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Ep 202#202 EXODUS - Baloff’s BONDED BY BLOOD & Souza’s PLEASURES OF THE FLESH

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This episode is dedicated to one of a handful of times in thrash metal history where the first two albums have two totally different singers, giving the illusion of two totally different “first new albums”. And since this is an episode of firsts, we felt that diving into BONDED BY BLOOD (the first album with Paul Baloff on vocals) and PLEASURES OF THE FLESH (the first album with Steve “Zetro” Souza on vocals) together would be an excellent way to compare and contrast the mighty thrash power of Big Five Thrash Masters EXODUS and offer the perfect opportunity to hear the evolution of the band’s sound (from first to first, as it were) and get a better feel for the profound stylistic progression between these two uniquely distinctive debuts (with Baloff & Souza, respectively). It's time to understand what happens when you’re “hangin’ your dangle” off the boat to “air dry” while simultaneously adjusting your “shutter speed” and aperture. Hopefully “the sheilas” and the djentlemen are both listening so they can behold the “gummified” horror that unfolds “when the bag of syrup is almost out” and JOIN US for this double dive of EXODUS firsts, with Baloff’s BONDED BY BLOOD & Souza’s PLEASURES OF THE FLESH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast EXODUS on the InterWebs: https://exodusattack.com/site/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Oh wait, we’re rolling!” / #airdrythewang after a #coldshower #thekraken / #Noyist / “I wanna see all the #deadlyanimals” #chamberofcommerce / #thesheilas ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #gummified / “My bathroom is #hauntedagain” (It’s #ghoststorytime) #paranormalASMR #hauntedtoilet #markallthosetimes / #orbs / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Schofferhofer Grapefruit Hefeweizen 2.5 / #mixedmessages (“More alcoholic goodness? Or less?”) / “The bag of syrup is almost out?” / “Usually…” / “I don’t know how to feel about it…” / “That’s what I’m gonna call my balls from now on…” / “I never got the whole #sparklingwatertrend man…” / “It’s missing the bag of syrup.” / #waterflavorizer / “Unsweet tea?” / *** IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182*** / #voicemailsegment #thetripsix #gday #metalconspiracyASMR #jameshetfieldvocalASMR (“What two bands would you like merged together?”) #Beatallica SGT. HETFIELD’S MOTORBREATH PUB BAND / GARAGE DAYS NIGHT / #TheBurningQuestion #metalmashups / #RockSugar DON’T STOP THE SANDMAN #softintro (“We’ll get through it…”) / #waitforit #JourneyMetallicaMashupASMR #StevePerryASMR #yeah / “This is terrible…” / “That’s all he does is say ‘yeah’!” / #No / ***WE GOT A #FACEBOOKRECOMMENDATION FOR #METALNERDERYPODCAST!!!*** #ThankYouForThat / #happybelated (an #email from The Darius: you can email us at [email protected] if you’ve got questions, inquiries, or feedbacks) / “Does it let you slip through the spiritual atmosphere a little easier?” #astralglide / #Evile REAP WHAT YOU SOW (“Riff wise, it’s almost like a modern sounding combination of Slayer & Metallica…”) / “Fuck, I forgot to do #thejingle” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! (22:22): “We went and sat through 2 and a half hours of #TheCure” / “That’s a box set!” / #offmicburp / “If you’d like to be sad…” / “No!” / “So, it wasn’t a show…” / #RussellsRecommendations #movieedition #basedonatruestory / Creepy, RI & Haunted, HI / “Cockfeelers?” (“I bet there is.”) (27:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: THE FIRST TWO FIRST NEW ALBUMS WITH THE FIRST TWO FRONTMEN OF EXODUS: ALBUM DIVE DOUBLE-HEADER!!! BONDED BY BLOOD & PLEASURES OF THE FLESH / #doubledive / “They released their first album the latest of #thebigfour / “I do remember they used to play this on #WREKage” / “You cannot unhear that.” / #1985echo / “Aren’t they all kinda ugly?” / #theshirts (“I don’t know if their tits are out or not…”) / BONDED BY BLOOD #tittlee #killeropener #timemachine #backto1985 #allthecokelines (“Sounds a little like Four Horsemen…”) / “It’s their #ExciterMoment” / EXODUS (“It’s kinda tragic that it didn’t come out sooner…”) / “But then, he’s Ozzy…” / Reflecting on #heavymetalculture and the various #thrashbandscenes across the country, including our own personal experiences (37:26): AND THEN THERE WERE NONE (“That echo is so weird…”) / “Wow, I did not know that…” / “They didn’t do anything in the 90’s…” / “No…” / #mouthfarts / A LESSON IN VIOLENCE (“This might be one of the fastest

Jul 6, 20231h 25m

Ep 201#201 DJUNTS & FLAHNS - The SOUNDS of Metal - & OTHER MOUTH SHAPES

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If you’re gonna describe a riff to somebody…” There are a multitude of MOUTH SHAPES that exist all across the rock & metal landscape, many of which we’re pretty certain you’ve never heard of before in your life. Sure, there’s the typical FLAHNS & DJUNTS. (And thanks to Pantera, there are even super djunts!). But did you know about the muns, the buns, the duns, the luns, and the uns? What about the waows and the baows? The dans and the dons? The ban-nah-nahs, the dahn-nahs and the lahn-nahs? We realize this is A LOT to process, but here’s a few “rules” to consider that might make comprehension of this lunacy a little easier: Sometimes if it’s too fast, regardless of how heavy it is, there’s just no time for djunts. Generally speaking, ALL clean guitar stuff (which includes anything played with a bow) is considered a flahn. (The only exception being Slayer, as their clean riffs are strangely devoid of any flahninity.) Melodies (as a general rule) are also applicable to proper MOUTH SHAPE classification as they’re kinda riffs (but not really) and they’re also kinda solos (but not really). Beavis & Butt-Head are the original pioneers that first brought the heavy metal mouth shape movement to mainstream awareness back in the early 1990’s. It’s time to grasp which kinds of holes we “don’t like talking about” and find out “why the girls don’t listen” even after our collective acknowledgement that all high quality “stripper lotion” used by “shooter girls and bottle girls” is the best because “it has glitter in it.” Get ready to “get up in there” and have some fun, remember the meaning of “NO means NO” and JOIN US for our in-depth, investigative report regarding DJUNTS & FLAHNS & OTHER MOUTH SHAPES. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Are we rolling?” #justhittheredbutton #dontdenythepowerof #BlackberryZombie (#fireonthemountain #RMRose) #HappyFathersDayASMR (“Could I get one…to go?”) / Diff’rent strains for diff’rent brains / The difference between creativity and in-da-couch… #indacouch / #paranoiaselfdestroyer / #Shoutout to #Shazzys / #nonamesASMR / “Wait a minute…” / “A friend slipped me some…peanut butter fudge.” Always read the note BEFORE consumption… / #peanutbutterfudge #alcoholinducedamnesia #paranoia #nobueno / “The paranoia that came with that high was not worth it” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH LOADS OF ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #olanmills #pictureday #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “We’ve had beer from this brewery before…” / #RobZombieImpressionASMR / “It’s more endearing…” / #CatawbaBrewingCompany #killeralbumcover (“They’re basically the same.”) / #fuckcetera / #TheVerdict / “I won’t use the word delicious…” / “You were cool before it was cool to be cool…” / #budlightboycottASMR #parentcompanyASMR / “We can’t have that…” / “If you’re looking for gift ideas…that fits.” (#oxysuppositories for “down there” are totes apropos. / #notafanofdickholes / #catheter #pissbag / “I’m aware of what a ‘#foley’ is…”/ #movieASMR #BeverlyHillsCopASMR / #snortlaughs (10:53): The voicemail segment…now with vocal burn…/ ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A #VOICEMAIL at 980-666-8182!!!*** / Sidecast…or fakt Czech? (The latter) / #theReturnOfThePost #clarification / “That person was a doofus?” / ***LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR FOR THE Episode 200 PARTY EPISODE!!!*** (including a voicemail from a #naturalbornbirthfemaleexclusive: “came out of the hole with a hole…” / #DarylsWhammyBar requested, perhaps some #Exodus / “riding the wave of the voice of the Paul Baloff”. / “That’s a category unto itself…” / #familyguyreference / “OH!!!“/” Gimme a minute on this…y’all talk about something interesting…” #CirithUngol (#futureepisodeidea) / “No but it sounds awesome!” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR (“Paired?”) #bolthbolthbolthbolthbut / “The #MachoMan?” / Long story longer…with a happy(ish) ending. / “I wanna clear something up real quick…” / “I feel like the shooter girls and the stripper girls have the same perfume…for your body (it’s got glitter in it).” / “Somewhat local…#southeast #sweden #southeastsweden / “He gets all his power from his dreadlocks…” / We’ll Play Your Shit-tah…Sorcerer (proggy doom). / “Dark metal” …a local “dark metal” band confused with a Scandinavian progressive doom metal band. / A great OFF-mic burp… / #Sorcerer / Atlanta, via Stockholm / “She should be a stripper now…” / No stripper Body lotion doesn’t no

Jun 29, 20231h 16m

Ep 200#200 AC/DC - HIGHWAY TO HELL - Album Dive

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July 27, 1979 Perhaps one of the most brilliant & haunting albums of AC/DC’s 1970’s output, HIGHWAY TO HELL shows the band at their peak with the most polished production of their career thanks in no small part to the production genius of Robert John “Mutt” Lange. Not only is it the perfect finale to the Bon Scott era of the band, but it perfectly portrays everything the band had evolved to up to this point in their career, including some of the most vividly visual lyrics and darkest, heaviest riffs ever captured on tape. Get ready to start “hittin’ the hair” as we’ve “technically, literally, seriously” made it to Episode 200! Prepare to find out which brand spank QOTSA song briefly pays tribute to AC/DC, which song is AC/DC’s “Slayer moment” and discover what it means to be “pushing marshmallows”. It’s time to “mark the time” a lot of times, “check all three box holes” and JOIN US as we celebrate our 4th anniversary, our 200th episode, and the most favorite AC/DC album (for some of us) from the Bon Scott era: HIGHWAY TO HELL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast AC/DC on the InterWebs: https://www.acdc.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Forty ounces of what?” / “The general punchline and/or theme of the story: #twophrases #tobefair #marshmallowdick #vulgaroldladies #happyfathersday / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** #recordscratch / #ballmaintenance / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Look at that…timing”) #NewBelgium #1985IPA (“It looks like 1985”) / “Kinda like…the same material…as the #glovesofshame” / #TheVerdict (“Good beach beer and good #daydrinkingbeer”) / Time for Wheeler’s #Refrections (#storytime) / “People say it’s real salty…sometimes they just spit it right out.” / “One of my favoriteist things in the world…” / “It was like pushing marshmallows…” / “Old folks that curse a lot and talk shit are funny…”/ #onmicburp / “We’ll ALL be like that…” / #blessyourheart / “I’m gonna keep this short…” / #RussellsRecommendations #AvengedSevenfold #NewAlbum #LifeIsButADream (“Weird how?”) / “Let me show you a weird one…” #markthetime / “I couldn’t get it all the way there…” / “G” (#DreamTheater meets #FrankZappa meets #MahavishnuOrchestra) / GAME OVER / “You have to listen to the album…” / #QueensOfTheStoneAge #NewAlbum #QOTSA EMOTION SICKNESS (#allthecokelines) / “Shot down in flames!” #sorta #usethoseheadphones / PAPER MACHETE / #futureepisodeidea #backshadowingASMR #foreshadowingASMR / “Technically, literally, seriously…” #EpisodeTwoHundred #HappyAnniversary #MetalNerderyPodcast #FourthAnniversary #instavag #instadick #FaceGram #email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! (20:39): “For me to go to Atlanta, it’s gotta be #Kreator…” / “The Fourth Nerd…” / Upcoming concerts in the tri-county Atlanta, Georgia area / “Really? You think #Ghost is like #KISS times a thousand?” / “Have you ever seen Tori’s Amos?” / “I feel like we’re stalling for time…” / “That’s a great song to make babies to, even if you’re shooting blanks…” / #turdbabies & #imagery / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #ThePostWithTheMost #PissingPostASMR and a comment regarding the #Painkiller album by #JudasPriest / “Hello there…and goodbye there…”/ #vocalburnASMR #thejourney / “You could really just roll down the window and hang ‘em out the window…” / #propertechnique for handling #cremains / #finalwishes to check all three #boxholes (31:16): #TheDocket (Russell’s favorite #ACDC album) METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS AC/DC’s HIGHWAY TO HELL / #markthetime (“Now he’s holding it…”) #firstgarten / Can you imagine hearing THIS album as your very first ever AC/DC experience EVER!? / #MuttLangeProduction (“Their Master of Black Album? Or The Master of Justice?”) / #analysis #analogies / Released July 27, 1979 / “Powerage was the link between the older albums and Highway to Hell” / #noteven / “You’re bloody well right…” / “H-E-double hockey sticks” / “He’s drunk…” / #prephotoshop / “He looks like a #honeybadger you don’t wanna fuck with…” / #killeropener HIGHWAY TO HELL (“Even the #gangvocals sound better…”) (41:11): “If I’m going left, stop trying to push your ass right…” GIRLS GOT RHYTHM / “I want THAT guy again!” / “He’s like the Aussie Ozzy…” #AussieOzzy #seewhatididthere / #alltheballs WALK ALL OVER YOU (“Take off t

Jun 22, 20231h 25m

Ep 199#199 JUDAS PRIEST VOL. II: The 80’s

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Summary: Prepare to travel back in time and embrace the dayglo technicolor of the 1980’s, a time when Miami Vice impacted fashion, the PMRC became the best promoters of heavy metal in the world, and JUDAS PRIEST achieved mainstream success and popularity with a shift towards bigger, heavier, more modern metal soundscapes which has become their calling card (with the exception of that one keyboard & synth laden album from ’86 that always seems to draw flak, even from fans). Get ready to “drop the needle” on some quality 80’s metal loaded with “extra junts” while learning the consensus regarding “slimy gray meat sliders” and fix yourself a “PB&KY sandwich” (to go) before you ride off on the dot matrix “printer paper road out into the sunset” while trying to comprehend why the PMRC co-founder’s husband “talks like Paul Stanley” YET does not wear the gloves of shame. Prepare to give “old stretch” a workout before reaching the “Love Zone” (which is right next to the “birth hole”) and JOIN US for JUDAS PRIEST VOL. II: The 80’s. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “And we’re live!” / #liveundead #forwardbackshadowing / “It’s got so many layers…” / #Hatebreed #GhostsOfWar (***Go listen to that now…***) / “It’s time for shots, girls…” / #trulees (“A #whiteclaw with a different title…”) / #Ooohhhh #TheWalMartWhiteclaw / ***WARNING: #listenersidscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Anesthesia / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #twohundredbackshadowing / “Have you ever done a #pickleshot ?” / #bolthbut / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #olanmillsASMR #gritandglory #6666 (“Four’s better than three…”) / “Established in 1870…” / #fivepointzeropercentABV #daydrinking / “These are KING hops!!!” / #AndTheVerdict (“Easy drinking…”) / “Take a case and a big radio…” / “I witnessed this…” / #SAT (“that’s brilliant how you tied that in…”) / “A stack…a pyramid…a mountain…” / #budlightblowoutASMR / “Our major competitor…”) / “They had an episode…very similar to #TheChronicles…” / #theyrepayingattention / “…thirty years ago…” / “#Krystal, yay or nay?” / “There’s a time for it…” / #slimysliders (“It’s the steam…”) / “Something happened during #thepandemic…” / #blessingsandprayers / “It’s a food pill for me…” / “It’s a beginner job…” / #jobopeningsASMR / #BillHicksASMR / #RussellsReflectionsFastFoodFuckeryASMR / #AI #Skynet #AIVideo #TypeONegative HALLOWEEN IN HEAVEN (***Obviously, you’ll have to go WATCH this on #YouTube, because we can’t broadcast visuals via audio without spraying the atmosphere with #LSD***) / “It’s a little terrifying…” / “When’s it gonna be ‘too late’?” / “No politician should be a #multimillionaire” / #termlimitsASMR / #SteelPanther on #AGT/ “Why are they not? If you’ve ‘got talent’…” / “She’s so hot, dude…” / “That’s all I got…” (19:19): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: JUDAST PRIEST, Vol. II: THE 80’S / #literally (“Which year…is the world gonna end?”) / #Y2K or #2KY (“Go get extra #KY”) / A #PB&KYSandwich / “You betchyour #sweetass…” / POINT OF ENTRY (1981) / “All three of ‘em…” / “The 90’s are BACK!” / “The album cover change…why?” / #alternatealbumcover (“Dude, we’re in #SouthAmerica dude…”) / #printerpaper #soundfxnoises (“It looks like a wing, kinda…”) / #dotmatrixprinterpaper #dildoship (“Everything’s a dildo…”) / #homelesscovidaids / “Don’t lick the rail…” / #killeropener HEADING OUT TO THE HIGHWAY & DESERT PLAINS (“Riding on the #printerpaper out into the #sunset…”) (28:23): “Before they broke!?” / The “breaking” of #JudasPriest during the 80’s and the growth of their #popularity / SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE (1983) / #coughbutton #AndrewDiceClayASMR (“He’s the best troll…”) / A bunch of #killeropening bands for Priest on this tour… / It’s their ‘I could never hear that song again and be happy…’ song / “He added extra junts, basically…” / THE HELLION/ELECTRIC EYE (“Skip to the next one…”) / RIDING ON THE WIND / “That’s the only one with #cokelines…” / “That’s worth the price of admission…” / #tigervoice (“That is fucking bullshit!!!”) / SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE #hehahuh (“that’s metal!”) (37:53): “If I buy music, I buy vinyl…” / #physicalmusic #artwork / “I love the whole #Transformers #motif…” / “Unicorn lion with #tanklegs” / #docicorn or #bicorn? / “See? Tank legs…” / DEFENDERS OF THE FAITH (1984) #marketinggenius #thankyouTipperGore #TipperGoreASMR #PMRCASMR (“Masturbating with a magaz

Jun 15, 20231h 12m

Ep 198#198 Year of Our Riff Lord: 1987

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“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!” 1987. That sounds like a very long time ago, but here’s a few events that will provide some perspective. 1987 marked the time of the Black Monday stock market crash, the FDA approval of Prozac, the first sighting of The Simpsons on television, WrestleMania III at the Pontiac Silverdome, and the release of Guns N’ Roses debut album, Appetite For Destruction. Additionally, many of us were deep in the throes of our own budding pubescence (and/or pube-essence) in 1987. 1987 also marked a time when the popularity and intensity of thrash began to grow ever more popular, clawing its way to the top of the mountain as one of the most transformative and powerful subgenres in all of heavy metal. And in 1987, our heavy metal horizons were just beginning to blossom and expand, gradually guiding us towards heavier, faster, and darker metal music than we had ever experienced before. Discover the most perfect example of a “flan” from 1987 and listen to the sexiest backmasking you’ve ever heard in your life (courtesy of the “hi-fidelity ghosts” that haunt Bunkerpoon Manor). It’s time to take out your “squid dentures” and get “razor tight” while learning about our “guilty pleasures”, including the reasons why $18 is (sometimes) too much and there’s no such thing as “free bags” in the less fortunate parts of the planet. Get ready to know our “third favorite ‘South Paw’ guitarist”, come hang out with your wang out and JOIN US in The Bunkerpoon Retro-Lounge as we celebrate The Year of Our Riff Lord: 1987. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Steady bone…” / #donttouchtherail / “It was that…” / “That’s what colds are…” / “I died all 3 times…” / #hifighost / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Ironshield #everythinghesaid #sevenpercentABV #MollyHatchet / “My mouth moves faster than my brain sometimes…” / #goodfoundationbeer / “Technically yes, but…” (06:11): ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #TheVoicemailSegment #DariusASMR ***What are your #guiltypleasures with regard to other genres of music that are not metal? *** / #markthetime #bobbinandnoddin / “Sometimes…when I can’t listen to the screaming anymore…”/ #PinkFloydKaraoke / #RussellsReflections and #WeddingMemories in Jersey / “Where are the bags?”/ #nofreebags / “For ONE pack!?”/ “Witnessing a #viralmoment from #Paramore …” / #Bleachers (not buh-leech-ers) / “I just bored the fuck outta myself…” / #RussellsReflectionsCountryClubEdition #minibeefwellingtons (“Rock the #cashbar…”) / “It’s like a buffet…” / #thepastatable / “We went to the Rocky stairs…” / “It was exhausting…and offputting…and irresponsible.” / “I think I’m done.” (25:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS THE YEAR IN METAL: 1987 / #magicalpieceofpaper / Hearing about all these underground metal bands in 1987 as children…and the profound effect it had on us. / “It could be #bolth” / #Savatage HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING (“It’s like #dungeonmetal”) / ***Go check out the plethora of episodes we’ve covered from 1987!!!*** / #BlackSabbath GLORY RIDE (“Fuzzy but crispy…”) / “This is not evil…” / ETERNAL IDOL (“It sounds like #DioSabbath”) (35:45): #Destruction RELEASE FROM AGONY #squiddentures #1987ThrashMetal / “Razor tight.” / #Metallica THE WAIT (“I wish they would produce EVERY album like this!”) / “Do you send somebody a #HallmarkCard for…#bolth of those things?” / #OzzyOsbourne BELIEVER / “Man, I wore that album OUT in ’87!” / #Pentagram WHEN THE SCREAMS COME & EVIL SEED (“Real American hero…”) / “NOT fucking in the basement…” / #CelticFrost (“Oooh!”) MEXICAN RADIO #allthecokelines INNER SANCTUM (“This…just sounds like #WREKage”) / The ever-elusive search for the Celtic Frost song that can be remembered yet somehow can never found / “That would be terrible…” / #killeropener #softintro #BloodFeast MENACING THUNDER & KILL FOR PLEASURE (Very #TheAccused ish) / “That’s definitely ’87…” (56:05): #GrimReaper ROCK YOU TO HELL / “He’s like my third favorite…” / “This is more hair than happy…” / #UDO ANIMAL HOUSE (“Right into the sclera…”) / #dontdenythepowerof / “It’s fun to learn new things…” / People underestimate the power of influence Metallica has had on the metal purchasing public / #MCTentacleChoice #S

Jun 8, 20231h 21m

Ep 197#197 BLACK SABBATH SABOTAGE Album Dive

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“You are Number 6…” There’s a t-shirt somewhere that perfectly sums up the philosophy of life, which is as follows: “You can only trust yourself and the first six Black Sabbath albums.” After 4 brutally brilliant albums of heavy metal doom & gloom, and one with a greater focus on more progressive music and experimental soundscapes, BLACK SABBATH finally managed to blend every facet of their sonic sorcery together into a single work that perfectly represents the epitome of their signature sound on their 6th studio record, SABOTAGE. It’s time to “forthcomingly” break out “the good gummies” and find out which creamy condiment is even worse than mayonnaise (“That’s different!”). Prepare to go “Junt Huntin’” for the gals with the “Junt Jorts” and discover what it means “When the Levee Breaks” on a date after embracing your bucket list “a little bit” and JOIN US as we dive into the culmination of every good thing about BLACK SABBATH captured in one place with their 6th record, SABOTAGE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Check out Sabbath on the InterWebs: https://www.blacksabbath.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “We were talking about #shavingballs…” #echo / #synchedup (“If you do that downstairs…you are screwed!”) / #showerscene #psycho #carrieattheprom #heavyflowday / “It’s a bad day…” #elevatorscene #TheShining (“Don’t tell her that…”) / “That’s like a hotdog with ketchup down a hallway…” / “I’ve got no problem…but I’m NOT gonna go downstairs…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode (“You could just pour that over ice and sip it…”) / #TheKrackenBlackRoast #KrakenRum / #perfectsegue (and the delayed introduction) #forthcomingly / “Dude you never hold my hand, man…” / #markallthetimes / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #nationalchampionship #sportswords #footballdawgs #TerrapinBeerCompany #WakeAndBake #Imperial (“We had a late night last night…”) / #CoffeeOatmealImperialStout / #AndTheVerdict #ninepointeightpercentABV (“You got any #flatmaxies handy?”) / “So here’s a question…” / #cultured / “I don’t mean that in a bad way…” / #properdecorum (“Yeah, I was right over there…”) / #overallthongs #buttcheeksqueezer (07:51): “Maybe we’re reaching people…” / “Maybe they’re just big #FastTimes fans…” / “Does it bring you back to THIS show?” / “I think it was Rat’s mistake…” / “Code for when a women gets REALLY…down there.” / #stripclubmetal / Still reeling from the #2023KlashOfTheTitans concert at #TheMasquerade in #AtlantaGeorgia / #recordscratch / “On par with…2016…” / #thefirstshowsince #toptierawesomeness #ItsNormal (“Nobody talks like that in Georgia, dude…”) / #GetToTheChopper #Exactly / “That’s some athletic shit!” / “Next time I’m probably gonna look for the #VIPPackage” / ***THEY’RE STILL ON TOUR: SPIRIT WORLD, DEATH ANGEL, SEPULTURA, AND KREATOR*** / “There’s no WAY!!!” / #bucketlistASMR #alittlebit (15:51): “We know a guy…” / #localwrastlin #smalltown #musicvideoideas #frayedends / #RussellsReflections #Strychnine (the poison) / “Kinda like cuttin’ a fart…” / “I heard a bartender call it #soapoperaformen (regarding #professionalwrestling)” / “I want #MeanGene…” / “Maybe he spells it weird…” / #dangole / the intersection of & relationship with Wrestling & Metal / “A little lady…”/ “You could be the taller man…” / “I didn’t know that was a thing…” #JohnCenaASMR / “The time is now” #entrancetheme #JohnCena / “So he’s Donald Trump?” #patriotism / #thelethaldose (25:24): #TheDocket / “In life, you can only trust yourself and the first six #BlackSabbath albums…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: BLACK SABBATH – SABOTAGE (1975) / “It’s a little less Nazi…” / The old 70’s Sabbath #albumcovers and #artwork (“Projecting their image into the void…”) / Freaky album artwork / “No nudes…as far as I know…” / #foundation / #futureepisodeideas #fuckedupalbumcovers / “C’mon dude, #Thundercat with a thong on?” / Ozzy as Mrs. Roper / “All he’s missing…is the hat.” / #boom / “A little disappointing…” / ***Go read the #TonyIommi and #OzzyOsboure #Autobiographies*** / #DickTaintlerAudiobookASMR / The unspoken etiquette regarding a #bookontape or #audiobook for an #autobiograpies / “A typical opening act…” #makesmesad / #specialguest #KISS / “Can you imagine having to go up AFTER #thehottestbandintheworld every night?” / “I wonder if that later became the Omni…” / #myhonk / “That would be a

Jun 1, 20231h 15m

Ep 196#196 KLASH OF THE TITANS NORTH AMERICAN TOUR - SpiritWorld, Death Angel, Sepultura, and Kreator

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“It was everything I loved about my teen years…” The 2023 KLASH OF THE TITANS NORTH AMERICAN TOUR (featuring SpiritWorld, Death Angel, Sepultura, and Kreator) which recently graced the stage at The Masquerade in Atlanta, Georgia is easily one of THE most perfect thrash shows we’ve ever experienced. It was “100% bone across the board” and that rating applies to EVERYTHING: the venue, the merch, the bars, the bathrooms, the sound system, the lead-up music, and (without question) the line-up, featuring 3 of the biggest names in thrash to come out of the 80’s that are still kicking copious amounts of buttocks today. It’s time to submerge yourself into complete thrash metal “feroshness” and embrace your “inner caveman” as we reminisce about the “Night of the Doppelgangers” and the reason you “don’t touch the rail”. Prepare to receive guidance regarding your post show meal (because “creamy bad”), discover the identity of “The Atlanta Metal Druid” and JOIN US for the most comprehensive concert review in the metalverse as we pay homage and give thanks to the KLASH OF THE TITANS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Do NOT miss this Tour Check out all the bands on the InterWebs https://www.deathangel.us/ https://www.kreator-terrorzone.de/ https://www.sepultura.com.br/ https://spiritworldprophet.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): Drinking tips (#nocreamy) / #postshowreview / “That’s what it felt like waking up this morning…” / #DeathAngel #Sepultura and #Kreator (#KlashOfTheTitanS concert) / “I thought those PBR’s were getting you a little bit…happy.” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised #MetalNerderyPodcast *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #TheKraken #BlackRoastCoffeeRum / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE #METALNERDERYPODCAST WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO ANESTHESIA!!!*** #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Monster #TheBeastUnleashed (“…but only when it’s hard though…”) #peachflavored #PeachPerfect #sixpointzeropercentABV #TheVerdict (“It’s a peach soda with alcohol in it…”) / #MetalNerderyMaltLiquorCorner / #firstpostcovidconcert / The #NewMasquerade at #UndergroundAtlanta is incredible! / “Feeling like I touched all the homeless COVID AIDS in the stairwell…” / “It doesn’t have the ghost in the walls like the old one did…” / #ExcellentSound (Like standing in front of a ginormous stereo system). / “I think you’re wrong dude…” / #TimHurd #AtlantaMetalDruid (“It’s not an #AtlantaMetalShow unless he’s there…”) (12:21): “It kinda had that feel of being back in high school in the 80’s…going to metal shows” / #DougStanhopeDoppelganger / “Every time they DESTROY!!! (#DeathAngel)” / “Anybody there could have headlined…” / “It wasn’t gold, silver, and bronze…they were ALL gold.” / #hotdogdownahallway / A brief summary of the #Godsmack show from the night before #KlashOfTheTitanS / #SoulsAtZeroASMR #WrathchildAmericaASMR #ASMRASMR / “Ahhhh…I’m with MY people.” / “Please don’t touch me with your armhair…” / Excellent layout of the merch table / #twohats (Looking like #SherlockHolmes) / “Okay, doors open at 6:00 pm, show starts at midnight…” (24:07): #killeropener #Sepultura ISOLATION #cantbeloudenough #markthetime (“My tits aren’t big enough…”) / “For a minute, I thought Roger Waters was on bass…” / #NightOfTheDoppelgangers / Ferociousness or Ferosheness? #StonedFerosheness / Connecting with your inner caveman… / “I’ll give you a good #YelpReview” / Killer lead-up music / “It’s like a massive auto-suck…” / Well worth the money; an incredible value for a stellar lineup of incredible thrash metal (36:29): “Everybody’s energy was through the roof…” / Death Angel absolutely destroyed; they set the bar extremely high. / “Tuck and roll…” / #DeathAngel #killeropener (which was played near the end of the show) HUMANICIDE / “I’m just trying to cut out the middleman…” (41:32): “No way!” / “He was like the Death Angel of Germany…” / #fortyyearsofthrash (“He didn’t look that old…”) / The size of a #handful is completely relative / #djunthands / “#PigglyWiggly is awesome!” / “That aura…” #evilocity / “We’ve gotta make it like a once a quarter thing…” / #Kreator SATAN IS REAL (“Those riffs are sick as fuck!”) / “I’m gonna give it…100% bone.” / The new way of designing concert venues / The entire concert experience, including the merch table and the bar and the sound was outstanding at #TheMasquerade #Heaven / #ABCDEFuckOff (55:25): “You thought wrong, man…” / Upcoming tour dates for #KlashOfTheTitanS / Parting advice regarding “one more round”

May 25, 20231h 4m

Ep 195#195 MESHUGGAH - Inside The Metal

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“They’ve got HUGE djunts!” MESHUGGAH, the Nordic Godfathers of Djent (“Djunt”) hailing from Umea, Sweden, sound like the logical evolution of extreme metal to emerge out of the early 90’s thrash scene. Tempered with their own surgically precise, ferociously complex, polyrhythmic brand of math metal genius, MESHUGGAH have carved out their own unique place in metal by blending their unmistakable signature style with all the best elements of thrash metal, death metal, and extremely technical, progressive, groove metal into a potent new subgenre known simply as “djent” (or “djunt” as it is lovingly known in the Bunkerpoon). Get ready to enjoy “a perfect pour” and more “djunts” than you can shake a stick at as we decipher some “mind-blowing” misheard lyrics from the King of Pop while enjoying some al fresco dining at “The Front Door Café”. Prepare to experience the most horrifically ironic yet comedically perfect timing in history (because “you can’t like everything”) and understand that there are some albums where “you just don’t skip” a track. JOIN US as we plunge deep INSIDE THE METAL to better understand why Count von Count is the world’s biggest superfan of the 3-plus decades of brutally progressive djent genius known as MESHUGGAH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): Upcoming #blockbustermovies / #Nefarious and #EvilDead (“There’s no #treerape?”) / #EvilDeadRise (The ONLY thing good about California… #pissingpost) / “I always at least pay for it once…” / ***Have you ever gone to a movie by yourself? *** / #fingerbangASMR (“In your teens?”) / “Order the #bigplate” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SeisDeMayo / “I’m not scared, I’m just not a fan…”) / #getthatbottlegoing / #Djunt (the appropriate spelling) / #markthetime (“Would you just look at it?”) / #aperfectpour ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** (05:55): ***WELCOME BACK EVERYONE TO THE ADVENTURES OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #postsmoregasmsippy / Some reviews of previous episodes… ***THANK YOU for your feedback!!! Please continue to LEAVE US A REVIEW AND/OR A RATING AND/OR SOME EMAILS AT [email protected] or ON THE SOCIALS at #metalnerderypodcast on #bacefook and #instavag #facegram / “You can’t have a #NewZealand without an #OldZealand” (#OldYork and #OldJersey) / “Yeah?” / “Oy mate, yeah?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (#screamfromtheballs #InsaniaWine #noir #gris) #buttonrub / #sportswordsASMR #CreatureComforts #Tropicalia #sixpointeightABV (“And the verdict…”) / #newcarpetsmellASMR (“Might be a bit depressed, yeah?”) / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #TheVoiceMailSegment #VoicemailASMR #ThePost #Djentlemen #misheardlyrics (Wait, was that #Thundercheeks or #Thunderchief?) / “We’ve done a lot…” / #duringthedaytimeonWKLS96Rock / #MisheardMichaelJacksonASMR / #futureepisodeidea #misheardlyricsASMR / “He’s #TheBossOfNoOne” (I don’t know WHY he’s “The Boss”) / #everythingsucks / “WHY does it suck?” / “It’s a good feeling…” / How could you shit on your favorite album? / “If I don’t have access to the button…it’s fine.” / “Nope.” / “Two to the #motherfuckingshea” / #VejaDu vs #DejaVu (20:35): A message from #PhelixxLake / #solometalcore (“Intense and emotional…”) / “#SouthAfrica is okay right?” / #weapologize / DEVASTATING OUTCOMES (#horribletimingASMR) / “I’m gonna compare…” / We got a #drawing (#SlayerMontageArt) / “It’s just the way I see it…” / “They’re at least a little bit ahead of Georgia…” #legalweed / #palettecleanserASMR #Slayer REBORN (#HellAwaitsVibes) / “I don’t hate it…however…” / #snotmyfavorite / “I prefer the #frontdoorcafe” / WE JUST PLAYED YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “You can’t like everything…” / #genre and/or #jeanwree (which is how South Africa pronounces genre…at least, we think) / “And he’s got a boat…” / #FostersOilCan plus #PBRTallBoy #downthere / “It’s WIDE…you might get stopped!” (29:35): Not really a departure, but definitely something different… / #TheDocket MESHUGGAH INSIDE THE METAL!!! / “#Djent should be respelled #Djunt” / #newbandname #DjuntCunts (“that would be a great band name.”) / “I thought you dudes would dig some of their riffs…” / “They’re from #Sweden…” / Seven and Eight String guitars / #djuntballs (by #Meshuggah) / #customamplification (33:28): Contradictions Collapse (1991) / “Hold on…did I fuck up?” / #killeropener #thefirstnewalbum PARALYZING IGNORANCE (“That’s thrash!”) / “You can tell #Metallica

May 18, 20231h 23m

Ep 194#194 JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH - Vol. III

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“Everything’s LITERALLY ‘literally’…” It’s time to blow out the lines again, which means anything goes! And by “anything” we LITERALLY mean anything, including possibly the worst Aussie accent ever attempted. For the record, we humbly apologize (in advance) to our Australian and/or New Zealand listeners (and/or bolth) as well as the good people of “Old Zealand” where the accent (and climate) is completely different AND gum chewing is something of an obsession. It’s time to get in your “Trans Am vans” & gear up for some “mutant recipes”, including a field trip down to The Main Stage (located directly adjacent to The Rib Lounge down on COTLOD Blvd) where we’ll check out some “old school strippers who love old school metal” and test drive their new “Flapmonster” French Dip lunch special while pondering the manifestation of impromptu, HOA hostile, deathcore concerts (complete with a “juntload of junts”) along with “the perfect soundtrack” for our upcoming “Ayahuasca Chronicles” series and a ton of other titillating topics. JOIN US from the Bunkerpoon Industrial Complex for the triple threat of JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH, Vol. III. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #therestheclap / #greatbrandingstrategy / #theunscrewingASMR / #TransAms #Firebirds #Phoenix (“Risin’ up…”) / “Just say ‘Trans Am’…” / #transams and #transaints #clinky #yayuhh / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Smoregasm #RebelStoke / “Did you do the Cinco de Stinko?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING ATCHA FROM THE BUNKERPOON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #sportswords #AthensGa #CreatureComforts #Bibo #daydrinkingpilsner #pilsnerbeer #pilsnerASMR (“Yeah it does…”) / “Tastes like a beer…” / Someone #screwedthepooch (“They can’t give it away now…”) / #blackedout / #idratherdrinknaturallight #ReelectionFundASMR (***See, #TransAm… ties it all together…***) / #icebeers (Remember #homebrews and making your own beer at home back in the #90s?) / Does #menuthickness matter? / “Fried chicken encrusted lasagna…or lasagna stuffed fried chicken?” / #foodpornASMR #mutantrecipes (Would you NOT eat THAT!?) / “I don’t like my food touchin’… (08:27): #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182*** / #djentlemenASMR #itsthepost #pissingpost #mytwocents (“Thank you for that…”) / #metalupyourass #fuckthosefuckingfuckersASMR / “He knows about the flans and the junts…” / “They were doin the duhn…” #MikeJudgeASMR (“I forgot about the #wahwah”) / #futureepisodeideas / “Junts and flans…” / #thejingle #jingleASMR #wellplayyourshittah ***WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!*** / #emailsegment #downunder #itsanaussiething (Is that a good accent? Would it fit in? j/k…but if you’d like to give us feedback, either email or voicemail us with your feedback) / #tripsix #tressix #MortalSin THE CURSE #instrumentalopener (#soundslike1987) / #introtrack WOMEN IN LEATHER (SIDEBAR: let’s be real; that’s 1980’s as fuck!!! )/ “We can’t compare it to anything…” / #niceharmonization / Reflecting back on #CirithUngol (***What do y’all think or know about them? Lettuce no at [email protected]***) / #OldZealand (17:03): #literallynotseriously / #everythingisliterally / “We DO have another #voicemail…” / #thedarius #NWOOSTMSuggestibilityASMR / “Do a #stripclubepisode…” / “Downtown and having a very nice lunch…” / #lunchspecials #roastbeefsandwich #crabs #mainstage / #theflapmonster #horseradishsauce / “And there’s that…” / Addictions can be tricky…and incredibly enjoyable. / “Circulation…for your boner…” #bonercirculation / “You don’t wanna do that with Viagra…” / #literally (“You don’t…”) / “What happened…?” / #rentals #renttoown (“That’s a whole other conversation…”) (22:18): The insane #Extreme #NunoBettencourt #guitarsolo #shredwizardryASMR from RISE / “that’s the first time…” / #nomushroomseither (“You shouldn’t have said anything…”) / The #metalnerderyconspiracytheoryASMR regarding #hairmetal and #guitarheroes / “they’re responsible for the design of #hairmetalbands…” / NOTE: Russell, the words you are looking for are “incredible fingering” 😊 / #thespeedofhislefthand / “It’s not my dominant hand. (26:33): “I think we’re blowing out the lines this morning…” #justtalkinshittah / #TheDocket JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH VOL. III / RussellsReflectionsIntroASMR #GraveBirth (great version of #RussellsReflections) #deathcore / “Wait, they’re cats

May 11, 20231h 11m

Ep 193#193 INSIDE THE METAL - SYSTEM OF A DOWN

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SYSTEM OF A DOWN, the Glendale, California quartet who dominated the “Alt + Nu” metal landscape from 1998 to 2005 before going on hiatus, are one of the most uniquely incomparable & original bands of the early 2000s. To paraphrase Winston Churchill, S.O.A.D. are the heavy metal equivalent of “a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma”, a musical force beyond classification or genre. The only thing that is absolutely certain about SYSTEM OF A DOWN is that no other band in metal sounds anything like them. Get ready to “get spit roasted” and prepare to “transmute all the evil into good” with our new “signature cologne” that’s pending promotion on proctology podcasts everywhere. It’s time to roll those R’s and be ready to receive “the whistle finger” to avoid getting proctologized before your time and JOIN US as we embrace the Armenian masters of heavy metal ASMR and go deep INSIDE THE METAL with SYSTEM OF A DOWN. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #noteven / “What if they made a #breathspray …?” / #GTFOOH / #cuntyrevenuestreams #breathalyzerASMR / “It’s a lot cheaper…” / “Down the street from #TheBunkerpoon…” / #clinky / #andbegin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Might have to stop on the way home…” / #flatmaxi / “A #sidecast for when we get older…” / #theoldguymetalpodcast “I used to remember…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Has that one got some bite to it?” / #newcologne / “It’s called, “Inside the butthole…” / #proctologypodcast / “Oh, the finger!?” / “Alright, hold still…” / “Even better…” / #colonoscopyASMR (No more #buttfingerers) / “They check your blood, so…” / “My current doctor was suspicious…” #DrCockfingers #medicalrape (“I call it a ‘win-win’”) #insertwhistlenoisehereASMR / “I wonder how big the #colonoscopycam is?” #doublepenetration” / #LMMFAO (“This hasn’t happened since college…”) / “You’re not making medical decisions for me…” / #speakingofgamble (07:50): #killeralbumcover #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Shiner #onmicburpASMR #ShinerTexas #ShinerTX #BrujasBrew #CowboyWitch #FrickingEyeballLaserbeamsASMR / “A little beyond…” / #buttonrub (“that’s a loud crack…”) #AndTheVerdict / “It’s clean…’don’t compare it to anything…’ #bidetASMR / “Can you fit?” #themouthpiece #toobig / “that’s a #kickassalbumcover…” #TexHex #Brujaswitchesbrew #TexHexBrujasBrew / #icalledinsick / “Well, last night was 420…” / #seriously / “I slept til almost noon…” / #vacationASMR #crispy #thenumberonething #sunscreen #fuckface #newHAARPinterns #cloudycrispy #markthetime / “It was a nice day on the beach…and it was #overcast…” #spitroasted (13:36): ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! #TheVoiceMailSegment #BestReviewEver #IncomingShittah #Yeah #Arkansas #Arkansass / “Are come…” / “It’s AWESOME…!!!” / #antifuckbagASMR / “Hold on, YOU can’t compare…” / “Thank you, #fuckbag!” / #exhausting #offputting #irresponsible (“We transmute all the evil into good…”) / ***#FORBIDDENREBORN*** / #Forbidden2023 / “It was fucking spot on…” (18:10): ***What do y’all think: #NewMetallica #72Seasons #72SeasonsASMR *** / Reflecting on #Metallica and their recordings over the last 2 decades… / “It’s a #junjunjun…” #juntsareformetal / “You can’t have all the shits and no giggles…” / #gumendorsements / #Metallica YOU MUST BURN (Definitely Metallica’s #BlackSabbathMoment… and also #SadButTruePartTwo moment… #kindacreepy) #guitarsolomania / “Alright, while we’re here…” / SHADOWS FOLLOW (You’ve definitely GOT to check out the #musicvideo for this tune…#wicked … definitely vibes and sounds of #Yore…) #JusticeVibes #oldschool (“There’s a ton of riffs…”) / “So…you’re comparing the two…?” / “Is this an #albumdive?” / #waitwhat (“When HE touched it…”) (26:34): “They finally talked about it 8 hours in…” / “Here it is…” / #favoritealbum / #fleetwoodmac #tangentionalality / “Two million dollars…” / #intricateschematic #fabledhistory #frickin / “If you’ve got the money…” / #Greeny #mojobabyyeah #mojoASMR (“I get it…”) / #TheDocket (But first…) #WellPLayYourShittah (“that was Russ, all the way…”) #bringbackthetits #startrektits #glittertits #ShallowTruths NOT BROKEN #proggy #progressivemetal #progmetalcore / #MotleyCrueDramaASMR #conspiracytheoryASMR #backingtracksASMR (“You can’t substitute… #adrenaline”) / #allegedly (“It’s ‘true’ but you can’t SAY ‘it’s true’”) / #MotleyCrueKaraokeASMR #lipsynching (37:19): “#SOAD is on #TheDocket” #SystemOfADo

May 4, 20231h 27m

Ep 192#192 AC/DC POWERAGE Album Dive

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AC/DC’s 1978 banger, POWERAGE (pronounced like voltage, amperage, and sausage; NOT like volt-AGE, amper-AGE, or saus-AGE) is undoubtedly one of “the most 1978 sounding” albums that has ever been released in rock and metal. And after giving it a listen, you’ll undoubtedly agree. It’s the first album to feature Cliff Williams on bass, the first album to not have a title track and (perhaps most importantly) it’s the favorite AC/DC album of both Keith Richards and Edward Van Halen. Relative to the rest of their catalog, POWERAGE is quite simply an album beyond comparison. Prepare to plug in “all three inputs” and remember that “you gotta bro up before you glow up” when talking to your “uncle cousin” (even if he “identifies as a noun”). Behold the advancements in “alien technology”, accept the “invitation” of embracing the uniqueness of the moment and JOIN US for the incomparable 1978-ness of AC/DC’s POWERAGE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT AC/DC ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.acdc.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): A new flan-nah and jun-jun that’s an exception… (“It starts with #flannaah) / #flunjun #combomeal / “It’s like #combofajitas dude…” / killer #albumcovers / A little clinky… / #theunscrewing #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #RevelStoke #Smoregasm (“If I lick your knee, you’re gonna know it…”) / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / “That is trouble in a bottle…” / Butterscotch vs graham cracker flavor… #sugarequalshangover #Smoregasm (Toasted S’Mores Flavored Whiskey) / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST with all the motherfucking anesthesia…*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #episode192 #athensgeorgia #sportswords #nationalchampions #AkademiaBrewingCompany #BornToFall (NOTE: they’re a #southerndeathmetaltrio from right here in #Georgia! #GeorgiaDeathMetal) #ColdIPA #badassalbumcover (“That’s some weird #bondage shit…”) / “In collaboration with #GuillotineAD #BornToFall “(***SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 to be played on a future episode!!!***) / “New carpet smell…” / (Definitely serve them super cold). #ColdIPA (vs the regular #IPA) (07:44): #whateverthefuckyouare (hahahaha: whatever the fuck you are…I’m sure it’s a noun). / There’s a lot of bands that do beer (fucking A, we should do a Metal Nerdery Podcast beer…) / #voicemailbox / #TheVoiceMailSegment / “A call from someone who claims to #identify as a lady…” / #allthreeinputs / “How are his tits?” / #astrongacup (“they’re like good “A”s”) / “That’s what I’m talking about… / “You’ve gotta bro up before you glow up, bruh…” / “We’ve got one more…” #youpeopleareablessing #thatsmyname (“Laughing tits off is good…”) / #abitofachallenge to #liveinthemoment (it’s called #genre)…basically make every new experience it’s own unique experience without going straight to a comparison (A well understood and eloquently stated perspective; #thankyouforthat)…the default is the comparison; that’s just how we are, but that is also a good perspective to carry forward with new metal as there is a shit tonne of it everywhere. / “Personally, I think that might have been Elon…”/ #Trip6 #Revelation1318 #LastTestamentLastBook (“Yeah?”) / “We’ve got all kinds of shittah…” / #macrodong (12:53): WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #MonaBorland ROCK & ROLL RANDY SAVAGE (#oooohyeeeeuhhhh) / “It’s gotta be a meme…” / “They were strong A’s, man…” / (Not AT ALL what we thought it would be) / Not to beat the whole comparison thing into the floor, but if I had to pick a guitar sound I’d say more Mesa than Marshall…maybe Rectifiers…that tone effectively dominated the 90’s and 2000’s… / “But guess what…?” / “It has notes of oak and butthole…” / #terminalbuttholecancer #beststonermetalbandnameever / They do NOT sound like the same band… BLOOD (Thanks Dylan!) / “What am I gonna say?” / “For this episode, you’re cutoff, buddy…” (18:34): #TheDocket / Rapidly rocketing toward’s Russell’s favorite #ACDC album, but first: AC/DC’S 1978 RELEASE POWERAGE!!! / Proper pronunciation / An interview with #EVH about most influential albums (NOTE: The interview includes remarks about most influential riffs. I found a very short summary of that interview where it’s mentioned…and he says it as Powerage vs Power-AGE) / #epiconmicburp #onmicburpASMR / #TheTracking / ***How’d you like to be at a show where Black Sabbath is headlining and AC/DC is opening!?*** / “Whenever #timetravel becomes possible, we’re going to see concerts in the 70’s” / “It sounds like 1978…” #u

Apr 27, 20231h 12m

Ep 191#191 Stoner Metal Vol. VI - 420 SUPER SPECIAL

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For anyone out there who identifies as a “cannabis person” on any level, even if that means just being a fan of STONER METAL, then we cordially invite you to our 420 SUPER SPECIAL to partake of a small sampling of the myriad of stoner metal strains which are available to you. There’s some 70’s style stoner metal, some actual 1970’s stoner metal, some stoner metal that’s tuned down so low the strings are “flappin in the breeze”, and there’s even what some might refer to as stoner thrash metal. Basically, there are as many stoner metal bands and stoner metal subgenres as there are cannabis dispensaries, strains, and methods of consumption (at least in the states and places where legal access has already been “greenlit”). Get yourself a generous sniff of the bag, prepare to load up and blaze up some “loudness” via your preferred “relaxer delivery method” of choice to be passed around to “Indica Man, Sativa Boy & Captain Hybrid”, remember the rules regarding proper rotation etiquette while in the smokers’ circle and JOIN US on this, our 6th installment of the Marc Potterson Chronicles and a very special 420 SUPER SPECIAL. Get ready for STONER METAL, VOL. VI. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Hooked dicks?” / #icelanddickchickASMR / “Icelandish?” / “Fucking a baby into somebody…” / “Weed alcohol?” / #markthetime #crispyunscrewing #thenewcocaine #sugar #inthelastepisode / “I used to think life was so simple…” / #mouthguitar (“Quick one, before we clinky…”) / “You’re wrong…” (#waitwhat?) / #theflannahs and the #juntjunts / #DetroitRockCityASMR #cannotdenyit / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / “It’s different when it’s cold…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #skrewballpeanutbutterwhisky / #PBandJShots #brilliant / “#RumChada is fucking delicious, dude…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST, 420 EDITION!!!*** #getstoned #420friendlyASMR / #cannabisfriendly #indicaASMR #sativaASMR #johnwickASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #hypercolorASMR #thefourtwentysuperspecial #the420superspecial #420ASMR / #TrimTabBrewing #MovieSnacks ***As read by #MarcPotterson…*** “A brewery of few words…” / #Nawhhh / “Oh boy howdy…that’s not too bad…” / #understatedtwang #sevenpointtwopercent #jusetpastdaydrinking (“I’m sour, #motherfucker!”) #fistingmotion #cheers / “that’s weird…that might be alright…” / “Candy shop rotational?” / #dontdenythepowerof #douchebags and #satanicdoucebags / #goodfriday was definitely not / ***LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #bigbandjingle #jingleASMR (“Fuck yeah I’m gonna do it!!!”) / #metalnerderytriplicate (“It’s a new variant…) / #fourtwentyspectacularASMR #cockadoodledamnASMR #dariusnerderyASMR (“All the women avoided my #eyecontact…”) / #hotranch #familyreunionranch #raunch in #Fraunch #pubicfraunch / “Bill, you do it…” (12:34): “K…Q…K.Q.K…Q…”/ The #downsidesofCalifornia / #powertrip #crispypants (I’m all for having a show called “Powertrip”, but understand, if you name a festival “Metallica” and #Metallica is not playing, there is gonna be some #backlash and confusion.) #Powertrip #PowertripFestival gave some of us thoughts of #PowertripBand (a little misleading) #Powertrip fans are still looking toward the future…that’s just a tad deceptive / #GavinNewsomKommieASMR (“For $20 grand I’d better be able to shit by myself…”) / #theyrelisteningtous #noteven #MetalNerderyConspiracyTheoryASMR / Vacation or rock show? / #fuckyougavinnewsomASMR / “Whatever happened to #TheTerminator?” / “Oooooh the #plague…” / #ilovethehelmet / #backtracking / #sammyhagarASMR /#theredrocker #RedSammyHagar “What color do you think of when you hear #SammyHagar?” / #audiobookASMR / “And then I hear myself…” #poormansRonWhite / #twanglification #backtoSammyHagar #IFillIt #FlanNahNah / #supernonsenselevel / “If you’re listening to an #audiobook are you still “technically” #reading?”) / That’s #HPLoveCraft #horrorauthor “Reading with your ears instead of your eyeballs…” / #SammyHagarRead #SammyHagarRed #SammyHagarMiscASMR / “Ohhh yeah…#holyshit…” / “You sound just like him…” / #AceFrehleyASMR #WarPigsAlertASMR ****Allegedly…I’m sorry…what the FUCK was THAT!?!?*** / #movingon / “Let’s just make shit up…#incredibleratingsdude” #flanahnah #chunchunchuns / “Here’s $20 grand through email…” / #culturevsrace / “Those people are racist…” / “I do it, and it’s like nothing…” (23:57): “I know this is our #fourtwentysuperspecial #420superspecial…”I get a little worrie

Apr 20, 20231h 17m

Ep 190#190 METALLICA KILL’EM ALL Album Dive

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July 25, 1983: the day that changed heavy metal forever. There are certain turning points in heavy metal that simply cannot be denied. KILL ‘EM ALL, the debut album from the mighty METALLICA, is without question the first shot fired in the sonic revolution of heavy metal that would ultimately come to be known as the point of origin for thrash metal. Heavier, faster, and more aggressive than anything else at the time, the release of KILL ‘EM ALL completely changed the game. It's time to prepare for a zoom call with “Zulu and Zuul” to better understand the subtle nuances between the “junt-junts” and the “flan-nahs”, find out which Metallica song was the first to have keyboards and acoustic guitars, always remember that “junts are for metal” and JOIN US as we discuss the debut album that did for thrash metal what Black Sabbath’s debut album did for heavy metal: it’s a 40th anniversary dive into METALLICA’s KILL ‘EM ALL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT METALLICA ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.metallica.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Technically…if you think about it…” #YouTube / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #jagermeistercoldbrew / “I think you’re supposed to shake it a little bit…” / “Can you guys dial in some snow for like mid-July?” / “Did you know you can identify as anything you want?” / #litterboxASMR / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Lookin’…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AkademiaBrewing #reachingout (“You hook ‘em right under the balls and pull ‘em toward you…”) / #Hopbrodisiac / “It smells like #newcarpet…” / “Who the fuck still drinks #budlight?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #IcelandDickChick (“We’ll find out after we get the letter…”) and some new #MetalNerderyFans / “As long as they don’t call me Rusty…” (11:19): “Do we have any #voicemail?” / Old school 1987 #thrashconcertticket #myfirstconcert / ***LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AND GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #TheVoiceMailSegment (And a call from Paul from #TheGreatWhiteNorth) #PeterPanSpeedrock (“They’re from #Dutch”) BEER FOR BREAKFAST / “Go getcha some #poutine eh” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! (Part II: Russell’s pick): #KimDracula SEVENTY THORNS (Featuring Jonathan Davis) / “Left turn after left turn…”/ “Musically, it’s like an #acidtrip… with #multiplegenres” (20:20): “Let’s go back to 1983…” / “That’s what always made #Penthouse better…” / #TheDocket METALLICA’S DEBUT ALBUM: KILL ‘EM ALL!!! / “I wonder who’s blood that is on the hammer?” / “It’s supposed to be a #poser picking his nose…” / Since #72Seasons is right around the corner, we decided to go #backtothefront of the mighty #Metallica catalog and celebrate the 40th anniversary of the release of #KillEmAll / Looking back to when we first heard and/or bought Kill ‘Em All / The impact of Kill ‘Em All on the future of metal / #Franish (and/or #Spench) / July 25, 1983 / “Dude, the 80’s was like 20 years ago…”/ #KillEmAllTurnsForty and a reference to #MurderInTheFrontRow / “Did y’all know the place they recorded this was haunted?” / “Wait a minute: was HE singing or was it his teeth?” (31:13): #killeropener HIT THE LIGHTS / Kirk’s guitar solos back in the day / $15,000 / “Zulu…or Zeul?”/ “That’s faith…and the recognition of true talent” / Sophistication / #MetalUpYourAss and the original #debutalbumtitle / #FuckThePMRC / THE FOUR HORSEMEN (“Probably their most progressive song on this one…”) / Listen to that crunch… (“Still gives me a boner to this day…”) / Cool doubletracked guitar solos during the #LynyrdSkynyrd part (very #Iommic sounding) #wristaction #markthetime (44:33): MOTORBREATH / Did Cliff actually use a pick on this song? #strongfingers / “This feels amazing…I’ll bet it’s gonna be expensive…” / #liquidhotmagma / JUMP IN THE FIRE / “I heard food in that one…” / “The #potatobomb gave me a #potatobone” / #onetakewonder #basssolotakeone (ANASTHESIA) - PULLING TEETH #HailCliffBurton / #gumendorsements / “The first Metallica song I ever heard in my life…” / WHIPLASH #killerclosersideone (58:55): “Condoms prevent minivans…” / #killeropenersidetwo #keyboardsASMR PHANTOM LORD (“That sounds more punk than thrash…”) / How about that creepy middle section? / #horribleKirkHammettImpression / Flan-na-na-na-na-na-na-na / NO REMORSE / “Question for the guitar boys…” / Production tweaks to give the illusion of multiple amps / “It’s the You Shook Me All Night Long of Kill ‘Em All…” / “The Creeping De

Apr 13, 20231h 27m

Ep 189#189 Building the Perfect LOAD - METALLICA

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After touring a crapload for The Black Album and effectively unloading their classic thrash sound from the 80’s, METALLICA released LOAD in June of 1996 and RELOAD in November of 1997 (same sessions, different loads). The original intent was for “The Loads” to be released as a double album (aka “One Massive Load”), but since there was concern that so much new material released at once might be “too much to swallow”, potentially overloading fans, LOAD & RELOAD were released separately as two distinct loads, united as one. While there are lingering hints of The Black Album era across both of “The Loads”, these 2 records sound like absolutely nothing else in the band’s entire catalog. Loaded up with various sonic experimentations, including 70’s classic rock, country, and even some slight stoner metal style riffs, “The Loads” are definitely a different flavor and texture for that little old thrash band from the Bay Area. Get your relaxers ready because it’s time to “get swole” and find out which STD might help boost your self-esteem. Time to find yourself a nice “Icelandic chick”, take a load off, prepare to experience a very different version of METALLICA and JOIN US as we engage in the arduous task of BUILDING THE PERFECT LOAD. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “That dude is a dude…” / #noteven #buildingtheperfect #evillaughter / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / “I’d like to exercise my #vetopower…” / “We could get crazy…” / #yay / “There’s not a recipe for greatness…” / #peachandlemon / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #introjingle / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***What should we do for episode 200?*** #burpmontageASMR / ***Leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182 or send us an email at [email protected] *** / “You know they cut him out of the show?” / More pops… / #WickedWeedBrewing #DrDankPineappleDream #sixpointsevenpercentABV (IPA with pineapple…) / “It smells like pot…” / “It was a weed waft…” / “Which way do you want it?” (13:11): If you’d like to leave us a voicemail you can give us a call at 980-666-8182!!! #TheVoicemailSegment / A message from Ken regarding #Bjork (check out our #MegaforceRecords episode / “We’re talking about the Iceland dick chick, right?” #dickchick / “They’re like in the taint…” / “It’s the #gofish of segments…” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR and talk of #metalfestivals / #Hellfest #sidemetalband / “Look at all the headliners!!!” / The difference between festival shows as a young person vs as an older person / “Why do you think that is?” / #goodforyou / #Download vs #WackenOpenAir (28:39): #WellPlayYourShittah #Butcher METALLSTROM/FACE THE BUTCHER / “You know that song that goes…?” / #flanahnah / #TheDocket BUILDING THE PERFECT LOAD (It’s time to do the Loads) / Not 6 months…more like 18 months… / The difference in #TheLoads relative to what was happening in music at the time / “What do we do now without repeating ourselves?” / “I play backup guitar with #CoalChamber…” / Relative? Or Relevant? / “It loosened the loads…” (40:19): Right out of the gate… / “It sounded like #stonermetal to me…” / 2X4 #ZZTopDoomASMR #HappySabbath / THE HOUSE JACK BUILT (“He doesn’t like any of it…that’s why we’re doing it.”) / THE MEMORY REMAINS (That riff is stoner metal…) DEVIL’S DANCE (Sabbath, doomy kinda vibe…) / “It’s a different band…” / The track listing thus far… (50:55): “Play a little bit of #bolth…” / UNTIL IT SLEEPS (Remember, this was the first new #Metallica anyone had heard since #TheBlackAlbum) / “This should be the opener…” KING NOTHING (“Unlike #AndJusticeForAll there’s some bass right there…”) / “This sounds like Black Album all day…” / “Cum and or blood…” / #MooYeah / BLEEDING ME (Very old school, #classicrock 70’s vibes…) / “That’s when I fuck up my vowels…” / THE UNFORGIVEN II (“It’s a country song…it’s got twang…”) (1:03:17): The “filler” tunes… / “They played that on 96 Rock…” / SLITHER (Weeland? Or Weiland?) “Yeah, this is NOT Metallica…” (It’s almost #ACDC) / CURE (“I don’t feel very good…”) / ***Stay tuned for our upcoming #KISS #DeathMatch*** / POOR TWISTED ME (kinda stoner) “I think they would have been better off making a stoner album” (1:10:50): “To be fair…” / WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE / The evolution & changing of a band’s sound (sometimes you’ll grow into something that people don’t like…) / The lifecycle & peak of an artist / An evening with…and touring the eve

Apr 6, 20231h 37m

Ep 188#188 Iron Maiden POWERSLAVE Album Dive

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IRON MAIDEN’s 3rd release with Bruce Dickinson (and 5th release overall), POWERSLAVE, might very well have been the most progressive heavy metal album of 1984. In fact, it is easily the most progressive metal album of the early Dickinson era, with ½ the songs from this album being included on their 1985 “World Slavery Tour” concert souvenir, Live After Death. It's time to find “the emergency lane before the off ramp” and discover which “really weird question” might be “good for you!” and prompt you to stop yelling at “mumble rapping 10-year-olds” while playing Call of Duty. Always remember to get your tattoos at a place where they play metal to avoid a “paisley sleeve”, behold the “paranormal footage” we captured in the Bunkerpoon, leave us some 5-star ratings & glowing reviews, find out how best to ruffle the feathers of your high school English Lit teacher and JOIN US for a dive into one of the finest hours of 80’s metal as we take on POWERSLAVE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Check out Maiden on the InterWebs: https://www.ironmaiden.com/ and Cryptic Witch: https://crypticwitch.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #nowitsofficial / “I’ve been doing a lot of thinking…” / #blackalbumreference #hahaha #bonjoviASMR #hotgirlsOMGASMR #hotgirlcheerleadersASMR #preppyOMGASMR #slipperywhenwet / “Most girls weren’t #heavymetalgirls…” / #cheers #lettucedoit / ***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / ***WELCOME BACK everyone to the Metal Nerdery Podcast!!!*** #jagercoldbrew #jagermeisterASMR / #buttonrub / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #gatecitybrewing (“Playing #callofduty and yelling at 10 year olds…”) / “Did you get a pic of this…Will?” / “Not a fancy #albumcover…” / #fivepointtwopercentABV #daydrinkingbeer #theverdict #distinctive #yunglung/ “Oh yeah…how much did you like it last night?” / #akabobert #akawill #akataintler / “Did you have some reflections?” / #modernwarfaretwo / “It sounds relaxing…” / “How the fuck is #mumblerap popular?” / #yeah / #shootingnoises “If you get really lucky, you get #bolth…” / #likeminded / “They could afford the #Playstation, they could afford the procedure…” / “Ten year olds…” / #seriously / “Five year olds and mumble rappers…” / The obvious question… #soloplay #nailedit / “Maybe it’s gonna turn into a button…” / #naileditforsure / “It’s more rewarding…” / #campaignmode (“It’s one of my #addictions”) / #supportgroupASMR / “You stay for the #kidyelling…” / #greaticing / “I feel like that’s the whole reason you do it…” / “The best icing ever…” (11:52): “I’m gonna do the fucking jingle for #bolth…” #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182*** #thereturnofthepost #gentlemen #listenerfeedback #excellentpromotionalness (“That’s so awesome…”) / “I’m not getting a #tattoo there…” / “What if they play a mix…?” / #paisleytattoos / “We do have some #shittah…” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “This is an #albumsubmission…” / #psychedelicdoommetal #CrypticWitch (It sounds exciting…) / #powerthreesome / WHITE HORSE (Killer artwork…) #fuzzybass #DoomyZeppelin / CRYPTIC WITCH #awwwmannn (“I already likey…”) / “There’s a little bit…but not a lot…” / #killerartwork / “Your artist is a genius…” / SUMMONING (“this is black light…shag carpet…wood paneling…lava lamp…”) / #veggie / Got an email…and some #DariusASMR #futureepisodeidea #fivestars #fiveinches #JoesASMR #blessing / #tobefair / “You just pick it right up…” #thankyou / ***LEAVE US A RATING AND/OR A REVIEW AND/OR BOLTH ON WHATEVER #podcastapp YOU USE!!!*** / #algorithmASMR #fiveinchesrating #fourpackoftennisballsASMR (24:42): ***If you’re NEW here…please note the #outroreel at #theveryveryend which is #thebestpartoftheshow*** / #bolthbolthbolthbolthbut / “I’m not saying there’s a connection…” / “The emergency lane before the offramp…” / #myfavoriteaussie (“Let’s be real…a little bit of bolth…”) / #younailedit / #TheDocket IRON MAIDEN’S 1984 MASTERPIECE: POWERSLAVE!!! / (See also #LIveAfterDeath #IronMaiden #WorldSlaveryTour) / “The same bucket…” / The orientation of Live After Death relative to Powerslave and the comparison of a #studioalbum vs a #liveconcertalbum / “What would a #turntablewalkman look like?” / “I remember…it was thick…” / #tallboyfostersoilcan / The various #hieroglyphics buried in the #albumartwork (which is fucking superb!). HAIL to #DerekRiggs for the #albumcover!!! / #hieroglyphiceastereggs / September 3, 1984 / “Did anyone take #IronMaiden to school for #educationalp

Mar 30, 20231h 21m

Ep 187#187 SLAYER Covers

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“If you let it go long enough, it’ll get there eventually…” Since this episode is focused on SLAYER COVERS, we decided to reference: covers OF other artists as performed BY Slayer As well as… covers OF Slayer as performed BY other artists. That way, it’s understood that “SLAYER COVERS” refers to bolth scenarios above. To paraphrase a Van Halen reference, it’s literally the best of bolth worlds. Ladies, if you’re out there and you’re listening and you want to show us some love, please reach out & leave us a voicemail before you “relieve yourself” (however you identify “relief”) and remember that the “secret word clue” for which Slayer song Def Leppard will cover is “platelets”. Gentlemen, as usual, please go ahead and submit your pre-orders for the “Dick Taintler Support Bag System for Aging Men” and JOIN US for some incredible covers OF Slayer & BY Slayer FOR the greater good of Slayer and metal fans everywhere as we dive into a plethora of SLAYER COVERS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SLAYER on the Interwebs: https://www.slayer.net/ Check out our other SLAYER Episodes here: https://www.metalnerdery.com/slayer Show Notes: (00:01): “Welcome back…” / ***Are there any ladies out there who listen to our show? If so, please GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] *** / #instavag / “I really wanna know…” / “All the green is in Iceland…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #jagercoldbrew / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised / “Let’s get on to the beer…” / “Especially for the ladies…” / “I’ll wear a thong…” / #dicktaintlerssupportbag / “I don’t wanna tuck my balls back into my aye-noose…” / #RussellsReflectionsBadJokeEditionASMR #rimshot / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #LeftHandBrewing #LongmontColorado #MilkStoutNitro #daydrinkingABV / “It’s like a #Guiness but with flavor…” (08:48): “Who’s Will?” / #theVoicemailSegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / A field update from Darius… and a shoutout to #ActusReus and #Butcher / “So you KNOW…” / #markthetime #onemore #DariusReprise #AstralGlide / We got an email too… you can email us at [email protected] / #futureepisodeidea and #sausagegravy / “I’ll do it outside, dude, I won’t do it in the house…” / #RussellsReflectionsRepriseASMR / “Have you ever played a #PaulReedSmith?” / “haaaaaa…” / “Wait, what letter is that?” / #toomuchmath / “I don’t want the bun, I want the meat and the cheese together…” / “And there it is…” (19:55): “It’s docket-30…” / A double dose of #Slayer: SLAYER COVERS / “Is it pinch or peench?” / NOTE: this episode will include songs covered by Slayer as well as Slayer songs covered by other metal artists / Some reflections on (and examples of) relieving yourself / “Maybe that was the #unsubscribe on #YouTube…” / IN A GADDA DA VIDA (#IronButterfly) / Some backstory regarding the movie #LessThanZero and Slayer / Some reflections regarding #heavymetalsoundtracks (29:38): “How about another artist covering Slayer?” / #melikey #Hatebreed GHOSTS OF WAR #badass / “This part is so kick-ass!” #getsome / “Sounds like stoner speed metal…” / The first official Slayer cover we ever heard… DISSIDENT AGGRESSOR #JudasPriest (See also #SouthOfHeaven) / #bolth #bolf / “That was hot…seriously!” / “I think he picked it up from us, dude…” / “If you only listen to 2 podcasts…” (38:41): Remember #Slower? / #Vader SILENT SCREAM (How is he going faster!?) / “Didn’t Slayer do a Venom cover?” / “Stop waiting until everything is safe to take a risk…” / #Venom WITCHING HOUR (with some #MachineHead #tangentionalality) / “Is that a new genre?” / “What’s a good one?” / “Don’t unfollow us just because we talk about diarrhea…” HAND OF DOOM (#BlackSabbath) #creepybreathing (See also our Sabbath Covers episode…) / #fullballs / A note about #shittyfriends / “I need a hug that ends in orgasm…” / #fuckstink / “All these hours spent doing this…just wiped away…” (50:55): #MCTentacleChoice ANGEL OF DEATH #Monstrosity (They stuck the landing…) /#RussellsMidTit #chicktittedaliens / “Not like banana titties…” / “Judges…?” / “Apparently there are two companies that are #legallyallowed to…” / #blackdog / #awwwman #Slayer + #Pantera FUCKING HOSTILE / Just 3 short years ago… (1:02:34): “Do prostitutes carry a briefcase…?” / #Enslaved JESUS SAVES / #Havok POSTMORTEM/RAINING BLOOD (“And now, the part we’ve all waited for…”) / “Was tha

Mar 23, 20231h 18m

Ep 186#186 - SLAYER Divine Intervention Album Dive

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In a way, you might say that DIVINE INTERVENTION, the 6th album from SLAYER (and the first with former Forbidden skins man Paul Bostaph behind the drumkit) was their moment of resurrection. By the early 90’s, much of the pre-existing thrash landscape from the 80’s had either completely disappeared or radically transformed into a different non-thrash genre altogether. Naturally, SLAYER refused to compromise their sound or their mission statement and instead came back with a furious vengeance, even angrier, darker, and eviler than before. It's time to find out what the S.L.A.Y.E.R. “backronym” means as you “carve SLAYER” while replying back to a text that was clearly meant for someone else. Prepare to embrace the truth of Dick Taintler’s powerful “message of the day”, discover what happens when you don’t use shampoo “as directed”, get rid of your waterbed and JOIN US as we dive into the revival of the darkest, evilest, and most uncompromising of The Big Four with SLAYER’s DIVINE INTERVENTION. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SLAYER on the InterWebs: https://www.slayer.net/ Show Notes: (00:01): “I was watching him…” / #clapsoundcheckASMR (#spititout) / “Moving his finger toward the button…” / #slowmotionASMR / “He’s waitin’ for the button…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #FireOnTheMountain / “That’s next level…” / “Motioning?” / The joyous regret of #waterbedmemories / “He said…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised #warning*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH HINTS OF ANESTHESIA!!!*** #fixitinpost / “Before we trans…ition…” / “No, I never did…(but I’m gonna…) #breakfastposerASMR” / “The #postcoitalsmoke …” #thatwasagoodjoe and also #thebestjoes / #steakandvagjoe #afterTheJjoe / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #StillfireBrewing #Brewering #OFarrellsIrishRedAle #theverdict / “Almost like a #betterKillians…” / “Can you do it in an Irish accent?” / “That’s not a word…” / “Usually it’s too safe to be funny…” / Just a part of the vocab… / “I’ll still give it a shot…” #IrishAccentASMR / ***HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY TO EVERYONE!!!*** / #slainte / #sixpointoneABV #daydrinkingbeer (08:27): GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! #TheVoiceMailSegment and #TheDarius #specialhandling #sealofapproval #nipplesofttechnology / A 2nd voicemail…from #JohnnyO / “He does have a point there…” / “I’m already covered…” / “Don’t try that at home…” #nobonecookouts / “Have you seen if ZZ Top wrote Seek & Destroy?” / EYE OF THE TIGER (if it was written by Metallica) (#MoonicProductions) / “Almost sounds like #NuclearAssault…and #RideTheLightning” / #upsidedownguitar / SEEK AND DESTROY (if it was written by #ZZTop) / #hawhawhawhaw #DenisPauna #YouTubeChannel “I almost like it better…”/ “What if you were hearing what was actually going on without the music…during a music video?” / “OOOHHH!!!” / “Listen to that song again…it #SoundsLikeVanHalen” / #threeambreakthroughs / DORA THE EXPLORER (if it was performed by #LimpBizkit) #moonicproductions #YouTubeChannel (19:50): “Did she get it right?” / #Metallica IF DARKNESS HAD A SON (“I like that riff…”) / “Yeah, they’re pretty good…” / #yeah / #TheDocket SLAYER: DIVINE INTERVENTION #1994 / “This guy’s name was…Wes.” / Thinking back to the #TowerRecordsInstore with #Slayer back in ’94 (in the daytime) when #DivineIntervention was released / Talking about prior Slayer album mixes & production quality relative to Divine Intervention / “we have to go heavier…” / ***Does anyone else have a fucked up version of Divine Intervention on CD? *** (28:47): #scarredforlife (“That’s way more manly than a tattoo…”) #carveslayer / #killeropener KILLING FIELDS #tobefair (“We overdosed…on metal…”) / “I’ll just cut that out…” / “As a matter of fucking fact…” / “That’s the secret to Slayer’s sound…” / “That’s a weird opener…” / #markthetime #longbuildup (36:13): ***Wrong song, ding-dong!!!*** / “At least we know THAT’s the one…” SEX, MURDER, ART / “That’s good lyrical poetry…” / Use caution whenever you’re lip-synching to Slayer…especially if others can read lips / FICTIONAL REALITY (“Which is where I like it…in my face”) / #antisolo / #extrahardon / “Is there ever too much?” / “Do girls ever get that?” / #moistASMR (“There’s nothing wrong with moist…”) / DITTOHEAD #itsmyfavoritesong #cantbeloudenough (There’s only one way to listen to this one…) (46:46): #tittlee DIVINE INTERVENTION (“tell me this part right here is not creepy…”) / #HellsAwaits / “Th

Mar 16, 20231h 23m

Ep 185#185 Most OVERPLAYED and UNDERRATED Songs in Metal

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“It’s the ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ of ‘Kill ‘em All’…” Thanks to the “radio homogenization” resulting from the 1996 Telecommunications Act which prompted a handful of corporations to buy up all the radio stations and systematically destroy them by repeatedly violating our ear holes and airwaves with the same overrated, pre-programmed, 6-song playlist (like some Clockwork Orange style mind control experiment run amok), there are A LOT of songs out there that have been so completely overplayed into oblivion that we could do without EVER hearing them again EVER in life: whether live in concert or on the radio during the daytime…EVER! But on the other hand, there are the more underrated deep cuts. The songs which disc jockeys with a genuine passion for music would often play whenever they wanted (yes, even in the daytime). Songs which got better over time and were never overplayed to the point of a listener’s disgust & scorn. Songs which are the antithesis of the ones referenced above in that we actually ENJOY hearing those songs and would prefer hearing them more often (like on the radio…during the daytime). JOIN US for a special guest presentation courtesy of Dick Taintler and embrace the concept of “peanut butter, bacon, and jelly sandwiches” while discovering which words are considered “fighting words” that you simply can’t EVER utter (not even in jest) as we perform our personal evaluation of some of the most OVERPLAYED and UNDERRATED songs in all of rock and metal. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “…juices flowing… (Ladies, and) GENTLEMEN / Behold the #Reddit love we’ve recently received ***Are there any #Megadeth related podcasts?*** Response: #SymphonyOfDiscussion #BattleOfTheBands / “And number 3…” #toprec #upvotes/ Thank you for that! / You ready to get thirsty? / A traumatic unscrewing…/ “It’s gonna hurt…” / Reverse psychology… (At least you can stay awake) / Great housekeeping / “Wait, knives have butts?” / *** #WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised #parentaladvisoryisdumb / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***#thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #JagermeisterColdBrew / #fourthwall / “You know what…?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #JekyllBrewingCompany #CooterBrownAle (as read by #DickTaintler) / #comfortaleforthesoul / #sixpercentABV / #soliddaydrinkingbeer #easydrinking / “That’s a nice little brown cooter you’ve got there…” / “…less irony…” / “That’s why we have the explicit rating…” (07:04): ***If you’d like to give us a call and leave us a voicemail YOU CAN CALL US AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #doommetalread / A call from “a huge fan” of #GoblinCock (Thanks Ken) / #northnorthamerica vs #southamerica #toomuchmath / #seriously / “Did we get some shit-tah?” / “I feel like you might have popped a membrane…” / “Oooh, that doesn’t belong…” / #Butcher: “666 Goats Carry My Chariot” IRON BITS (OR IRON BITCH) / #umlauts contain the power of metal / #BelgianBlackenedSpeedMetal / “In where?” / “Technically, that means…” WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! “/ “#markthetime that’s a new button…” / “There’s nothing wrong with that, folks…” (15:50): “What is #probrem?” / “Just kidding…we don’t” / #TheDocket (and the confusing way to present this one): “The most overrated, overplayed, songs you could cut from the album’s roster and it’d be perfect…” / #analintruder5000 / ***If you get your feelings hurt, you can send us an email at [email protected] *** / “Oh we’re gonna have a bad day…” / “Let’s start with the elephant in the room…” / #Metallica and #TheBlackAlbum and a left turn… / “How about…Seek & Destroy?” / #TheDarwinSong / “I think I would be okay…” / “It’s the You Shook Me All Night Long of “Kill ‘Em All…” / #songlessepisode / Something to introduce a bit of balance…a deep cut and/or the most underrated… / #BlackAlbumDeepCuts / “Good stuff Metallica…” vs “Lukewarm Metallica” / “I could hear Rob Halford singing that song…” / You can still have songs that have been overplayed but you enjoy…it’s just that usually hearing something played too much it takes the enjoyment out of it. / #phantomgum (26:23): “Okay, we’re gonna fight…” / “it should be two songs…cut up.” / #thecoolpart #newsegment / #RussellsReflectionsASMR and the first time ever hearing Iron Man and Mr. Roboto. / “Is there no other Sabbath?” / “You put the worst song on Sabotage on the #greatesthitsalbum…” / “To us, there are no deep cuts…” / “There is no album…” / (Again…

Mar 9, 20231h 39m

Ep 184#184 KREATOR - Vol. I: The 80’s

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For the inhabitants of the Bunkerpoon, Georgia Tech’s college radio station (WREK 91.1FM) and their weekly, late-night metal show (WREKage) was our very first exposure to one of the titans of “The Big Teutonic Four” of thrash metal, Germany’s KREATOR. In fact, for many of us in and around the tri-county, metropolitan Atlanta area, that was the only place in the late 80’s where we’d hear them (at least on the radio anyway…). It’s time to break out your “thirstables” and bear witness to the best Jagermeister conspiracy theory you ever heard as you get “shiny” and prepare to be “thumb blasted” while slurping on Germany’s most consumed digestif. Prepare for “a clean wipe” around the old “chocolate Satan” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with KREATOR -Vol. I: The 80’s. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s time for some #thirstables / #theunscrewing #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / It’s time to get annihilated…#jager #coldbrew #jagercoldbrew #ahhhh #deliciousness (and #jagershakes) / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s got the #Jager twang to it…but it’s better than regular…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH RELAXING ANESTHESIA AND DEATH METAL BURPS!!!*** / The best drug conspiracy theory ever regarding Jager / #jagermeistercoldbrew #waitwhat #druglegalizationASMR and the old-school #jagermeisteropiummyth (That sounds “typical” af… #allbyhimself) / “That’s too much math, bro…” / #wormwood and #absinthe / “It is a different feeling…” / #uhsorry & #legalization #onmicburpASMR/ “That would be exciting…” / #staranise or #licoriceflavored (also with some evil demon infusion…) “It’s a process…” (04:44): This was based on looks alone… / #albumcover (Oh boy…) #HazyDoubleIPA #ImpendingDoom #HazyJuicy #ninepointfivepercentABV #heavyseasbeer #puertorico and #baltimoreMD #TheVerdict (“Smells like weed…good grief…”) / “A little bit fruity…” / “That’s a potion kinda thing…” #itmakesthejagertastebetter / “I’ll get through it…” #sportswords / #NationalChampionGeorgiaBulldogs (“I’ll just say that at a bar……”) / #itsjustme #thankyou #heavyseasbeer (“I did buy this…”) #onmicburpASMR and #metalnerderyland #beerconsumers / #ValentinesDayMassacreASMR / “All the like and all the love…” / “Welllllll….” / #wellnesscheck and #dingdongditch (DO NOT DO THIS EVER!!!) / #swatting is illegal / “I’m a #misanthrope…” / #zerohope (“I would not make it through #StarWars…”) / ***Why do we only hear about negative news in the news? Is there not anything GOOD happening anywhere anymore? (That was rhetorical…Quit creating all this non necessary expensive nonsense!!! )/ “The porn version of Face Book?” / #instatits #instagina #stillIG #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “He’s back…” #thereturnofpissingpost ***Go check out the recent #stonermetalvolumefive episode…*** #loveyou / “Hold your fucking horses…” / #randymachomansavageASMR (Is it #wrestling or #wrastling or #bolth?) / #darksideofthering (on #hulu) / “Go ahead, get it out…” / #freeplug and the woes of the years of #yore when #cabletelevision was something that only the #uppermiddleclass could afford in the 80’s.) #tbs #marathon (Holy fuck, that’s a lot of fucking wrestling!!! #brotherbrotherbrother) / “Cockwinkle?” / “They were like the boy band of wrestling in Texas…”/ “Yes, probably so…” / Massively gruesome tales in the #wrestlingcommunity (“They kinda go together…a little…”) #RussellsReflectionsTangentionalEdition / A documentary about #RickFlair / “That guy…” #whooo / #ooohhhyeeeeauhhhh / Some background #RandySavage #backstory / “His inner misogyny came out…” / “It’s one thing to say…” / “It’s choreographed…it’s real!” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR (19:39): “Did we have any #shittah?” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #ActusReus #markthetime #fatthumbs #markthetime #thumbblasting #perfectsoundeffect www.actusreusband.com (***Go check out our #BehindTheMetal episode with Actus Reus #inthebunkerpoon*** ) ***GO SEE ACTUS REUS ON TOUR!!!*** / THE COPS AREN’T COMING (on the #YouTube) #featuringvocalsfrom Luke Marlowe #YosemiteInBlack (Smite?) / ***Go check out the video…*** / “That’s The (#CENSORED) word for (Insert redaction) people” / “You can’t say any words…” #nowordsallowed / “Oh wait, so I get to do the #jingle then?” / #iguess ***You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on #instavag or #instabook*** / “It’s way better than doing it dry, bro

Mar 2, 20231h 18m

Ep 183#183 DEATH MATCH - Ride The Lightning vs Peace Sells...

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With the exception of a few notable anomalies in metal history, a band’s second (i.e., follow-up) album is almost always more ambitious (and usually a ginormous quantum leap forward) than their debut album in nearly every way imaginable. And because we can’t help but “poke the bear” every now and again, we thought “Why not pick two of the most incredibly important follow-up albums in thrash metal history to duke it out in the coliseum?” From 1984, it’s METALLICA with RIDE THE LIGHTNING. From 1986, it’s MEGADETH with PEACE SELLS…BUT WHO’S BUYING? And just to complexicate this confusing conundrum even further: only one of the members of one of these bands has actually been in BOLTH bands AND has songwriting credits on BOLTH albums. (“To be fair”, ‘tis certainly a vexing quandary to say the least.) Get ready to “work out your traps and use your sports words” because with these two beasts in the ring doing battle, it’s bound to get intense. Time to “sacrifice some fruit loops” as things get “downright biblical” in the world of classic metal as we pit two of the finest sophomore albums in thrash metal history by two of the finest bands in thrash metal history (who actually share thrash metal history together) against each other! Prepare to discover the most sensually appealing culinary wonder ever documented in the annals of breakfast food debauchery and JOIN US as we go head-to-head, Death Match style, with METALLICA’s 1984 release RIDE THE LIGHTNING vs MEGADETH’S 1986 release PEACE SELLS…BUT WHO’S BUYING? Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT METALLICA AND MEGADETH ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.metallica.com/ https://megadeth.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “With something in her mouth…” / “Are they like the #blackalbum of #modernmetal?” / Find out who the Poison of modern metal is… / ***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST FROM THE WARM CONFINES OF THE BUNKERPOON!!!*** #bonerASMR / #buttonbone / “That’s why he’s the producer and we are not…” / “He’s really the only funny guy…” / #cheers #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #FireOnTheMountain / Another #bunkerpoonguesthostepisode #radiopipes / “Ass up?” / A fantastic #footballchampionshipjoke / “I work out my traps and I use sports words…” / “If you’ve heard one you’ve heard enough…” (05:31): “Megaman?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #ClownShoesBeer #SpaceCake #doubleindiapaleale #ninepercentabv / And now, a label reading by #DrEviler / #buttonrubASMR (“It almost sounds like it’s talkin’…”) / “That’s a loud beer…that tastes like Willie Nelson’s weed…” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #PastTheFall (Thanks Will!) / “You don’t pronounce it that way?” / “UK or USA?” / #killeropener DRAINER / “Grab one more…” / “If she’s alive or latex…” / POISON MIRRORS (#KingDiamond meets #SerjTankian meets #PeterSteele) / “Might as well…” / The angry pterodactyl sound of old school thrash vocals. / #init #yeah “It’s always going south…” / The #EVH of #GuitarHero / MAURICE (this is still #PastTheFall) Definitely some prog influence…very technical. / “Thank you, Boris…” / “Doomy, proggy, thrashy…” (Doobieish?) / “Food porn is #myfavoriteporn” / WHAT!? That sounds delicious! / #shoutout to #breakfastporn at #Hardees / “I’m on the site now…” / “It sounds disgusting?” / “I’ll have a note ready…” / If you listen carefully enough, your arteries will harden just by listening to this segment… / “And it’s not small…” / #markallthetime / A personal #HardeesBreakfastExperience / “I like small ones…” / #sausagegravyASMR (27:43): “You actually do the jingle for this kind of episode…” #TheDocket/ HEAD TO HEAD DEATH MATCH: METALLICA’S “RIDE THE LIGHTNING” VS MEGADETH’S “PEACE SELLS…BUT WHO’S BUYING? / / ***You can email us at [email protected] or LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL at 980-666-8182!!!*** / Quick overview… #Metallica vs #Megadeth #secondalbumASMR / “It’s the pre-Puppets Puppets…” / Album cover comparison / “Here’s a question…wouldn’t it be cool…?” / “Is it a lightning dildo?” / “Which had the better killer opener?”/ FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE #softintro / “He’s got the fastest wrist in metal…” / “You took the words right out of my mouth…” / WAKE UP DEAD #fallingdownthestairsASMR / “’86 vs ’84…” / “Just be loose…” / #lightandshadeASMR / A brief note regarding the #MetalNerderyPodcast #MetallicaConspiracyTheory / RIDE THE LIGHTNING (You can almost hear the Mustaine riffs if you listen very carefully) / #TwixConspiracy (44:15): THE CONJU

Feb 23, 20231h 45m

Ep 182#182 PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH - Album Dive

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PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH, the third release from “Big Six” Bay Area thrashers TESTAMENT, is a bit of a departure from the more eerie, dark, and creepy signature sound represented on The Legacy & The New Order. There’s an almost upbeat, “good time thrash” vibe to it, with “more singy, less screamy” vocals and “more accessible” songs that radio stations could feel safer playing over the airwaves (especially during the daytime). Some might say it’s their “…And Justice For Black Album” album, others might say it’s their “…And Black Album For All” album. We feel like it falls somewhere in the middle. You be the judge. Its time to sit back, relax, and enjoy a veritable “orgery” of quality “South American Adult Entertainment” the likes of which you’ve never experienced before. Prepare to learn some thought provoking Mario Bros trivia, discover why you should use a “gentle grip and a fast technique” when working the knotholes of naughty trees and JOIN US as we dive into the “un-darkness” of PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #theuncorking (“There it is…”) and a word regarding our #specialguest from #DrEviler / “Orgery?” / ***WARNING!!!*** #listenerdiscretionisadvised / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #FireOnTheMountain (“Tastes like Big Red…”) / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #RussellsReflectionsASMR and a word about our guest joining us in the #Bunkerpoon / “There were a couple of rooms…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CherryStreetBrewing #OasisImperialStout (Iron DC or AC Maiden?) / #buttonrub (“That looks like motor oil”) / “Its like when you get some good PCP…” / #10percentABV (at least it’s not a #dietWhiteClaw) / #markthetime (“Eleven pounds down…”) / “You should wear a cape…” (09:25): You still out there #pissingpost? / The ultimate #MetalNerderySuperGroup / “Boners and ASMR…” / ***You can email us at [email protected] *** / #PastTheFall (WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!) #crickets (“Should we? Or did we?”) / “Mark ALL those times…” / “It’s always awesome when I get to do the jingle…” / “It’s just crude and we’re fucking idiots…” / Scratch #PastTheFall, we’re doing #MindEnemies INTO THE STORM (Doom meets #IronMaiden meets #Opeth) / “That’s the smallest keyboard I’ve ever seen…” / The genre is #ProgressiveDoomMetal (“I’ll bet that dude’s got great relaxers…”) / “What’s the deal with the #MarioBros?” / “I’m gonna Google it…” / #DoomGothicProgressiveMetal / “Matt was right…” / “That will never be replaced…” / Ever heard of #Slower? “Awwww Mannnn…” (Think #Slayer played at #doommetal speed) WAR ENSEMBLE / “A very gentle grip…” / #Grammys / #BestDeathMetalPerformance / #Seriously / “It’s either racism or it’s true…” / #boneyard vs #liquidmetal / “You’re just all about the bone…” (25:32): “Wait a minute, hold on…” / #bolth / #TheDocket #Testament PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH / “It didn’t seem more mainstream at the time…” / “Especially during the day…” / “It’s almost #TheBlackAlbum …” / The importance of hooks re: #mainstreammetal / “Which one is the Enter Sandman of this album?” / #AndJusticeForBlackAlbum (“Does it have bass? Does it not?”) / #BlackAlbumReflectionsASMR / “This goes down way too easy…” / #markthetime / Released August 4th, 1989 and mall memories / Reflecting on Testament tour memories / “You’ll find it…” / “That’s like cleanup day…” / #SouthAmericanAdultEntertainment (36:21): “In the Bunkerpoon, it’s all tentacles, all the time…” / #allthecokelines #killeropener PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH (“The solo goes on forever…”) / Thoughts on the bass tone / Flanger and chorus makes #Florous / PERILOUS NATION (#happymetal) / “They were getting blowjobs and free drugs…” / “I’m just saying, there’s 2 different kinds…” / “That was a different Testament…” (46:01): ENVY LIFE (and early #deathmetalvocals) / #TheBigSix and Testament’s distinctive sound / “I hear it in a completely different way…seriously.” / “That was their Load…” / #TheBreakdown / #LightAndShade / TIME IS COMING (“That went down way too easy…”) / More Justice than Black Album? #AndBlackAlbumForAll / “Seven is average…” / A side discussion regarding proper compensation (59:55): BLESSED IN CONTEMPT #thisisthrash / “That makes you the bass player, bro…” / GREENHOUSE EFFECT / “That’s what the knotholes are for…” / #lawsagainstnature or #crimesagainstnature? / “Does anybody hear it?” / SINS OF OMISSION / “You can’t say the rest of it…” (But you can have a conversation

Feb 16, 20231h 24m

VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE

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We thank all of you and your respective ear-holes for listening to our absurd nonsense and continuing to spread the wordery and we hope that you’ll continue to JOIN US and keep listening to Metal Nerdery forever! From all of us here at Bunkerpoon Studios International, we’d like to wish a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY to you all and may you all excrete fluids of pleasure in the name of Love and Metal forever! Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more episodes Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes (00:01): #GentlePianoSoundsASMR #Romantical #ILove #ILike / (#Mustard is WAY better than #Mayonnaise!) #HanselAndGretel / No really, FUCK mayo! / “A lotta like and a lotta love…” / #PeachAndLemon / #FuckMayonnaiseToHell / #Bottoms #Necrophilia #Better / *** #HappyValentinesDay2023 *** / “I like #OriginOfTheFeces #tentimesbetter” / #PeachAndLemon / #ilovewings/ #Krokus / #DeathAngel / #GodDamnItILoveYou / “I Loved every minute of that.” / “I love #allversions of #NoQuarter / #PianoCrescendoASMR / #caprisuns and #nutterbutters / “Oooh, I like #wingsauce…” / #ilovethehelmet #ifuckingloveyou / #ValentinesDayMassacreASMR / #HappyVD

Feb 14, 20232 min

Ep 181#181 Stoner Metal Doom Metal Vol. V

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“How close can we sound like Black Sabbath without ripping off Black Sabbath?” Initially we had planned to only do a 4-volume series on STONER & DOOM Metal, but we quickly realized that the likelihood of that was as unrealistically absurd as sparking up a spit moistened doob with a waterlogged lighter, because there is ALWAYS some kind of stony, doomy, glorious metal goodness oozing out of the wood paneled, shag carpeted, smoke filled, tri-county Stonerverse. Awww mannn, it’s time to turn on the black lights and lava lamps, light the incense, trim up your “Drug Beard” to resemble a well-groomed wizard, and find out what Christopher Cross does NOT drink on his boat. Get ready to get “squinty” as we chug some “diet White Claws” and make sure to keep that bowl of homegrown relaxers blazing as you JOIN US for Vol. 5 of our STONER/DOOM METAL series. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “With ribs wide open…” / #theredbutton #barbecureandamoonlight / #witchy / “Have they gathered in their masses?” / #theuncorking #tooeasy #itwasloose and the #appreciation of #ChristopherCross #lghtbeer and #sailboats and #soundtracks (#nottootsie) #ridelikethewind / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #ooohyeahhh #fireonthemountain #RobZombieASMR / “Tight like a gnat’s booty…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH A PLETHORA OF ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeersofthepisode #dietwhiteclaw (#waitWTF!?) / “You wanna go first?” / “What happened?” / #ketokomplaintsASMR #MichelobUltraBerryHibiscus (#whoreforeasymarketingASMR) / ”That sounds OMG Disgusting!!!” #organicseltzer #fullheadofhair / #samueladamsbostonlager #patriotale #manbeer #duelthisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Christopher Cross don’t drink this shit on his fucking boat…” / #dontdenythepowerof #carbs / “Why are we not using our #saladtechnology to its peak? Make salads taste as delicious as carbs!” / #weightloss #goodjobthunderbuns / #whiteclawlites / “It’ll fit…” / “We’re already getting hatemail after the last episode…” / #alt&nuASMR #umlauts #letterdots (07:11): “We DID welcome everybody, right?” / #facepalmASMR #doyounotremember / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!* #thevoicemailsegment #awesome #metalnerdererconspiracynumerouno #youareright #seealso #SacredReichEpisode / A follow up on the highlights of #NWOOSTM that we’ve missed (Thank you, Darius!) / “We appreciate that you appreciate that…” / #bether / ***go check out #Evile if you haven’t already…they have a very ’86 Metallica kinda thrash vibe*** / #occaisionally (It’s not that we don’t care…it’s just familiarity…and also, welcome.). #annals / “We’ve got one more…” / #1983Episode #keepdoingwhatyoudo / “You ever play monopoly? / “They got a stadium…” / “That could be the name of our band…” / Some greetings from #Clovis / “I almost get the drips…” / “I believe in #snailtraills, #pawpaw…” (15:16): #TheSnaps and #pushups / #getoutofyourcomfortzone / A word regarding the #jingle / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #wellplayyourshittah ***You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials #instabook #facegram*** #yeahhhh / #TheDocket STONER DOOM METAL VOLUME 5 / #awwwmannn / #itsbeenawhile / (***Go check out the Stoner Metal Vol. 4 episode for #bigbowlsofhilarity!!!)*** / “Let’s be real….” #buttoncreation #Ilovegoblincock #updated #sideprojects / The importance and power of #stonermetal #genre (“It’s so good…everything’s great about it.”) / #stonerthrash / “Just a little…” / #RussellsConfessionsASMR / Reflecting back on #Kyuss #onmicburpASMR / “We should do a #MollyHatchetDive” / (23:00): “We’ve done 4 of these…” / #drugbeard (still one of the best #stonermetalbandnames ever!!!) / “You’re still thinking #Sword” / #AI #waitforit #pigsx7 #pigspigspigspigspigspigspigs ULTIMATE HAMMER #fuzzy #killerriffs / #OMGSeriously / “It’s kinda all of you…” #vocalburn / “Could you stand it?” / #shoutout to #KingVolumeRecords / #mannn / “That’s the closest you’ll ever get to #stonerthrash…” / “Maybe we should…” / #HighOnFire SNAKES FOR THE DIVINE / #mattpikeforpresident #IommiDisciple #HailAndThankYou (31:43): ***If you haven’t already, definitely go check out all #RedFangMusicVideos by #RedFang #stonermetalvideofun WIRES / #stonermetal #shoutout to #BrianPosehn for helping to elevate Red Fang and stoner metal awareness!!! / “facegram or instabook…” / #Clutch GHOST / “that’s not what I was gonna s

Feb 9, 20231h 30m

Ep 180#180 Alt - Nu Metal Vol. I

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“It wouldn’t pain me more to bury you rich than to bury you poor…” One of the quintessential principles of the Bunkerpoon creed is to arrive at a philosophically logical conclusion regarding any and all things metal, regardless of genre or subgenre. To put it plainly: “there’s Thrash, and then there’s Metal.” Similarly, there’s ALT METAL, and then there’s NU METAL (“ALT…and NU.”) You’re gonna wanna break out your extended-release relaxers and get ready for a “triple uncorking” before leaving the peace and tranquility of your comfort zone and becoming completely boxless & genreless. Be sure you “don’t spill your White Claw” while writing us a nastygram and JOIN US for a stroll through somewhat uncharted territory: it’s ALT + NU METAL, Vol. 1. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: 00:01): “I’ve got a #dirtydongle…” / #heybehbeh #holdingitbythecork / “Think we can get three out of that bad boy?” / Sharted? / #init #doubleuncorked (“Triple uncorking!? That’s a first in the #Bunkerpoon…”) / #cheersfellas #clinky / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH 1000% ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #noseinhale / #TheBunkerPoonChronicles / It’s time for the adventures of #ketoman!!! / #antiinflammatorydietASMR / #wevegotthetechnology #saladenhancements (“…no it’s straight up #poison…”) / Alcohol and impact on health / “I may have teared up a little bit…” / #AwwwMannn / “Actually…2 minutes…” / #kingsofthrash / #BranchHouseTavern and #Hardwired reviews / “They took care of ‘em…” / If you’re charging a cover, be sure to give them every dime’s worth! / #RussellsReflectionsASMR and the concept of really kickass #metalcoverbands #JamesEsque / “He really kinda stuck on that first syllable…” / C, K, & Q and the various levels of #cuntlery / #HailToHardwired (#ooohyeahhh) / The newest #NewMetallica / #RussellsReflectionsRepriseASMR / “That’s loud…” / A fantastic editing job… / “they flashed his face in…” / #standupcomedyimpressionsASMR #braincoil / “We can have an adult conversation about it…” / #yeahhh / #earshock / “Don’t ever do that again…” / #listenholes / #Metallica #newsingle SCREAMING SUICIDE / #dontdenythepowerof #teeth (19:45): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Don’t spill your #whiteclaw”) / “Looks like a deflated football hanging down there…” / “Y’know, the home of the #numberone #nationalchampion #GeorgiaBulldogs / “A buck eighty…” / #Terrapin #DepthPerception #ninepointonepercentABV #loudandproud #highgravitybeerASMR (“that’s strong as fuck…”) #awwwmannn / Here we go: my best impression of #PigDestroyerJenniferASMR / #TheVoiceMailSegment (“Is that a real word?”) ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #ohhhyeahhh / A message from #HalfPastDead THE EVIL THAT YOU MAKE (#deluxe) #lovetheshow (“They almost look like #powermetaldudes”) / “They’re local…(sorta)” / “That’s creepy…” / “There’s gonna be a breakdown, I can feel it…” / #guitarsoloASMR #oldschoolmetalvibes / “Most people operate at a #mediocrelevel” / “Um hush, you’re not allowed to talk about them…” / #iknowsports (30:33): If you’d like to send us an email, you can send it to [email protected] and if you’d like to send us your #shittah via #instabook or #facegram via our WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHITTAH segment / An email from a listener re: #Obituary and #futureepisodeideas and a review regarding the #DioEraSabbathEpisode (NOTE: #HalfPastDead was our #shittah for this week; thanks again, Alex). (33:00): #TheDocket ALT & NU METAL / #herewego (this was NOT an easy episode, but it was very necessary) / #comingtogether / Thrash to Alt to Grunge to Nu and the comparison of how #genres tend to get named way down the line, after the fact but aren’t recognized at the time / #wronggenre (“Rubbed off on…”) / Trying to define #altmetal vs #numetal i.e. “Which box does this band fit into?” / “So, you think Alt was earlier?” / “The alt fueled the nu…” #AltAndNuMetalASMR / Looking back at #Death back in the day re: thinking it was the next wave of thrash vs the beginning of #deathmetal / #genrechorusASMR #onmicburpASMR / #TheOldMasquerade / #Hairmetal and #Grungemetal and #Groovemetal / “we’re 28 ½ hours in and starting to bleed…” / “That one’s fatter than that one…” #markthetime #itsmarked (43:50): The problem with #ruiningsongs / #LarsGumscapesASMR / #FaithNoMore (It was actually 1989…) SURPRISE YOU’RE DEAD! #MrBungleVibes (“Are you fucking serious?”) ZOMBIE EATERS (“You’ve gotta l

Feb 2, 20232h 18m

Ep 179179: The Year In Metal: 1983

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“Those were the days…” 1983. A time when “Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi” was number one at the box office, the national debt was a meager $195 BILLION (compared to the $31,000 BILLION behemoth it is today), the first mobile phones cost around four grand (which, when adjusted for inflation, would be around $12K today), and Metallica, Pantera, and Slayer had just released their first-new debut albums. Get ready to get “shock-popped” right in your ear holes, break out your “gloves of shame” for old time’s sake, transport yourself back to a time when “the hills were alive” with the sound of metal and JOIN US as we celebrate the 40th anniversary of The Year In Metal: 1983. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): A great new #ASMR idea / “If your long was arm enough…” / #theunscrewing / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #SkrewballPeanutButterWhiskey / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “#Pontoon in the #bunkerpoon” / #Schwartzbier #Hefeweizen #fivepercentABV / “It’s like an otter, beaver, dog…” / “Germans don’t sound like that…” / #RedAyle / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / Some production ideas for the #wellplayyourshittahjingle / You can email us your #shittah at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials on #Facegram and #Instabook (08:47): Peanut butter’s lesser-known properties / #TheDocket 1983: YEAR IN METAL / The dangers of #virtualreality / How to avoid getting #pinkeye / “I just swallowed…” / #lugedrain / “I just caught me an oxytrout…” / Can you believe it’s been 40 years since 1983? This is the 40th anniversary of 1983. / “Where’s my lube?” / Shoutout to #Pyromania #MetalHealth and other killer releases from back in 1983 / #Accept BALLS TO THE WALL #duringthedaytime (22:22): “C’mon…” #TheChroniclesReprise (including #theglovesofshame) #ChroniclesRepriseASMR / Go watch the video for #KISS ALL HELL’S BREAKIN’ LOOSE / “That looked like a rack of ribs… / “No you don’t…” / #MCTentacleChoice #markthetime #Metallica PHANTOM LORD / “Isn’t it crazy to think that there was a time when Metallica wasn’t even a thing?” / “Let me just take a moment…” / #metalnerderysalutes / “Too young to fuck…” / #MotleyCrue TOO YOUNG TO FALL IN LOVE / “A whole new #genre of #visualstimulation” (30:41): #OzzyOsbourne BARK AT THE MOON (If you haven’t seen that video, go check it out! Treat yourself) / “Let’s pick something a little different…” / #Raven MIND OVER METAL (Remember to put on your ’83 hat as you listen…) / #WitchfinderGeneral (Check out the #albumcover for Friends of Hell) / Definitely has that #stonerdoom vocal range / #AkkaDakka #ACDC GUNS FOR HIRE #allthecokelines / “I think we know what that means…” / “You know what that means, right?”/ “It’s like He-Man…and the Thundercats” (42:11): If we’re going by title… #Pantera WIDOW MAKER (“Yeah, it’s bad…”) #tobefair / #Satan TRIAL BY FIRE #dontdenythepowerof (definite Maiden vibes…musically) / I wonder if Satan had a hard time getting gigs? / “That was before Load…” / #HeavyLoad (“Stronger than Evil”) RUN WITH THE DEVIL (#earlypowermetal) / “They were pre-loaded…” (48:27): #Krokus SCREAMING IN THE NIGHT (like a more prog AC/DC) / “That is so 1983…” / #ST #SuicidalTendencies I SAW YOUR MOMMY / “I saw someone’s mommy once…” #hyperboner #bonerdose / #RussellsReflectionsASMR Ratt and Milton Berle and ZZ Top / “It’s an insect with tits!” #Hellhammer SATANIC RITES / “They did not give me the sauce…” / Definitely early #blackmetal / “It’s not McGross…” (1:01:19): #Fastway SAY WHAT YOU WILL / #Bitch SATURDAYS (“Can I just show up?”) #electrotwanglificationASMR / “Is that what she calls it?” / “That’s gonna be the new thing…” / #Y&T MEAN STREAK #allthecokelines / “It’s the difference between…” / ***What’s YOUR favorite metal album from 1983?*** / #assholish #MCTentacleChoice #IronMaiden WHERE EAGLES DARE #cantbeloudenough (1:12:00): “Just a bump…” / #snacksizedslayer ***Which song from #ShowNoMercy had #themostcokelines?*** #Slayer BLACK MAGIC (Wait, there’s a doll!?) / “Y’all just heard my internal dialogue…” / Looking back on #bubblegum from 1983 as well as other fun bits of #1983trivianonsense / “Am I right?” / More 1983 goodness and trivia / #ObscureMetalFact The metal community secretly enjoys #ChristopherCrossASMR but would never admit to it. / Time to empty our balls… #untilthenext THANK YOU

Jan 26, 20231h 24m

Ep 178178: DIO ERA SABBATH

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“So I told him about my pain and the life I’ve been through, he just smiled and the laughter came Then I told him that I love you…and the devil cried.” The early 80’s saw a changing of the guard in BLACK SABBATH, with vocalist RONNIE JAMES DIO becoming the new “captain at the helm” as the front man for the legendary Birmingham quartet and bringing along with him a heroic dose of wizards, dragons, clean tigers, shiny diamonds, and more mystical lyrical metaphors than you can shake a sorcerer’s scepter at. Get ready to expand your thumbtack and yarn collection regarding absurdly intentioned speed trap conspiracies found near Bunkerpoon Industrial Boulevard, maybe crack open an ice cold Moo-Hoo (or two) & enjoy the delicious flavor of victory that could only be brewed in a city that’s home to the National Champions, prepare to get surly, “speed up the brown”, and JOIN US as we wax nostalgic and look back on the 2nd wave of Black Sabbath that is known throughout the realm as DIO ERA SABBATH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): Absurdly low speed limits, #revenuegenerationtraps and #halfboners / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #asyettobeuncorked / #heartsandballs #clinkythirty #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #FireOnTheMountain from #DillardGeorgia / “Everybody died this week…” / “Weirdly sudden…” / #thumbtacksandyarn / “Seems mighty common these days…” / “Let’s just pick a name…” (05:41): “I feel like y’all are kinda manipulating the rules…” / #TheVoiceMailJingle ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / A comment from our #YouTube channel (#MetalNerderyMunchies) regarding our #MunicipalWasteEpisode / “I figured it out…” / An impression of every woman in #sevensyllables / “That’s a bold statement…” / A question regarding nutrition / #collegefootballASMR regarding the #NationalChampionGeorgiaBulldogs / #ohmydamn #lacesout / “Everything happens for a reason…” / #worshipmusicmakeover / The word is TRANCE, not TRANS / “You’re gonna laugh at the name…” / “That’s a great name for a band…” (17:00): #markthetime #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #TerrapinBeerCompany from #AthensGeorgia (home of the #NumberOneNationalChampionshipWinningGeorgiaBulldogs) #WhiteChocolateMooHoo (#MooHoo) #sixpointonepercentABV / “It’s like a carbonated beer chocolate milk…” / “The #aftertaste is awesome…” #markthetime. (19:38): #MetalNerderyAcapellaASMR #Era #TheDocket DIO ERA BLACK SABBATH / A moment of reflection regarding movies from the 80’s / #onmicburpASMR / “Maybe I’m stupid…” / Ever notice how any band that #RonnieJamesDio joins automatically sounds like #Dio? / ***What was the first #DioEraSabbath YOU heard? *** / #youwouldknow / “They play #Slayer on #96Rock all the time…” / How bands fanbases sometimes change when certain members are replaced (29:18): NEON KNIGHTS #killeropener (From “Heaven and Hell” -1980) / The branding differences between Ozzy’s #peacesign and Dio’s #metalhorns / “The #deepcuts have #nocokelines…” / CHILDREN OF THE SEA and the change in the #SabbathSound with #RJD / “Is that true?” / “Big football fan…never done that.” (36:53): “This one has #morecokelines on everything…” / #speedupthebrown TURN UP THE NIGHT #killeropener (From “Mob Rules - 1981”) / Interesting production revelations … / VOODOO (definitely a strange riff) / #allthecokelines THE SIGN OF THE SOUTHERN CROSS #stonermetalASMR #hoodahah / “If you listen to fools…” THE MOB RULES / #deepcutASMR SLIPPING AWAY (check out Tony and Geezer exchanging solos…) (49:21): Fast forward to the early 90’s… / “It’s got a #NWOOSTM vibe to it…” (re: the #albumart for Dehumanizer - 1992) / #nudesteel / Cozy Powell initially, and then Vinny Appice on drums / “Why are you driving a horse?” / Remember #WaynesWorld? / #killeropener COMPUTER GOD / “This riff is gonna blow your mind…” MASTER OF INSANITY (see also The Wanton Song by #LedZeppelin and/or Lady Of The Lake by #Rainbow re: the riff) #shouldershuffle / TIME MACHINE (#WaynesWorldSoundtrackASMR) / Looking back to the movie #HeavyMetal (“Animated titties are still titties y’all…”) #bigtittedwizardbitch / A brief discussion regarding the soundtrack to Heavy Metal… / Ever heard of Ronnie James Devo? / #yeahyeah (1:05:55): Now fast forward to the 2000’s / #backsabbath / (Black Sabbath: The Dio Years – 2007) / EAR IN THE WALL and THE DEVIL CRIED (“That sounds like Sabbath…”) / “Do you think Iommi ever impresse

Jan 19, 20231h 14m

Ep 177177: NWOOSTM Vol. III - NEW WAVE OF OLD SCHOOL THRASH METAL

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The NEW WAVE OF OLD SCHOOL THRASH METAL (NWOOSTM) is the sonic equivalent of getting in a time machine and travelling back to when thrash was still relatively new (throughout the 80’s and the early 90’s) and making a few subtle tweaks. All of the classic ingredients of old school thrash are there. The sound, the album art, the band logos, not to mention the continuous evolution of 30 years of metal subgenres that didn’t even exist back then, which help to enhance the overall uniqueness of the NWOOSTM sound, keeping the classic thrash metal style from “back in the day” but with enough modern twists and turns to still make it seem like an “exciting and new” genre. It's time to turn on the subtitles, accept the truth about bass players, prepare to go deep (insider) and JOIN US for Vol. III of our worldwide trip through the NEW WAVE OF OLD SCHOOL THRASH METAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Speaking of C’s and B’s…” / #decorking and #scathumor / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater / #TearDownTheFourthWall #NewYearNewMe “People don’t avoid you at gas stations…” / “It’s a façade…” / #DIY / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SweetwaterBrewingCompany (“Nobody says #Hotlanta…”) #BloodOrangeIPA #Radler #fourpercentABV #daydrinkingbeer / “I’m that guy…” / “I would drink that if I was desperate…” / It’s “and” not “in” cider (09:40): #RussellsReflectionsASMR regarding his #bingewatching update regarding #LetterKinny (Watch it with #subtitles) / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #TheVoicemailSegment and a comment regarding #karma / “Allegedly…” / “I guess #Nickelback wasn’t available…” (19:28): WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “I’ll have to work on that one…” / #DividedByDesign #progressivemetalduo (***If you want to email us your #shittah you can send it to [email protected] ***) / “They both play everything basically…” / Sounded a little like #TesseracT and/or a #melodicMeshuggah (26:09): “You’re a #masochist …” / “No, no…” #wordplay / #TheDocket #NWOOSTM VOL. 3 (That’s the #NewWaveOfOldSchoolThrashMetal …go check out the NWOOSTM page on the #YouTube) #dontdenythepowerof / Imagine if we older metalheads had access to this in the 80’s & 90’s? / #MCTentacleChoice ***You can get your #MetalNerderyPodcast gear at metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #Distruster NOBODY DARES / #Moratory F.P.F.W. (Is it a new #jeanwree? Or #genre?) (34:42): #Powerhouse RAGE BRAIN (and the sound of 1987…) / ***If you had not heard of a band before, what piqued your interest? Album Cover? Song Titles? *** / “Spooky & Satanic…” #FeiticoOculto METAL & LUTA DE CLASSES / #Grob KNEBLUJE TWE USTA (41:20): #Hellish THE ANCIENT ENTITY OF THE DARKEST LIGHT #BlackThrash / ***The #NWOOSTM page on YouTube has a ton of different #subgenre playlists*** / We’re gonna check out the #speedthrash playlist / #Insecurity DEAMBULATING FUTURE / “Let’s do some speed…” / #Outburst THE ARRIVAL/WITH A VENGEANCE (“Damn, I should have seen that coming…”) / #Tyrants TYRANTS (“You didn’t even finish yourself…”) #excitermoment / #Headfist UNCERTAINTY & THIS WORLD (#SystemOfADown combined with #Anthrax) / “People fucking are horrible!” (54:08): “Is there a country you’d like to visit?”/ #AcidAge THE SHAMELESS LYRE & OH WHAT AN ARTIST DIES IN ME (Jazzy chord choices…) / #Demonslaught666 NEKROSLAUGHTER BATTLEFIELD #blackspeedthrash / #Panikk (“Two K’s, NOT three K’s”) INSTIGATOR OF WAR / #TheCadavorDog RETURN OF THE DOG (1:06:55): #Anarchy REDDER DAWN / NWOOSTM is like all of the old classic thrash PLUS some modern ingredients / #Thrashra (the #spidergoat) TAKING OVER HELL & HELLRIDE / #FrontalAssault INCOMING DISASTER (Sounds an awful lot like #HellAwaits at the beginning…) / #BelushiSpeedBall (“Even the dog agrees…”) RIPPING OFF MUNICIPAL WASTE / BELUSHI SPEED GRIND #drummachineASMR MAGIC CONCH / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #thelastword #untilthenext / ***PLEASE VISIT THE #BunkerpoonGiftShoppe at metalnerdery.com/merch for merchandise to purchandise*** / #outroreel

Jan 12, 20231h 18m

Ep 176176: KORN LIFE IS PEACHY Album Dive

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“YURRNOTUHRRRROTATONTATROTATATANBUMBUMBLAKAEAUHHTAHHHEAUBLAHUUURRRRAHHHH!” After blowing everyone’s mind with their revolutionary, self-titled debut, KORN returned with their follow up album, LIFE IS PEACHY, which took the Bakersfield, California Nu Metal pioneers to new levels of unmatched sonic aggression including deeply disturbing lyrics fueled by pure existential fury and primal rage. No band, before or since, has EVER sounded anything like KORN, and no band EVER will. It's time to fire up the CD player in your Yugo and “break down the fourth wall” because we’re diving into the darkness where heaviness and fuzziness converge. Find out why staying in shape is important for aging metalheads, prepare to get soaked with some “seriously wet humor” and JOIN US as we ring in the New Year and “Twist” our way through KORN’s devastatingly heavy 2nd album: LIFE IS PEACHY. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT KORN ON THE INTERWEBS kornofficial.com Show Notes: (00:01): ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY 2023 TO YOU ALL!!! / #happynewyears vs #happynewyear / #flatmaxi / “DON’T!” #thefourthwall / #posthumousASMR ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEaterCinnamonWhiskey / “When fully erect…” #accuracy / #amazinganalogies / ***We had some new décor via a fresh coat of paint in the #UndergroundBunkerPoonStudios *** #smokedlavender/ We’re going REAL dark… / #depressionmetal / “It’s called a #hairlight” / “Here’s a question…” / #notametalpodcast with #RussellsReflectionsSlightReturn #butthumped with #banjoplayers (07:10): #beeroftheepisodeASMR #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / Clean up on aisle 6… / #StillfireBrewery #GloryHaze #encorebeeroftheepisode / “We’ve already read it…” / #herewego / “The vocal burn’s gotta quit.” #vocalburn #seriously #agreatimpression / “It tastes like weed…” (10:07): New Years Resolutions? / “…that’s literally the whole point.” / #RussellsReflectionsComedyEdition / “I feel like I need to take a shower now…” / #TheDocket #onmicburp #thirdshowenergy / Shoutout to Daryl! And fond memories of the #RobDukesExodus episode / #multiplevoiceASMR #whispersymphonyASMR #whisperwarriorASMR #cricketsoundsASMR / #nojingle (13:30): #TheDocketSlightReturn KoRn: Life is Peachy (1996) / #ubersoon / A self-critique of Mark I Metal Nerdery vs Mark II (or technically Mark III if you’re familiar with your #MetalNerderyHostTrivia / “We’re wet as fuck…day 9” / #dryhumor / Comparing “Life is Peachy” to their #selftitleddebut and the evolution of KoRn (or just KORN / Korn), particularly the darker aspects of their overall sound, musically and lyrically. / “Hear me out…” / “Heavier and darker…” TWIST #barking #killeropener #allthecokelines / “A similar opening?” (22:22): “Sorry, that was me” / CHI (Sounds like #StonerKoRn) #creepy (Did you hear that back there?) / Watching #Korn #liveinconcert and a #KISSanalogy / #OMGSeriously “That’s why I do it…” / LOST #creepynoises / Interesting production observation… / The good part… / #Uncomfortable is the word / SWALLOW #fuckyes #awwman #onmicburpASMR / “Nine Inch Nails, S.O.D., and Primus” / That’s the new term going forward / #confidenceboostinganalogies / “Eat his ass…” #markthetime / PORNO CREEP #instrumental #creepyscaryASMR (33:28): GOOD GOD (Cool harmonics) / MR ROGERS #cuethecreepy #StonerKoRn #massivefuzz #snapsnap #readthoselyrics #listentothoselyrics / “You’ve got nuts on the brain…” / KUNTS! (I want to do this at #karaoake sometime soon…) / “It’s possible…literally.” / NO PLACE TO HIDE (with a side of #extrafuzziness) / #newbutton #markthetime / The influence of hip-hop on the Korn sound / Korn’s 6th member defined #uncomfortable / No circle pits, only pogo. / A theory regarding the growth and evolution of metal throughout the 80’s and into the 90’s #excessmetal #newgenre / The angst of the nineties #angstierexcess / “I hate to interrupt you…” / WICKED (and some #tangentional vocals courtesy of #Deftones frontman Chino Moreno / “Beat off, beat off…” (49:43): #allthecokelines / and the #backstory regarding the meaning of #adidas A.D.I.D.A.S / #OMGSeriouslyASMR #goingin / “Y’all are dodging that question, I can tell…” / #hehahuh / LOW RIDER #bagpipes #awwwmannnASMR #awwshit / ASS ITCH “It had some girth…” / “It’s fun to talk about…” KILL YOU #killercloser #doomballs #readthoselyrics “That’s fucking dark!” / What the #fructus? / #HereWeGo /The uncomfortable ug

Jan 5, 20231h 7m

Ep 175175: SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH Album Dive

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“I want you to listen! I’m talking to you…” One could easily argue that SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH, the fifth studio release from Birmingham’s own BLACK SABBATH, is their “Black Album” moment, in that there are a multitude of different dimensions present on this album that were not as evident or pronounced as on the first four albums, including the addition of synthesizers, orchestras, and atmosphere. Get ready to appreciate the value of “projection as a coping mechanism” and embrace your “late blooming misogyny” as you find out what it means to truly be “an organ donor” when you JOIN US as we dive into Vol. 5 of “The First Six”: SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH by the incomparable BLACK SABBATH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast https://www.youtube.com/@metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Has anybody checked on #CharlieSheen?” / #tigerblood and #cocaine and #chemtrailmix #cokelines #TrumpTrails (“Let’s call ‘em that…”) / We call that a #hyrbrid / The first 20K years of #Eternity / “I think you may have a problem…” / #projection as a coping mechanism / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #TheUncorking #nomoreitchyeyeballsASMR #tallboyredbull #shotglassASMR #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater #CinnamonFlavoredWhiskey #CheersFellas ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** Now it’s official…” / “After the shot…” / “I got all the things and everything..” / #kramerupdate #RussellsReflections / “Use your mind, man…” / “We said it at the same time…” / “It’s water drops on top…” / #monkeypoxASMR “A pearl, white, metallic…” / “Here’s the question…” #guitarpickups / “What the fuck is that noise!?” / #boatsandhoes #motorcyclepornASMR #onmicburpASMR #CGCustoms / “I’m #phonetical man…” / #RussellsReflectionsReprise #GawdDangIt (***Have YOU ever assembled and built your own guitar with the materials? *** / #guitarreincarnation “Drop that #duncan in there man…” #SeymourDuncan and a shoutout to #PaulReedSmith #Archon25Combo and a recent jam review / #Delta8ediblesASMR and #jamming / “25 watts…is loud as shit!” / “If you can add some #fuzz to it…” #addfuzz / #alwaysaddfuzz / #ampmodeling and modern-day gig #settings / You have to be entirely too smart to operate modern day #guitaramplificationsystems / “Bro…” / #gatorcase (Trusted and used by #professionals) / “He pulls it out and it all fits in…” / ***Can we ALL agree that #guitarampmodeling is at a #legendarylevel? *** / Modeling amps vs sampling amps (e.g., Kemper) #gearnerdsyeah (14:46): #picturetime / “…and now…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #StillFireBrewery #SuwanneeGA #CubanCoffeeStout #sevenpointninepercentABV #coolalbumcover #HailToStillFire (“She definitely used teeth…”) / #nohead #verycoffeeish #stimulated #morecaffeinated (We should definitely go have a drink at their expense and our inebriation…) / #NYE2023Plans / “It’s Thursday night…” #ladiesnight #rockfortots #MudDonkey / “If you like #Journey….” / #OMG #seriously #romantical #seriously / “He’s like you but fuckin’ ripped!” / #hesnotlikeyou #hesgothair (***Local #guitarlegends***) #RussellsReflectionsAllNightLong / “the attic and the basement are exactly alike… (in length)” / “Everybody knows the song, you get up and play the song…” / “It’s #fourstrings…” / “Wait a minute…” / #iknewit #givemeapieceoftherock and a #shoutout to #MothersFinest and also #Hail #Atlanta #oldschool / “Don’t make it complicated…” / “very #KingsX #ish (or #KingsXish if you’re maximizing #hashtags for #hashbags or #tags) / “What did you carry?” / #itsnotmetal (…but it certainly could be.) / #MosesMo / #RussellsReflectionsInfinityEdition #TheImpregnators (“That name though…”) (27:19): “Christmas is the last magical time in the life of a child.” / “that’s how he does it in one night…”/ ***The last episode of the year!!!*** #hardinthepaint (Quick learner…) #napoleonASMR ***You can email us your #shittah at [email protected] or on the #socialmedia at #Instagram and #Facebook*** / #timetraveling #footballASMR #RussellsRegressions / “I didn’t say that…” / a weird (and likely highly unpopular) theory about #femaleswholovesports / “I’ve only recently developed my #misogyny” / #justalittle / #complicatedballs #thatsalotofballs #refatheringmyballs #secondpuberty #toomuchballtalk #itsajourney (33:26): #BirminghamMetal (#notAlabama) / “It’s recognized as the #BlackSabbath #BlackAlbum i.e., #numberfiverelease #Vol5 / “One of the coolest album covers #evah!!!” / #TheDocket #BlackSabbath SABBATH BLOODY S

Dec 29, 20221h 23m

Ep 174174: SANTA’S SACK

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Ahhh, the Holiday season. Christmastime in the city. Filled with “tidings of comfort and joy” that includes leaving out some special “Christmas tree” infused cookies for Santa in the hope that you will be blessed with something special from SANTA’S SACK on Christmas morn. Grab yourself some “cocoa nibs”, settle in and prepare to “get tingly”, for the time is at hand to come together “at the same time” before you get “wiped” and take another sip of “jollyfish” infused “chumwater” which will reveal the hidden bond shared by Slayer and professional wrestling when you JOIN US for some Christmas metal memories, a bit of Yuletide themed metal goodness, and a few extra special holiday surprises from deep within SANTA’S SACK. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ Show Notes: (00:01): “Of course, NOW you turn it on…” / #alwayswaitfortheredbutton #samewithsex/ #sciencestuff / “The most common cause of death…” / #nymphesema (“Not sure which one sounds funnier…”) #rimshotASMR #theuncorking #toight (and a note to the #FamilyGuyOstrich) / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #PeterGriffinImpression #SinEater #deepbreathandbegin ***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #Shoutout to a new killer #Canadian show #LetterKenny / #peoprel / #coldstarts and #slang / #onmicburpASMR / “He’s just so dry…” / #freeplugASMR #eh #aboot #canadianhumorASMR (05:14): ***THE INTRODUCTIONS!!!*** (and the regrets…) #mulligan (#anythingbutthat) #prewarmupbeer #cranberryspice #thatstheone / “That looks like a stoner black metal album cover…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Uh oh…it’s a #sour”) / #NewGrassBrewingCompany #sixpointzeropercentABV #ShelbyNC #darkalbumcover #BloodCeremony (“It’s like a #bonedagger…”) / #cocoanibs are fucking AWESOME!!! #readthatdescription #cocoanibsASMR / #cherrychocolatemilk / #ohjeez #ohhnohh (“We came together…at the same time…”) / “Hard?” / #onmicburpASMR / “Thank you for that…” / #strangeaftertaste / “I hate when people say ‘per se’…” / “It’s time for that dude…” (10:30): #alternativechristmasmovies and a shoutout to #Krampus (the #AntiClaus) and #FatMan with Mel Gibson. (#WalterGoggins) / A moment of clarification…and #preop math. / “He’s good in everything he’s in…” / #MelGibsonsBeard / #SnackSizedSlayerPodcast or #SlayerSnackSizedPodcast #Slayer PAYBACK #energyboner #insidetheoutsideofthepodcast #KerryKingVoiceASMR #HulkHoganASMR #Brother #readthoselyrics “Payback’s a bitch, motherfucker!” / #tinglyballs / Production genius and #listeneradvisement ***Check out the #outroreel…*** / Update regarding the #RobDukesEraExodus #episode and #Exodus / #productiontentacleexcellence / “It’s the same way…” / The critical importance of the #killeropener (The roller coaster of metal) (17:34): WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #jingle #localmetal #AtlantaMetal #ActusReus ACTUS REUS #excitermoment ***Check out our Actus Reus #BehindTheMetal episode!!!*** Go check out the video on the #YouTube / #ActusReusASMR #veggie #doitinpost / www.actusreusband.com / #voicemailsegment (“I know you’re making fun of me…”) / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! *** / #thepost #thejellyfishchroniclesASMR / #jollyfish #markthetime (23:01): “The show right before #theholidayseason…” / “Do you speak it?” / Some #DecemberMetalBirthdays courtesy of #RussellsReflections / “48 hours of…” / #thefutureofmetal #wunderkind “His son’s a genius…” / ***PLEASE SEND GUM!!!*** #boxingdaybaby / #CaptainSmiley / #theprinceofdarkness / “Bigger than Ozzy?” / #theoriginaloriginal #blackalbum / #RussellsRIPsASMR (26:44): #TheDocket: SANTA’S GRAB SACK (AND/OR SANTA’S SCROTE!) / The #NewMetallica and a theory… / …and a #confirmation of said theory / #LuxAeterna #72Seasons and the upcoming tour / “That’s kind of a blessing in disguise…” / #FiveFingerFruitPunchASMR / “Have y’all seen the footage of the #Pantera shows?” / #Metallica LUX AETERNA #classicMetallica (and hints of #NWOBHM) / The evolution of James’ voice from #AJFA forward / “The #unangryMetallica” / #buildingtheperfectLoad (34:36): “I had no idea that he did that…” / #preciousmucusASMR / “I can’t do that…” #eggnogASMR / #dontbethatguy GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN (#RJD #RonnieJamesDio and #TonyIommi) / #KingDiamond NO PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS (Seems like King was exercising deliberate #dyslexia on this one…) #tomandjerry #santa / #AceFrehley related news… / There’s ZERO c

Dec 22, 20221h 6m

Ep 173173: EXODUS: THE ROB DUKES ERA

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“What’s the biggest metal boner you think you ever got in your life?” As much as it pains us to say it, it has only been extremely recently that we finally got some insight into the ROB DUKES ERA of EXODUS, and thank goodness we finally did, because we seriously had no clue as to the level of thrashtactical brutality we’d been missing! Not only were the early 2000’s a renaissance for a multitude of classic thrash bands from the glorious days of yore, but the ROB DUKES era completely blew our hair back and made us extremely thankful for what is, without question, some of the fastest, angriest, and sickest EXODUS to have blessed the sacred genre of thrash during the first decade of this millennium. Get ready to hear some of the most “bad-buttocks” thrash you’ve ever heard in your life, enjoy “a moment of metal bone” to help counteract our brief moment of college football nonsensicalness and prepare to have your faces melted off like “lady juice on a slug” as we pound down “the crack of alcohol” to get in the mood for you to JOIN US for the aural onslaught of EXODUS: THE ROB DUKES ERA. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #peanutbutterASMR / “Aren’t crepes just fancy pancakes rolled into a joint?” / #theunscrewing #thankye #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SkrewballPeanutButterWhiskey ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #markthetime for #peanutbutterballs / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #lowmids #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisodeASMR #buttonrub #WickedWeedBrewing #sixpointthreepercentABV #CoastalLove / #saltlife (what does it mean?) / “If you put a little lady juice on a slug…” / #theverdict #daydrinkingASMR (“I’d give that to my children…”) / #RussellsReflections regarding #Aquariums #TheChronicles and #bioluminescence / “That looks like an STD…” / #bonerpulse #jellyfish / #ScoobyFace (08:38): “How about a little #KingGizzardAndTheLizardWizard #shittah?” / Here comes the #sportstalkASMR portion of the show… / “Oh by the way…” / “That’s the most smart thing I’ve ever said…” / “Who’s that ringtone for?” / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHITTAH!!! / #KingGizzard PLANET B / “What does #hardinthepaint mean exactly?”/ ORGAN FARMER (19:03): #TheDocket Rob Dukes Era EXODUS (Thanks to Darrell and/or Daryl for the recommendation!) / A brief summary of the #Exodus catalog and #RobDukes tenure with the band as frontman / #thirdshowenergy / Now we know and knowing is half the battle. / Shovel Headed Kill Machine (2005) / “It’s a big family of thrash…” / #killeropener RAZE “It’s a perfect #ExodusVoice” #itsveryfull / #allthecokelines “I’m sensing heavy…” DEATHAMPHETAMINE (“It’s almost like Slayer meets Exodus…”) #fuckyes #badassASMR (28:40): The Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit A (2007) / #Shoutout to #MySpace / “Don’t you think farts are dead air?”/ A lot of progressive length songs / “There’s a lot of length and a lot of girth” / RIOT ACT & FUNERAL HYMN #allthecokelines #1989ASMR / “Everything still sounds like Exodus…” / “I kinda feel guilty for not knowing this…” (36:49): Let There Be Blood (2008) is BONDED BY BLOOD but with #modernproductionquality / “If you could go back and re-record a classic thrash album with an updated mix…if you could only pick one…which one would you pick?” / “I don’t think you could make that one any better…” / BONDED BY BLOOD (#RobDukesASMR) #softintro and #tuneddown vs BONDED BY BLOOD (#PaulBaloffASMR) #standardpitch #perfectlytimedonmicburp / “Oh my God, I’m freaking out, seriously…” / Comparing the original version of “Aggressive Perfector” to the #ReignInBloodReRecordedVersion / “Comedy is all about addressing your fears…” / “They’ll clean the bones…” / PIRANHA (Dukes version) vs PIRANHA (Baloff version) / “I shouldn’t say it…” / #cocainewater (48:57): Exhibit B: The Human Condition (2010) / “What’s the biggest #metalboner you think you ever got in your life?” / “And now, a moment of #metalbone” / Reflecting back on the #Pantera and #WhiteZombie show at #TheInternationalBallroom / #killeropener THE BALLAD OF LEONARD AND CHARLES #softintro “Nothing but coke lines…” #goodcall / “Let’s go back and look at the #cokelineinventory” / #bolth / “Girth, brother…girth” / #beep BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN #antiKardashianASMR / #theblackdog / #MCTentacleChoice GOOD RIDDANCE (“I sense quickness…”) / #badbuttocks / Thank you Darrell (and Daryl) for the recommendation! / #RobDukesEra ***It’s the Metal Nerdery Stoner Barbershop Quartet*** TH

Dec 15, 20221h 3m

Ep 172172: Building The Perfect THRASH ALBUM ...Vol I

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“The perfect is the enemy of the good” - Voltaire In a world infested and subjugated by the tediously mediocre, all we can ever strive for in this life is to do the BEST we possibly can (even if our best is not perfect.) Having said that, we’ve decided to embrace “the enemy of the good” by BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM. We each came into the Bunkerpoon with our top 12 favorite thrash tunes and constructed (what we believed to be) the perfect collection of perfect thrash songs for the perfect thrash album. Prepare to comprehend the transformative power of ASMR while wrapping your mind around a matching upstairs and downstairs that’s bound to enhance the soundtrack of coitus “around the corner” as you JOIN US for a brand-new series that’s “nothing but bone” as we embark on our first installment of BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Check out THIS playlist on Spotify - and go buy all of these ALBUMS!! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6xrNp7hGKI1YBd36tCj2w8?si=afe9dffe45c54ea9 and go buy all of these ALBUMS!! Show Notes: (00:01): “Got yer ears on?” / #carefulwiththataxeeugene / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #liverjuiceASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #StillFireBrewing #HailToStillFire #GloryHaze #sixpointninepercentABV / #nospringsteen #thebossofnoone / #killeralbumcover #losttheirnuts #SuwaneeGA #ReadingsByRussellASMR #explosion #surpriseanddelight #thatsamouthful / “Not overly green; solid IPA” / #daydrinkingbeerfoundationASMR #straightweed / #novoicemails #noshittah / ***Some You-Tube links are #suspicious #suspectedviruses…so always open those links on someone else’s computer (just to be safe)*** / #MyFirstStandupSpecial and my #punchupsidehustle / “It’s MY computer…” / #affirmations / ***Apologies and condolences for all of the #twanglification from #TheChronicles*** / #IllBill #PeaceSells (***Ummm…go check it out, and definitely #readthoselyrics! It’s not at all metal from a musical perspective, but the lyrics are nothing but #classicthrashlove and so for that, we thank Ill Bill…and #Hail! ***) / #tangentionalalityASMR / “What are you talking about?” (8:08): An #email from Tony / “A chockful #docketofdocketness…” / #breakfastsausageASMR / #RobDukesEraExodus #episode #comingsoon wherever you get your #podcastery!!! / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182*** / #taketwo #yeahhh / #novocalflaccidity #gettheboneup / “This episode’s nothing BUT bone!” / BUILDING THE PERFECT: THRASH BONE (THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM)!!! / #buildingtheperfectloadASMR / ***Here’s the conditions of this episode…*** / “The ‘perfect’ thrash album/compilation/record” / The new #MetalNerderyPodcastLabel will be #BunkerpoonStudiosProductions / “Faith greater than a mustard seed…” (13:25): “What are we gonna call this album?” / #bunkerpoonstudiospresents / #acronyms / #killeropener #TrackOne (“Waffling?”) / “…a little more immediate…” / #howdareyou (***Go check out #TheRibLounge whenever you’re down on #COTLODBLVD***) #Testament C.O.T.L.O.D. #badassopener (#nopeonmicburp) / #StormtroopersOfDeath MARCH OF THE S.O.D. “I play this before sex…” / #bouncybone #HeadbangersBallASMR / #Slayer ANGEL OF DEATH (because why the fuck would it NOT be on this album!?) #nevergetsold / “We’re trying to keep things fair… / #TrackTwo (“How much #thrashness can you have in one place?”) / #weirdvoices / “It’s on a 500 quadrillion terabyte tower…” / “A short hair?” / #Slayer LIVE UNDEAD (aka #thesoundofcalgon) #newpodcastASMR #FuckingSlayerNerdery / #Kreator TERRIBLE CERTAINTY / “Holy shit! That’s super offensive…” / ***Who remembers the old #GeorgiaTechRadio #WREKage metal show? *** / The true sign of 80’s thrash… #polyps (25:22): #Forbidden FORSAKEN AT THE GATES (***we cannot stress enough just how many episodes are automatically tangentionally related to this specific podcast episode, but if you dig ANY of these bands, we strongly suggest you check out the ridiculousness in all episodes noted in the appendix (there’s a BUNCH!) and also go buy their #shittah *** / #TrackThree #Pantera DRAG THE WATERS / #BobRossIsASMR #notontheboat (***HAIL and congrats to the mighty Pantera for destroying in the early shows!!!***) / #PhilAnselmoASMR #AwwwManASMR #VocalBurnASMR (“Analogies bro, that’s how I work…” / #TrackFour (“I’ll just note that you noted it…”) / Track Four historically alw

Dec 8, 20221h 29m

Ep 171171: NUCLEAR ASSAULT - Inside The Metal

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“Why don’t you think for yourself?” NUCLEAR ASSAULT, the crossover thrash titans hailing from NYC featuring the aggro bass thunder of Dan Lilker (formerly of Anthrax and S.O.D.) alongside the punishing riffs & brutal lyrical commentary of John Connelly, graced metal with an uncompromising attitude and visceral urgency that combines old-school thrash themes with New York hardcore aggression, resulting in an East Coast crossover thrash sound so desperately needed (and welcomed) during the late 80’s and early 90’s. It’s time to partake of some “far beyond decently” recorded thrash greatness while deciding whether to style your downstairs into “braids, cornrows, or ‘fros” as you bear witness to a brilliantly executed “Black Album Reference” regarding “the prior episode(s)” and JOIN US for a well-deserved INSIDE THE METAL memorial dedication to the “wall of sound” that is NUCLEAR ASSAULT. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Now it’s a party…” #airhornASMR #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater / Some side notes regarding #akkadakka / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #liverjuice , a few #BobRossRocks and a perfect segue into #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #StillFireBrewing #MidnightVoyage (Cool album cover…) #buttonrubASMR / #sevenpointninepercentABV #stout without the usual aftertaste #wellwrittendescriptionASMR / “It reminds me of when I was married…” (04:26): #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** The return of The Post and some feedback regarding #TheMushroomChronicles as well as a perfectly executed #wellplayed #BlackAlbumReference / “I felt a little dirty after that…” / There’s no #thrashflaccidity here… #wevenotgonesoft #wearegettinghardagain / Some excellent book recommendations, especially if you’re a fan of #KISS / “The make up and the show and the fire and the blood…” / Rock & Metal #autobios are some of the most captivating reads ever! ***What’s YOUR favorite Rock and/or Metal autobiography? *** “Is listening to a book on tape technically still reading?” / Rock & Metal #autobiographies / The book in question is Runnin’ with the Devil: A Backstage Pass to the Wild Times, Loud Rock, and the Down and Dirty Truth Behind the Making of Van Halen (Noel Monk and Joe Layden) / “There’s still time, man…” / #itsnevertoolate / #FledglingVaginas with special guests: #AssTrash/ ***WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!*** send it to us via IG or FB or via email at [email protected] / “This is from Bob…no band name provided in the email” INDOCTRINATE (NOTE: The band in question is actually #AngelusApatrida) / #farbeyonddecently (14:53): #TheDocket NUCLEAR ASSAULT (R.I.P.) and some #tangentionalality to #bolth #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD and #Anthrax / Co-found or Co-find? / A rather abbreviated (yet potent) body of work (quality over quantity) / The super-aggro Dan Lilker bass is what gives #NuclearAssault an extra edge / #prettytypicalgross / #hehim and the vocal stylings & riffage of John Connelly/ “It sounds like #Testament used to come through town in the 80’s like #Pantera did in the 90’s” (20:44); “Game Over” (1986) #cokelinesaplenty SIN (“Its like this, but completely different”) / BETRAYAL (Now THAT is an #oldschoolthrash riff!!!). / Very bass centric / “Somebody’s #vibrator is going off…” / (24:07): “Survive” (1988) BRAINWASHED #readthoselyrics / “There’s definitely an injection of balls in the mix department…” / #analogymadnessASMR / F# (that’s F Sharp, not F Hashtag, btw) / GOOD TIMES BAD TIMES (#LedZeppelin) / “I do what I can…my ass does the rest…” #markthetime (28:50): “Handle With Care” (1989) / “Hamburgers are nothing more than #flatearthmeatballs…” / NEW SONG #killeropener #aggrothrash / WHEN FREEDOM DIES & CRITICAL MASS (***definitely go check out the #musicvideo and #readthoselyrics***) #FollowMe / #aggrobass / A quick analysis of John Connelly’s voice / F Natural (or F*) WAKE UP / “A massive boner of sound” (#wallofaggro) (35:56): “Out of Order” (1991) / “Never got the whole #Nirvana thing…” / “You never ‘kill’ #themetal…”/ SIGN IN BLOOD (kinda “Hit the Lights” -ish at the intro) / PREACHING TO THE DEAF (Definitely sounds like early 90’s thrash) (41:28): “Something Wicked” (1993) SOMETHING WICKED #allthecokelines #killeropener / “maybe that was their ‘Pre-Load’…” / CHAOS (definitely slower and groovier) / “Hints of the dude from #MollyHatchet…” (46:11

Dec 1, 20221h 0m

Ep 170170: The Chronicles Part 2 - Metal Massacre III and Hair Metal

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“What do you wanna do with your life?” For everyone still trying to recover from “the prior episode” we understand you’ve endured a lot and assure you that it’s about to get even more surreal. Think of THE CHRONICLES: Part II as a 2-part episode embedded within the second half of The Chronicles, like appetizers before the main course or, using a more apropos food analogy, a “Turducken” of Metal if you will. For starters, it’s back to 1983 for a tasting of early metal compiled by Brian Slagel and Metal Blade Records for METAL MASSACRE III including (and of utmost importance) Slayer, as well as a veritable plethora of other bands who gave us a glimpse of the future of 80’s metal that was yet to be born. Then for the main course, we indulged in a generous cornucopia of 80’s HAIR METAL music videos that we enjoyed as youngsters coming of age during the bygone days of yore when Music Television was still a new concept and five bucks in quarters bought an entire day of bliss at the video arcade. Prepare to embrace 80’s metal Zen through enlightened states of twanglification, be sure to keep your “Fast Times” and “Karate Kid” cast members straight, and then “touch hands” and start “motoring” because it’s time to get “sideways” and give thanks as you JOIN US for a heavy metal double header on this, the exciting conclusion of our trip through THE CHRONICLES. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify YouTube: Metal Nerdery Munchies @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I felt a little weird earlier…” / Can you believe we actually made it through a #KISS episode on THIS show? / The word is #pica / “This is the next one…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised / Shroom Chronicles Part II: The Peak / #Selfabuse from #theblackdog / Positivity at the Hetfield house #ReverendHetfield and #positiveaffirmations (and #ReverendBon) #imstillgonnasayit / “#Powerage is the perfect #inbetweenalbum / #slowadultDamone #arresteddevelopmentDamone and “knowing the difference” / “I think she gave #greathead in #TheKarateKid…” / “You can’t even let people know you have those thoughts…” #ifeelworse / #shesstillhot / #bossbitch vs #bossasshole / #relaxerlatebloomerASMR #cricketsASMR #WelcomeToTheMattShow / #greasygrin aka #permagrin (12:21): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (and #RussellsReflectionsASMR) #elevenpercentalcoholABV #NewHollandBrewingCompany #DragonsMilk #youguysarefuckedASMR #brewerering #alottaauras #badprobrem / “C’mere, #Dragontits!” / “We can do a combo…” / The #predocket #Docket: #MetalBladeRecords #MetalMassacre Metal Massacre III AND Various Hair Metal Selections #thepriorepisode #herestherules / “#Thegreatestfarts” and “a deck of cards” / ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIALS, SEND US AN EMAIL AT [email protected] AND IF YOU REALLY WANNA TELL US HOW YOU FEEL YOU CAN FEEL TOLL FREE TO LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #yeahhhh (18:58): “There’s gonna be a LOT of reaching…” #markthetime / The Chronicles Part II /Side A: The Psilo: Metal Massacre III / (Put on your #1983 hat for this…) / #Slayer #nottheReignInBloodVersion AGGRESSIVE PERFECTOR #killeropener / “What was the evillest thing you’d heard from ’83?” / #BlackSabbath (From Born Again) STONEHENGE #creepyASMR #OMGASMR #IDKItsASMR (This is NOT on #MetalMassacreThree) #PinkSabbath TRASHED (#DeepSabbath or #BlackPurple) and thoughts on “Pyromania” (the album) #FisherTexMexTrailMix #foodnoiseASMR / #Bitch (back to #MMIII) RIDING IN THUNDER #metalPatBenatar / #Tyrant ARMAGEDDON #KingDiamondish and/or #MercyfulFateish (Think Cronos meets King Diamond) / “It was shoved in there…” / #VenomMeetsKingDiamond / “The word is #genre” / #ComboMegaMixASMR (including a touch of DISTURBING THE PRIEST) (37:30): #Medusa PIRANHAS (NOTE: keep in mind that a lot of these were likely from #demotapes back in the day…young bands sending in their #shittah to try and get signed to the mighty #MetalBladeRecords) #earlymetal / #faceyourfears #piranhagloryhole and a #rimshot to boot / ***“Is #GunsNRoses considered #hairmetal?”*** / *Moments with #MrUnicorn* / More #RussellsReflections and the fall of hair metal / #GNR #LiveAtTheRitz/ #onmicburpASMR / “I guess we can all be #timelords now”/ #TestPattern BITE THE KNIFE / “#YngwieMalmsteen IS #DungeonHairMetal” / #BlackWidow BLITZKRIEG / “Dragons shouldn’t be allowed to have tits…” / “How many riffs can YOU cram into a single song!?” / “Is it Poem or Pome?” #exhaustingoffputtingandirresp

Nov 24, 20222h 11m

Ep 169169: The Chronicles Vol I

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“We’ve got a little surprise for you tonight…” We’ve been talking about doing this for so long now that many of you (ourselves included) had almost given up thinking it was ever going to happen, like it was just another instance of the usual psilly nonsense that manifests deep within the Bunkerpoon Studios whilst surfing relaxer fueled waves of madness. Well, the aforementioned “psilly nonsense” has finally manifested into a multi-dimensional, multi-tentacled reality! Now, just so we’re perfectly clear and we’re all on the same page here, we are absolutely NOT talking about “Knights in Satan’s Service” or “Kids in Satan’s Service” or ANYTHING having any affiliation with “Satan’s Service” in any way, shape, or form!!! And we’re definitely NOT talking about “Keeping it Super Simple” either. But actually, in all reality, we definitely kinda are… And we definitely kinda did… A lot. (“Yeah, yeah…”) It’s time to strap in for “a hard day at the office” and put on your finest “cheetah skin boots” to go with your “gloves of shame” to ensure you’re outfitted with the proper ensemble to do “The Paul Dance” before Mr. Unicorn gnaws through another mic cable again. Always remember that the code word is “airhorn” and JOIN US for a multi-part trip through The Chronicles. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “That dude was me…” #crispyjello / “We FINALLY made it!!!” / It’s the wild wide mouth… / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater #shroomy ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #thisepisodesbeerbeforetheepisode #Abita #BubbleGumJuicyIPA / ***Shroom Chronicles Edition*** #shroomchroniclesASMR #psilocybinASMR / #rubbingthebuttonASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AkademiaBrewingCompany #DeathRipperVolumeEight (cool #albumcovers) #sixpercentABV / #costcoboozebythedrum / “You can’t tell the difference if you put it in Coca-Cola” (6:54): #TheVoicemailSegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpost #thewordisairhorn / “Somebody #buttdialed us…” / An update regarding the week… / #SixFlags vs #DollyWood / #rollercoasterASMR / “Boy, that’d wear your ass out…” #markthetime / #spiritualASMR #whatsthatnoise “He’ll do anything to NOT listen to #KISS” / Sabotaged by #theblackdog / #chewedcableASMR / “At some point, don’t tits transform into boobs?” / Dolly Parton and Rob Halford and Jolene / #bigonmicburpASMR / Russ says #boobs the best / “I want to see what the downstairs looks like…” / “Have you seen Madonna lately?” / #justbeyourself / “#daylightsavingstime is the longest day of the year” #endDSTforever (Actually it’s Arizona and Hawaii). (19:44): #TheDocket KISS and going back in time to our younger years / “I did have the KISS lunchbox…and the posters” / #KISS on #ScoobyDoo / “His real name is #GeneSimmonsFromKISS” / #shroomchroniclesASMR / “You only get one Parasite…” / This is NOT an #insidethemetal of KISS / #Anthrax PARASITE / “If mine was catching you, it’s gold…” / “That was a juicy one…” / A note regarding the #KissMyAssCompilation / #Motorhead SHOUT IT OUT LOUD / #DeathAngel COLD GIN (from Frolic Through the Park) (29:44): “We’re doing good…” / KISS ALIVE! II #guitarsolo on SHOCK ME (about 4 minutes in…) / “It’s built like a tank…” #guitarpicktappingASMR / “Who was one of the first guitarists to do tapping?” / “Can you imagine #EVH in KISS?” / “What was the first KISS song you remember hearing as a kid?” / “That’s like the Enter Sandman of KISS…” / “They had the stereo turned up to #twelveteen back in the 70’s…” (36:35): #kabukiASMR / The future of KISS will be continued by #KISSKlones / KISS was all about “The Show” / the impact of #disco on 70’s rock / DETROIT ROCK CITY #killeropener (from Destroyer) “That’s a sloppy eater…” / “The most progressive #dualguitarsolo they ever did” / “It’s almost like Maiden…” / “Okay, seriously…” / KISS didn’t really explode in popularity until after the release of ALIVE! / Remember the #KISSsoloalbums? (47:27): “Did you find the one I showed ya?” / #shoutout to #MrUnicorn and #theblackdog #cablechewingASMR / #Sershen&Zaritskaya I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN’ YOU (It’s time for #ThePaulDance) / “It’s hotter when she sings it…” / “This is difficult for me…” / Fast forward to “Music From The Elder” … / “It’s like their Loads…” / “You know what’s sad when I look at this…besides everything?” / MR. BLACKWELL (“I don’t hate this) / From Creatures of the Night; I LOV

Nov 17, 20221h 34m

Ep 168168: AC/DC LET THERE BE ROCK - Album Dive

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“In the beginning…back in 1955…” While it’s the first album sporting the trademark lightning bolt logo (and the last album with Mark Evans on bass), AC/DC’s 1977 masterpiece LET THERE BE ROCK remains a quintessential chapter in the AC/DC catalog and is without question one of the most blistering albums of their legendary 70’s output. Featuring the furiously unrestrained lyrical genius of Bon Scott, the limitless kinetic headbanging and scorching guitar pyrotechnics of Angus Young, and the rock-solid rhythm section of Mark Evans, Malcolm Young and Phil Rudd reinforcing the backbeat, LET THERE BE ROCK represents the ferocious next step in the evolution of hard rock and heavy metal and contains all of the requisite sleaze and debauchery you’d expect from the lads down under. It's high time you “put on your jorts…grab a banana” and “strap in for the ride” as you prepare to receive numerous “parking lot” employment opportunities and all the “all-you-can-eat crabs” your junk can withstand. Pop the cassette in the tape deck of your “8-dawg”, turn it up to angry, and JOIN US as we reflect on the Aussie angst and blazing riffs that culminated in the miracle of music known throughout the world as LET THERE BE ROCK. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Check out AC/DC on the InterWebs: https://www.acdc.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “You keep it right there…” / #fartmistress / “Peanut butter or cinnamon?” / #strangerinthetub #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SkrewballPeanutButterWhiskey ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised / “We are training for #TheChronicles” / #RussellsReflections and a #HalloweenPartyStory / “Like #Gettysburg or #Arlington?” / #massivefartnoise / “Hangovers are hard in your #middleages” #stopfortherightreason / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode and #alcoholetiquette / “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy” #sourceneeded #eternalhappiness / Always choose wine, more mileage out of your buzz and less abdominal gas. #imgoingwinebar / (But for the purpose of this episode…) #wickedweedbrewing #PerniciousIPA #sophomoricASMR / “I can’t not see it…” #sevenpointthreepercentABV #highergravity / #RussellsReflectionsASMR (NOTE: this was recorded #prehalloween, hence the #horrortalk) #greatthememusicASMR ***#shoutout to the #DevilTownPodcast for this segment of #RussellsReflections #thatswhywerenumbertwo *** #SatansBumpkins and #fielddressing (not what some of us thought it meant…) / “Don’t blame me…” / #ChristianTestamentPodcastASMR / ***NOTE: Go check out our Sabbat “Dreamweaver” episode!!!*** / “That’s the reason why…” / #itsgonnahappen (17:37): “Is it #docketthirty?” / #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #pissingpost and a horrible Robert Plant #TheSongRemainsTheSame impression / “Do it, do it, do it, do it…push, push, push…” / We’ve got #worldwidecoverage. And a pretty huge crowd in and around the #IcelandicTriCountyArea as well as everywhere else. / No jingle this week (and #noshittah for WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!) but if you want us to play your #shittah you can hit us up on #instagram or #facebook or email us at [email protected] / We’re gonna grab something else from #KingVolumeRecords #HouseOfTheDead #Ordos THE WITCH / “I want the rabbit with the #boobs” / #TheWorshipOfSilence (IT’S NOT BETTER THAN THE) DRUGS / #loadthebowl, fellow #bowlloader/ #proggyspacedoom #grabitinthemiddle / This is for all the #chainsmokingweedsmokers / #iwanttherabbitwiththeboobs #MetalNerderyTechnoMix (26:00): #TheDocket: “And on the 8th day…” / AC/DC: LET THERE BE ROCK and a trip down #memorylane back to #childhood / “If that’s EVEN imaginable…” #alotofimagination / “Remember #ColumbiaHouse?” / “How did highschoolers actually attend high school HIGH on #psychedelics?”/ Thinking back to our initial #ACDC purchases / “I might like this one better than Highway to Hell” / The AC/DC logo on #LetThereBeRock is the first Bon era album with that classic logo and the logo that stuck / Poorly orchestrated #BlackAlbumReference / “It’s their #MasterOfJustice…or their #JusticeOfPuppets…” / A note regarding this record from the #VanHalen family / #morefoodreferences #steakanalogyASMR #thethrashofrock (36:57): GO DOWN (“Where you been, Ruby?”) / “Now I understand…” / Problem Child appeared on #bolth #DDDDC and #LTBR / DOG EAT DOG (“Do you know who you can trust?”) / Music heard in childhood prior to heari

Nov 10, 20221h 27m

Ep 167167: MEGADETH: THE SICK, THE DYING…AND THE DEAD! - Album Dive

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“Step inside, walk this way…” The world just wouldn’t be the same without Dave Mustaine and MEGADETH. No one else in metal embodies the same snarling, vengeful angst against the psychopathic “powers that be” as Mega Dave, and the band’s 16th studio offering, “THE SICK, THE DYING…AND THE DEAD!” once again proves it. With topics running the gamut from space travel, war, and (actual) plague to nuclear disaster and shameless celebrity selfie queens, Dave has once again masterfully unleashed his passionate disgust and contempt for everything that has negatively tainted our world with furious thrash-tactical precision that is intricately woven together with thin threads of progressive metal grandeur. Go ahead and get your “cortisone shart” out of the way before you slip into your “finger pants” and “request a to-go box” while preparing for the imminent “air horn frenzy” that awaits as you indulge in “a handful and a mouthful” and JOIN US for a dive into MEGADETH: THE SICK, THE DYING…AND THE DEAD! Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ MEGADETH on the InterWebs: WEB Show Notes: (00:01): “That’s not what I was gonna say…” / #GrandmaBeavis / #theuncorking (“That was a wet one”) and a #bigmouth / #cortisoneshart and the joy of #superfarts / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater (Cinnamon flavored whisky) #itleaked because of #thebigmouth / ***WARNING!!!*** #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #tainttightener / What dimension did you materialize from? / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #layoff #adderalldeficitdisordermoment #WickedWeedBrewing from #Asheville #FreakOfNature (excellent #albumcover) #highgravitybeer and #properdaydrinking tips. / “That’s the loudness that you taste…” / #eightpointfivepercentABV (aka #loudbeer) / ***Shoutout to local boys #ActusReus*** / #whatsthat #didyoumarkthat #TheyDidSomeTool #ultramegaremix #pitchshiftedhilarity (09:11): “Be teased…” #psychicblueballs (or you could just read further down in the show notes) / “Blair Witch meets Evil Dead…” / #DeadStream #spoileralert / “Man, her tits were I-rated…” / (Russell says #boobs the best.) #Wokeshitsucks especially in #horrormovies and #RussellsReflections and an #editorial regarding the mass #boobdeficit in horror / #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #thereturnofthepost “How do #guitarsolos affect you?” (NOTE: the answers may vary between guitarists and non-guitarists…) / The emotional (and sometimes physical) impact of songs and/or guitar solos are very similar / “That was recorded in one single take!” #onetakewonder #Xanadu / “Damn I wish I could play guitar…” / And now, a rebranding: there’s #bassguitar and #trebleguitar / #onemorevoicemail #thereheis #numberonepodcast (thank you for that, Johnny-O) #thatmanisablessin / NO ONE is handing out the #goodcandy to children on #Halloween…even in the #legalweedstates (because it’s too expensive!). / Teachable moments… (24:46): No #shittah from those of you in the tri-county area, but a recommendation… / #KingVolumeRecords (Not sure of the artist). #stonerdoomgoodness #artistunknown #fuzzy #fuzztease / #JurassicWitch “BLACK MASSES AND ASHES” VELOCIREAPER (“Someone needs to load a bowl for this…”) ***You can also find this on #bandcamp*** #killersongtitles (Not really #WellPlayYourShittah but also, kinda…) / “It’s time to get the band back together…I want to scream again…” (31:45): #TheDocket MEGADETH “THE SICK, THE DYING, AND THE DEAD” / Quick first impressions and Dave’s uncanny gift for picking gifted guitarists to be part of #Megadeth / Production critiques / “Maybe that’s why it’s fun…” / #guitarbliss #awwwmannn and the evolution of Dave’s vocal style over the years / “Is it just as easy as asking for a to-go box?” #Poorlytimedrimshot and #poorlytimedlaughter #sadtrombone and that absurdly annoying buzzer siren noise (see also #airhorn) / #themostobnoxiousnoiseintheworld #thatnoise #homemadelube (41:53): Excellent #MontyPythonReference (NOTE: Actually, it’s from #TheHolyGrail) #killeropener THE SICK, THE DYING…AND THE DEAD! (The riff with the harmonies is total #guitarbone) #yeah #killerharmonies / Remember when you first figured out how to play #complexicated riffs? / “Yours is #moreannoying…” / #pastawithattitude / The first Megadeth album without David Ellefson / LIFE IN HELL #oldschoolthrash (Wait…#fingerpants?) (50:56): NIGHT STALKERS (feat.

Nov 3, 20221h 33m

Ep 166166: Halloween Metal and Movies

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“How could The Exorcist be your LEAST favorite scary movie?” Gratuitous thunderclaps, ominous church bells ringing in the chapel, creepy haunted castles, ghosts & poltergeists, witches & werewolves, paranormal and supernatural activity, candy… That’s right: candy!!! And with any luck, hopefully some fortunate trick-or-treaters will be blessed with some of that “good candy” on their door-to-door quest to satiate their sugar fix. All overly concerned parents are encouraged to send any suspect candy you may find to our 33rd Floor I.U.B.P. Laboratory for further testing, confirmation, and (potential) enjoyment (by us). Because it’s HALLOWEEN: the most terrifying time of the year. A season that celebrates ghouls, horror movies, and spookiness in metal. (And also candy.) Time to don your favorite costume for the masquerade and enjoy “The Love Theme from The Exorcist” as you comprehend how “the Nickelback of metal” correlates very strongly with this episode. Get ready to cackle like hysterical witches “for all the wrong reasons” and JOIN US for a celebration of All Hallows Eve, Metal Nerdery style. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Go Check Out ALL of these BANDS and buy their Shit-tah! Show Notes: (00:01): ***Cue up the spookiness…” #MetalNerderyHalloween #HalloweenSpecial (“Should we do a half or a third?” #medicalwoman #butchcocks #cockorectomy #retractedtentacles #meatdrapesselfie #attentionladies #cheers ***WARNING***#listenerdiscretionisadvised ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #CaptainMorgan #CherryVanilla #thirdshowenergy #segue into #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #contfont (“Looking for #Wireman…”) #AlmanacBeerCompany #RocktoberFest #SeanConneryASMR “Good sausage beer…” / #backshadowing (“That’s masterful backshadowing…”) #fivepercentABV (It tastes very German…) #noaftertaste #gooddaydrinkingbeer / ***#ShroomChroniclesUpdate (“What IF!?”) “We should probably go ahead and get those chronicles out of the way before #nuclearholocaust occurs” ***NOTE: The #33rdFloorIUPBStudios is secure…*** #worstshowever #breakthroughmoment (06:17): #HappyHalloween #prehalloweencore ***HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO YOU ALL!!!*** / #halloweenmovies (and the different #horrorgenres in #cinema) #halloweenmoviereviews / The #blackdog is waking up… / “Nobody wants to be positive and nobody likes shit anymore…” / Reaching for a poorly structured #BlackAlbumReference argument / #translantic #nosurgery #translanticaccent (“Where did I come from?”) ***What’s your FAVORITE #horrormovie? *** “How could #TheExorcist be your LEAST scary horror movie?” / “Don’t deny the power of your dreams…” #dreamscometrue #sharknado and #ominousthunder / “The first #Halloween movie…” / Art endures forever… / “Hitchcock was the #BlackSabbath of horror movies…” / #Psycho vs Halloween and a #tangentional #filmhistorystory #cuethecreepy #cuemorethunder #thunderASMR / #RussellsHorrorReflections #horrormovieedition (16:36): ***What do you think of FIRST when you think of Halloween? *** #HalloweenCore (and a great impression of #PeterSteele #TypeONegative BLACK NO. 1 (LITTLE MISS SCARE-ALL) #HappyHalloween #audiokief / “Their #albumart matches their sound…” / Creepiest #AliceCooper song (and some prior concert recollections) WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE (***Remember when Alice was on #TheMuppets? ***) #creepy #awwwman #passthebowlman (22:53): “If we’re talking about bands/songs…you’ve got to think about this one…” / #BlackSabbath BLACK SABBATH (#TheHellAwaitsOf1970) / “Always on my #halloweenplaylist…” / #scaryplus / #patronization #horrorpunk #TheMisfits WHERE EAGLES DARE / #quickinterjection “Don’t you think there should be #adulttrickortreating???” / DIE DIE MY DARLING (Can you hear that and NOT hear the #MetallicaVersion?) / #facepaint / A list of horror movies that correlate with metal (and/or punk) / #limitedtentacleaccess #limitedtindelviewing #DeathAngelSuperMedley #genre / 90’s horror movies / #TheBlairWitchProject #foundfootage and #pureprofit #marktetinggenius / #crickets #thehashtaggoeshere #sorryaboutthat #DeathAngel THE ULTRA-VIOLENCE #limitedtentacleaccess and/or #limitedtindelaccess #LoveThemeFromTheExorcist (34:53): #RigorMortis #MetalNerderyRecommendation (#HalloweenEdition) POLTERGEIST #earlyindustrial / “That’s called #vocalburn…” / #BobsBurgers vs #Archer #twanglification / “I taste nut butter…and we never even did an intro…” / #highschool #bullseye #laughingfort

Oct 27, 20221h 16m

Ep 165165: HELMET AFTERTASTE - Album Dive

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“First I drink, then I smoke…” Everyone already knows that when you mix heavy blues, rock, and jazz, the result is Black Sabbath. Now, if you mix some Sabbath with a hardcore foundation, a liberal splash of misanthropic loathing for fake people, and a generous portion of brutal grooves seasoned with discordant jazz noises, the result is HELMET. HELMET’S fourth outing, AFTERTASTE, is a sonic collection of laser focused apathy seething out of every track due to the manufactured “swath” of counterfeit people on this planet that are ultimately responsible for inspiring the bristling lyrical & musical ire of Page Hamilton. Get your “sandwich boards” ready and learn how to “maximize your workout routine” to eliminate any surrounding “butthole smoke” that may linger before the commencement of any overly whispery ASMR Battles. Gear up for the “boycott “and JOIN US as we go back to The Days of Yore from 1997 and consume the sublime venom of HELMET’s AFTERTASTE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Check out HELMET on the InterWebs: https://www.helmetmusic.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #steamrollerballs #patentpending #nothingbutnuts #waitwhat #softintro #thatsnotit ***WARNING!!!*** #listenerdiscretionisadvised #offputting #irresponsible and #exhausting ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ALL OF THE ANESTHESIA!!!*** #sobrietytalking #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #captainmorgan #orangevanilla #recordscratch #downbelow #regardingthedocket #checkyourlocallistings / “My #favoritekindofporn and my #newfavoritething” #alotofintake #competitveeating #thankyouforthat #metalnerderysalutes #SouthPark (see our #priorepisodes for details) / #sippingoutofyourbasement #USBbottle / “You can talk about anything here…” / #Motorhead is also in the #boozegame / “It took till 2012 to #legalize #sundayalcoholsales in #Georgia “ #conspiracytheoryASMR / #WTF #getyourshittogether #bureaucratards / #shoutout to #InTheLandOfLies #podcast and #RussellsReflections #conflictofinterest #corruptcopsASMR #drugwardouchebags and #illegalrelaxers / “That’s why we’re #numbertwo” / #onmicburpASMR / Fun with words… #oxymoron (14:18): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #ImmediateFuture #PipeWorksBrewingCompany with a #coolalbumcover #bolth #sixpercentABV ***Hit us up on #facebook or #instagram or send us an email at [email protected] or you can LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #thevoicemailsegment #itsgonnahappensoon #TheChronicles #boycott #nudesandwichboardASMR #thatmanisablessin #instanthilarity (19:28): #uptempojingle #remixedandremastered WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-AH!!! / Some #Quicksand #tangentionalality to the #Helmet and #Clutch #tourstop in #Atlanta / “I would go back to…#insertonmicburpnoisehere”) / FAZER #heavyhardcore #hadyallbangedyet #MetalNerderySnort #theyellowone #dingdongday GIVING THE PAST AWAY (***NOTE: Also go check out MISSLE COMMAND ***) #verythick / “I think it goes somewhere…” (26:11): Post concert review: #RussellsConcertReviews (Part 2; see our #Clutch episode for Part 1 of the #metalnerderyconcertreview) “They softened up and they hardened back up later…” / #bonerupyourfuture #timetravelASMR / #TheDocket: Helmet: Aftertaste #albumdive / “Are you NOT a Helmet guy?” / “The first-time hearing #Aftertaste was through #qualityspeakers”/ March 18, 1997 / Have you ever seen Helmet LIVE!? / #mynewfavoritevenue #perfectacoustics / “Remember that weird aftertaste?” #pissandpennies #byrequest / “The genius of marketing and using #cancelculture to your advantage” (DO NOT piss off the #counterculture, we NEED them.) / #somuchASMR #whisperfuckmarathonASMR PURE #softintro / ***Go check out our #MetalNerderyPodcast Facebook page to see some pics from the show in Atlanta*** #thunderballs / “Where’s the first place you saw Helmet?” #markthetime #BeavisAndButthead / Another #boxlessband #ninetiesmetal / #ASMRBattle / RENOVATION / “Homeless billionaires” / #smartmensmetal and the incorporation of jazz in metal / “Who’s to say that drug addicts aren’t geniuses?” / #markthetime regarding #thelefthand / #buttholesmoke (46:13): #TrainingSession for #TheShroomChronicles EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED #multipletimesignatures / “It’s not hard to play, it’s hard to write…” / LIKE I CARE #cuethebass #waitfortheoncomingballs / “It’s so much more filled out…” / “That’s Monday, not Sunday…” DRIVING NOWHERE / Lineup changes from Meantime forward / #TheDaveMustaineOfHelmet / “H

Oct 20, 20221h 24m

Ep 164164: CLUTCH - Inside The Metal

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“Hey, hey, have you read the news?” For over 30 years, the mighty minstrels from Maryland known collectively as CLUTCH have been synthesizing sonic goodness that defies categorization, capturing all of the greatest nuances and attitude of 70’s classic rock from “The Days of Yore” and seamlessly blending that together with ingeniously crafted lyrical ciphers and modern-day stoner metal intensity into a single, heavy, wall of sonic potency that doesn’t neatly fit into any specific genre. In short, there is no other band with a sound as brilliantly eccentric and uniquely idiosyncratic as CLUTCH who (over the course of their voluminous thirteen album catalog) have shown the world that all greatness defies the tedious predictability, mediocrity, and conventional wisdom associated with ticking off some predetermined box. Don’t force yourself to fit into someone else’s box. Instead, be more like CLUTCH and create your own box to fit into (and also, go ahead and mark the time while you’re at it). It's time to head on down to “Cosmo’s Factory” (which is located somewhere “Down On The Corner”) and find out exactly “what NOT to do at a wedding that’s NOT yours” as you show off your “tindels” to help minimize any “cringeworthy toast moments” that might transpire after “you put a finger in it” and JOIN US as we dive into the genreless, boxless, timeless “pure rock fury” that is CLUTCH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Show Notes: (00:01): #blackenedwhiskey #productionnotes #blackalbumreference #youngwomanbusiness ***WARNING #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #nobass #theinfusionprocess See also #Dethklok / #thingsnottodoatawedding #toasttime #toasted #Fbomb #fatherofthebride #funnyasfuckingfuck #cringeworthy #notmyact #ohboi #turnitoffnow #lowenergy #wheeleronthecollar #instabone #albumcover #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #heavyhanded #spindletapbrewery #microfunt or #microfont? #heavyhands #eightpointzeropercentABV #nopissingpennies #irresponsible plus #obscene and #offensive #letters and #thecommunity #tindels and #tindles and #nintindle #nintendel #theweedofpot and/or #theweedofalcohol #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #marvelousmeat #relaximicated ***Looking forward to the #KISS #HairMetalChronicles / #newshitah #longdistancededication ***Go check out #DeadPoetSociety*** #BostonMass #PubeEra ***Live Show energy…*** #cokelines #numberonecokelinesrating #CoDa #SouthernFriedZeppelin / See also #RivalSons for similar vibes. (13:31): #imnotgonnadoit #dontdoitafter #thankyouTrevor #pumpkintindels #TheDocket CLUTCH: INSIDE THE METAL!!! #youshouldseethemlive #Clutchosphere #stonercore ***They’re part of the #PrimusBox*** They don’t fit into any particular box!!! #bakedoutoftheircerebellum / Go check out #TheEastern in #Atlanta / “And now… #RussellsReflections”/ #markthetime #thememusic #80spornstyle / #SixFeetUnder #fucktheirfaces #markthetime / Some backstory informational info regarding the mighty #Clutch and #thevenue / “Clutch is one of those bands that you MUST see LIVE!!!” / #surprisebirthdaypresent #newfan / ***#METALNERDERYBUSINESSCARDSASMR!!!*** #tindeltalk and some reflections regarding the mighty #Clutch #ThePrimusBoxOfMetal ***A lesson from #Damone regarding #attitude*** #redrocketalert (22:32): #thesetlist RED ALERT (BOSS METAL ZONE) (2022-Sunrise on Slaughter Beach) #theDennisMillerOfMetal #readthoselyrics #thisonesagoodone / “The crowd was going nuts…” #thecrowdgoeswild #stonermetalASMR #kneesandelbows #longestone “We could make that one last a long time...” #isolationneeded / NOSFERATU MADRE (2022-Sunrise on Slaughter Beach) #stonergoodness #stoneratmosphere / “There’s a very specific vibe with each album…” / A SHOGUN NAMED MARCUS (1993-Transnational Speedway League: Anthems, Anecdotes and Undeniable Truths) #TransnationalSpeedwayLeague #thefirstnewalbum #hereitcomes #waitwhat #relaxersASMR ***See also #Weathermaker*** “A great analogy…that was kind of off-putting, exhausting and irresponsible #triggered*** THE INCOMPARABLE MR FLANNERY (2005-Robot Hive/Exodus) #killeropener #kansastoboston ***#ZZTop as a #stonerband #ZZStoneCoreASMR (33:55): #thepowerofthebeard / “The Beard…that’s where the power is…” / #bottombeard #manicured #frightenedturtle / “Memorable #Clutch tunes…” / #fuckmath and all #mathists / ELECTRIC WORRY (2007-From Beale Street to Oblivion) #encore

Oct 13, 20221h 5m

Ep 163163: SLAYER Head to Head DEATH MATCH - Show No Mercy vs Hell Awaits

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“Yeah, yeah…” For SLAYER fans, their merciless 1983 debut SHOW NO MERCY and their even darker, more progressive 1985 follow up HELL AWAITS both possess a somewhat more sinister sound and atmosphere relative to the totality of their catalog. These first two records mark the beginning of their development into the fiercest, darkest, and evilest of The Big Four of thrash, featuring a virtually continuous “all-you-can-eat” onslaught of death, Hell, and Satan. Now, imagine what would happen if you were to pit SHOW NO MERCY and HELL AWAITS against each other? What if both albums had to get in the ring, pound it out, and “fight till death” (so to speak)? Which one would reign victorious? While both albums are widely regarded as quintessential to Slayer’s origin story and the evolution of their sonic brutality in the burgeoning new world of speed and thrash metal, to echo the words of Connor MacLeod: “There can be only ONE!” It’s time to get ready for “some snuggling and a rubdown” after you finish up with your nighttime “beach orgies” and enter the octagon to face the “WWF Baphomet” who will take on "ALL up and comers” from over yonder, down in the holler, and deep within the confines of the metropolitan tri-county area. SU NIOJ (*Ahem* Sorry…) JOIN US as we pit two of the darkest, most pivotally important albums in thrash history against each other in our brand-new METAL NERDERY HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH series featuring the straight-ahead thrash evilocity of SHOW NO MERCY against the diabolically progressive darkness of HELL AWAITS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Show Notes: (00:01): #greatintro ***WARNING!!!*** #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #moreballs #Fireball / “The sweet will balance out the tart” / “A complete Fireball scrote set…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #TripleRaspberryBerlinerWeiss #TrimTabBrewing (and #orgies at the beach) #eightpointtwopercentABV / “It did offset the sweetness of the balls…” / “It tastes like a lady but not like #pissandpennies” / “Mama what’s #cuntlery?” / #heedthewarning / #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A #VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / The return of #pissingpost and some comments regarding #theabortionepisode (“I’m entertained over here…”) #justtalkinabortions and getting “RoeVWaded” (Go #oldschool) / “It’s like #xanax for your balls” / ***Be on the lookout for my new #standupcomedyspecial*** / #playbolth #morepost (#JudasPriest vs #IronMaiden) / “Are there 2 different camps, in terms of Priest vs Maiden?” / Just because you like one band doesn’t mean you automatically NOT like the other band / #youcanlikebolth / #lightlysalted / #JohnnyO and an inquiry about some upcoming shows (including #MercyfulFate and the #SnowblindFestival #SnowblindFestivalBandRoster including lots of incredible sounding #stonermetalbands (AND it’s on a #weekend!!!). #Hotelday vs #uberday and proper management of personal #twanglification / #cannabischrominles / Ummm…#absurdlyhighticketprices and #hyperinflation and #Brandonomics / “Are you up and comers…” (24:32): #TheDocket and a brand-new #brandspank segment with a brand-new jingle for a brand new #MetalNerderySeries #fuckfuck / THE METAL NERDERY HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH!!! Slayer’s Show No Mercy vs Hell Awaits / #fiftypercentbone ***Go back and check out our #HellAwaits episode and our First Four of The Big Four*** / “Which one has the best #albumcover?” / #WWFBaphomet (Which one is #eviler?) and the draw of the album artwork from those first two albums / #futureepisodeidea / #killeropener EVIL HAS NO BOUNDARIES versus HELL AWAITS #joinus #sunioj #creepiersoftintro (Could you repeat that?) #Readthoselyrics and #theverdict (the differences between the two albums: straight ahead vs progressive) #quantumleaps (37:50): THE ANTICHRIST is #friedmayoballs (notice any similarity between the main riff and the #killeropener from #TheBlackAlbum?) versus KILL AGAIN (It’s really almost impossible to compare the two: like trying to compare Kill ‘Em All to Ride The Lightning) / #SlayerHits and a #setlist that contained at least half the first album / DIE BY THE SWORD #waitforit #yeahyeah (There’s a definite difference in #creepyness between the first two Slayer albums vs the rest of their catalog) #horrormetalgenre #differentcreepy / “The Steve Harris of #Slayer” and other appropr

Oct 6, 20221h 27m

Ep 162162: LED ZEPPELIN I - Album Dive

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“You really like…my limousine…you like the way…the wheels roll…you like my seven-inch…leather heels…and going to…all of the shows…BUT…” Exactly ONE year, ONE month, and ONE day before the rain, thunder, bells and tritones of Black Sabbath’s debut “delivered” heavy metal upon the world, the release of the eponymous debut from Birmingham (England, NOT Alabama) quartet LED ZEPPELIN marked the “birth pains” of what was yet to be born in rock and metal, unleashing a darker, grittier and heavier sound unlike anything anyone anywhere had ever experienced before. Prepare to rosin up your bow and know what it means to be “shook” before you start “pumping them in” and “pumping them out ”and ingesting a plate of bacon wrapped, shrimp stuffed, jalapeno poppers that we hope won’t result in any unwanted “burpin’ and fartin’, squirtin’ and shartin’” or unanticipated “boom doom” when you JOIN US for a dive into the “pre-birth” of metal with the heaviest debut album to have ever emerged from Birmingham in the late 60’s as we tackle the crushingly heavy, blues infused, cockrockian, pre-metal sonic fury of LED ZEPPELIN. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Check out our Zeppelin Overview Episode: https://www.metalnerdery.com/episodes/led-zeppelin Show Notes: (00:01): “Ummm, don’t you mean #Exodus?” / #cuntlery #kuntlery or perhaps even #quntlery (depending on your needs and which level you’re dealing with) / It’s unbelievable that we’ve managed to play #oldschool #MichaelBolton on this show (which just happens to be a “tangentional” teaser for our #HairMetalSpectacular) / ***WARNING*** #listenerdiscretionisadvised / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #beerjizz and #pearlsinthecooler / #bunkerpoongiftshoppe / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Fireball / Don’t smoke at a gas pump, but if you ARE thinking about doing it… / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SamuelAdamsBostonLager #SamuelLAdamsMotherFuckingBostonLager #patriotbeer #fivepercentABV #gooddaydrinkingbeer #markthetime (06:18): Another reference to #SweetwaterBarAndGrill and some #localmetal #holeinthewall / #southernfried #Godsmack / #shortlived #danishmacnugget / This episodes WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-AH!!! #swampmetal #Silversel #GeorgiaMetal (And a sampling from their album #Inexorable) #awwwman / “A #shittonne of #voicemails” and #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #thepostisback #twofer #turddumpsterfire #newqyuhlur #windmills #anothervoicemail / “You’ve gotta build the #infrastructure”/ #comedygenius #refillday #memories #jackpot / #legallybinding #lordofthering #fingernoose / ***Hit us up on the socials on #Instagram or #Facebook or the email at [email protected] *** “Oh yeah, almost forgot #thejingle for #WellPlayYourShitah”*** (21:32): #shootingtoofarforward #thehumanslingshot and #whoopsiedoodles / #TheDocket LED ZEPPELIN I / Another great quartet of lads from Birmingham (England, not Alabama) / “You went forwards before you went backwards” and the journey of discovering the #LedZeppelin and #BlackSabbath catalogs / “Everybody’s got a path” / #futureepisodeidea #notboring / A #tangentional moment of Bolton and #MiamiVice and #LonelyIsland / Update on #antihot2022 / #canyoubeadoll? / Led Zeppelin I was released one month, one day, and one year prior to #BlackSabbath: Jan. 12, 1969 (vs Feb. 13, 1970) / #mathjokes / #theloreofyore regarding how the mighty #LedZeppelin got their moniker and a bit of backstory (which we may or may not have discussed on our Zeppelin #InsideTheMetal episode). / An interview regarding Led Zeppelin reunions after the passing of John Bonham / #LikeFatherLikeSon / A powerful #skinsman behind the drum kit radically impacts a band’s overall sound & dynamics. / #blackdog (36:10): GOOD TIMES BAD TIMES #killeropener #thefirstnewalbum (“Perhaps the beginning of #shred?”) “I know what it means to be alone…” / The first ever #cockrock #guitarhero band and the influential power of #JimmyPage / Another #tangentional #futureepisodeidea / “The #Metallica of the 70’s” / (Don’t take credit for someone else’s original work by trying to pass it off as your own. #karmaisreal) / ***See also the #AnneBredon version*** / The #prequelversion #justgo / BABE I’M GONNA LEAVE YOU #whodiditbetter #emotionallyheavy #thesoundofshrooms #stuckthelanding / “The most intense part of this song…you can hear the hurt” #earlyemoASMR / #h

Sep 29, 20221h 35m

Ep 161161: KING DIAMOND - THEM - Album Dive

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A house is supposed to be a safe, sane sanctuary from the evil and insanity relentlessly lurking around every corner of the outside world. However, hearing eerily unnatural sounds and witnessing uncanny otherworldly phenomenon (especially at night, right next to your bedroom) can be an extremely unsettling and terrifyingly traumatic experience, especially as a child. In the case of KING DIAMOND’s 3rd studio shock opera, “THEM”, the house of Amon (just like Grandma) is anything but safe or sane. “THEM” is an even more bloodcurdling, terrifying example of the vividly cinematic, spine-tingling ghost story telling style masterfully executed on “Abigail”, The King’s previous release, which recounts a chilling and disturbingly horrific tale about his criminally insane grandmother who returns home after a long stay at an insane asylum to reconnect with her supernatural, demonic “friends” from darker dimensions over a pot of unholy tea. In short, “THEM” is analogous to “The Exorcist”: a haunting, timeless horror classic that has yet to be matched or surpassed. It's time to “put down the Denmarkian hash” and confirm that the loudness button is engaged in order to “embrace the fullness” of the “all-inclusive” paranormal pronoun madness that will ensue after you survive a “fist to the taint”, pour yourself a cup of tea and JOIN US for a dive into the pinnacle of horror metal which we all hope and pray Tim Burton one day makes into a major motion picture: KING DIAMOND’s majestically macabre masterpiece: “THEM”. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Check out our ABIGAIL Album Dive here: https://www.metalnerdery.com/episodes/king-diamond-abigail And our Mercyful Fate episode here: https://www.metalnerdery.com/episodes/mercyful-fate Show Notes: (00:01): #icing and a #killeropener / “A story about #KISS and #KingDiamond” (Definitely NOT the same!). / ***Go check out our Abigail Dive and our Mercyful Fate Inside the Metal episodes!!!*** “Would you listen to a King Diamond album with nothing but covers by #TheBeeGees?” / #dickandcooze / “Wait a minute, we’re not doing this yet…” / ***WARNING!!! #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / #thirdepisodeenergy and #spotifycokelinesofgoodness / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Set your expectations and relaxer levels accordingly…” / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #intercoursing and #facefrosting / #shameless #SweetwaterBarAndGrill plug / #standuptragedy and the explanation of “walking a crowd” / #greatidea for #newercomedians / Wield your #cuntlery accordingly! / #KISSASMR and our upcoming #hairmetalspectacular and #TheShroomChronicles /#powerthreesome / #CaptainMorgan #OrangeAndVanilla #takeabreaktoday #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #nostrangersinthetub (07:50): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (a #donation from the #lovelyandtalented Doro) #CoronaSeltzer #fourpointfivepercentABV #CoronaFrambuesa / “Not gonna drink this in front of my friends…” / A brief explanation of the #ketodiet and #carnivore / #BonerMacBrain #frickthisplace #cack / #PreDocket “Is this ‘They’ or ‘Them’?” (We’re not sure, but King was way ahead of the curve in terms of being #inclusive of everyone) / “Them” relative to “Abigail” and a perfectly appropriate analogy / #smarttits / NOTE: Sanitoriums and/or sanitariums were done away with in the 1950’s, btw / (Oh yeah…#TheDocket: King Diamond’s THEM) / #KingDiamondIsMercyfulFate #MercyfulFateIsKingDiamond / A different vibe from Abigail… #timeless / “When did they get rid of sanitariums?” / #tuckandroll / The fancy word you’re looking for is #anachronistic (14:15): The plot of the story of “Them” (and an excellent #hauntedhousestory and also an excellent #hauntedapartmentstory) / #RussellsReflections regarding #Amon and #TheHouse and the basic plot of the story. / “Is #bloodletting covered on my #healthcareplan?” #StephenKingDiamond is a great name for a metal band / “A new strain of weed” / OUT FROM THE ASYLUM #itsmarked #creepyASMR (That’s “Them” talking…) #housedemons / WELCOME HOME (power metal vibes) #grandma #guitarsoloASMR / Production quality vs the previous album #mediumbone / #roosterreference / Grandma’s back home with “Them” (22:38): Now it’s time for Grandma to get reacquainted with “Them” and catch-up #voiceoverASMR / THE INVISIBLE GUESTS #YvilYngwie / “If “Them” had the “Abigail” mix (and/or some #loudness), it would have been 10

Sep 22, 20221h 1m

Ep 160160: IRON MAIDEN - PIECE OF MIND - Album Dive

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Depending on which side of the pond you’re on, PIECE OF MIND, the fourth offering from NWOBHM legends IRON MAIDEN, was released on May 16 and/or May 28, 1983, and irregardless of which side of the pond you’re on, the worldwide multitudes of metal fans rejoiced with gladness. As an homage to Nicko McBrain’s “maiden voyage” as the “drum-shaman” for this, his first album behind the kit with the mighty Maiden, we generated and recorded a vast assortment of quality on-mic burps with embedded, backwards messages encouraging you to belch your way into a state of blissful absurdity which, when played backwards, actually sounds WAY eviler than when played forwards (which should give everyone “pizza mind”). It’s high time to get literary, historical, and downright Biblical. Get ready to bear witness to our newly updated “Black Album Reference” (which is directly due to “the most amazing idea” we’ve ever had) before you answer the call of “The Ball Master” and ask, “What Ho said the t’ing?” (if you know what “Amin”) and for God’s sake, take some precautionary measures to ensure you “don’t let the hog slip out” when you “steal some maneurysms” and JOIN US to celebrate the progressive metal, NWOBHM genius of IRON MAIDEN’s PIECE OF MIND. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Show Notes: (00:01): #theredbutton #markthetime #oral #rightinthefront #notbragging #manneurysms and #crickets / #decisiontime #cleaningoutthecloset #orangepanilla / “Not only is #FoodPorn my #favoriteporn” #oralfixation and #fooderoticism / #firstworldproblems (and a re-review of our initial #restaurantreview) / #motivationalfoodporn #embracefoodtechnology ***WARNING!!! #listenerdiscretionadvised ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ABSOLUTELY SO MUCH ANESTHESIA!!!*** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #captainmorgan #vanillaandorangetwist #upcomingepisodealert #themostamazingidea #ablaughterworkout #metalbeatbox / “This is beginning to be like #TheBlackAlbumReference” / #bolth #fansandfriends and #thepowerofsuggestion / #onmicburpASMR ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US ONE AT 980-666-8182 OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] and check us out on the socials, #instagram and #facebook at #metalnerderypodcast / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH! #ooh (11:41): “Confession time…”(Insert #momentoftwanglification here) / #IronMaiden #albumcovers and #mindblowingness #recordscratch / #dontturnitover #waitwhat #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #overlytwanglified #dontturnitover #itsopen #rerun #BrewDogBrewery #IronMaidensHellcatIPA #sixpointzeropercentABV / “And we’re back…” / #TheDocket Iron Maiden’s PIECE OF MIND / “Shaved heads used to be a serious issue…” / ***Go check out ALL of our #tangentional Iron Maiden episodes and #albumdives !!!*** #inaugurallivedive / “I love all versions of #NoQuarter” and also go check out our #LedZeppelin #InsideTheMetal episode / #alittletoofar / Released on 05/16/1983 ***How many people remember hearing Iron Maiden on #WKLS96Rock in #Atlanta back in the day!?*** / How cool would it be to record an album in Nassau, Bahamas #shortshorts #markthetime #thehogmightslipout / ***Go check out our #JustTalkinShittah series!!!*** “A renaissance of metal…” / “The first track you ever heard in your life from Piece of Mind…” / Comparing “Number of the Beast” to “Piece of Mind” / #pizzamind / “What was the big selling point for the album?” #itsnotthateasy ***Our #Killers episode will be forthcoming, probably after our #hairmetalspectacular *** (24:40): The new #nationalanthem for #theworld #worldanthem WHERE EAGLES DARE #killeropener #waitforit (Kind of a segue to Aces High…) / #maidenbone / “Piece of Mind” relative to many other #1983 releases (which we may or may not have already discussed, and if we have, you should go check those episodes out at metalnerdery.com/podcast) / REVELATIONS (***Is it equally impossible for everyone else to NOT hear the #LiveAfterDeath version of this whenever you hear ANY version of this?***) #heavy #barneymillerbass and #killerharmonies / #scripturereference and Revelations 21:4 #remixedition / First album with Nicko McBrain the #drumshaman who followed Clive Burr / #dontdenythepowerof #LiveAfterDeath #motherfuckerASMR (33:00): FLIGHT OF ICARUS and a #longdistancededication to the kid with #waxwings / “In the name of God my Father, I’ll fly!” / “If you’re gonna die…” / Also found on the album/cassette

Sep 15, 20221h 7m

Ep 159159: Just Talkin Shit-tah Vol II - New Megadeth, Machine Head, Soulfly..

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By now, you’ve no doubt noticed how we embrace our collective verbal turdery and nonsense early on so we can get it out of the way and move on to the good stuff. In the case of this episode, however, we completely veered off the docket freeway onto an offramp of SHIT-TAH and “blew out the lines” to give everyone a mental breather and help lower everyone’s expectations (yours and ours) down to zero, which is where ALL expectations should be kept (at all times) to help minimize the impact of life’s imminent disappointments (again, yours and ours). Go ahead and pour yourself “2 fingers worth” and discover “the best thrash cover that is yet to be” while staying completely “hexless” as you behold some of the creepiest metal of our youth, enjoy some brand spank “new for ‘22” metal releases and discern the greater significance of past episodes where we’ve asked you (on countless occasions) to JOIN US as we gather ‘round and ponder the collective twanglification of humanity and metal for the 2nd installment of JUST TALKIN’ SHIT-TAH!!! Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Show Notes: (00:01): #killingbottles #theuncorking and #divineintervention ***WARNING!*** WELCOME BACK TO THIS WEEKS LUDICROUS ABSURDITY KNOWN AS METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** “Hellbeasts are everywhere…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #buttonrub #VietnameseIcedCoffee10W40 #HighWireBrewing #eightpointzeropercentabv #itsmarked / “It’s always hangin’ out…” / ***If you have not already, please go check out the new and updated #MikeJudgesBeavisAndButthead !!!*** #markthetime #RussellsReflections and #TVTime including a brief review of the new #BeavisAndButthead episodes. (07:14): “I have a theory…” #magicalcars ***DRIVE BETTER!!! PAY MORE ATTENTION!!!*** / #carcrashes #rammedhertwice #911OnHold / #shakennotstirred #noredness “I would have stuck around for the #redness.” #itsmarked / Possible theories regarding #skynet and #AI and #trafficlights / The difference between experienced drivers with years of judgment vs a newer driver with less years of judgment. / #onmicburp / “Driving by faith…” (15:21): #Updates on #RussellsReconstructions and #RussellsReflections and his old #KramerGuitarNeck #projectguitar / “Exercises for balls…” / A moment about #motorcycles … #ElFire #boatsandhoes #boatsandyachts / “It’s funny you should press that button…” / Thank you for attending my #tentacletalk / Some fun chats regarding Dave Mustaine’s recent interview on our number one competitor’s podcast… / #almostblack #markthetime ***Go check out our “Peace Sells” #albumdive *** THE CONJURING #readthoselyrics #hexless #creepy / The #creepiest #Slayer song? #bolth #justalittlebit #blowingoutthelines SPILL THE BLOOD (Be sure to go check out our “South of Heaven” #albumdive!) #Usethoseheadphones (ohh yeah, also go check out our #TopSixSlayerSongs episode) #hatefulpublicity (32:18): New #MachineHead / “Why aren’t those words pronounced the same?” / “…but first…” / #bathroomtips #psa / #markthetime #paranormalporn (standby…) / CHOKE ON THE ASHES OF YOUR HATE (very much “old school” sounding…sick!) “Of Kingdom and Crown” / #Paranormalporn (the conclusion) including #orbs / #shipah / ***Go check out “The Making of Hushed & Grim” by #Mastodon*** / #thestangerepisode #killeropener #allthecokelines #Soulfly SUPERSTITION #alltheballs / “Is #thrash going through a #renaissance? (44:14): “What are you listening to that’s #notmetal?” / #pullthatup REMEMBER TO BREATHE (#SturgilSimpson) / ***If you haven’t listened to the #TheSongRemainsTheSame version of #NoQuarter yet, what are you even doing with your life!?*** / #CharlieDanielsBand #CDB EL TOREADOR #theperfectthrashcover (including #thrashstylebreakdown) / #CharlieDanielsIsMetal / #almondfried and #domesticatedwolfsteak “Does the hair really lock in the flavor…” / #chinesefood and #spicymustard / #TheBeastieBoys (Remember “Licensed to Ill”? And some #Slayer #Tangentionalality) / ***Has anyone ever played something for you to hear and you had no fucking idea what it was, but it sounded hella familiar? *** / SHE’S CRAFTY (BTW, you should also go check out our #LedZeppelin Inside the Metal episode!) / “The beginning of sampling in music…” / #notmetal #LowRider and recollecting memories regarding “Licensed to Ill”. / #itsnot / RHYMING & STEALING (and #tangentional Zeppelin sampling) / GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!) (1:00:27): #RussellsRef

Sep 8, 20221h 6m

Ep 158158: MUNICIPAL WASTE - Inside The Metal

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WARNING: As a service to the greater tri-county, podcast-enjoying multiverse, we’d like to offer and advise listener discretion prior to the consumption of ANY of our existentially exhausting, provocatively off-putting, and irrationally irresponsible YET ALSO exceptionally hilarious, highly rated, and absurdly entertaining content. (You’ve been warned…) MUNICIPAL WASTE, the crossover thrash wizards hailing from Richmond, Virginia, resemble a giant burrito of thrash tastiness, chock full of a cornucopia of influences stretching across a veritable plethora of classic thrash sub-genres from the late 80’s and early 90’s. And then the whole thing is completely slathered in “microdot gravy” and fortified with modernized (yet classic looking), thrash album cover art and epically hilarious song titles. Just listening to MUNICIPAL WASTE creates more joy than “Christmas morning” for a kid or “refill day” for an adult. Get ready to receive the “glare of approval” after you locate your “porkbuttribs” and prepare to douse yourself with a liberal sized spritz of “meat perfume” in anticipation of “pollenating your partner” for the remainder of your dinner date, after which time we hope you recover so you can JOIN US as we time-travel back to a local mall on a Friday night in 1989 to hand out a few flyers for upcoming shows, grab something to eat at the bustling food court, and scope out the record stores for any albums that might measure up to the incredibly precise, devastatingly powerful thrash potency of modern-day thrash masters, MUNICIPAL WASTE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Show Notes: (00:01): #dontdenythepowerof #CERN #nostrangerinthetub #recordscratch ***WARNING!!!*** WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #listenerdiscretionisadvised #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #OldSmokyPeanutButterWhiskey / *Go check out the #newepisodes of #MikeJudgesBeavisAndButthead* / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #VictoryBrewery #somethingmonkey #rubbingthebutton #BerryMonkey #holyshitballs #ninepointfivepercentABV #ultrasour #theverdict #markthetime #nicefinish #sweetnessandtang (and an instructional guide to the ingredients within the beer on the beer container) #tettnang / #eggshapeddick #notwellhung / #thatstillcounts #lotsoftits at Russell’s band’s show at #Shazzys / “How #onehitwonders open AND close their shows…” / ***Be sure to keep your #thirdeyes peeled for the upcoming #hairmetalepisode*** / #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #thankyouforthat we appreciate the kind words from #JohnnyO / #treecum and #partnerpollenation and #mysteriousways / #RussellsReflections and #afterdinnerpollenation and #steakgoodness #AlexOoohOfApproval / #TwoUrbanLicks in the #OldFourthWard and a mini #restaurantreview / “The #MetalNerderyPodcast #BrisketTutorial” / “Moments of #tangentionalality” / #meatperfume / #BigDaddysBBQPit and #competitioncooking and either #buttbrisketchicken and #porkbuttribs / “Parted right down the middle…” #glareofapproval / “Every married woman owns one set.” / #accessories / #nofoodfucking / “Between 1 and 5000…” ***GO BUY OUR SHIT AT www.metalnerdery.com/merch *** #smalldanishcheesemanASMR (19:40): The Docket: MUNICIPAL WASTE / A learning experience for all of us / “Old school, late 80’s thrash metal!” #oldschoolstyle #crossoverthrash from Richmond, Virginia ***New album on the way for 2022!!!*** #thenewlaugh / A #flashbackmoment to our episode celebrating #TheAccused / #vocalbone / #justadded / “It’s pronounced ‘Witt-y’, as opposed to ‘Wit’ btw”/ “HFS!!! It’s like going back to #highschool!!!” / Total #oldschoolthrash / “It’s like deep-fried, cheese covered, filet mignon” ELECTRIFIED BRAIN from Electrified Brain-2022 / #Shoutout to #ActusReus and #goodetiquette / “Safer than water…” and #concertrelaxermemories and the #incredibleimportance of #propersetandsetting (29:43): Waste ‘em ALL-2003 EXECUTIONER (Intro) and a nod to Metallica’s #firstnewalbum / SWEET ATTACK “Hints of old school #hardcore and #SOD” / “Seventeen minutes, sixteen tracks” / #thisisnecessary / These guys would have fit right in during the mid-to-late 80’s thrash scene. (34:33): Hazardous Mutation-2005 #partythrash and the new favorite #genre #jeanwree #tempotightness #okayturnitoffnow / BLOOD DRIVE #harmonysolos / “It’s everything I like!” / GUILTY OF BEING TIGHT “Totally 1987…totally #skatethrash” / All of the ingredients of old schoo

Sep 1, 20221h 28m

Ep 157157: SEVENDUST Inside The Metal Vol.1

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The only thing more rewarding than having Waffle House after a show or consuming Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday (that was pre-purchased previously) is knowing that you share a city with an established, successful metal band. And it’s even more kick-ass when that city is Atlanta, Georgia and that metal band is SEVENDUST! Prepare to get “hooked up” and time-travel with us through joyous, old-school flashbacks and memories of days gone by as we reflect on the local scene back in the early 90’s and connect the metal dots (so to speak) to create the picture of a band which has spanned a 25+ year career as one of Atlanta’s finest metal acts. It’s time to head back to the beach, gather ‘round the bonfire and get ready to have your Dick Taintlers “pounded into the sand” as you realize that “COVID Disclaimers are the ‘Parental Advisory’ sticker of podcasts” and JOIN US for Part 1 of our Inside the Metal (ATL-Edition) with nu-metal groove kings SEVENDUST. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Show Notes: (00:00): #WaHoWaterbutt #missionarydoggystyle #butttobutt #thisbitchcantdrive ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #absolutelyzeroanesthesia #jk #33rdfloorIUBPStudios #theunscrewing #rosecoloredclinky #CherryVanillaCaptainMorgan #ooohyeah #markthetime #grabthosebrownones #thebuttonrub ***Go check out our #SoFarSoGoodSoWhatEpisode for some #irresponsible fun*** #onestarreviewASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #TerrapinBrewery #WakeAndBake #highgravitygoodness #ninepointfourpercentabv ***See also #jitteryjoes and #jitteryjoescomedy*** “A knife and fork coffee beer” / #HailToAthensGeorgia (07:17): “Not a #daydrinkingbeer” / “It’s not a #magnum” / “Great ways to score with chicks” / #heygirl / #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #manyrecordscratches #slowbuildingerection #podcastbone ***Go check out our prior episode regarding #TheAccused !!!*** / “Does anyone remember #ThePit in the #ATL?” / #allyoucandrink and #sweetmemories #dontdenythepowerof #timetravel ***Go watch #GetThrashed!!!*** / “And now, a word from #pissingpost” regarding #StrangerThings and #Metallica and #TikTokDouchebaggery and #cancerculture #aka #cancelculture” / Memories of #1986 #MasterOfPuppets and #tapecassettes and moments of #tangentionalality / #alongwayaround #theonlyreasonyouarehere / “The past has passed. Accept it, get over it, and #moveon. You’re not going to cancel Metallica, ever.” ***Go check out our Metallica episodes!!!*** / #nobodysperfect #peoplecanchange #shittyshituations #allegedpieceofshit / “Not enough #confidence or #upperbodystrength…” / “There’s a reason they used to be called #Alcoholica (“Do YOU remember everything YOU ever did when YOU were #blackoutdrunk?”) / “And now, for some #positivevibes!!!” #goodpods #metalnerderypodcast #podcastratings #toponehundred #top100 in three different charts!!! #thankyouforthat ***THANK YOU FOR CONTINUING TO DOWNLOAD AND SPREAD THE WORDERY ABOUT METAL NERDERY!!!*** THANK YOU #GoodPods for your #positivity!!! (22:49): The Docket: Atlanta’s own #SEVENDUST #AtlantaMetal (“Who remembers Body & Soul and Crawlspace from way back in the day in the #ATL?”) / #RussellsReflections and a #shoutout to #TheOzone / #markthetime / Some notes regarding the old school #AtlantaMetalScene and several local metal bands from back in the day / #numetal #groovemetal #newgenre / #AtlantaMetalLore #StillRain #whatsthedill #tangentionalness and #oldschoolvenues #DickTaintlerStadium / See also #StuckMojo for even more Atlanta metal tangentiality. (32:11): “Going to the beach” / #steaknation (Nay! #WolfSteakNation!) sounds impressive!!! / #killeropener from the #debutalbum Sevendust-1997/ You know you’re going to make it when… / BLACK #readthoselyricsASMR #usethoseheadphones / “Is it weird…?” / #sounddesign (The term is actually #Foley) / Some #TwistedSister #tangentionalality / “Things evolve and change and progress over time with any and all creative endeavors” / BITCH #checkoutthealbumcover #veryballs #groove /***Go see Sevendust LIVE!!!*** #onstagetrampolinejams (42:21): Home-1999 #assdrop #texturedfarts #waitwhat #itsagoodone WAFFLE #futureepisodeidea #uglyharmonics and #uglyriffs / DENIAL #newgenre #alltheballscore / “How many have seen or been to #Woodstock99?” / #greedwhoreASMR #Trainwreck / “Everything in life is NOT about #money!!!” (50:22): Animosity-2001 / Their biggest hit (

Aug 25, 20221h 20m

Ep 156156: THE ACCUSED - Inside The Metal

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“M” is for Many things. Madness, Meat, Metal, Merch, and Most iMportantly: “M is for Martha” Meaning Martha Splatterhead, the Mascot of Oak Harbor, Washington’s crossover Masters, THE ACCUSED. The dudes in THE ACCUSED left their Mark on Metal with a new Mutant genre of Metal called “crossover thrash” which blended all of the best eleMents of punk, hardcore, and thrash together to Make Metal More Magnificently fun than ever. This was Most definitely a “knife and fork burger” kind of episode as it was quite a lot to digest. Who knew that “Beavis’s dad” had such a treMendous iMpact on their style? Find out why we’re all “parted right down the Middle” and get ready to be “pegged in the face” with some exhausting, off-putting, and irresponsible coMMentary as we go deep inside the Metal with THE ACCUSED. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Show Notes: (00:00): #primingthetop #nowwereready ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ABSOLUTELY ALL OF THE ANESTHESIA!!!*** #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #DeadMansFingersRum #DMF #cheers #whoayeah #differentthanthepickle #markthetime #jerkinmegerkin #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #episode156 #mathtwanglification #hallmonitor #MasonAleWorks #fruitedsourale #CherryPieEdition #recordscratch #grahamcracker #albumcover (*** #TheAccused ***) #SweetCreamsAreMadeOfThese #markthetime #nodaydrinking #burpofthebeerepisode #gettinhead #gettinfoamy #infinitebeercum ***Do you have a towel over there? *** #beerjaculation / #endingitall and the potential birth of #angryAmishMatt #moreuncomfortable #antihot / “It’s still giving me head though…” / #sexwithotherpeople #drinkme (08:15): #signsoftheendtimes #shittycustomers #coldfries and #gangsterpussyshit #theendofdays #WTF #spiritualawakening ***PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DRIVING YOU ADDERALL DEFICIENT FUCKS!!!*** #JesusTakeAllTheWheels #frenchfryfury #coldfries #stupidpussybitchmoveASMR #noprobrem ***Did you know…*** #fourhundredfiftysevenethnicslurs #rimshot #thankyougoodnight #mayonnaisemonkey ***The sign of the #antichrist #friedmayonnaiseballs*** “Mustard is the #astroglide of #sandwichlubricant” / #MayoNerdery with #nomayo #condimentless #withoutacondiment “Fresh jalapenos are way better than pickled jalapenos”/ ***#chickensalad and #eggsalad and #hamsalad are all #fuckingdisgustingsalads / #Dennys and #callbacks and #irresponsibility / #TikTokTurderyASMR and a #UFOOlogist on our #numberonecompetitor / #COVID has eliminated all other #causesofdeath #thankyougoodnight (“Where’d the #flu go?”) #ILoveGoblinCock / #RussellsReflections and #FentanylDeaths “#Fentanyl is #allornothing” / #EndTheWarOnDrugs “#Cannabis isn’t a goddamned #narcotic!!!” #cannabisisvegan / #rabbitholeASMR / “Nobody cares about the #WNBA” #theydontsupporteachotherASMR and a positive note / “Can we please have #lingerierugby?” (21:42): “Getting back on the wagon…” / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #ThePissingPost and the #LickItUpEpisode #crickets #phuckedphone #LongLiveMetalNerdery #thankyouforthat / #psilocybinASMR #nogagreflex #TheShroomChronicles and an accidental #BlackAlbumReference / We’ll Play your SHIT-TAH!!! #thenewjingle / “The definition of a #streethustler and #dudehookers” / #HelloHydra LIABILITY #ratedEforEveryone #whoa #balls / Is it #metalcore or some other #genre? #AllTheBallsProductions and moments of #exhaustingoffputtingirresponsible #dumbness / #RussellsReflections and #RobZombie and #WhiteZombie (“Incredibly racist, irresponsible, exhausting and off-putting”) / “Is #StaticX still Static X without Wayne Static?” (Would #Danzig still be Danzig without Glenn Danzig?) (32:40): The Docket: #TheAccused (NOT the Jodie Foster movie… the band!) / The #ageofdiscovery and #upstairsbeards vs #downstairsbeards #saltandpepper / #RussellsReflectionsASMR and #RobTheGarbageman / “The obscure thrash test” / #totallydude and #crossover #goodness and #jeanwreecore #crossover #horrormetal (and/or #grindhousemetal) / “The first song you ever heard in your life by The Accused” / #MarthaSplatterhead is the #VicRattlehead of #TheAccused / Some history and backstory details…and analogies / #allovertheplace / #thenumbertwopodcastever with absolutely no #elksteak (strictly #wolfsteak for us) / The Bruce Dickinson of The Accused / #skatethrash MARTHA SPLATTERHEAD from the Martha Splatterhead EP-1985 (44:29): Their #MasterOfPuppets HALO OF F

Aug 18, 20221h 50m

Ep 155155: PANTERA OFFICIAL LIVE: 101 PROOF

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With the upcoming PANTERA reunion in the works, we felt it would be reprehensibly “irresponsible” of us to NOT touch on one of the greatest live albums by one of the greatest live bands to have dominated metal during the 90’s: Pantera’s OFFICIAL LIVE: 101 PROOF. Not only does it span the era of their catalog from “Cowboys” to “Trendkill”, but it also comes with a generous helping of between song stage banter that’s some of the best in the business, and finishes with a couple of previously unreleased, newly recorded studio tracks. Prepare for a reading of our latest “one star review”, climb aboard the “struggle bus” to get yourself out of a pickle, catch a sneak peek of our new “Offramp Empire” motivational segment, embrace the solution for “tubular fruit boobs” and JOIN US for an “exhausting, off-putting, and completely irresponsible” Live Dive into Pantera’s 1997 concert souvenir: OFFICIAL LIVE: 101 PROOF. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Show Notes: (00:00): “Metal Nerdery Podcast: #exhausting, #offputting and #irresponsible / #rubbingthebutton / “I hope you like this” #markthetime / #shoutout to #ActusReus / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH MAXIMUM ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #dillpicklevodka #WTF #PickleShotDillPickleVodka #TheOriginal #ladies #gentleman #germs and #others / #identification / ***BE BETTER DRIVERS, YOU #ADDERALL DEFICIENT FUCKS!!!*** #paymoreattention #JesusTakeEveryonesWheels / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (Nope, it IS 155!) / #TerrapinBrewery #mexicanstylelager #LosBravos (A tribute to our own #AtlantaBraves) #fourpointfivepercentabv #coolalbumcover (05:41): Another #onestarreview #RussellUntwanglified #twats and/or #fuckbags / A moment of #covid and a #message / ***Go check out our #SoFarSoGoodSoWhat episode *** #coviddeniers #veryirresponsible #isitreally (We’ve got better #fivestarreviews than not) #completeoverreaction #lovewhoyouwanttolove #fuckwhoyouwanttofuck #breakingthefourthwall with a #BidenFuckbag / #LightningStrikes / #EpiphanyMomentASMR / #ThePerfectSong and #ThePerfectWoman #Unicorns / #futureepisodeidea / #RussellsReflections regarding the #ActusReusBoys / #excuseme (sorry for being #irresponsible) / #awwwman / BUY OUR SHIT AT metalnerdery.com/merch / #misternotbreakfast (13:00): #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** A new #genre (call it #crossover) #thankyouforthat / That was a call from #anonymous / #strugglebusASMR / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! Email us a link at [email protected] or send it to us via #messenge in the #instagram and/or the #facebook and/or/and/or the #meta / #Throwdown HOLY ROLLER (#LambTera) #killergroovemetal #gobuytheirshit (from “Venom and Tears”) (17:54): It’s Docket-Thirty! #Dontcomplain Pantera “Official Live – 101 Proof” / *What’s YOUR fondest #PanteraConcert memory? */ It’s time for #Pantera #SundaySchool / 1997 (Happy 35th Anniversary!) / #BlackDog “It may not be racist, but it sure is irresponsible.” #Chazzy and the #ChazTrans / ***What was YOUR reaction to the live Pantera #concertalbum? *** / “Board recordings aren’t the same as actually being at the show” / A NEW LEVEL #cantbeloudenough (Don’t forget the AMAZING between song #stagebanter!) / #perfecttiming #onmicburpASMR #thatsright (28:35): #whatsthat #markthetime #checktheend ***Be sure to stay tuned for our upcoming #KISSNerdery #podcast!!!*** #breakthroughepisode / #lifekills WALK and #AnselmoStageBanterASMR #takeitfromthefuckingverse #cantyousee (“Pantera were definitely the #kingsofmetal in the 90’s”) / #hematoma #nohatred #exhaustingoffputtingirresponsible / ***Go check out our Far Beyond Driven album dive!!! Actually, just go check out ALL of our #PanteraEpisodes!!!*** #numberone BECOMING (Go check out “3 Vulgar Videos from Hell” for maximum entertainment and fun!!! #PanteraHomeVideos) / #offrampempire FIVE MINUTES ALONE #nastysexytone / #ournewjingle #markthetime #girthyvoice #sexappil or #sexypill / “That’s where the flavor is… “ (40:12): “The Trend is DEAD!!!” SANDBLASTED SKIN #showmesomething #alltheballs / “You won’t need that anymore. It’s on sale at your fucking dollar store!” /#fuzz #whathesaid (A great idea: #DoomTera, the ultimate #doommetal #PanteraTributeBand ) and a #lesserPanteraTributeBand / Trivia regarding the #albumcoverartwork and an incredible #PetahImpression / “Let me hear some of that f

Aug 11, 20221h 33m

Ep 154154: KYUSS - Inside The Metal

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Before QOTSA, Them Crooked Vultures, or Eagles of Death Metal, there were the godfathers of Desert Stoner Metal, KYUSS. And before anyone gets upset, excited, or bolth, please note that this is undoubtedly our most progressive* episode yet. Because while we merely made mention of this “episode’s band of the episode” on the previous episode, this time we’re ACTUALLY talking about this episode’s band of the episode. Listening to KYUSS is analogous to enjoying relaxers without “actually having” relaxers. It’s just heavy, fuzzy, grooving, stoner metal fueled by the power of barren, desert landscapes and an endless sea of mystical “caterpillar cocoons” ** and other, larger cacti that also call the greater metropolitan, tri-county desert their home. Take the time to talk to “They” for any and all gift giving guidance, put on your “rock and roll pants”, and pick yourself up a “busted can of biscuits” for the weekend to help you nurse your “katzenjammer” at the extended stay and JOIN US as we go Inside The Metal*** with the desert stoner metal sonic sorcery of Palm Desert, California’s gift to the stoner metal genre, KYUSS. *Actually, it’s not really “progressive” per se. But since we started talking about KYUSS on the last episode and got entirely too derailed and twanglified in the midst of catching up and “Just Talkin’ Shitah” and because we didn’t want to have a 4-hour show (yet) *+*, we “bifurcated” it into two sections, so consider this episode Pt. II and last week’s episode Pt. I. If that was too exhausting and off-putting, we apologize in advance for any suffering you endured. **Peyote cactus *** It’s time to begin your preparation (psychologically and spiritually) for the imminent arrival of our “Lick It Up” Album Dive sometime in the next month or so. Let’s just say it will be a journey of paradigm shifting, self-discovery as we lay down the foundations for our upcoming (as yet to be created) KISS-centric podcast, KISS Nerdery *+* Check out the show notes for further insight. In fact, not only should you read the show notes for this episode specifically, but you should read the show notes for EVERY episode. To paraphrase Manfred Mann’s Earth Band: “That’s where the FUN(NY) is!” Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN2NrnCuSrAaLcIzI2wpaiQ?sub_confirmation=1 Show Notes: (00:00): #nolube #alotofblood #breakoutthetampons #tamponbloodASMR #prick #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #WesternSunSouthTexasPricklyPearVodka via #SantaRosaBeach #anewstrainofweed #midtermstrain and #brandingproblems ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH NOW MORE ANESTHESIA THAN EVER BEFORE!!!*** #thatsdifferent #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SocialFoxBrewing #rubbingthebutton #NorcrossGA #SkinAlley is the road that leads to #WhoreMecca #weeklystay (and noticing #streetwalkers which somehow I never noticed before #coronavirus #novelcoronavirus #covid19 or #COVID) #bustedwhores and #glammetalhookers vs #grungehookers #bustedbiscuitbusiness #DrinkSocial (good solid #Pilsner #daydrinkingbeer) #fourpointfivepercentabv (***Production Note: consider dialing back the #sours to our #JustTalkinShitah episodes***) (04:56): “Getting way ahead of ourselves…” / #voicemails and #wellplayyourshitah #thevoicemailsegment GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182 AND LEAVE US A VOICE MAIL!!! #MrPost #PissingPost (the #soundofgettingstoned) and a note regarding the #PanteraReunion and a #contraryopinion to a previously stated #unpopularopinion / #AaronLewis doesn’t give a fuck! #ThatManIsABlessin #Murica / ***Can you open AND close a show with the SAME song? *** Stay tuned for our #upcomingepisodes / #ITurnedItUp #rockandrollpants #Foreigner and #LickItUp #bolth and #RussellsReflections (remember #JukeboxHero? #HotBlooded?) #HereComesTheHateMail #SiCabron #opensandcloseswiththesamesong / “Wet dream side project…” / Going back in time to the 80’s, trying to remember how #onehitwonders structured their shows. / *MORE VOICEMAIL* #anothervoicemail #upcoming #albumdive and the #psilocybin #insidethemushrooms #episode #exceptthisonce and a #cantbeloudenough #shoutout #LongLiveMetalNerdery / #TheShroomChronicles ***THANK YOU ANDREW FOR BUYING OUR SHIT!!!*** “Shared” friends and #sharedinformation (“How do you handle it? Where does the line get drawn between #informative and gossipy?”) #weedeateraccident (16:51): #toomuchtwanglification BUY OUR SHIT AT metalnerdery.com/merch #RussellsReflections and a #JimBreuer reference regarding th

Aug 4, 20221h 13m