel like we’re stalling for time…” / “That’s a great song to make babies to, even if you’re shooting blanks…” / #turdbabies & #imagery / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #ThePostWithTheMost #PissingPostASMR and a comment regarding the #Painkiller album by #JudasPriest / “Hello there…and goodbye there…”/ #vocalburnASMR #thejourney / “You could really just roll down the window and hang ‘em out the window…” / #propertechnique for handling #cremains / #finalwishes to check all three #boxholes (31:16): #TheDocket (Russell’s favorite #ACDC album) METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS AC/DC’s HIGHWAY TO HELL / #markthetime (“Now he’s holding it…”) #firstgarten / Can you imagine hearing THIS album as your very first ever AC/DC experience EVER!? / #MuttLangeProduction (“Their Master of Black Album? Or The Master of Justice?”) / #analysis #analogies / Released July 27, 1979 / “Powerage was the link between the older albums and Highway to Hell” / #noteven / “You’re bloody well right…” / “H-E-double hockey sticks” / “He’s drunk…” / #prephotoshop / “He looks like a #honeybadger you don’t wanna fuck with…” / #killeropener HIGHWAY TO HELL (“Even the #gangvocals sound better…”) (41:11): “If I’m going left, stop trying to push your ass right…” GIRLS GOT RHYTHM / “I want THAT guy again!” / “He’s like the Aussie Ozzy…” #AussieOzzy #seewhatididthere / #alltheballs WALK ALL OVER YOU (“Take off t
Ep 199#199 JUDAS PRIEST VOL. II: The 80’s
ESummary: Prepare to travel back in time and embrace the dayglo technicolor of the 1980’s, a time when Miami Vice impacted fashion, the PMRC became the best promoters of heavy metal in the world, and JUDAS PRIEST achieved mainstream success and popularity with a shift towards bigger, heavier, more modern metal soundscapes which has become their calling card (with the exception of that one keyboard & synth laden album from ’86 that always seems to draw flak, even from fans). Get ready to “drop the needle” on some quality 80’s metal loaded with “extra junts” while learning the consensus regarding “slimy gray meat sliders” and fix yourself a “PB&KY sandwich” (to go) before you ride off on the dot matrix “printer paper road out into the sunset” while trying to comprehend why the PMRC co-founder’s husband “talks like Paul Stanley” YET does not wear the gloves of shame. Prepare to give “old stretch” a workout before reaching the “Love Zone” (which is right next to the “birth hole”) and JOIN US for JUDAS PRIEST VOL. II: The 80’s. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “And we’re live!” / #liveundead #forwardbackshadowing / “It’s got so many layers…” / #Hatebreed #GhostsOfWar (***Go listen to that now…***) / “It’s time for shots, girls…” / #trulees (“A #whiteclaw with a different title…”) / #Ooohhhh #TheWalMartWhiteclaw / ***WARNING: #listenersidscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Anesthesia / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #twohundredbackshadowing / “Have you ever done a #pickleshot ?” / #bolthbut / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #olanmillsASMR #gritandglory #6666 (“Four’s better than three…”) / “Established in 1870…” / #fivepointzeropercentABV #daydrinking / “These are KING hops!!!” / #AndTheVerdict (“Easy drinking…”) / “Take a case and a big radio…” / “I witnessed this…” / #SAT (“that’s brilliant how you tied that in…”) / “A stack…a pyramid…a mountain…” / #budlightblowoutASMR / “Our major competitor…”) / “They had an episode…very similar to #TheChronicles…” / #theyrepayingattention / “…thirty years ago…” / “#Krystal, yay or nay?” / “There’s a time for it…” / #slimysliders (“It’s the steam…”) / “Something happened during #thepandemic…” / #blessingsandprayers / “It’s a food pill for me…” / “It’s a beginner job…” / #jobopeningsASMR / #BillHicksASMR / #RussellsReflectionsFastFoodFuckeryASMR / #AI #Skynet #AIVideo #TypeONegative HALLOWEEN IN HEAVEN (***Obviously, you’ll have to go WATCH this on #YouTube, because we can’t broadcast visuals via audio without spraying the atmosphere with #LSD***) / “It’s a little terrifying…” / “When’s it gonna be ‘too late’?” / “No politician should be a #multimillionaire” / #termlimitsASMR / #SteelPanther on #AGT/ “Why are they not? If you’ve ‘got talent’…” / “She’s so hot, dude…” / “That’s all I got…” (19:19): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: JUDAST PRIEST, Vol. II: THE 80’S / #literally (“Which year…is the world gonna end?”) / #Y2K or #2KY (“Go get extra #KY”) / A #PB&KYSandwich / “You betchyour #sweetass…” / POINT OF ENTRY (1981) / “All three of ‘em…” / “The 90’s are BACK!” / “The album cover change…why?” / #alternatealbumcover (“Dude, we’re in #SouthAmerica dude…”) / #printerpaper #soundfxnoises (“It looks like a wing, kinda…”) / #dotmatrixprinterpaper #dildoship (“Everything’s a dildo…”) / #homelesscovidaids / “Don’t lick the rail…” / #killeropener HEADING OUT TO THE HIGHWAY & DESERT PLAINS (“Riding on the #printerpaper out into the #sunset…”) (28:23): “Before they broke!?” / The “breaking” of #JudasPriest during the 80’s and the growth of their #popularity / SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE (1983) / #coughbutton #AndrewDiceClayASMR (“He’s the best troll…”) / A bunch of #killeropening bands for Priest on this tour… / It’s their ‘I could never hear that song again and be happy…’ song / “He added extra junts, basically…” / THE HELLION/ELECTRIC EYE (“Skip to the next one…”) / RIDING ON THE WIND / “That’s the only one with #cokelines…” / “That’s worth the price of admission…” / #tigervoice (“That is fucking bullshit!!!”) / SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE #hehahuh (“that’s metal!”) (37:53): “If I buy music, I buy vinyl…” / #physicalmusic #artwork / “I love the whole #Transformers #motif…” / “Unicorn lion with #tanklegs” / #docicorn or #bicorn? / “See? Tank legs…” / DEFENDERS OF THE FAITH (1984) #marketinggenius #thankyouTipperGore #TipperGoreASMR #PMRCASMR (“Masturbating with a magaz
Ep 198#198 Year of Our Riff Lord: 1987
E“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” 1987. That sounds like a very long time ago, but here’s a few events that will provide some perspective. 1987 marked the time of the Black Monday stock market crash, the FDA approval of Prozac, the first sighting of The Simpsons on television, WrestleMania III at the Pontiac Silverdome, and the release of Guns N’ Roses debut album, Appetite For Destruction. Additionally, many of us were deep in the throes of our own budding pubescence (and/or pube-essence) in 1987. 1987 also marked a time when the popularity and intensity of thrash began to grow ever more popular, clawing its way to the top of the mountain as one of the most transformative and powerful subgenres in all of heavy metal. And in 1987, our heavy metal horizons were just beginning to blossom and expand, gradually guiding us towards heavier, faster, and darker metal music than we had ever experienced before. Discover the most perfect example of a “flan” from 1987 and listen to the sexiest backmasking you’ve ever heard in your life (courtesy of the “hi-fidelity ghosts” that haunt Bunkerpoon Manor). It’s time to take out your “squid dentures” and get “razor tight” while learning about our “guilty pleasures”, including the reasons why $18 is (sometimes) too much and there’s no such thing as “free bags” in the less fortunate parts of the planet. Get ready to know our “third favorite ‘South Paw’ guitarist”, come hang out with your wang out and JOIN US in The Bunkerpoon Retro-Lounge as we celebrate The Year of Our Riff Lord: 1987. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Steady bone…” / #donttouchtherail / “It was that…” / “That’s what colds are…” / “I died all 3 times…” / #hifighost / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Ironshield #everythinghesaid #sevenpercentABV #MollyHatchet / “My mouth moves faster than my brain sometimes…” / #goodfoundationbeer / “Technically yes, but…” (06:11): ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #TheVoicemailSegment #DariusASMR ***What are your #guiltypleasures with regard to other genres of music that are not metal? *** / #markthetime #bobbinandnoddin / “Sometimes…when I can’t listen to the screaming anymore…”/ #PinkFloydKaraoke / #RussellsReflections and #WeddingMemories in Jersey / “Where are the bags?”/ #nofreebags / “For ONE pack!?”/ “Witnessing a #viralmoment from #Paramore …” / #Bleachers (not buh-leech-ers) / “I just bored the fuck outta myself…” / #RussellsReflectionsCountryClubEdition #minibeefwellingtons (“Rock the #cashbar…”) / “It’s like a buffet…” / #thepastatable / “We went to the Rocky stairs…” / “It was exhausting…and offputting…and irresponsible.” / “I think I’m done.” (25:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS THE YEAR IN METAL: 1987 / #magicalpieceofpaper / Hearing about all these underground metal bands in 1987 as children…and the profound effect it had on us. / “It could be #bolth” / #Savatage HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING (“It’s like #dungeonmetal”) / ***Go check out the plethora of episodes we’ve covered from 1987!!!*** / #BlackSabbath GLORY RIDE (“Fuzzy but crispy…”) / “This is not evil…” / ETERNAL IDOL (“It sounds like #DioSabbath”) (35:45): #Destruction RELEASE FROM AGONY #squiddentures #1987ThrashMetal / “Razor tight.” / #Metallica THE WAIT (“I wish they would produce EVERY album like this!”) / “Do you send somebody a #HallmarkCard for…#bolth of those things?” / #OzzyOsbourne BELIEVER / “Man, I wore that album OUT in ’87!” / #Pentagram WHEN THE SCREAMS COME & EVIL SEED (“Real American hero…”) / “NOT fucking in the basement…” / #CelticFrost (“Oooh!”) MEXICAN RADIO #allthecokelines INNER SANCTUM (“This…just sounds like #WREKage”) / The ever-elusive search for the Celtic Frost song that can be remembered yet somehow can never found / “That would be terrible…” / #killeropener #softintro #BloodFeast MENACING THUNDER & KILL FOR PLEASURE (Very #TheAccused ish) / “That’s definitely ’87…” (56:05): #GrimReaper ROCK YOU TO HELL / “He’s like my third favorite…” / “This is more hair than happy…” / #UDO ANIMAL HOUSE (“Right into the sclera…”) / #dontdenythepowerof / “It’s fun to learn new things…” / People underestimate the power of influence Metallica has had on the metal purchasing public / #MCTentacleChoice #S
Ep 197#197 BLACK SABBATH SABOTAGE Album Dive
E“You are Number 6…” There’s a t-shirt somewhere that perfectly sums up the philosophy of life, which is as follows: “You can only trust yourself and the first six Black Sabbath albums.” After 4 brutally brilliant albums of heavy metal doom & gloom, and one with a greater focus on more progressive music and experimental soundscapes, BLACK SABBATH finally managed to blend every facet of their sonic sorcery together into a single work that perfectly represents the epitome of their signature sound on their 6th studio record, SABOTAGE. It’s time to “forthcomingly” break out “the good gummies” and find out which creamy condiment is even worse than mayonnaise (“That’s different!”). Prepare to go “Junt Huntin’” for the gals with the “Junt Jorts” and discover what it means “When the Levee Breaks” on a date after embracing your bucket list “a little bit” and JOIN US as we dive into the culmination of every good thing about BLACK SABBATH captured in one place with their 6th record, SABOTAGE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Check out Sabbath on the InterWebs: https://www.blacksabbath.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “We were talking about #shavingballs…” #echo / #synchedup (“If you do that downstairs…you are screwed!”) / #showerscene #psycho #carrieattheprom #heavyflowday / “It’s a bad day…” #elevatorscene #TheShining (“Don’t tell her that…”) / “That’s like a hotdog with ketchup down a hallway…” / “I’ve got no problem…but I’m NOT gonna go downstairs…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode (“You could just pour that over ice and sip it…”) / #TheKrackenBlackRoast #KrakenRum / #perfectsegue (and the delayed introduction) #forthcomingly / “Dude you never hold my hand, man…” / #markallthetimes / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #nationalchampionship #sportswords #footballdawgs #TerrapinBeerCompany #WakeAndBake #Imperial (“We had a late night last night…”) / #CoffeeOatmealImperialStout / #AndTheVerdict #ninepointeightpercentABV (“You got any #flatmaxies handy?”) / “So here’s a question…” / #cultured / “I don’t mean that in a bad way…” / #properdecorum (“Yeah, I was right over there…”) / #overallthongs #buttcheeksqueezer (07:51): “Maybe we’re reaching people…” / “Maybe they’re just big #FastTimes fans…” / “Does it bring you back to THIS show?” / “I think it was Rat’s mistake…” / “Code for when a women gets REALLY…down there.” / #stripclubmetal / Still reeling from the #2023KlashOfTheTitans concert at #TheMasquerade in #AtlantaGeorgia / #recordscratch / “On par with…2016…” / #thefirstshowsince #toptierawesomeness #ItsNormal (“Nobody talks like that in Georgia, dude…”) / #GetToTheChopper #Exactly / “That’s some athletic shit!” / “Next time I’m probably gonna look for the #VIPPackage” / ***THEY’RE STILL ON TOUR: SPIRIT WORLD, DEATH ANGEL, SEPULTURA, AND KREATOR*** / “There’s no WAY!!!” / #bucketlistASMR #alittlebit (15:51): “We know a guy…” / #localwrastlin #smalltown #musicvideoideas #frayedends / #RussellsReflections #Strychnine (the poison) / “Kinda like cuttin’ a fart…” / “I heard a bartender call it #soapoperaformen (regarding #professionalwrestling)” / “I want #MeanGene…” / “Maybe he spells it weird…” / #dangole / the intersection of & relationship with Wrestling & Metal / “A little lady…”/ “You could be the taller man…” / “I didn’t know that was a thing…” #JohnCenaASMR / “The time is now” #entrancetheme #JohnCena / “So he’s Donald Trump?” #patriotism / #thelethaldose (25:24): #TheDocket / “In life, you can only trust yourself and the first six #BlackSabbath albums…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: BLACK SABBATH – SABOTAGE (1975) / “It’s a little less Nazi…” / The old 70’s Sabbath #albumcovers and #artwork (“Projecting their image into the void…”) / Freaky album artwork / “No nudes…as far as I know…” / #foundation / #futureepisodeideas #fuckedupalbumcovers / “C’mon dude, #Thundercat with a thong on?” / Ozzy as Mrs. Roper / “All he’s missing…is the hat.” / #boom / “A little disappointing…” / ***Go read the #TonyIommi and #OzzyOsboure #Autobiographies*** / #DickTaintlerAudiobookASMR / The unspoken etiquette regarding a #bookontape or #audiobook for an #autobiograpies / “A typical opening act…” #makesmesad / #specialguest #KISS / “Can you imagine having to go up AFTER #thehottestbandintheworld every night?” / “I wonder if that later became the Omni…” / #myhonk / “That would be a
Ep 196#196 KLASH OF THE TITANS NORTH AMERICAN TOUR - SpiritWorld, Death Angel, Sepultura, and Kreator
E“It was everything I loved about my teen years…” The 2023 KLASH OF THE TITANS NORTH AMERICAN TOUR (featuring SpiritWorld, Death Angel, Sepultura, and Kreator) which recently graced the stage at The Masquerade in Atlanta, Georgia is easily one of THE most perfect thrash shows we’ve ever experienced. It was “100% bone across the board” and that rating applies to EVERYTHING: the venue, the merch, the bars, the bathrooms, the sound system, the lead-up music, and (without question) the line-up, featuring 3 of the biggest names in thrash to come out of the 80’s that are still kicking copious amounts of buttocks today. It’s time to submerge yourself into complete thrash metal “feroshness” and embrace your “inner caveman” as we reminisce about the “Night of the Doppelgangers” and the reason you “don’t touch the rail”. Prepare to receive guidance regarding your post show meal (because “creamy bad”), discover the identity of “The Atlanta Metal Druid” and JOIN US for the most comprehensive concert review in the metalverse as we pay homage and give thanks to the KLASH OF THE TITANS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Do NOT miss this Tour Check out all the bands on the InterWebs https://www.deathangel.us/ https://www.kreator-terrorzone.de/ https://www.sepultura.com.br/ https://spiritworldprophet.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): Drinking tips (#nocreamy) / #postshowreview / “That’s what it felt like waking up this morning…” / #DeathAngel #Sepultura and #Kreator (#KlashOfTheTitanS concert) / “I thought those PBR’s were getting you a little bit…happy.” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised #MetalNerderyPodcast *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #TheKraken #BlackRoastCoffeeRum / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE #METALNERDERYPODCAST WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO ANESTHESIA!!!*** #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Monster #TheBeastUnleashed (“…but only when it’s hard though…”) #peachflavored #PeachPerfect #sixpointzeropercentABV #TheVerdict (“It’s a peach soda with alcohol in it…”) / #MetalNerderyMaltLiquorCorner / #firstpostcovidconcert / The #NewMasquerade at #UndergroundAtlanta is incredible! / “Feeling like I touched all the homeless COVID AIDS in the stairwell…” / “It doesn’t have the ghost in the walls like the old one did…” / #ExcellentSound (Like standing in front of a ginormous stereo system). / “I think you’re wrong dude…” / #TimHurd #AtlantaMetalDruid (“It’s not an #AtlantaMetalShow unless he’s there…”) (12:21): “It kinda had that feel of being back in high school in the 80’s…going to metal shows” / #DougStanhopeDoppelganger / “Every time they DESTROY!!! (#DeathAngel)” / “Anybody there could have headlined…” / “It wasn’t gold, silver, and bronze…they were ALL gold.” / #hotdogdownahallway / A brief summary of the #Godsmack show from the night before #KlashOfTheTitanS / #SoulsAtZeroASMR #WrathchildAmericaASMR #ASMRASMR / “Ahhhh…I’m with MY people.” / “Please don’t touch me with your armhair…” / Excellent layout of the merch table / #twohats (Looking like #SherlockHolmes) / “Okay, doors open at 6:00 pm, show starts at midnight…” (24:07): #killeropener #Sepultura ISOLATION #cantbeloudenough #markthetime (“My tits aren’t big enough…”) / “For a minute, I thought Roger Waters was on bass…” / #NightOfTheDoppelgangers / Ferociousness or Ferosheness? #StonedFerosheness / Connecting with your inner caveman… / “I’ll give you a good #YelpReview” / Killer lead-up music / “It’s like a massive auto-suck…” / Well worth the money; an incredible value for a stellar lineup of incredible thrash metal (36:29): “Everybody’s energy was through the roof…” / Death Angel absolutely destroyed; they set the bar extremely high. / “Tuck and roll…” / #DeathAngel #killeropener (which was played near the end of the show) HUMANICIDE / “I’m just trying to cut out the middleman…” (41:32): “No way!” / “He was like the Death Angel of Germany…” / #fortyyearsofthrash (“He didn’t look that old…”) / The size of a #handful is completely relative / #djunthands / “#PigglyWiggly is awesome!” / “That aura…” #evilocity / “We’ve gotta make it like a once a quarter thing…” / #Kreator SATAN IS REAL (“Those riffs are sick as fuck!”) / “I’m gonna give it…100% bone.” / The new way of designing concert venues / The entire concert experience, including the merch table and the bar and the sound was outstanding at #TheMasquerade #Heaven / #ABCDEFuckOff (55:25): “You thought wrong, man…” / Upcoming tour dates for #KlashOfTheTitanS / Parting advice regarding “one more round”
Ep 195#195 MESHUGGAH - Inside The Metal
E“They’ve got HUGE djunts!” MESHUGGAH, the Nordic Godfathers of Djent (“Djunt”) hailing from Umea, Sweden, sound like the logical evolution of extreme metal to emerge out of the early 90’s thrash scene. Tempered with their own surgically precise, ferociously complex, polyrhythmic brand of math metal genius, MESHUGGAH have carved out their own unique place in metal by blending their unmistakable signature style with all the best elements of thrash metal, death metal, and extremely technical, progressive, groove metal into a potent new subgenre known simply as “djent” (or “djunt” as it is lovingly known in the Bunkerpoon). Get ready to enjoy “a perfect pour” and more “djunts” than you can shake a stick at as we decipher some “mind-blowing” misheard lyrics from the King of Pop while enjoying some al fresco dining at “The Front Door Café”. Prepare to experience the most horrifically ironic yet comedically perfect timing in history (because “you can’t like everything”) and understand that there are some albums where “you just don’t skip” a track. JOIN US as we plunge deep INSIDE THE METAL to better understand why Count von Count is the world’s biggest superfan of the 3-plus decades of brutally progressive djent genius known as MESHUGGAH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): Upcoming #blockbustermovies / #Nefarious and #EvilDead (“There’s no #treerape?”) / #EvilDeadRise (The ONLY thing good about California… #pissingpost) / “I always at least pay for it once…” / ***Have you ever gone to a movie by yourself? *** / #fingerbangASMR (“In your teens?”) / “Order the #bigplate” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SeisDeMayo / “I’m not scared, I’m just not a fan…”) / #getthatbottlegoing / #Djunt (the appropriate spelling) / #markthetime (“Would you just look at it?”) / #aperfectpour ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** (05:55): ***WELCOME BACK EVERYONE TO THE ADVENTURES OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #postsmoregasmsippy / Some reviews of previous episodes… ***THANK YOU for your feedback!!! Please continue to LEAVE US A REVIEW AND/OR A RATING AND/OR SOME EMAILS AT [email protected] or ON THE SOCIALS at #metalnerderypodcast on #bacefook and #instavag #facegram / “You can’t have a #NewZealand without an #OldZealand” (#OldYork and #OldJersey) / “Yeah?” / “Oy mate, yeah?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (#screamfromtheballs #InsaniaWine #noir #gris) #buttonrub / #sportswordsASMR #CreatureComforts #Tropicalia #sixpointeightABV (“And the verdict…”) / #newcarpetsmellASMR (“Might be a bit depressed, yeah?”) / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #TheVoiceMailSegment #VoicemailASMR #ThePost #Djentlemen #misheardlyrics (Wait, was that #Thundercheeks or #Thunderchief?) / “We’ve done a lot…” / #duringthedaytimeonWKLS96Rock / #MisheardMichaelJacksonASMR / #futureepisodeidea #misheardlyricsASMR / “He’s #TheBossOfNoOne” (I don’t know WHY he’s “The Boss”) / #everythingsucks / “WHY does it suck?” / “It’s a good feeling…” / How could you shit on your favorite album? / “If I don’t have access to the button…it’s fine.” / “Nope.” / “Two to the #motherfuckingshea” / #VejaDu vs #DejaVu (20:35): A message from #PhelixxLake / #solometalcore (“Intense and emotional…”) / “#SouthAfrica is okay right?” / #weapologize / DEVASTATING OUTCOMES (#horribletimingASMR) / “I’m gonna compare…” / We got a #drawing (#SlayerMontageArt) / “It’s just the way I see it…” / “They’re at least a little bit ahead of Georgia…” #legalweed / #palettecleanserASMR #Slayer REBORN (#HellAwaitsVibes) / “I don’t hate it…however…” / #snotmyfavorite / “I prefer the #frontdoorcafe” / WE JUST PLAYED YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “You can’t like everything…” / #genre and/or #jeanwree (which is how South Africa pronounces genre…at least, we think) / “And he’s got a boat…” / #FostersOilCan plus #PBRTallBoy #downthere / “It’s WIDE…you might get stopped!” (29:35): Not really a departure, but definitely something different… / #TheDocket MESHUGGAH INSIDE THE METAL!!! / “#Djent should be respelled #Djunt” / #newbandname #DjuntCunts (“that would be a great band name.”) / “I thought you dudes would dig some of their riffs…” / “They’re from #Sweden…” / Seven and Eight String guitars / #djuntballs (by #Meshuggah) / #customamplification (33:28): Contradictions Collapse (1991) / “Hold on…did I fuck up?” / #killeropener #thefirstnewalbum PARALYZING IGNORANCE (“That’s thrash!”) / “You can tell #Metallica
Ep 194#194 JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH - Vol. III
E“Everything’s LITERALLY ‘literally’…” It’s time to blow out the lines again, which means anything goes! And by “anything” we LITERALLY mean anything, including possibly the worst Aussie accent ever attempted. For the record, we humbly apologize (in advance) to our Australian and/or New Zealand listeners (and/or bolth) as well as the good people of “Old Zealand” where the accent (and climate) is completely different AND gum chewing is something of an obsession. It’s time to get in your “Trans Am vans” & gear up for some “mutant recipes”, including a field trip down to The Main Stage (located directly adjacent to The Rib Lounge down on COTLOD Blvd) where we’ll check out some “old school strippers who love old school metal” and test drive their new “Flapmonster” French Dip lunch special while pondering the manifestation of impromptu, HOA hostile, deathcore concerts (complete with a “juntload of junts”) along with “the perfect soundtrack” for our upcoming “Ayahuasca Chronicles” series and a ton of other titillating topics. JOIN US from the Bunkerpoon Industrial Complex for the triple threat of JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH, Vol. III. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #therestheclap / #greatbrandingstrategy / #theunscrewingASMR / #TransAms #Firebirds #Phoenix (“Risin’ up…”) / “Just say ‘Trans Am’…” / #transams and #transaints #clinky #yayuhh / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Smoregasm #RebelStoke / “Did you do the Cinco de Stinko?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING ATCHA FROM THE BUNKERPOON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #sportswords #AthensGa #CreatureComforts #Bibo #daydrinkingpilsner #pilsnerbeer #pilsnerASMR (“Yeah it does…”) / “Tastes like a beer…” / Someone #screwedthepooch (“They can’t give it away now…”) / #blackedout / #idratherdrinknaturallight #ReelectionFundASMR (***See, #TransAm… ties it all together…***) / #icebeers (Remember #homebrews and making your own beer at home back in the #90s?) / Does #menuthickness matter? / “Fried chicken encrusted lasagna…or lasagna stuffed fried chicken?” / #foodpornASMR #mutantrecipes (Would you NOT eat THAT!?) / “I don’t like my food touchin’… (08:27): #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182*** / #djentlemenASMR #itsthepost #pissingpost #mytwocents (“Thank you for that…”) / #metalupyourass #fuckthosefuckingfuckersASMR / “He knows about the flans and the junts…” / “They were doin the duhn…” #MikeJudgeASMR (“I forgot about the #wahwah”) / #futureepisodeideas / “Junts and flans…” / #thejingle #jingleASMR #wellplayyourshittah ***WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!*** / #emailsegment #downunder #itsanaussiething (Is that a good accent? Would it fit in? j/k…but if you’d like to give us feedback, either email or voicemail us with your feedback) / #tripsix #tressix #MortalSin THE CURSE #instrumentalopener (#soundslike1987) / #introtrack WOMEN IN LEATHER (SIDEBAR: let’s be real; that’s 1980’s as fuck!!! )/ “We can’t compare it to anything…” / #niceharmonization / Reflecting back on #CirithUngol (***What do y’all think or know about them? Lettuce no at [email protected]***) / #OldZealand (17:03): #literallynotseriously / #everythingisliterally / “We DO have another #voicemail…” / #thedarius #NWOOSTMSuggestibilityASMR / “Do a #stripclubepisode…” / “Downtown and having a very nice lunch…” / #lunchspecials #roastbeefsandwich #crabs #mainstage / #theflapmonster #horseradishsauce / “And there’s that…” / Addictions can be tricky…and incredibly enjoyable. / “Circulation…for your boner…” #bonercirculation / “You don’t wanna do that with Viagra…” / #literally (“You don’t…”) / “What happened…?” / #rentals #renttoown (“That’s a whole other conversation…”) (22:18): The insane #Extreme #NunoBettencourt #guitarsolo #shredwizardryASMR from RISE / “that’s the first time…” / #nomushroomseither (“You shouldn’t have said anything…”) / The #metalnerderyconspiracytheoryASMR regarding #hairmetal and #guitarheroes / “they’re responsible for the design of #hairmetalbands…” / NOTE: Russell, the words you are looking for are “incredible fingering” 😊 / #thespeedofhislefthand / “It’s not my dominant hand. (26:33): “I think we’re blowing out the lines this morning…” #justtalkinshittah / #TheDocket JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH VOL. III / RussellsReflectionsIntroASMR #GraveBirth (great version of #RussellsReflections) #deathcore / “Wait, they’re cats
Ep 193#193 INSIDE THE METAL - SYSTEM OF A DOWN
ESYSTEM OF A DOWN, the Glendale, California quartet who dominated the “Alt + Nu” metal landscape from 1998 to 2005 before going on hiatus, are one of the most uniquely incomparable & original bands of the early 2000s. To paraphrase Winston Churchill, S.O.A.D. are the heavy metal equivalent of “a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma”, a musical force beyond classification or genre. The only thing that is absolutely certain about SYSTEM OF A DOWN is that no other band in metal sounds anything like them. Get ready to “get spit roasted” and prepare to “transmute all the evil into good” with our new “signature cologne” that’s pending promotion on proctology podcasts everywhere. It’s time to roll those R’s and be ready to receive “the whistle finger” to avoid getting proctologized before your time and JOIN US as we embrace the Armenian masters of heavy metal ASMR and go deep INSIDE THE METAL with SYSTEM OF A DOWN. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #noteven / “What if they made a #breathspray …?” / #GTFOOH / #cuntyrevenuestreams #breathalyzerASMR / “It’s a lot cheaper…” / “Down the street from #TheBunkerpoon…” / #clinky / #andbegin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Might have to stop on the way home…” / #flatmaxi / “A #sidecast for when we get older…” / #theoldguymetalpodcast “I used to remember…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Has that one got some bite to it?” / #newcologne / “It’s called, “Inside the butthole…” / #proctologypodcast / “Oh, the finger!?” / “Alright, hold still…” / “Even better…” / #colonoscopyASMR (No more #buttfingerers) / “They check your blood, so…” / “My current doctor was suspicious…” #DrCockfingers #medicalrape (“I call it a ‘win-win’”) #insertwhistlenoisehereASMR / “I wonder how big the #colonoscopycam is?” #doublepenetration” / #LMMFAO (“This hasn’t happened since college…”) / “You’re not making medical decisions for me…” / #speakingofgamble (07:50): #killeralbumcover #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Shiner #onmicburpASMR #ShinerTexas #ShinerTX #BrujasBrew #CowboyWitch #FrickingEyeballLaserbeamsASMR / “A little beyond…” / #buttonrub (“that’s a loud crack…”) #AndTheVerdict / “It’s clean…’don’t compare it to anything…’ #bidetASMR / “Can you fit?” #themouthpiece #toobig / “that’s a #kickassalbumcover…” #TexHex #Brujaswitchesbrew #TexHexBrujasBrew / #icalledinsick / “Well, last night was 420…” / #seriously / “I slept til almost noon…” / #vacationASMR #crispy #thenumberonething #sunscreen #fuckface #newHAARPinterns #cloudycrispy #markthetime / “It was a nice day on the beach…and it was #overcast…” #spitroasted (13:36): ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! #TheVoiceMailSegment #BestReviewEver #IncomingShittah #Yeah #Arkansas #Arkansass / “Are come…” / “It’s AWESOME…!!!” / #antifuckbagASMR / “Hold on, YOU can’t compare…” / “Thank you, #fuckbag!” / #exhausting #offputting #irresponsible (“We transmute all the evil into good…”) / ***#FORBIDDENREBORN*** / #Forbidden2023 / “It was fucking spot on…” (18:10): ***What do y’all think: #NewMetallica #72Seasons #72SeasonsASMR *** / Reflecting on #Metallica and their recordings over the last 2 decades… / “It’s a #junjunjun…” #juntsareformetal / “You can’t have all the shits and no giggles…” / #gumendorsements / #Metallica YOU MUST BURN (Definitely Metallica’s #BlackSabbathMoment… and also #SadButTruePartTwo moment… #kindacreepy) #guitarsolomania / “Alright, while we’re here…” / SHADOWS FOLLOW (You’ve definitely GOT to check out the #musicvideo for this tune…#wicked … definitely vibes and sounds of #Yore…) #JusticeVibes #oldschool (“There’s a ton of riffs…”) / “So…you’re comparing the two…?” / “Is this an #albumdive?” / #waitwhat (“When HE touched it…”) (26:34): “They finally talked about it 8 hours in…” / “Here it is…” / #favoritealbum / #fleetwoodmac #tangentionalality / “Two million dollars…” / #intricateschematic #fabledhistory #frickin / “If you’ve got the money…” / #Greeny #mojobabyyeah #mojoASMR (“I get it…”) / #TheDocket (But first…) #WellPLayYourShittah (“that was Russ, all the way…”) #bringbackthetits #startrektits #glittertits #ShallowTruths NOT BROKEN #proggy #progressivemetal #progmetalcore / #MotleyCrueDramaASMR #conspiracytheoryASMR #backingtracksASMR (“You can’t substitute… #adrenaline”) / #allegedly (“It’s ‘true’ but you can’t SAY ‘it’s true’”) / #MotleyCrueKaraokeASMR #lipsynching (37:19): “#SOAD is on #TheDocket” #SystemOfADo
Ep 192#192 AC/DC POWERAGE Album Dive
EAC/DC’s 1978 banger, POWERAGE (pronounced like voltage, amperage, and sausage; NOT like volt-AGE, amper-AGE, or saus-AGE) is undoubtedly one of “the most 1978 sounding” albums that has ever been released in rock and metal. And after giving it a listen, you’ll undoubtedly agree. It’s the first album to feature Cliff Williams on bass, the first album to not have a title track and (perhaps most importantly) it’s the favorite AC/DC album of both Keith Richards and Edward Van Halen. Relative to the rest of their catalog, POWERAGE is quite simply an album beyond comparison. Prepare to plug in “all three inputs” and remember that “you gotta bro up before you glow up” when talking to your “uncle cousin” (even if he “identifies as a noun”). Behold the advancements in “alien technology”, accept the “invitation” of embracing the uniqueness of the moment and JOIN US for the incomparable 1978-ness of AC/DC’s POWERAGE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT AC/DC ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.acdc.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): A new flan-nah and jun-jun that’s an exception… (“It starts with #flannaah) / #flunjun #combomeal / “It’s like #combofajitas dude…” / killer #albumcovers / A little clinky… / #theunscrewing #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #RevelStoke #Smoregasm (“If I lick your knee, you’re gonna know it…”) / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / “That is trouble in a bottle…” / Butterscotch vs graham cracker flavor… #sugarequalshangover #Smoregasm (Toasted S’Mores Flavored Whiskey) / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST with all the motherfucking anesthesia…*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #episode192 #athensgeorgia #sportswords #nationalchampions #AkademiaBrewingCompany #BornToFall (NOTE: they’re a #southerndeathmetaltrio from right here in #Georgia! #GeorgiaDeathMetal) #ColdIPA #badassalbumcover (“That’s some weird #bondage shit…”) / “In collaboration with #GuillotineAD #BornToFall “(***SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 to be played on a future episode!!!***) / “New carpet smell…” / (Definitely serve them super cold). #ColdIPA (vs the regular #IPA) (07:44): #whateverthefuckyouare (hahahaha: whatever the fuck you are…I’m sure it’s a noun). / There’s a lot of bands that do beer (fucking A, we should do a Metal Nerdery Podcast beer…) / #voicemailbox / #TheVoiceMailSegment / “A call from someone who claims to #identify as a lady…” / #allthreeinputs / “How are his tits?” / #astrongacup (“they’re like good “A”s”) / “That’s what I’m talking about… / “You’ve gotta bro up before you glow up, bruh…” / “We’ve got one more…” #youpeopleareablessing #thatsmyname (“Laughing tits off is good…”) / #abitofachallenge to #liveinthemoment (it’s called #genre)…basically make every new experience it’s own unique experience without going straight to a comparison (A well understood and eloquently stated perspective; #thankyouforthat)…the default is the comparison; that’s just how we are, but that is also a good perspective to carry forward with new metal as there is a shit tonne of it everywhere. / “Personally, I think that might have been Elon…”/ #Trip6 #Revelation1318 #LastTestamentLastBook (“Yeah?”) / “We’ve got all kinds of shittah…” / #macrodong (12:53): WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #MonaBorland ROCK & ROLL RANDY SAVAGE (#oooohyeeeeuhhhh) / “It’s gotta be a meme…” / “They were strong A’s, man…” / (Not AT ALL what we thought it would be) / Not to beat the whole comparison thing into the floor, but if I had to pick a guitar sound I’d say more Mesa than Marshall…maybe Rectifiers…that tone effectively dominated the 90’s and 2000’s… / “But guess what…?” / “It has notes of oak and butthole…” / #terminalbuttholecancer #beststonermetalbandnameever / They do NOT sound like the same band… BLOOD (Thanks Dylan!) / “What am I gonna say?” / “For this episode, you’re cutoff, buddy…” (18:34): #TheDocket / Rapidly rocketing toward’s Russell’s favorite #ACDC album, but first: AC/DC’S 1978 RELEASE POWERAGE!!! / Proper pronunciation / An interview with #EVH about most influential albums (NOTE: The interview includes remarks about most influential riffs. I found a very short summary of that interview where it’s mentioned…and he says it as Powerage vs Power-AGE) / #epiconmicburp #onmicburpASMR / #TheTracking / ***How’d you like to be at a show where Black Sabbath is headlining and AC/DC is opening!?*** / “Whenever #timetravel becomes possible, we’re going to see concerts in the 70’s” / “It sounds like 1978…” #u
Ep 191#191 Stoner Metal Vol. VI - 420 SUPER SPECIAL
EFor anyone out there who identifies as a “cannabis person” on any level, even if that means just being a fan of STONER METAL, then we cordially invite you to our 420 SUPER SPECIAL to partake of a small sampling of the myriad of stoner metal strains which are available to you. There’s some 70’s style stoner metal, some actual 1970’s stoner metal, some stoner metal that’s tuned down so low the strings are “flappin in the breeze”, and there’s even what some might refer to as stoner thrash metal. Basically, there are as many stoner metal bands and stoner metal subgenres as there are cannabis dispensaries, strains, and methods of consumption (at least in the states and places where legal access has already been “greenlit”). Get yourself a generous sniff of the bag, prepare to load up and blaze up some “loudness” via your preferred “relaxer delivery method” of choice to be passed around to “Indica Man, Sativa Boy & Captain Hybrid”, remember the rules regarding proper rotation etiquette while in the smokers’ circle and JOIN US on this, our 6th installment of the Marc Potterson Chronicles and a very special 420 SUPER SPECIAL. Get ready for STONER METAL, VOL. VI. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Hooked dicks?” / #icelanddickchickASMR / “Icelandish?” / “Fucking a baby into somebody…” / “Weed alcohol?” / #markthetime #crispyunscrewing #thenewcocaine #sugar #inthelastepisode / “I used to think life was so simple…” / #mouthguitar (“Quick one, before we clinky…”) / “You’re wrong…” (#waitwhat?) / #theflannahs and the #juntjunts / #DetroitRockCityASMR #cannotdenyit / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / “It’s different when it’s cold…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #skrewballpeanutbutterwhisky / #PBandJShots #brilliant / “#RumChada is fucking delicious, dude…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST, 420 EDITION!!!*** #getstoned #420friendlyASMR / #cannabisfriendly #indicaASMR #sativaASMR #johnwickASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #hypercolorASMR #thefourtwentysuperspecial #the420superspecial #420ASMR / #TrimTabBrewing #MovieSnacks ***As read by #MarcPotterson…*** “A brewery of few words…” / #Nawhhh / “Oh boy howdy…that’s not too bad…” / #understatedtwang #sevenpointtwopercent #jusetpastdaydrinking (“I’m sour, #motherfucker!”) #fistingmotion #cheers / “that’s weird…that might be alright…” / “Candy shop rotational?” / #dontdenythepowerof #douchebags and #satanicdoucebags / #goodfriday was definitely not / ***LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #bigbandjingle #jingleASMR (“Fuck yeah I’m gonna do it!!!”) / #metalnerderytriplicate (“It’s a new variant…) / #fourtwentyspectacularASMR #cockadoodledamnASMR #dariusnerderyASMR (“All the women avoided my #eyecontact…”) / #hotranch #familyreunionranch #raunch in #Fraunch #pubicfraunch / “Bill, you do it…” (12:34): “K…Q…K.Q.K…Q…”/ The #downsidesofCalifornia / #powertrip #crispypants (I’m all for having a show called “Powertrip”, but understand, if you name a festival “Metallica” and #Metallica is not playing, there is gonna be some #backlash and confusion.) #Powertrip #PowertripFestival gave some of us thoughts of #PowertripBand (a little misleading) #Powertrip fans are still looking toward the future…that’s just a tad deceptive / #GavinNewsomKommieASMR (“For $20 grand I’d better be able to shit by myself…”) / #theyrelisteningtous #noteven #MetalNerderyConspiracyTheoryASMR / Vacation or rock show? / #fuckyougavinnewsomASMR / “Whatever happened to #TheTerminator?” / “Oooooh the #plague…” / #ilovethehelmet / #backtracking / #sammyhagarASMR /#theredrocker #RedSammyHagar “What color do you think of when you hear #SammyHagar?” / #audiobookASMR / “And then I hear myself…” #poormansRonWhite / #twanglification #backtoSammyHagar #IFillIt #FlanNahNah / #supernonsenselevel / “If you’re listening to an #audiobook are you still “technically” #reading?”) / That’s #HPLoveCraft #horrorauthor “Reading with your ears instead of your eyeballs…” / #SammyHagarRead #SammyHagarRed #SammyHagarMiscASMR / “Ohhh yeah…#holyshit…” / “You sound just like him…” / #AceFrehleyASMR #WarPigsAlertASMR ****Allegedly…I’m sorry…what the FUCK was THAT!?!?*** / #movingon / “Let’s just make shit up…#incredibleratingsdude” #flanahnah #chunchunchuns / “Here’s $20 grand through email…” / #culturevsrace / “Those people are racist…” / “I do it, and it’s like nothing…” (23:57): “I know this is our #fourtwentysuperspecial #420superspecial…”I get a little worrie
Ep 190#190 METALLICA KILL’EM ALL Album Dive
EJuly 25, 1983: the day that changed heavy metal forever. There are certain turning points in heavy metal that simply cannot be denied. KILL ‘EM ALL, the debut album from the mighty METALLICA, is without question the first shot fired in the sonic revolution of heavy metal that would ultimately come to be known as the point of origin for thrash metal. Heavier, faster, and more aggressive than anything else at the time, the release of KILL ‘EM ALL completely changed the game. It's time to prepare for a zoom call with “Zulu and Zuul” to better understand the subtle nuances between the “junt-junts” and the “flan-nahs”, find out which Metallica song was the first to have keyboards and acoustic guitars, always remember that “junts are for metal” and JOIN US as we discuss the debut album that did for thrash metal what Black Sabbath’s debut album did for heavy metal: it’s a 40th anniversary dive into METALLICA’s KILL ‘EM ALL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT METALLICA ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.metallica.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Technically…if you think about it…” #YouTube / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #jagermeistercoldbrew / “I think you’re supposed to shake it a little bit…” / “Can you guys dial in some snow for like mid-July?” / “Did you know you can identify as anything you want?” / #litterboxASMR / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Lookin’…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AkademiaBrewing #reachingout (“You hook ‘em right under the balls and pull ‘em toward you…”) / #Hopbrodisiac / “It smells like #newcarpet…” / “Who the fuck still drinks #budlight?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #IcelandDickChick (“We’ll find out after we get the letter…”) and some new #MetalNerderyFans / “As long as they don’t call me Rusty…” (11:19): “Do we have any #voicemail?” / Old school 1987 #thrashconcertticket #myfirstconcert / ***LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AND GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #TheVoiceMailSegment (And a call from Paul from #TheGreatWhiteNorth) #PeterPanSpeedrock (“They’re from #Dutch”) BEER FOR BREAKFAST / “Go getcha some #poutine eh” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! (Part II: Russell’s pick): #KimDracula SEVENTY THORNS (Featuring Jonathan Davis) / “Left turn after left turn…”/ “Musically, it’s like an #acidtrip… with #multiplegenres” (20:20): “Let’s go back to 1983…” / “That’s what always made #Penthouse better…” / #TheDocket METALLICA’S DEBUT ALBUM: KILL ‘EM ALL!!! / “I wonder who’s blood that is on the hammer?” / “It’s supposed to be a #poser picking his nose…” / Since #72Seasons is right around the corner, we decided to go #backtothefront of the mighty #Metallica catalog and celebrate the 40th anniversary of the release of #KillEmAll / Looking back to when we first heard and/or bought Kill ‘Em All / The impact of Kill ‘Em All on the future of metal / #Franish (and/or #Spench) / July 25, 1983 / “Dude, the 80’s was like 20 years ago…”/ #KillEmAllTurnsForty and a reference to #MurderInTheFrontRow / “Did y’all know the place they recorded this was haunted?” / “Wait a minute: was HE singing or was it his teeth?” (31:13): #killeropener HIT THE LIGHTS / Kirk’s guitar solos back in the day / $15,000 / “Zulu…or Zeul?”/ “That’s faith…and the recognition of true talent” / Sophistication / #MetalUpYourAss and the original #debutalbumtitle / #FuckThePMRC / THE FOUR HORSEMEN (“Probably their most progressive song on this one…”) / Listen to that crunch… (“Still gives me a boner to this day…”) / Cool doubletracked guitar solos during the #LynyrdSkynyrd part (very #Iommic sounding) #wristaction #markthetime (44:33): MOTORBREATH / Did Cliff actually use a pick on this song? #strongfingers / “This feels amazing…I’ll bet it’s gonna be expensive…” / #liquidhotmagma / JUMP IN THE FIRE / “I heard food in that one…” / “The #potatobomb gave me a #potatobone” / #onetakewonder #basssolotakeone (ANASTHESIA) - PULLING TEETH #HailCliffBurton / #gumendorsements / “The first Metallica song I ever heard in my life…” / WHIPLASH #killerclosersideone (58:55): “Condoms prevent minivans…” / #killeropenersidetwo #keyboardsASMR PHANTOM LORD (“That sounds more punk than thrash…”) / How about that creepy middle section? / #horribleKirkHammettImpression / Flan-na-na-na-na-na-na-na / NO REMORSE / “Question for the guitar boys…” / Production tweaks to give the illusion of multiple amps / “It’s the You Shook Me All Night Long of Kill ‘Em All…” / “The Creeping De
Ep 189#189 Building the Perfect LOAD - METALLICA
EAfter touring a crapload for The Black Album and effectively unloading their classic thrash sound from the 80’s, METALLICA released LOAD in June of 1996 and RELOAD in November of 1997 (same sessions, different loads). The original intent was for “The Loads” to be released as a double album (aka “One Massive Load”), but since there was concern that so much new material released at once might be “too much to swallow”, potentially overloading fans, LOAD & RELOAD were released separately as two distinct loads, united as one. While there are lingering hints of The Black Album era across both of “The Loads”, these 2 records sound like absolutely nothing else in the band’s entire catalog. Loaded up with various sonic experimentations, including 70’s classic rock, country, and even some slight stoner metal style riffs, “The Loads” are definitely a different flavor and texture for that little old thrash band from the Bay Area. Get your relaxers ready because it’s time to “get swole” and find out which STD might help boost your self-esteem. Time to find yourself a nice “Icelandic chick”, take a load off, prepare to experience a very different version of METALLICA and JOIN US as we engage in the arduous task of BUILDING THE PERFECT LOAD. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “That dude is a dude…” / #noteven #buildingtheperfect #evillaughter / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / “I’d like to exercise my #vetopower…” / “We could get crazy…” / #yay / “There’s not a recipe for greatness…” / #peachandlemon / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #introjingle / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***What should we do for episode 200?*** #burpmontageASMR / ***Leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182 or send us an email at [email protected] *** / “You know they cut him out of the show?” / More pops… / #WickedWeedBrewing #DrDankPineappleDream #sixpointsevenpercentABV (IPA with pineapple…) / “It smells like pot…” / “It was a weed waft…” / “Which way do you want it?” (13:11): If you’d like to leave us a voicemail you can give us a call at 980-666-8182!!! #TheVoicemailSegment / A message from Ken regarding #Bjork (check out our #MegaforceRecords episode / “We’re talking about the Iceland dick chick, right?” #dickchick / “They’re like in the taint…” / “It’s the #gofish of segments…” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR and talk of #metalfestivals / #Hellfest #sidemetalband / “Look at all the headliners!!!” / The difference between festival shows as a young person vs as an older person / “Why do you think that is?” / #goodforyou / #Download vs #WackenOpenAir (28:39): #WellPlayYourShittah #Butcher METALLSTROM/FACE THE BUTCHER / “You know that song that goes…?” / #flanahnah / #TheDocket BUILDING THE PERFECT LOAD (It’s time to do the Loads) / Not 6 months…more like 18 months… / The difference in #TheLoads relative to what was happening in music at the time / “What do we do now without repeating ourselves?” / “I play backup guitar with #CoalChamber…” / Relative? Or Relevant? / “It loosened the loads…” (40:19): Right out of the gate… / “It sounded like #stonermetal to me…” / 2X4 #ZZTopDoomASMR #HappySabbath / THE HOUSE JACK BUILT (“He doesn’t like any of it…that’s why we’re doing it.”) / THE MEMORY REMAINS (That riff is stoner metal…) DEVIL’S DANCE (Sabbath, doomy kinda vibe…) / “It’s a different band…” / The track listing thus far… (50:55): “Play a little bit of #bolth…” / UNTIL IT SLEEPS (Remember, this was the first new #Metallica anyone had heard since #TheBlackAlbum) / “This should be the opener…” KING NOTHING (“Unlike #AndJusticeForAll there’s some bass right there…”) / “This sounds like Black Album all day…” / “Cum and or blood…” / #MooYeah / BLEEDING ME (Very old school, #classicrock 70’s vibes…) / “That’s when I fuck up my vowels…” / THE UNFORGIVEN II (“It’s a country song…it’s got twang…”) (1:03:17): The “filler” tunes… / “They played that on 96 Rock…” / SLITHER (Weeland? Or Weiland?) “Yeah, this is NOT Metallica…” (It’s almost #ACDC) / CURE (“I don’t feel very good…”) / ***Stay tuned for our upcoming #KISS #DeathMatch*** / POOR TWISTED ME (kinda stoner) “I think they would have been better off making a stoner album” (1:10:50): “To be fair…” / WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE / The evolution & changing of a band’s sound (sometimes you’ll grow into something that people don’t like…) / The lifecycle & peak of an artist / An evening with…and touring the eve
Ep 188#188 Iron Maiden POWERSLAVE Album Dive
EIRON MAIDEN’s 3rd release with Bruce Dickinson (and 5th release overall), POWERSLAVE, might very well have been the most progressive heavy metal album of 1984. In fact, it is easily the most progressive metal album of the early Dickinson era, with ½ the songs from this album being included on their 1985 “World Slavery Tour” concert souvenir, Live After Death. It's time to find “the emergency lane before the off ramp” and discover which “really weird question” might be “good for you!” and prompt you to stop yelling at “mumble rapping 10-year-olds” while playing Call of Duty. Always remember to get your tattoos at a place where they play metal to avoid a “paisley sleeve”, behold the “paranormal footage” we captured in the Bunkerpoon, leave us some 5-star ratings & glowing reviews, find out how best to ruffle the feathers of your high school English Lit teacher and JOIN US for a dive into one of the finest hours of 80’s metal as we take on POWERSLAVE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Check out Maiden on the InterWebs: https://www.ironmaiden.com/ and Cryptic Witch: https://crypticwitch.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #nowitsofficial / “I’ve been doing a lot of thinking…” / #blackalbumreference #hahaha #bonjoviASMR #hotgirlsOMGASMR #hotgirlcheerleadersASMR #preppyOMGASMR #slipperywhenwet / “Most girls weren’t #heavymetalgirls…” / #cheers #lettucedoit / ***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / ***WELCOME BACK everyone to the Metal Nerdery Podcast!!!*** #jagercoldbrew #jagermeisterASMR / #buttonrub / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #gatecitybrewing (“Playing #callofduty and yelling at 10 year olds…”) / “Did you get a pic of this…Will?” / “Not a fancy #albumcover…” / #fivepointtwopercentABV #daydrinkingbeer #theverdict #distinctive #yunglung/ “Oh yeah…how much did you like it last night?” / #akabobert #akawill #akataintler / “Did you have some reflections?” / #modernwarfaretwo / “It sounds relaxing…” / “How the fuck is #mumblerap popular?” / #yeah / #shootingnoises “If you get really lucky, you get #bolth…” / #likeminded / “They could afford the #Playstation, they could afford the procedure…” / “Ten year olds…” / #seriously / “Five year olds and mumble rappers…” / The obvious question… #soloplay #nailedit / “Maybe it’s gonna turn into a button…” / #naileditforsure / “It’s more rewarding…” / #campaignmode (“It’s one of my #addictions”) / #supportgroupASMR / “You stay for the #kidyelling…” / #greaticing / “I feel like that’s the whole reason you do it…” / “The best icing ever…” (11:52): “I’m gonna do the fucking jingle for #bolth…” #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182*** #thereturnofthepost #gentlemen #listenerfeedback #excellentpromotionalness (“That’s so awesome…”) / “I’m not getting a #tattoo there…” / “What if they play a mix…?” / #paisleytattoos / “We do have some #shittah…” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “This is an #albumsubmission…” / #psychedelicdoommetal #CrypticWitch (It sounds exciting…) / #powerthreesome / WHITE HORSE (Killer artwork…) #fuzzybass #DoomyZeppelin / CRYPTIC WITCH #awwwmannn (“I already likey…”) / “There’s a little bit…but not a lot…” / #killerartwork / “Your artist is a genius…” / SUMMONING (“this is black light…shag carpet…wood paneling…lava lamp…”) / #veggie / Got an email…and some #DariusASMR #futureepisodeidea #fivestars #fiveinches #JoesASMR #blessing / #tobefair / “You just pick it right up…” #thankyou / ***LEAVE US A RATING AND/OR A REVIEW AND/OR BOLTH ON WHATEVER #podcastapp YOU USE!!!*** / #algorithmASMR #fiveinchesrating #fourpackoftennisballsASMR (24:42): ***If you’re NEW here…please note the #outroreel at #theveryveryend which is #thebestpartoftheshow*** / #bolthbolthbolthbolthbut / “I’m not saying there’s a connection…” / “The emergency lane before the offramp…” / #myfavoriteaussie (“Let’s be real…a little bit of bolth…”) / #younailedit / #TheDocket IRON MAIDEN’S 1984 MASTERPIECE: POWERSLAVE!!! / (See also #LIveAfterDeath #IronMaiden #WorldSlaveryTour) / “The same bucket…” / The orientation of Live After Death relative to Powerslave and the comparison of a #studioalbum vs a #liveconcertalbum / “What would a #turntablewalkman look like?” / “I remember…it was thick…” / #tallboyfostersoilcan / The various #hieroglyphics buried in the #albumartwork (which is fucking superb!). HAIL to #DerekRiggs for the #albumcover!!! / #hieroglyphiceastereggs / September 3, 1984 / “Did anyone take #IronMaiden to school for #educationalp
Ep 187#187 SLAYER Covers
E“If you let it go long enough, it’ll get there eventually…” Since this episode is focused on SLAYER COVERS, we decided to reference: covers OF other artists as performed BY Slayer As well as… covers OF Slayer as performed BY other artists. That way, it’s understood that “SLAYER COVERS” refers to bolth scenarios above. To paraphrase a Van Halen reference, it’s literally the best of bolth worlds. Ladies, if you’re out there and you’re listening and you want to show us some love, please reach out & leave us a voicemail before you “relieve yourself” (however you identify “relief”) and remember that the “secret word clue” for which Slayer song Def Leppard will cover is “platelets”. Gentlemen, as usual, please go ahead and submit your pre-orders for the “Dick Taintler Support Bag System for Aging Men” and JOIN US for some incredible covers OF Slayer & BY Slayer FOR the greater good of Slayer and metal fans everywhere as we dive into a plethora of SLAYER COVERS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SLAYER on the Interwebs: https://www.slayer.net/ Check out our other SLAYER Episodes here: https://www.metalnerdery.com/slayer Show Notes: (00:01): “Welcome back…” / ***Are there any ladies out there who listen to our show? If so, please GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] *** / #instavag / “I really wanna know…” / “All the green is in Iceland…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #jagercoldbrew / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised / “Let’s get on to the beer…” / “Especially for the ladies…” / “I’ll wear a thong…” / #dicktaintlerssupportbag / “I don’t wanna tuck my balls back into my aye-noose…” / #RussellsReflectionsBadJokeEditionASMR #rimshot / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #LeftHandBrewing #LongmontColorado #MilkStoutNitro #daydrinkingABV / “It’s like a #Guiness but with flavor…” (08:48): “Who’s Will?” / #theVoicemailSegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / A field update from Darius… and a shoutout to #ActusReus and #Butcher / “So you KNOW…” / #markthetime #onemore #DariusReprise #AstralGlide / We got an email too… you can email us at [email protected] / #futureepisodeidea and #sausagegravy / “I’ll do it outside, dude, I won’t do it in the house…” / #RussellsReflectionsRepriseASMR / “Have you ever played a #PaulReedSmith?” / “haaaaaa…” / “Wait, what letter is that?” / #toomuchmath / “I don’t want the bun, I want the meat and the cheese together…” / “And there it is…” (19:55): “It’s docket-30…” / A double dose of #Slayer: SLAYER COVERS / “Is it pinch or peench?” / NOTE: this episode will include songs covered by Slayer as well as Slayer songs covered by other metal artists / Some reflections on (and examples of) relieving yourself / “Maybe that was the #unsubscribe on #YouTube…” / IN A GADDA DA VIDA (#IronButterfly) / Some backstory regarding the movie #LessThanZero and Slayer / Some reflections regarding #heavymetalsoundtracks (29:38): “How about another artist covering Slayer?” / #melikey #Hatebreed GHOSTS OF WAR #badass / “This part is so kick-ass!” #getsome / “Sounds like stoner speed metal…” / The first official Slayer cover we ever heard… DISSIDENT AGGRESSOR #JudasPriest (See also #SouthOfHeaven) / #bolth #bolf / “That was hot…seriously!” / “I think he picked it up from us, dude…” / “If you only listen to 2 podcasts…” (38:41): Remember #Slower? / #Vader SILENT SCREAM (How is he going faster!?) / “Didn’t Slayer do a Venom cover?” / “Stop waiting until everything is safe to take a risk…” / #Venom WITCHING HOUR (with some #MachineHead #tangentionalality) / “Is that a new genre?” / “What’s a good one?” / “Don’t unfollow us just because we talk about diarrhea…” HAND OF DOOM (#BlackSabbath) #creepybreathing (See also our Sabbath Covers episode…) / #fullballs / A note about #shittyfriends / “I need a hug that ends in orgasm…” / #fuckstink / “All these hours spent doing this…just wiped away…” (50:55): #MCTentacleChoice ANGEL OF DEATH #Monstrosity (They stuck the landing…) /#RussellsMidTit #chicktittedaliens / “Not like banana titties…” / “Judges…?” / “Apparently there are two companies that are #legallyallowed to…” / #blackdog / #awwwman #Slayer + #Pantera FUCKING HOSTILE / Just 3 short years ago… (1:02:34): “Do prostitutes carry a briefcase…?” / #Enslaved JESUS SAVES / #Havok POSTMORTEM/RAINING BLOOD (“And now, the part we’ve all waited for…”) / “Was tha
Ep 186#186 - SLAYER Divine Intervention Album Dive
EIn a way, you might say that DIVINE INTERVENTION, the 6th album from SLAYER (and the first with former Forbidden skins man Paul Bostaph behind the drumkit) was their moment of resurrection. By the early 90’s, much of the pre-existing thrash landscape from the 80’s had either completely disappeared or radically transformed into a different non-thrash genre altogether. Naturally, SLAYER refused to compromise their sound or their mission statement and instead came back with a furious vengeance, even angrier, darker, and eviler than before. It's time to find out what the S.L.A.Y.E.R. “backronym” means as you “carve SLAYER” while replying back to a text that was clearly meant for someone else. Prepare to embrace the truth of Dick Taintler’s powerful “message of the day”, discover what happens when you don’t use shampoo “as directed”, get rid of your waterbed and JOIN US as we dive into the revival of the darkest, evilest, and most uncompromising of The Big Four with SLAYER’s DIVINE INTERVENTION. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SLAYER on the InterWebs: https://www.slayer.net/ Show Notes: (00:01): “I was watching him…” / #clapsoundcheckASMR (#spititout) / “Moving his finger toward the button…” / #slowmotionASMR / “He’s waitin’ for the button…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #FireOnTheMountain / “That’s next level…” / “Motioning?” / The joyous regret of #waterbedmemories / “He said…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised #warning*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH HINTS OF ANESTHESIA!!!*** #fixitinpost / “Before we trans…ition…” / “No, I never did…(but I’m gonna…) #breakfastposerASMR” / “The #postcoitalsmoke …” #thatwasagoodjoe and also #thebestjoes / #steakandvagjoe #afterTheJjoe / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #StillfireBrewing #Brewering #OFarrellsIrishRedAle #theverdict / “Almost like a #betterKillians…” / “Can you do it in an Irish accent?” / “That’s not a word…” / “Usually it’s too safe to be funny…” / Just a part of the vocab… / “I’ll still give it a shot…” #IrishAccentASMR / ***HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY TO EVERYONE!!!*** / #slainte / #sixpointoneABV #daydrinkingbeer (08:27): GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! #TheVoiceMailSegment and #TheDarius #specialhandling #sealofapproval #nipplesofttechnology / A 2nd voicemail…from #JohnnyO / “He does have a point there…” / “I’m already covered…” / “Don’t try that at home…” #nobonecookouts / “Have you seen if ZZ Top wrote Seek & Destroy?” / EYE OF THE TIGER (if it was written by Metallica) (#MoonicProductions) / “Almost sounds like #NuclearAssault…and #RideTheLightning” / #upsidedownguitar / SEEK AND DESTROY (if it was written by #ZZTop) / #hawhawhawhaw #DenisPauna #YouTubeChannel “I almost like it better…”/ “What if you were hearing what was actually going on without the music…during a music video?” / “OOOHHH!!!” / “Listen to that song again…it #SoundsLikeVanHalen” / #threeambreakthroughs / DORA THE EXPLORER (if it was performed by #LimpBizkit) #moonicproductions #YouTubeChannel (19:50): “Did she get it right?” / #Metallica IF DARKNESS HAD A SON (“I like that riff…”) / “Yeah, they’re pretty good…” / #yeah / #TheDocket SLAYER: DIVINE INTERVENTION #1994 / “This guy’s name was…Wes.” / Thinking back to the #TowerRecordsInstore with #Slayer back in ’94 (in the daytime) when #DivineIntervention was released / Talking about prior Slayer album mixes & production quality relative to Divine Intervention / “we have to go heavier…” / ***Does anyone else have a fucked up version of Divine Intervention on CD? *** (28:47): #scarredforlife (“That’s way more manly than a tattoo…”) #carveslayer / #killeropener KILLING FIELDS #tobefair (“We overdosed…on metal…”) / “I’ll just cut that out…” / “As a matter of fucking fact…” / “That’s the secret to Slayer’s sound…” / “That’s a weird opener…” / #markthetime #longbuildup (36:13): ***Wrong song, ding-dong!!!*** / “At least we know THAT’s the one…” SEX, MURDER, ART / “That’s good lyrical poetry…” / Use caution whenever you’re lip-synching to Slayer…especially if others can read lips / FICTIONAL REALITY (“Which is where I like it…in my face”) / #antisolo / #extrahardon / “Is there ever too much?” / “Do girls ever get that?” / #moistASMR (“There’s nothing wrong with moist…”) / DITTOHEAD #itsmyfavoritesong #cantbeloudenough (There’s only one way to listen to this one…) (46:46): #tittlee DIVINE INTERVENTION (“tell me this part right here is not creepy…”) / #HellsAwaits / “Th
Ep 185#185 Most OVERPLAYED and UNDERRATED Songs in Metal
E“It’s the ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ of ‘Kill ‘em All’…” Thanks to the “radio homogenization” resulting from the 1996 Telecommunications Act which prompted a handful of corporations to buy up all the radio stations and systematically destroy them by repeatedly violating our ear holes and airwaves with the same overrated, pre-programmed, 6-song playlist (like some Clockwork Orange style mind control experiment run amok), there are A LOT of songs out there that have been so completely overplayed into oblivion that we could do without EVER hearing them again EVER in life: whether live in concert or on the radio during the daytime…EVER! But on the other hand, there are the more underrated deep cuts. The songs which disc jockeys with a genuine passion for music would often play whenever they wanted (yes, even in the daytime). Songs which got better over time and were never overplayed to the point of a listener’s disgust & scorn. Songs which are the antithesis of the ones referenced above in that we actually ENJOY hearing those songs and would prefer hearing them more often (like on the radio…during the daytime). JOIN US for a special guest presentation courtesy of Dick Taintler and embrace the concept of “peanut butter, bacon, and jelly sandwiches” while discovering which words are considered “fighting words” that you simply can’t EVER utter (not even in jest) as we perform our personal evaluation of some of the most OVERPLAYED and UNDERRATED songs in all of rock and metal. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “…juices flowing… (Ladies, and) GENTLEMEN / Behold the #Reddit love we’ve recently received ***Are there any #Megadeth related podcasts?*** Response: #SymphonyOfDiscussion #BattleOfTheBands / “And number 3…” #toprec #upvotes/ Thank you for that! / You ready to get thirsty? / A traumatic unscrewing…/ “It’s gonna hurt…” / Reverse psychology… (At least you can stay awake) / Great housekeeping / “Wait, knives have butts?” / *** #WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised #parentaladvisoryisdumb / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***#thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #JagermeisterColdBrew / #fourthwall / “You know what…?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #JekyllBrewingCompany #CooterBrownAle (as read by #DickTaintler) / #comfortaleforthesoul / #sixpercentABV / #soliddaydrinkingbeer #easydrinking / “That’s a nice little brown cooter you’ve got there…” / “…less irony…” / “That’s why we have the explicit rating…” (07:04): ***If you’d like to give us a call and leave us a voicemail YOU CAN CALL US AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #doommetalread / A call from “a huge fan” of #GoblinCock (Thanks Ken) / #northnorthamerica vs #southamerica #toomuchmath / #seriously / “Did we get some shit-tah?” / “I feel like you might have popped a membrane…” / “Oooh, that doesn’t belong…” / #Butcher: “666 Goats Carry My Chariot” IRON BITS (OR IRON BITCH) / #umlauts contain the power of metal / #BelgianBlackenedSpeedMetal / “In where?” / “Technically, that means…” WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! “/ “#markthetime that’s a new button…” / “There’s nothing wrong with that, folks…” (15:50): “What is #probrem?” / “Just kidding…we don’t” / #TheDocket (and the confusing way to present this one): “The most overrated, overplayed, songs you could cut from the album’s roster and it’d be perfect…” / #analintruder5000 / ***If you get your feelings hurt, you can send us an email at [email protected] *** / “Oh we’re gonna have a bad day…” / “Let’s start with the elephant in the room…” / #Metallica and #TheBlackAlbum and a left turn… / “How about…Seek & Destroy?” / #TheDarwinSong / “I think I would be okay…” / “It’s the You Shook Me All Night Long of “Kill ‘Em All…” / #songlessepisode / Something to introduce a bit of balance…a deep cut and/or the most underrated… / #BlackAlbumDeepCuts / “Good stuff Metallica…” vs “Lukewarm Metallica” / “I could hear Rob Halford singing that song…” / You can still have songs that have been overplayed but you enjoy…it’s just that usually hearing something played too much it takes the enjoyment out of it. / #phantomgum (26:23): “Okay, we’re gonna fight…” / “it should be two songs…cut up.” / #thecoolpart #newsegment / #RussellsReflectionsASMR and the first time ever hearing Iron Man and Mr. Roboto. / “Is there no other Sabbath?” / “You put the worst song on Sabotage on the #greatesthitsalbum…” / “To us, there are no deep cuts…” / “There is no album…” / (Again…
Ep 184#184 KREATOR - Vol. I: The 80’s
EFor the inhabitants of the Bunkerpoon, Georgia Tech’s college radio station (WREK 91.1FM) and their weekly, late-night metal show (WREKage) was our very first exposure to one of the titans of “The Big Teutonic Four” of thrash metal, Germany’s KREATOR. In fact, for many of us in and around the tri-county, metropolitan Atlanta area, that was the only place in the late 80’s where we’d hear them (at least on the radio anyway…). It’s time to break out your “thirstables” and bear witness to the best Jagermeister conspiracy theory you ever heard as you get “shiny” and prepare to be “thumb blasted” while slurping on Germany’s most consumed digestif. Prepare for “a clean wipe” around the old “chocolate Satan” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with KREATOR -Vol. I: The 80’s. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s time for some #thirstables / #theunscrewing #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / It’s time to get annihilated…#jager #coldbrew #jagercoldbrew #ahhhh #deliciousness (and #jagershakes) / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s got the #Jager twang to it…but it’s better than regular…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH RELAXING ANESTHESIA AND DEATH METAL BURPS!!!*** / The best drug conspiracy theory ever regarding Jager / #jagermeistercoldbrew #waitwhat #druglegalizationASMR and the old-school #jagermeisteropiummyth (That sounds “typical” af… #allbyhimself) / “That’s too much math, bro…” / #wormwood and #absinthe / “It is a different feeling…” / #uhsorry & #legalization #onmicburpASMR/ “That would be exciting…” / #staranise or #licoriceflavored (also with some evil demon infusion…) “It’s a process…” (04:44): This was based on looks alone… / #albumcover (Oh boy…) #HazyDoubleIPA #ImpendingDoom #HazyJuicy #ninepointfivepercentABV #heavyseasbeer #puertorico and #baltimoreMD #TheVerdict (“Smells like weed…good grief…”) / “A little bit fruity…” / “That’s a potion kinda thing…” #itmakesthejagertastebetter / “I’ll get through it…” #sportswords / #NationalChampionGeorgiaBulldogs (“I’ll just say that at a bar……”) / #itsjustme #thankyou #heavyseasbeer (“I did buy this…”) #onmicburpASMR and #metalnerderyland #beerconsumers / #ValentinesDayMassacreASMR / “All the like and all the love…” / “Welllllll….” / #wellnesscheck and #dingdongditch (DO NOT DO THIS EVER!!!) / #swatting is illegal / “I’m a #misanthrope…” / #zerohope (“I would not make it through #StarWars…”) / ***Why do we only hear about negative news in the news? Is there not anything GOOD happening anywhere anymore? (That was rhetorical…Quit creating all this non necessary expensive nonsense!!! )/ “The porn version of Face Book?” / #instatits #instagina #stillIG #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “He’s back…” #thereturnofpissingpost ***Go check out the recent #stonermetalvolumefive episode…*** #loveyou / “Hold your fucking horses…” / #randymachomansavageASMR (Is it #wrestling or #wrastling or #bolth?) / #darksideofthering (on #hulu) / “Go ahead, get it out…” / #freeplug and the woes of the years of #yore when #cabletelevision was something that only the #uppermiddleclass could afford in the 80’s.) #tbs #marathon (Holy fuck, that’s a lot of fucking wrestling!!! #brotherbrotherbrother) / “Cockwinkle?” / “They were like the boy band of wrestling in Texas…”/ “Yes, probably so…” / Massively gruesome tales in the #wrestlingcommunity (“They kinda go together…a little…”) #RussellsReflectionsTangentionalEdition / A documentary about #RickFlair / “That guy…” #whooo / #ooohhhyeeeeauhhhh / Some background #RandySavage #backstory / “His inner misogyny came out…” / “It’s one thing to say…” / “It’s choreographed…it’s real!” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR (19:39): “Did we have any #shittah?” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #ActusReus #markthetime #fatthumbs #markthetime #thumbblasting #perfectsoundeffect www.actusreusband.com (***Go check out our #BehindTheMetal episode with Actus Reus #inthebunkerpoon*** ) ***GO SEE ACTUS REUS ON TOUR!!!*** / THE COPS AREN’T COMING (on the #YouTube) #featuringvocalsfrom Luke Marlowe #YosemiteInBlack (Smite?) / ***Go check out the video…*** / “That’s The (#CENSORED) word for (Insert redaction) people” / “You can’t say any words…” #nowordsallowed / “Oh wait, so I get to do the #jingle then?” / #iguess ***You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on #instavag or #instabook*** / “It’s way better than doing it dry, bro
Ep 183#183 DEATH MATCH - Ride The Lightning vs Peace Sells...
EWith the exception of a few notable anomalies in metal history, a band’s second (i.e., follow-up) album is almost always more ambitious (and usually a ginormous quantum leap forward) than their debut album in nearly every way imaginable. And because we can’t help but “poke the bear” every now and again, we thought “Why not pick two of the most incredibly important follow-up albums in thrash metal history to duke it out in the coliseum?” From 1984, it’s METALLICA with RIDE THE LIGHTNING. From 1986, it’s MEGADETH with PEACE SELLS…BUT WHO’S BUYING? And just to complexicate this confusing conundrum even further: only one of the members of one of these bands has actually been in BOLTH bands AND has songwriting credits on BOLTH albums. (“To be fair”, ‘tis certainly a vexing quandary to say the least.) Get ready to “work out your traps and use your sports words” because with these two beasts in the ring doing battle, it’s bound to get intense. Time to “sacrifice some fruit loops” as things get “downright biblical” in the world of classic metal as we pit two of the finest sophomore albums in thrash metal history by two of the finest bands in thrash metal history (who actually share thrash metal history together) against each other! Prepare to discover the most sensually appealing culinary wonder ever documented in the annals of breakfast food debauchery and JOIN US as we go head-to-head, Death Match style, with METALLICA’s 1984 release RIDE THE LIGHTNING vs MEGADETH’S 1986 release PEACE SELLS…BUT WHO’S BUYING? Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT METALLICA AND MEGADETH ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.metallica.com/ https://megadeth.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “With something in her mouth…” / “Are they like the #blackalbum of #modernmetal?” / Find out who the Poison of modern metal is… / ***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST FROM THE WARM CONFINES OF THE BUNKERPOON!!!*** #bonerASMR / #buttonbone / “That’s why he’s the producer and we are not…” / “He’s really the only funny guy…” / #cheers #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #FireOnTheMountain / Another #bunkerpoonguesthostepisode #radiopipes / “Ass up?” / A fantastic #footballchampionshipjoke / “I work out my traps and I use sports words…” / “If you’ve heard one you’ve heard enough…” (05:31): “Megaman?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #ClownShoesBeer #SpaceCake #doubleindiapaleale #ninepercentabv / And now, a label reading by #DrEviler / #buttonrubASMR (“It almost sounds like it’s talkin’…”) / “That’s a loud beer…that tastes like Willie Nelson’s weed…” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #PastTheFall (Thanks Will!) / “You don’t pronounce it that way?” / “UK or USA?” / #killeropener DRAINER / “Grab one more…” / “If she’s alive or latex…” / POISON MIRRORS (#KingDiamond meets #SerjTankian meets #PeterSteele) / “Might as well…” / The angry pterodactyl sound of old school thrash vocals. / #init #yeah “It’s always going south…” / The #EVH of #GuitarHero / MAURICE (this is still #PastTheFall) Definitely some prog influence…very technical. / “Thank you, Boris…” / “Doomy, proggy, thrashy…” (Doobieish?) / “Food porn is #myfavoriteporn” / WHAT!? That sounds delicious! / #shoutout to #breakfastporn at #Hardees / “I’m on the site now…” / “It sounds disgusting?” / “I’ll have a note ready…” / If you listen carefully enough, your arteries will harden just by listening to this segment… / “And it’s not small…” / #markallthetime / A personal #HardeesBreakfastExperience / “I like small ones…” / #sausagegravyASMR (27:43): “You actually do the jingle for this kind of episode…” #TheDocket/ HEAD TO HEAD DEATH MATCH: METALLICA’S “RIDE THE LIGHTNING” VS MEGADETH’S “PEACE SELLS…BUT WHO’S BUYING? / / ***You can email us at [email protected] or LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL at 980-666-8182!!!*** / Quick overview… #Metallica vs #Megadeth #secondalbumASMR / “It’s the pre-Puppets Puppets…” / Album cover comparison / “Here’s a question…wouldn’t it be cool…?” / “Is it a lightning dildo?” / “Which had the better killer opener?”/ FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE #softintro / “He’s got the fastest wrist in metal…” / “You took the words right out of my mouth…” / WAKE UP DEAD #fallingdownthestairsASMR / “’86 vs ’84…” / “Just be loose…” / #lightandshadeASMR / A brief note regarding the #MetalNerderyPodcast #MetallicaConspiracyTheory / RIDE THE LIGHTNING (You can almost hear the Mustaine riffs if you listen very carefully) / #TwixConspiracy (44:15): THE CONJU
Ep 182#182 PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH - Album Dive
EPRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH, the third release from “Big Six” Bay Area thrashers TESTAMENT, is a bit of a departure from the more eerie, dark, and creepy signature sound represented on The Legacy & The New Order. There’s an almost upbeat, “good time thrash” vibe to it, with “more singy, less screamy” vocals and “more accessible” songs that radio stations could feel safer playing over the airwaves (especially during the daytime). Some might say it’s their “…And Justice For Black Album” album, others might say it’s their “…And Black Album For All” album. We feel like it falls somewhere in the middle. You be the judge. Its time to sit back, relax, and enjoy a veritable “orgery” of quality “South American Adult Entertainment” the likes of which you’ve never experienced before. Prepare to learn some thought provoking Mario Bros trivia, discover why you should use a “gentle grip and a fast technique” when working the knotholes of naughty trees and JOIN US as we dive into the “un-darkness” of PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #theuncorking (“There it is…”) and a word regarding our #specialguest from #DrEviler / “Orgery?” / ***WARNING!!!*** #listenerdiscretionisadvised / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #FireOnTheMountain (“Tastes like Big Red…”) / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #RussellsReflectionsASMR and a word about our guest joining us in the #Bunkerpoon / “There were a couple of rooms…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CherryStreetBrewing #OasisImperialStout (Iron DC or AC Maiden?) / #buttonrub (“That looks like motor oil”) / “Its like when you get some good PCP…” / #10percentABV (at least it’s not a #dietWhiteClaw) / #markthetime (“Eleven pounds down…”) / “You should wear a cape…” (09:25): You still out there #pissingpost? / The ultimate #MetalNerderySuperGroup / “Boners and ASMR…” / ***You can email us at [email protected] *** / #PastTheFall (WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!) #crickets (“Should we? Or did we?”) / “Mark ALL those times…” / “It’s always awesome when I get to do the jingle…” / “It’s just crude and we’re fucking idiots…” / Scratch #PastTheFall, we’re doing #MindEnemies INTO THE STORM (Doom meets #IronMaiden meets #Opeth) / “That’s the smallest keyboard I’ve ever seen…” / The genre is #ProgressiveDoomMetal (“I’ll bet that dude’s got great relaxers…”) / “What’s the deal with the #MarioBros?” / “I’m gonna Google it…” / #DoomGothicProgressiveMetal / “Matt was right…” / “That will never be replaced…” / Ever heard of #Slower? “Awwww Mannnn…” (Think #Slayer played at #doommetal speed) WAR ENSEMBLE / “A very gentle grip…” / #Grammys / #BestDeathMetalPerformance / #Seriously / “It’s either racism or it’s true…” / #boneyard vs #liquidmetal / “You’re just all about the bone…” (25:32): “Wait a minute, hold on…” / #bolth / #TheDocket #Testament PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH / “It didn’t seem more mainstream at the time…” / “Especially during the day…” / “It’s almost #TheBlackAlbum …” / The importance of hooks re: #mainstreammetal / “Which one is the Enter Sandman of this album?” / #AndJusticeForBlackAlbum (“Does it have bass? Does it not?”) / #BlackAlbumReflectionsASMR / “This goes down way too easy…” / #markthetime / Released August 4th, 1989 and mall memories / Reflecting on Testament tour memories / “You’ll find it…” / “That’s like cleanup day…” / #SouthAmericanAdultEntertainment (36:21): “In the Bunkerpoon, it’s all tentacles, all the time…” / #allthecokelines #killeropener PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH (“The solo goes on forever…”) / Thoughts on the bass tone / Flanger and chorus makes #Florous / PERILOUS NATION (#happymetal) / “They were getting blowjobs and free drugs…” / “I’m just saying, there’s 2 different kinds…” / “That was a different Testament…” (46:01): ENVY LIFE (and early #deathmetalvocals) / #TheBigSix and Testament’s distinctive sound / “I hear it in a completely different way…seriously.” / “That was their Load…” / #TheBreakdown / #LightAndShade / TIME IS COMING (“That went down way too easy…”) / More Justice than Black Album? #AndBlackAlbumForAll / “Seven is average…” / A side discussion regarding proper compensation (59:55): BLESSED IN CONTEMPT #thisisthrash / “That makes you the bass player, bro…” / GREENHOUSE EFFECT / “That’s what the knotholes are for…” / #lawsagainstnature or #crimesagainstnature? / “Does anybody hear it?” / SINS OF OMISSION / “You can’t say the rest of it…” (But you can have a conversation
VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE
bonusEWe thank all of you and your respective ear-holes for listening to our absurd nonsense and continuing to spread the wordery and we hope that you’ll continue to JOIN US and keep listening to Metal Nerdery forever! From all of us here at Bunkerpoon Studios International, we’d like to wish a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY to you all and may you all excrete fluids of pleasure in the name of Love and Metal forever! Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more episodes Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes (00:01): #GentlePianoSoundsASMR #Romantical #ILove #ILike / (#Mustard is WAY better than #Mayonnaise!) #HanselAndGretel / No really, FUCK mayo! / “A lotta like and a lotta love…” / #PeachAndLemon / #FuckMayonnaiseToHell / #Bottoms #Necrophilia #Better / *** #HappyValentinesDay2023 *** / “I like #OriginOfTheFeces #tentimesbetter” / #PeachAndLemon / #ilovewings/ #Krokus / #DeathAngel / #GodDamnItILoveYou / “I Loved every minute of that.” / “I love #allversions of #NoQuarter / #PianoCrescendoASMR / #caprisuns and #nutterbutters / “Oooh, I like #wingsauce…” / #ilovethehelmet #ifuckingloveyou / #ValentinesDayMassacreASMR / #HappyVD
Ep 181#181 Stoner Metal Doom Metal Vol. V
E“How close can we sound like Black Sabbath without ripping off Black Sabbath?” Initially we had planned to only do a 4-volume series on STONER & DOOM Metal, but we quickly realized that the likelihood of that was as unrealistically absurd as sparking up a spit moistened doob with a waterlogged lighter, because there is ALWAYS some kind of stony, doomy, glorious metal goodness oozing out of the wood paneled, shag carpeted, smoke filled, tri-county Stonerverse. Awww mannn, it’s time to turn on the black lights and lava lamps, light the incense, trim up your “Drug Beard” to resemble a well-groomed wizard, and find out what Christopher Cross does NOT drink on his boat. Get ready to get “squinty” as we chug some “diet White Claws” and make sure to keep that bowl of homegrown relaxers blazing as you JOIN US for Vol. 5 of our STONER/DOOM METAL series. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “With ribs wide open…” / #theredbutton #barbecureandamoonlight / #witchy / “Have they gathered in their masses?” / #theuncorking #tooeasy #itwasloose and the #appreciation of #ChristopherCross #lghtbeer and #sailboats and #soundtracks (#nottootsie) #ridelikethewind / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #ooohyeahhh #fireonthemountain #RobZombieASMR / “Tight like a gnat’s booty…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH A PLETHORA OF ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeersofthepisode #dietwhiteclaw (#waitWTF!?) / “You wanna go first?” / “What happened?” / #ketokomplaintsASMR #MichelobUltraBerryHibiscus (#whoreforeasymarketingASMR) / ”That sounds OMG Disgusting!!!” #organicseltzer #fullheadofhair / #samueladamsbostonlager #patriotale #manbeer #duelthisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Christopher Cross don’t drink this shit on his fucking boat…” / #dontdenythepowerof #carbs / “Why are we not using our #saladtechnology to its peak? Make salads taste as delicious as carbs!” / #weightloss #goodjobthunderbuns / #whiteclawlites / “It’ll fit…” / “We’re already getting hatemail after the last episode…” / #alt&nuASMR #umlauts #letterdots (07:11): “We DID welcome everybody, right?” / #facepalmASMR #doyounotremember / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!* #thevoicemailsegment #awesome #metalnerdererconspiracynumerouno #youareright #seealso #SacredReichEpisode / A follow up on the highlights of #NWOOSTM that we’ve missed (Thank you, Darius!) / “We appreciate that you appreciate that…” / #bether / ***go check out #Evile if you haven’t already…they have a very ’86 Metallica kinda thrash vibe*** / #occaisionally (It’s not that we don’t care…it’s just familiarity…and also, welcome.). #annals / “We’ve got one more…” / #1983Episode #keepdoingwhatyoudo / “You ever play monopoly? / “They got a stadium…” / “That could be the name of our band…” / Some greetings from #Clovis / “I almost get the drips…” / “I believe in #snailtraills, #pawpaw…” (15:16): #TheSnaps and #pushups / #getoutofyourcomfortzone / A word regarding the #jingle / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #wellplayyourshittah ***You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials #instabook #facegram*** #yeahhhh / #TheDocket STONER DOOM METAL VOLUME 5 / #awwwmannn / #itsbeenawhile / (***Go check out the Stoner Metal Vol. 4 episode for #bigbowlsofhilarity!!!)*** / “Let’s be real….” #buttoncreation #Ilovegoblincock #updated #sideprojects / The importance and power of #stonermetal #genre (“It’s so good…everything’s great about it.”) / #stonerthrash / “Just a little…” / #RussellsConfessionsASMR / Reflecting back on #Kyuss #onmicburpASMR / “We should do a #MollyHatchetDive” / (23:00): “We’ve done 4 of these…” / #drugbeard (still one of the best #stonermetalbandnames ever!!!) / “You’re still thinking #Sword” / #AI #waitforit #pigsx7 #pigspigspigspigspigspigspigs ULTIMATE HAMMER #fuzzy #killerriffs / #OMGSeriously / “It’s kinda all of you…” #vocalburn / “Could you stand it?” / #shoutout to #KingVolumeRecords / #mannn / “That’s the closest you’ll ever get to #stonerthrash…” / “Maybe we should…” / #HighOnFire SNAKES FOR THE DIVINE / #mattpikeforpresident #IommiDisciple #HailAndThankYou (31:43): ***If you haven’t already, definitely go check out all #RedFangMusicVideos by #RedFang #stonermetalvideofun WIRES / #stonermetal #shoutout to #BrianPosehn for helping to elevate Red Fang and stoner metal awareness!!! / “facegram or instabook…” / #Clutch GHOST / “that’s not what I was gonna s
Ep 180#180 Alt - Nu Metal Vol. I
E“It wouldn’t pain me more to bury you rich than to bury you poor…” One of the quintessential principles of the Bunkerpoon creed is to arrive at a philosophically logical conclusion regarding any and all things metal, regardless of genre or subgenre. To put it plainly: “there’s Thrash, and then there’s Metal.” Similarly, there’s ALT METAL, and then there’s NU METAL (“ALT…and NU.”) You’re gonna wanna break out your extended-release relaxers and get ready for a “triple uncorking” before leaving the peace and tranquility of your comfort zone and becoming completely boxless & genreless. Be sure you “don’t spill your White Claw” while writing us a nastygram and JOIN US for a stroll through somewhat uncharted territory: it’s ALT + NU METAL, Vol. 1. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: 00:01): “I’ve got a #dirtydongle…” / #heybehbeh #holdingitbythecork / “Think we can get three out of that bad boy?” / Sharted? / #init #doubleuncorked (“Triple uncorking!? That’s a first in the #Bunkerpoon…”) / #cheersfellas #clinky / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH 1000% ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #noseinhale / #TheBunkerPoonChronicles / It’s time for the adventures of #ketoman!!! / #antiinflammatorydietASMR / #wevegotthetechnology #saladenhancements (“…no it’s straight up #poison…”) / Alcohol and impact on health / “I may have teared up a little bit…” / #AwwwMannn / “Actually…2 minutes…” / #kingsofthrash / #BranchHouseTavern and #Hardwired reviews / “They took care of ‘em…” / If you’re charging a cover, be sure to give them every dime’s worth! / #RussellsReflectionsASMR and the concept of really kickass #metalcoverbands #JamesEsque / “He really kinda stuck on that first syllable…” / C, K, & Q and the various levels of #cuntlery / #HailToHardwired (#ooohyeahhh) / The newest #NewMetallica / #RussellsReflectionsRepriseASMR / “That’s loud…” / A fantastic editing job… / “they flashed his face in…” / #standupcomedyimpressionsASMR #braincoil / “We can have an adult conversation about it…” / #yeahhh / #earshock / “Don’t ever do that again…” / #listenholes / #Metallica #newsingle SCREAMING SUICIDE / #dontdenythepowerof #teeth (19:45): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Don’t spill your #whiteclaw”) / “Looks like a deflated football hanging down there…” / “Y’know, the home of the #numberone #nationalchampion #GeorgiaBulldogs / “A buck eighty…” / #Terrapin #DepthPerception #ninepointonepercentABV #loudandproud #highgravitybeerASMR (“that’s strong as fuck…”) #awwwmannn / Here we go: my best impression of #PigDestroyerJenniferASMR / #TheVoiceMailSegment (“Is that a real word?”) ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #ohhhyeahhh / A message from #HalfPastDead THE EVIL THAT YOU MAKE (#deluxe) #lovetheshow (“They almost look like #powermetaldudes”) / “They’re local…(sorta)” / “That’s creepy…” / “There’s gonna be a breakdown, I can feel it…” / #guitarsoloASMR #oldschoolmetalvibes / “Most people operate at a #mediocrelevel” / “Um hush, you’re not allowed to talk about them…” / #iknowsports (30:33): If you’d like to send us an email, you can send it to [email protected] and if you’d like to send us your #shittah via #instabook or #facegram via our WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHITTAH segment / An email from a listener re: #Obituary and #futureepisodeideas and a review regarding the #DioEraSabbathEpisode (NOTE: #HalfPastDead was our #shittah for this week; thanks again, Alex). (33:00): #TheDocket ALT & NU METAL / #herewego (this was NOT an easy episode, but it was very necessary) / #comingtogether / Thrash to Alt to Grunge to Nu and the comparison of how #genres tend to get named way down the line, after the fact but aren’t recognized at the time / #wronggenre (“Rubbed off on…”) / Trying to define #altmetal vs #numetal i.e. “Which box does this band fit into?” / “So, you think Alt was earlier?” / “The alt fueled the nu…” #AltAndNuMetalASMR / Looking back at #Death back in the day re: thinking it was the next wave of thrash vs the beginning of #deathmetal / #genrechorusASMR #onmicburpASMR / #TheOldMasquerade / #Hairmetal and #Grungemetal and #Groovemetal / “we’re 28 ½ hours in and starting to bleed…” / “That one’s fatter than that one…” #markthetime #itsmarked (43:50): The problem with #ruiningsongs / #LarsGumscapesASMR / #FaithNoMore (It was actually 1989…) SURPRISE YOU’RE DEAD! #MrBungleVibes (“Are you fucking serious?”) ZOMBIE EATERS (“You’ve gotta l
Ep 179179: The Year In Metal: 1983
E“Those were the days…” 1983. A time when “Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi” was number one at the box office, the national debt was a meager $195 BILLION (compared to the $31,000 BILLION behemoth it is today), the first mobile phones cost around four grand (which, when adjusted for inflation, would be around $12K today), and Metallica, Pantera, and Slayer had just released their first-new debut albums. Get ready to get “shock-popped” right in your ear holes, break out your “gloves of shame” for old time’s sake, transport yourself back to a time when “the hills were alive” with the sound of metal and JOIN US as we celebrate the 40th anniversary of The Year In Metal: 1983. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): A great new #ASMR idea / “If your long was arm enough…” / #theunscrewing / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #SkrewballPeanutButterWhiskey / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “#Pontoon in the #bunkerpoon” / #Schwartzbier #Hefeweizen #fivepercentABV / “It’s like an otter, beaver, dog…” / “Germans don’t sound like that…” / #RedAyle / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / Some production ideas for the #wellplayyourshittahjingle / You can email us your #shittah at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials on #Facegram and #Instabook (08:47): Peanut butter’s lesser-known properties / #TheDocket 1983: YEAR IN METAL / The dangers of #virtualreality / How to avoid getting #pinkeye / “I just swallowed…” / #lugedrain / “I just caught me an oxytrout…” / Can you believe it’s been 40 years since 1983? This is the 40th anniversary of 1983. / “Where’s my lube?” / Shoutout to #Pyromania #MetalHealth and other killer releases from back in 1983 / #Accept BALLS TO THE WALL #duringthedaytime (22:22): “C’mon…” #TheChroniclesReprise (including #theglovesofshame) #ChroniclesRepriseASMR / Go watch the video for #KISS ALL HELL’S BREAKIN’ LOOSE / “That looked like a rack of ribs… / “No you don’t…” / #MCTentacleChoice #markthetime #Metallica PHANTOM LORD / “Isn’t it crazy to think that there was a time when Metallica wasn’t even a thing?” / “Let me just take a moment…” / #metalnerderysalutes / “Too young to fuck…” / #MotleyCrue TOO YOUNG TO FALL IN LOVE / “A whole new #genre of #visualstimulation” (30:41): #OzzyOsbourne BARK AT THE MOON (If you haven’t seen that video, go check it out! Treat yourself) / “Let’s pick something a little different…” / #Raven MIND OVER METAL (Remember to put on your ’83 hat as you listen…) / #WitchfinderGeneral (Check out the #albumcover for Friends of Hell) / Definitely has that #stonerdoom vocal range / #AkkaDakka #ACDC GUNS FOR HIRE #allthecokelines / “I think we know what that means…” / “You know what that means, right?”/ “It’s like He-Man…and the Thundercats” (42:11): If we’re going by title… #Pantera WIDOW MAKER (“Yeah, it’s bad…”) #tobefair / #Satan TRIAL BY FIRE #dontdenythepowerof (definite Maiden vibes…musically) / I wonder if Satan had a hard time getting gigs? / “That was before Load…” / #HeavyLoad (“Stronger than Evil”) RUN WITH THE DEVIL (#earlypowermetal) / “They were pre-loaded…” (48:27): #Krokus SCREAMING IN THE NIGHT (like a more prog AC/DC) / “That is so 1983…” / #ST #SuicidalTendencies I SAW YOUR MOMMY / “I saw someone’s mommy once…” #hyperboner #bonerdose / #RussellsReflectionsASMR Ratt and Milton Berle and ZZ Top / “It’s an insect with tits!” #Hellhammer SATANIC RITES / “They did not give me the sauce…” / Definitely early #blackmetal / “It’s not McGross…” (1:01:19): #Fastway SAY WHAT YOU WILL / #Bitch SATURDAYS (“Can I just show up?”) #electrotwanglificationASMR / “Is that what she calls it?” / “That’s gonna be the new thing…” / #Y&T MEAN STREAK #allthecokelines / “It’s the difference between…” / ***What’s YOUR favorite metal album from 1983?*** / #assholish #MCTentacleChoice #IronMaiden WHERE EAGLES DARE #cantbeloudenough (1:12:00): “Just a bump…” / #snacksizedslayer ***Which song from #ShowNoMercy had #themostcokelines?*** #Slayer BLACK MAGIC (Wait, there’s a doll!?) / “Y’all just heard my internal dialogue…” / Looking back on #bubblegum from 1983 as well as other fun bits of #1983trivianonsense / “Am I right?” / More 1983 goodness and trivia / #ObscureMetalFact The metal community secretly enjoys #ChristopherCrossASMR but would never admit to it. / Time to empty our balls… #untilthenext THANK YOU
Ep 178178: DIO ERA SABBATH
E“So I told him about my pain and the life I’ve been through, he just smiled and the laughter came Then I told him that I love you…and the devil cried.” The early 80’s saw a changing of the guard in BLACK SABBATH, with vocalist RONNIE JAMES DIO becoming the new “captain at the helm” as the front man for the legendary Birmingham quartet and bringing along with him a heroic dose of wizards, dragons, clean tigers, shiny diamonds, and more mystical lyrical metaphors than you can shake a sorcerer’s scepter at. Get ready to expand your thumbtack and yarn collection regarding absurdly intentioned speed trap conspiracies found near Bunkerpoon Industrial Boulevard, maybe crack open an ice cold Moo-Hoo (or two) & enjoy the delicious flavor of victory that could only be brewed in a city that’s home to the National Champions, prepare to get surly, “speed up the brown”, and JOIN US as we wax nostalgic and look back on the 2nd wave of Black Sabbath that is known throughout the realm as DIO ERA SABBATH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): Absurdly low speed limits, #revenuegenerationtraps and #halfboners / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #asyettobeuncorked / #heartsandballs #clinkythirty #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #FireOnTheMountain from #DillardGeorgia / “Everybody died this week…” / “Weirdly sudden…” / #thumbtacksandyarn / “Seems mighty common these days…” / “Let’s just pick a name…” (05:41): “I feel like y’all are kinda manipulating the rules…” / #TheVoiceMailJingle ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / A comment from our #YouTube channel (#MetalNerderyMunchies) regarding our #MunicipalWasteEpisode / “I figured it out…” / An impression of every woman in #sevensyllables / “That’s a bold statement…” / A question regarding nutrition / #collegefootballASMR regarding the #NationalChampionGeorgiaBulldogs / #ohmydamn #lacesout / “Everything happens for a reason…” / #worshipmusicmakeover / The word is TRANCE, not TRANS / “You’re gonna laugh at the name…” / “That’s a great name for a band…” (17:00): #markthetime #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #TerrapinBeerCompany from #AthensGeorgia (home of the #NumberOneNationalChampionshipWinningGeorgiaBulldogs) #WhiteChocolateMooHoo (#MooHoo) #sixpointonepercentABV / “It’s like a carbonated beer chocolate milk…” / “The #aftertaste is awesome…” #markthetime. (19:38): #MetalNerderyAcapellaASMR #Era #TheDocket DIO ERA BLACK SABBATH / A moment of reflection regarding movies from the 80’s / #onmicburpASMR / “Maybe I’m stupid…” / Ever notice how any band that #RonnieJamesDio joins automatically sounds like #Dio? / ***What was the first #DioEraSabbath YOU heard? *** / #youwouldknow / “They play #Slayer on #96Rock all the time…” / How bands fanbases sometimes change when certain members are replaced (29:18): NEON KNIGHTS #killeropener (From “Heaven and Hell” -1980) / The branding differences between Ozzy’s #peacesign and Dio’s #metalhorns / “The #deepcuts have #nocokelines…” / CHILDREN OF THE SEA and the change in the #SabbathSound with #RJD / “Is that true?” / “Big football fan…never done that.” (36:53): “This one has #morecokelines on everything…” / #speedupthebrown TURN UP THE NIGHT #killeropener (From “Mob Rules - 1981”) / Interesting production revelations … / VOODOO (definitely a strange riff) / #allthecokelines THE SIGN OF THE SOUTHERN CROSS #stonermetalASMR #hoodahah / “If you listen to fools…” THE MOB RULES / #deepcutASMR SLIPPING AWAY (check out Tony and Geezer exchanging solos…) (49:21): Fast forward to the early 90’s… / “It’s got a #NWOOSTM vibe to it…” (re: the #albumart for Dehumanizer - 1992) / #nudesteel / Cozy Powell initially, and then Vinny Appice on drums / “Why are you driving a horse?” / Remember #WaynesWorld? / #killeropener COMPUTER GOD / “This riff is gonna blow your mind…” MASTER OF INSANITY (see also The Wanton Song by #LedZeppelin and/or Lady Of The Lake by #Rainbow re: the riff) #shouldershuffle / TIME MACHINE (#WaynesWorldSoundtrackASMR) / Looking back to the movie #HeavyMetal (“Animated titties are still titties y’all…”) #bigtittedwizardbitch / A brief discussion regarding the soundtrack to Heavy Metal… / Ever heard of Ronnie James Devo? / #yeahyeah (1:05:55): Now fast forward to the 2000’s / #backsabbath / (Black Sabbath: The Dio Years – 2007) / EAR IN THE WALL and THE DEVIL CRIED (“That sounds like Sabbath…”) / “Do you think Iommi ever impresse
Ep 177177: NWOOSTM Vol. III - NEW WAVE OF OLD SCHOOL THRASH METAL
EThe NEW WAVE OF OLD SCHOOL THRASH METAL (NWOOSTM) is the sonic equivalent of getting in a time machine and travelling back to when thrash was still relatively new (throughout the 80’s and the early 90’s) and making a few subtle tweaks. All of the classic ingredients of old school thrash are there. The sound, the album art, the band logos, not to mention the continuous evolution of 30 years of metal subgenres that didn’t even exist back then, which help to enhance the overall uniqueness of the NWOOSTM sound, keeping the classic thrash metal style from “back in the day” but with enough modern twists and turns to still make it seem like an “exciting and new” genre. It's time to turn on the subtitles, accept the truth about bass players, prepare to go deep (insider) and JOIN US for Vol. III of our worldwide trip through the NEW WAVE OF OLD SCHOOL THRASH METAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Speaking of C’s and B’s…” / #decorking and #scathumor / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater / #TearDownTheFourthWall #NewYearNewMe “People don’t avoid you at gas stations…” / “It’s a façade…” / #DIY / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SweetwaterBrewingCompany (“Nobody says #Hotlanta…”) #BloodOrangeIPA #Radler #fourpercentABV #daydrinkingbeer / “I’m that guy…” / “I would drink that if I was desperate…” / It’s “and” not “in” cider (09:40): #RussellsReflectionsASMR regarding his #bingewatching update regarding #LetterKinny (Watch it with #subtitles) / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #TheVoicemailSegment and a comment regarding #karma / “Allegedly…” / “I guess #Nickelback wasn’t available…” (19:28): WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “I’ll have to work on that one…” / #DividedByDesign #progressivemetalduo (***If you want to email us your #shittah you can send it to [email protected] ***) / “They both play everything basically…” / Sounded a little like #TesseracT and/or a #melodicMeshuggah (26:09): “You’re a #masochist …” / “No, no…” #wordplay / #TheDocket #NWOOSTM VOL. 3 (That’s the #NewWaveOfOldSchoolThrashMetal …go check out the NWOOSTM page on the #YouTube) #dontdenythepowerof / Imagine if we older metalheads had access to this in the 80’s & 90’s? / #MCTentacleChoice ***You can get your #MetalNerderyPodcast gear at metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #Distruster NOBODY DARES / #Moratory F.P.F.W. (Is it a new #jeanwree? Or #genre?) (34:42): #Powerhouse RAGE BRAIN (and the sound of 1987…) / ***If you had not heard of a band before, what piqued your interest? Album Cover? Song Titles? *** / “Spooky & Satanic…” #FeiticoOculto METAL & LUTA DE CLASSES / #Grob KNEBLUJE TWE USTA (41:20): #Hellish THE ANCIENT ENTITY OF THE DARKEST LIGHT #BlackThrash / ***The #NWOOSTM page on YouTube has a ton of different #subgenre playlists*** / We’re gonna check out the #speedthrash playlist / #Insecurity DEAMBULATING FUTURE / “Let’s do some speed…” / #Outburst THE ARRIVAL/WITH A VENGEANCE (“Damn, I should have seen that coming…”) / #Tyrants TYRANTS (“You didn’t even finish yourself…”) #excitermoment / #Headfist UNCERTAINTY & THIS WORLD (#SystemOfADown combined with #Anthrax) / “People fucking are horrible!” (54:08): “Is there a country you’d like to visit?”/ #AcidAge THE SHAMELESS LYRE & OH WHAT AN ARTIST DIES IN ME (Jazzy chord choices…) / #Demonslaught666 NEKROSLAUGHTER BATTLEFIELD #blackspeedthrash / #Panikk (“Two K’s, NOT three K’s”) INSTIGATOR OF WAR / #TheCadavorDog RETURN OF THE DOG (1:06:55): #Anarchy REDDER DAWN / NWOOSTM is like all of the old classic thrash PLUS some modern ingredients / #Thrashra (the #spidergoat) TAKING OVER HELL & HELLRIDE / #FrontalAssault INCOMING DISASTER (Sounds an awful lot like #HellAwaits at the beginning…) / #BelushiSpeedBall (“Even the dog agrees…”) RIPPING OFF MUNICIPAL WASTE / BELUSHI SPEED GRIND #drummachineASMR MAGIC CONCH / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #thelastword #untilthenext / ***PLEASE VISIT THE #BunkerpoonGiftShoppe at metalnerdery.com/merch for merchandise to purchandise*** / #outroreel
Ep 176176: KORN LIFE IS PEACHY Album Dive
E“YURRNOTUHRRRROTATONTATROTATATANBUMBUMBLAKAEAUHHTAHHHEAUBLAHUUURRRRAHHHH!” After blowing everyone’s mind with their revolutionary, self-titled debut, KORN returned with their follow up album, LIFE IS PEACHY, which took the Bakersfield, California Nu Metal pioneers to new levels of unmatched sonic aggression including deeply disturbing lyrics fueled by pure existential fury and primal rage. No band, before or since, has EVER sounded anything like KORN, and no band EVER will. It's time to fire up the CD player in your Yugo and “break down the fourth wall” because we’re diving into the darkness where heaviness and fuzziness converge. Find out why staying in shape is important for aging metalheads, prepare to get soaked with some “seriously wet humor” and JOIN US as we ring in the New Year and “Twist” our way through KORN’s devastatingly heavy 2nd album: LIFE IS PEACHY. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT KORN ON THE INTERWEBS kornofficial.com Show Notes: (00:01): ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY 2023 TO YOU ALL!!! / #happynewyears vs #happynewyear / #flatmaxi / “DON’T!” #thefourthwall / #posthumousASMR ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEaterCinnamonWhiskey / “When fully erect…” #accuracy / #amazinganalogies / ***We had some new décor via a fresh coat of paint in the #UndergroundBunkerPoonStudios *** #smokedlavender/ We’re going REAL dark… / #depressionmetal / “It’s called a #hairlight” / “Here’s a question…” / #notametalpodcast with #RussellsReflectionsSlightReturn #butthumped with #banjoplayers (07:10): #beeroftheepisodeASMR #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / Clean up on aisle 6… / #StillfireBrewery #GloryHaze #encorebeeroftheepisode / “We’ve already read it…” / #herewego / “The vocal burn’s gotta quit.” #vocalburn #seriously #agreatimpression / “It tastes like weed…” (10:07): New Years Resolutions? / “…that’s literally the whole point.” / #RussellsReflectionsComedyEdition / “I feel like I need to take a shower now…” / #TheDocket #onmicburp #thirdshowenergy / Shoutout to Daryl! And fond memories of the #RobDukesExodus episode / #multiplevoiceASMR #whispersymphonyASMR #whisperwarriorASMR #cricketsoundsASMR / #nojingle (13:30): #TheDocketSlightReturn KoRn: Life is Peachy (1996) / #ubersoon / A self-critique of Mark I Metal Nerdery vs Mark II (or technically Mark III if you’re familiar with your #MetalNerderyHostTrivia / “We’re wet as fuck…day 9” / #dryhumor / Comparing “Life is Peachy” to their #selftitleddebut and the evolution of KoRn (or just KORN / Korn), particularly the darker aspects of their overall sound, musically and lyrically. / “Hear me out…” / “Heavier and darker…” TWIST #barking #killeropener #allthecokelines / “A similar opening?” (22:22): “Sorry, that was me” / CHI (Sounds like #StonerKoRn) #creepy (Did you hear that back there?) / Watching #Korn #liveinconcert and a #KISSanalogy / #OMGSeriously “That’s why I do it…” / LOST #creepynoises / Interesting production observation… / The good part… / #Uncomfortable is the word / SWALLOW #fuckyes #awwman #onmicburpASMR / “Nine Inch Nails, S.O.D., and Primus” / That’s the new term going forward / #confidenceboostinganalogies / “Eat his ass…” #markthetime / PORNO CREEP #instrumental #creepyscaryASMR (33:28): GOOD GOD (Cool harmonics) / MR ROGERS #cuethecreepy #StonerKoRn #massivefuzz #snapsnap #readthoselyrics #listentothoselyrics / “You’ve got nuts on the brain…” / KUNTS! (I want to do this at #karaoake sometime soon…) / “It’s possible…literally.” / NO PLACE TO HIDE (with a side of #extrafuzziness) / #newbutton #markthetime / The influence of hip-hop on the Korn sound / Korn’s 6th member defined #uncomfortable / No circle pits, only pogo. / A theory regarding the growth and evolution of metal throughout the 80’s and into the 90’s #excessmetal #newgenre / The angst of the nineties #angstierexcess / “I hate to interrupt you…” / WICKED (and some #tangentional vocals courtesy of #Deftones frontman Chino Moreno / “Beat off, beat off…” (49:43): #allthecokelines / and the #backstory regarding the meaning of #adidas A.D.I.D.A.S / #OMGSeriouslyASMR #goingin / “Y’all are dodging that question, I can tell…” / #hehahuh / LOW RIDER #bagpipes #awwwmannnASMR #awwshit / ASS ITCH “It had some girth…” / “It’s fun to talk about…” KILL YOU #killercloser #doomballs #readthoselyrics “That’s fucking dark!” / What the #fructus? / #HereWeGo /The uncomfortable ug
Ep 175175: SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH Album Dive
E“I want you to listen! I’m talking to you…” One could easily argue that SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH, the fifth studio release from Birmingham’s own BLACK SABBATH, is their “Black Album” moment, in that there are a multitude of different dimensions present on this album that were not as evident or pronounced as on the first four albums, including the addition of synthesizers, orchestras, and atmosphere. Get ready to appreciate the value of “projection as a coping mechanism” and embrace your “late blooming misogyny” as you find out what it means to truly be “an organ donor” when you JOIN US as we dive into Vol. 5 of “The First Six”: SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH by the incomparable BLACK SABBATH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast https://www.youtube.com/@metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Has anybody checked on #CharlieSheen?” / #tigerblood and #cocaine and #chemtrailmix #cokelines #TrumpTrails (“Let’s call ‘em that…”) / We call that a #hyrbrid / The first 20K years of #Eternity / “I think you may have a problem…” / #projection as a coping mechanism / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #TheUncorking #nomoreitchyeyeballsASMR #tallboyredbull #shotglassASMR #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater #CinnamonFlavoredWhiskey #CheersFellas ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** Now it’s official…” / “After the shot…” / “I got all the things and everything..” / #kramerupdate #RussellsReflections / “Use your mind, man…” / “We said it at the same time…” / “It’s water drops on top…” / #monkeypoxASMR “A pearl, white, metallic…” / “Here’s the question…” #guitarpickups / “What the fuck is that noise!?” / #boatsandhoes #motorcyclepornASMR #onmicburpASMR #CGCustoms / “I’m #phonetical man…” / #RussellsReflectionsReprise #GawdDangIt (***Have YOU ever assembled and built your own guitar with the materials? *** / #guitarreincarnation “Drop that #duncan in there man…” #SeymourDuncan and a shoutout to #PaulReedSmith #Archon25Combo and a recent jam review / #Delta8ediblesASMR and #jamming / “25 watts…is loud as shit!” / “If you can add some #fuzz to it…” #addfuzz / #alwaysaddfuzz / #ampmodeling and modern-day gig #settings / You have to be entirely too smart to operate modern day #guitaramplificationsystems / “Bro…” / #gatorcase (Trusted and used by #professionals) / “He pulls it out and it all fits in…” / ***Can we ALL agree that #guitarampmodeling is at a #legendarylevel? *** / Modeling amps vs sampling amps (e.g., Kemper) #gearnerdsyeah (14:46): #picturetime / “…and now…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #StillFireBrewery #SuwanneeGA #CubanCoffeeStout #sevenpointninepercentABV #coolalbumcover #HailToStillFire (“She definitely used teeth…”) / #nohead #verycoffeeish #stimulated #morecaffeinated (We should definitely go have a drink at their expense and our inebriation…) / #NYE2023Plans / “It’s Thursday night…” #ladiesnight #rockfortots #MudDonkey / “If you like #Journey….” / #OMG #seriously #romantical #seriously / “He’s like you but fuckin’ ripped!” / #hesnotlikeyou #hesgothair (***Local #guitarlegends***) #RussellsReflectionsAllNightLong / “the attic and the basement are exactly alike… (in length)” / “Everybody knows the song, you get up and play the song…” / “It’s #fourstrings…” / “Wait a minute…” / #iknewit #givemeapieceoftherock and a #shoutout to #MothersFinest and also #Hail #Atlanta #oldschool / “Don’t make it complicated…” / “very #KingsX #ish (or #KingsXish if you’re maximizing #hashtags for #hashbags or #tags) / “What did you carry?” / #itsnotmetal (…but it certainly could be.) / #MosesMo / #RussellsReflectionsInfinityEdition #TheImpregnators (“That name though…”) (27:19): “Christmas is the last magical time in the life of a child.” / “that’s how he does it in one night…”/ ***The last episode of the year!!!*** #hardinthepaint (Quick learner…) #napoleonASMR ***You can email us your #shittah at [email protected] or on the #socialmedia at #Instagram and #Facebook*** / #timetraveling #footballASMR #RussellsRegressions / “I didn’t say that…” / a weird (and likely highly unpopular) theory about #femaleswholovesports / “I’ve only recently developed my #misogyny” / #justalittle / #complicatedballs #thatsalotofballs #refatheringmyballs #secondpuberty #toomuchballtalk #itsajourney (33:26): #BirminghamMetal (#notAlabama) / “It’s recognized as the #BlackSabbath #BlackAlbum i.e., #numberfiverelease #Vol5 / “One of the coolest album covers #evah!!!” / #TheDocket #BlackSabbath SABBATH BLOODY S
Ep 174174: SANTA’S SACK
EAhhh, the Holiday season. Christmastime in the city. Filled with “tidings of comfort and joy” that includes leaving out some special “Christmas tree” infused cookies for Santa in the hope that you will be blessed with something special from SANTA’S SACK on Christmas morn. Grab yourself some “cocoa nibs”, settle in and prepare to “get tingly”, for the time is at hand to come together “at the same time” before you get “wiped” and take another sip of “jollyfish” infused “chumwater” which will reveal the hidden bond shared by Slayer and professional wrestling when you JOIN US for some Christmas metal memories, a bit of Yuletide themed metal goodness, and a few extra special holiday surprises from deep within SANTA’S SACK. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ Show Notes: (00:01): “Of course, NOW you turn it on…” / #alwayswaitfortheredbutton #samewithsex/ #sciencestuff / “The most common cause of death…” / #nymphesema (“Not sure which one sounds funnier…”) #rimshotASMR #theuncorking #toight (and a note to the #FamilyGuyOstrich) / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #PeterGriffinImpression #SinEater #deepbreathandbegin ***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #Shoutout to a new killer #Canadian show #LetterKenny / #peoprel / #coldstarts and #slang / #onmicburpASMR / “He’s just so dry…” / #freeplugASMR #eh #aboot #canadianhumorASMR (05:14): ***THE INTRODUCTIONS!!!*** (and the regrets…) #mulligan (#anythingbutthat) #prewarmupbeer #cranberryspice #thatstheone / “That looks like a stoner black metal album cover…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Uh oh…it’s a #sour”) / #NewGrassBrewingCompany #sixpointzeropercentABV #ShelbyNC #darkalbumcover #BloodCeremony (“It’s like a #bonedagger…”) / #cocoanibs are fucking AWESOME!!! #readthatdescription #cocoanibsASMR / #cherrychocolatemilk / #ohjeez #ohhnohh (“We came together…at the same time…”) / “Hard?” / #onmicburpASMR / “Thank you for that…” / #strangeaftertaste / “I hate when people say ‘per se’…” / “It’s time for that dude…” (10:30): #alternativechristmasmovies and a shoutout to #Krampus (the #AntiClaus) and #FatMan with Mel Gibson. (#WalterGoggins) / A moment of clarification…and #preop math. / “He’s good in everything he’s in…” / #MelGibsonsBeard / #SnackSizedSlayerPodcast or #SlayerSnackSizedPodcast #Slayer PAYBACK #energyboner #insidetheoutsideofthepodcast #KerryKingVoiceASMR #HulkHoganASMR #Brother #readthoselyrics “Payback’s a bitch, motherfucker!” / #tinglyballs / Production genius and #listeneradvisement ***Check out the #outroreel…*** / Update regarding the #RobDukesEraExodus #episode and #Exodus / #productiontentacleexcellence / “It’s the same way…” / The critical importance of the #killeropener (The roller coaster of metal) (17:34): WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #jingle #localmetal #AtlantaMetal #ActusReus ACTUS REUS #excitermoment ***Check out our Actus Reus #BehindTheMetal episode!!!*** Go check out the video on the #YouTube / #ActusReusASMR #veggie #doitinpost / www.actusreusband.com / #voicemailsegment (“I know you’re making fun of me…”) / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! *** / #thepost #thejellyfishchroniclesASMR / #jollyfish #markthetime (23:01): “The show right before #theholidayseason…” / “Do you speak it?” / Some #DecemberMetalBirthdays courtesy of #RussellsReflections / “48 hours of…” / #thefutureofmetal #wunderkind “His son’s a genius…” / ***PLEASE SEND GUM!!!*** #boxingdaybaby / #CaptainSmiley / #theprinceofdarkness / “Bigger than Ozzy?” / #theoriginaloriginal #blackalbum / #RussellsRIPsASMR (26:44): #TheDocket: SANTA’S GRAB SACK (AND/OR SANTA’S SCROTE!) / The #NewMetallica and a theory… / …and a #confirmation of said theory / #LuxAeterna #72Seasons and the upcoming tour / “That’s kind of a blessing in disguise…” / #FiveFingerFruitPunchASMR / “Have y’all seen the footage of the #Pantera shows?” / #Metallica LUX AETERNA #classicMetallica (and hints of #NWOBHM) / The evolution of James’ voice from #AJFA forward / “The #unangryMetallica” / #buildingtheperfectLoad (34:36): “I had no idea that he did that…” / #preciousmucusASMR / “I can’t do that…” #eggnogASMR / #dontbethatguy GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN (#RJD #RonnieJamesDio and #TonyIommi) / #KingDiamond NO PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS (Seems like King was exercising deliberate #dyslexia on this one…) #tomandjerry #santa / #AceFrehley related news… / There’s ZERO c
Ep 173173: EXODUS: THE ROB DUKES ERA
E“What’s the biggest metal boner you think you ever got in your life?” As much as it pains us to say it, it has only been extremely recently that we finally got some insight into the ROB DUKES ERA of EXODUS, and thank goodness we finally did, because we seriously had no clue as to the level of thrashtactical brutality we’d been missing! Not only were the early 2000’s a renaissance for a multitude of classic thrash bands from the glorious days of yore, but the ROB DUKES era completely blew our hair back and made us extremely thankful for what is, without question, some of the fastest, angriest, and sickest EXODUS to have blessed the sacred genre of thrash during the first decade of this millennium. Get ready to hear some of the most “bad-buttocks” thrash you’ve ever heard in your life, enjoy “a moment of metal bone” to help counteract our brief moment of college football nonsensicalness and prepare to have your faces melted off like “lady juice on a slug” as we pound down “the crack of alcohol” to get in the mood for you to JOIN US for the aural onslaught of EXODUS: THE ROB DUKES ERA. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #peanutbutterASMR / “Aren’t crepes just fancy pancakes rolled into a joint?” / #theunscrewing #thankye #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SkrewballPeanutButterWhiskey ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #markthetime for #peanutbutterballs / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #lowmids #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisodeASMR #buttonrub #WickedWeedBrewing #sixpointthreepercentABV #CoastalLove / #saltlife (what does it mean?) / “If you put a little lady juice on a slug…” / #theverdict #daydrinkingASMR (“I’d give that to my children…”) / #RussellsReflections regarding #Aquariums #TheChronicles and #bioluminescence / “That looks like an STD…” / #bonerpulse #jellyfish / #ScoobyFace (08:38): “How about a little #KingGizzardAndTheLizardWizard #shittah?” / Here comes the #sportstalkASMR portion of the show… / “Oh by the way…” / “That’s the most smart thing I’ve ever said…” / “Who’s that ringtone for?” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHITTAH!!! / #KingGizzard PLANET B / “What does #hardinthepaint mean exactly?”/ ORGAN FARMER (19:03): #TheDocket Rob Dukes Era EXODUS (Thanks to Darrell and/or Daryl for the recommendation!) / A brief summary of the #Exodus catalog and #RobDukes tenure with the band as frontman / #thirdshowenergy / Now we know and knowing is half the battle. / Shovel Headed Kill Machine (2005) / “It’s a big family of thrash…” / #killeropener RAZE “It’s a perfect #ExodusVoice” #itsveryfull / #allthecokelines “I’m sensing heavy…” DEATHAMPHETAMINE (“It’s almost like Slayer meets Exodus…”) #fuckyes #badassASMR (28:40): The Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit A (2007) / #Shoutout to #MySpace / “Don’t you think farts are dead air?”/ A lot of progressive length songs / “There’s a lot of length and a lot of girth” / RIOT ACT & FUNERAL HYMN #allthecokelines #1989ASMR / “Everything still sounds like Exodus…” / “I kinda feel guilty for not knowing this…” (36:49): Let There Be Blood (2008) is BONDED BY BLOOD but with #modernproductionquality / “If you could go back and re-record a classic thrash album with an updated mix…if you could only pick one…which one would you pick?” / “I don’t think you could make that one any better…” / BONDED BY BLOOD (#RobDukesASMR) #softintro and #tuneddown vs BONDED BY BLOOD (#PaulBaloffASMR) #standardpitch #perfectlytimedonmicburp / “Oh my God, I’m freaking out, seriously…” / Comparing the original version of “Aggressive Perfector” to the #ReignInBloodReRecordedVersion / “Comedy is all about addressing your fears…” / “They’ll clean the bones…” / PIRANHA (Dukes version) vs PIRANHA (Baloff version) / “I shouldn’t say it…” / #cocainewater (48:57): Exhibit B: The Human Condition (2010) / “What’s the biggest #metalboner you think you ever got in your life?” / “And now, a moment of #metalbone” / Reflecting back on the #Pantera and #WhiteZombie show at #TheInternationalBallroom / #killeropener THE BALLAD OF LEONARD AND CHARLES #softintro “Nothing but coke lines…” #goodcall / “Let’s go back and look at the #cokelineinventory” / #bolth / “Girth, brother…girth” / #beep BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN #antiKardashianASMR / #theblackdog / #MCTentacleChoice GOOD RIDDANCE (“I sense quickness…”) / #badbuttocks / Thank you Darrell (and Daryl) for the recommendation! / #RobDukesEra ***It’s the Metal Nerdery Stoner Barbershop Quartet*** TH
Ep 172172: Building The Perfect THRASH ALBUM ...Vol I
E“The perfect is the enemy of the good” - Voltaire In a world infested and subjugated by the tediously mediocre, all we can ever strive for in this life is to do the BEST we possibly can (even if our best is not perfect.) Having said that, we’ve decided to embrace “the enemy of the good” by BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM. We each came into the Bunkerpoon with our top 12 favorite thrash tunes and constructed (what we believed to be) the perfect collection of perfect thrash songs for the perfect thrash album. Prepare to comprehend the transformative power of ASMR while wrapping your mind around a matching upstairs and downstairs that’s bound to enhance the soundtrack of coitus “around the corner” as you JOIN US for a brand-new series that’s “nothing but bone” as we embark on our first installment of BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Check out THIS playlist on Spotify - and go buy all of these ALBUMS!! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6xrNp7hGKI1YBd36tCj2w8?si=afe9dffe45c54ea9 and go buy all of these ALBUMS!! Show Notes: (00:01): “Got yer ears on?” / #carefulwiththataxeeugene / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #liverjuiceASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #StillFireBrewing #HailToStillFire #GloryHaze #sixpointninepercentABV / #nospringsteen #thebossofnoone / #killeralbumcover #losttheirnuts #SuwaneeGA #ReadingsByRussellASMR #explosion #surpriseanddelight #thatsamouthful / “Not overly green; solid IPA” / #daydrinkingbeerfoundationASMR #straightweed / #novoicemails #noshittah / ***Some You-Tube links are #suspicious #suspectedviruses…so always open those links on someone else’s computer (just to be safe)*** / #MyFirstStandupSpecial and my #punchupsidehustle / “It’s MY computer…” / #affirmations / ***Apologies and condolences for all of the #twanglification from #TheChronicles*** / #IllBill #PeaceSells (***Ummm…go check it out, and definitely #readthoselyrics! It’s not at all metal from a musical perspective, but the lyrics are nothing but #classicthrashlove and so for that, we thank Ill Bill…and #Hail! ***) / #tangentionalalityASMR / “What are you talking about?” (8:08): An #email from Tony / “A chockful #docketofdocketness…” / #breakfastsausageASMR / #RobDukesEraExodus #episode #comingsoon wherever you get your #podcastery!!! / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182*** / #taketwo #yeahhh / #novocalflaccidity #gettheboneup / “This episode’s nothing BUT bone!” / BUILDING THE PERFECT: THRASH BONE (THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM)!!! / #buildingtheperfectloadASMR / ***Here’s the conditions of this episode…*** / “The ‘perfect’ thrash album/compilation/record” / The new #MetalNerderyPodcastLabel will be #BunkerpoonStudiosProductions / “Faith greater than a mustard seed…” (13:25): “What are we gonna call this album?” / #bunkerpoonstudiospresents / #acronyms / #killeropener #TrackOne (“Waffling?”) / “…a little more immediate…” / #howdareyou (***Go check out #TheRibLounge whenever you’re down on #COTLODBLVD***) #Testament C.O.T.L.O.D. #badassopener (#nopeonmicburp) / #StormtroopersOfDeath MARCH OF THE S.O.D. “I play this before sex…” / #bouncybone #HeadbangersBallASMR / #Slayer ANGEL OF DEATH (because why the fuck would it NOT be on this album!?) #nevergetsold / “We’re trying to keep things fair… / #TrackTwo (“How much #thrashness can you have in one place?”) / #weirdvoices / “It’s on a 500 quadrillion terabyte tower…” / “A short hair?” / #Slayer LIVE UNDEAD (aka #thesoundofcalgon) #newpodcastASMR #FuckingSlayerNerdery / #Kreator TERRIBLE CERTAINTY / “Holy shit! That’s super offensive…” / ***Who remembers the old #GeorgiaTechRadio #WREKage metal show? *** / The true sign of 80’s thrash… #polyps (25:22): #Forbidden FORSAKEN AT THE GATES (***we cannot stress enough just how many episodes are automatically tangentionally related to this specific podcast episode, but if you dig ANY of these bands, we strongly suggest you check out the ridiculousness in all episodes noted in the appendix (there’s a BUNCH!) and also go buy their #shittah *** / #TrackThree #Pantera DRAG THE WATERS / #BobRossIsASMR #notontheboat (***HAIL and congrats to the mighty Pantera for destroying in the early shows!!!***) / #PhilAnselmoASMR #AwwwManASMR #VocalBurnASMR (“Analogies bro, that’s how I work…” / #TrackFour (“I’ll just note that you noted it…”) / Track Four historically alw
Ep 171171: NUCLEAR ASSAULT - Inside The Metal
E“Why don’t you think for yourself?” NUCLEAR ASSAULT, the crossover thrash titans hailing from NYC featuring the aggro bass thunder of Dan Lilker (formerly of Anthrax and S.O.D.) alongside the punishing riffs & brutal lyrical commentary of John Connelly, graced metal with an uncompromising attitude and visceral urgency that combines old-school thrash themes with New York hardcore aggression, resulting in an East Coast crossover thrash sound so desperately needed (and welcomed) during the late 80’s and early 90’s. It’s time to partake of some “far beyond decently” recorded thrash greatness while deciding whether to style your downstairs into “braids, cornrows, or ‘fros” as you bear witness to a brilliantly executed “Black Album Reference” regarding “the prior episode(s)” and JOIN US for a well-deserved INSIDE THE METAL memorial dedication to the “wall of sound” that is NUCLEAR ASSAULT. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Now it’s a party…” #airhornASMR #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater / Some side notes regarding #akkadakka / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #liverjuice , a few #BobRossRocks and a perfect segue into #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #StillFireBrewing #MidnightVoyage (Cool album cover…) #buttonrubASMR / #sevenpointninepercentABV #stout without the usual aftertaste #wellwrittendescriptionASMR / “It reminds me of when I was married…” (04:26): #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** The return of The Post and some feedback regarding #TheMushroomChronicles as well as a perfectly executed #wellplayed #BlackAlbumReference / “I felt a little dirty after that…” / There’s no #thrashflaccidity here… #wevenotgonesoft #wearegettinghardagain / Some excellent book recommendations, especially if you’re a fan of #KISS / “The make up and the show and the fire and the blood…” / Rock & Metal #autobios are some of the most captivating reads ever! ***What’s YOUR favorite Rock and/or Metal autobiography? *** “Is listening to a book on tape technically still reading?” / Rock & Metal #autobiographies / The book in question is Runnin’ with the Devil: A Backstage Pass to the Wild Times, Loud Rock, and the Down and Dirty Truth Behind the Making of Van Halen (Noel Monk and Joe Layden) / “There’s still time, man…” / #itsnevertoolate / #FledglingVaginas with special guests: #AssTrash/ ***WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!*** send it to us via IG or FB or via email at [email protected] / “This is from Bob…no band name provided in the email” INDOCTRINATE (NOTE: The band in question is actually #AngelusApatrida) / #farbeyonddecently (14:53): #TheDocket NUCLEAR ASSAULT (R.I.P.) and some #tangentionalality to #bolth #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD and #Anthrax / Co-found or Co-find? / A rather abbreviated (yet potent) body of work (quality over quantity) / The super-aggro Dan Lilker bass is what gives #NuclearAssault an extra edge / #prettytypicalgross / #hehim and the vocal stylings & riffage of John Connelly/ “It sounds like #Testament used to come through town in the 80’s like #Pantera did in the 90’s” (20:44); “Game Over” (1986) #cokelinesaplenty SIN (“Its like this, but completely different”) / BETRAYAL (Now THAT is an #oldschoolthrash riff!!!). / Very bass centric / “Somebody’s #vibrator is going off…” / (24:07): “Survive” (1988) BRAINWASHED #readthoselyrics / “There’s definitely an injection of balls in the mix department…” / #analogymadnessASMR / F# (that’s F Sharp, not F Hashtag, btw) / GOOD TIMES BAD TIMES (#LedZeppelin) / “I do what I can…my ass does the rest…” #markthetime (28:50): “Handle With Care” (1989) / “Hamburgers are nothing more than #flatearthmeatballs…” / NEW SONG #killeropener #aggrothrash / WHEN FREEDOM DIES & CRITICAL MASS (***definitely go check out the #musicvideo and #readthoselyrics***) #FollowMe / #aggrobass / A quick analysis of John Connelly’s voice / F Natural (or F*) WAKE UP / “A massive boner of sound” (#wallofaggro) (35:56): “Out of Order” (1991) / “Never got the whole #Nirvana thing…” / “You never ‘kill’ #themetal…”/ SIGN IN BLOOD (kinda “Hit the Lights” -ish at the intro) / PREACHING TO THE DEAF (Definitely sounds like early 90’s thrash) (41:28): “Something Wicked” (1993) SOMETHING WICKED #allthecokelines #killeropener / “maybe that was their ‘Pre-Load’…” / CHAOS (definitely slower and groovier) / “Hints of the dude from #MollyHatchet…” (46:11
Ep 170170: The Chronicles Part 2 - Metal Massacre III and Hair Metal
E“What do you wanna do with your life?” For everyone still trying to recover from “the prior episode” we understand you’ve endured a lot and assure you that it’s about to get even more surreal. Think of THE CHRONICLES: Part II as a 2-part episode embedded within the second half of The Chronicles, like appetizers before the main course or, using a more apropos food analogy, a “Turducken” of Metal if you will. For starters, it’s back to 1983 for a tasting of early metal compiled by Brian Slagel and Metal Blade Records for METAL MASSACRE III including (and of utmost importance) Slayer, as well as a veritable plethora of other bands who gave us a glimpse of the future of 80’s metal that was yet to be born. Then for the main course, we indulged in a generous cornucopia of 80’s HAIR METAL music videos that we enjoyed as youngsters coming of age during the bygone days of yore when Music Television was still a new concept and five bucks in quarters bought an entire day of bliss at the video arcade. Prepare to embrace 80’s metal Zen through enlightened states of twanglification, be sure to keep your “Fast Times” and “Karate Kid” cast members straight, and then “touch hands” and start “motoring” because it’s time to get “sideways” and give thanks as you JOIN US for a heavy metal double header on this, the exciting conclusion of our trip through THE CHRONICLES. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify YouTube: Metal Nerdery Munchies @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I felt a little weird earlier…” / Can you believe we actually made it through a #KISS episode on THIS show? / The word is #pica / “This is the next one…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised / Shroom Chronicles Part II: The Peak / #Selfabuse from #theblackdog / Positivity at the Hetfield house #ReverendHetfield and #positiveaffirmations (and #ReverendBon) #imstillgonnasayit / “#Powerage is the perfect #inbetweenalbum / #slowadultDamone #arresteddevelopmentDamone and “knowing the difference” / “I think she gave #greathead in #TheKarateKid…” / “You can’t even let people know you have those thoughts…” #ifeelworse / #shesstillhot / #bossbitch vs #bossasshole / #relaxerlatebloomerASMR #cricketsASMR #WelcomeToTheMattShow / #greasygrin aka #permagrin (12:21): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (and #RussellsReflectionsASMR) #elevenpercentalcoholABV #NewHollandBrewingCompany #DragonsMilk #youguysarefuckedASMR #brewerering #alottaauras #badprobrem / “C’mere, #Dragontits!” / “We can do a combo…” / The #predocket #Docket: #MetalBladeRecords #MetalMassacre Metal Massacre III AND Various Hair Metal Selections #thepriorepisode #herestherules / “#Thegreatestfarts” and “a deck of cards” / ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIALS, SEND US AN EMAIL AT [email protected] AND IF YOU REALLY WANNA TELL US HOW YOU FEEL YOU CAN FEEL TOLL FREE TO LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #yeahhhh (18:58): “There’s gonna be a LOT of reaching…” #markthetime / The Chronicles Part II /Side A: The Psilo: Metal Massacre III / (Put on your #1983 hat for this…) / #Slayer #nottheReignInBloodVersion AGGRESSIVE PERFECTOR #killeropener / “What was the evillest thing you’d heard from ’83?” / #BlackSabbath (From Born Again) STONEHENGE #creepyASMR #OMGASMR #IDKItsASMR (This is NOT on #MetalMassacreThree) #PinkSabbath TRASHED (#DeepSabbath or #BlackPurple) and thoughts on “Pyromania” (the album) #FisherTexMexTrailMix #foodnoiseASMR / #Bitch (back to #MMIII) RIDING IN THUNDER #metalPatBenatar / #Tyrant ARMAGEDDON #KingDiamondish and/or #MercyfulFateish (Think Cronos meets King Diamond) / “It was shoved in there…” / #VenomMeetsKingDiamond / “The word is #genre” / #ComboMegaMixASMR (including a touch of DISTURBING THE PRIEST) (37:30): #Medusa PIRANHAS (NOTE: keep in mind that a lot of these were likely from #demotapes back in the day…young bands sending in their #shittah to try and get signed to the mighty #MetalBladeRecords) #earlymetal / #faceyourfears #piranhagloryhole and a #rimshot to boot / ***“Is #GunsNRoses considered #hairmetal?”*** / *Moments with #MrUnicorn* / More #RussellsReflections and the fall of hair metal / #GNR #LiveAtTheRitz/ #onmicburpASMR / “I guess we can all be #timelords now”/ #TestPattern BITE THE KNIFE / “#YngwieMalmsteen IS #DungeonHairMetal” / #BlackWidow BLITZKRIEG / “Dragons shouldn’t be allowed to have tits…” / “How many riffs can YOU cram into a single song!?” / “Is it Poem or Pome?” #exhaustingoffputtingandirresp
Ep 169169: The Chronicles Vol I
E“We’ve got a little surprise for you tonight…” We’ve been talking about doing this for so long now that many of you (ourselves included) had almost given up thinking it was ever going to happen, like it was just another instance of the usual psilly nonsense that manifests deep within the Bunkerpoon Studios whilst surfing relaxer fueled waves of madness. Well, the aforementioned “psilly nonsense” has finally manifested into a multi-dimensional, multi-tentacled reality! Now, just so we’re perfectly clear and we’re all on the same page here, we are absolutely NOT talking about “Knights in Satan’s Service” or “Kids in Satan’s Service” or ANYTHING having any affiliation with “Satan’s Service” in any way, shape, or form!!! And we’re definitely NOT talking about “Keeping it Super Simple” either. But actually, in all reality, we definitely kinda are… And we definitely kinda did… A lot. (“Yeah, yeah…”) It’s time to strap in for “a hard day at the office” and put on your finest “cheetah skin boots” to go with your “gloves of shame” to ensure you’re outfitted with the proper ensemble to do “The Paul Dance” before Mr. Unicorn gnaws through another mic cable again. Always remember that the code word is “airhorn” and JOIN US for a multi-part trip through The Chronicles. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “That dude was me…” #crispyjello / “We FINALLY made it!!!” / It’s the wild wide mouth… / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater #shroomy ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #thisepisodesbeerbeforetheepisode #Abita #BubbleGumJuicyIPA / ***Shroom Chronicles Edition*** #shroomchroniclesASMR #psilocybinASMR / #rubbingthebuttonASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AkademiaBrewingCompany #DeathRipperVolumeEight (cool #albumcovers) #sixpercentABV / #costcoboozebythedrum / “You can’t tell the difference if you put it in Coca-Cola” (6:54): #TheVoicemailSegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpost #thewordisairhorn / “Somebody #buttdialed us…” / An update regarding the week… / #SixFlags vs #DollyWood / #rollercoasterASMR / “Boy, that’d wear your ass out…” #markthetime / #spiritualASMR #whatsthatnoise “He’ll do anything to NOT listen to #KISS” / Sabotaged by #theblackdog / #chewedcableASMR / “At some point, don’t tits transform into boobs?” / Dolly Parton and Rob Halford and Jolene / #bigonmicburpASMR / Russ says #boobs the best / “I want to see what the downstairs looks like…” / “Have you seen Madonna lately?” / #justbeyourself / “#daylightsavingstime is the longest day of the year” #endDSTforever (Actually it’s Arizona and Hawaii). (19:44): #TheDocket KISS and going back in time to our younger years / “I did have the KISS lunchbox…and the posters” / #KISS on #ScoobyDoo / “His real name is #GeneSimmonsFromKISS” / #shroomchroniclesASMR / “You only get one Parasite…” / This is NOT an #insidethemetal of KISS / #Anthrax PARASITE / “If mine was catching you, it’s gold…” / “That was a juicy one…” / A note regarding the #KissMyAssCompilation / #Motorhead SHOUT IT OUT LOUD / #DeathAngel COLD GIN (from Frolic Through the Park) (29:44): “We’re doing good…” / KISS ALIVE! II #guitarsolo on SHOCK ME (about 4 minutes in…) / “It’s built like a tank…” #guitarpicktappingASMR / “Who was one of the first guitarists to do tapping?” / “Can you imagine #EVH in KISS?” / “What was the first KISS song you remember hearing as a kid?” / “That’s like the Enter Sandman of KISS…” / “They had the stereo turned up to #twelveteen back in the 70’s…” (36:35): #kabukiASMR / The future of KISS will be continued by #KISSKlones / KISS was all about “The Show” / the impact of #disco on 70’s rock / DETROIT ROCK CITY #killeropener (from Destroyer) “That’s a sloppy eater…” / “The most progressive #dualguitarsolo they ever did” / “It’s almost like Maiden…” / “Okay, seriously…” / KISS didn’t really explode in popularity until after the release of ALIVE! / Remember the #KISSsoloalbums? (47:27): “Did you find the one I showed ya?” / #shoutout to #MrUnicorn and #theblackdog #cablechewingASMR / #Sershen&Zaritskaya I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN’ YOU (It’s time for #ThePaulDance) / “It’s hotter when she sings it…” / “This is difficult for me…” / Fast forward to “Music From The Elder” … / “It’s like their Loads…” / “You know what’s sad when I look at this…besides everything?” / MR. BLACKWELL (“I don’t hate this) / From Creatures of the Night; I LOV