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Ep 267#266 - CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH VOL. III
EIt’s time to learn about the healthiest, most productive way to release “all of your aggressions” fueled by “road rage” and crank the volume all the way up to LOUD to indulge in metal that comes shrink wrapped “pre-LOUD” from the factory. Remember that sometimes “it’s a little gamey and a little tangy” which is why it’s always a good idea to “dip ‘em in the egg wash” first. Find out what it means to “dig some schnitzel” and why the strategic ambiguity of “vaguebooking” is extremely off-putting, irresponsible, exhausting, and frankly, tiresome. Grab a bag of some “salt & vinegar barbecue chips” and JOIN US (along with “Bon Johnson”) as we indulge in all things “ridiculous AND hilarious” and prepare for a “bigger, longer, girthier” episode of CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH as we “finish to completion” (on the Patreon) with CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH, VOL. III. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “You’ve gotta have wings down there to do that…”/ #boxflaps / “It’s ridiculous AND hilarious…”/ “If they were big enough, they could use that to fly…” / #squirrelsuit / “There’s that word again…”/ #coozeASMR / “My favorite line of that show…”/ #TheSopranos / “In here your mother’s got no rights…”/ #vaginawings / “You can’t practice…”/ “If I was…terminal…I’m doing all that…”/ “I’m not gonna mention names…”/ “’Bout to get our fuck on!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #toomanyprobrems / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #CityGatePeanutButterWhiskey / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN HI-FI TECHNICOLOR SURROUND SOUND QUADROPHONIC STEREO!!!*** / “You can’t be too proud…” (05:45): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortsBrewingCompany #OctoberfestBier #sixpointzeropercentABV / “It’s tasty…”/ “I could dig some #schnitzel right now…”/ #eggwash #dicksomeschnitzel / “I dip them in the egg wash…”/ “I think we do not…”/ ***You can email us at [email protected] or leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182 or check us out on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / *** / “There was a vice president named after a blowjob…”/ #beej / “I think it was the fence behind the #grassyknoll …”/ “I just wanna put that out there…”/ “It’s a band…”/ #vaguebooking / “It’s attention grabbing…”/ “And they’re NEVER hot…”/ “It’s like covert #attentionwhoredom …”/ #educational (11:11): ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / “He’s getting laid so much…”/ #poonmagnet #metalnerderymerch / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #HorrorMovieSeason / “October’s just not long enough…”/ “We started off last night with a real #shitstain …”/ #BloodAndHoney / “Yah…seriously…” / #seriously / #scrollingwords / “He’s dead, nobody cares…”/ “You just can’t do that anymore…” / #onemotherfucker / “That’s how I count to three, I do…”/ #MouseTrap / “Not quality pizza…”/ “The hot ones were the sluts…”/ “You’ve gotta show ‘em getting wrecked…”/ #TheWinderIncident #shoolschooting / “When we were kids, there were fights…”/ “At my school…it was the Fina arena…#afterschool…”/ #putupyourdukes / “I got into a brawl…and then I got threatened with…”/ #gangbangers #locallysourcedterrorism / “Whatever happened to just going home and…jerking off all of your aggressions?”/ #roadrageASMR / “I don’t follow through with it…”/ “I’ve been unburdened by what has been…”/ “Oh, but that movie sucked…”/ “That’s proof that your dreams can come true, too…”/ “I think I need to make a movie…because I don’t think #comedy is for me…”/ “You’re a dark motherfucker…”/ “For like 10 minutes I just did that…”/ “I was wondering where you’d been…” / “More offensive…or just dumb?” / “Weird or dumb?” / #nakedlunch #WilliamSBurroughs #PeterWeller / “Oh it’s a #Cronenburg movie…”/ #HunterSThompson / “Now I’ve gotta find it, sorry…”/ #WhereTheBuffaloRoam / “They’re all over #Publix …”/ #geese / “Just walking around…” / “For real?” / “You’ll eat when I’m tired…”/ “They honk…”/ “It was just so long ago you forgot…” / #whatshertits (29:34): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH (#CBLE) – VOL. III / “Everybody must listen to what I’m playing…”/ “Mine was never loud enough to bother people that much…”/ #shittybassASMR / “Just the permanent teachers…no substitutes…”/ “You always had the system…”/ #PoonWagon / “Like #Footloose…THAT is what you want!”/ We each made a list of songs that #CantBeLoudEnough …/ “When you listen to it, so do your neighbors…”/ #OzzyOsbourne OVER THE MOUNTAIN / “That was 8 mil
Ep 266#265 SLAYER GOD HATES US ALL Album Review
EFor most SLAYER fans, Tuesday, September 11, 2001, began as every other new music release day would: we all anxiously anticipated stopping by the record store after work to pick up a copy of their brand-new album, GOD HATES US ALL. Words cannot describe the eerily psychotic synchronicity that seemingly linked the atrocities of that day with the timing of the release of SLAYER’s 9th studio album. Still, after twenty-three years (and counting), one thing remains unchanged: GOD HATES US ALL may have been the lone moment of redemption during America’s darkest hour, chock full of brutally scorching riffs, hostile vocal vitriol, and a creepier sonic signature that makes this one of the landmark albums of the band’s career. Get ready to experience “Dumb and Dumber: The Box Set” and keep in mind that “the mind of a psychopath is different than ours”. Prepare to revisit the weirdness of the “sour cream vs mayonnaise paradox”, brace yourself for the answer to “is it chunky or is it crunchy?”, remember that “pizza dreams are the same as fever dreams” and understand that “Bram Stroker” is a much different dude than “Bram Stoker” when you JOIN US for a dive into the sonic devastation that SLAYER fans worldwide “will never forget”: GOD HATES US ALL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast More SLAYER Episodes https://www.metalnerdery.com/slayer Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s like #tonguetiponly …”/ “Oh my God…”/ #sweetlittlememe / “But that guy…he fucked EVERYTHING up…”/ “It’s like #DumbAndDumberTheBoxSet …”/ “It’ll be the day after…”/ “We’re time lords, we can do whatever we want…”/ #schoolshootingASMR / “Investigated by the FBI…a YEAR ago…”/ “There’s been like 40 already this year…”/ “That’s why they need to arm the teachers…”/ #schoolpoliceforce / #tobefair / “Usually they blow their own brains out…”/ #LikeFatherLikeSon / #themindofapsychopath / “I might be in trouble…”/ “That’s not how I was expecting that to go…”/ #deadface #MKUltra / “You know there’s something in the food…there’s something in the air…”/ “Not #cumtrails …”/ “My dick’s never been cleaner…”/ #dadoftheyear / #allegedly / “Maybe we should pour things up…”/ #threemilkpussyASMR #tresleches #creampiecake / #bannedbandbandana / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s gotta be a big dog though…you don’t want a Pomeranian…”/ “The world has too many #probrems…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN SUPER HI-FI TECHNICOLOR!!!*** / #shadesofshame / #noshame / “You know…the moment you fucked up?” / #tacobellvomitusASMR / #JackDanielsAndPizza / “It was after that show…when I touched the AIDS rail…”/ “Mines only 4…”/ #markthetime / Mayonnaise vs Sour Cream #HeadToHeadDeathMatch / “Those are words that don’t go together…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #coffee #RebelHardCoffee #TwelveFive (or #Twelve5) / #CityGateSpiritsPeanutButterWhisky / “A quarter of a fucking century…and we DID IT this morning!” / #happyanniversary / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE nonsense, go to #thedocket >>>*** / (14:05): #PatreonShoutOut ***Go check us out on patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #Yonderways #EmberingEffigy / “Eulogy…Effigy is like…like at #BohemianGrove or #BurningMan…”/ #spareribbikinis / “You can take a bite if you want to…”/ “That’s that preacher dude…the weird one…”/ #demoneyes / “The old school Lord was more Tarentino…”/ BROKEN PROMISES / “Are those deer horns?” #antlerish #animalmurderers / “We wouldn’t have sandwiches…or steaks…or chicken tenders…”/ #KennethCopeland / “Oh My God, he’d eat your soul, dude…”/ ***You can get in touch with us via email at [email protected] or check us out on #Instagram or #Facebook or #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast or you can GIVE US A call and leave us a voicemail AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #KenFromConnecticut / “Trendkill…”/ #dood / “Oh wait, do we have others? Are you sure? It’s only been two weeks since we recorded…but we played ‘em (NOTE: not sure that we did)” / #MrPB&J #WhatsItCalled? / “What’s each of yours’ favorite recent thrash album?” / “Is it chunky or is it crunchy?” (26:05): “Do you need to reflect first?” / “Everybody got #AIDS at the same time…#fullblown…”/ #mysterysick / “I take shots of #NyQuil and go to bed…”/ “I got up to 102…”/ “I got a little bit cringey…” / #buttheadface / “and again, I tested negative…”/ “You only have #feverdreams when you have a fever…”/ “What’s a fever dream?”/ “You’re trying to so
Ep 265#264 TITLE TRACKS
E“I’m just letting you know; I was holding back…it may get worse…” TITLE TRACKS are not always the ultra-obvious, one trick pony they’d seem to be. Sometimes it IS ultra-obvious and is smack dab in the middle of the chorus where it belongs, sometimes only one of the words might be included in the chorus, and still other times “the chorus is not explicitly mentioned” anywhere within the title track at all. As you can tell, the rules regarding TITLE TRACKS are often “unburdened by what has been” particularly when factoring in all the confusing rules and conditions that seem to be a part of the burdensome phenomenon known as TITLE TRACKS. But while everything that preceded this sentence may not make any logical sense to a logical person with a logically functioning mind, it’s nothing that we can’t power through and figure out by working together. Get ready for a “spicy release” and prepare for “a little heat tingle…from the backside” when you JOIN US in a collective assessment of “what can be” with Metal TITLE TRACKS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Speaking of which…” / “Three or four coats…”/ #giveup #stop / “I am so good at that…”/ “I’m a master at my craft…”/ “…like you’re having an affair…”/ “I can’t dry handy jack like you can, dude…”/ #bressyou / “Isn’t #COVID #trending again?”/ “She’s a pessimist?” / “The seasoning guy? Earnhart?” / #TypeONegative / #AwwwwMannnn / #TypeOThirty / “It’s got #KillAllTheWhitePeople on it…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvivsed *** / “Don’t forget about #tiresome ….”/ “World has…#toomanyprobrems…”/ “Uh oh…”/ #whoops / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “At 1:11 p.m. man, just saying words…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “Don’t do that…you’ll miss all the fun stuff…”/ “appetizers can sometimes be better than the meal…”/ “Sometimes it’s a fucking trainwreck…”/ “You know all those people are dead…”/ “They’re probably gonna be voting this year…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #VoodooRanger #AtomicPumpkin (“Why can’t this be vag?”) / #spicyrelease / “Oh boy, oh jeez…”/ “There’s some #backendheat there… a little #tinglebackthere …a little #heattingle…”/ #hotwingsASMR #downthere / “Just fingerblast her with some yogurt…”/ “That’s my favorite…”/ #threemilkpussy / #neveradullmoment / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #Tubing #HelenGeorgia #AlpineVillage / “Olga with their tits out, but not really…”/ “You’ve gotta hammer the meat…” / #schnitzelASMR / “You put a little lemon juice on it…”/ “She’s a lotta fun…but she’s also…a lot…”/ “Did you ever work at a restaurant?” / “It sounds like her poon is probably awesome…”/ “This is gonna be a little bit of a long story…”/ “The traffic guy on #99x …”/ “It smells like a skunk got run over in the street…”/ “You think he’s packing maximum sausage?” / “That’s the first thing you go to?” / “I’m trying to tighten it up…”/ #TheShining / #theworldsbiggesttits / “He’s got a giant personality…”/ “Don’t put him on blast…”/ “Pretty and attractive…and funny as shit…” / #oilandwater (24:24): “I was giving you an example of personality…”/ #Mondays #smokybar #Hopsecutioner / “I’ve gotta say…I did try a #CaptainAndDrPepper …”/ “we have a voicemail, but IN the voicemail, it says…” / #correspondance #metalnerderypodcast at #youtube at #facebook at #instagram email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** “Like play it backwards…”/ #RMSAsunioj / #DocketThirty / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TITLE TRACKS!!! / “This is gonna be volume one of God knows how many…”/ “If you had to pick one from #IronMaiden …?” / “Is that kinda like a quasi-title track a little bit?” / “also a statement, NOT a question…”/ “Nowhere in that motherfucking song, does he say…”/ “He’s only got 20 free minutes left in his day…”/ “That was the UHF not the VHF…”/ #DefendersOfTheFaith / “He was born before music!” / “If I’m being honest…or fair…#LiveAfterDeathVersion is better…”/ #IronMaiden POWERSLAVE #ScreamForMeLongBeach / #alltimealbums / “How about a little #ScreamBloodyGore by #Death ???” / #Death SCREAM BLOODY GORE (40:10): “those guys…were more into the extreme stuff…”/ “Did you?” / “Slayer…this one’s difficult…”/ “Raining Blood or Hell Awaits?” / “I remember, I was about to go to sleep…”/ “Is that pretty close?” / “That is a good one…”/ #Slayer HELL AWAITS (“Seasons is not an album, but Sho
Ep 264#263 NWOOSTM Vol. IV: THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC
E“You can take something so pretty and make it so ugly…” It’s been a while since we discussed any NWOOSTM, so we figured we’d check out one of the NWOOSTM playlist recommendations from “Mr. PB&J” himself. (NOTE: that’s New Wave Of Old School Thrash Metal in case you’re not into acronyms). THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC (which you can find on Amazon music), has a wide variety of NWOOSTM bands with newer, old school, classic thrash sounds. Discover the height of intimacy involved when you “finish each other’s sandwiches” and understand the deeper and darker implications of owning a “Member’s Only”. Behold as we reveal the true identity of “Mr. Growley”, get ready to “feel the joy” from deep within the Bunkerpoon Industrial Complex headquartered in beautiful, metropolitan, “Ballsack, Georgia” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE PLAYLIST with NWOOSTM Vol. IV: THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “And there it is…”/ #MetalThrashingMadness / “It’s not on there, it’s on #MTVLive …”/ #fifteenandpregnant / “do you refer to those girls as double wides or single wides?” / #fromtheback #haveagoodaugust / “Which means, if we’re gonna do the #Deathmatch thing…we should do that next time…”/ “Who wants the Black?” / “I can’t hear you say Zombie without thinking about…”/ “Quit clapping you evil bastard!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “World has too many probrems…”/ #MrGrowly / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Beautiful, downtown, #ballsack …”/ #talkinoverthecoughin / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #fakefall #indiansummer #Oktoberfest #MondayNightBrewery #fourpointzeropercentABV #daydrinkingbeer / “It has pretzels on it…”/ “If you go back and start at the beginning…but once they get their stride…”/ #OMGASMR / “That’s the way my #Trump sounds the best…”/ “It’s no more unhinged than saying that he…”/ #JoyAndVibesASMR / “That’s code for…”/ “Everybody thinks that he’s this evil monster…and they don’t even know WHY they think he’s an evil monster…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “Wait, so that’s the mascot? What happened to #ChiefKnockAHoma?” / #AmericanAmerican #NativeAmerican / “He liked the #firewater…”/ “They don’t care but their kids and their kids’ kids…THEY care.”/ #safespaceASMR / “Eventually, it’s gotta end…”/ #CivilWarASMR #WWIIIASMR / “If it does come…I’m not gonna be at a playground…”/ (12:38): “We need to have a #Patreon jingle…”/ #PatreonShoutOut / ***COME JOIN US AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / “This is turning into a thing, man…”/ “I’ve gotta get a mistress first…”/ “You could try…”/ “You give diamonds they give vagina…I’ve been told”/ “Speaking of #yachts …”/ #jazzhands / #YachtSandman #YachtRachck / “I feel like it’s 1982 all over again…”/ “That dude did look like Kirk Windstein…with a shorter beard…and a much better tan.”/ ***YOU CAN HIT US UP ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #FACEBOOK OR #INSTAGRAM OR #YOUTUBE OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “Do you know?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “It was kinda cool that we published 2 episodes…”/ “She takes it…literally.” / “I can’t hear his name without that…theme music.” #JohnCena / “Knives and…thunderstorms?” / “After the government takes their share, it’s probably $100K…”/ “He loved puppies…and his wife…and his car…”/ #allegedly #loosely / “I really think we should…” / SHIT-TAH!!! / #DjhuntsAndKhunts / #Doomsicle & #MetalNerderyPodcast present to you THE WIZARD (as originally performed by the mighty #BlackSabbath) / “Mine doesn’t move that fast…”/ “Not bad for a few old geezers…”/ “It may be small…but it’s mighty.”/ “That boom you did…” (30:45): #TheDocket / “So Mr. PB&J sent us a playlist…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: NWOOSTM VOLUME 4 – THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC (INSIDE THE PLAYLIST) / #NWOOSTMASMR #NewWaveOfOldSchoolThrashMetal (***Go check out the #playlist on #Amazon ***) / #BondedByBlood IMMORTAL LIFE #allthecokelines / “That’s nasty…”/ “I think I saw them…I think they opened for #Forbidden and #Overkill back in 2010…”/ #Evile THRASHER / “It’s got all the ingredients…”/ #MunicipalWaste (all but ONE of the cokelines…”it just needs a little bump…”) / #cokelinealgorithm / “Hello, this is…David…”/ THE ART OF PARTYING / “It’s like high school… / #youwillbepleased / “Drowning Pool?” / “#Powertrip?” / #bolth / #Dekapitator DEATHSTRIKE COMMAND / “That mix is meaty
Ep 263#262 IRON MAIDEN SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON - Album Dive
E“If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell…” You’ve heard of movies based on books, but what about albums based on books? IRON MAIDEN’s seventh studio album, SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON, released on April 11, 1988, is inspired by Orson Scott Card’s 1987 novel “Seventh Son” and is their first official “keyboard” album, confirming IRON MAIDEN’s progressive metal mastery as one of the finest progressive metal albums of all time. Get ready to take on an army of “Roided up Roos” who are “boxing the trees” and always remember the following: “there’s no such thing as bad publicity”, “you can’t push a rope” and the odds of 2 different people asking the exact same question within a day or two is not just some “random coincidence”. Understand why “Steve Harris with distortion” is almost as weird as “Slayer with keyboards”, find out “who’s the outfielder?”, discover the secret code behind “French Toast and Waffle Dust”, and tell all the Trans-Ams and Transformers you know that “I measure from my middle back” before you JOIN US for a dive into “the heart of prog Maiden” with IRON MAIDEN’s progressive metal magnum opus, SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON. IRON MAIDEN on the InterWebs http://ironmaiden.com/ Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Buuuuuhhhhhhtttttt…” / #WTFHappenedASMR / “Technical Ecstasy and Never Say Die…” / #BlackSabbathReflectionsASMR / “Which is ‘code’ for drugs…” / #notourbill / #constantly (“We already know what we think about blackouts…”) / #completelymiss / “There’s no way…”/ “You can’t push a rope, honey…”/ #youcantpusharope / “It’s hard…it’s not…that’s why it’s hard…”/ “It’s all night and I’m never gonna finish…”/ #sorrybabe / #hiddentrackepisodes / #hiddentrackcast #hiddentrackpodcast / “We have nothing but #Docket today…” (03:13): “We’re making up for #DryJuly because #MoistAugust is gonna be…” / #CFA #ChikFilAPostMealWrapUp / “It’s blessed, man…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #motherfucker #NickoMcBrainASMR / “It’d be weird…you are now.” / “I feel a little dirty…”/ #wholehand / “Put your hand out like that…”/ #iclosedaroundit / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ALL OF THE DELICIOUS AND APPLICABLE ANESTHESIA!!!*** / “You were wet during July and I was not…”/ #thinkaboutthis / “We should do another…” / #Chronicles #GlovesOfShame (“I didn’t say #KISS, I said #GlovesOfShame …”) / “Were they #GNR before #GNR?” / “People with #poons …” / #MetalHealthASMR / #PictureDiscReflectionsASMR / “You ever take a pitcher of a pitcher?” / #bassplayerASMR / #pitcherdisc / “Yes you do…”/ “The creepiest thing about #DiaryOfAMadman (the #albumcover)?” / #hulk #bookofspells #saintpetrinecross (“That probably f**cked some people up!”) / “You’ve gotta read it with your ears…”/ ***Go check out “I AM OZZY”, Ozzy Osbourne’s hilariously profound autobiography!!!*** Go read with your ears, your eyes, and your mind! ***/ NOTE: Two bottles…of Hennessy!? / #thepressLOVEyou / “Maybe, I dunno…” (13:13): “No lube, no warm up, no reflections…it’s okay…” / #seepreviousepisode / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON / “It was our #StAngerEpisode it was fine…”/ #doit / “I’m sure that’s what people say about…”/ #itwasourgarbagecan / #BruceMaiden / “Not to be confused with the #lastinline …” / #TopThreeIronMaidenAlbums #OldSchoolMetalNerderyPodcast / “It depends on what we’re calling prog…”/ “You weren’t, this was #PreRussell …”/ #conceptalbum #progressivemetal #progmetal / “It’s almost 5 years old!!!” / #OldMetalNerderyEpisodeASMR #Era #HodgesEra / “There is a story to it…but the #tourmerch back in ’88…”/ “Who opened for them on this tour?” / “I’m sure it was #TheOmni …”/ “Noooo….NO! That’s a weird…NO!!!” / #GnRASMR / “Which is weirder…?” / “See that makes sense…”/ “They had some #amazingopeners on that tour…”/ “Back…when you had to go…to a place…”/ “Which is sad…”/ Released April 11, 1988 / #stoppayment / “Just stop…send them a hand printed picture…”/ “I don’t know if y’all have seen that…” / #investigatethemselves (21:55): “I’m sure it was that…” / #birthdaysoundtrack / “Something about it…”/ #onmicburp / “You sure?” / #youheardithere / MOONCHILD “Seven Holy paths to Hell and your trip begins…” / #youarenumbersix / “Yeah, exactly…#Cathedral …” / “Listen to those chords…”/ #readthoselyrics / #killeropener / “I had no idea…that this was a book…” / #Or
Ep 262#261 - JUST TALKIN SHITTAH: Vol. IV
EWe got a little out of control and went far beyond the “appetizers” section, to the point that there was no “meat” to skip to (in terms of a docket), primarily because we had a lot to talk about: albums ahead of their time, new Olympic competitions, and a whole host of other things (including our potential 9/11 Head-To-Head Death Match teaser…). Be sure to “have a nice August” and remember that the answer to the question in question can only be “Wet? Or moist?”. Fix yourself a “peanut butter and jelly sandwich” and wash it down with a “Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper”, discover what it means when “you can’t smell the hauntings”, find out which Slayer song “allegedly” has keyboards on it, prepare for some voicemails that “took home the gold” (including the “longest and girthiest” voicemail we’ve ever received), remember that (there are “seven confidents” and) “it’s fun when you say something wrong” and JOIN US for the 4th installment of JUST TALKIN SHITTAH!!! Show Notes: (00:01): “I wonder if he could even find her wet spot…” / “He’s got his dick up his mouth…” / #isthatgay #herewegoagain (“If it’s connected, it’s not…”) / #handyjackin / “I’m the administrator and recipient of said service…”/ “Just for the record…” / #MoistAugust / “That’s a gross word…”/ #wetormoist / #riffermadness / “I think you’re just making a big deal about being a bass player…”/ #Milquetoast vs #InTheMeantime / “Have a nice August…you’re fired.”/ #idontfeelverygood / “I was totally making fun of you and you missed it…”/ “I feel like now the shows are better…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s advised but it’s not encouraged…”/ WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!! / “Or it’s the #DjuhntsAndKuhnts …”/ “That’s 3 djunts and 3 kuhnts for all yuhnts…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***DON’T SKIP TO THE MEAT!!!*** / #perfecttiming / #onmicburp / #IronMaiden #BrewDog #HellCat #IPA #sixpointeightpercentABV / “Is that like Eddie’s dog?” / “It’s a little carpety...”/ “This is #manroom carpet…like #newofficespace carpet…you can’t smell the hauntings…” (07:32): #CorrespondancizingASMR / “Go ahead…”/ ***Come follow us, click subscribe and the bell icon on #Facebook #YouTube and #Instagram OR you can email us at [email protected] OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou? / #TheVoicemailSegment #JoeOfTheNorth #puregold #AshesOfLeviathan #ConcertReview #KerryKing #Mastodon #LambOfGod / #newshittah #SkullFist #HourToLive / “No, we have a continuation…there’s a second part.” / “That’s probably our longest and #girthiest voicemail yet…”/ #confidents / “Really?” / #sevenconfidents / “It’s fun when you say something wrong…”/ #aggravocity / #whatsitcalled #voicemells / #Geigh / #TheVoicemailSegmentRepriseASMR #WhoAreYou #TheDarius #PBandJ (“I needed a drink to get it down…”) / #DrPepperAndCaptainMorgan / “Darius wins the gold!” / #AldiASMR / #BidenomicsSucksASMR / #BirriaTacos / “Buh-ree-ya” / “He’s a bass player, it’s fine…”/ “Let’s do the one more/one last…”/ #PissingPost / “Maybe we should just be a #SlayerPodcast …Djunts Khunts and Slayer…”/ #herewego / The significance of #nineeleven and #Slayer / “A little more Slayer bone?”/ #differentvibe / “Or it could be ahead of its time…” / “When you were eleven?” / “I know, you were ahead of your time…”/ “Don’t say it…it was their #LedZeppelinIV …”/ “What was wrong with keyboards?” (“I didn’t like #Journey, I didn’t like #Styx…”) / “Interesting you reached for #Loverboy …” / #JourneyLyricsASMR / “In ’98?” (24:56): “Do you think there’s ever been a song by Slayer where they’ve squeezed in some keyboards?” / #harpsichord / “The only song that I can think of…I think…”/ “I just googled it and found nothing…therefore…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #SkullFist HOUR TO LIVE #powermetal #speedmetal / “I can already tell Bill hates it…”/ “The gates of the Thunderdome at Krypton…”/ #PatreonShoutout / ***GO JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #FauxBlaux / “I’ve thought about that for the last week…”/ “She wasn’t making the pig noises…but mouth was open.”/ “It was COVID before COVID was COVID…”/ #whateveritwas / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #WomensBeachVolleyball / #thongs or #cheekhuggers / #snootch & #boobbuttons #LMAO / “Wherever Black Metal comes from…she’s from that place…”/ “Don’t you cut that out either!” / “Whatever dude, it’s the same place…”/ #FrenchBaguette / “Which one’s the pole, btw?” / “His tip tapped the bar…”/ #tobefair “That guy’s not a grower…”/ #underyourcape (36:36): “He’s the world’s best at exercising…”/ “The bigger question is this…they look like they’re in two totally different weight classes…”/ “It’s been beaten nine times…”/ #hermaphrodites / “Countries where it’s illegal…”/ “They have to throw you from the top of a building or something…”/ #JimmySevenFourteen / “It gets confusing…it used to not be so confusing…”/ “That’s a great name…”/ #ImanAlmond / “Dude he could be a wrestler…” / “That
Ep 261#260 EXODUS - The KILLER Openers
E“Do you know how many burps I edit out?” EXODUS have been blessed with the almost uncanny gift of delivering absolutely devastating opening tracks on every album they’ve ever done.* There’s simply nothing like the “violently articulate” manifestations of Gary Holt’s riff wizardry to fuel the intensity of how blisteringly killer the opener (not to mention, the rest of the album) will be, which is why we’re BUILDING THE PERFECT ALBUM OF KILLER OPENERS to convey the critical importance of “setting the tone”, right out of the gate. Discover the powerful harmonic wonder of the “Bunkerpoon Barbershop Quartet Trio” and find out which critically notorious component is absolutely essential to ensure the full enjoyment of “The Metal Nerdery Quadraphonic Experience”. Remember that even though the outro reels are often times “a little too prerogative”, generally speaking “it’s easier to just not have an individual, original thought”, because more often than not, “it’s not tight…it’s full”. Get ready to go fast and have “meat sweats the rest of the day” and be sure to have a “moist August” as we begin our TRANSition to “Rap Nerdery” and finalize the preparations for our upcoming “rebranding & renaming”. Enjoy a limited time “voicemail jingle encore” as well as an encouraging message from a “long time listener, first time caller”, be sure to give that “French baguette fella” a break, and JOIN US as we prepare to “Nerd Out” and indulge in BUILDING THE PERFECT ALBUM OF KILLER OPENERS – EXODUS EDITION. *For the most part (sorry Force Of Habit) Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT EXODUS ON THE INTERWEBS https://exodusattack.com/site/ Show Notes: (00:01): “What’s the term for when you…?” / The opposite of #DryJuly / “Welcome back to #NonDryJuly …” / #hardinthepaint / “You do that in your 50’s?” / “Apparently I groped…not while she was driving…I got her phone number…” / #blackoutASMR #MetalNerderyPSAASMR / #fiveandfourintwo / “Let’s do shots 1 of 6 right now…” / #welcomeback / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Man, I missed that so much…”/ “What’s the first verse of that?” / “Spudmonsters…?” / “Wait…#Trans #Gressor (i.e. #transgressor)?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST, LIVE AND PREVIOUSLY RECORDED DEEP INSIDE THE COMFORTABLE CONFINES OF THE BUNKERPOON*** / #backonthewagon #MoistAugust / “It’s summertime beer…” / “A lime…chips & queso… #combomenu “I want… the #burrito” / #mexicancuisinewordsASMR (05:11): “Hold on a second…” / #MeatAlert #SkipToTheDocket / #Hahaha / #LOLASMR / “I went to #Loserville …”/ #SmokeJackBBQ / “Are they a chain place?” / #Alpharetta / #raindelay #HumanBeatBoxASMR / “I had the #meatsweats the rest of the day…” / “Once we got inside…” / #tobefair#hotbiggirls / “They can make a cornbread like you can’t believe…” / “From the last lightning…” / “thatsaDioSong / #RussellsReflectionsLiveInConcertASMR / #shredding / “It’s almost like he just wants to attention…I think it’s something else…” / “He had an interesting theory…” / #AndyKaufman #PerformanceArt / “He’s so talentless…”/ “I’ve gotta feelin’…” / #onmicburpASMR #CFAASMR / “Let the record show…” / “I have a bad feelin’ about this…” / #RapNerdery / #BonesAndEddyBaker / LOOSE SCREW / “At least that’s the best #INXSSong …”/ ***Was it #WoodstockNinetyNine ?*** #singalongsongs / #RussellsReflectionsADHDASMR / “I still think #JanesBizkit is a better name for a band…” / #upcomingshows #ATL #Atlanta #TheEastern #KingDiamond and #Overkill / “That’ll totally be worth it, especially if it’s on a Friday!” / “I haven’t either…” (15:29): “Go ahead and do your little #spiel …” / ***EMAIL us at [email protected] ***/ HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS: #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube or you can LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 and even the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutout / #TheMighty / “He might be #Elvish …”/ “French baguette fella?” / #perfectprobrem / #EmberingEffigy and #Yonderways Friday September 13, 2024. /” Oh yeah, that’s better!”/ “We’re gonna be packing…”/ #voicemailreprise / “You want me to redo the voicemail? Plug it in post?” / #VoiceMailExtendedMix #VoiceMailJingleEncore #voicemailASMR #voicemailjingle / #TheVoicemailSegment / “It’s my first day back in #MoistAugust / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / “This is #Therapy …”/ #longtimelistener #firsttimecaller / #thank
Ep 260#259 SLAYER Diabolus In Musica Album Dive
EHopefully by now, everyone is familiar with those first three notes from the first Black Sabbath album. During The Middle Ages, this was referred to as DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA (which is Latin, meaning “The Devil In Music”). While also known as “The Devil’s Interval”, or in musical parlance simply as the tritone, SLAYER fans recognize DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA as the band’s 8th album of sonic evilocity and darkness, and the 2nd with Paul Bostaph on the drums. Even though it was released on June 9, 1998, as the nu-metal era was peaking, DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA is most definitely NOT Slayer’s “nu-metal” album. It still possesses all the sinister signature sounds and the dark, macabre subject matter, but there’s an unusual, experimental quality present on this album which defies definition and is unlike anything found on their previous albums. The overall production quality is much more aggressive and grittier, with the vocal performances utilizing some never-before used darker nuances, ensuring that DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA is an almost gratifyingly uncomfortable listening experience. It's time to get in touch with “good old ‘What’s His Name?’” and discover the subtle yet hilarious differences between “chickpeas and garbanzo beans”. Find out “where to measure from” to ensure maximum accuracy, go ahead and “tune down your voice”, prepare for the most unsettling outro reel ever, fix yourself a bowl of hummus and JOIN US as we dive into the darkness of “The Devil In Music”, made manifest on SLAYER’s DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT SLAYER ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.slayer.net Show Notes: (00:01): #whatthefuckingfuck / #fuckindah / “The internet’s being a butthole!” / #ESO / “Bro…” / #technicaldifficulties #probrem / #instacunt / “It’s pretty much that…”/ “Why am I laughing?” / #AhrnoldASMR / “You sure it’s not “flahn, flahn, flahn,…?” / #sexystormtroopers #stormtrooperswithtits / #boinkboink / “There’s no nips…”/ “You guys…this will be the last time…this is just sad…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Totally…OMG…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST FROM DEEP INSIDE THE SWEET & SNUG CONFINES OF THE BEAUTIFUL BUNKERPOON STUDIOS*** / “In #Atlanta …It wasn’t the #burnunit …” / “It’s possible dude…it’s the world.” / ***DON’T SKIP TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE AT #THEDOCKET BUT YOU’RE WELCOME TO DO THAT (you’ll just be missing the #appetizers …*** / #ilikepotatoskins / “Make that a button…”/ “It’s white…”/ #dill #dillASMR / “Would you pronounce it for me?” / #bbqdippingsauces / “Maybe on the bottom bun, and put the vinegar sauce on top…” / “It had some tang?” / #watery / “Thick? Syrupy kind of sauce?” / #BigDaddysBBQPitASMR / #foodporn / “The way I look at food now, is the way I looked at…” / #ASMR / “That looks amazing…” / #thenextwave / “Let’s just enjoy it…”/ “It might dude…” / #electionyear #electionyear2024 / #holdmybeer #watchthis / #frickin (09:10): “Who’s on your list of…top 15…best metal bands of all time!?” / #topfifteen #bestmetalbandsofalltime #bestmetalever #thebest / “Denied…HA!” / “Yeah, definitely…maybe not…” / “Very cool…”/ “I can’t believe #KISS is #notonthislist …” / “We said it…”/ “I gotta throw #Helmet in there…”/ #AshesOfLeviathanTour #Mastodon #LambOfGod / “Yeah, uhh, NO!” / “Chips enough? Or #ChipZeenuf?” / “All the whores and drugs and stuff…took over…” / “Ozzy…as a solo artist…it’s a different thing…” / “Yeah, not that guy…” / “Him and #Loverboy …” / #turnmelooseASMR / “Nah, that’s already taken, bro…” / #albumcover / “That dude can sing, though…”/ #CanadianSingersASMR / #singersroomdotcom/ #55BestMetalBandsOfAllTime / “It’s not my list but it has a lot…” / “It gets difficult…where the fuck’s #Kreator …is that your top 5?” (16:44): “Correspondencies?” / #PatreonShoutOut / ***THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR LUNACY!!! KEEP SPREADING THE WORDERY ABOUT THE METAL NERDERY #BUNKERPOONAFTERDARK AT patreon.com/metalnerdery.com / “It’s a solid 6…” / “I wish I was smart enough to create a pill…” / #analoscopy / “He wants an #easybutton …”/ “Have you seen the #SouthParkEpisode about it?” / “Do they have a #SkinnyCartman???” / #DEI / “And what does that mean again?” / #Diversity #Equity #Inclusion / “Right…exactly what they were going for…”/ “Those guys deserve EVERY PENNY THEY HAVE MADE!!!” / “Go ahead…and it all started with a #wrestlingthing …” / #approachingabillion / “You used it correc
Ep 259#258 LED ZEPPELIN IV - Album Dive
EImagine being in a record store, just flipping through the LED ZEPPELIN section of albums on November 8, 1971, and finding an album that appeared unfamiliar, mysterious, and perhaps even a bit out of place. The album cover gave no reference as to the band’s name or any discernible album title, the back cover had no track listing, there were no pictures of the band. There was nothing. On the front cover, there is nothing more than a framed picture showing an old, bearded man standing with a cane and carrying a large bundle of sticks on his back, hanging on the weathered wall of a semi-demolished home once belonging to someone who has long since passed away. On the back cover, a high-rise apartment building jutting into the bleak, grey sky, surrounded by smaller apartment homes and lush greenery in the foreground. On the spine of the album, where one would expect to see the name of the band and the name of the album, there were only four distinct, unusual symbols. In time, it would come to be known by many names: RUNES, ZOSO, UNTITLED, and the most common name of them all, LED ZEPPELIN IV, which would go on to become the biggest selling album in the band’s catalog and one of the top 10 biggest selling albums in the history of ALL music. Get ready to “have a good August” and remember that “sometimes words have 12 meanings” because it’s time to take “Dry July” a step further and step up your “pause game” while we share some kind words regarding our neighbors that were likely caused by a case of “Alabama jet lag”. Discover the only other thing that was missing from Gojira’s historic performance at the Olympic opening ceremonies other than “dragons and more fire”, understand the real reason why we ALL had to learn to play “the recorder” in elementary school, and JOIN US as we pay tribute to the sonic “transmogrification” of LED ZEPPELIN and dive into the enigmatic mystery that is their 4th (and otherwise “Untitled”) album, LED ZEPPELIN IV. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode ZEPPELIN on the InterWebs https://www.ledzeppelin.com/ Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Let’s do #afterdark early…” / #instagram #pausegame #softcorehardcoreporncore #glazeddonut / “Ooooh, it’s a snake with it’s mouth open…”/ #subliminalporn / “It’s still #DryJuly and I took it a step further…”/ #dryjacking / “I got laid yesterday…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “That is…a tasty beverage…” / #BoylanBottlingCompany #CremeSoda #CaneSugar / “Three more days…”/ “You don’t have to though…you’ve exorcised the demon…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Counting down the end…”/ ***If you wanna skip the nonsense…go to #TheDocket *** / “The appetizers are sometimes as good, if not better, than the main course…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AkademiaBrewing #Skal / “That’s the #blackmetal #Norwegian dot…” / “Sorry…”/ #powerburpASMR / “It’s like #instantforgiveness …”/ “I kinda dig your state, man…” / #HooverAlabama / “There were a lot of pretty people there…” / “Everybody’s baby and honey out there…”/ #RussellsRoadtripReflectionsASMR / #ToddPacker #TheOffice / “I’ve seen clips, and that’s it…” / “Is that guy a porn star?” / “You were way off…”/ #OfficeTrivia / “Dude, that sounded wet and cavernous…”/ “He came down and did some crowd work (with my wife) …”/ #StardomeTheater / “Food was good…”/ #TheNewPunchline vs #TheOldPunchline (11:41): You can #correspondancize with us on #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube OR you can email us at [email protected] OR you can JOIN US on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #skoobitaboosh #VoicemailSegment #KenFromConnecticut / “Listening to a lot of your old episodes…again.” / #AllThatRemains and #PrideAndGlory / “Twangle…”/ “The pictures that #TripSix sent us…” / #ScreamFromTheBalls and #WhisperFromTheBalls #GeoffTaint #BestSellers / “Matthew is my #ghostwriter …”/ “Check this shit out…”/ #allegedly / #turkeysdone / ***THANK YOU TO OUR PATREONS!!!*** / #PatreonShoutout / “It’s a hard G…”/ ***If y’all have requests for #ThePatreon send us an email or a voicemail!*** / #DoomsicleASMR / “Dude, that sounded chunky…and wet…”/ #ANALysis / “PS, do a #Dethklok episode…”/ #fixitinpost / #AshesOfLeviathanTour / “Three days ago…” / #ohhhdamn (19:53): “Did you guys see #Gojira?” / #OpeningCeremonies #Olympics (NOTE: “Ah! Ca Ira” is the song t
Ep 258#257 - TESTAMENT Souls of Black: Album Dive
EOften in life you have to “strike while the iron is hot” because more often than not, the “First Strike Is Deadly” and not striking may result in lost opportunity and success. And while TESTAMENT were riding the wave of success from their first three albums and the subsequent tours that followed, their fourth album within three and a half years, SOULS OF BLACK, might have been a step too far. Granted, the October 9, 1990 release of SOULS OF BLACK was a prerequisite for the band’s inclusion on the European leg of the Clash of the Titans tour, and while it’s chock full of riffs, incredible guitar solos, and “eerie harmonies” that are all essential elements of the TESTAMENT sound, overall “the chugs are lacking”, and understandably so, because after 3 albums and 3 tours in less than 3 years’ time, the boys from Berkeley could have used a much-needed break before going back into the studio after such an intensive writing, recording, and touring cycle, back to back to back. It’s time to indulge in some “debaucracy” as we accidentally included the latest episode of “The Triangle” within this episode (“because everybody’s offended by everything now”). Find out what everybody’s “I can’t get to the radio fast enough to turn it off” song is, discover why “Velma was a little bit hotter than Daphne” (and remember that “you can get a lot for $100”), contact “the help desk of medicine” for some “apple wrapped bacon”, and prepare to understand which song is “the one I’m gonna bang my chick to” when you JOIN US as we dive into the darkness of TESTAMENT’s fourth offering, SOULS OF BLACK. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): *What happens when the red button is pushed unknowingly…* / “It’s buried in a #Mauslim or #Mausoleum somewhere…”/ #dryjuly #nosociallube / “I had a great #AmericaDay did you?” / #RussellsReflectionsJulyFourthEdition #IndependenceDayASMR / “They all spent like $100 each…”/ #fireworks #ordnance / “Did they clean up or blow it into the yard across the street?” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Hold on…okay NOW…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “It’s just the…it didn’t work out again…” / “Let’s try it one more time…” / #taketwo / “I can do it in post…” / “I feel better…”/ #OldSmokyRootBeer #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode vs #MrBlackCoffeeLiquer / “Root beer float or Coke float?” / “Enjoy your July, #fuckface …”/ #cokefloat #cokerim / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…*** / “Stick around for the appetizers…that’s where the fun is.”/ “That’s your ‘I can’t get to the radio fast enough to turn it off…’” / “I just had this feeling…”/ “Our listener count is going down as we speak…” (09:40): #PatreonShoutOut / ***Check us out on the #Patreon at Patreon.com/MetalNerderyPodcast for #thehogstory and #Doomsicle and MUCH MUCH MORE for less than the price of a cocktail!!!*** / “My point is, Bob’s coming down…” / “Wear your #MetalNerderyGear which you can procure at metalnerdery.com/merch …” / “It’s kinda that color…”/ “Let’s do a #Kittie episode…”/ “I think it’s because she’s got a vagina…”/ “Dude, they might love #PatBenatar …”/ “Big M, little organ…”/ “Chicks with glasses, yay or nay?” / #VelmaVsDaphne / “That was more of an ogling, if you will…”/ “Is it weird if…?” / “Because everybody’s offended by everything now…”/ #allegedly / “We’re halfway through the year and heading into #Armageddon …”/ #debaucracy / #RussellsReflections #TheTriangleUnredacted #TheTriangleASMR #BenShapiroImpressionASMR / #GARM / #ThePartyOfNothing / #Project2025 / “I think both sides…will do anything to keep him from winning…”/ “Swallows well?” / “A woman is a bowling ball…” / #wolkfolk / “He’s not German…” (23:33): “I don’t know how you’d do it…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TESTAMENT – SOULS OF BLACK / Released October 9, 1990 / “It’d be funny if we brought up our #seniorpictures …”/ “But I went to #dayandnightschool for 3…”/ “#SummerSchool was awesome…you would go to a campus with a #brandnewmarket …”/ #LMAO / “It’s a little darker…” / #SoulsOfDarkBlack / “A little poppier…”/ #tobefair / “They basically released an album every single year (from 1987 til 1990) AND toured (for every album!)…” / #burnoutASMR / Testament touring with #WrathchildAmerica and #Annihilator and #NuclearAssault back in the late 80’s / “Suddenly it was like the new thing…” re: #WrathchildAmerica / “Four albums, four years a
Ep 257#256 1991 METAL and THRASH Albums
E1991 was a year unlike any other. KFC changed their name to avoid paying royalties to the “trademarked” commonwealth for which they were named (whereas K-Y Jelly could not be reached for comment), Terminator 2: Judgment Day was blowing up the box office as the number one movie in America, the first ever “world wide web” website was introduced to the world by Tim Berners-Lee, and just 6 days after that, on August 12th, 1991, Coroner’s fourth album (Mental Vortex) AND Metallica’s self-titled fifth album were BOLTH released on the EXACT same day. It's time to get in the time machine and get ready to start “shooting ropes & painting walls” with our “squeezies” as we reveal the name of the band many have notoriously deemed “the hawk-tuah of metal”, as well as the frontman who resembled “a hot Canadian chick” (back in the day) before touring with Pantera, because we’re going back to a time when high school was everything and the idea of retiring to the swingingest, most syphilis-infested subdivision in The Sunshine State was some abstract, fantastical, utopian concept that stretched far beyond the comprehension of our young, teenage, “brain snagged” minds. “AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwMannnnnnn” it’s time to learn the key ingredients of “vampire jerky” and remember that “you can still rock with a high voice” (even if you’ve got on your “gloves of shame”). Find out where you DO NOT want to get “heartworms”, be sure to establish firm boundaries so you’ll know exactly where “the aftermarket stuff stops with the ladies”, prepare to enjoy some “tangy flan” (courtesy of the outro-reel super-mix) and JOIN US as we reflect on all the fantastic metal released on August 12th, 1991 and the other 364 days of that year as we travel back in time to THE YEAR OF OUR RIFF LORD: 1991. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #herewego (“The button’s red…”) / #vampirejerky / “It’s something new…”/ #DryJuly (“Wait…no lube?”) / #oldsmokey #rootbeermoonshine #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #theverdict / “At the tip…but the back end…”/ “It doesn’t have #bubbles …”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Wait, do it one more time…”/ #recordscratch / “It’s called #discipline …”/ “Just six?”/ “Next money shot was like #PeterNorth …”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfort #AthensGeorgia #Tropicalia #sixpointsixpercentABV (05:58): #RussellsReflectionsASMR regarding the #NickelbackDocumentary on #Netflix / “Their influences totally make sense…”/ #stripclubcore / #billboardtopten / “That’s probably why they’re hated…”/ “Look at #KISS …”/ #songwriting / “You’ve got #OneLifeToLive …”/ “That’s like a neighborhood…”/ “That’s a metal label…”/ The #hawktuah of metal…/ #PATREONSHOUTOUT (Come and #JoinUs on the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerdery ) / “Have a good June…”/ “He’s so nice he joined us twice…”/ “Speaking of…we owe him a shirt.” (13:47): If you want to send us some correspondence you can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on #YouTube or #Instagram or #Facebook OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #TripSix #WaxAudio (CONFIRM THE NAME) #MuttLange / #isitgay? / “I beg to disagree…”/ #clonesex / “Do they push too far?” / “Does he fuck an octopus?” / #octopushandy vs #peanutbutter / “It’s only gross if you…”/ #youreworse #hogstoryparttwo / “I need a shower…” (19:12): #TheDocket / “What were YOU guys doing in #1991?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1991 – YEAR IN METAL / ***check out our 1994 episode and our 3-part 1990 episode (30 years in metal) ***/ “Everybody knows what came out in ’91…”/ NOTE: That was March 1992, not 1991. / “Loads everywhere when they came to Atlanta…” / “They had to appeal to all the cooze out there first…”/ “Start off soft and get harder…” / #naturalprogression / #SkidRow SLAVE TO THE GRIND / “I just had a realization…”/ #OzzyOsbourne (MS? “Something happened in ’91…”) #allegedly (“I think you just like saying tinker…”) / “They should map over their #cokelines from prior releases…”/ MR. TINKERTRAIN (“Now it does.”) / “Squeezies?” / “Settle your ass…” / #blackdog (30:12): “We should play something thrashy…”/ “Stop with the yawns, dude…”/ “We’re gonna move to that #Florida #SwingingNeighborhood …”/ #roastbeefjerky / #TheVillages / “Isn’t that an old school #STD?” / “If the sores aren’t there, you’re good to go…”/ “A
Ep 256#255 KERRY KING - FROM HELL I RISE Album Dive
EMay 17, 2024, marks the day that KERRY KING released the diabolically brutal debut, FROM HELL I RISE, forging a new chapter in thrash metal. And before you get all “skeptical” about it and start in with some snide remark like “Oh, this is just diet Slayer…”, understand that this is definitely NOT Slayer (although, it kinda is…even though it’s “allegedly” not). Make no mistake, KERRY KING is not just that bald, tattooed dude from Slayer with some random backup band. In fact, KERRY KING is a legitimate thrash super group with an all-star line-up featuring members of Death Angel, Vio-Lence, and (of course) Slayer. And for a debut solo album, FROM HELL I RISE is an absolute scorcher. In short, “it’s huge and big…it’s bigger than huge”, and if you like Slayer and/or Vio-Lence and/or Death Angel on ANY level, you are really going to enjoy this album. Time to break out your “Jean-Claude Van Damme banned band bandana” as we unveil what the next Doomsicle cover will be (and who’s gonna “dress up as Peter Criss”). Find out who 100% “allegedly” has a beef with E.T. (and will NOT be phoning home), stay away from that stuff that “beads up” and “starts getting gritty after a few whacks” and JOIN US for a trip into the aggro-thrash inferno of FROM HELL I RISE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast KERRY KING on the InterWebs: https://kerrykingofficial.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #LMAO / #bannedbandbandana / “I snorted twice…”/ “It’s not even funny…”/ “Jean Claude Van-Damme Bandana…”/ “I don’t even have my headphones on…”/ “What’d you pour?”/ #theuncorking / “I just started it when I got up there…”/ #Blackstrap / “The mind works quick occasionally…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING ATCHA FROM DEEP WITHIN THE BUNKERPOON!!!*** / “I enjoyed doing that at #karaoke the other week…”/ #fixedhergood / “The servers wear shorts…”/ “I don’t know what it is…but #whiteshorts are like a magical force.”/ “You go home and eat nutritious stuff that you hate but when you close your eyes, you pretend it’s steak…”/ “Don’t skip to the meat…you need the appetizers to warm up…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #PeachAndLove #BlakesHardCiderCompany #PeachParty #PeachAndBlackberryCider / “Oh yeah? The 9.1’s may be cold by then…”/ “What about a #dickenscider?” / #cocksauna #cooze (“That’s what it is: it’s a #dickcoozie …”) / #CoxSauna / “You know if you say a word enough times it just starts to sound like nonsense…” (08:18): HAIL to #thePatreons and you can JOIN US on #Patreon at Patreon.com/MetalNerdery / “For me, the high point was the bass playing, all day long…”/ “It’s #RussRockRubin …”/ “You could be a producer, dude…you still can.”/ #markthetime / “We could do Deuce, dude…or God of Thunder.” / “We’ve gotta wear the makeup though…”/ #bolth / “I see what you did there…”/ #PatreonShoutOut / “He was OUR first…”/ “That #Doomsicle logo is rad!” / “You can’t say bomb…”/ *** You can correspondencize with us at #MetalNerderyPodcast on #YouTube AND #Instagram AND #Facebook AND you can email us at [email protected] AND you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #TheVoicemailSegment #WhoAreYou? / #BobFromOhio (“I’m not gonna say the guys name, but his initials are…”) / “I had no idea Bob had a beef with…”/ #synchronicities / “It was the best thing on #VH1 besides #BehindTheMusic …”/ “He’s got that real deep voice…with the balls…”/ “Y’all close?” / “I think he might listen to the show…”/ #allegedly (“Dude, we’ve said allegedly on this show…”) / #thatscute #iloveyousomuch #LMAO / “Wait, what?” / “There’s no way a man can fuck an ostrich…”/ #JohnnyO and some #Queensryche clarification #LoveYaMeanIt / “It’s duns I think…there’s no fluhns, that’s not even a thing dude…now you’re just reaching…”/ “We’ve got one more?” / #GodBelow / “That’s totally worth the price of admission…” / “After a few whacks…”/ #gojo / “It’s like liquid sandpaper… (22:20): “Let’s play that #Category7 stuff…”/ “It’s a #supergroup …”/ “Can you imagine what that would be like? It’d be like a girl with one tit…or three tits…”/ IN STITCHES / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: KERRY KING – FROM HELL I RISE / “It’s the #Slayer album we never got…” / #ReigningPhoenix / #conspiracytheory #allegedly / The difference between #AI generated album art vs #artist generated #albumart # JamesBousema / “Supposedly…allegedl
Ep 255#254 - M.O.D. (METHOD OF DESTRUCTION) INSIDE THE METAL
ENot only is BILLY MILANO a blessing and “a bold, courageous man”, he’s also the mastermind behind M.O.D. (METHOD OF DESTRUCTION), the crossover thrash patriots that emerged following the end of S.O.D. with a similar sense of politically incorrect humor, biting social commentary, and a more hardcore infused thrash sound than S.O.D. (Stormtroopers of Death). As with S.O.D., M.O.D. was “designed to piss people off” (and “if you’re not doing that, what are you doing with your life?”). So, it is with extreme irony (and tremendous timing) that on America’s 248th anniversary of Independence from Britain’s rampant overreach and extreme greed whoredom via taxation without representation that we present to you the most patriotic INSIDE THE METAL we have ever done, honoring BILLY MILANO and the mighty M.O.D. (METHOD OF DESTRUCTION). It's July 4th in The Bunkerpoon, which means it’s Independence Day in America and we’re flying the red, white, and blue as we celebrate our first ever episode of “Country Nerdery Podcast” (featuring “this episode’s dip of the episode”) and offer clarification as to “the four most effective words in the English language”. Get ready for some “doomed out versions of KISS songs” (courtesy of Doomsicle), receive some useful insights regarding Live After Death from a longtime listener and first-time caller, and be sure to beware of shark attacks (especially if they’ve got “black nips”) and JOIN US as we stagedive INSIDE THE METAL of BILLY MILANO’s METHOD OF DESTRUCTION (M.O.D.). Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT M.O.D. ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.facebook.com/MODMethodOfDestruction/ https://www.instagram.com/therealmodofficial/ Show Notes: (00:01): “I’m so much older than the last time I was here…”/ “The four most effective words in the English language…”/ #STFU #ShutTheFuckUpASMR / “It applies to everything…”/ “It’s a shirt…it’s not as good as #OperationOrangeTits but its got power…”/ “No? Yes…”/ #peachandwomenliskey / “Dude, you nailed it…”/ “It was clean…”/ #shavedpeach / #fuzzynavel / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Now I feel right…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #BunkerpoonBlvd / “I would have paid to see that…”/ “How do they have THAT song at #karaoke?” / “He/They/Them/Whatever…sometimes a dude…”/ #karaokedatabase / “I did NOT know this was a sour…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #DewClawBrewing #RocketPopSourAle / “I may have to tap out and get something else…”/ “If you drink it the way I did you don’t really taste it…”/ #youvegottachugit / “One out of six…”/ “I think the one in the pink box was pretty good…”/ #markthetime (07:43): “I’ll finish it for you…”/ ***You can email us at [email protected] OR on the socials at #MetalNerderyPodcast on #Facebook #Instagram #YouTube OR you can join us on #Patreon at #MetalNerdery and REMEMBER…you can give us a rating and/or a review wherever you download your weekly dose of #MetalNerderyPodcast ***/ ***YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou? / #TheDarius #mahpenis #yuhpenis #ABagOfDicks / “You can find ‘em…they’re out there.”/ “I’m sorry, what was that?” / #bacontorpedo / “This is why I’m fat…” / #RussellsBreakfastReflections / #onemore / “A newbie I think…” / #LetsGoBrandon #FirstTimeCaller #LongTimeListener regarding the #IronMaiden #LiveAfterDeath #albumdive and the tracks from the #LongBeachArena shows and the #HammersmithOdeon shows / “Whaaaaaaat!?” / “Thank you for that!”/ #notontheboat / “It’s almost like a gasm that you didn’t get from yourself… (16:16): “I mentioned…as I walked in the building…”/ #CodyParksAndTheDirtySouth (not to be confused with #DirtySouthComedy) / THUNDER CASH ’69 #babeuh (“I shot a man in Monroe…I guess this guy’s from Georgia?”) / “Is that a cover?” SEMINOLE WIND #JohnAnderson (“Pour some whiskey on me…”) / #outlawcountry vs #popcountry / “Welcome to #CountryNerderyPodcast …”/ #HankIII CUNT OF A BITCH / “Russell what’s this episode’s dip of the episode?” / “This is Delta something or another…”/ “I’m looking forward to that…”/ #PresidentDiaperFiller vs #OperationOrangeTits / “You shouldn’t try to think, you should just do it…” (23:53): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: M.O.D. (METHOD OF DESTRUCTION) – INSIDE THE METAL / See also #BillyMilano (post #SOD) / “He likes to toe the line and poke the bear…”/ “I might have actually heard M.O.D.
Ep 254#253 QUEENSRYCHE OPERATION: MINDCRIME - Album Dive
EMay 3, 1988, may just be the biggest, red-letter, landmark date in all of progressive metal, as it marks the release of QUEENSRYCHE’s 3rd studio album OPERATION: MINDCRIME, one of the finest concept albums in all of metal. It’s very much a “Pink Floyd meets heavy metal” style and vibe, and is quite a departure from their two previous albums (The Warning & Rage For Order), with a very “in your face” mix, some power metal overtones, and perhaps the most aggressive bass sound on a metal album EVER, which is weirdly ironic considering that QUEENSRYCHE was the weirdest opening band choice to open for the biggest thrash metal band on the planet (at the time) who had just released an album that, conversely, had the most absent bass sound on a metal album EVER. (Sometimes life is just way too weird…) Remember that $25 was a small price to pay in 1988 to become “a happy man” even though “only YOU can make YOU happy” (because “you rent ‘em, you don’t buy ‘em”). Prepare to find out the answer to “which would be worse?”, discover where to go for any “gift ideas”, learn the identify of Matt’s doppelganger and hear about Russell’s “Mr. Miyagi moment”, including the resulting “truck trim” prior to making his transition from guitar player to bass player. Remember that “any band who mentions two thrash references on one album can’t be all that bad”, go get yourself a summer “skinjob” and JOIN US as we dive into one of the most world-renowned rock operas in all of metal with OPERATION: MINDCRIME. CHECK OUT QUEENSRYCHE ON THE INTERWEBS http://www.queensrycheofficial.com/ Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I had another dream…” / #RodStewart #Roxanne #SteveMartin #Dicknose #Cocknose / “Wasn’t there a movie with #DanAkroyd?” / #bigdicknose (“Was that what it was?”) / “Now you’re just reaching…”/ #controlF / “Maybe he gives good nasal…”/ #penisnose #dicknoseish / “Is it more noble to be a grower or a shower?” / #transformers / “What if girls’ tits were like that?” / “She’s gonna have back trouble…”/ #Cumbersome / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #MrBlack #blessing / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #anathesia #canyons / “Why am I always sucking things?” / “Don’t skip…”/ #beatupbuick / #Napster #spoof #Metalacoloypse #ItsHuge #Dethklok / “I’m surprised you don’t own all the DVD’s just for that…”/ #watchparty / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #ASMR #NewRealmBrewingCompany #Kickflipper #IPA / “It’s gotta dolphin…”/ “What’s up with the knees on that dolphin?” / #sevenpointzeroABV / #theverdict “Not bad…a little green…”/ “I hope he’s alright and I hope he also heard the #DeathMatch …” / #DariusImpressionASMR / “Is it manifest or manifestated?” / #PatreonShoutout / “He’s the #OGP #OriginalPatreon …”/ #samething / #makemeyours (“I mean, a while back…”) / “Dude you rent ‘em you don’t buy ‘em…”/ #financee / #thedatinggame / “They just stay until they find a new dick that’s interesting…”/ “What if the woman’s husband is kind of a douche?” / #bangaway / “If she needs a cock to cry on…”/ “I don’t wanna be a #homewrecker …”/ “Is it?” / #onlyyoucanmakeyouhappy / “I guess that’s what happens…”/ “Is it athlete or athalete?” / “Those girls know how to fuck…” (17:17): “What’s the #Tarentino movie with the vampires?” / #FromDuskTilDawn / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #TheGentleman (“A show based on the movie…”) / “Who would you get to play you?” / #pigvomit (“He’d play me…”) / #JasonStathamASMR / #JackBlackASMR / “Did you take your drugs today?” / “He’s one of my favorite human beings…he will always make me laugh.”/ #pickleball #dipshot #notarealsport / #fitasafiddle / “It’s called #doublestandards dude and women do that ALL the time!” (23:23): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: QUEENSRYCHE – OPERATION: MINDCRIME / ***Check out our #Knotfest episode which includes a brief #ProgMetal section…*** / #conceptalbum / “What kind of metal is it?” / “That was such a weird match up…” / #Metallica #AJFA tour / “Wouldn’t that be like having #PigDestroyer opening up for #DreamTheater?” / “This was really before the #DreamTheater …”/ “What was the #PinkFloyd song they did?” / Released May 3rd, 1988 / #handmedowncar / “Back then you took whatever #handmedown you got…”/ #autoreversetapedeck / “I know you got a LOT of pussy because of that truck…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR #TruckEdition #MattsDoppelganger #GeeoffTaint / “It only
Ep 253#252 AC/DC FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK - Album Dive
ESummary: AC/DC’s follow-up to Back In Black, 1981’s FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (WE SALUTE YOU), seems to have a heavier, darker, and doomier vibe than its legendary, multi-platinum predecessor. FTATR (WSY) is all about dynamics, as Robert John “Mutt” Lange’s production masterfully blends the sounds of Highway To Hell & Back In Black with just a touch of the old school Bon era, resulting in an album that’s louder, crispier, crunchier, and overall, pure FIRE! (Not to mention, it’s got frickin’ cannons on it!). And similarly, as with Back In Black, there is almost an interchangeable quality to it, as you could just as easily listen to Side 2 first and then listen to Side 1 (though, to be fair, Side 2 might actually be better than Side 1). Always remember that there’s no such thing as “fat vampires” and “you can’t change your name once people are used to calling you what they’re used to calling you”. Get ready to do some “binge listening”, try to avoid doing “all that weird flippity stuff”, be sure to “have a nice June” while you’re “rubbing the canyon” and JOIN US as we dive into what may just be the finest album of the Brian Johnson era of AC/DC with FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (WE SALUTE YOU). Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Have you ever noticed that there are no fat vampires?” / “Tyko YTT?” / “I feel like you’re just making up words, now…”/ #fatbats / “There’s a movie…and then he made a show…”/ #energyvampire #STFU #whatisprobrem? / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That was in stereo…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodescideroftheepisode #Blakes #BerryCider #glutenfree / “That sounded wet…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “That’s what everybody does…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR #Lollapalooza #allegedly #No #uhhhkay (“So bands nobody really cares about…”) / “And then it basically turned into #Ozzfest …”/ #TheGodfathersOfHardCore / “Did you lift weights after?” #BillsDill (11:00): #PatreonShoutOuts (“I hope he does…”) / ***Go to patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast to join us there!*** / “Back to the show…”/ #correspondence If you wanna leave us a voicemail give us a call at 980-666-8182 OR you can email us at [email protected] AND/OR hit us up on the #socials at #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast / “Is that better?” / “As a matter of fuckin’ fact…”/ #bingelistening / “I think that’s how Rogan has so many episodes…”/ “I told you I bought some more #GameStopStocks …”/ #smoothbrain (“Are you smoothbrain?”) / “He was watching the #Hedgies …”/ #markthetime #memelingo / “He’s causing what’s called a squeeze…”/ “What is he doing different from…#membersofcongress ???” / “I took the week off…here’s where I get a little irked…”/ #thelist #vengefuck #toldya / “He’s not sure what he wants to be called…” / “If somebody’s used to calling you what they’ve called you forever and ever, it’s gonna take a minute to get used to that change…” / “You were talking about #comedy and I remembered something…”/ “If you fall asleep during a comedy show…that’s terrible.”/ #HailToTheMightyMixon (25:55): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: AC/DC – FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (WE SALUTE YOU) / #slathering (“Rubbing the canyon?”) #cannon / #YasssQueen / #ByeFelicia #HaveANiceJune / “There’s something about the first three (#ACDC albums) with #BrianJohnson …”/ “I never owned this one…”/ “On you…or in you…”/ Released November 20, 1981 / “This is still #classicrock I guess…”/ #premetal #killeropener (“I think that’s what it’s called when a girl squirts…”) / “So many people know that dude…”/ #sixdegreesofseparation / #Everclear #NoReaction #TikTokASMR / #DDayMemorial #PresidentPoopyPants #Babysitter / FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (WE SALUTE YOU) / “I think it’s mixed louder…” / “We gotta get up to where the #canyons go off…”/ #FIRE #Woe / “That’s #heavymetal …”/ #BackInBlackPlus / PUT THE FINGER ON YOU (or IN you?) / “That scene’s gotta have boobs in it…when did #FastTimes come out?” #CameronCrowe (“No relation to Russell?”) (43:47): “The next one got all kinds of radio play on #96Rock in the daytime and the nighttime…”/ #boners LET’S GET IT UP / “We might have to go #HeadToHead one day…”/ “Almost sounds like #DefLeppard …”/ “Didn’t #MuttLange produce #Pyromania?”/ The heaviest one thus far…/ “It’s kinda like cutting cakes with knives…now I get it.” / I
Ep 252#251 Side 2 - DEATH MATCH - MASTER OF PUPPETS vs REIGN IN BLOOD
EWe’ve already tackled Side One of our ’86 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH featuring MOP & RIB (“Puppets & Blood”), and now it’s time to go through Side Two in order to reach our final verdict. As usual, there were difficult decisions to be made, and the deliberation was not easy, but we did it, and the only thing we can really say that will make any sense at all is that it’s really hard to compare two such incomparable albums that are as equally incredible yet vastly unique as tacos and spaghetti. Get ready to find out how “left-handed guitar picks” can impact your playing and discover the mythical metal legend known as “Ozzy Dio”. It’s time to learn which song is “Slayer’s Enter Sandman” and become more familiarized with some of the more commonly used “country sayings” in the South that may or may not also apply to “fruit flies”. In short, “don’t be a fricker” and JOIN US for the nail-biting conclusion to our ’86 DEATH MATCH featuring Side Two of MASTER OF PUPPETS & REIGN IN BLOOD. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT METALLICA ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.metallica.com/ More METALLICA Episodes: https://www.metalnerdery.com/metallica CHECK OUT SLAYER ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.slayer.net More SLAYER Episodes https://www.metalnerdery.com/slayer Show Notes: (00:01): “This one, and that one, and those ones…”/ “We found one that looked just like yours…”/ #theanswerisno / “That’s coming from a bass player…”/ “It’s the best…”/ “They’re like THAT long…”/ “At least you can admit it, bro…”/ ***And the moral of this episode is NEVER get rid of your music gear!!!***/ “We used it in the studio…where #BlackSabbath recorded #SeventhStar in #AtlantaGeorgia …”/ #thimbleblessings / “I did come a little bit…I feel like you’re reaching now, bruh…”/ “Whatever…I was gulping his #ghostfarts …”/ #youwin / “It’s not even the same dude…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “My favorite part of that is ‘exhausting’…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #happyfifthanniversary / “Part one was kind of a nail biter…”/ #boxingsoccerhockey (“Those are sports you can tie in…because they’re not real sports.”) / #lefthandedguitarpicks / “I make the notes with my left hand…”/ “He gets ALL the poon…” (09:43): Check us out on the #socialmedia at #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast or send us an email at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemailsegment #PissingPost / “I’ve got a story for that one…”/ “Now how did she know?” / #chuggindugans / “That’s not too young…”/ “It made as much of a difference as…’oh, he likes guacamole on his nachos…’” / “Have you guys seen the movie #Rockstar?” / #SteelDragon / “You would say that…”/ “She must have tucked well…”/ “Here’s what bothers me MORE than someone’s sexuality…”/ “Sometimes you have to reconcile what you hate about someone you love…” (17:33): #PatreonShoutOut / “Dude, I wanna go to #Australia…where everything wants to kill you.”/ “Who would win between a kangaroo and a crocodile in Australia?” / “It just takes one…”/ #SabbathDio #OzzyDio #idontfeelverygood / #Doomsicle #fuckyeahversion ALBATROSS #COC #Deliverance #CorrosionOfConformity #cover (“It sounds meaty…”) / “My arm was all palsied up…”/ “As in ice cream not like a scythe…” / #BlindDogBilliam #BlindDogMalmsteen / “The cool thing about #Pantera …”/ #ScottIan #audiobook (“They’re just books for blind people…”) / “He’s got the pipes…”/ #MrBunghole (#MrBungle) / “While he’s looking that up, this is #tangentional…”/ #alltheholes / LOSS OF CONTROL / “Here’s another #tangentional…”/ #WASP & #ArmoredSaint / “Were they the ones in the #loincloths back in the day?” / #SymbolOfSalvation / “They sounded just like how they did back in the day…”/ #homelessAIDS #NewMasquerade / #Possessed vs #Obsessed (31:41): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS THE FABULOUS CONCLUSION OF THE 1986 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH!!! M.O.P. & R.I.B. (Puppets & Blood) / “It’s almost like 2112…”/ “It’s an opera…it all goes together…”/ #Metallicalations / #SideTwo / “There’s no way side two could be better…that whole album is a builder…”/ #tobefair / “Leper Messiah is the Reborn of #MasterOfPuppets …”/ #markthetime #youreadick / DISPOSABLE HEROES #markthetime (“They make Lars sound good…”) / “He wasn’t using it…”/ #onmicburp / “Again with the fullness…”/ “Almost has a #RandyRh
Ep 251#250 DEATH MATCH - MASTER OF PUPPETS vs REIGN IN BLOOD
EFor those who haven’t been following the bouncing ball(s), we’ve been discussing the ’86 DEATH MATCH since we did our ’88 Death Match a few episodes back (which was a complete bloodbath all on its own!) so we decided “What better way to commemorate our 5th anniversary as ‘The Number 2 Podcast Ever’ (behind Rogan) than to pit the two finest albums in the totality of thrash metal history against each other…to the death!?” If you thought our ’88 Death Match between …And Justice For All and South Of Heaven was brutal, you’d better take a “get ready pill”, because you ain’t seen nothing yet. As with each matchup in our HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH series, the stakes are raised ever higher & the carnage escalates exponentially, and our ’86 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH featuring Metallica’s MASTER OF PUPPETS and Slayer’s REIGN IN BLOOD is undoubtedly no exception. This was certainly not an easy task. In truth, it was quite “hard…rigid…difficult…” and given the sheer enormity of the task at hand, it was also downright “girthy”. From the most unbelievably legendary album openers (and closers) to the most haunting album art of any albums in thrash history, one thing remains clear with both of these ferocious audio offerings: “the bar is set”. Get ready to “mark ALL the times” and remember, even though this episode might be a tough pill to take for some, whatever you do, “don’t spit it out, just swallow it”. Prepare to “flatten the herd” and brace yourself for “moments of assholism” as we discuss “an eternal force that goes on forever” when you JOIN US for a day of celebration as we commemorate 5 years of Metal Nerdery madness with some “special guesteses” in The Bunkerpoon and go deep inside the octagon with our 1986 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH featuring “the most powerfully majestic” metal of MASTER OF PUPPETS and the “Picasso devil” infused, thrash evilocity of REIGN IN BLOOD. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast METALLICA on the InterWebs: https://www.metallica.com/ SLAYER on the InterWebs: https://www.slayer.net/ Show Notes: (00:01): “We’ve got…” / “This is a #celebrationday fellas…” / #fiveyearanniversary of #metalnerderypodcast / “There’s a reason you got an invite…”/ “You’re supposed to save ‘em…”/ “This episode will air on 6/6/24…”/ #specialguesteses / “Am I supposed to hear myself in this?”/ “Which one’s bigger?” / #itsdefinitelynotyours / #growershower / “It’s the same…”/ #markthetime / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “It’s so awesome…it’s weird, right?” / “It’s where the power comes from dude…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST, FIFTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION!!!*** / #pipes / “I’m usually the #deepvoiceguy …” / #markthetime / #BarryWhiteASMR / “I’ve got your #bigness buddy…”/ “You have allergies?” / #tangentional / “that’s a much better, superior word…”/ “Your usage was spot on…”/ #fromthetits / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Went simple today…” / #RedStripe #fourpointsevenABV / “Are they like the #Budweiser of #Jamaica you think?” / “They’re selling #pastis on the beach, mon…”/ #twentyyearsago (6:01): “You can hit us up on the socials…” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO #THEDOCKET YOU TOTALLY CAN…***/ “Drop acid…foreplay…” / #instavag #instatits #instagram #instagood #facebook #youboobs #youtube / “The definition of a #zaddy …” / “The thimbles were smokin’…”/ “We’re sponsored…sorta…kinda…”/ #Manscaped / “I’m a simple man…”/ #VoicemailSegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #BobFromOhio #MarkTheCalendar / “I will buy you drinks if you’re there…”/ #GodBlessYouBob / “It’s October…”/ “Remember when we saw #Prong …with #FlotsamAndJetsam ?” / “I saw an #ActusReus video that I haven’t seen yet…”/ “It’s our only #BehindTheMetal …”/ ACTUS REUS #thenextgeneration #extrasack / “We would have killed to have production like that…”/ “The music does not match the video…”/ “They were hilarious when they were here…” / #postBlackAlbum #postPuppetsHuge / “I feel like you’re saying that with a little too much pride, dude…”/ “#Nickelback is fucking good, dude…” / #nickelnight / “Let me see your nickels…”/ #AnimalFarm was so good…/ “Is that an Indian guy?” / #SkinDeep / #KennyLoggins (“Who wrote more movie songs than Kenny Loggins?”) / #uncorking / NOTE: that was #LindseyBuckingham / #nevermind / “I’m curious here…”/ #secondclinky / “If we’re gonna be curious…get ready to mark ALL the times…”/ “Remember when #the
Ep 250#249 - NEW YORK HARDCORE
EDefinitely “angsty” and undisputedly heavier, more aggressive, and focused than punk, NEW YORK HARDCORE (NYHC) emerged at a time when punk was on its way out and thrash was on its way into the heavy music scene, ultimately becoming a “de facto” bridge between the thrash and punk scenes and eventually bringing them both together to bless the metal world with the new genre known as crossover (insert “shameless” United Forces reference here). It’s time to learn the best way to “lift weights” in the weight training community and discover how to avoid an unwelcome “updraft waft” that in no way resembles “a spring mountain day in Scotland”. Find out which band is “the Sabbath of thrash and the Zeppelin of metal” and behold the best Manscaped advertisement ever produced (which should hopefully keep us from becoming any more “off-putting and frankly, tiresome” than we already are) when you JOIN US as we look at the genre that helped to bridge the gap and unite the forces of punk and thrash: NEW YORK HARDCORE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I think people are letting us know that they’re listening…without letting us know…” / #lettingusknowthatyourelistening / “Well #Forbidden shared one of our posts…which makes us #famous …”/ “Atlanta comic, hail…” / #nickmurphy #punchline #atlantacomedy / “I think if I was a thinner man I could get close…”/ “I guess we could be monogamous…”/ “We were just listening to #CharlieDanielsBand #TheDevilWentDownToGeorgia / “I can only hear the #CDBVersion …” / #countrymetal / #andbegin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST EXPERIENCE TELETHON!!!*** / “Pouring the goodness…sucking it down…also choking it down.” / #cannotdoit #fireball / “You know when you do shots of vodka?” / “that’s the same… (not so much) …”/ #rewind #trashcanvomit (“Without a mixer, it’s #horrendous …”) / #RMRose #FireOnTheMountain #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / #propoleneglycol / “This episode brought to you by…MEAT!” / #meat #skiptothedocket (05:35): “As long as they don’t go to #hotranchmode …” / #Manscaped #BallDeodorant (“It’s a waft I don’t mind…”) / #updraftwaft / “It’s like a spring mountain day in Scotland…” / “Do it in #DrEvilerVoice …” / #ManscapedPromo ***GO TO METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH TO GET YOUR METAL NERDERY MERCH!!!*** / ***This episode brought to you by manscaped.com where you can use #promocode #METAL (“That’s #promocodeMETAL …”) for 20% off and FREE SHIPPING on your entire order!!!*** / #postproduction / “My nose hairs are getting out of control…”/ “The #GarySineses ?” / #readingisimportant / #bestfathersdaygiftever #ManscapedDotCom (“If nothing else, get the undies and the ball deodorant…”) / “they have a really nice package…”/ “that’s not ‘drawers’ that’s ‘draws’…”/ #RussellsTestimoniesASMR / “It does say that it’s #waterproof right?” / #allegedly #noshocks (“Manscaped: No shocks…”) / #dontplugitin / #listenerdiscretionisadvised / “Nice and clean…and shorned and sheened…” / “It felt good when it was goin’ on…” / “I’m catching a good #waft …”/ “It’s got #stayingpower …because it sticks around for hours…” / #hotbleucheese / ***GO TO MANSCAPED.COM AND USE PROMO CODE ‘METAL’ FOR 20% OFF AND FREE SHIPPING ON YOUR ENTIRE ORDER!!!*** / #yourballswillthankyou (12:47): “Do you think there’s a marinade…?” / “Like that tangy, underarm smell…”/ #meatmarinade / #correspondence / #RussellsReflectionsMoviesEditionASMR / “#KingDiamond if you’re listening…I want to make that a movie…” / #Abigail / “There’s a little girl, 12 years old…”/ #darkcomedy / #morebloodthan / “that’s accurate, dude…”/ #theresblood / “It’s like an #explosion of #plateletinfused goodness…” / #instantcarrie / “Carrie?” / “a million woman march…” / “Oh wait…” / “I’m not letting you get away with that…” / #yeah / #youreadick / #laughlungnoise / “that literally moved me to tears of laughter…”/ #WellPlayYourShittah #EltonJohn #Metallica #FuneralForAFriend #LoveLiesBleeding / “Metallica makes every song THEIR song…” / #TheYellowAlbum / FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND / LOVE LIES BLEEDING / #CatScratchFeverASMR / “Until I got to here…I didn’t really recognize it…”/ “Even back in the day, that riff is just rad…”/ “Standing orgasm? I hope I get one of those one day…” / #standingorgasm / “Would you wanna be known as…?” / #thedogslikeMetallica / “Best #thrashband or best #heavymetalband ever? / #biggestmetalb
Ep 249#248 SABBATH MOB RULES - Album Dive
E“Is this the GOOD Sabbath or the BAD Sabbath?” We know what you’re thinking: “Wait, didn’t they skip a few albums in there somewhere? Did they put them all on Patreon or…what happened?” Rest assured, nothing has been skipped, however, we did jump ahead a little bit because “some of us” have been jonesing to fast forward through the BLACK SABBATH catalog by 3 albums or so and time travel straight to 1981 and the release of MOB RULES, the final studio album (at the time) from the legendary Ronnie James Dio era of the band. There’s a certain distinctive sonic difference between Heaven And Hell and MOB RULES, primarily with regard to production. While Heaven And Hell tends to have a more “Rainbow meets Ozzy Sabbath” sound to it, MOB RULES sounds much more like the first three Dio solo albums from the early 80’s, so much so that it almost sounds like it could pass as a Rainbow, BLACK SABBATH, or even Dio record. But, at the end of the day, if you had to say, “THIS album sounds like BLACK SABBATH with Dio”, the only correct answer would be MOB RULES. Always remember that the difference between “hot ranch and ‘the smell of’ hot ranch” is as vast as the difference between a “frenulum piercing” and a “frenum piercing”. It’s high time we “right the wrongs” from a few episodes back and get “up close, pretty front” in order to understand that “the gravy’s got no giblets in it” when you JOIN US as we celebrate the most Ronnie James Dio sounding BLACK SABBATH album in heavy metal history as we dive into MOB RULES. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “That’s a recoil…” / #brother / #darkchocolaterum from #Roatan / #RussellsReflectionsCocktailEdition / #deadmansfingers #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / #andbegin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “That was a hardcore song…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Servin’ it up and suckin’ it down…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #MangoCart #GoldenRoadBrewing / #McJonalds / “It’s how women jerk off…”/ “You don’t wanna skip…that’s a waste…”/ #moneyshot / “That’s probably my least favorite porn…”/ “I need a plot and a story and a director…”/ “The new things…for you kids today…”/ #Manscaped #FathersDayGiftIdeas / “Dude, what if he’s got Magnum P.I. pubes?” / ***Go to manscaped.com and enter promo code METAL for 20% off and free shipping!!!*** / “I’m just gonna be myself…and read this.”/ “He’s got #sideburns on them balls…”/ #thetotalpackage / “What’s a #zaddy ?”/ #seedlessseed / “The gravy’s got no giblets in it…”/ #testimonies #facepubes (“This is a very well used instrument in my bathroom…”) / “I thought about putting that other places…”/ “I went a little bit further…”/ #yourballswillthankyou / “Sometimes it just takes one word…” / “Are you fucking kidding me!?” (12:00): #PatreonShoutout #MetalNerderyPatreon / “That’s a good band name…”/ #loveyoumeanit / “Patreon should get the first listen to the #Doomsicle tracks…”/ “That is a killer segue into The Wizard…”/ #Albatross & #IommiWorship / #newpiercingtechnology (“I saw it on 2 different ladies…”) / #markthetime (“You’ve got something in your teeth…”) / “The one I saw was in the butt…”/ “It was in the 2nd hole…”/ “Did you get your teeth pierced?” / #frenulumpiercing #smileypiercing / “Where does it stop?” / “Ask yourself, is that Patreon material?” / “This was obviously the before picture…”/ “Dude, this was NOT coffee, brother…” (20:02): “We have something to share…”/ “Basically, we played the wrong band…” / #Imminence #BeyondThePale / “We’re gonna right the wrongs…” / “They’re from the Netherlands…I think they’re #Dutchish …”/ #BeyondThePale STORM EN DRIFT #subtitles (“They’re on top of a building…”) and THE AGE OF THE PARIAH (“It’s kinda hooky…that riff.”) / #melodicdeathmetal / Hail to #bolth the song & the band (25:13): ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182*** or check us out on the #socialmedia at #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube or you can email us at [email protected] / Ken from Connecticut and some clarification regarding the whole #BeyondThePale incident / “You could kinda say it’s their #BlackAlbum …”/ “You could totally do comedy dude, it’s literally that easy…”/ “If you’re a #pianist …it sounds like #penised #pasttense …” / #tromboner / #RussellsReflectionsComedyEdition #TheNewPunchline #PunchlineComedyClub (“There’s proba
Ep 248#247 OUR DEFINING METAL MOMENTS
EThe “Bunkerpoon After Dark” is a bit different than the usual Metal Nerdery Podcast format. It’s stripped down, bare, naked, and not unlike “The Triangle”, it’s unredacted, unfiltered, and completely raw. There’s not a lot of production quality, no shittah, no clinkies, and no beers of the episode, but it’s pure unbridled Metal Nerdery madness at its finest. Think of this as a sample of the sort of “South American adult entertainment” you can expect from our Patreon episodes (which includes the now infamous “Hog Story”). So, give this a listen, give us a call at 980-666-8182 and tell us about the most defining metal moments in your life and JOIN US (here AND on Patreon) for a taste of the Metal Nerdery Podcast “Bunkerpoon After Dark” Patreon Preview. ***Go to www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast and JOIN US there to unlock the summary and show notes for this episode!!!***
Ep 247#246 - Metallica Covers
EAfter catching Damage Inc. live in concert a few weeks back, we felt inspired to investigate the vast conglomeration of artists who have performed their own cover versions of songs originally written by the biggest cover band to have ever blessed heavy metal, the mighty METALLICA. Even though METALLICA have come a long way from their old school “dirty thrash” sound, modern artists continue to create their own interpretations of songs from throughout METALLICA’s vast catalog. Whether it’s completely reimagined with an entirely different arrangement or a faithful, note perfect rendition of the original all the way down to the production nuances, there are endless possibilities as to what you might hear. Always remember that “you eat and then shoot” because it’s important to “follow the instructions” to ensure things don’t “get out of hand”. Learn why “rolling your R’s” is an important social skill (especially when ordering at certain restaurants), get ready for some “brisket tips”, remain calm anytime you run out of “crème fraiche” or “the triangles are turning into rhombuses” and prepare to activate your laugh wheeze (“assuming we don’t get cancelled”) when you JOIN US as we give a listen to a veritable plethora of METALLICA COVERS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “You know what’s bad? It’s when you do shit backwards…” / #followtheinstructions (“You wouldn’t do the beer before the clinky…you eat and then shoot.”) / “We’re not judging at all…”/ “I’m flexible…” / “I’ve never done it on purpose…maybe by accident…”/ #imsorrydude / #cheersfellas / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I’m gonna have to take it home because the wife is real particular…” / #darkchocolaterum / #RussellsAlcoholReflections / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #MattsJokeEarlier / “I might have done the latter part…”/ NOTE: I think it’s Cranston / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO THE MEAT, GO TO #TheDocket *** (03:53): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #virginlips #Blakes #TheVerdict / “That’s actually really good…I don’t think it’s that spicy.” / #watermelonASMR / “You’re not getting the heat? Take another swig…” / “It finishes in the throat with a little heat…” / #markthetime / “Are your balls loved today?” / #broughttoyouby #Manscaped #WithLoveFromManscaped / “My balls have never smelled fresher…” / #itfeelsamazing #itsmellsamazing / “Like #nudeunderwear …” / #cradled / #thepackage (“That’s when I went to work…”) / “Its very effective…” / #waterproof / “I always just shaved over the trash can…” / #straddleandshave / #noshocks / #nickingtheballs / “Have you tried the smoother attachment on your balls?” / “That sounds like the weirdest vagina…” / “Now I’ve gotta hear #BulletBoys …” / ***GO TO MANSCAPED.COM AND USE PROMO CODE “METAL” FOR 20% OFF & FREE SHIPPING ON YOUR ENTIRE ORDER!!!*** / ***Hit us up on the #socialmedia at #IG and #FB and #Instagram and #Facebook and #InstaGood and #YouTube and #elsewhere #instatits #instavag #facefuck #youbewbs #youvoobs at #metalnerderypodcast …*** / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #wellplayyourshittah #femalevocalist #BeyondThePale IMMINENCE (“Holy shit!”) / “I would never guess that was a female singer…” / “That is so hot…it’s super-hot.” / “When a chick can sound more manly than a dude…” / “Everything gives you bone…” #invisiblewind / #MonumentInTime comes out on April 27, so by the time you hear this and/or read this, you can go buy this… / “It’s pretty good…I think it’s gonna happen. (15:53): “It’s not really metal…but it’s hilarious.” / “I tried to tell ya…I’m gonna tell ya once…”/ “Probably, that’s fine…would you do it?” / #thatsnotmything / “I just want a playlist…”/ “I want you to talk about how much you worked out before you read it…”/ “You guys are more “preserved” than I am…” / #AwwwMannnn / “He’s in the best zone, he’s in #thehealthzone …” / ***You can send us your #shittah to [email protected] …a #YouTubeLink will suffice and any copy you think might be useful to any potential fans*** / “We’re coming up on 5 years…and our numbers are going up exponentially every day…” / #RussellsReflections / “You’ve got a whistle in your nose…” / “That’s my lungs, not my nose…” / #CityBBQ / “When you walked in you #smelledthebrisket …”/ “I wanna try the okra, I wanna try the mac and cheese…”/ “Weirdly enough…” / “Now I wanna know where there at, around me…” / “It’s like #abagofkrystals
Ep 246#245 - SLEEP - Inside The Metal
EBefore OM and High On Fire, there was the marijuana infused, Sabbath worshipping, stoner metal power trio hailing from San Jose, California known as SLEEP. Just saying the name transports you to a land filled with THC infused riffs, the sweet aroma of sinsemilla, and enough smoke to indicate that the pyramid sized bong is fully loaded and ready to transport you to another dimension of audio stonerdom. Imagine Black Sabbath (circa Master of Reality) time traveling to SLEEP’s jam room in the early 90’s and bestowing upon them the knowledge of “the riff filled land” over a freshly ignited bowl of greens. Now add some retro sounding equipment boosted with the power of modern-day technology, tune the guitars and bass down even further, add way more fuzz and balls with a generous portion of freshly harvested relaxers and you’ve got the modern-day equivalent of Black Sabbath in their prime. SLEEP is such a powerful force that they are one of the few bands in the history of stoner metal to have sonically recreated what being supernaturally high actually sounds like. Prepare for the Weedian pilgrimage across the endless desert of time toward “the riff filled land” with the cannabis caravan, complete with “all the shag carpet”, “all the wood paneling” and a jam room that likely resembles a “rumpus room” and “smells like 1976”. Find out what happens “when you’re expecting bubbles and you don’t get bubbles”, get ready to “go bumpski before the show”, and discover why getting “frontloaded” on “the most safe ‘less safe’ drug” is the only way to properly prepare when you JOIN US for a green tinted, smoke-filled trip INSIDE THE METAL with San Jose’s pioneers of stoner metal, SLEEP. SLEEP on the InterWebs: https://weedian.com/ Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Watching him destroy people makes me smile…” / #femalecomics / “That’s one of my favorite bits…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s like coffee infused rum…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodescideroftheepisode (“He’s already had 4 of ‘em…”) / “It’s 4/20, bro…”/ #BlakesHardCider #CherryLimeade / “It’s kinda like a soda…” / Ciders vs Sours / #sixpercentABV / #greatradio / “It’s gluten free…”/ ***You can skip to #TheDocket if you wanna skip all the fun and get #straighttothemeat …*** / “It’s just 20 inch meat…”/ “We’re recording 2 weeks in a row…” / #pregamingASMR / “You’d better tell the person what you bought them…”/ “It came out of my nose…”/ “I need to know what I’m doin’…”/ “When you’re expecting bubbles…and you don’t get bubbles…” (07:53): “Let’s talk about your balls…” / “In a nutshell…today my balls feel loved…thanks to #Manscaped …” / #balldeodorant and #boxerbriefs / “I don’t know if this is what’s in there, but it’s got the perfect blend of…”/ “It’s tingly…and manly.”/ ***Go to manscaped.com and enter promo code METAL for 20% off your entire order PLUS free shipping!!!*** / #promocode #metal / #ManscapedTestimonial / #Lawnmower / “I think it’s multipurpose…it’s Manscaped it’s not #ballscaped …”/ “Don’t forget the #Weedwhacker …”/ “It could be like an off label thing…” / #uhhhkay (12:58): “It’s 4/20…”/ #legalweed #deltaninegummies / “It’s too much of a commitment…”/ Looks like we got some #shittah …/ We got an email from Mike (#EmberingEffigy) #SEVERD #nusludgecore (“Are these boys playing at the #YonderwaysMetalFest?”) / “And it’s kind of a fun game, too…”/ #matchgame / #Yatesville / “I’ve been there, it’s very nice…”/ #HocusPocus FOCUS (“They only had 5 minutes to play a 7-minute song on TV…”) / “His faces get better every time…”/ “I think he’s had some extracurriculars…” / “Dude, let’s go #bumpski before the show…” (20:45): “I heard a weird story…It’s gonna sound like a joke but it’s not…” / #chickenproblems / #freshkilledchicken / “There’s something in OUR chicken…”/ “The joke there…”/ “That’s not a joke and don’t fucking do it…you didn’t have to go there…”/ #blacksheep (“If you shave them all away, they’re black underneath…”) / “I’m trying to say it without saying it and now I can’t say it…”/ #extrabigleague #PuertoRican (23:50): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SLEEP – INSIDE THE METAL / “You say the name and you hear the sound of bongs and you can smell weed…”/ “They do drive slower…”/ “And by these people, I mean stoners…”/ “This episode brought to you by #SealAMeal …”/ #lesssafedrugs (“How are they testing it?”) / #theyreguessing / “Th
Ep 245#244 - 1994 Metal and Thrash Albums
EAhhh, the joys of 1994 and the youthful days of yore. Y’know, there was a time when 1994 actually seemed relatively “recent”, like maybe a couple of decades ago, but we’re actually 30 years beyond 1994, the year when Jeff Bezos founded Amazon in his garage, Quentin Tarantino released an ultra-vulgar display of cinema with “Pulp Fiction”, Sony forever changed the gaming landscape with the PlayStation, Slayer returned with a new drummer and a newly “manscaped” look (for some), and Pantera released their most extreme album to date that went to Number 1 on Billboard and forever changed the mainstream perception of metal. It’s time to line up the “flavor crystals” and grab yourself some “chickle & waffles” before you pick up “a waft” and get “thumb blasted” while going “full clean (with an arrow)”. Discover why “the hair of the dog” is an essential part of getting “detwanglified”, find out what “became a thing” (and who’s “a little bit jealous”) and JOIN US as we continue marching through time towards Episode 250 and the 5th anniversary of “Metal Nerdily” as we travel back in time “30 years and 30 seconds” to The Year of our Riff Lord, 1994. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Last night…yeah, you got pretty #twanglified …”/ “He was fuckin’ hammered…”/ “I thought his house was haunted…”/ #theuncorking #deadmansfingers #coffeeflavoredrum #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode (“A little splash…”) / “I think the #doghair is finally starting to take effect…or #thehairofthedog …”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Trying to get #untwanglified …”/ “What are you talking about?” / “I might have been a little bit…jealous.”/ “It’s part of #metalnerdily …#flavorcrystals…” / “You don’t really wanna skip…”/ #possibly #maybe #allegedly #crickets (“Long pause…”) / “Who’s she?” / “I’ve gotta talk to you about something…”/ (05:43): “Dude this thing is #lifechanging …” / #Lawnmower #Manscaped / “I wonder if I could use it for my #tithair ?”/ #fullclean #landingstrip (“With an arrow?”) / “That’s how you know you’re getting old…”/ #ballpouch / “Nostril hairs OR ear hair…”/ “I always used to think that nosehairs were part of the mustache…” / #MagnumPI / “You want your balls to smell their very best…”/ “You’re getting a waft of my balls right now…”/ ***Get 20% OFF and FREE SHIPPING when you go to manscaped.com and use Promo Code METAL *** / #ManscapedPromo #PromoCode #METAL #MetalNerderyPodcast #Discount #TwentyPercentOff #FreeShipping / “Your balls will thank you and love you…” (11:20): Some correspondence…/ #PatreonShoutout / “You’ve gotta watch this thing…” / #SlayerGoesToChurch / ***You can hit us up on #instagram and #facebook and #youtube at #metalnerderypodcast or you can email us at [email protected] or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #voicemailsegment #whoareyou / “I hope you score some poon out there, my brother…”/ “Just for reference…”/ “Dude I want you to get laid so bad…”/ “You’re not gonna be funny anymore…it’s gonna cut the edge off…”/ #carrytheload / #onemorevoicemail #trivalent / “What do you guys think about the trend with #gueststars on albums?” / #keepitthrashy / “Just get Sebastian back…that’s what the fans want.” (19:00): “We got any #shittah …?”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR (“Do you know who started the band #Puscifer ?”) / #metaltrivia / “I heard it was glorious…”/ Some upcoming metal shows…/ “We got the #YonderwaysMetalFest …we need to go to that…”/ #YatesvilleGeorgia / “I’ll bet that town is scared to death…”/ #Yersin THE SCYTHE IS REMORSELESS (“I don’t remember hearing this…”) / “For a minute I thought that dude’s shirt said Moist…” (25:44): “I gotta take a quick break…” / #TheDocket #DocketThirty / “Let’s go back in time about 30 minutes…or 30 years…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1994 – YEAR IN METAL / #ChickleAndWaffles / “We did all that, dude…”/ “We were in our early 20’s…”/ “You know what we gotta start with…” / “There’s just no way it could get any heavier…let’s start it out right”/ #Pantera STRENGTH BEYOND STRENGTH / “It was 2021 I think…”/ “You fingered it…at least…you #thumbblasted it…” / “Wow, you just made that gross…”/ #Nailbomb WASTING AWAY (#Supergroups) / “You know we’re almost to 5 years?” / #Episode250 will be right around our #FiveYearAnniversary / #EightySixDeathMatch #ComingSoon / “It’ll be a squeaker for sure…” (35:25): “I k
Ep 244#243 Lights Camera Revolution SUICIDAL TENDENCIES Album Dive
EIt’s safe to say that 1990 represented the absolute zenith of thrash metal greatness. All you have to do is thumb through everything released that year and you’ll have irrefutable proof. Thrash was at its peak when SUICIDAL TENDENCIES unleashed their 5th studio album, LIGHTS…CAMERA…REVOLUTION! their first to feature “future Metallica bassist” Robert Trujillo and also their first album to be sonically dominated more so by pure thrash than their earlier punk based, crossover sound. Even with all of the other epic albums released back in 1990, THIS one has the perfect guitar tone. With crystal clear cleans, precise crunch, brutal riffing, and face melting shreddery (not to mention Mike Muir’s undeniable lyrical message), this is quite literally THE perfect thrash album, an unmatched, hall of fame, stone cold classic. It literally has “all the balls”. We were “a little more twanglified than normal” because “we kinda went hard last night”. It’s time to discover some of the greatest “misheard lyrics” in metal and “chop out a line of Folgers” as we do our best to “bring smiles to faces” and lift others spirits during times of trouble. Get ready for some “tingling” (down there), grab yourself a to-go order of Ron’s “Rib Lounge Riblets”, break out your “laserdisc” players and JOIN US as we dive into “the perfect thrash album” known as LIGHTS…CAMERA…REVOLUTION! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code METAL at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast https://www.youtube.com/@metalnerderypodcast SUICIDAL on the InterWebs: https://suicidaltendenciesofficial.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Ohhh, geez…” / #wehadsomefun #flavorcrystals / “Who wants #MrBlack …”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “A little more #twanglified than normal…”/ “I’m so glad y’all came…”/ #DamageInc #MetallicaTributeBand / “They sounded just like ‘em…”/ “There we go…”/ “Turn the bass all the way down…”/ “No…it was…the other #Loverboy song…”/ “I’m sorry…”/ #nostalgia / “Don’t need nothin’ but a #blowjob …”/ “If you like #Metallica …” (05:55): “These guys sent us product…”/ #Manscaped / #MacGyverBox (“That’s where your balls are, too…”) / #WeedWacker / #justkidding #allegedly #designerpubes / “It’s so much better…”/ #floorboard / “That’s for your face…” / #Lawnmower / “You don’t wanna get pubes everywhere…”/ “It’s like a 10 year old down there…”/ “When I pulled it out of the box…it was charged up!”/ #YourBallsWillThankYou #Manscaped / “That’s no way to treat your balls…”/ ***GO CHECK OUT MANSCAPED.COM AND USE THE PROMO CODE METAL FOR 20% OFF AND FREE SHIPPING!!!***/ #ballaftershave #balldeodorant / “Love your balls…”/ “It works for ALL the balls…” (11:50): “It’s been like 3 weeks…”/ #EdgarAllanPoe #PopUpSpeakEasy / “Foreplay?”/ “Sounds very color centric…”/ “Let me guess…was her name Raven?”/ “I feel like I still look kinda Asian from last night…”/ ***Check us out at #metalnerderypodcast on #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube and email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #voicemailsegment #pissingpost / “If you guys could put a band back together, who would it be?” / “They have to be alive…”/ #CelebrationDay / #LedZeppelin (#ScottIan and #ACDC) / #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD / “If S.O.D. would just tour…”/ “Speaking of that… #DOWN is recording…” / #onemore #BobFromOhio (“Puts things into perspective…”) / #uhhhkay / “Everytime I listen to you guys…I just forget about…everything.”/ #PlayMistyForMe (21:15): “Do we got any #shittah ?” / #Daath (“They’re from Georgia, aren’t they?”) / ASCENSION / #HFS #badass / “It’s very tight…”/ “all the good stuff…”/ #Onomatopoeia / “Is that one of his kids?”/ “Maybe it’s nothing…I might have just made the whole thing up.” / #tangentionalality / “Some #Midol would be nice…and sometimes a little bit of validation…” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #BrunchEdition / “I’ve never had scrambled eggs that were so perfect…” / #heartnightmare / #friedchickenboobie / #gravy / #bacon / “You had to get your vitamins…and vegetables…” (27:03): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SUICIDAL TENDENCIES – LIGHTS…CAMERA…REVOLUTION! / “Everybody was talking about THIS, Cowboys From Hell, and Rust In Peace…”/ “This was a #HFS album…”/ “I don’t know what it is about the cover…it’s so that time…”/ “#SuicidalTendencies #ST lost their #Gram
Ep 243#242 CIRITH UNGOL - INSIDE THE METAL
EAlthough they formed in Ventura, California in the early 70’s just a few short years after Black Sabbath and Judas Priest, CIRITH UNGOL (which, if you know anything about J.R.R. Tolkien and The Lord of the Rings lore, translates to mean “Spider’s Cleft”) sound like a band “out of time”. Whether they’re releasing 70’s sounding albums in the 80’s or releasing 80’s sounding albums in the 90’s, it should be noted that CIRITH UNGOL are one of the first ever doom metal bands, with a sound containing a unique blend of both doom and power metal elements, as well as hints of classic Priest & Sabbath. Discover the real difference between “LPs and EPs” and try to comprehend why EPs are actually “shorter” even though they sound like they’d be “longer”. Understand the reason “you’ve got to get your vasectomies early (and often)” and just know that “you’re not gonna make it better” talking about “roast beef sandwiches” unless you “pull out a pack of Arby’s sauce” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with the decade defying, anachronistic anomaly of doom and power metal that could only be known as CIRITH UNGOL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “We could totally do that…” / #startmeup / “Was the battle always between The Stones and The Beatles?” / #areyouastonesguy or #areyouabeatlesguy / “They’re different…”/ “…but they like it.”/ #TheRollingStones vs #TheBeatles #moderndayanalogy #genre / “What would be the modern-day analogy?” / #Zeppelin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That’s delicious…”/ #LuxardoEspresso / “That’s got a little more #spicyzing on the end…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “wish I had my own…song.” / “How ‘bout that?” / #whoareyou / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“I’ve got the same one from the last one…”) / ***CHECK THE #SHOWNOTES FOR #THEDOCKET OR SKIP AHEAD ABOUT 20 MINUTES IF YOU NEED TO GET TO THE MEAT POST HASTE!!!*** / #bubblywater / “Basically it tastes like it has no joy in life…”/ ***Hit us up on #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast at #facebook and #youtube and #youvoobs or email us at [email protected] ***/ or hit us up and leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182 , yeah? / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT*** / #metalnerderypodcastpatreon / “Dyer maker…dyers eve?” / #totallydifferent / We DO have emails… / (07:19): “We got a request…” / #thedogs / Some correspondence from #EmberingEffigy regarding #YonderwaysMetalFest #FuckTonne / “we could do interviews with the bands…maybe the girls will show us their tits…”/ September 13 & 14 / #zoom / “Cheeseburger?” / #Doomsicle #Decimation #Ascension / “#blackmetal bands specifically…” / #unreadablelogos (“We don’t wanna be known by anybody…”) / “Just look at the basic shapes…”/ #ancientgeometery / “I accept you…”/ #dill #bigdill / “Did I mention the #AgnosticFront #documentary …?” / “That sounds like a mobsters name…”/ “You know what? It made him #hardasballs …”/ “Kinda like we have with our old thrash friends…”/ #longliverock / “It’s the #schnitzel of #Feschtivals …”/ #theymadeareallygoodpoint / “They’re trying to be more mainstream than the anti-mainstream…”/ “It’s like #fightclub …”/ “Looks like we got an email from across the pond…” / #DoubleMarvellous #CorkIreland #BodyDrinkers / ***WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!***/ CORPOREAL SLURRY – WITCH BRIDE / “It’s like #deathmetal plus #blackmetal plus #thrash …”/ “#YES put out 3 song albums…”/ #LP vs #EP #longplays vs #extendedplays / “Once it gets swole…”/ #herewego / “That’s impressive…”/ #earlyandoften / “I would get one every other year…I need to get my gears stripped…”/ “Did y’all enjoy the drinking holiday we had recently?”/ #irishcarbomb #recipe / “What else is going on?” / “Dude, you could TOTALLY get laid…that would be so cool.”/ “It probably is…”/ #newmath / “You just wanna get this outta the way?” / #justbeyourself / “It’s a crazy first impression…”/ “You do pretty good down here…” / #yallacceptme / “I wouldn’t talk about #roastbeefsandwiches …” / “You’re not gonna make it better…” / “Just pull out a pack of #ArbysSauce …”/ #letsgo #sexualutilitybelt / “It’s all about the meats…” (25:40): “Are we toggling back and forth?” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CIRITH UNGOL – INSIDE THE METAL / #JRRTolkien #CirithUngol #backstory #BattleOfEvermoreASMR (“this is such nerd shit…”) / “They broke the oath…”/ “The first time I ever saw it…was on #RichardPryor #LiveOnTheSunsetStrip …” NOTE: It
Ep 242#241 MEGADETH Rust In Peace - Album Dive
EWith the release of their 4th album (a.k.a. one of the finest albums in thrash metal history), MEGADETH conquered new levels of greatness with their progressive thrash masterpiece RUST IN PEACE, featuring Marty Friedman on guitars and Nick Menza behind the drum kit who, along with founding members David Ellefson and Dave Mustaine, would become known as “the classic lineup” of the legendary band. Jam packed with crushing riffs, majestic guitar solos, and vivid lyrical imagery, RUST IN PEACE might very well be MEGADETH’s “Master of Justice…And Puppets for All” in terms of sheer technicality and progressive thrash craftsmanship. In short, RUST IN PEACE forever altered the thrash metal genre and raised the bar in terms of sheer musicianship, arrangement, and presentation. Discover the glaring difference between thrash and “heavy metal” and understand why “you gotta fluff first” in order to “build desire” and “keep up with the algorithm”. Find out why “5 hours is TRUE dedication”, why “fast and nasty” is the only way to go, and why “Florida is kind of our Australia” when you JOIN US as we dive into MEGADETH’s thrash metal magnum opus, RUST IN PEACE. MEGADETH on the InterWebs Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “that’s what I call my downstairs, man…”/ #alligatorwrestler #nope / “Dogs are kids…sorta.”/ “I never knew there were crocodiles in Florida…”/ #crocodiles vs #alligators / #markthetime / “They have the overbite and the longer snout…”/ #whathappenedwas (“Now all of a sudden…”) / “Maybe it’s like an intraspecies orgy…Florida is our Australia…”/ #clinky / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #MrBlack #CoffeeBrewLiqueur / “That’s our next sponsor…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, JUMP DOWN TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #TerrapinBrewery #LosBravos (“Named after the #atlantabraves …”) / “I’m not gonna read it…”/ #insertmexicanthememusichere #inserthorrificmexicanaccenthere / #theverdict (“That was beautiful…”) / “It’s got #daydrinking vibes to it…it’s pool beer…”/ #sonywatchman / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “Here’s what I learned this week…”/ “That’s not something new I learned…apparently porn is everywhere on #IG …”/ #instaporn #instaboobs #breastfeeding and #roastbeef / “Here’s how you can tell…” / #whorehandle (“No offense…”) / “I guess it makes sense…”/ ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT ON ALL THE SOCIAL MEDIAS AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST OR LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / (“You can also email us at [email protected] …”) / #MetalNerderyPatreonShoutout / “We don’t have any voicemail…but we do have some emails.” / #BobFromOhio (“Not kind?”) / #Venus #Mars #Uranus #planetariumASMR / “Tell us what show, bro…”/ “an email here from #GeeOff …”/ #awesomeentertainment / #firstmetalshow / “Dude, anybody who listens to this show…”/ #soldout #earplugsASMR #mythreesons (“5 hours!? That’s dedication!”) / #thankyouforthat (“I think he’s from #downunder …”) / #Brisbane (“Maybe one for the #shittah , yeah?”) / #BrisbaneOhio / #BrisbaneAustralia / “That’s TRUE dedication…”/ “Nice reference…you NEVER saw that movie!?” / “It looks like something you’d see on cable…”/ #bolth #assumptions #BrisbaneTennessee (13:19): #WeTheHollow (“I don’t know why it paused…”) #creepykeyboards (“It’s like #KISS meets #Slipknot …”) / “Like #SlipknotEngage …see what I did there?”/ “Here’s a question…did Slipknot kinda invent that?” / #nowweregonnasing / “They might have been close to the beginning…”/ #Slipknot is more thrash than #Korn / “The beginning of the…”/ “That’s where potatoes come from…”/ “I’ve got a few reflections…”/ #thepasttwoweeks #foodapologist #foodparanoia / “There’s a week…”/ “Every once in a while…”/ “Three billiard ball sized balls…and dark and dirty coffee…”/ #buttcoffee #waterbutt #buttpoop #waterbuttbuttpoopbuttcoffee / “and they’re holding onto their phones…” / #phoneclit (19:59): #RussellsReflectionsASMR #72Seasons #AndJusticeForAllPart2 / “It’s #TheBlackAlbumPartTwo …”/ “Song for song…” / “They weren’t that bad…” / #fiftypercentbone / “It seems a little faster…” / #Metallica SLEEPWALK MY LIFE AWAY (“already, heavier than anything on #TheBlackAlbum …”) / “That bass is aggro…”/ “Alright, go to the 3 minute mark…”/ “It’s the #YellowAlbum for sure, man…”/ “At some point we’ll do an #albumdive of that…and #KISS #Destroyer …”/ “There’s not
Ep 241#240 SOUNDGRADEN - Inside The Metal
EAfter hair metal all but destroyed heavy metal in the late 80’s and early 90’s, things were a bit grim. Grim in the same sort of way that Birmingham, England was grim in the late 60’s. Perhaps one of the silver linings to emerge out of the make-up and hairspray laden aftermath of glam was the down to earth, retro metal infused sounds emerging out of the Pacific Northwest region of the United States, specifically, the “Seattle scene” which brought us an entirely new genre of metal (aka “grunge”) that served as a desperately needed palette cleanser and helped to breathe new life into the dystopian landscape which had become the world of metal. Enter Seattle, Washington’s SOUNDGARDEN, a staple of the Seattle “grunge” scene of the early 1990’s that combined the best elements of classic Zeppelin and Sabbath built on a foundation of unpredictable & untraditional riffs chock full of heavy alternate tunings, ugly chords, and screaming vocals, conjuring a heavy 70’s infused sound which is both simultaneously retro and brutally modern. It’s time to saddle up your “goat camel” and call the “dingo hunter” to learn more about the rich culture of “The Belgish” that goes far beyond “waffles and white beers”. Find out what used to put the “high” in high school, get ready for some “karaoke reflections” (including the best Creed impression ever) and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with Seattle’s alternative metal mavericks, SOUNDGARDEN Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SOUNDGARDEN on the Interebs: https://www.soundgardenworld.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Crack into this one…”/ #healthconcerns (“Do y’all ever worry?”) #phillycheesesteak (“It’s a delicious Philly cheesesteak…it’s so delicious that every time I eat it…”) / “Eat a salad later, it’ll be fine…”/ “It’s the circle of life…”/ #metalnerderyhealthcorner / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #weanticipatesexualpussyASMR / #MrSciatica / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GET STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, GO TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #MutationBrewing #99X (“Barnes, Leslie, and Shelby…”) / “They’re credited with getting #Silverchair famous I believe…”/ #dingohunter / #theverdict (“It tastes like the kinda beer you’d drink…at a festival show…outside the camp site.”) (06:31): “Before you get into that…a former Metal Nerd got some love.”/ “Episode 250 is gonna be big…”/ “He’s welcome every time…”/ ***Hit us up on the social media at #metalnerderypodcast, email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou (“It’s Greg…or Craig…but probably Greg”) #newcaller regarding our 1984 episode and our 1988 #HeadToHeadDeathMatch (“One IS #TheStairwayToHeavenOfMetal …”) / #BreweryX / “My new favorite caller…”/ #myguy (“That’s like 9 people now…”) / “Mainly because he just came back from the sea…”/ “That was an impossible pick…”/ “That’s the beauty about this podcast…”/ “We can’t really (fairly) do ’90, until we do an #albumdive for #RustInPeace …”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR and #DamageInc / “There’s some things I missed on vacation…”/ #karaoke and #MatthewsKaraokeReflections and #Creed and #Slayer (“If you can name it, I can do it…”) / “I looked and I was crossed off the list…”/ “Dude…it’s like sauce. #RainingBlood is code for #extrasauce on my pizza…”/ “There’s occasionally this fella that comes out…very high on the spectrum.” / “He did #CannibalCorpse wearing a dress…”/ “We need to open our own #metalbar …”/ “There’s spectrums upon spectrums…and a highly unpopular study.” / #vastmajority (“It’s something that nobody wants to talk about…if you don’t talk about it, we can never figure it out.”) / “It’s a very functional version…” / #goodanalogy / “Like the D&D of Risk…” / “That’ll be last Sunday when this comes out…”/ “We could make it a #Patreon …you’re allowed to say Patreon here…” / #blackdog / “She identifies as white now…like a #pinkishpeach …”/ “It’s mostly just crickets…/ #dildocream / “It is kinda funny…unless you got it.” (25:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SOUNDGARDEN – INSIDE THE METAL / “The best elements of #Zeppelin and the best elements of #Sabbath …”/ “They sorta don’t fit in a box…”/ Remember the movie #Singles ?/ “They use alternate tunings and ugly chords…”/ “Yeah but you know what…”/ “OMG it’s cold sore boy…”/ Reme

Ep 240#239 Bootleg Edition - Album Dive - Killers
EWelcome to the inaugural episode of the Metal Nerdery Podcast “Bootleg Edition” series, recorded deep within the echoey underground confines of The Bunkerpoon, direct from The Bunkerpoon video feed. While we strive to be “The Black Album of Podcasts” (in terms of sheer production quality), we decided to see what it might sound like if Bob Rock produced the podcast equivalent of St. Anger (which is still Bob Rock btw…just sayin’). Think of this episode as “the raw demo” edition of Metal Nerdery Podcast before Rock & Rubin come in to transform it into the Black Album of the Reign in Blood of the St. Anger of the Death Magnetic of Metal Nerdery Podcast. If you’re blessed enough to have relaxers on hand, we feel you might enjoy the “unusual” vibe of this episode a tad more than usual. IRON MAIDEN’s 2nd album (and final album with frontman Paul Di’Anno), KILLERS, is the transition album that bridged the gap between the Di’Anno era and the Dickinson era and ultimately transformed Maiden into the progressive metal powerhouse that they are today. With Side 1 full of NWOBHM riffs that are more reminiscent of “punk rock metal” and Side 2 containing all the best aspects of 70’s prog rock (assuming you’re following along on either vinyl or cassette), there are a multitude of textures, sounds, and styles on this album that would close out the Di’Anno era quite nicely, offering a glimpse of the dynamic musical expansion that would soon follow. It’s time to re-think definitions and rebrand horrific offenses because “It’s never funny when it happens to you” (and also because ”it can happen to dudes, too.”). Discover which artist represents the birth of the new genre known as “Dungeon Doom metal”, as well as an obscure Valentines’ Day conspiracy theory. Find out why you should NEVER listen to our podcast while in a Chik-Fil-A drive-thru (especially if “macaroni and cheese” is involved), behold the glaring difference between “Genghis” and GENGHIS Khan (the biggest rapper known “across the world”) and THANK YOU for taking the time to JOIN US as we dive into IRON MAIDEN: KILLERS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast MAIDEN on the Interwebs https://www.ironmaiden.com More MAIDEN Episodes here https://www.metalnerdery.com/iron-maiden
Ep 239#238 WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR SABBATH
EGiven that it was produced and released without the band’s involvement (and likely lacking the front to back awesomeness it would have otherwise possessed), WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR ROCK ‘N’ ROLL was “technically” BLACK SABBATH’s 7th release; a greatest hits compilation covering “The First Six” albums from the legendary Ozzy Osbourne era of the band. Having said that, we decided to build what WE believe woulda/coulda/shoulda been the perfect Black Sabbath compilation. And before anyone gets all twisted up and twanglified about our choices, “let it be known” that our selection criteria for this compilation was limited to songs from The First Six (some which were actually included on the original release of WSOSFRNR, including a few others we felt were essential) as well as a smattering of songs off the first two albums from the Ronnie James Dio era. Get ready to find out what “sounds like 1973” as well as which song sounds like “bats flying around” and which instrumental is (relative to the songs before and after) analogous to” the white goo in the middle” of an Oreo that holds everything together. Discover which KISS “after dark” merchandise item should belong to only the most dedicated fan, fire up the “boat internet” and learn about which countries seem “continentless” and which continent has “kangaroos that can beat up crocodiles” after “15 drinks a day” when you JOIN US for a look inside our OWN perfect 7th Sabbath album: WE SOLD OUR SOULS FOR SABBATH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SABBATH on the InterWebs: http://www.blacksabbath.com/ WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR SABBATH playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1Hy8zEZcHh71AuaJsYqJp3?si=2687d8cdf658464e Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s the first day of being a Time Lord…that’s how time #identifies now…”/ #blackandwhiteera (“When everything was in black and white…”) / “I thought they were further west…”/ “Their time zone ‘identifies’ as eastern…”/ #languagearts #partsofspeech #DST / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “I bought a bottle of #darkchocolaterum …”/ ***Check the #shownotes for #TheDocket ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***/ #seaman (“He was on a boat…but he wasn’t driving the boat.”) / #cityonthewater / “They’re the #WalMart of the cruise lines…”/ #learningexperience / “Do you have one good story…that’s on par with the hog story…”/ #patreonshoutout / “I don’t know if it’s the slash…”/ “This is #metalnerderypodcast …and you’re listening to #metalnerderypodcast …in case you didn’t know…”/ #audiobook #birthschoolmetallicadeath #MetalNerderyBookClub / #biopic / #thisepisodesbeverageoftheepisode #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“That’s how it ‘identifies’…”)/ #RebelHardCoffee #samplerpack (“You sir are a blessing…”) / #fivepercentABV / #LuxardoEspressoASMR / #espressomartinis / “We bought the drink package…15 drinks a day…”/ “That’s a limit, NOT a goal…”/ ***Go check out our #Patreon for the #hogbackstory …***/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR (09:55): “Transcripts are the #autocorrect of transcription…”/ Send us some correspondence on the social media or at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #whoareyou #BobFromOhio #TheVoiceMailSegment #MetalChurchShoutout / “Bob seems very down to earth…”/ #divingboardbone / “We’ve got one more…this is a good one…”/ #KISSASMR / “I’m ready now…”/ “Name three songs…”/ #gatekeeping (“Wear the shirts…spread the awareness…”/ “It’s Bolton though dude, that’s different…”/ #RussellsReflectionsCruiseEdition / “That’s reaching if you can’t hit those high notes…”/ #rapingourearholes (“as long as it’s a little bit funny…to you.”) (16:15): WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “I couldn’t take my #firestick on the boat…you’ve got #boatinternet …”/ #FamilyGuyASMR / #TheDarius #RoadTripMetalPlaylist on #Amazon (“I used it on my drive to Orlando…”) / #autosuckASMR / ***Stay tuned for the #MetalNerderyBootlegEdition episode…”/ #videoaudio / “He was front row…”/ #shadowbanned / “Why do they call them ‘Sugar’?” / #Sylosis WORSHIP DECAY (“Add that to the list…”) / “Thank you for that…”/ “We’re time lords dude, we can do whatever we want…” (22:50): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR SABBATH!!! / “Technically, Doro is a bartender now…”/ #theseventhalbum from the mighty #BlackSabbath #WeSoldOurSoulForRockNRoll / “Some of the choices on it were…”/ “Technically…why
Ep 238#237 SEPULTURA – ARISE Album Dive
ESpring, 1991. Thrash had hit its apex as a genre and was beginning the transition into what would become “the next wave” of thrash with a sound and identify located somewhere between the thrash, groove, and death metal genres. With SEPULTURA’s 4th album, ARISE, emerging a mere 2 years after their 1989 thrash masterpiece, Beneath The Remains, the Brazilian metal shamans continued to refine and intensify the evolution of their sound, creating a veritable cocktail of extreme metal with new dimensions of heaviness, including tons of crushing riffs, creepy soft intros, and eerily dark harmonies. It’s time to discover how “normal writing” identifies and hear what it sounds like when you take ayahuasca in the jungles of Brazil. Always remember to never “be an A word or a C word” and instead “be a blessing” because we are all struggling to cope in this new era of “middle evil”. Raise your standards and elevate yourself to something greater than leaping over a “one-inch hurdle” (like riding a bike to the mall 10 miles just to play “hide the finger” in a movie theater perhaps). Find out which song title we thought identified as “a slang term for the downstairs” and JOIN US on this journey of metal discourse as we dive into the next wave of thrash brutality that could only be identified as SEPULTURA’s ARISE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “After that, we’re gonna do the P word…the other P word.” / #choosewisely (“No peanut butter…no pudding pops.”) / “Let’s do this and stop talking about P words…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That’s good stuff…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Captain Billiam, Admiral Russell, and…Corporal Numbnuts”/ “One word gets the letter and that’s it.” / #xavier #xanadu #xword / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #GoatIslandBrewing #EnglishStyleBritishAle (“Sorry, that’s a P word…”) / #noABV #bornondate (“It was made in Alabama, so they do it the right way.”) / “Ever notice how Zakk Wylde sounds like Peter Griffin?” / #onmicburp (“He’s from Sveden…”) / ***To skip the nonsense, jump down to #TheDocket ***/ You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the social media pages or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #whoareyou #TheDarius (“You guys got a female email…”) / A point to ponder regarding #StrangerThings and #Metallica / #keepitthrashy / “Wasn’t that like in ’86?” / “It might have made more sense…”/ #earlyreleasedays / “My guy…” / “It sounds very G word to me…”/ #anachronistic / “You didn’t have to do that…”/ “It’s the I word or the NA word…”/ “Who says that to anybody ever?”/ #middleevil #thenewera / “That’s two first names dude…”/ #theythem (“Does it really bother you?”) / “If you cut it out, nobody talks about it…”/ “You’re one person, you’re not multiple…just be it.” / “You’re trying to stand out…but you’re just inadvertently lumping yourself back into a group.”/ “That’s what matters…”/ #groupsessions / “Be a blessing…”/ #dontbeanasshole / “I’ve only got so much energy and I don’t have enough energy to be pissed off…”/ “Oh by the way…”/ I want you to refer to me as #hugecockwheeler until the end of time / “You’re aiming low…you shouldn’t be known for THAT.” / #oneinchhurdle / “He looks like Dave Chappelle’s cousin…”/ “I hope this helps some people…” / #dontbeacunt #itdoesntmatter (“Your privilege is showing, sir.”) / “I feel like I know what a #pronoun is…a pronoun is…” / #discourse (“We’re all its”) (21:58): #DocketThirty #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SEPULTURA – ARISE / “This is their 4th album…it’s their #AndJusticeForAll …”/ “There are certain moments in metal…”/ “I remember that truck…I thought that was how you got pussy…”/ “This has bass, right?”/ Released March 25, 1991 / “There’s #groovemetal all over this album…”/ Bridging the gap between thrash and death metal / “I think they were definitely in this box…I have that tape somewhere.”/ “Y’all brought the cooze…”/ “He’s a bass player…it explains a lot.” / #SlayerConspiracyTheory / “What’s the difference between a zim and a zur?”/ “We’re gonna be the best old people ever…”/ “Oh yeah? Well, I rode my bike…and played #hidethefinger in the movie theater…”/ ARISE #killeropener / “It’s like that weird combination of Metallica and Slayer…” (33:06): “Is this their Enter Sandman?” / “I’m good…I’m out.”/ “I’m putting that on the li
Ep 237#236 1984 – YEAR IN METAL
E1984 was the year that saw the introduction of the Apple Macintosh, the launch of the Technology, Entertainment, Design conference, and the year the world learned of the terrifyingly destructive potential of A.I. courtesy of Skynet and The Terminator. 1984 is more than just the title of George Orwell’s cautionary, dystopian novel or Van Halen’s wildly successful 6th album. 1984 is the year that heavy metal began to intensify exponentially, including the continued evolution of thrash and black metal, as well as the release of “the ultimate anthem” that resulted in one of the greatest music videos in heavy metal history. Prepare for some “great pod” and one of the most “brilliant” voicemails we’ve ever received, including our first ever “beer of the voicemail”. Discover the identify of “the BIGGEST KISS fan” (courtesy of “Blind Dog Malmsteen”), learn what W.A.S.P. actually stands for, as opposed to what we thought it meant (which is actually way funnier), grab yourself some “Scoobitaboosh” in preparation for our Animalize album dive (available exclusively on Patreon), break out your “electric twanger” and JOIN US as we journey back in time to the Year In Metal: 1984. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Support Metal Nerdery - https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Whee, whee…”/ “That was the father…”/ #chauffeuse (“I learned that from watching #Archer …”) / “It’s the guy who does #BobsBurgers …”/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Luxardo #Espresso / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “Out with the bad…in with the good.”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #MrCoffee #MrShades #MrStubble / “It’s that weird in between phase…like a homeless Sonny Crockett…”/ “Isn’t it illegal to make a U-Turn at an intersection?” / “I was just thinking to myself…and then immediately, 3 cars in a row made a U-Turn…”/ “You mean 18 and older…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #noABV / “I let her pick one out…”/ #FoederFruits #YazooBrewing #BoysenberryKeyLimeSourAle / “Oh shit, it’s foamy…”/ #theverdict (“Your wife’s never picking beer out again, bro…”/ “You could pickle okra in this…”/ #tobefair (“I’m not trying to be a dick…”) (07:55): “It’s like Lars producing albums…”/ #onmicburp #markthetime #buttoninventory / “That’s gonna be meaty…and cheesy…”/ “That soap smells like #FantaGrape mixed with #GrapeNowAndLaters …”/ “Which is the better tasting #candywax ?” / #SlayerReunionNews / “It’s fake…”/ #deepfakememes #brutal / “The internet’s really starting to get to me now…”/ “I thought he played football…”/ #fakemovieposters / “Is it just trolls being trolls for the sake of being trolls?”/ “They’re the new #KISS they’re the new #MotleyCrue …”/ “You can’t like anything anymore…”/ “It’s the thrill of playing live…”/ #megaboner / “Tell us why you didn’t put more sugar in it…”/ “You gave her too much freedom…see what happens?”/ #suffrage vs #suffering (16:41): If you’d like to leave us some correspondence you can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast or YOU CAN LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #whoareyou #Trip6 #thisvoicemailsbeerofthevoicemail #BrutalBrewsBrewery #sixpointnineABV (“Good morning drinking beer…”) / #ValentinesDayMassacre #supercut #shoutout (“That was great pod…”) / A work around for the upcoming 1986 Head-to-Head #DeathMatch / “That might be one of the voicemails we’ve ever gotten…#beerofthevoicemail …”/ #brilliant / #MIsForMartha / #TheAccused / #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom (“That’s the domain name, bro…”) (21:26): “I think it’s time / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1984 – YEAR IN METAL / “That’s the year that everything changed…”/ “Where to start?” / What’s the first ’84 centric thing you heard? / “Looking back, that sounds like 1984…”/ #Queensryche CHILD OF FIRE (“Sounds kinda like #powermetal …”) / “That’s going to be the soundtrack album for my new book, #ScreamFromTheBalls …”/ #DIO THE LAST IN LINE / “That’s 1984 for sure…” / “That gives me so much bone, even now…” (27:20): “Let’s do a little bit of #YngwieJMalmsteen …” / #Trilogy is not pronounced as #Triology / “Is it? Good.” / “I feel like that’s some #bassplayerhate towards singers…”/ “I think this one is mostly instrumentals though…” / ICARUS DREAM SUITE Op 4 (“That sounds like black metal…”) / “It’s got some weedly-woos in there, probably…”/ “This is one of those growers…”/ #recordscratch BLACK STAR (“This is the soundtra
Ep 236#235 METAL CHURCH - INSIDE THE METAL
EOriginally formed in the thrash metal mecca known as The Bay Area a year before Metallica was even a thing (shortly before relocating to the Tri-County, metropolitan Seattle, Washington realm), METAL CHURCH continues to bless congregations of faithful metal fans with their own unique brand of thrash infused progressive power metal which has relentlessly persisted and triumphed for more than four decades. While we acknowledge “we can’t judge entire albums” by just a sample of songs from each one, there’s no denying the consistent sonic salvation found throughout the entire METAL CHURCH discography. Find out which riff may have influenced the mighty Slayer and discover the reason why turning on the blacklights in the Bunkerpoon bears a striking resemblance to a planetarium. Get ready for a “homework assignment” (thanks to an elusively familiar riff which earwormed us into a fit of obsessed madness), behold “the ultimate insult” for “those of you who don’t know how to count in Roman” (or do math), be sure to NOT get your burger “bunless” (because “the meat lives between the buns”) and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with Seattle’s saints of thrash infused progressive power metal, METAL CHURCH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast METAL CHURCH on the InterWebs: https://www.metalchurchofficial.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Let me ask you something…” / #herewego / #bunlessburger / “It seems like a homeless burger…/ “The meat lives between the buns…”/ “I just take the patty…”/ “I may or may have NOT…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “That would take me like 3 months…”/ #fatangrylesbian / #thicklyandquickly / “I kinda like the #SonnyCrockett you’re workin’…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…CHECK #THEDOCKET ***/ #Terrapin #WhiteChocolate #MooHoo #OlanMillsASMR #TheVerdict / “It’s good…dessert beer.” / #sixpointoneABV / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “You take a sip, and you have a thought…”/ #Turducken / “It’s still got the funny moments…”/ #contactlensinsertion / “Mr. and Mrs. Russell…”/ #markthetime / “That’s a very #Dice kinda move…”/ #NWOTHM / “They do more than just horror, right?”/ “If you’re into #wrastling …”/ “I had a realization last night…” / #unpopularopinion #UFC / “Watching it, it almost looks like…a gay couple having aggressive foreplay…”/ “It’s a chess match…it’s kinda erotic…never got a bone.”/ “It was the cleanest…” / #markthetime / “I really like that guy…”/ #jackedandscary / “Is there a female UFC?”/ “They’re certainly NOT making out…”/ #strikers and #grapplers (13:57): You can email us at [email protected] or check us out on the #socialmedia at #metalnerderypodcast / *** #PATREONSHOUTOUT *** / #thefirst / Email regarding our #JudasPriest episodes from our #firstpatreon patron / #challengeaccepted / “Love the show and look forward to it every week…”/ #RockAndRollHallOfFame / “Much less making laws for the country…”/ “How about some voicemails?” / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #DariusFromPoundTown #ThrashFamilyTree #ObscureMetal #PrayRist #RoadTripMetalPlaylist on #Amazon #moreplease #thrashambassador #NWOOSTM (Modern day thrash metal…) / #ThePost #coughsolo (courtesy of #TonyIommi) / “I really dig it…”/ #KISS / “He kissed back…”/ THANK YOU for your feedback!!! / We got some SHIT-TAH!!! / “It was…Angela.”/ #metalcore #TheGraveDenial REVERIE (“They’re good…they’re covered.”) / “Screamy and then melodic…”/ “Let the record show, a LADY sent us some #shittah !!!”/ “You know what we should play?” / #weirdlysimilaralbumcovers #KerryKing IDLE HANDS / “Sounds like #Slayer …”/ NOTE: It's NOT Robb Flynn…it’s Phil Demmel… #twanglification #dingdongdoofus / #supergroup / “Don’t know why I made him Irish…”/ #tobefair #RepentlessASMR #ReRepentless / “Oooh, that’s gonna be meaty…”/ #Hellyeah / #dildowholesalewarehouse / #BlackStrap / “We don’t hang out on the weekends…”/ #AshesOfTheLeviathanTour #Mastodon #LambOfGod / “They’re not gonna be cheap…”/ #upcomingshows / “I remember the last time we saw #Helmet …”/ #TheOldMasquerade / #LEFT (30:43): “It’s 30 at #DocketThirty #TheDocket …”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METAL CHURCH – INSIDE THE METAL / “They formed in ’80…”/ “It was thrash infused #powermetal …”/ #genre / “They never get the mention…”/ “They just released a new albu
Ep 235#234 DEATH MATCH - Vol 2 South of Heaven vs ...And Justice For All
E“And in THIS corner…” Already knowing (going in) that our 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH was gonna be “bigger than China”, the Bunkerpoon oversight committee made the executive decision to break this “hog” of an episode into a two-part cliffhanger dangler. At this point, we’ve covered side 1 and now we’re tackling side 2 of Metallica’s …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL and Slayer’s SOUTH OF HEAVEN. And let’s just say that since “the upstairs and downstairs no longer match” you’re gonna wanna “get you some popcorn” and brace yourselves for multiple “hockey soccer” moments because this one was a bloodbath to the end. It’s time to reconvene in the Bunkerpoon with “Mr. Black, Mr. Dice, and Mr. Shave” as we discuss the first “frontman drummer” in metal as well as which song “should have been track 11 on Reign In Blood”. Behold “the end of Metallica thrash and the most doomy Slayer song ever” and get a “sneak peek” of what our NEXT Death Match is gonna be when you JOIN US for PART 2 of our 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH between METALLICA’s …And Justice For All and SLAYER’s South of Heaven. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “This is NOT an Ozzy episode…” / “Who’s the King of Darkness…Ozzy?”/ “At the very least…he’s definitely a prophet of metal…”/ “Apparently Satan’s got #hugetits …”/ #youcantoffendanatheist / “You don’t believe in any of it…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK EVERYONE TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #heneedscrackers or #popcorn (“I did it for you…”) #popcornASMR / “Mr. Shave…”/ “The downstairs does not match…”/ #fromthetits #ballbeardtransplant / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #MrBlack ***SKIP TO THE DOCKET AT #THEDOCKET ***/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #IronShield #HeroesHelles #fuckyeah #fourpointeightABV #daydrinkingbeer (“A very slight honey finish…”) / “I’ve loaded my face…”/ #bedbeard #majorvanityissues / “I had pretty good hair…”/ #dontgiveup / “You look like #Meatloaf no matter what…”/ #diettribe / “I’m totally gonna get laid…”/ #Doomsicle #onetakewonders / “Dude, we’d be rolling in pussy and cocaine…” (10:06): “Trip6 is our Australian ambassador…”/ “Should I call it a hog?”/ #erectionyear / #penisterms / “It’s enormous, it’s huge…it’s bigger than China…”/ #correspondence ***HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #voicemailsegment #BobFromOhio #PookyPark (“This one’s really freaky…”) / “That sounds like a nightmare…”/ “I’m gonna come spend the night and stay in your bedroom…”/ “Black and white is instantly creepy…”/ “What’s creepier: AI, the 1950’s, or Black and White?”/ “It tastes like banana bread…” (16:16): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH FEATURING SLAYER’S SOUTH OF HEAVEN AND METALLICA’S …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL- PART II / “This is our first ever #cliffhanger episode…”/ “The upstairs and the downstairs no longer match…this is our Re-Load episode…”/ “For those keeping score…” (***Check out the previous episode for details…***) / #hockeysoccer #socckey #bolthree / #Slayer vs #Metallica #SouthOfHeaven vs #AndJusticeForAll / MANDATORY SUICIDE #killercloser #sideone (“Can you go to the very end?”) #spokenword / “Ever heard the song Bullet The Blue Sky? It’s actually pretty cool for #U2 …”/ “You guys know WAY too much U2!”/ “Which song is a better closer…for side 1?”/ “I’m gonna go #hockeysoccer on that one…”/ “I’m telling you right now…it’s their #StairwayToHeaven …”/ “ONE made me read a book…” / #uhhhkay / #letsfist (26:36): THE SHORTEST STRAW #killeropener #sidetwo (“Who needs bass when you’ve got a guitar that sounds like that?”) / “That riff is weird…”/ “Here’s the analogy you’re looking for…”/ “Dude you’re the Nikki Sixx of drummers…”/ “He’s the best #frontmandrummer in metal…”/ “Back then he put it in one place…”/ “Foreskin adds like 6 inches…”/ “I can already tell you what wins…relative to openers.” / #letsfistagain / GHOSTS OF WAR (“We should at least play this next part…if the drummer can do it.”) / “This should have been song 11 on Reign in Blood…” / “This is track 6…”/ “However…if you wanna talk about the #killeropener …” / “Referring back to the last episode…Jeff Hanneman was selling #Converse …”/ #weirddreams / “It’ll be huge in China…”/ #murderonthefrontrow / #backwhenihadhair / “You said Photograph and that’s
Ep 234Valentines Day Massacre Vol II
EThe Bunkerpoon is all about passion and “Love Excretions”. Enjoy all the likes and the loves of this year’s Valentines Day Massacre and Happy Valentines Day to all! Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast #MetalNerderyPodcast #ValentinesDayMassacre #HappyValentinesDay
Ep 233#233 DEATH MATCH - Vol 1 South of Heaven vs ...And Justice For All
E“In THIS corner…” Throughout the thrash community, there’s always been a battle line drawn between the progressive, harmony laden sensibilities of METALLICA and the darker, eviler shades of SLAYER. For many of us, the two albums from these two thrash titans that are most synonymous with summertime and high school are Metallica’s …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL and Slayer’s SOUTH OF HEAVEN, two undisputed thrash classics released in the Year of our Riff Lord, 1988. Discover why the only thing more “off-putting, irresponsible, and exhausting” than hearing your friend say: “your mom was hot” is hearing them say: “I wear a speedo and I eat mayonnaise”. Always remember that “you know it’s funny when you get tickled before you can even get it out” and find out how to look 15 years younger even if some people find it “terrifying”. Learn how gauges can add a whole new dimension to your OnlyFans “career” and why “size” does not necessarily equal “potency” when you JOIN US for the first half of this heavyweight, 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH, featuring METALLICA’s …And Justice For All and SLAYER’s South of Heaven. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SLAYER on the InterWebs: https://www.slayer.net/ METALLICA on the InterWebs: https://www.metallica.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #bigfourthrash #classicthrash / “I thought it would be like Trump’s tits…”/ “I don’t recognize that bottle…”/ #MrBlack #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #coffeeliqueur / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “I Loaded my face…”/ #cleanshaven #angrybuddhababy (“You look 15 years younger…”) / “Dude, that’s terrifying…you look so innocent.”/ “You’re too hard on yourself…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #RebelHardCoffee #TwelveFive #fivepercentABV / #MandelaEffect / “This tastes like…”/ “That should be the regimen from now on…”/ “You know who posts the best memes?” / “That’s where it comes from, right from the nipples…”/ “You know it’s funny when you get tickled before you can even get it out…”/ #weirddream (“You should stay the course and do what you’re gifted at…”) / “Dude you shouldn’t be selling shoes…”/ “What do y’all think of when you think of #foodblasphemy ?”/ “I wear a speedo and I eat mayonnaise…”/ #correspondence ***Check us out on the social media at #metalnerderypodcast or email us at [email protected] or SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpost #ObscureMetal (“Favorite obscure metal?”) / #TheAccused #RigorMortis #WrathchildAmerica #Handsome #Nailbomb / “Goblin Cock?”/ “If we had internet back then…”/ “When I think of obscure now, I think about high school…”/ “Super uh-scure…”/ “I like the fact that Mojo got some love…”/ “We’re already number 2…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #TheRisingTide #deathcore #NewZealand THE HOPE WE DIE FOR / #ultraballs (“It’s like #Meshuggah with a huge boner…”) / “It makes them more down under than Down Under…”/ “Think of what that could do for your porn career…”/ “Bigger than China…”/ “That’d be a great name for a Cure tribute band…”/ “I literally look like a dick with glasses…”/ “Can we look that up real quick, Jamie?”/ #minions (26:38): #TheDocket #1988 METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH: SLAYER’S SOUTH OF HEAVEN VS METALLICA’S …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL / #HeadToHeadDeathmatch #Slayer #Metallica #SouthOfHeaven vs #AndJusticeForAll / “You gotta remember what we’re following up after…”/ “They’re the heavyweights…”/ “Even minus the bass…”/ “Those two albums define high school and summer…”/ “I think we’ve done an ’88…” / #1988Metal / “Starcourt, I had to look that up…”/ #shopliftingwithmoney / “Don’t we have 9 songs and 9 songs?” (31:51): “Take a damn step back…look at that album cover…”/ #iwilltellyou / “Anything Slayer does is more eviler…”/ “You always looked like a big dude to me…”/ “He basically maximized the brand that was the band…”/ “Jason Newsted was the Steve Harris of #FlotsamAndJetsam …”/ Release dates: which one came out first? July vs August / Reflecting on when #WREKage first played South of Heaven / “Actually…”/ “Georgia doesn’t have 2 things…”/ #summertimevibes / “I kept waiting for the bass…”/ “We played his parents pool party…the parents were hammered…” / #yourmomwashot (39:39): “You’ve gotta go chronologically…” / ***Go check out our album dives for South of Heaven & …And Justice For All*** / SOUTH OF HEAVEN (“
Ep 232#232 STUCK MOJO Inside The Metal
EBack in the early 90’s (along with hometown thrash titans Ghost Story, Akathesia, and Nihilist) one of the most unique bands to have dominated the local metal scene and trailblazed the path for rap metal before it was even a genre was Atlanta cross-over, groove metal pioneers, STUCK MOJO. Armed with the aural onslaught of Rich Ward’s behemoth guitar sound and the “no bones about it” ferocity of Bonz’s rhymes, STUCK MOJO were definitely THE band to experience live, with one of their most memorable shows transpiring when “The Duke of Metal” and company performed inside a record store at Gwinnett Place Mall during peak business hours, resulting in a joyful noise for the fans who gathered and a case of “instant regret” for mall management who didn’t realize what they’d committed to until it was too late (“Stranger Things” indeed…). Get ready to comprehend why hyperinflation and over-monetization have transformed “toothless & stinkless” into premium upgrade options, always be accommodating enough to say “They” if you’re unsure of how to address someone and don’t know if “They” are actually “a dude or a chick…or a group of people”. Find out why some of us are “almost too overqualified to be a bass player”, always remember that “waterboarding takes a lot out of you”, prepare a plate of “guitar pasta”, enjoy our “diet tribes”, and JOIN US (until the very end for “a taste of Doomsicle”) as we go INSIDE THE METAL, Atlanta style, with the unparalleled STUCK MOJO. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Support Metal Nerdery - https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Stuck Mojo on the InterWebs https://www.facebook.com/StuckMojo/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Now it’s official…” / #extendedplay vs #longplay (How is that shorter?) / #tunacan vs #oilcan / “I think we were really nice to Bill today…” / “Grandma and baseball…”/ #Doomsicle / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN BUNKERPOON STUDIOS INTERNATIONAL!!!*** / “And the fella who’s NOT here…”/ #thebassplayerofdrummers / ***if you wanna go straight to the meat of the episode, check the #shownotes for #thedocket ***/ “I wanna fuck with a metronome…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “This is completely unrelated…you know how EVERYTHING is #monetized now?” / #hookerupcharges / “That’s an extra $400…”/ #noteeth (“She wasn’t 90, don’t worry about it…”) / “And you put your dick in there?”/ #uhhhkay / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Am I doing it?” / #AlcaChino #thirteenpointfivepercentABV (“That’s cocoa, not cocaine…”) / #HowiesSpiked / “I feel weird doing your thing…”/ #cuckholdASMR / “Get some more of these for the next session…”/ “That’s a great name…”/ #DoomsicleDebut / “Give everybody a foreplay boner…”/ #onetakewondersessions / “You’re a pretty damn good guitar player…”/ “And the #waterboarding …”/ “It’s like a reverse baked potato…”/ “I think that might have been from the #LiveEvil episode…”/ #Patreon (“As in a patron…”) / “Do we have correspondence?” / #stickitin / “Oh it’s jackin up, bro…”/ #FacebookMalfunction #uhhhkay (“WTF, man?”) / “NOW it’s there…”/ “I’m gonna say ‘they’…”/ #BlastFemur WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “He or they or she or it…”/ GUESS I’LL JUST DIE (“I like this…”) #oldschoolstyle / “I gotta go to that place…I feel like it’s a dildo wholesale warehouse…”/ “If it makes the labes wet, good for them…”/ ***You can hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast or email us at [email protected] OR YOU CAN LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #TripSix #ILoveGoblinCock #diettribes (“To hastily…greedily scarf down penis?”) / “For the record…”/ #GoblinCock FLUMED (“It’s like Quicksand meets Tool…”) / STUMPED (“We’ve gotta do a Goblin Cock episode…”) / “That’s gotta be a button…”/ #onemorevoicemail #KenFromConnecticut and #ArmoredSaint #PunchingTheSky / “Donald Trump speaks from the tits…” / #DonaldTrumpChinaSupermix / “It’s #bigleague and NOT #bigly …”/ #billionsandbillions / “This is gonna be the episode of nothing but correspondence…” / ***Would #Pantera have gotten back together if Dimebag were still alive?*** / “The older you get, the ego goes away…”/ “Y’all saw that they’re playing #MadisonSquareGarden in February, right?” #222 / “He’s gonna need crackers…” / #fingerease #guitarlube / “New bass strings never seem to go out of tune, new guitar strings…all the time.”/ “That seems like the weirdest pasta ever…” / #guitarpasta (31:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESEN
Ep 231#231 BACK IN BLACK Album Dive
EEleven years before Metallica released “The Black Album”, AC/DC released “The FIRST Black Album”, BACK IN BLACK, their seventh studio album overall and their first album featuring new vocalist Brian Johnson following the tragic and untimely passing of former frontman Bon Scott. While AC/DC always had an aggressively intense, hard rock sound throughout the 70’s on their rise to glory during the Bon era, BACK IN BLACK is arguably the first “official” heavy metal album that AC/DC ever released, a perfectly produced classic from front to back and arguably one of the few albums in heavy metal history that flows just as seamlessly from Side 2 to Side 1. Go ahead and crack open some “wine coolers” and prepare to get primed before we “unleash the bear”. Keep an eye out for the “Metal Nerdery Mankini” at our merch store, remember that “red velvet cake” is “not the same as dipping your wick in the blood bank” and JOIN US in the Bunkerpoon as we dive into “The Black Album before The Black Album ever Black Albumed” and fully embrace one of the biggest albums in music history with AC/DC’s legendary tour de force of heavy metal perfection, BACK IN BLACK. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast AC/DC on the InterWebs: https://www.acdc.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Ever step into period panties?” / “I’m just asking if it ever happened to you…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “I need to buy a bottle of that…and just makes that breakfast…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO #THEMEATOFTHEEPISODE JUST JUMP AHEAD TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #IronMonger (“Lots of 6’s on the back…”) / #MurphDogIrishRed #IrishRedAle / “You can almost taste the iron in there…”/ “In case somebody missed the last episode…”/ #onmicburp / #RussellsReflectionsBreweryEdition #liftitup / “Which is exactly what you want when people are drinking booze…”/ “That’s gonna leave a mark…”/ “That’s all it was…it was fat.”/ #ribeye / “I cannot eat it that way any longer…”/ “If I’m gonna do that…”/ #steaketiquette / “That’s where the juicy and the flavor comes from…”/ #uhhhkay / ***If you wanna correspond with us on #socialmedia look for us at #metalnerderypodcast or email us at [email protected] or YOU CAN LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #TheVoiceMailSegment #TripSix #BunkerpoonArchives and #HumorMetal / #WineCoolersRule / #BatMetal / “You do it now for the same reasons…”/ #homemademoonshine #drunktubing (14:18): “Tell everyone you know about #themerch …”/ #metalnerderymankini / “I think they’d rather see the bear…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #ChemicalValleyMutants #PortHuronMI #hardcorepunk #crossover / #Yes #No CHARLES BRONSON & PORT HURON WHORE (“That’s way old school…”) / “I’m gonna go with he’s probably a sir…”/ #wrongbutton / #uhhhkay #woetoyou / “It’s just not a show unless that comes out…”/ #ClotsInTheVelvetRoom / #StandupComedyASMR / “It’s shit…”/ #tobefair / “Well he’s Spanish dude…”/ “One of the first Spanish words I learned…”/ “I don’t speak Mexican, dude…”/ “We’re poor planners…”/ #procrastinationnation / ***Did anyone catch #Tool when they came to Atlanta?*** / “Hard to believe #Pantera was 4 months ago…”/ #microdose / “We’ve got to do another #Chronicles soon…”/ “There’s an art behind that kind of humor…”/ “They were on #AmericasGotTalent #AGT / #SteelPanther BUKKAKE TEARS / #MetalShop #MetalSkool / “I don’t care if she’s a little thick in the britches…”/ “Sexy and beautiful are two mutually exclusive things…”/ “My voice is beautiful but yours is sexy…”/ #gearporn / “You should make it happen…” (37:49): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: AC/DC – BACK IN BLACK / “I think I heard this first and went backwards…”/ ***What’s YOUR earliest memory of #BackInBlack *** / Released July 25, 1980 / “To me this sounds like Christmas…”/ “Polished…and then turd.”/ “Maybe that’s the magic…dude, we should do an episode from the Bahamas…”/ “To me that’s the first official #BlackAlbum …”/ “Aww dude, that was by accident!”/ “It’s Enter Sandman…”/ HELLS BELLS (“It sounds so creepy and evil…”) / “Is this the evilest song by AC/DC?”/ The difference between the #BonScottEra and the #BrianJohnsonEra of #ACDC / SHOOT TO THRILL (“It is kinda like Fly On The Wall…it’s the same riff.”) / “Women and pills…hell yeah!”/ “I always thought this was a completely different song…”/ “In the bottom?” (51:44): “What was the first AC/DC hit song?” / #onmicburpASMR / “As a
Ep 230#230 - THRASH FAMILY TREE
EWhen addressing the concept of the THRASH FAMILY TREE, there should be a handful of bands and musicians which immediately come to mind. This week’s docket is a reflection on the vast interconnectedness of the THRASH FAMILY TREE, consisting of The Big Five of Thrash and beyond. Whether we’re talking about musicians snatched up by other bands, replacements for original members, or “hired guns” with the chops, credentials, and expertise brought in to make a tour or an album a reality, the branches are always intertwining and interconnecting, often with spectacular results and to the great delight of dedicated thrash fans everywhere. If you’ve ever played a “Lee Guitar” (or even know what that is) we’d love to hear from you, because it’s time to “leave The Four Horseman behind” and prepare to weather the “Clots in the Velvet Room” with the knowledge that “if it’s good enough for Dracula it’s good enough for you (unless it’s clumpy)”. Get ready to embrace the sonic majesty of “The Burp Chronicles” and JOIN US as we begin to trace the ever growing and ever blossoming branches on the trunk of the THRASH FAMILY TREE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Check out Embering Effigy - local ATL Thrash on Spotify Show Notes: (00:01): #prelude / “Oh fuckin’ A…damn!” / “If you think about it…”/ #tobeornottobe / “A perfect pour…”/ “I clamped down on that thing when I grabbed it…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO #STRAIGHTTOTHEMEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #AkademiaBrewing #Skal #SkullGoblet (“Brewering…”) #goblingoblet / “Okay, I have a question…”/ ***Check us out on the #socialmedia at #instavoobs #instavag #instatits #facefuck #youboobs @metalnerderypodcast *** / You can email us at [email protected] OR LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #VoicemailSegment #JohnnyO (“Now that he’s a bass player…”) / “Built-in #autovag …”/ #uhhkay / #easilyentertained / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #EmberingEffigy #ConyersMetal (“Is it a dildo dealership?”) / “Aunt Flo’s in town…” / #plateletinfusedlube / “He’d have to turn into a bat…”/ #upcomingshows for #EmberingEffigy EMPTY PROMISES (***You can check them out on #Spotify …***) VORTEX / #staybrutal / #onemorevoicemail from #thepost “Do you think Cliff Burton…he was the best bass player, right?” / “Bargaining on your bed?” / “One of his last interviews…they asked him what he saw in Metallica’s future…”/ “Maybe SHE was a #LoadLover …” / #squirting (“Is it piss?”) / “You don’t need a sledgehammer to drive roofing nails…” / #RussellsReflectionsNYEEdition / “Dale or Dell?” / “It sounds like a combat zone on New Years…”/ Go check out the #MatthewPerryMemoir / #GameOfThrones vs #HungerGames / “Most movies were books at one point…”/ “You could…I don’t know why you don’t…” / #voiceactingASMR #audiobookASMR (“Was he a chemist or an alchemist?”) / “Lots of boobs…and #flaccidpenises “/ #Cred #SouthParkASMR #EricCartmanASMR (“He’s got a little dinky…”) (27:56): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THRASH FAMILY TREE / “We need a visual…”/ #TheBigFive / #genres vs #members / “I think you start with #Metallica…” / #classiclineup / #CliffEmAll / “Hired gun types…”/ #interviewASMR #LeeGuitar (“What’s a Lee guitar?”) #thefirstmetallica / #Megadeth MECHANIX (“I’ve never understood the lyrics…”) / #superburp / NOTE: There was no Bonded by Blood version of Impaler / “Were it me…I would not do it.” / #Metallica TRAPPED UNDER ICE (“I was totally wrong…”) (41:07): “How about a little bit of the old Duke’s Era Exodus?” / #Exodus RAZE / “This is gonna be the #BurpChronicles …”/ #deathmetalburpalbum / “We’ll save that…”/ ***A heavy rock-metal two-fer…*** / #Slayer PRIDE IN PREJUDICE (***Go check out the video…***) / “Even if he only had one ball…” / #oneballball and/or #oneeyeball / #IMDB / “Sounds like a porn name to me…”/ “THAT sounds like a porn name…” / #JackReacher / “He’s NOT those things…”/ “What’s X?” / #ten / #FastTwitter / “Put a drive thru at a drive-in…” / #spoiler / “There’s a movie for everybody…”/ #TED #RussellsReflectionsTVEdition (Ted the Teddy Bear, NOT the Talk) (57:06): #SuicidalTendencies YOU CAN’T BRING ME DOWN / “I’d make mayonnaise against the law before I’d make THAT against the law…” / “Unless its clumpy…”/ “You’ve gotta play Forbidden…” / #Forbidden CHALICE OF BLOOD / #Testament THE FORMATION OF DAMNATION (Has T
Ep 229#229 EXODUS STEVE “ZETRO” SOUZA ERA
EAs of this episode, we will have covered each and every era of every EXODUS vocalist, from Paul Baloff to STEVE “ZETRO” SOUZA to Rob Dukes (and back again) to ZETRO. As the 2nd vocalist for EXODUS, STEVE SOUZA’s voice gave the band a distinct sonic ferocity which set them apart from their “Big Five” counterparts, spewing forth some of the most brutally savage lyrical imagery in all of thrash. While we’ve already touched on a couple of ZETRO era albums in earlier episodes (which you can locate in the “sizably girthy” Metal Nerdery Archives), we thought a brief refresher might be in order before proceeding onward through the remainder of the catalog. It’s time to find out what the best “new R.E.M. Podcast” has in store before we flip “the whole script” and get “waterboarded” after unveiling which Pink Floyd tune had the biggest influence on Jonathan Davis’s singing style. Prepare to reckon with “The TMZ of Metal”, learn which day is “the taint of the week”, discover exactly how Kirk Hammett and Metallica factor into Exodus lore, and be ready to take it “right in the face, tits, and balls, all at the same time” when you JOIN US for a look back on the STEVE “ZETRO” SOUZA ERA of EXODUS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Exodus on the Interwebs https://exodusattack.com/site/ Show Notes: (00:01): “That popped right in there…”/ #RussellsReflectionsShitfacedEdition / “You could be a sponsor…”/ #cigaretterehab / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #RussellsReflectionsCocktailRecipeASMR / #saltednutroll / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO #THEMEATOFTHEEPISODE GO TO #THEDOCKET*** / #collegedropout #fivepointthreeABV / #hookersandblow / “I’m gonna five it…”/ #123123 #onetwothreeonetwothree / “That would be hell…”/ “Didn’t that dude sing for Megadeth, man?”/ “There’s not even one you like?” / #NO / “We’re changing formats, bro…”/ ***If you wanna send us your shit-tah to be played on a future episode, please email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast ***/ “The worst song Slayer ever did…?” (“Aren’t they the TMZ of metal?”) / #notourpresidentASMR / “I guess I’m an old person…” / #doesthatcount / #waterboarded / #metoo / #Slayer FINAL SIX / “It’s the whole choking on my spit thing, man…” / “Check it out, we have at least ONE female listener…” / #Sheila / ***GO CHECK OUT SOME OF OUR EPISODES ON THE #YOUTUBE ***/ ***Please go check out the BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE at metalnerdery.com/mech *** (16:42): “I could do the joke if you wanna hear it…” / #alphabetcommunity (To #peenthepoon or to #poonthepeen ) / #BruceCaitlyn (“It’s all about the touch…”) / “I don’t know how you can do it on yours…” / #RussellsReflectionsLSDEdition #Opal #claymation / #PinkFloyd SEVERAL SPECIES OF SMALL FURY ANIMALS GATHERED TOGETHER IN A CAVE AND GROOVING WITH A PICT #psychedelicsoundtrackASMR #usethoseheadphones / “This came out of somebody’s mind…” / #quickinsert / “If you wanna make Black Sabbath more eviler…so it sounds like SLAYER” / “He drowns girls when he comes…” / #Nein / “I’m gonna be there…just for that.” / #erectionyear / “Let’s just start paying #Congress $2.13 an hour and let them figure it all out on less than minimum wage…” / “That’s what I call it when I…” / #fairuse / #teaser regarding #DoomSickle / “My right arm is my dominant arm…” / #boobs (“It’s not the same…”) (29:52): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: EXODUS – THE SOUZA ERA / ***Go check out our prior #Exodus episodes !!!*** / #coitalsweating / “Wait…what are we doing?” / “We don’t get to eat or drink anything that makes us happy to be alive?” / “I wanna be able to go down an escalator without breaking a sweat…”/ #TheSouzaPackage / CHEMI-KILL (from Pleasures of the Flesh – 1987) / “It’s got a sidewinder feel to it…” / DERANGED (“Would you hand me that ashtray?”) / “It never gets old…” / “Is she single?” / #thegreatesthits #thedeepcuts (“I’m trying to get some new material…”) / THE LAST ACT OF DEFIANCE (from Fabulous Disaster – 1989) / “Am I my brother’s keeper?” / #alltheballs / “Right in the face, tits, and balls, all at the same time…” / #BruceCaitlyn (“Is that its name?”) / “Every opening song is always killer.” (42:17): IMPACT IS IMMINENT (from Impact Is Imminent – 1990) / “Right in her cervix…” / LUNATIC PARADE (“That’s fuckin’ S.O.D. all day!”) / “It’s like S.O.D. meets Slayer…” / THRASH UNDER PRESSURE (“Get some of T
Ep 228#228 CLASSIC METAL
EIf you thought this episode was going to be all about early Metallica, early Anthrax, or early Slayer, SURPRISE, it’s not! While the above bands do in fact belong under the same umbrella, CLASSIC METAL (relative to today’s heavy metal landscape) falls right in that sweet spot from the late 70’s through the 80’s, when hard rock began its transformation into something darker, heavier, and more aggressive than anything before it. Prepare to brush up on your “ball caller” skills because it’s time to “call the balls” for our virtual CLASSIC METAL bingo, where we will address a variety of provocative topics such as “one hit wonders” (both inside and outside of metal), the ongoing debate as to whether or not the Black Cadillac was in fact “slick” or just “big”, as well as “the most popular classic metal song” which still holds up and is just as relevant today as in the CLASSIC METAL days of yore. Discover which band was formed on Christmas Day 48 years ago, grab some more “boner gum” and bust out your “laser phasers” when you “clear the room” after sharing the details of your “Trans-Siberian” date night experience. Find out what “getting feelings” (down there) from out of nowhere actually means, embrace your middle school metal memories, fire up the “scary devil synthesizer” and JOIN US as we plunge deep into a wellspring of CLASSIC METAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #ballcaller and/or #ballcollar (“Apparently with #bingo you have to #calltheballs …”) #bingoballcallerASMR / “Just the fact that there’s balls involved in bingo…”/ #benign / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #NYE / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ALL THE BALLS!!!*** / #metalnerderypodcast / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO #THEMEATOFTHEEPISODE JUST GO TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #BlueBandito #StillFireBrewing #daydrinking #fivepointthreeABV #theverdict / “That’s a simple…even keeled…nice beer.”/ “This is the post #Christmas episode…”/ #christmaswrapup / “You cooked your mom and one of your wife’s friends?” / #wrappedinbacon / “It makes me look smarter and I need all the help I can get…”/ “Why are there #onehitwonders …?” / “He looks like #Lemmy …”/ “Eileen must be crispy…”/ “How many one hit wonders are there in the world of metal?” / “Big Black…?” (10:00): Check us out on the #socialmedia or email us at [email protected] or LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #thevoicemailsegment #TheDarius #favoritepodcast (“I want 2 episodes a week…you need a sponsor…”) / #bonergum / “I think it’s kinda like #FruitStripe …”/ Some comments from our #YouTube channel / “Wow, dude!” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “I think 2024 is gonna be the #fitnessyear …” / #carnivore #markthetime / “Did you do any #standup …did you clear the room?” / #buttclenchingcomedy and Matt’s style of comedy / “If you really believe that…they’d still be cleaning…with a toothbrush…” / #braindetail / “This one slides…”/ “That’s like 5 handfuls of lube…”/ #theburpchronicles (16:16): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CLASSIC METAL!!! / What’s considered “classic”? / The 70’s and 80’s…/ The difference between oldies and classic / #thenewclassic / The definition of #classicmetal (“It’s more metal than rock…”) / Some various examples of classic metal / “#IronMaiden formed on #ChristmasDay in 1975…”/ “What’s the most popular classic metal song?”/ “Which one?” #thatdumbsongbyKISS / “I lost my credit…”/ Ways to tell if someone is thinking about you…sexually… / #highlightreel / #BlackSabbath TRASHED (“Production wise, it’s very strange…”) / #QuietRiot METAL HEALTH (BANG YOUR HEAD) / “It aged well…”/ SLICK BLACK CADILLAC (“Slick Black, NOT Big Black…”) / #stereoboner #cantbeloudenough (28:38): “What do you think about #DefLeppard (up to #Pyromania)?”/ ROCK OF AGES (“Listen to how thick that is…” / “It is a #drummachine …”/ Early cassette purchases / “You’ve gotta fuck…” / #futureepisodeidea / “I’m gonna add that to the list…”/ #Dokken BREAKING THE CHAINS / “It’s the beginning of #Poison …”/ #MetalChurch METAL CHURCH (#ExciterMoment and/or #BlackSabbathMoment) / “That album…it’s solid.” / #urinelove / #Ratt BACK FOR MORE (“This is #middleschool for me…”) / Recent RATT album news / #MotleyCrue LIVE WIRE (NOTE: we never did this one, but you can check out our #ShoutAtTheDevil Dive) / #alwaysremember (40:47): “Which one’s the classic?” / #JudasPriest BLOODSTONE #deepcut (“Frickin
Ep 227#227 OZZY BARK AT THE MOON - Album Dive
ENovember 18, 1983 Put your ’83 hat on and travel back to the days of yore when OZZY OSBOURNE was still a relatively new solo artist struggling to bounce back after enduring the tragic and untimely demise of guitarist Randy Rhoads following The Ozzman’s first 2 legendary albums, Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman. Enter Jake E. Lee, Rhoads’ successor, and the debut of his shred skills on Ozzy’s 3rd studio release, BARK AT THE MOON. While perhaps a departure from those first 2 records with Rhoads, BARK AT THE MOON has a more keyboard centric, pop-oriented sound that left some fans confused, yet it was just another example of OZZY rising from the ashes like a phoenix and reinventing himself once again. Always remember to never write a song in the “afterglow” that you’ll ultimately grow “So Tired” of. “Slow Down” before being aurally assaulted by some overly emphatic keyboards because it’s time to get “laminated” and take “One Up The B-Side” after you “wash the evil off”. Find out what happens when you get “plastic surgery to look older”, embrace your “Olde Faece”, summon up your playlist of farts, and brace for the onslaught of our upcoming OnlyFans cooking page when you JOIN US as we dive into the “Centre of Eternity” that is BARK AT THE MOON. OZZY on the InterWebs: https://www.ozzy.com/ Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #orgasmnoise (“One out of a thousand? #thepowerofvag “) / #uncorking / #playtheodds #theruleofodds #deduction / Pick up lines for the 21st century: Flying planes into buildings, hope you don’t make it home tonight. The power of vag. The rule of odds. “She’s teenager, dude…’there’s nothing okay about that.’” / “that’s pretty dark…”/ #bornnaked / #clinky ***THIS IS METAL NERDERY!!!” *** #warning: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #markthetime “You cannot do that when I’m taking a shot.” / #salsaspaghetti #RussellsRecipeASMR (“Fix it in post, it’s fine.”) / #TennesseeHoney (and #DynastyHoney) / “It’s nothing but sugar so far…”/ #WilfordBrimley (“You put that much sugar in it, it’s gonna be good…”)/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST EVERYONE!!!*** / #postchristmasedition #prenewyearsedition / “Hey!” / #postscrotalwrapup #SantasSack / “I’m still weird about the fact that they’ve got a hair pill…” / ***TO SKIP THE FOREPLAY NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET OR SKIP AHEAD ABOUT 20 MINUTES! BUT YOU’LL BE MISSING ALL THE FUN, SO DON’T BE A STEAK-UMM…STICK AROUND…” / #justleaveitindude / “You will not regret it…”/ “At least do yourself the favor of…#testdriving one of those…/ #unplugged #OlanMillsASMR (“It’s got a good #buttonrub too…”) / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #wedidthewelcome (06:22): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SoProBrewing #Mississippi (“It’s a weird name…”) / #CrowdControl #fighterpilot #NeverSayDie #BlackSabbath #HimilayanHiker #foundationbeer (“The good news…”) / #theverdict (“It’s an IPA for sure…”) / #carpetvibe (“that last one tasted like #bourbon…”) / “I keep looking for these #ACDCBeers …”/ “One thing I hate about getting older…” / #christmascake #healthinformation #waferthin (“You’re thinking about my cake…”) / “Don’t they have a ½ cake you can order?” / #alottacake / #blessingsofbakers / #lemonpoundcake (“I’m tryin’…”) / #fivepounds (“Can you imagine…?”) / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #floaters #intheeye (“Like three inches or something…”) / #kaleidoscope / “It was the weirdest fucking thing…”/ #nevergoogle / #OR / “Could be a #flashback…”/ NOTE: That’s exactly what dudes do. / “They got snubbed…”/ “I feel like #CharlieBrown right now…”/ Excited for #michiganmetal / #shitstirrerASMR / “So #Georgia is only a 2 time…back-to-back #sportsdogchampionwords / #footballASMR / (Wait, football or #boatrace? Not smart enough to understand #RussellsSportsWrapUp ) / “It’s not LONG in the paint…” (15:10): ***CHECK US OUT ON THE #SOCIALMEDIA AND EMAIL US AT [email protected] AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 !!!*** / #voicemailsegment #mauiwowie (“We can tell…”) / #ILY / #AustrianDeathMachine (NOTE: It is MOST excellent!!! #gettothechopper ) / #thankyouforthat / ***Check out our #humormetalepisode …sorry…”/ #buttaids / “Nothing but farts…” #playlist / #onlyfanspage #onlyfanscookingpage #marinated #roastbeef #itsnotjustbuttholes / “I’m even more shocked that we came up in the search…” / #twelfth / #firstpageresults / “We’re not all the way there but we’re close…” / ***Check out the #VanHalenEpisode *** / 2023 in review…/ #healthier / #zero
Ep 226#226 VAN HALEN I Album Dive
ENot only were VAN HALEN effectively “the Black Sabbath of shred” but they ultimately paved the way for the L.A. hair metal shred scene that exploded during the 80’s. Not only is this episode an ALBUM DIVE into the first VAN HALEN album (by none other than the mighty VAN HALEN), but If you’re into “reading books with your ears” then check out the audiobook “Van Halen Rising” as it provides some interesting insights into the origin story of the legendary band, including their rise to power, their earliest musical influences, and how Edward Van Halen’s signature brand of two-handed tapping virtuosity forever revolutionized guitar playing in the late 70’s and beyond. Remember, it’s never too early for ice cream, even if it’s “warm” and comes out of a “one eyed banana”. Go ahead and trim up that “Greek mythology bush”, get ready for the “super mix” and discover the sound of magic that was a game changer in the world of heavy metal when you JOIN US as we dive into the self-titled, debut album from the best backyard party band to come out of Pasadena: VAN HALEN. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast VAN HALEN on the InterWebs: http://van-halen.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “I hate it when people don’t get obvious analogies…” / #arbysdoublestuff vs #hamsandwich #downthere / #superarbys / “You know what I’m talking about?” / “I’m trying to make this show interesting…” / “Don’t worry about it…”/ #strangerinthetub / #chainofcustody / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #NOLA #coffeeliquer / “That might be #Christmas for me…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “It’s mighty but powerful…but miniature…”/ ***If you wanna skip the nonsense and go #straighttothemeat just go to #TheDocket or fast forward about 20 minutes…***/ #OlanMillsASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #PipeWorksBrewing #RudolphVsUnicorn #TheVerdict / “That’s gonna get you drunk…”/ “It came in a 2 pack…”/ You can find us on the #socialmedia at #instatits and #instavag and #facefuck and #youboobs at #metalnerderypodcast OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #thevoicemailsegment #tripsix and #thesourceoftheyeah #DaleCarnegieASMR #KISSAvatars (“Tennessee? Or Dynasty?”) / #notjustbuttholes #onlyfans (“Metal Nerdery came up 12th…”) / #voicetotext / “I think that’s the proper way to say Dynasty…” / #KISSbootleg / “In this case, #KISS could go back to 1977…”/ “Watch this fucking thing…”/ “The entertainment industry is jumping the shark…” / “Why not? / “That’s some preparation for a phone call…” / You can email us at [email protected] / #endlessyeahs / #alltheyeahs / “apparently, the darkest #MetallicaAlbum with #zeroyeahs is…”/ #yeahless / NOTE: Umm, that was on Kill ‘em All, bro… / #machomanrandysavageASMR (14:00): “Did you guys like #theoutro of the last one?” / #ummmkay / “That was all you, brother…”/ #positiveenergy / “I gotta tell y’all a weird, supernatural, dreamish kinda thing…” / #pissingpostASMR / #Sleigher / #RussellsTShirtReflections / #dreamscapeASMR / “Were you jerkin’ off?”/ #notinpublic / “Like a cross between Tarantino and the kid who played John Connor in T2…”/ #insanelydescriptive #imsweatin / “I guess because I live the dream every day…” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “I’ve been watching gladiator films…”/ “A whole lotta gay…and lots of bush…”/ #markthetime / “Like in the arenas and coliseums?”/ #noteven / “If you like watching shirtless men kill each other…”/ “I kinda miss bush…it adds some mystery…”/ #greekmythologybush / “You were right the first time…” / #leavetheworldbehind / #easyfella / “Do you think it’s diet and consumption or good genes?”/ An email from #darrylswhammybar regarding #Exodus and #AnotherLessonInViolence / #dayjobhair / “What that dude said…” / Take a #getreadypill for #metalnerderypodcast in 2024 (24:58): #TheDocket / “It’s like a #christmaspresent to me…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: VAN HALEN I / #tracklisting / The difference between the actual album tracking and what’s on the back of the album / #VanHalenConspiracyASMR / “Once you see that, you can’t unsee it…”/ “Oh I’ll put it in…” / #albumcondom / #debutalbum / “The #BlackSabbath of #shred …”/ #VanHalenRising #audiobookASMR / The downward trend in popularity of rock bands in the late 70’s / “In this book that I’m listening to…”/ The dawn of #disco and #newwave / Notable albums from 1978 / “Reggae is the exact opposite of thrash…”/ #upstrokes vs #downstrokes / “What’s that?”/ #multi
Ep 225#225 ANTHRAX: PERSISTENCE OF TIME Album Dive
E8/21/1990 Relative to earlier ANTHRAX albums, PERSISTENCE OF TIME has a more aggro sound than any album before it. The darker mix and overall vibe represent a departure from their previous albums, with an infusion of S.O.D. along with more progressive sounding elements. Perhaps the most memorable things that stand out about this album in the persistence of ANTHRAX’s history are their appearance on “Married…With Children” and Christopher Walken’s keen production advice resulting in a generous helping of “more cowbell”. We usually advise our listeners to jump ahead about 20 minutes or so to get to “the meat of the episode” but for this one you’re gonna wanna double that number, as this episode was longer (and perhaps even girthier) than usual. Prepare to learn “the difference between pink & purple” and find out “the new name for Valentine’s Day” (because ”the goat wasn’t enough”). “Keep a 12 of High Life on board”, discover the name of “the next Pantera album dedicated to algebra”, get ready to hear some “super slap bass” done with “steak-umm labes” and JOIN US as we time travel 33 years into the past to arrive at the dawn of the 90’s with ANTHRAX and PERSISTENCE OF TIME. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast ANTHRAX on the InterWebs: https://www.anthrax.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #lungbutter / “You know what’s gross…is it just me?” / “We were just talking about buttholes and #OnlyFans a little while ago…”/ #worstwoodyallenimpression / “Metal makes everything better…”/ “This should go well with this as well…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “I think I’ve found my holiday drink…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #StGeorge #NOLA #CoffeeLiqueur / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“This is NOT #daydrinking …”) / ***To skip the nonsense and get #straighttothemeat of the episode, jump ahead about 40 minutes…***/ #DuClawBrewingCompany #SweetBabyJesus #ChocolatePeanutButterPorter (“This one’s gonna be thick…”) / “Hey man, you know what purple looks like?” / #RussellsReflectionsBeerEdition / “I kinda almost feel like that’s karma, dude…”/ “I don’t like that flavor unless it’s got #painkillers in it…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #downunder / “I didn’t realize that was about anal until much later…”/ PRIMUS – XANADU (as originally performed by #RUSH ) / “He’s not just a bass player!?” / “It’s Les but it’s not Les…It’s Les but with less Les…”/ #noteperfect / “I wanna hear him sing about honeydew…”/ #afarewelltokings (14:41): ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #superfist / #TheVoicemailSegment / #BobFromOhio #chocolatestarfish #ahorseseyewinking (“Bunkerpoon must be amazing…I get good vibes from it.”) / #legalizedrelaxers (“That’s like a midwestern butthole…”) / “It kinda does…”/ #WHOA / #sidetittat (“Like a #steakumm that wasn’t quite done…”) / #titvag #antibutthole / #pissingpostASMR / “Was it Christmas or Boxing Day?” / #ChristmasEve / “People used to live 900 years and had babies in their 90’s…”/ #paganrapeday (“There’s a chance…”) / #Lupercalia (“The goat wasn’t enough…”) / “Let’s just call #ValentinesDay #FuckDay …”/ #DariusASMR #CollegeFootballWager #keepitthrashy / #tangentional / “Gimme a high tentacle…”/ #honorablemention #MauiWowieASMR (“The smell of that room…”) / “What’s the difference between pink and purple?” / #onelinerASMR #nymphysema / #burntrubber / “Usually it breaks first…”/ “Isn’t it sad what age does?”/ “Is it for all dudes?” / “It’s for hims and theys…”/ “Hims is for Dudes…”/ #Keeps / #HatsOffToHims / “I feel like I scare girls when I come…”/ “We went Squatch hunting…”/ #hugepubes (“I squatched over the weekend…”) / “It’s not just for buttholes anymore…” / #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom / “Put us on their first…”/ “It gets more ludicrous as we go…”/ “I wanna see Russell as a TV preacher…”/ “It’s not usually a recommended part…of the diet.”/ The common denominator among #cultleaders / “You had me at the dressing and turkey…”/ “No it wasn’t a stinkbug…” / “It was when the smell hit me and suddenly I could taste it…”/ “You got any beer?” (36:30): A recommendation from Darius…/ #AchooASMR (“One more…they always come in threes…”) / #Chaunch / #WarCurse SHADOW GODS (“You wear panties dude?”) / “That’s a changeup…” / ASYLUM (feat. Glen Alvelais, formerly of #Forbidden ) / #dudeband / “Does that make her better?” / “If she could do slap bass with her…steak umms?” /
Ep 224#224 - SOURCE OF THE YEAH!!!
EWhether it’s the Kool-Aid man crashing through walls with refreshments, Macho Man Randy Savage snapping into Slim Jims, or James Hetfield just being the most affirmative frontman in all of metal, YEAH is the common denominator among these men of greatness. In our quest for the SOURCE OF THE YEAH, we felt obliged to produce our most positivity infused and affirmation laden episode yet, an endorsement with which we express absolute assurance, conviction, and certitude. Throughout the history of metal, YEAH has always been (and will forever be) an affirmation of positivity. There’s pre-metal YEAHS, backwards YEAHS, accidental & hidden YEAHS, the ever elusive “YEAH YEAH” (aka “The Double YEAH”), pre & post Black Album YEAHS, the supreme & preeminent Sabbath YEAH, a single worded song title with a single worded lyric which is called (wait for it…) “YEAH”, and believe it or not, there’s even a Slayer YEAH. And oh YEAH, it’s highly likely that our “painstaking research” brought us to the potentially “spellbinding” origin point which may truly be the source of ALL the YEAHS. Prepare to ponder the wisdom of “trading youth for wealth”, because “they’re releasing the dragons again” next year. Go ahead and call up your “transformer and shapeshifter” friends, don your gay apparel, and get caught up on all your “holiday shopping” after you contact “Screamin’ Jay Howlin’ Wolf III” to reclaim your “happiness”. Find out what Rainman sounds like “when he’s hammered” and don’t deny the “unredacted” power, endless versatility, & untapped functionality behind our latest tagline for “OnlyFans” when you JOIN US in our immersion into the affirmative on our quest for the SOURCE OF THE YEAH!!! Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I think it clipped…” / #NO / #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom / #TenaciousD and #RJD / “Did you guys have a good Turkel?” / #turkeytits / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #StGeorge #NOLA #CoffeeLiqueur / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***/ #metalnerderypodcast / “You mix that with 2 or 3 of these, you got yourself…a well-balanced diet.”/ #alltheveinsASMR / “It was May…” #thirdshowenergy #LiveUndeadEpisode / “It’s totally fine, it's totally huge…”/ ***TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO #STRAIGHTTOTHEMEAT OF THE EPISODE, CHECK THE SHOW NOTES OR FAST FORWARD ABOUT 20 MINUTES…***/ #sportsdogchampionshipwords #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortsBrewing #ClassicCity / “That’s a beach beer…”/ “You’ve gotta have a daytime soundtrack and a nighttime soundtrack for the beach…”/ #TheVoicemailSegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpostASMR #bonghitASMR #therelaxerepisode / “I’m so glad that #soberoctober is over…”/ #narcovember / “The more relaxed you guys are…”/ #psychicASMR / ***Check us out on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast at #instagram and #facebook and #youtube and #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom ***/#shadowban / “We got one more…”/ #BobFromOhio #TheRelaxerBill / “They could open for #Doomsickle on the #SoutheasternSnotTour …”/ #webslinging (“Reel it in…”) / “What’s grosser than gross?” / You can email us at [email protected] / “When did Matt join #Exhorder ?” (10:55): #RussellsReflectionsThanksgivingEdition (“Schnitzel capital…”) / #funnelcakes #goodbars #HelenGeorgia / “You needed people to fill up the space?”/ There are multiple kinds of #schnitzel / “It’s a thin slice of meat…” / #slimeschnitzel / “Whatever happened to Jennifer’s Love Hewitts?” / “It’s an erection year…”/ “They can’t hear this…they’re releasing the dragons again.”/ #roadtripreflections and #timetravel / “The Wednesday before Thanksgiving is the busiest travel day of the year…”/ “Isn’t it a blessin’ to get old?” / “You gimme your age, I’ll give you that money…”/ “He’ll put it in post…”/ “There’s a part of me…” / “Do you wanna do it?” (21:35): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE SOURCE OF THE YEAH!!! / The earliest #YEAH that was found… / “This whole episode will be about #affirmations …” / “What caused the affirmation in the middle of the song?” / #RebelHardCoffee #YooHooCoffee #miniclinky /#TheSourceOfTheYEAHS / 1967- PURPLE HAZE #TheJimiHendrixExperience #usethoseheadphones / “Oh my God, that was so worth the wait…”/ “Nothing but positive energy…”/ “Hey” played backwards… / SQUEALER – AC/DC / #yeh / “Don’t get so down on the YEAH…”/ #athousandmillion / “This is vo
Ep 223#223 SLAYER Live Undead Album Dive
EAfter 39 years, LIVE UNDEAD may still be one of the finest recorded moments in SLAYER’s budding thrash legacy, capturing a “kinda live” re-recording of the best parts of their hugely successful Metal Blade debut (SHOW NO MERCY) and their follow-up EP (HAUNTING THE CHAPEL) in a room full of rowdy, surly, and occasionally unruly, die-hard SLAYER fans with the objective of capturing the “live” performance & energy of a band forged & tempered by dates on the road with an improved sound and just the slightest tweak of production sorcery. It’s time to uncover “the biggest scam on earth” and gear up for some “hijinks and shenanigans” as we ponder the question “does the upstairs match the downstairs?” and prepare to embrace “all the veins” of our brand new, exclusive “social media platform”. Get ready to “weedly-woo” and discover greeting cards perfect for “wordingsmiths” struggling to write “the perfect note”, grab “the last splash”, try “not to be a Taintler” and JOIN US as we get “a little dark” and discuss the timeless sonic magic that mimics a concert held in a dungeon foyer graced with hellscape decor as we take on SLAYER: LIVE UNDEAD. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SLAYER on the Interwebs: https://www.slayer.net Show Notes: (00:01): “That’s fucking ridiculous…” / #thelastsplash #dangole #thirdshowenergy / “Time to get our tits hard and out there…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “A lot of fucks…”/ #hugewhiteclaw #monster #tentaclepower / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortBrewing #AthensGeorgia #Athena #daydrinkingbeer (“Gently tart…”) / #theverdict / “It’s more than slightly tart…”/ “He’s not getting the finger…”/ #insuranceASMR / “There’s a middle company…”/ #supershit #waterbutt / “That’s not for you guys…that’s for them.” / “I’m not gonna stain it, dude…”/ “I’ve never used a sock…”/ #crispysocks / “We can tie anything into metal…”/ “You can tie anything back to #ACDC …” (10:42): “Do they know you play bass now?” / “It’s a major demotion…”/ #beardeddude / #itsmarked / “All the veins…”/ #LMAO / “Just wait…you’re gonna like this…”/ #hijinks #shenanigans #antirelaxers / “This is gonna be a shawty…” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SLAYER – LIVE UNDEAD / “This is the #Slayer equivalent of #TypeONegative #OriginOfTheFeces …” / A re-recording of the best parts of Show No Mercy & Haunting The Chapel / ***Which did you hear first? This, or Show No Mercy? ***/ #kamalaASMR (“She allegedly still sucks…at wordsmithing.”) / #greetingcardsASMR / “That’s dark…it’s a little dark…”/ #exhausting #offputting #irresponsible (“We’re just saying…listen to #LiveUndead …”) / “Willard said it, dude…”/ “They don’t look like they sound…”/ #noncompeteclauseASMR / “You’re gonna pay me to do nothing?” (21:26): BLACK MAGIC (Listen to that audience…) / “I think it’s tuned down even lower…”/ “You’ve gotta get up to the scream…”/ #liveinthestudio #rowdy #unruly #surly / “I don’t know if I should tell you…”/ “All you fuckheads…” / DIE BY THE SWORD (“It could be buckets…”) / “They got the songs tighter…and they got rid of the 80’s echo…”/ “It still has that ultra creepy factor…” / “This is for all the little cunts that like to spread their legs in the night…” / #laygz CAPTOR OF SIN (29:24): “If that’s the case, the antichrist must be a fucking idiot…”/ THE ANTICHRIST / “A little faster…”/ “Evenly…like boobs…”/ “That’s not natural, man…”/ ***Does the downstairs match the upstairs? ***/ #featherduster / EVIL HAS NO BOUNDARIES (“it’s veggie…veggie good.”) / The guitar solos are even more aggressive…/ “What’s that?” / #widdlywoo (“It’s a technical guitar term…”) / “Not a lotta banter on this one…” / SHOW NO MERCY (“Slay-yer, Slay-yer, Slay-yer…”) #gangvocals / “Here comes my favorite…” / “This is for #OldBridge militia…” / “If you have to say ‘not to be a dick’ before you say something…” / AGGRESSIVE PERFECTOR (“That’s more like the #ReignInBlood version…”) (41:26): “Woe to you…”/ #bonustrack CHEMICAL WARFARE (from Haunting The Chapel) / “The vocals are clearer…” / “Y’all just wanna go through Reign In Blood again?” / #mentaldiarrhea vs #mentalconstipation (“Wait, taint knowledge?”) #retaint / “I just thought of a hateful joke…”/ #justkidding (“He said taint…I had to go there.”) / ***You can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] or HIT US UP ON #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK at #M
Ep 222#222 CORROSION OF CONFORMITY - BLIND Album Dive
EBefore CORROSION OF CONFORMITY gifted us with their signature “Southern Fried Sabbath” sound, the metal world was first introduced to BLIND, a unique blending of thrash, doom, and stoner metal tempered with heavy foundations built on straight-up Sabbath worship. Clearly a progression from the punk & hard-core centric sound of earlier COC and their maiden voyage into thrash metal territory, BLIND sounds as if Black Sabbath time traveled and came to power in the early 90’s as a modern-day thrash band complete with all the darker, doomier elements that were such an integral part of their signature sound back in the day. Surely, COC’s release of BLIND was pivotal in fostering the resurging popularity of Sabbath’s legendary, groundbreaking 70’s output. Prepare to receive some sage “exercise” advice and understand why glasses aren’t always suitable for certain situations. Remember to never “fake your fartgasms” and don’t be a “dry handy jacker” after learning what “U.F.C.” actually stands for. Discover the latest metal conspiracy theory regarding the “source of the YEAH”, go ahead and invite “Pee-Paw” and any “homies that are chicks” over to give thanks, and be sure to tell them to JOIN US after Thanksgiving dinner as we give thanks for CORROSION OF CONFORMITY’s 1991 groove doom thrash classic, BLIND. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast COC on the InterWebs: https://www.corrosionofconformity.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Let me see if I can get another one off the list…” / #censored #grandfatherjoke #metalnerderyjokehour / “It was at #Sweetwater in Duluth…”/ “I just wanna see if it’s as uncomfortable as I think it’s gonna be…” / The joke that broke the host… #childhoodchristmases / “That looks like #Trogdor on the can…”/ #internetmeme / “Trogdor the Burninator…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / “This is a safe one…”/ #milkbags / #TrogdorTheBurninator / #triptapes / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST #NOSOBERNOVEMBER EDITION!!!***/ #Rivulet (“That sounds Fraunch”) #artisan / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“The word is ‘tangentional’”) / “That’s where they sell dicks…”/ #AkademiaBrewing from #AthensGeorgia #nationalchampionshipsportsdogs / #TheBlackAlbum #albumcover / #fivepointfivepercentABV / #TheVerdict (“Not like downstairs…like the smell of #brandnewcarpet …”) / “Dude, you like #Winger ?”/ #laughtrack / #NapoleonASMR / #Grungeist #OvWolfAndGrungeist / “Pointing at YOU…” / ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP AHEAD AND MISS ALL THE PRE-FOREPLAY, JUST CHECK THE #SHOWNOTES AND GO RIGHT TO THE DOCKET…*** / “You’re a dry handy jacker?” / “I don’t dabble…”/ “A #wetdryjack …”/ “Spit on it, pee-paw…”/ #LMAO / #stickaround / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “Whatever you call your girlfriend’s butthole…”/ #sexwithglasses (“I sweat a lot…”) / “The only reasons I exercise anymore…” (15:36): ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL, YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #TheVoicemailSegment (Long time listener, first time caller…) #TheGreatSouthwest #wordsofencouragement #iconic #MauiWowieASMR #textcorrect #malwareboy (“A.I. is sentient…”) / #HailAndThankYou / “The ultimate fisting championship?” / #UFC / The rise of #OnlyFans / “We should save that one…” / #voicemailcompilation / #netherregions / #unfiltered and #unredacted / “That’s not the same dude…”/ #markthetime / “He’s raised the bar for enthusiasm…”/ #morningsickness / #RussellsReflectionsReprise #HailAndFarewell #RIP / #RussellsTVReflectionsASMR / #AussieSnakeWranglers #BrownSnake #SnakeDundee / “Are there degrees of dead?”/ Antivenom vs Antivenin / “A weird euphemism for…”/ #DaylightSavingsTime #timetravel / “Dude, that works for everything…” / “Would you use them if they were cock shaped?”/ #TheChangeUp #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition #NoHardFeelings #dicksoftener (34:14): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CORROSION OF CONFORMITY – BLIND / #MetalNerderyPresents #COC #CorrosionOfConformity #Blind / The next wave of thrash (with doom & stoner elements) / #SouthernFriedSabbath / “This album is straight up thrash…”/ The evolutionary transition from punk to hard-core to metal / #bassplayermeme / “What box does it go in?”/ If #BlackSabbath was a thrash band…/ ***Go check out our earlier COC episode…circa October 2021.***/ “There’s something wrong with you…”/ #WrathSAZ (“The #ludicrosity increases with each episode…”) / “People look different…squirrels don’t.”/ “I’ve got bone…”
Ep 221#221 - RELAXERS - - Metal Songs about Drugs
E“You know I've smoked a lot of grass, Oh Lord I’ve popped a lot of pills…” – The Pusher Since before the dawn of heavy metal, RELAXERS have been a recurring theme in song lyrics. Whether revered with praise and appreciation or reviled through tales of tragedy and woe, one cannot deny the obvious power and impact RELAXERS have had on heavy music throughout the years. While there are an endless array of RELAXERS available in the world (both legal and illegal, natural and manmade), there are an equally endless variety of songs about them, so many in fact that we could do an entire episode called “Snowblind” although there’s much more to metal than the not-so-secret South American plant powder for which Black Sabbath “unofficially” named their 4th album and John Pemberton “officially” used in his refreshingly stimulating soft drinks at the turn of the 20th century. We finally made it to “Nosober November”. Time to get ready to become “unfiltered & unredacted” as you “pass the shortest straw” and follow the bouncing 8-ball while embracing “the darkness inside you” and preparing your blotter for the dropper after you “go and pound some Molsons”. It’s time to understand the “Indica vs Sativa” analogy and be ready to “go do some ayahuasca in the jungle” and “taste the rainbow” while congratulating your Ohio friends for finally “making it legal” when you JOIN US as we reflect on the various blessings and curses inherent in a variety of songs about RELAXERS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Now it’s fucking official…” / #familyrelatedjokes as read by #DonaldTrump #tremendous #unbelievablecomedy #madeinamerica / #SweetwaterComedy #childhoodchristmases / “We’ve gotta reacclimate…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That’s pecan…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #nosobernovember and/or #noshavenovember (“Downstairs also…”) / #recordscratch ***GO TO THE #SHOWNOTES IF YOU WANNA AVOID THE PRE-SHOW FOREPLAY!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #PontoonBrewing #FloatationDevice #SnozzberryEdition / “I read some trivia about #WillyWonka regarding #Snozzberries and what that is…” / #sixpercentABV / “What is it with lactose…is it a replacement for yeast?” / #chinabinder / #RussellsReflections regarding #TheIronMaidens / “That’s the song you’re supposed to start with…”/ “So your bone disappears as soon as they get married?” / #No / The concept of a #tributeband in this day and age vs back in the day (09:55): #TheVoicemailSegment / “It’s kinda like a #mouthshart …”/ You can email us at [email protected] (“The Post is doing fine…”) / ***You can follow #MetalNerderyPodcast on the socials at #instatits #facefuck #youboobs *** / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #PissingPostASMR regarding our recent #AIC episode / #brandnewcaller from #TheGreatWhiteNorth and #Molsons and #Anvil and #BattleScar / #PuppersBeerASMR / “When it comes to being a fan, I’m not huge…” / #DariusASMR (“Keep it thrashy…”) / #Sativa vs #Indica / #dejavuASMR / “Before we get started…” / #Djazz #RobScallon / NOTE: That’s Scallon, NOT #scallion / “It’s a bass with an erection…” (19:48): #TheDocket #docketthirty (“It’s gonna be Narcotic November…sorta…”) /METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METAL SONGS ABOUT RELAXERS / “We haven’t done…and we may never do…”/ ***What was the first song about #drugs that you remember? *** / “Why would you put eggs and bacon on a mirror?” / “That’s all women are missing…”/ #herewego / Songs we used to hear on the radio that obviously centered on drugs / “That’s #cockheroin is what that is…”/ “All those 60’s and 70’s rockstars…it was different back then.” / “I don’t know why I went there…” / #DefLeppardASMR / #markthetime / “That’s NOT the theme of the episode…”/ “I thought it would be funny…and it was.”/ #clairvoyant (“Sounds French…and psychic.”) / #TheTriangle #Unfiltered and #Unredacted (On YouTube) #BlackAndWhite / BURY ME IN SMOKE #DOWN / “I wanna get high now…” / #cantbeloudenough #cantbehighenough / The mystery to Down’s sound / DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES #MOTORHEAD / “Put on your 1979 hat…” (34:11): “We could do a whole episode on #Snowblind …”/ SNOWBLIND #STYX / “The fridge apparently doesn’t like Styx either…” / They played a LOT of #cocainesongs on the radio…/ LIT UP (I LOVE YOU COCAINE) #BUCKCHERRY / “You can dress up the word however you want…” / “It has the opposite effect on m
Ep 220#220 ALICE IN CHAINS - Inside The Metal
E“Sure, God’s all-powerful, but does he have lips? Whoa…” It was the early 90’s, and the landscape of metal was undergoing a transformation. Hair metal was effectively dead and gone, the popularity of thrash was rapidly approaching its zenith, and ALICE IN CHAINS were well on their way to becoming one of the most recognized bands in the world, thanks (in no small part) to their slot supporting The Clash of the Titans Tour, opening for 75% (or ¾ if you prefer fractions) of The Big Four as perhaps the most obscure, unknown, and “out of place” band on a bill packed with the biggest names in thrash. While ALICE IN CHAINS brought their own unique brand of metal to a brand-new (and oftentimes “highly resistant”) audience as the “odd ducks” relative to their legendary thrash counterparts, AIC’s “baptism by fire” granted them the opportunity to prove their mettle while winning over new legions of metal fans and helping pave the way for the next evolutionary wave of metal which would soon be rising to prominence. Get ready to learn the answer to “Where?” and prepare to get “sucked in” as we unveil the actual reason why glam bands wore make-up and remember why “It’s gotta be clean and it’s gotta be huge” if you “won’t be taking baths this year” whenever you JOIN US for some “third eye gravy” as we go INSIDE THE METAL of a band sharing more in common with Slayer than you’d think and journey to the rainy, perpetually moist, Pacific Northwest (where one might “hunt for some Squatch”) with Seattle’s native sons, ALICE IN CHAINS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Alice In Chains on the InterWebs: https://aliceinchains.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “That was an awesome impression…” / #atthesametime / #markthetime / “Where?”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “Girl, you trippin’…” / “Is it an arena or a coliseum?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ZERO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #soberoctober / #plantbasedwater (“Made in a plant…”) / “There’s no fat, there’s no calories…no sugar.” / “This is probably more for #TheTriangle #Unredacted…” / “Where?” / #bigfootASMR / “It’s on one of ‘em…” / “Next thing you know, I’m fuckin’ sucked in…” / #steaming / #bigfootcall / “Squatch have been known to hang around this area…” / “Dude, that’s my #sexnoise …”/ #FindingBigfoot (“We just gave y’all a shitload of advertising for FREE!” / “There’s gonna be steam coming from it…” / “If y’all wanna skip ahead and get to #themeatoftheshow you can follow along with the #shownotes…especially at metalnerdery.com “/ #BobFromOhio / ***Please leave us a review and/or a rating wherever you listen to and enjoy #podcasts on whichever #podcastplatform you follow us on…***/ #timestamps / #thefrontend (“Let’s be honest, #foreplay is kinda fun…”) / “Hold on I’m not there…” / #sweettits / You can email us at [email protected] and check us out on the #socialmedia at #FaceFuck and #InstaTits and #YouBoobs and LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #TheVoiceMailSegment #TripSix #AllTheCokeLines #BrilliantMetalMinds #Audiogasming #ManyThanks / “No, that’s okay, I’ll take it…”/ “That’ll be the next episode…after #soberoctober is dead and gone…” (12:34): “Did we do reflections already?” / “Remember that beer we had…the gummy one?” / “Not til after the show, dude…just think about me nude…” / #flaccid / #TheDocket (“I used to use it…on my balls!”) / #taintdeoderant / “When you fart it smells like flowers…”/ #amazingbathroomscents / “If you farted #saturdaymorningcereal…” / #noshitessence / “I’m fuckin’ 10 years old everytime you do that…”/ #TheDocketRevisited METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: ALICE IN CHAINS (AIC) / #AliceInChains #AIC / “I never really thought of them as a grunge band…” / #thenextwaveofmetal / #alternativemetal / #flannelASMR (“Flannel’s cozy…”) / #Jackyl and the #chainsawsolo / “I can’t quite get the taste out of my mind…” / “They were on their path of #personalevolution …” / “Bill’s trying to be strong…” / “Do you think most bands did that more for pussy than anything else?” / “See, vagina…” / #glamisclam / #Sleze was before #DiamondLie / “What do you do when you’re young? Go after #thecooze …”/ Which era of #HeadbangersBall was it? / #AdamCurryEra vs #RikiRachtmanEra / “That’s a killer impression, dude, you’ve gotta admit it.” / “On #96RockInTheDaytime…and on #96Rockinthenighttime”/ “What is it with #recordlabelexecutives?” / “Show us your tits first, then we’ll do it.” / “Guys, if you’ve got nice ones, s
Ep 219#219 EXHORDER - Inside The Metal
E“You have to watch it with your ears and listen with your eyes…” There’s a multitude of reasons why we need time travel technology, but the most pressing one is so we can go back to our high school years and re-discover the NOLA based thrash-groove force of nature known as EXHORDER. While EXHORDER may be one of the more obscure artists from the thrash metal heyday of the late 80’s and early 90’s, they are undoubtedly one of the most criminally underrated bands of the genre, fortified with an arsenal of precision riffing, breakneck speed, and sheer instrumental mastery that only “the best of the best” old school thrash bands possessed. Go ahead and get yourself a big ole bottle of “bacon soda” and be advised how to bypass the nonsense and “get straight to the meat” as you find out which podcast has cracked the Top 100 and understand why “the Gadsden flag dude” stationed near the Bunkerpoon has given us hope for the future. Prepare to discover “the tastiest wax” ever to bless Halloween candy, try not to listen to The Triangle, and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL (then and now) with EXHORDER. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Once again…” #soberoctober / #podcastratings according to #GoodPods #Top100 #TopOneHundred #MusicHistoryPodcasts / “Guess who was 86?” / #MetalNerderyPodcast / “Maybe not…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH 100% ZERO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / “Probably the last version…still not drinkin’…” / ***If you wanna SKIP to #themeatoftheepisode you can check out the #shownotes and click the timestamp to move past the intro stuff…wherever you get your podcasts*** / “If you wanna skip past all the fun…” / metalnerdery.com / #Cletesius (“That’s his sister’s name, dude…”) / “Does it not feel like October has been LONG as fuck!?”/ #horrormovieASMR (Some classics and some newer ones…) / “Because it’s Humpday…” / “I feel dirty now…” / “Yeah, but see I didn’t know her then…” / The struggle of having friends with growed up daughters / “Does having children give you hope for the future?” / #BidenWorldSucks #GadsdenFlagDude at #BunkerpoonIndustrialBlvd / “He’s not in jail…”/ “That’s the tastiest wax I’ve ever eaten…” / #starburstASMR / More horror movie reflections… / #horror #whore (and #whorer) / #amateurmisogynist / “It’s stupid, but it’s fun…” / “No foreplay…” / “Lookin’ at you, #Hollywood…”/ “Did you just plop down…right in the middle?” / #boobsandass / “That hat should be filled with #relaxers…”/ A reference to #EvilDead and #KingDiamond / “The closest you got was #InTheMouthOfMadness …and maybe #ReAnimator…”/ #GoblinCockMedley / Various #revenuesbyindustry / “If there’s a #faktczech then it’s real…” (15:32): If you’d like to email us you can do so at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials #YouBoobs #InstaTits #FaceFuck (or on #YouTube #Instagram #Facebook) / #Dethklok and #Metalocalypse / #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / Field update from #TheDarius and a huge recommendation regarding the #WarCurse #brandspankingnew album #Confession / “That’s a #sativa…he’s the sativa and #ThePost is the #indica…” / #onemorevoicemail #newcaller #BobFromOhio and a #bandnameidea / “It’s like #poopmucus …but for babies…” / #TopSecret #TheTriangleUnredacted (“You have to watch it with your ears and listen with your eyes…”) / “Try not to listen to #TheTriangle…”/ #booksontape and a recent episode of #TheNumberOnePodcast regarding #LaurelCanyon (Weird Scenes Inside The Canyon) #conspiracytheoryASMR (“His father was the captain of the ship…”) / “That is where they make #TonkaTrucks …” / #thelist / “These are just the musicians…wait until he gets into the actors…” / #thetwentysevenclub (Drugs & suicide vs #vaccinesideeffects) / “You’re doing the same thing that the Left did…” / #notreally / “We’ll put the hookers back in…we’ll add ‘em in post.” (27:14): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: EXHORDER / #Pantera vs #Exhorder (constant comparisons between the two bands) / “Not an ex-hoarder…” / “It’s like #horror vs #whorer …” / #DMTASMR #BunkerpoonCircle / “On a scale of 1 to 10…” / Hailing from #NewOrleans (or #NOLA for the layperson…) / #ruboff / #baconsoda / #tobefair (“You said ‘readin’ a few minutes ago…”) / This will be #educational and #instructional for all of us / “Pantera minus the good songs…damn!” / Slaughter In The Vatican (1990) #debutalbum (“Pe
Ep 218#218 LED ZEPPELIN III Album Dive
ELED ZEPPELIN III might just be one of the most perfectly ideal albums for fall as it contains all of the essential components of fall: subtle stoner vibes, a folksy, medieval, Tolkien-esque feel, and a general all around magical and mystical nature. It’s a vastly unique album and is (sonically speaking) more radically different than anything else in their catalog. Led Zeppelin’s sonic palette has always been about the utilization of various textures, whether through Robert Plant’s lyrical imagery and vocal delivery, Jimmy Page’s guitar and string arrangements, or the sheer sonic weight of the mighty rhythm section that is “The Two Johns”, there is no other album that perfectly captures the spirit and energy of autumn quite like LED ZEPPELIN III. When’s the last time you learned a new word that you’ve never ever heard of or read before? Well, this episode is chock full of ‘em! Prepare to learn about a “blue-eyed merle”, a magical place where the white stuff falls called “Snowdonia”, and perhaps the best word ever invented in the history of the English language: VOLVELLE! Go find yourself a “four-eyed girl” who’s willing to go in on a “2 for 1” and be sure to stay away from any “haunted oysters” while always remembering that the secret ingredient is Volvelle when you JOIN US for a perfect sonic representation of the autumn harvest season as we dive into the mystical magical genius that is LED ZEPPELIN III. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “…unless they’re meaty…” / #facetits and #meatballs / #SoberOctober (“I fucked it up, I’m sorry…”) / #jackeduponthemonster / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #monsteroftheepisode #USFDA and #sugar / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST: SOBER OCTOBER, ZERO RELAXERS EDITION!!!*** / #plantbasedwater / “It’s fall…” / #fartjacket / ***Go to metalnerdery.com/merch and get yourself a #MetalNerderyPodcastHoodie #MetalNerderyHoodie *** / “No bottoms…”/ “They LOVE it!” / #bitch vs #cunt (which one do the ladies like better?) / “They like neither equally…” / “Ladies, if you’d like to email us you can do so at [email protected] or hit us up on #facetits and #instafuck and #YouBoobs or LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!” / “All I’m missing is the tremor…that comes later…” / ***#TopSecretStuff #TheTriangleUnredacted #Unredacted #Triangle on #YouTube*** / “Did you see the #facetitscenterfold?” / “#Penthouse…is way better…” / #FrenchDip / #ConstanzaStyle / “I don’t know if I have anything…” / #CLevel and #Seafood / The culinary rules of a #beachvacation / “When I go to the sea…” / #fraesh / “I won’t eat ‘em raw anymore…” / #rawoysters are #hauntedoysters (“I tasted those oysters for two weeks…”) / #insertvomitnoisehere / “I’ve got an exciting story…” / #markthetime / #beachythings / #RussellsReflectionsBeachEdition / #womendriversASMR / “That’s a yes…” / “I slide in between ‘em…” / #CletusASMR (“A lot of people probably would have done that…”) / “Violence solves nothing…it’s an unnecessary expense.” / #Ahem (“I explained to Cletus…and Juaniquisha…”) / “It’s gonna be like 8th grade all over again, bro!” / “That sounds like where you buy #racism …” / #chirpin / “That’s about 12 minutes of your lives that you’ll never get back…” (15:32): “That’s from the chair…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: LED ZEPPELIN III / Released October 5th, 1970 / #HappyFiftyThird / “It is but it isn’t…” / #unplugged and #acoustic / The first two #LedZeppelin albums vs 3 & 4 / #MysticalMagical / “If I had a kid, I think I would name it #BronYAur …” / #Snowdonia and #TheBlackDog / “When you look at it like that…it gets in your head…” / 8 months after #BlackSabbath / “The most #Viking song they ever wrote in their life…” / #alternatetunings / “That’s the DADFAD tuning…you need the DADGAD tuning…” / #DADBOD / #Volvelle (it’s this episode’s #wordoftheepisode) / #wheelchart #educational #instructional #thirdshowenergy / “You think it was like Zeppelin’s Load?” / “When’s the last time you learned a new word?” / #killeropener (1,2,3,4…) IMMIGRANT SONG (“A whole new level of balls…”) / “Your volvelle smells amazing…” / “It smells like new music…” / #everyday / “Two for one…sounds pretty awesome!” / “Hey barkeep…” / “A left turn…” FRIENDS (“There’s some #flahns in there…”) / “It does sound like fall…”/ #organwork #MoogASMR #stringsandthings / “Is that an actual dude?” / “That’s what makes #LedZeppelin so awesome…” / “It’s the best wor