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We’ve already tackled Side One of our ’86 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH featuring MOP & RIB (“Puppets & Blood”), and now it’s time to go through Side Two in order to reach our final verdict. As usual, there were difficult decisions to be made, and the deliberation was not easy, but we did it, and the only thing we can really say that will make any sense at all is that it’s really hard to compare two such incomparable albums that are as equally incredible yet vastly unique as tacos and spaghetti. Get ready to find out how “left-handed guitar picks” can impact your playing and discover the mythical metal legend known as “Ozzy Dio”. It’s time to learn which song is “Slayer’s Enter Sandman” and become more familiarized with some of the more commonly used “country sayings” in the South that may or may not also apply to “fruit flies”. In short, “don’t be a fricker” and JOIN US for the nail-biting conclusion to our ’86 DEATH MATCH featuring Side Two of MASTER OF PUPPETS & REIGN IN BLOOD. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT METALLICA ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.metallica.com/ More METALLICA Episodes: https://www.metalnerdery.com/metallica CHECK OUT SLAYER ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.slayer.net More SLAYER Episodes https://www.metalnerdery.com/slayer Show Notes: (00:01): “This one, and that one, and those ones…”/ “We found one that looked just like yours…”/ #theanswerisno / “That’s coming from a bass player…”/ “It’s the best…”/ “They’re like THAT long…”/ “At least you can admit it, bro…”/ ***And the moral of this episode is NEVER get rid of your music gear!!!***/ “We used it in the studio…where #BlackSabbath recorded #SeventhStar in #AtlantaGeorgia …”/ #thimbleblessings / “I did come a little bit…I feel like you’re reaching now, bruh…”/ “Whatever…I was gulping his #ghostfarts …”/ #youwin / “It’s not even the same dude…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “My favorite part of that is ‘exhausting’…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #happyfifthanniversary / “Part one was kind of a nail biter…”/ #boxingsoccerhockey (“Those are sports you can tie in…because they’re not real sports.”) / #lefthandedguitarpicks / “I make the notes with my left hand…”/ “He gets ALL the poon…” (09:43): Check us out on the #socialmedia at #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast or send us an email at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemailsegment #PissingPost / “I’ve got a story for that one…”/ “Now how did she know?” / #chuggindugans / “That’s not too young…”/ “It made as much of a difference as…’oh, he likes guacamole on his nachos…’” / “Have you guys seen the movie #Rockstar?” / #SteelDragon / “You would say that…”/ “She must have tucked well…”/ “Here’s what bothers me MORE than someone’s sexuality…”/ “Sometimes you have to reconcile what you hate about someone you love…” (17:33): #PatreonShoutOut / “Dude, I wanna go to #Australia…where everything wants to kill you.”/ “Who would win between a kangaroo and a crocodile in Australia?” / “It just takes one…”/ #SabbathDio #OzzyDio #idontfeelverygood / #Doomsicle #fuckyeahversion ALBATROSS #COC #Deliverance #CorrosionOfConformity #cover (“It sounds meaty…”) / “My arm was all palsied up…”/ “As in ice cream not like a scythe…” / #BlindDogBilliam #BlindDogMalmsteen / “The cool thing about #Pantera …”/ #ScottIan #audiobook (“They’re just books for blind people…”) / “He’s got the pipes…”/ #MrBunghole (#MrBungle) / “While he’s looking that up, this is #tangentional…”/ #alltheholes / LOSS OF CONTROL / “Here’s another #tangentional…”/ #WASP & #ArmoredSaint / “Were they the ones in the #loincloths back in the day?” / #SymbolOfSalvation / “They sounded just like how they did back in the day…”/ #homelessAIDS #NewMasquerade / #Possessed vs #Obsessed (31:41): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS THE FABULOUS CONCLUSION OF THE 1986 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH!!! M.O.P. & R.I.B. (Puppets & Blood) / “It’s almost like 2112…”/ “It’s an opera…it all goes together…”/ #Metallicalations / #SideTwo / “There’s no way side two could be better…that whole album is a builder…”/ #tobefair / “Leper Messiah is the Reborn of #MasterOfPuppets …”/ #markthetime #youreadick / DISPOSABLE HEROES #markthetime (“They make Lars sound good…”) / “He wasn’t using it…”/ #onmicburp / “Again with the fullness…”/ “Almost has a #RandyRh

For those who haven’t been following the bouncing ball(s), we’ve been discussing the ’86 DEATH MATCH since we did our ’88 Death Match a few episodes back (which was a complete bloodbath all on its own!) so we decided “What better way to commemorate our 5th anniversary as ‘The Number 2 Podcast Ever’ (behind Rogan) than to pit the two finest albums in the totality of thrash metal history against each other…to the death!?” If you thought our ’88 Death Match between …And Justice For All and South Of Heaven was brutal, you’d better take a “get ready pill”, because you ain’t seen nothing yet. As with each matchup in our HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH series, the stakes are raised ever higher & the carnage escalates exponentially, and our ’86 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH featuring Metallica’s MASTER OF PUPPETS and Slayer’s REIGN IN BLOOD is undoubtedly no exception. This was certainly not an easy task. In truth, it was quite “hard…rigid…difficult…” and given the sheer enormity of the task at hand, it was also downright “girthy”. From the most unbelievably legendary album openers (and closers) to the most haunting album art of any albums in thrash history, one thing remains clear with both of these ferocious audio offerings: “the bar is set”. Get ready to “mark ALL the times” and remember, even though this episode might be a tough pill to take for some, whatever you do, “don’t spit it out, just swallow it”. Prepare to “flatten the herd” and brace yourself for “moments of assholism” as we discuss “an eternal force that goes on forever” when you JOIN US for a day of celebration as we commemorate 5 years of Metal Nerdery madness with some “special guesteses” in The Bunkerpoon and go deep inside the octagon with our 1986 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH featuring “the most powerfully majestic” metal of MASTER OF PUPPETS and the “Picasso devil” infused, thrash evilocity of REIGN IN BLOOD. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast METALLICA on the InterWebs: https://www.metallica.com/ SLAYER on the InterWebs: https://www.slayer.net/ Show Notes: (00:01): “We’ve got…” / “This is a #celebrationday fellas…” / #fiveyearanniversary of #metalnerderypodcast / “There’s a reason you got an invite…”/ “You’re supposed to save ‘em…”/ “This episode will air on 6/6/24…”/ #specialguesteses / “Am I supposed to hear myself in this?”/ “Which one’s bigger?” / #itsdefinitelynotyours / #growershower / “It’s the same…”/ #markthetime / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “It’s so awesome…it’s weird, right?” / “It’s where the power comes from dude…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST, FIFTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION!!!*** / #pipes / “I’m usually the #deepvoiceguy …” / #markthetime / #BarryWhiteASMR / “I’ve got your #bigness buddy…”/ “You have allergies?” / #tangentional / “that’s a much better, superior word…”/ “Your usage was spot on…”/ #fromthetits / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Went simple today…” / #RedStripe #fourpointsevenABV / “Are they like the #Budweiser of #Jamaica you think?” / “They’re selling #pastis on the beach, mon…”/ #twentyyearsago (6:01): “You can hit us up on the socials…” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO #THEDOCKET YOU TOTALLY CAN…***/ “Drop acid…foreplay…” / #instavag #instatits #instagram #instagood #facebook #youboobs #youtube / “The definition of a #zaddy …” / “The thimbles were smokin’…”/ “We’re sponsored…sorta…kinda…”/ #Manscaped / “I’m a simple man…”/ #VoicemailSegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #BobFromOhio #MarkTheCalendar / “I will buy you drinks if you’re there…”/ #GodBlessYouBob / “It’s October…”/ “Remember when we saw #Prong …with #FlotsamAndJetsam ?” / “I saw an #ActusReus video that I haven’t seen yet…”/ “It’s our only #BehindTheMetal …”/ ACTUS REUS #thenextgeneration #extrasack / “We would have killed to have production like that…”/ “The music does not match the video…”/ “They were hilarious when they were here…” / #postBlackAlbum #postPuppetsHuge / “I feel like you’re saying that with a little too much pride, dude…”/ “#Nickelback is fucking good, dude…” / #nickelnight / “Let me see your nickels…”/ #AnimalFarm was so good…/ “Is that an Indian guy?” / #SkinDeep / #KennyLoggins (“Who wrote more movie songs than Kenny Loggins?”) / #uncorking / NOTE: that was #LindseyBuckingham / #nevermind / “I’m curious here…”/ #secondclinky / “If we’re gonna be curious…get ready to mark ALL the times…”/ “Remember when #the

Definitely “angsty” and undisputedly heavier, more aggressive, and focused than punk, NEW YORK HARDCORE (NYHC) emerged at a time when punk was on its way out and thrash was on its way into the heavy music scene, ultimately becoming a “de facto” bridge between the thrash and punk scenes and eventually bringing them both together to bless the metal world with the new genre known as crossover (insert “shameless” United Forces reference here). It’s time to learn the best way to “lift weights” in the weight training community and discover how to avoid an unwelcome “updraft waft” that in no way resembles “a spring mountain day in Scotland”. Find out which band is “the Sabbath of thrash and the Zeppelin of metal” and behold the best Manscaped advertisement ever produced (which should hopefully keep us from becoming any more “off-putting and frankly, tiresome” than we already are) when you JOIN US as we look at the genre that helped to bridge the gap and unite the forces of punk and thrash: NEW YORK HARDCORE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I think people are letting us know that they’re listening…without letting us know…” / #lettingusknowthatyourelistening / “Well #Forbidden shared one of our posts…which makes us #famous …”/ “Atlanta comic, hail…” / #nickmurphy #punchline #atlantacomedy / “I think if I was a thinner man I could get close…”/ “I guess we could be monogamous…”/ “We were just listening to #CharlieDanielsBand #TheDevilWentDownToGeorgia / “I can only hear the #CDBVersion …” / #countrymetal / #andbegin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST EXPERIENCE TELETHON!!!*** / “Pouring the goodness…sucking it down…also choking it down.” / #cannotdoit #fireball / “You know when you do shots of vodka?” / “that’s the same… (not so much) …”/ #rewind #trashcanvomit (“Without a mixer, it’s #horrendous …”) / #RMRose #FireOnTheMountain #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / #propoleneglycol / “This episode brought to you by…MEAT!” / #meat #skiptothedocket (05:35): “As long as they don’t go to #hotranchmode …” / #Manscaped #BallDeodorant (“It’s a waft I don’t mind…”) / #updraftwaft / “It’s like a spring mountain day in Scotland…” / “Do it in #DrEvilerVoice …” / #ManscapedPromo ***GO TO METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH TO GET YOUR METAL NERDERY MERCH!!!*** / ***This episode brought to you by manscaped.com where you can use #promocode #METAL (“That’s #promocodeMETAL …”) for 20% off and FREE SHIPPING on your entire order!!!*** / #postproduction / “My nose hairs are getting out of control…”/ “The #GarySineses ?” / #readingisimportant / #bestfathersdaygiftever #ManscapedDotCom (“If nothing else, get the undies and the ball deodorant…”) / “they have a really nice package…”/ “that’s not ‘drawers’ that’s ‘draws’…”/ #RussellsTestimoniesASMR / “It does say that it’s #waterproof right?” / #allegedly #noshocks (“Manscaped: No shocks…”) / #dontplugitin / #listenerdiscretionisadvised / “Nice and clean…and shorned and sheened…” / “It felt good when it was goin’ on…” / “I’m catching a good #waft …”/ “It’s got #stayingpower …because it sticks around for hours…” / #hotbleucheese / ***GO TO MANSCAPED.COM AND USE PROMO CODE ‘METAL’ FOR 20% OFF AND FREE SHIPPING ON YOUR ENTIRE ORDER!!!*** / #yourballswillthankyou (12:47): “Do you think there’s a marinade…?” / “Like that tangy, underarm smell…”/ #meatmarinade / #correspondence / #RussellsReflectionsMoviesEditionASMR / “#KingDiamond if you’re listening…I want to make that a movie…” / #Abigail / “There’s a little girl, 12 years old…”/ #darkcomedy / #morebloodthan / “that’s accurate, dude…”/ #theresblood / “It’s like an #explosion of #plateletinfused goodness…” / #instantcarrie / “Carrie?” / “a million woman march…” / “Oh wait…” / “I’m not letting you get away with that…” / #yeah / #youreadick / #laughlungnoise / “that literally moved me to tears of laughter…”/ #WellPlayYourShittah #EltonJohn #Metallica #FuneralForAFriend #LoveLiesBleeding / “Metallica makes every song THEIR song…” / #TheYellowAlbum / FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND / LOVE LIES BLEEDING / #CatScratchFeverASMR / “Until I got to here…I didn’t really recognize it…”/ “Even back in the day, that riff is just rad…”/ “Standing orgasm? I hope I get one of those one day…” / #standingorgasm / “Would you wanna be known as…?” / #thedogslikeMetallica / “Best #thrashband or best #heavymetalband ever? / #biggestmetalb

“Is this the GOOD Sabbath or the BAD Sabbath?” We know what you’re thinking: “Wait, didn’t they skip a few albums in there somewhere? Did they put them all on Patreon or…what happened?” Rest assured, nothing has been skipped, however, we did jump ahead a little bit because “some of us” have been jonesing to fast forward through the BLACK SABBATH catalog by 3 albums or so and time travel straight to 1981 and the release of MOB RULES, the final studio album (at the time) from the legendary Ronnie James Dio era of the band. There’s a certain distinctive sonic difference between Heaven And Hell and MOB RULES, primarily with regard to production. While Heaven And Hell tends to have a more “Rainbow meets Ozzy Sabbath” sound to it, MOB RULES sounds much more like the first three Dio solo albums from the early 80’s, so much so that it almost sounds like it could pass as a Rainbow, BLACK SABBATH, or even Dio record. But, at the end of the day, if you had to say, “THIS album sounds like BLACK SABBATH with Dio”, the only correct answer would be MOB RULES. Always remember that the difference between “hot ranch and ‘the smell of’ hot ranch” is as vast as the difference between a “frenulum piercing” and a “frenum piercing”. It’s high time we “right the wrongs” from a few episodes back and get “up close, pretty front” in order to understand that “the gravy’s got no giblets in it” when you JOIN US as we celebrate the most Ronnie James Dio sounding BLACK SABBATH album in heavy metal history as we dive into MOB RULES. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “That’s a recoil…” / #brother / #darkchocolaterum from #Roatan / #RussellsReflectionsCocktailEdition / #deadmansfingers #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / #andbegin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “That was a hardcore song…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Servin’ it up and suckin’ it down…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #MangoCart #GoldenRoadBrewing / #McJonalds / “It’s how women jerk off…”/ “You don’t wanna skip…that’s a waste…”/ #moneyshot / “That’s probably my least favorite porn…”/ “I need a plot and a story and a director…”/ “The new things…for you kids today…”/ #Manscaped #FathersDayGiftIdeas / “Dude, what if he’s got Magnum P.I. pubes?” / ***Go to manscaped.com and enter promo code METAL for 20% off and free shipping!!!*** / “I’m just gonna be myself…and read this.”/ “He’s got #sideburns on them balls…”/ #thetotalpackage / “What’s a #zaddy ?”/ #seedlessseed / “The gravy’s got no giblets in it…”/ #testimonies #facepubes (“This is a very well used instrument in my bathroom…”) / “I thought about putting that other places…”/ “I went a little bit further…”/ #yourballswillthankyou / “Sometimes it just takes one word…” / “Are you fucking kidding me!?” (12:00): #PatreonShoutout #MetalNerderyPatreon / “That’s a good band name…”/ #loveyoumeanit / “Patreon should get the first listen to the #Doomsicle tracks…”/ “That is a killer segue into The Wizard…”/ #Albatross & #IommiWorship / #newpiercingtechnology (“I saw it on 2 different ladies…”) / #markthetime (“You’ve got something in your teeth…”) / “The one I saw was in the butt…”/ “It was in the 2nd hole…”/ “Did you get your teeth pierced?” / #frenulumpiercing #smileypiercing / “Where does it stop?” / “Ask yourself, is that Patreon material?” / “This was obviously the before picture…”/ “Dude, this was NOT coffee, brother…” (20:02): “We have something to share…”/ “Basically, we played the wrong band…” / #Imminence #BeyondThePale / “We’re gonna right the wrongs…” / “They’re from the Netherlands…I think they’re #Dutchish …”/ #BeyondThePale STORM EN DRIFT #subtitles (“They’re on top of a building…”) and THE AGE OF THE PARIAH (“It’s kinda hooky…that riff.”) / #melodicdeathmetal / Hail to #bolth the song & the band (25:13): ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182*** or check us out on the #socialmedia at #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube or you can email us at [email protected] / Ken from Connecticut and some clarification regarding the whole #BeyondThePale incident / “You could kinda say it’s their #BlackAlbum …”/ “You could totally do comedy dude, it’s literally that easy…”/ “If you’re a #pianist …it sounds like #penised #pasttense …” / #tromboner / #RussellsReflectionsComedyEdition #TheNewPunchline #PunchlineComedyClub (“There’s proba

The “Bunkerpoon After Dark” is a bit different than the usual Metal Nerdery Podcast format. It’s stripped down, bare, naked, and not unlike “The Triangle”, it’s unredacted, unfiltered, and completely raw. There’s not a lot of production quality, no shittah, no clinkies, and no beers of the episode, but it’s pure unbridled Metal Nerdery madness at its finest. Think of this as a sample of the sort of “South American adult entertainment” you can expect from our Patreon episodes (which includes the now infamous “Hog Story”). So, give this a listen, give us a call at 980-666-8182 and tell us about the most defining metal moments in your life and JOIN US (here AND on Patreon) for a taste of the Metal Nerdery Podcast “Bunkerpoon After Dark” Patreon Preview. ***Go to www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast and JOIN US there to unlock the summary and show notes for this episode!!!***

After catching Damage Inc. live in concert a few weeks back, we felt inspired to investigate the vast conglomeration of artists who have performed their own cover versions of songs originally written by the biggest cover band to have ever blessed heavy metal, the mighty METALLICA. Even though METALLICA have come a long way from their old school “dirty thrash” sound, modern artists continue to create their own interpretations of songs from throughout METALLICA’s vast catalog. Whether it’s completely reimagined with an entirely different arrangement or a faithful, note perfect rendition of the original all the way down to the production nuances, there are endless possibilities as to what you might hear. Always remember that “you eat and then shoot” because it’s important to “follow the instructions” to ensure things don’t “get out of hand”. Learn why “rolling your R’s” is an important social skill (especially when ordering at certain restaurants), get ready for some “brisket tips”, remain calm anytime you run out of “crème fraiche” or “the triangles are turning into rhombuses” and prepare to activate your laugh wheeze (“assuming we don’t get cancelled”) when you JOIN US as we give a listen to a veritable plethora of METALLICA COVERS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “You know what’s bad? It’s when you do shit backwards…” / #followtheinstructions (“You wouldn’t do the beer before the clinky…you eat and then shoot.”) / “We’re not judging at all…”/ “I’m flexible…” / “I’ve never done it on purpose…maybe by accident…”/ #imsorrydude / #cheersfellas / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I’m gonna have to take it home because the wife is real particular…” / #darkchocolaterum / #RussellsAlcoholReflections / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #MattsJokeEarlier / “I might have done the latter part…”/ NOTE: I think it’s Cranston / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO THE MEAT, GO TO #TheDocket *** (03:53): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #virginlips #Blakes #TheVerdict / “That’s actually really good…I don’t think it’s that spicy.” / #watermelonASMR / “You’re not getting the heat? Take another swig…” / “It finishes in the throat with a little heat…” / #markthetime / “Are your balls loved today?” / #broughttoyouby #Manscaped #WithLoveFromManscaped / “My balls have never smelled fresher…” / #itfeelsamazing #itsmellsamazing / “Like #nudeunderwear …” / #cradled / #thepackage (“That’s when I went to work…”) / “Its very effective…” / #waterproof / “I always just shaved over the trash can…” / #straddleandshave / #noshocks / #nickingtheballs / “Have you tried the smoother attachment on your balls?” / “That sounds like the weirdest vagina…” / “Now I’ve gotta hear #BulletBoys …” / ***GO TO MANSCAPED.COM AND USE PROMO CODE “METAL” FOR 20% OFF & FREE SHIPPING ON YOUR ENTIRE ORDER!!!*** / ***Hit us up on the #socialmedia at #IG and #FB and #Instagram and #Facebook and #InstaGood and #YouTube and #elsewhere #instatits #instavag #facefuck #youbewbs #youvoobs at #metalnerderypodcast …*** / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #wellplayyourshittah #femalevocalist #BeyondThePale IMMINENCE (“Holy shit!”) / “I would never guess that was a female singer…” / “That is so hot…it’s super-hot.” / “When a chick can sound more manly than a dude…” / “Everything gives you bone…” #invisiblewind / #MonumentInTime comes out on April 27, so by the time you hear this and/or read this, you can go buy this… / “It’s pretty good…I think it’s gonna happen. (15:53): “It’s not really metal…but it’s hilarious.” / “I tried to tell ya…I’m gonna tell ya once…”/ “Probably, that’s fine…would you do it?” / #thatsnotmything / “I just want a playlist…”/ “I want you to talk about how much you worked out before you read it…”/ “You guys are more “preserved” than I am…” / #AwwwMannnn / “He’s in the best zone, he’s in #thehealthzone …” / ***You can send us your #shittah to [email protected] …a #YouTubeLink will suffice and any copy you think might be useful to any potential fans*** / “We’re coming up on 5 years…and our numbers are going up exponentially every day…” / #RussellsReflections / “You’ve got a whistle in your nose…” / “That’s my lungs, not my nose…” / #CityBBQ / “When you walked in you #smelledthebrisket …”/ “I wanna try the okra, I wanna try the mac and cheese…”/ “Weirdly enough…” / “Now I wanna know where there at, around me…” / “It’s like #abagofkrystals

Before OM and High On Fire, there was the marijuana infused, Sabbath worshipping, stoner metal power trio hailing from San Jose, California known as SLEEP. Just saying the name transports you to a land filled with THC infused riffs, the sweet aroma of sinsemilla, and enough smoke to indicate that the pyramid sized bong is fully loaded and ready to transport you to another dimension of audio stonerdom. Imagine Black Sabbath (circa Master of Reality) time traveling to SLEEP’s jam room in the early 90’s and bestowing upon them the knowledge of “the riff filled land” over a freshly ignited bowl of greens. Now add some retro sounding equipment boosted with the power of modern-day technology, tune the guitars and bass down even further, add way more fuzz and balls with a generous portion of freshly harvested relaxers and you’ve got the modern-day equivalent of Black Sabbath in their prime. SLEEP is such a powerful force that they are one of the few bands in the history of stoner metal to have sonically recreated what being supernaturally high actually sounds like. Prepare for the Weedian pilgrimage across the endless desert of time toward “the riff filled land” with the cannabis caravan, complete with “all the shag carpet”, “all the wood paneling” and a jam room that likely resembles a “rumpus room” and “smells like 1976”. Find out what happens “when you’re expecting bubbles and you don’t get bubbles”, get ready to “go bumpski before the show”, and discover why getting “frontloaded” on “the most safe ‘less safe’ drug” is the only way to properly prepare when you JOIN US for a green tinted, smoke-filled trip INSIDE THE METAL with San Jose’s pioneers of stoner metal, SLEEP. SLEEP on the InterWebs: https://weedian.com/ Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Watching him destroy people makes me smile…” / #femalecomics / “That’s one of my favorite bits…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s like coffee infused rum…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodescideroftheepisode (“He’s already had 4 of ‘em…”) / “It’s 4/20, bro…”/ #BlakesHardCider #CherryLimeade / “It’s kinda like a soda…” / Ciders vs Sours / #sixpercentABV / #greatradio / “It’s gluten free…”/ ***You can skip to #TheDocket if you wanna skip all the fun and get #straighttothemeat …*** / “It’s just 20 inch meat…”/ “We’re recording 2 weeks in a row…” / #pregamingASMR / “You’d better tell the person what you bought them…”/ “It came out of my nose…”/ “I need to know what I’m doin’…”/ “When you’re expecting bubbles…and you don’t get bubbles…” (07:53): “Let’s talk about your balls…” / “In a nutshell…today my balls feel loved…thanks to #Manscaped …” / #balldeodorant and #boxerbriefs / “I don’t know if this is what’s in there, but it’s got the perfect blend of…”/ “It’s tingly…and manly.”/ ***Go to manscaped.com and enter promo code METAL for 20% off your entire order PLUS free shipping!!!*** / #promocode #metal / #ManscapedTestimonial / #Lawnmower / “I think it’s multipurpose…it’s Manscaped it’s not #ballscaped …”/ “Don’t forget the #Weedwhacker …”/ “It could be like an off label thing…” / #uhhhkay (12:58): “It’s 4/20…”/ #legalweed #deltaninegummies / “It’s too much of a commitment…”/ Looks like we got some #shittah …/ We got an email from Mike (#EmberingEffigy) #SEVERD #nusludgecore (“Are these boys playing at the #YonderwaysMetalFest?”) / “And it’s kind of a fun game, too…”/ #matchgame / #Yatesville / “I’ve been there, it’s very nice…”/ #HocusPocus FOCUS (“They only had 5 minutes to play a 7-minute song on TV…”) / “His faces get better every time…”/ “I think he’s had some extracurriculars…” / “Dude, let’s go #bumpski before the show…” (20:45): “I heard a weird story…It’s gonna sound like a joke but it’s not…” / #chickenproblems / #freshkilledchicken / “There’s something in OUR chicken…”/ “The joke there…”/ “That’s not a joke and don’t fucking do it…you didn’t have to go there…”/ #blacksheep (“If you shave them all away, they’re black underneath…”) / “I’m trying to say it without saying it and now I can’t say it…”/ #extrabigleague #PuertoRican (23:50): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SLEEP – INSIDE THE METAL / “You say the name and you hear the sound of bongs and you can smell weed…”/ “They do drive slower…”/ “And by these people, I mean stoners…”/ “This episode brought to you by #SealAMeal …”/ #lesssafedrugs (“How are they testing it?”) / #theyreguessing / “Th

Ahhh, the joys of 1994 and the youthful days of yore. Y’know, there was a time when 1994 actually seemed relatively “recent”, like maybe a couple of decades ago, but we’re actually 30 years beyond 1994, the year when Jeff Bezos founded Amazon in his garage, Quentin Tarantino released an ultra-vulgar display of cinema with “Pulp Fiction”, Sony forever changed the gaming landscape with the PlayStation, Slayer returned with a new drummer and a newly “manscaped” look (for some), and Pantera released their most extreme album to date that went to Number 1 on Billboard and forever changed the mainstream perception of metal. It’s time to line up the “flavor crystals” and grab yourself some “chickle & waffles” before you pick up “a waft” and get “thumb blasted” while going “full clean (with an arrow)”. Discover why “the hair of the dog” is an essential part of getting “detwanglified”, find out what “became a thing” (and who’s “a little bit jealous”) and JOIN US as we continue marching through time towards Episode 250 and the 5th anniversary of “Metal Nerdily” as we travel back in time “30 years and 30 seconds” to The Year of our Riff Lord, 1994. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Last night…yeah, you got pretty #twanglified …”/ “He was fuckin’ hammered…”/ “I thought his house was haunted…”/ #theuncorking #deadmansfingers #coffeeflavoredrum #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode (“A little splash…”) / “I think the #doghair is finally starting to take effect…or #thehairofthedog …”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Trying to get #untwanglified …”/ “What are you talking about?” / “I might have been a little bit…jealous.”/ “It’s part of #metalnerdily …#flavorcrystals…” / “You don’t really wanna skip…”/ #possibly #maybe #allegedly #crickets (“Long pause…”) / “Who’s she?” / “I’ve gotta talk to you about something…”/ (05:43): “Dude this thing is #lifechanging …” / #Lawnmower #Manscaped / “I wonder if I could use it for my #tithair ?”/ #fullclean #landingstrip (“With an arrow?”) / “That’s how you know you’re getting old…”/ #ballpouch / “Nostril hairs OR ear hair…”/ “I always used to think that nosehairs were part of the mustache…” / #MagnumPI / “You want your balls to smell their very best…”/ “You’re getting a waft of my balls right now…”/ ***Get 20% OFF and FREE SHIPPING when you go to manscaped.com and use Promo Code METAL *** / #ManscapedPromo #PromoCode #METAL #MetalNerderyPodcast #Discount #TwentyPercentOff #FreeShipping / “Your balls will thank you and love you…” (11:20): Some correspondence…/ #PatreonShoutout / “You’ve gotta watch this thing…” / #SlayerGoesToChurch / ***You can hit us up on #instagram and #facebook and #youtube at #metalnerderypodcast or you can email us at [email protected] or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #voicemailsegment #whoareyou / “I hope you score some poon out there, my brother…”/ “Just for reference…”/ “Dude I want you to get laid so bad…”/ “You’re not gonna be funny anymore…it’s gonna cut the edge off…”/ #carrytheload / #onemorevoicemail #trivalent / “What do you guys think about the trend with #gueststars on albums?” / #keepitthrashy / “Just get Sebastian back…that’s what the fans want.” (19:00): “We got any #shittah …?”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR (“Do you know who started the band #Puscifer ?”) / #metaltrivia / “I heard it was glorious…”/ Some upcoming metal shows…/ “We got the #YonderwaysMetalFest …we need to go to that…”/ #YatesvilleGeorgia / “I’ll bet that town is scared to death…”/ #Yersin THE SCYTHE IS REMORSELESS (“I don’t remember hearing this…”) / “For a minute I thought that dude’s shirt said Moist…” (25:44): “I gotta take a quick break…” / #TheDocket #DocketThirty / “Let’s go back in time about 30 minutes…or 30 years…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1994 – YEAR IN METAL / #ChickleAndWaffles / “We did all that, dude…”/ “We were in our early 20’s…”/ “You know what we gotta start with…” / “There’s just no way it could get any heavier…let’s start it out right”/ #Pantera STRENGTH BEYOND STRENGTH / “It was 2021 I think…”/ “You fingered it…at least…you #thumbblasted it…” / “Wow, you just made that gross…”/ #Nailbomb WASTING AWAY (#Supergroups) / “You know we’re almost to 5 years?” / #Episode250 will be right around our #FiveYearAnniversary / #EightySixDeathMatch #ComingSoon / “It’ll be a squeaker for sure…” (35:25): “I k

It’s safe to say that 1990 represented the absolute zenith of thrash metal greatness. All you have to do is thumb through everything released that year and you’ll have irrefutable proof. Thrash was at its peak when SUICIDAL TENDENCIES unleashed their 5th studio album, LIGHTS…CAMERA…REVOLUTION! their first to feature “future Metallica bassist” Robert Trujillo and also their first album to be sonically dominated more so by pure thrash than their earlier punk based, crossover sound. Even with all of the other epic albums released back in 1990, THIS one has the perfect guitar tone. With crystal clear cleans, precise crunch, brutal riffing, and face melting shreddery (not to mention Mike Muir’s undeniable lyrical message), this is quite literally THE perfect thrash album, an unmatched, hall of fame, stone cold classic. It literally has “all the balls”. We were “a little more twanglified than normal” because “we kinda went hard last night”. It’s time to discover some of the greatest “misheard lyrics” in metal and “chop out a line of Folgers” as we do our best to “bring smiles to faces” and lift others spirits during times of trouble. Get ready for some “tingling” (down there), grab yourself a to-go order of Ron’s “Rib Lounge Riblets”, break out your “laserdisc” players and JOIN US as we dive into “the perfect thrash album” known as LIGHTS…CAMERA…REVOLUTION! Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code METAL at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast https://www.youtube.com/@metalnerderypodcast SUICIDAL on the InterWebs: https://suicidaltendenciesofficial.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Ohhh, geez…” / #wehadsomefun #flavorcrystals / “Who wants #MrBlack …”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “A little more #twanglified than normal…”/ “I’m so glad y’all came…”/ #DamageInc #MetallicaTributeBand / “They sounded just like ‘em…”/ “There we go…”/ “Turn the bass all the way down…”/ “No…it was…the other #Loverboy song…”/ “I’m sorry…”/ #nostalgia / “Don’t need nothin’ but a #blowjob …”/ “If you like #Metallica …” (05:55): “These guys sent us product…”/ #Manscaped / #MacGyverBox (“That’s where your balls are, too…”) / #WeedWacker / #justkidding #allegedly #designerpubes / “It’s so much better…”/ #floorboard / “That’s for your face…” / #Lawnmower / “You don’t wanna get pubes everywhere…”/ “It’s like a 10 year old down there…”/ “When I pulled it out of the box…it was charged up!”/ #YourBallsWillThankYou #Manscaped / “That’s no way to treat your balls…”/ ***GO CHECK OUT MANSCAPED.COM AND USE THE PROMO CODE METAL FOR 20% OFF AND FREE SHIPPING!!!***/ #ballaftershave #balldeodorant / “Love your balls…”/ “It works for ALL the balls…” (11:50): “It’s been like 3 weeks…”/ #EdgarAllanPoe #PopUpSpeakEasy / “Foreplay?”/ “Sounds very color centric…”/ “Let me guess…was her name Raven?”/ “I feel like I still look kinda Asian from last night…”/ ***Check us out at #metalnerderypodcast on #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube and email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #voicemailsegment #pissingpost / “If you guys could put a band back together, who would it be?” / “They have to be alive…”/ #CelebrationDay / #LedZeppelin (#ScottIan and #ACDC) / #StormtroopersOfDeath #SOD / “If S.O.D. would just tour…”/ “Speaking of that… #DOWN is recording…” / #onemore #BobFromOhio (“Puts things into perspective…”) / #uhhhkay / “Everytime I listen to you guys…I just forget about…everything.”/ #PlayMistyForMe (21:15): “Do we got any #shittah ?” / #Daath (“They’re from Georgia, aren’t they?”) / ASCENSION / #HFS #badass / “It’s very tight…”/ “all the good stuff…”/ #Onomatopoeia / “Is that one of his kids?”/ “Maybe it’s nothing…I might have just made the whole thing up.” / #tangentionalality / “Some #Midol would be nice…and sometimes a little bit of validation…” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #BrunchEdition / “I’ve never had scrambled eggs that were so perfect…” / #heartnightmare / #friedchickenboobie / #gravy / #bacon / “You had to get your vitamins…and vegetables…” (27:03): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SUICIDAL TENDENCIES – LIGHTS…CAMERA…REVOLUTION! / “Everybody was talking about THIS, Cowboys From Hell, and Rust In Peace…”/ “This was a #HFS album…”/ “I don’t know what it is about the cover…it’s so that time…”/ “#SuicidalTendencies #ST lost their #Gram

Although they formed in Ventura, California in the early 70’s just a few short years after Black Sabbath and Judas Priest, CIRITH UNGOL (which, if you know anything about J.R.R. Tolkien and The Lord of the Rings lore, translates to mean “Spider’s Cleft”) sound like a band “out of time”. Whether they’re releasing 70’s sounding albums in the 80’s or releasing 80’s sounding albums in the 90’s, it should be noted that CIRITH UNGOL are one of the first ever doom metal bands, with a sound containing a unique blend of both doom and power metal elements, as well as hints of classic Priest & Sabbath. Discover the real difference between “LPs and EPs” and try to comprehend why EPs are actually “shorter” even though they sound like they’d be “longer”. Understand the reason “you’ve got to get your vasectomies early (and often)” and just know that “you’re not gonna make it better” talking about “roast beef sandwiches” unless you “pull out a pack of Arby’s sauce” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with the decade defying, anachronistic anomaly of doom and power metal that could only be known as CIRITH UNGOL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “We could totally do that…” / #startmeup / “Was the battle always between The Stones and The Beatles?” / #areyouastonesguy or #areyouabeatlesguy / “They’re different…”/ “…but they like it.”/ #TheRollingStones vs #TheBeatles #moderndayanalogy #genre / “What would be the modern-day analogy?” / #Zeppelin / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That’s delicious…”/ #LuxardoEspresso / “That’s got a little more #spicyzing on the end…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “wish I had my own…song.” / “How ‘bout that?” / #whoareyou / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“I’ve got the same one from the last one…”) / ***CHECK THE #SHOWNOTES FOR #THEDOCKET OR SKIP AHEAD ABOUT 20 MINUTES IF YOU NEED TO GET TO THE MEAT POST HASTE!!!*** / #bubblywater / “Basically it tastes like it has no joy in life…”/ ***Hit us up on #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast at #facebook and #youtube and #youvoobs or email us at [email protected] ***/ or hit us up and leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182 , yeah? / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT*** / #metalnerderypodcastpatreon / “Dyer maker…dyers eve?” / #totallydifferent / We DO have emails… / (07:19): “We got a request…” / #thedogs / Some correspondence from #EmberingEffigy regarding #YonderwaysMetalFest #FuckTonne / “we could do interviews with the bands…maybe the girls will show us their tits…”/ September 13 & 14 / #zoom / “Cheeseburger?” / #Doomsicle #Decimation #Ascension / “#blackmetal bands specifically…” / #unreadablelogos (“We don’t wanna be known by anybody…”) / “Just look at the basic shapes…”/ #ancientgeometery / “I accept you…”/ #dill #bigdill / “Did I mention the #AgnosticFront #documentary …?” / “That sounds like a mobsters name…”/ “You know what? It made him #hardasballs …”/ “Kinda like we have with our old thrash friends…”/ #longliverock / “It’s the #schnitzel of #Feschtivals …”/ #theymadeareallygoodpoint / “They’re trying to be more mainstream than the anti-mainstream…”/ “It’s like #fightclub …”/ “Looks like we got an email from across the pond…” / #DoubleMarvellous #CorkIreland #BodyDrinkers / ***WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!!***/ CORPOREAL SLURRY – WITCH BRIDE / “It’s like #deathmetal plus #blackmetal plus #thrash …”/ “#YES put out 3 song albums…”/ #LP vs #EP #longplays vs #extendedplays / “Once it gets swole…”/ #herewego / “That’s impressive…”/ #earlyandoften / “I would get one every other year…I need to get my gears stripped…”/ “Did y’all enjoy the drinking holiday we had recently?”/ #irishcarbomb #recipe / “What else is going on?” / “Dude, you could TOTALLY get laid…that would be so cool.”/ “It probably is…”/ #newmath / “You just wanna get this outta the way?” / #justbeyourself / “It’s a crazy first impression…”/ “You do pretty good down here…” / #yallacceptme / “I wouldn’t talk about #roastbeefsandwiches …” / “You’re not gonna make it better…” / “Just pull out a pack of #ArbysSauce …”/ #letsgo #sexualutilitybelt / “It’s all about the meats…” (25:40): “Are we toggling back and forth?” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CIRITH UNGOL – INSIDE THE METAL / #JRRTolkien #CirithUngol #backstory #BattleOfEvermoreASMR (“this is such nerd shit…”) / “They broke the oath…”/ “The first time I ever saw it…was on #RichardPryor #LiveOnTheSunsetStrip …” NOTE: It

With the release of their 4th album (a.k.a. one of the finest albums in thrash metal history), MEGADETH conquered new levels of greatness with their progressive thrash masterpiece RUST IN PEACE, featuring Marty Friedman on guitars and Nick Menza behind the drum kit who, along with founding members David Ellefson and Dave Mustaine, would become known as “the classic lineup” of the legendary band. Jam packed with crushing riffs, majestic guitar solos, and vivid lyrical imagery, RUST IN PEACE might very well be MEGADETH’s “Master of Justice…And Puppets for All” in terms of sheer technicality and progressive thrash craftsmanship. In short, RUST IN PEACE forever altered the thrash metal genre and raised the bar in terms of sheer musicianship, arrangement, and presentation. Discover the glaring difference between thrash and “heavy metal” and understand why “you gotta fluff first” in order to “build desire” and “keep up with the algorithm”. Find out why “5 hours is TRUE dedication”, why “fast and nasty” is the only way to go, and why “Florida is kind of our Australia” when you JOIN US as we dive into MEGADETH’s thrash metal magnum opus, RUST IN PEACE. MEGADETH on the InterWebs Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “that’s what I call my downstairs, man…”/ #alligatorwrestler #nope / “Dogs are kids…sorta.”/ “I never knew there were crocodiles in Florida…”/ #crocodiles vs #alligators / #markthetime / “They have the overbite and the longer snout…”/ #whathappenedwas (“Now all of a sudden…”) / “Maybe it’s like an intraspecies orgy…Florida is our Australia…”/ #clinky / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #MrBlack #CoffeeBrewLiqueur / “That’s our next sponsor…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, JUMP DOWN TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #TerrapinBrewery #LosBravos (“Named after the #atlantabraves …”) / “I’m not gonna read it…”/ #insertmexicanthememusichere #inserthorrificmexicanaccenthere / #theverdict (“That was beautiful…”) / “It’s got #daydrinking vibes to it…it’s pool beer…”/ #sonywatchman / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “Here’s what I learned this week…”/ “That’s not something new I learned…apparently porn is everywhere on #IG …”/ #instaporn #instaboobs #breastfeeding and #roastbeef / “Here’s how you can tell…” / #whorehandle (“No offense…”) / “I guess it makes sense…”/ ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT ON ALL THE SOCIAL MEDIAS AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST OR LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / (“You can also email us at [email protected] …”) / #MetalNerderyPatreonShoutout / “We don’t have any voicemail…but we do have some emails.” / #BobFromOhio (“Not kind?”) / #Venus #Mars #Uranus #planetariumASMR / “Tell us what show, bro…”/ “an email here from #GeeOff …”/ #awesomeentertainment / #firstmetalshow / “Dude, anybody who listens to this show…”/ #soldout #earplugsASMR #mythreesons (“5 hours!? That’s dedication!”) / #thankyouforthat (“I think he’s from #downunder …”) / #Brisbane (“Maybe one for the #shittah , yeah?”) / #BrisbaneOhio / #BrisbaneAustralia / “That’s TRUE dedication…”/ “Nice reference…you NEVER saw that movie!?” / “It looks like something you’d see on cable…”/ #bolth #assumptions #BrisbaneTennessee (13:19): #WeTheHollow (“I don’t know why it paused…”) #creepykeyboards (“It’s like #KISS meets #Slipknot …”) / “Like #SlipknotEngage …see what I did there?”/ “Here’s a question…did Slipknot kinda invent that?” / #nowweregonnasing / “They might have been close to the beginning…”/ #Slipknot is more thrash than #Korn / “The beginning of the…”/ “That’s where potatoes come from…”/ “I’ve got a few reflections…”/ #thepasttwoweeks #foodapologist #foodparanoia / “There’s a week…”/ “Every once in a while…”/ “Three billiard ball sized balls…and dark and dirty coffee…”/ #buttcoffee #waterbutt #buttpoop #waterbuttbuttpoopbuttcoffee / “and they’re holding onto their phones…” / #phoneclit (19:59): #RussellsReflectionsASMR #72Seasons #AndJusticeForAllPart2 / “It’s #TheBlackAlbumPartTwo …”/ “Song for song…” / “They weren’t that bad…” / #fiftypercentbone / “It seems a little faster…” / #Metallica SLEEPWALK MY LIFE AWAY (“already, heavier than anything on #TheBlackAlbum …”) / “That bass is aggro…”/ “Alright, go to the 3 minute mark…”/ “It’s the #YellowAlbum for sure, man…”/ “At some point we’ll do an #albumdive of that…and #KISS #Destroyer …”/ “There’s not

After hair metal all but destroyed heavy metal in the late 80’s and early 90’s, things were a bit grim. Grim in the same sort of way that Birmingham, England was grim in the late 60’s. Perhaps one of the silver linings to emerge out of the make-up and hairspray laden aftermath of glam was the down to earth, retro metal infused sounds emerging out of the Pacific Northwest region of the United States, specifically, the “Seattle scene” which brought us an entirely new genre of metal (aka “grunge”) that served as a desperately needed palette cleanser and helped to breathe new life into the dystopian landscape which had become the world of metal. Enter Seattle, Washington’s SOUNDGARDEN, a staple of the Seattle “grunge” scene of the early 1990’s that combined the best elements of classic Zeppelin and Sabbath built on a foundation of unpredictable & untraditional riffs chock full of heavy alternate tunings, ugly chords, and screaming vocals, conjuring a heavy 70’s infused sound which is both simultaneously retro and brutally modern. It’s time to saddle up your “goat camel” and call the “dingo hunter” to learn more about the rich culture of “The Belgish” that goes far beyond “waffles and white beers”. Find out what used to put the “high” in high school, get ready for some “karaoke reflections” (including the best Creed impression ever) and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with Seattle’s alternative metal mavericks, SOUNDGARDEN Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SOUNDGARDEN on the Interebs: https://www.soundgardenworld.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Crack into this one…”/ #healthconcerns (“Do y’all ever worry?”) #phillycheesesteak (“It’s a delicious Philly cheesesteak…it’s so delicious that every time I eat it…”) / “Eat a salad later, it’ll be fine…”/ “It’s the circle of life…”/ #metalnerderyhealthcorner / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #weanticipatesexualpussyASMR / #MrSciatica / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GET STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, GO TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #MutationBrewing #99X (“Barnes, Leslie, and Shelby…”) / “They’re credited with getting #Silverchair famous I believe…”/ #dingohunter / #theverdict (“It tastes like the kinda beer you’d drink…at a festival show…outside the camp site.”) (06:31): “Before you get into that…a former Metal Nerd got some love.”/ “Episode 250 is gonna be big…”/ “He’s welcome every time…”/ ***Hit us up on the social media at #metalnerderypodcast, email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou (“It’s Greg…or Craig…but probably Greg”) #newcaller regarding our 1984 episode and our 1988 #HeadToHeadDeathMatch (“One IS #TheStairwayToHeavenOfMetal …”) / #BreweryX / “My new favorite caller…”/ #myguy (“That’s like 9 people now…”) / “Mainly because he just came back from the sea…”/ “That was an impossible pick…”/ “That’s the beauty about this podcast…”/ “We can’t really (fairly) do ’90, until we do an #albumdive for #RustInPeace …”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR and #DamageInc / “There’s some things I missed on vacation…”/ #karaoke and #MatthewsKaraokeReflections and #Creed and #Slayer (“If you can name it, I can do it…”) / “I looked and I was crossed off the list…”/ “Dude…it’s like sauce. #RainingBlood is code for #extrasauce on my pizza…”/ “There’s occasionally this fella that comes out…very high on the spectrum.” / “He did #CannibalCorpse wearing a dress…”/ “We need to open our own #metalbar …”/ “There’s spectrums upon spectrums…and a highly unpopular study.” / #vastmajority (“It’s something that nobody wants to talk about…if you don’t talk about it, we can never figure it out.”) / “It’s a very functional version…” / #goodanalogy / “Like the D&D of Risk…” / “That’ll be last Sunday when this comes out…”/ “We could make it a #Patreon …you’re allowed to say Patreon here…” / #blackdog / “She identifies as white now…like a #pinkishpeach …”/ “It’s mostly just crickets…/ #dildocream / “It is kinda funny…unless you got it.” (25:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SOUNDGARDEN – INSIDE THE METAL / “The best elements of #Zeppelin and the best elements of #Sabbath …”/ “They sorta don’t fit in a box…”/ Remember the movie #Singles ?/ “They use alternate tunings and ugly chords…”/ “Yeah but you know what…”/ “OMG it’s cold sore boy…”/ Reme

Welcome to the inaugural episode of the Metal Nerdery Podcast “Bootleg Edition” series, recorded deep within the echoey underground confines of The Bunkerpoon, direct from The Bunkerpoon video feed. While we strive to be “The Black Album of Podcasts” (in terms of sheer production quality), we decided to see what it might sound like if Bob Rock produced the podcast equivalent of St. Anger (which is still Bob Rock btw…just sayin’). Think of this episode as “the raw demo” edition of Metal Nerdery Podcast before Rock & Rubin come in to transform it into the Black Album of the Reign in Blood of the St. Anger of the Death Magnetic of Metal Nerdery Podcast. If you’re blessed enough to have relaxers on hand, we feel you might enjoy the “unusual” vibe of this episode a tad more than usual. IRON MAIDEN’s 2nd album (and final album with frontman Paul Di’Anno), KILLERS, is the transition album that bridged the gap between the Di’Anno era and the Dickinson era and ultimately transformed Maiden into the progressive metal powerhouse that they are today. With Side 1 full of NWOBHM riffs that are more reminiscent of “punk rock metal” and Side 2 containing all the best aspects of 70’s prog rock (assuming you’re following along on either vinyl or cassette), there are a multitude of textures, sounds, and styles on this album that would close out the Di’Anno era quite nicely, offering a glimpse of the dynamic musical expansion that would soon follow. It’s time to re-think definitions and rebrand horrific offenses because “It’s never funny when it happens to you” (and also because ”it can happen to dudes, too.”). Discover which artist represents the birth of the new genre known as “Dungeon Doom metal”, as well as an obscure Valentines’ Day conspiracy theory. Find out why you should NEVER listen to our podcast while in a Chik-Fil-A drive-thru (especially if “macaroni and cheese” is involved), behold the glaring difference between “Genghis” and GENGHIS Khan (the biggest rapper known “across the world”) and THANK YOU for taking the time to JOIN US as we dive into IRON MAIDEN: KILLERS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast MAIDEN on the Interwebs https://www.ironmaiden.com More MAIDEN Episodes here https://www.metalnerdery.com/iron-maiden

Given that it was produced and released without the band’s involvement (and likely lacking the front to back awesomeness it would have otherwise possessed), WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR ROCK ‘N’ ROLL was “technically” BLACK SABBATH’s 7th release; a greatest hits compilation covering “The First Six” albums from the legendary Ozzy Osbourne era of the band. Having said that, we decided to build what WE believe woulda/coulda/shoulda been the perfect Black Sabbath compilation. And before anyone gets all twisted up and twanglified about our choices, “let it be known” that our selection criteria for this compilation was limited to songs from The First Six (some which were actually included on the original release of WSOSFRNR, including a few others we felt were essential) as well as a smattering of songs off the first two albums from the Ronnie James Dio era. Get ready to find out what “sounds like 1973” as well as which song sounds like “bats flying around” and which instrumental is (relative to the songs before and after) analogous to” the white goo in the middle” of an Oreo that holds everything together. Discover which KISS “after dark” merchandise item should belong to only the most dedicated fan, fire up the “boat internet” and learn about which countries seem “continentless” and which continent has “kangaroos that can beat up crocodiles” after “15 drinks a day” when you JOIN US for a look inside our OWN perfect 7th Sabbath album: WE SOLD OUR SOULS FOR SABBATH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SABBATH on the InterWebs: http://www.blacksabbath.com/ WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR SABBATH playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1Hy8zEZcHh71AuaJsYqJp3?si=2687d8cdf658464e Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s the first day of being a Time Lord…that’s how time #identifies now…”/ #blackandwhiteera (“When everything was in black and white…”) / “I thought they were further west…”/ “Their time zone ‘identifies’ as eastern…”/ #languagearts #partsofspeech #DST / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “I bought a bottle of #darkchocolaterum …”/ ***Check the #shownotes for #TheDocket ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***/ #seaman (“He was on a boat…but he wasn’t driving the boat.”) / #cityonthewater / “They’re the #WalMart of the cruise lines…”/ #learningexperience / “Do you have one good story…that’s on par with the hog story…”/ #patreonshoutout / “I don’t know if it’s the slash…”/ “This is #metalnerderypodcast …and you’re listening to #metalnerderypodcast …in case you didn’t know…”/ #audiobook #birthschoolmetallicadeath #MetalNerderyBookClub / #biopic / #thisepisodesbeverageoftheepisode #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“That’s how it ‘identifies’…”)/ #RebelHardCoffee #samplerpack (“You sir are a blessing…”) / #fivepercentABV / #LuxardoEspressoASMR / #espressomartinis / “We bought the drink package…15 drinks a day…”/ “That’s a limit, NOT a goal…”/ ***Go check out our #Patreon for the #hogbackstory …***/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR (09:55): “Transcripts are the #autocorrect of transcription…”/ Send us some correspondence on the social media or at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #whoareyou #BobFromOhio #TheVoiceMailSegment #MetalChurchShoutout / “Bob seems very down to earth…”/ #divingboardbone / “We’ve got one more…this is a good one…”/ #KISSASMR / “I’m ready now…”/ “Name three songs…”/ #gatekeeping (“Wear the shirts…spread the awareness…”/ “It’s Bolton though dude, that’s different…”/ #RussellsReflectionsCruiseEdition / “That’s reaching if you can’t hit those high notes…”/ #rapingourearholes (“as long as it’s a little bit funny…to you.”) (16:15): WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “I couldn’t take my #firestick on the boat…you’ve got #boatinternet …”/ #FamilyGuyASMR / #TheDarius #RoadTripMetalPlaylist on #Amazon (“I used it on my drive to Orlando…”) / #autosuckASMR / ***Stay tuned for the #MetalNerderyBootlegEdition episode…”/ #videoaudio / “He was front row…”/ #shadowbanned / “Why do they call them ‘Sugar’?” / #Sylosis WORSHIP DECAY (“Add that to the list…”) / “Thank you for that…”/ “We’re time lords dude, we can do whatever we want…” (22:50): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR SABBATH!!! / “Technically, Doro is a bartender now…”/ #theseventhalbum from the mighty #BlackSabbath #WeSoldOurSoulForRockNRoll / “Some of the choices on it were…”/ “Technically…why

Spring, 1991. Thrash had hit its apex as a genre and was beginning the transition into what would become “the next wave” of thrash with a sound and identify located somewhere between the thrash, groove, and death metal genres. With SEPULTURA’s 4th album, ARISE, emerging a mere 2 years after their 1989 thrash masterpiece, Beneath The Remains, the Brazilian metal shamans continued to refine and intensify the evolution of their sound, creating a veritable cocktail of extreme metal with new dimensions of heaviness, including tons of crushing riffs, creepy soft intros, and eerily dark harmonies. It’s time to discover how “normal writing” identifies and hear what it sounds like when you take ayahuasca in the jungles of Brazil. Always remember to never “be an A word or a C word” and instead “be a blessing” because we are all struggling to cope in this new era of “middle evil”. Raise your standards and elevate yourself to something greater than leaping over a “one-inch hurdle” (like riding a bike to the mall 10 miles just to play “hide the finger” in a movie theater perhaps). Find out which song title we thought identified as “a slang term for the downstairs” and JOIN US on this journey of metal discourse as we dive into the next wave of thrash brutality that could only be identified as SEPULTURA’s ARISE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “After that, we’re gonna do the P word…the other P word.” / #choosewisely (“No peanut butter…no pudding pops.”) / “Let’s do this and stop talking about P words…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That’s good stuff…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Captain Billiam, Admiral Russell, and…Corporal Numbnuts”/ “One word gets the letter and that’s it.” / #xavier #xanadu #xword / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #GoatIslandBrewing #EnglishStyleBritishAle (“Sorry, that’s a P word…”) / #noABV #bornondate (“It was made in Alabama, so they do it the right way.”) / “Ever notice how Zakk Wylde sounds like Peter Griffin?” / #onmicburp (“He’s from Sveden…”) / ***To skip the nonsense, jump down to #TheDocket ***/ You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the social media pages or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #whoareyou #TheDarius (“You guys got a female email…”) / A point to ponder regarding #StrangerThings and #Metallica / #keepitthrashy / “Wasn’t that like in ’86?” / “It might have made more sense…”/ #earlyreleasedays / “My guy…” / “It sounds very G word to me…”/ #anachronistic / “You didn’t have to do that…”/ “It’s the I word or the NA word…”/ “Who says that to anybody ever?”/ #middleevil #thenewera / “That’s two first names dude…”/ #theythem (“Does it really bother you?”) / “If you cut it out, nobody talks about it…”/ “You’re one person, you’re not multiple…just be it.” / “You’re trying to stand out…but you’re just inadvertently lumping yourself back into a group.”/ “That’s what matters…”/ #groupsessions / “Be a blessing…”/ #dontbeanasshole / “I’ve only got so much energy and I don’t have enough energy to be pissed off…”/ “Oh by the way…”/ I want you to refer to me as #hugecockwheeler until the end of time / “You’re aiming low…you shouldn’t be known for THAT.” / #oneinchhurdle / “He looks like Dave Chappelle’s cousin…”/ “I hope this helps some people…” / #dontbeacunt #itdoesntmatter (“Your privilege is showing, sir.”) / “I feel like I know what a #pronoun is…a pronoun is…” / #discourse (“We’re all its”) (21:58): #DocketThirty #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SEPULTURA – ARISE / “This is their 4th album…it’s their #AndJusticeForAll …”/ “There are certain moments in metal…”/ “I remember that truck…I thought that was how you got pussy…”/ “This has bass, right?”/ Released March 25, 1991 / “There’s #groovemetal all over this album…”/ Bridging the gap between thrash and death metal / “I think they were definitely in this box…I have that tape somewhere.”/ “Y’all brought the cooze…”/ “He’s a bass player…it explains a lot.” / #SlayerConspiracyTheory / “What’s the difference between a zim and a zur?”/ “We’re gonna be the best old people ever…”/ “Oh yeah? Well, I rode my bike…and played #hidethefinger in the movie theater…”/ ARISE #killeropener / “It’s like that weird combination of Metallica and Slayer…” (33:06): “Is this their Enter Sandman?” / “I’m good…I’m out.”/ “I’m putting that on the li

1984 was the year that saw the introduction of the Apple Macintosh, the launch of the Technology, Entertainment, Design conference, and the year the world learned of the terrifyingly destructive potential of A.I. courtesy of Skynet and The Terminator. 1984 is more than just the title of George Orwell’s cautionary, dystopian novel or Van Halen’s wildly successful 6th album. 1984 is the year that heavy metal began to intensify exponentially, including the continued evolution of thrash and black metal, as well as the release of “the ultimate anthem” that resulted in one of the greatest music videos in heavy metal history. Prepare for some “great pod” and one of the most “brilliant” voicemails we’ve ever received, including our first ever “beer of the voicemail”. Discover the identify of “the BIGGEST KISS fan” (courtesy of “Blind Dog Malmsteen”), learn what W.A.S.P. actually stands for, as opposed to what we thought it meant (which is actually way funnier), grab yourself some “Scoobitaboosh” in preparation for our Animalize album dive (available exclusively on Patreon), break out your “electric twanger” and JOIN US as we journey back in time to the Year In Metal: 1984. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Support Metal Nerdery - https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Whee, whee…”/ “That was the father…”/ #chauffeuse (“I learned that from watching #Archer …”) / “It’s the guy who does #BobsBurgers …”/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #Luxardo #Espresso / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “Out with the bad…in with the good.”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #MrCoffee #MrShades #MrStubble / “It’s that weird in between phase…like a homeless Sonny Crockett…”/ “Isn’t it illegal to make a U-Turn at an intersection?” / “I was just thinking to myself…and then immediately, 3 cars in a row made a U-Turn…”/ “You mean 18 and older…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #noABV / “I let her pick one out…”/ #FoederFruits #YazooBrewing #BoysenberryKeyLimeSourAle / “Oh shit, it’s foamy…”/ #theverdict (“Your wife’s never picking beer out again, bro…”/ “You could pickle okra in this…”/ #tobefair (“I’m not trying to be a dick…”) (07:55): “It’s like Lars producing albums…”/ #onmicburp #markthetime #buttoninventory / “That’s gonna be meaty…and cheesy…”/ “That soap smells like #FantaGrape mixed with #GrapeNowAndLaters …”/ “Which is the better tasting #candywax ?” / #SlayerReunionNews / “It’s fake…”/ #deepfakememes #brutal / “The internet’s really starting to get to me now…”/ “I thought he played football…”/ #fakemovieposters / “Is it just trolls being trolls for the sake of being trolls?”/ “They’re the new #KISS they’re the new #MotleyCrue …”/ “You can’t like anything anymore…”/ “It’s the thrill of playing live…”/ #megaboner / “Tell us why you didn’t put more sugar in it…”/ “You gave her too much freedom…see what happens?”/ #suffrage vs #suffering (16:41): If you’d like to leave us some correspondence you can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast or YOU CAN LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #whoareyou #Trip6 #thisvoicemailsbeerofthevoicemail #BrutalBrewsBrewery #sixpointnineABV (“Good morning drinking beer…”) / #ValentinesDayMassacre #supercut #shoutout (“That was great pod…”) / A work around for the upcoming 1986 Head-to-Head #DeathMatch / “That might be one of the voicemails we’ve ever gotten…#beerofthevoicemail …”/ #brilliant / #MIsForMartha / #TheAccused / #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom (“That’s the domain name, bro…”) (21:26): “I think it’s time / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1984 – YEAR IN METAL / “That’s the year that everything changed…”/ “Where to start?” / What’s the first ’84 centric thing you heard? / “Looking back, that sounds like 1984…”/ #Queensryche CHILD OF FIRE (“Sounds kinda like #powermetal …”) / “That’s going to be the soundtrack album for my new book, #ScreamFromTheBalls …”/ #DIO THE LAST IN LINE / “That’s 1984 for sure…” / “That gives me so much bone, even now…” (27:20): “Let’s do a little bit of #YngwieJMalmsteen …” / #Trilogy is not pronounced as #Triology / “Is it? Good.” / “I feel like that’s some #bassplayerhate towards singers…”/ “I think this one is mostly instrumentals though…” / ICARUS DREAM SUITE Op 4 (“That sounds like black metal…”) / “It’s got some weedly-woos in there, probably…”/ “This is one of those growers…”/ #recordscratch BLACK STAR (“This is the soundtra

Originally formed in the thrash metal mecca known as The Bay Area a year before Metallica was even a thing (shortly before relocating to the Tri-County, metropolitan Seattle, Washington realm), METAL CHURCH continues to bless congregations of faithful metal fans with their own unique brand of thrash infused progressive power metal which has relentlessly persisted and triumphed for more than four decades. While we acknowledge “we can’t judge entire albums” by just a sample of songs from each one, there’s no denying the consistent sonic salvation found throughout the entire METAL CHURCH discography. Find out which riff may have influenced the mighty Slayer and discover the reason why turning on the blacklights in the Bunkerpoon bears a striking resemblance to a planetarium. Get ready for a “homework assignment” (thanks to an elusively familiar riff which earwormed us into a fit of obsessed madness), behold “the ultimate insult” for “those of you who don’t know how to count in Roman” (or do math), be sure to NOT get your burger “bunless” (because “the meat lives between the buns”) and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with Seattle’s saints of thrash infused progressive power metal, METAL CHURCH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast METAL CHURCH on the InterWebs: https://www.metalchurchofficial.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Let me ask you something…” / #herewego / #bunlessburger / “It seems like a homeless burger…/ “The meat lives between the buns…”/ “I just take the patty…”/ “I may or may have NOT…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “That would take me like 3 months…”/ #fatangrylesbian / #thicklyandquickly / “I kinda like the #SonnyCrockett you’re workin’…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…CHECK #THEDOCKET ***/ #Terrapin #WhiteChocolate #MooHoo #OlanMillsASMR #TheVerdict / “It’s good…dessert beer.” / #sixpointoneABV / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “You take a sip, and you have a thought…”/ #Turducken / “It’s still got the funny moments…”/ #contactlensinsertion / “Mr. and Mrs. Russell…”/ #markthetime / “That’s a very #Dice kinda move…”/ #NWOTHM / “They do more than just horror, right?”/ “If you’re into #wrastling …”/ “I had a realization last night…” / #unpopularopinion #UFC / “Watching it, it almost looks like…a gay couple having aggressive foreplay…”/ “It’s a chess match…it’s kinda erotic…never got a bone.”/ “It was the cleanest…” / #markthetime / “I really like that guy…”/ #jackedandscary / “Is there a female UFC?”/ “They’re certainly NOT making out…”/ #strikers and #grapplers (13:57): You can email us at [email protected] or check us out on the #socialmedia at #metalnerderypodcast / *** #PATREONSHOUTOUT *** / #thefirst / Email regarding our #JudasPriest episodes from our #firstpatreon patron / #challengeaccepted / “Love the show and look forward to it every week…”/ #RockAndRollHallOfFame / “Much less making laws for the country…”/ “How about some voicemails?” / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #DariusFromPoundTown #ThrashFamilyTree #ObscureMetal #PrayRist #RoadTripMetalPlaylist on #Amazon #moreplease #thrashambassador #NWOOSTM (Modern day thrash metal…) / #ThePost #coughsolo (courtesy of #TonyIommi) / “I really dig it…”/ #KISS / “He kissed back…”/ THANK YOU for your feedback!!! / We got some SHIT-TAH!!! / “It was…Angela.”/ #metalcore #TheGraveDenial REVERIE (“They’re good…they’re covered.”) / “Screamy and then melodic…”/ “Let the record show, a LADY sent us some #shittah !!!”/ “You know what we should play?” / #weirdlysimilaralbumcovers #KerryKing IDLE HANDS / “Sounds like #Slayer …”/ NOTE: It's NOT Robb Flynn…it’s Phil Demmel… #twanglification #dingdongdoofus / #supergroup / “Don’t know why I made him Irish…”/ #tobefair #RepentlessASMR #ReRepentless / “Oooh, that’s gonna be meaty…”/ #Hellyeah / #dildowholesalewarehouse / #BlackStrap / “We don’t hang out on the weekends…”/ #AshesOfTheLeviathanTour #Mastodon #LambOfGod / “They’re not gonna be cheap…”/ #upcomingshows / “I remember the last time we saw #Helmet …”/ #TheOldMasquerade / #LEFT (30:43): “It’s 30 at #DocketThirty #TheDocket …”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METAL CHURCH – INSIDE THE METAL / “They formed in ’80…”/ “It was thrash infused #powermetal …”/ #genre / “They never get the mention…”/ “They just released a new albu

“And in THIS corner…” Already knowing (going in) that our 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH was gonna be “bigger than China”, the Bunkerpoon oversight committee made the executive decision to break this “hog” of an episode into a two-part cliffhanger dangler. At this point, we’ve covered side 1 and now we’re tackling side 2 of Metallica’s …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL and Slayer’s SOUTH OF HEAVEN. And let’s just say that since “the upstairs and downstairs no longer match” you’re gonna wanna “get you some popcorn” and brace yourselves for multiple “hockey soccer” moments because this one was a bloodbath to the end. It’s time to reconvene in the Bunkerpoon with “Mr. Black, Mr. Dice, and Mr. Shave” as we discuss the first “frontman drummer” in metal as well as which song “should have been track 11 on Reign In Blood”. Behold “the end of Metallica thrash and the most doomy Slayer song ever” and get a “sneak peek” of what our NEXT Death Match is gonna be when you JOIN US for PART 2 of our 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH between METALLICA’s …And Justice For All and SLAYER’s South of Heaven. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “This is NOT an Ozzy episode…” / “Who’s the King of Darkness…Ozzy?”/ “At the very least…he’s definitely a prophet of metal…”/ “Apparently Satan’s got #hugetits …”/ #youcantoffendanatheist / “You don’t believe in any of it…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK EVERYONE TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #heneedscrackers or #popcorn (“I did it for you…”) #popcornASMR / “Mr. Shave…”/ “The downstairs does not match…”/ #fromthetits #ballbeardtransplant / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #MrBlack ***SKIP TO THE DOCKET AT #THEDOCKET ***/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #IronShield #HeroesHelles #fuckyeah #fourpointeightABV #daydrinkingbeer (“A very slight honey finish…”) / “I’ve loaded my face…”/ #bedbeard #majorvanityissues / “I had pretty good hair…”/ #dontgiveup / “You look like #Meatloaf no matter what…”/ #diettribe / “I’m totally gonna get laid…”/ #Doomsicle #onetakewonders / “Dude, we’d be rolling in pussy and cocaine…” (10:06): “Trip6 is our Australian ambassador…”/ “Should I call it a hog?”/ #erectionyear / #penisterms / “It’s enormous, it’s huge…it’s bigger than China…”/ #correspondence ***HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #voicemailsegment #BobFromOhio #PookyPark (“This one’s really freaky…”) / “That sounds like a nightmare…”/ “I’m gonna come spend the night and stay in your bedroom…”/ “Black and white is instantly creepy…”/ “What’s creepier: AI, the 1950’s, or Black and White?”/ “It tastes like banana bread…” (16:16): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH FEATURING SLAYER’S SOUTH OF HEAVEN AND METALLICA’S …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL- PART II / “This is our first ever #cliffhanger episode…”/ “The upstairs and the downstairs no longer match…this is our Re-Load episode…”/ “For those keeping score…” (***Check out the previous episode for details…***) / #hockeysoccer #socckey #bolthree / #Slayer vs #Metallica #SouthOfHeaven vs #AndJusticeForAll / MANDATORY SUICIDE #killercloser #sideone (“Can you go to the very end?”) #spokenword / “Ever heard the song Bullet The Blue Sky? It’s actually pretty cool for #U2 …”/ “You guys know WAY too much U2!”/ “Which song is a better closer…for side 1?”/ “I’m gonna go #hockeysoccer on that one…”/ “I’m telling you right now…it’s their #StairwayToHeaven …”/ “ONE made me read a book…” / #uhhhkay / #letsfist (26:36): THE SHORTEST STRAW #killeropener #sidetwo (“Who needs bass when you’ve got a guitar that sounds like that?”) / “That riff is weird…”/ “Here’s the analogy you’re looking for…”/ “Dude you’re the Nikki Sixx of drummers…”/ “He’s the best #frontmandrummer in metal…”/ “Back then he put it in one place…”/ “Foreskin adds like 6 inches…”/ “I can already tell you what wins…relative to openers.” / #letsfistagain / GHOSTS OF WAR (“We should at least play this next part…if the drummer can do it.”) / “This should have been song 11 on Reign in Blood…” / “This is track 6…”/ “However…if you wanna talk about the #killeropener …” / “Referring back to the last episode…Jeff Hanneman was selling #Converse …”/ #weirddreams / “It’ll be huge in China…”/ #murderonthefrontrow / #backwhenihadhair / “You said Photograph and that’s

The Bunkerpoon is all about passion and “Love Excretions”. Enjoy all the likes and the loves of this year’s Valentines Day Massacre and Happy Valentines Day to all! Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast #MetalNerderyPodcast #ValentinesDayMassacre #HappyValentinesDay

“In THIS corner…” Throughout the thrash community, there’s always been a battle line drawn between the progressive, harmony laden sensibilities of METALLICA and the darker, eviler shades of SLAYER. For many of us, the two albums from these two thrash titans that are most synonymous with summertime and high school are Metallica’s …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL and Slayer’s SOUTH OF HEAVEN, two undisputed thrash classics released in the Year of our Riff Lord, 1988. Discover why the only thing more “off-putting, irresponsible, and exhausting” than hearing your friend say: “your mom was hot” is hearing them say: “I wear a speedo and I eat mayonnaise”. Always remember that “you know it’s funny when you get tickled before you can even get it out” and find out how to look 15 years younger even if some people find it “terrifying”. Learn how gauges can add a whole new dimension to your OnlyFans “career” and why “size” does not necessarily equal “potency” when you JOIN US for the first half of this heavyweight, 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH, featuring METALLICA’s …And Justice For All and SLAYER’s South of Heaven. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SLAYER on the InterWebs: https://www.slayer.net/ METALLICA on the InterWebs: https://www.metallica.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #bigfourthrash #classicthrash / “I thought it would be like Trump’s tits…”/ “I don’t recognize that bottle…”/ #MrBlack #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #coffeeliqueur / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “I Loaded my face…”/ #cleanshaven #angrybuddhababy (“You look 15 years younger…”) / “Dude, that’s terrifying…you look so innocent.”/ “You’re too hard on yourself…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #RebelHardCoffee #TwelveFive #fivepercentABV / #MandelaEffect / “This tastes like…”/ “That should be the regimen from now on…”/ “You know who posts the best memes?” / “That’s where it comes from, right from the nipples…”/ “You know it’s funny when you get tickled before you can even get it out…”/ #weirddream (“You should stay the course and do what you’re gifted at…”) / “Dude you shouldn’t be selling shoes…”/ “What do y’all think of when you think of #foodblasphemy ?”/ “I wear a speedo and I eat mayonnaise…”/ #correspondence ***Check us out on the social media at #metalnerderypodcast or email us at [email protected] or SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpost #ObscureMetal (“Favorite obscure metal?”) / #TheAccused #RigorMortis #WrathchildAmerica #Handsome #Nailbomb / “Goblin Cock?”/ “If we had internet back then…”/ “When I think of obscure now, I think about high school…”/ “Super uh-scure…”/ “I like the fact that Mojo got some love…”/ “We’re already number 2…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #TheRisingTide #deathcore #NewZealand THE HOPE WE DIE FOR / #ultraballs (“It’s like #Meshuggah with a huge boner…”) / “It makes them more down under than Down Under…”/ “Think of what that could do for your porn career…”/ “Bigger than China…”/ “That’d be a great name for a Cure tribute band…”/ “I literally look like a dick with glasses…”/ “Can we look that up real quick, Jamie?”/ #minions (26:38): #TheDocket #1988 METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1988 HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH: SLAYER’S SOUTH OF HEAVEN VS METALLICA’S …AND JUSTICE FOR ALL / #HeadToHeadDeathmatch #Slayer #Metallica #SouthOfHeaven vs #AndJusticeForAll / “You gotta remember what we’re following up after…”/ “They’re the heavyweights…”/ “Even minus the bass…”/ “Those two albums define high school and summer…”/ “I think we’ve done an ’88…” / #1988Metal / “Starcourt, I had to look that up…”/ #shopliftingwithmoney / “Don’t we have 9 songs and 9 songs?” (31:51): “Take a damn step back…look at that album cover…”/ #iwilltellyou / “Anything Slayer does is more eviler…”/ “You always looked like a big dude to me…”/ “He basically maximized the brand that was the band…”/ “Jason Newsted was the Steve Harris of #FlotsamAndJetsam …”/ Release dates: which one came out first? July vs August / Reflecting on when #WREKage first played South of Heaven / “Actually…”/ “Georgia doesn’t have 2 things…”/ #summertimevibes / “I kept waiting for the bass…”/ “We played his parents pool party…the parents were hammered…” / #yourmomwashot (39:39): “You’ve gotta go chronologically…” / ***Go check out our album dives for South of Heaven & …And Justice For All*** / SOUTH OF HEAVEN (“

Back in the early 90’s (along with hometown thrash titans Ghost Story, Akathesia, and Nihilist) one of the most unique bands to have dominated the local metal scene and trailblazed the path for rap metal before it was even a genre was Atlanta cross-over, groove metal pioneers, STUCK MOJO. Armed with the aural onslaught of Rich Ward’s behemoth guitar sound and the “no bones about it” ferocity of Bonz’s rhymes, STUCK MOJO were definitely THE band to experience live, with one of their most memorable shows transpiring when “The Duke of Metal” and company performed inside a record store at Gwinnett Place Mall during peak business hours, resulting in a joyful noise for the fans who gathered and a case of “instant regret” for mall management who didn’t realize what they’d committed to until it was too late (“Stranger Things” indeed…). Get ready to comprehend why hyperinflation and over-monetization have transformed “toothless & stinkless” into premium upgrade options, always be accommodating enough to say “They” if you’re unsure of how to address someone and don’t know if “They” are actually “a dude or a chick…or a group of people”. Find out why some of us are “almost too overqualified to be a bass player”, always remember that “waterboarding takes a lot out of you”, prepare a plate of “guitar pasta”, enjoy our “diet tribes”, and JOIN US (until the very end for “a taste of Doomsicle”) as we go INSIDE THE METAL, Atlanta style, with the unparalleled STUCK MOJO. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Support Metal Nerdery - https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Stuck Mojo on the InterWebs https://www.facebook.com/StuckMojo/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Now it’s official…” / #extendedplay vs #longplay (How is that shorter?) / #tunacan vs #oilcan / “I think we were really nice to Bill today…” / “Grandma and baseball…”/ #Doomsicle / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN BUNKERPOON STUDIOS INTERNATIONAL!!!*** / “And the fella who’s NOT here…”/ #thebassplayerofdrummers / ***if you wanna go straight to the meat of the episode, check the #shownotes for #thedocket ***/ “I wanna fuck with a metronome…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “This is completely unrelated…you know how EVERYTHING is #monetized now?” / #hookerupcharges / “That’s an extra $400…”/ #noteeth (“She wasn’t 90, don’t worry about it…”) / “And you put your dick in there?”/ #uhhhkay / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Am I doing it?” / #AlcaChino #thirteenpointfivepercentABV (“That’s cocoa, not cocaine…”) / #HowiesSpiked / “I feel weird doing your thing…”/ #cuckholdASMR / “Get some more of these for the next session…”/ “That’s a great name…”/ #DoomsicleDebut / “Give everybody a foreplay boner…”/ #onetakewondersessions / “You’re a pretty damn good guitar player…”/ “And the #waterboarding …”/ “It’s like a reverse baked potato…”/ “I think that might have been from the #LiveEvil episode…”/ #Patreon (“As in a patron…”) / “Do we have correspondence?” / #stickitin / “Oh it’s jackin up, bro…”/ #FacebookMalfunction #uhhhkay (“WTF, man?”) / “NOW it’s there…”/ “I’m gonna say ‘they’…”/ #BlastFemur WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “He or they or she or it…”/ GUESS I’LL JUST DIE (“I like this…”) #oldschoolstyle / “I gotta go to that place…I feel like it’s a dildo wholesale warehouse…”/ “If it makes the labes wet, good for them…”/ ***You can hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast or email us at [email protected] OR YOU CAN LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #TripSix #ILoveGoblinCock #diettribes (“To hastily…greedily scarf down penis?”) / “For the record…”/ #GoblinCock FLUMED (“It’s like Quicksand meets Tool…”) / STUMPED (“We’ve gotta do a Goblin Cock episode…”) / “That’s gotta be a button…”/ #onemorevoicemail #KenFromConnecticut and #ArmoredSaint #PunchingTheSky / “Donald Trump speaks from the tits…” / #DonaldTrumpChinaSupermix / “It’s #bigleague and NOT #bigly …”/ #billionsandbillions / “This is gonna be the episode of nothing but correspondence…” / ***Would #Pantera have gotten back together if Dimebag were still alive?*** / “The older you get, the ego goes away…”/ “Y’all saw that they’re playing #MadisonSquareGarden in February, right?” #222 / “He’s gonna need crackers…” / #fingerease #guitarlube / “New bass strings never seem to go out of tune, new guitar strings…all the time.”/ “That seems like the weirdest pasta ever…” / #guitarpasta (31:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESEN

Eleven years before Metallica released “The Black Album”, AC/DC released “The FIRST Black Album”, BACK IN BLACK, their seventh studio album overall and their first album featuring new vocalist Brian Johnson following the tragic and untimely passing of former frontman Bon Scott. While AC/DC always had an aggressively intense, hard rock sound throughout the 70’s on their rise to glory during the Bon era, BACK IN BLACK is arguably the first “official” heavy metal album that AC/DC ever released, a perfectly produced classic from front to back and arguably one of the few albums in heavy metal history that flows just as seamlessly from Side 2 to Side 1. Go ahead and crack open some “wine coolers” and prepare to get primed before we “unleash the bear”. Keep an eye out for the “Metal Nerdery Mankini” at our merch store, remember that “red velvet cake” is “not the same as dipping your wick in the blood bank” and JOIN US in the Bunkerpoon as we dive into “The Black Album before The Black Album ever Black Albumed” and fully embrace one of the biggest albums in music history with AC/DC’s legendary tour de force of heavy metal perfection, BACK IN BLACK. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast AC/DC on the InterWebs: https://www.acdc.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Ever step into period panties?” / “I’m just asking if it ever happened to you…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “I need to buy a bottle of that…and just makes that breakfast…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO #THEMEATOFTHEEPISODE JUST JUMP AHEAD TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #IronMonger (“Lots of 6’s on the back…”) / #MurphDogIrishRed #IrishRedAle / “You can almost taste the iron in there…”/ “In case somebody missed the last episode…”/ #onmicburp / #RussellsReflectionsBreweryEdition #liftitup / “Which is exactly what you want when people are drinking booze…”/ “That’s gonna leave a mark…”/ “That’s all it was…it was fat.”/ #ribeye / “I cannot eat it that way any longer…”/ “If I’m gonna do that…”/ #steaketiquette / “That’s where the juicy and the flavor comes from…”/ #uhhhkay / ***If you wanna correspond with us on #socialmedia look for us at #metalnerderypodcast or email us at [email protected] or YOU CAN LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #TheVoiceMailSegment #TripSix #BunkerpoonArchives and #HumorMetal / #WineCoolersRule / #BatMetal / “You do it now for the same reasons…”/ #homemademoonshine #drunktubing (14:18): “Tell everyone you know about #themerch …”/ #metalnerderymankini / “I think they’d rather see the bear…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! #ChemicalValleyMutants #PortHuronMI #hardcorepunk #crossover / #Yes #No CHARLES BRONSON & PORT HURON WHORE (“That’s way old school…”) / “I’m gonna go with he’s probably a sir…”/ #wrongbutton / #uhhhkay #woetoyou / “It’s just not a show unless that comes out…”/ #ClotsInTheVelvetRoom / #StandupComedyASMR / “It’s shit…”/ #tobefair / “Well he’s Spanish dude…”/ “One of the first Spanish words I learned…”/ “I don’t speak Mexican, dude…”/ “We’re poor planners…”/ #procrastinationnation / ***Did anyone catch #Tool when they came to Atlanta?*** / “Hard to believe #Pantera was 4 months ago…”/ #microdose / “We’ve got to do another #Chronicles soon…”/ “There’s an art behind that kind of humor…”/ “They were on #AmericasGotTalent #AGT / #SteelPanther BUKKAKE TEARS / #MetalShop #MetalSkool / “I don’t care if she’s a little thick in the britches…”/ “Sexy and beautiful are two mutually exclusive things…”/ “My voice is beautiful but yours is sexy…”/ #gearporn / “You should make it happen…” (37:49): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: AC/DC – BACK IN BLACK / “I think I heard this first and went backwards…”/ ***What’s YOUR earliest memory of #BackInBlack *** / Released July 25, 1980 / “To me this sounds like Christmas…”/ “Polished…and then turd.”/ “Maybe that’s the magic…dude, we should do an episode from the Bahamas…”/ “To me that’s the first official #BlackAlbum …”/ “Aww dude, that was by accident!”/ “It’s Enter Sandman…”/ HELLS BELLS (“It sounds so creepy and evil…”) / “Is this the evilest song by AC/DC?”/ The difference between the #BonScottEra and the #BrianJohnsonEra of #ACDC / SHOOT TO THRILL (“It is kinda like Fly On The Wall…it’s the same riff.”) / “Women and pills…hell yeah!”/ “I always thought this was a completely different song…”/ “In the bottom?” (51:44): “What was the first AC/DC hit song?” / #onmicburpASMR / “As a

When addressing the concept of the THRASH FAMILY TREE, there should be a handful of bands and musicians which immediately come to mind. This week’s docket is a reflection on the vast interconnectedness of the THRASH FAMILY TREE, consisting of The Big Five of Thrash and beyond. Whether we’re talking about musicians snatched up by other bands, replacements for original members, or “hired guns” with the chops, credentials, and expertise brought in to make a tour or an album a reality, the branches are always intertwining and interconnecting, often with spectacular results and to the great delight of dedicated thrash fans everywhere. If you’ve ever played a “Lee Guitar” (or even know what that is) we’d love to hear from you, because it’s time to “leave The Four Horseman behind” and prepare to weather the “Clots in the Velvet Room” with the knowledge that “if it’s good enough for Dracula it’s good enough for you (unless it’s clumpy)”. Get ready to embrace the sonic majesty of “The Burp Chronicles” and JOIN US as we begin to trace the ever growing and ever blossoming branches on the trunk of the THRASH FAMILY TREE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Check out Embering Effigy - local ATL Thrash on Spotify Show Notes: (00:01): #prelude / “Oh fuckin’ A…damn!” / “If you think about it…”/ #tobeornottobe / “A perfect pour…”/ “I clamped down on that thing when I grabbed it…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO #STRAIGHTTOTHEMEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #AkademiaBrewing #Skal #SkullGoblet (“Brewering…”) #goblingoblet / “Okay, I have a question…”/ ***Check us out on the #socialmedia at #instavoobs #instavag #instatits #facefuck #youboobs @metalnerderypodcast *** / You can email us at [email protected] OR LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #VoicemailSegment #JohnnyO (“Now that he’s a bass player…”) / “Built-in #autovag …”/ #uhhkay / #easilyentertained / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #EmberingEffigy #ConyersMetal (“Is it a dildo dealership?”) / “Aunt Flo’s in town…” / #plateletinfusedlube / “He’d have to turn into a bat…”/ #upcomingshows for #EmberingEffigy EMPTY PROMISES (***You can check them out on #Spotify …***) VORTEX / #staybrutal / #onemorevoicemail from #thepost “Do you think Cliff Burton…he was the best bass player, right?” / “Bargaining on your bed?” / “One of his last interviews…they asked him what he saw in Metallica’s future…”/ “Maybe SHE was a #LoadLover …” / #squirting (“Is it piss?”) / “You don’t need a sledgehammer to drive roofing nails…” / #RussellsReflectionsNYEEdition / “Dale or Dell?” / “It sounds like a combat zone on New Years…”/ Go check out the #MatthewPerryMemoir / #GameOfThrones vs #HungerGames / “Most movies were books at one point…”/ “You could…I don’t know why you don’t…” / #voiceactingASMR #audiobookASMR (“Was he a chemist or an alchemist?”) / “Lots of boobs…and #flaccidpenises “/ #Cred #SouthParkASMR #EricCartmanASMR (“He’s got a little dinky…”) (27:56): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THRASH FAMILY TREE / “We need a visual…”/ #TheBigFive / #genres vs #members / “I think you start with #Metallica…” / #classiclineup / #CliffEmAll / “Hired gun types…”/ #interviewASMR #LeeGuitar (“What’s a Lee guitar?”) #thefirstmetallica / #Megadeth MECHANIX (“I’ve never understood the lyrics…”) / #superburp / NOTE: There was no Bonded by Blood version of Impaler / “Were it me…I would not do it.” / #Metallica TRAPPED UNDER ICE (“I was totally wrong…”) (41:07): “How about a little bit of the old Duke’s Era Exodus?” / #Exodus RAZE / “This is gonna be the #BurpChronicles …”/ #deathmetalburpalbum / “We’ll save that…”/ ***A heavy rock-metal two-fer…*** / #Slayer PRIDE IN PREJUDICE (***Go check out the video…***) / “Even if he only had one ball…” / #oneballball and/or #oneeyeball / #IMDB / “Sounds like a porn name to me…”/ “THAT sounds like a porn name…” / #JackReacher / “He’s NOT those things…”/ “What’s X?” / #ten / #FastTwitter / “Put a drive thru at a drive-in…” / #spoiler / “There’s a movie for everybody…”/ #TED #RussellsReflectionsTVEdition (Ted the Teddy Bear, NOT the Talk) (57:06): #SuicidalTendencies YOU CAN’T BRING ME DOWN / “I’d make mayonnaise against the law before I’d make THAT against the law…” / “Unless its clumpy…”/ “You’ve gotta play Forbidden…” / #Forbidden CHALICE OF BLOOD / #Testament THE FORMATION OF DAMNATION (Has T

As of this episode, we will have covered each and every era of every EXODUS vocalist, from Paul Baloff to STEVE “ZETRO” SOUZA to Rob Dukes (and back again) to ZETRO. As the 2nd vocalist for EXODUS, STEVE SOUZA’s voice gave the band a distinct sonic ferocity which set them apart from their “Big Five” counterparts, spewing forth some of the most brutally savage lyrical imagery in all of thrash. While we’ve already touched on a couple of ZETRO era albums in earlier episodes (which you can locate in the “sizably girthy” Metal Nerdery Archives), we thought a brief refresher might be in order before proceeding onward through the remainder of the catalog. It’s time to find out what the best “new R.E.M. Podcast” has in store before we flip “the whole script” and get “waterboarded” after unveiling which Pink Floyd tune had the biggest influence on Jonathan Davis’s singing style. Prepare to reckon with “The TMZ of Metal”, learn which day is “the taint of the week”, discover exactly how Kirk Hammett and Metallica factor into Exodus lore, and be ready to take it “right in the face, tits, and balls, all at the same time” when you JOIN US for a look back on the STEVE “ZETRO” SOUZA ERA of EXODUS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Exodus on the Interwebs https://exodusattack.com/site/ Show Notes: (00:01): “That popped right in there…”/ #RussellsReflectionsShitfacedEdition / “You could be a sponsor…”/ #cigaretterehab / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #RussellsReflectionsCocktailRecipeASMR / #saltednutroll / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO #THEMEATOFTHEEPISODE GO TO #THEDOCKET*** / #collegedropout #fivepointthreeABV / #hookersandblow / “I’m gonna five it…”/ #123123 #onetwothreeonetwothree / “That would be hell…”/ “Didn’t that dude sing for Megadeth, man?”/ “There’s not even one you like?” / #NO / “We’re changing formats, bro…”/ ***If you wanna send us your shit-tah to be played on a future episode, please email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast ***/ “The worst song Slayer ever did…?” (“Aren’t they the TMZ of metal?”) / #notourpresidentASMR / “I guess I’m an old person…” / #doesthatcount / #waterboarded / #metoo / #Slayer FINAL SIX / “It’s the whole choking on my spit thing, man…” / “Check it out, we have at least ONE female listener…” / #Sheila / ***GO CHECK OUT SOME OF OUR EPISODES ON THE #YOUTUBE ***/ ***Please go check out the BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE at metalnerdery.com/mech *** (16:42): “I could do the joke if you wanna hear it…” / #alphabetcommunity (To #peenthepoon or to #poonthepeen ) / #BruceCaitlyn (“It’s all about the touch…”) / “I don’t know how you can do it on yours…” / #RussellsReflectionsLSDEdition #Opal #claymation / #PinkFloyd SEVERAL SPECIES OF SMALL FURY ANIMALS GATHERED TOGETHER IN A CAVE AND GROOVING WITH A PICT #psychedelicsoundtrackASMR #usethoseheadphones / “This came out of somebody’s mind…” / #quickinsert / “If you wanna make Black Sabbath more eviler…so it sounds like SLAYER” / “He drowns girls when he comes…” / #Nein / “I’m gonna be there…just for that.” / #erectionyear / “Let’s just start paying #Congress $2.13 an hour and let them figure it all out on less than minimum wage…” / “That’s what I call it when I…” / #fairuse / #teaser regarding #DoomSickle / “My right arm is my dominant arm…” / #boobs (“It’s not the same…”) (29:52): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: EXODUS – THE SOUZA ERA / ***Go check out our prior #Exodus episodes !!!*** / #coitalsweating / “Wait…what are we doing?” / “We don’t get to eat or drink anything that makes us happy to be alive?” / “I wanna be able to go down an escalator without breaking a sweat…”/ #TheSouzaPackage / CHEMI-KILL (from Pleasures of the Flesh – 1987) / “It’s got a sidewinder feel to it…” / DERANGED (“Would you hand me that ashtray?”) / “It never gets old…” / “Is she single?” / #thegreatesthits #thedeepcuts (“I’m trying to get some new material…”) / THE LAST ACT OF DEFIANCE (from Fabulous Disaster – 1989) / “Am I my brother’s keeper?” / #alltheballs / “Right in the face, tits, and balls, all at the same time…” / #BruceCaitlyn (“Is that its name?”) / “Every opening song is always killer.” (42:17): IMPACT IS IMMINENT (from Impact Is Imminent – 1990) / “Right in her cervix…” / LUNATIC PARADE (“That’s fuckin’ S.O.D. all day!”) / “It’s like S.O.D. meets Slayer…” / THRASH UNDER PRESSURE (“Get some of T

If you thought this episode was going to be all about early Metallica, early Anthrax, or early Slayer, SURPRISE, it’s not! While the above bands do in fact belong under the same umbrella, CLASSIC METAL (relative to today’s heavy metal landscape) falls right in that sweet spot from the late 70’s through the 80’s, when hard rock began its transformation into something darker, heavier, and more aggressive than anything before it. Prepare to brush up on your “ball caller” skills because it’s time to “call the balls” for our virtual CLASSIC METAL bingo, where we will address a variety of provocative topics such as “one hit wonders” (both inside and outside of metal), the ongoing debate as to whether or not the Black Cadillac was in fact “slick” or just “big”, as well as “the most popular classic metal song” which still holds up and is just as relevant today as in the CLASSIC METAL days of yore. Discover which band was formed on Christmas Day 48 years ago, grab some more “boner gum” and bust out your “laser phasers” when you “clear the room” after sharing the details of your “Trans-Siberian” date night experience. Find out what “getting feelings” (down there) from out of nowhere actually means, embrace your middle school metal memories, fire up the “scary devil synthesizer” and JOIN US as we plunge deep into a wellspring of CLASSIC METAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #ballcaller and/or #ballcollar (“Apparently with #bingo you have to #calltheballs …”) #bingoballcallerASMR / “Just the fact that there’s balls involved in bingo…”/ #benign / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #NYE / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ALL THE BALLS!!!*** / #metalnerderypodcast / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO #THEMEATOFTHEEPISODE JUST GO TO #THEDOCKET ***/ #BlueBandito #StillFireBrewing #daydrinking #fivepointthreeABV #theverdict / “That’s a simple…even keeled…nice beer.”/ “This is the post #Christmas episode…”/ #christmaswrapup / “You cooked your mom and one of your wife’s friends?” / #wrappedinbacon / “It makes me look smarter and I need all the help I can get…”/ “Why are there #onehitwonders …?” / “He looks like #Lemmy …”/ “Eileen must be crispy…”/ “How many one hit wonders are there in the world of metal?” / “Big Black…?” (10:00): Check us out on the #socialmedia or email us at [email protected] or LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #thevoicemailsegment #TheDarius #favoritepodcast (“I want 2 episodes a week…you need a sponsor…”) / #bonergum / “I think it’s kinda like #FruitStripe …”/ Some comments from our #YouTube channel / “Wow, dude!” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “I think 2024 is gonna be the #fitnessyear …” / #carnivore #markthetime / “Did you do any #standup …did you clear the room?” / #buttclenchingcomedy and Matt’s style of comedy / “If you really believe that…they’d still be cleaning…with a toothbrush…” / #braindetail / “This one slides…”/ “That’s like 5 handfuls of lube…”/ #theburpchronicles (16:16): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CLASSIC METAL!!! / What’s considered “classic”? / The 70’s and 80’s…/ The difference between oldies and classic / #thenewclassic / The definition of #classicmetal (“It’s more metal than rock…”) / Some various examples of classic metal / “#IronMaiden formed on #ChristmasDay in 1975…”/ “What’s the most popular classic metal song?”/ “Which one?” #thatdumbsongbyKISS / “I lost my credit…”/ Ways to tell if someone is thinking about you…sexually… / #highlightreel / #BlackSabbath TRASHED (“Production wise, it’s very strange…”) / #QuietRiot METAL HEALTH (BANG YOUR HEAD) / “It aged well…”/ SLICK BLACK CADILLAC (“Slick Black, NOT Big Black…”) / #stereoboner #cantbeloudenough (28:38): “What do you think about #DefLeppard (up to #Pyromania)?”/ ROCK OF AGES (“Listen to how thick that is…” / “It is a #drummachine …”/ Early cassette purchases / “You’ve gotta fuck…” / #futureepisodeidea / “I’m gonna add that to the list…”/ #Dokken BREAKING THE CHAINS / “It’s the beginning of #Poison …”/ #MetalChurch METAL CHURCH (#ExciterMoment and/or #BlackSabbathMoment) / “That album…it’s solid.” / #urinelove / #Ratt BACK FOR MORE (“This is #middleschool for me…”) / Recent RATT album news / #MotleyCrue LIVE WIRE (NOTE: we never did this one, but you can check out our #ShoutAtTheDevil Dive) / #alwaysremember (40:47): “Which one’s the classic?” / #JudasPriest BLOODSTONE #deepcut (“Frickin

November 18, 1983 Put your ’83 hat on and travel back to the days of yore when OZZY OSBOURNE was still a relatively new solo artist struggling to bounce back after enduring the tragic and untimely demise of guitarist Randy Rhoads following The Ozzman’s first 2 legendary albums, Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman. Enter Jake E. Lee, Rhoads’ successor, and the debut of his shred skills on Ozzy’s 3rd studio release, BARK AT THE MOON. While perhaps a departure from those first 2 records with Rhoads, BARK AT THE MOON has a more keyboard centric, pop-oriented sound that left some fans confused, yet it was just another example of OZZY rising from the ashes like a phoenix and reinventing himself once again. Always remember to never write a song in the “afterglow” that you’ll ultimately grow “So Tired” of. “Slow Down” before being aurally assaulted by some overly emphatic keyboards because it’s time to get “laminated” and take “One Up The B-Side” after you “wash the evil off”. Find out what happens when you get “plastic surgery to look older”, embrace your “Olde Faece”, summon up your playlist of farts, and brace for the onslaught of our upcoming OnlyFans cooking page when you JOIN US as we dive into the “Centre of Eternity” that is BARK AT THE MOON. OZZY on the InterWebs: https://www.ozzy.com/ Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #orgasmnoise (“One out of a thousand? #thepowerofvag “) / #uncorking / #playtheodds #theruleofodds #deduction / Pick up lines for the 21st century: Flying planes into buildings, hope you don’t make it home tonight. The power of vag. The rule of odds. “She’s teenager, dude…’there’s nothing okay about that.’” / “that’s pretty dark…”/ #bornnaked / #clinky ***THIS IS METAL NERDERY!!!” *** #warning: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #markthetime “You cannot do that when I’m taking a shot.” / #salsaspaghetti #RussellsRecipeASMR (“Fix it in post, it’s fine.”) / #TennesseeHoney (and #DynastyHoney) / “It’s nothing but sugar so far…”/ #WilfordBrimley (“You put that much sugar in it, it’s gonna be good…”)/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST EVERYONE!!!*** / #postchristmasedition #prenewyearsedition / “Hey!” / #postscrotalwrapup #SantasSack / “I’m still weird about the fact that they’ve got a hair pill…” / ***TO SKIP THE FOREPLAY NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET OR SKIP AHEAD ABOUT 20 MINUTES! BUT YOU’LL BE MISSING ALL THE FUN, SO DON’T BE A STEAK-UMM…STICK AROUND…” / #justleaveitindude / “You will not regret it…”/ “At least do yourself the favor of…#testdriving one of those…/ #unplugged #OlanMillsASMR (“It’s got a good #buttonrub too…”) / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #wedidthewelcome (06:22): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SoProBrewing #Mississippi (“It’s a weird name…”) / #CrowdControl #fighterpilot #NeverSayDie #BlackSabbath #HimilayanHiker #foundationbeer (“The good news…”) / #theverdict (“It’s an IPA for sure…”) / #carpetvibe (“that last one tasted like #bourbon…”) / “I keep looking for these #ACDCBeers …”/ “One thing I hate about getting older…” / #christmascake #healthinformation #waferthin (“You’re thinking about my cake…”) / “Don’t they have a ½ cake you can order?” / #alottacake / #blessingsofbakers / #lemonpoundcake (“I’m tryin’…”) / #fivepounds (“Can you imagine…?”) / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #floaters #intheeye (“Like three inches or something…”) / #kaleidoscope / “It was the weirdest fucking thing…”/ #nevergoogle / #OR / “Could be a #flashback…”/ NOTE: That’s exactly what dudes do. / “They got snubbed…”/ “I feel like #CharlieBrown right now…”/ Excited for #michiganmetal / #shitstirrerASMR / “So #Georgia is only a 2 time…back-to-back #sportsdogchampionwords / #footballASMR / (Wait, football or #boatrace? Not smart enough to understand #RussellsSportsWrapUp ) / “It’s not LONG in the paint…” (15:10): ***CHECK US OUT ON THE #SOCIALMEDIA AND EMAIL US AT [email protected] AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 !!!*** / #voicemailsegment #mauiwowie (“We can tell…”) / #ILY / #AustrianDeathMachine (NOTE: It is MOST excellent!!! #gettothechopper ) / #thankyouforthat / ***Check out our #humormetalepisode …sorry…”/ #buttaids / “Nothing but farts…” #playlist / #onlyfanspage #onlyfanscookingpage #marinated #roastbeef #itsnotjustbuttholes / “I’m even more shocked that we came up in the search…” / #twelfth / #firstpageresults / “We’re not all the way there but we’re close…” / ***Check out the #VanHalenEpisode *** / 2023 in review…/ #healthier / #zero

Not only were VAN HALEN effectively “the Black Sabbath of shred” but they ultimately paved the way for the L.A. hair metal shred scene that exploded during the 80’s. Not only is this episode an ALBUM DIVE into the first VAN HALEN album (by none other than the mighty VAN HALEN), but If you’re into “reading books with your ears” then check out the audiobook “Van Halen Rising” as it provides some interesting insights into the origin story of the legendary band, including their rise to power, their earliest musical influences, and how Edward Van Halen’s signature brand of two-handed tapping virtuosity forever revolutionized guitar playing in the late 70’s and beyond. Remember, it’s never too early for ice cream, even if it’s “warm” and comes out of a “one eyed banana”. Go ahead and trim up that “Greek mythology bush”, get ready for the “super mix” and discover the sound of magic that was a game changer in the world of heavy metal when you JOIN US as we dive into the self-titled, debut album from the best backyard party band to come out of Pasadena: VAN HALEN. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast VAN HALEN on the InterWebs: http://van-halen.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “I hate it when people don’t get obvious analogies…” / #arbysdoublestuff vs #hamsandwich #downthere / #superarbys / “You know what I’m talking about?” / “I’m trying to make this show interesting…” / “Don’t worry about it…”/ #strangerinthetub / #chainofcustody / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #NOLA #coffeeliquer / “That might be #Christmas for me…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “It’s mighty but powerful…but miniature…”/ ***If you wanna skip the nonsense and go #straighttothemeat just go to #TheDocket or fast forward about 20 minutes…***/ #OlanMillsASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #PipeWorksBrewing #RudolphVsUnicorn #TheVerdict / “That’s gonna get you drunk…”/ “It came in a 2 pack…”/ You can find us on the #socialmedia at #instatits and #instavag and #facefuck and #youboobs at #metalnerderypodcast OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #thevoicemailsegment #tripsix and #thesourceoftheyeah #DaleCarnegieASMR #KISSAvatars (“Tennessee? Or Dynasty?”) / #notjustbuttholes #onlyfans (“Metal Nerdery came up 12th…”) / #voicetotext / “I think that’s the proper way to say Dynasty…” / #KISSbootleg / “In this case, #KISS could go back to 1977…”/ “Watch this fucking thing…”/ “The entertainment industry is jumping the shark…” / “Why not? / “That’s some preparation for a phone call…” / You can email us at [email protected] / #endlessyeahs / #alltheyeahs / “apparently, the darkest #MetallicaAlbum with #zeroyeahs is…”/ #yeahless / NOTE: Umm, that was on Kill ‘em All, bro… / #machomanrandysavageASMR (14:00): “Did you guys like #theoutro of the last one?” / #ummmkay / “That was all you, brother…”/ #positiveenergy / “I gotta tell y’all a weird, supernatural, dreamish kinda thing…” / #pissingpostASMR / #Sleigher / #RussellsTShirtReflections / #dreamscapeASMR / “Were you jerkin’ off?”/ #notinpublic / “Like a cross between Tarantino and the kid who played John Connor in T2…”/ #insanelydescriptive #imsweatin / “I guess because I live the dream every day…” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “I’ve been watching gladiator films…”/ “A whole lotta gay…and lots of bush…”/ #markthetime / “Like in the arenas and coliseums?”/ #noteven / “If you like watching shirtless men kill each other…”/ “I kinda miss bush…it adds some mystery…”/ #greekmythologybush / “You were right the first time…” / #leavetheworldbehind / #easyfella / “Do you think it’s diet and consumption or good genes?”/ An email from #darrylswhammybar regarding #Exodus and #AnotherLessonInViolence / #dayjobhair / “What that dude said…” / Take a #getreadypill for #metalnerderypodcast in 2024 (24:58): #TheDocket / “It’s like a #christmaspresent to me…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: VAN HALEN I / #tracklisting / The difference between the actual album tracking and what’s on the back of the album / #VanHalenConspiracyASMR / “Once you see that, you can’t unsee it…”/ “Oh I’ll put it in…” / #albumcondom / #debutalbum / “The #BlackSabbath of #shred …”/ #VanHalenRising #audiobookASMR / The downward trend in popularity of rock bands in the late 70’s / “In this book that I’m listening to…”/ The dawn of #disco and #newwave / Notable albums from 1978 / “Reggae is the exact opposite of thrash…”/ #upstrokes vs #downstrokes / “What’s that?”/ #multi

8/21/1990 Relative to earlier ANTHRAX albums, PERSISTENCE OF TIME has a more aggro sound than any album before it. The darker mix and overall vibe represent a departure from their previous albums, with an infusion of S.O.D. along with more progressive sounding elements. Perhaps the most memorable things that stand out about this album in the persistence of ANTHRAX’s history are their appearance on “Married…With Children” and Christopher Walken’s keen production advice resulting in a generous helping of “more cowbell”. We usually advise our listeners to jump ahead about 20 minutes or so to get to “the meat of the episode” but for this one you’re gonna wanna double that number, as this episode was longer (and perhaps even girthier) than usual. Prepare to learn “the difference between pink & purple” and find out “the new name for Valentine’s Day” (because ”the goat wasn’t enough”). “Keep a 12 of High Life on board”, discover the name of “the next Pantera album dedicated to algebra”, get ready to hear some “super slap bass” done with “steak-umm labes” and JOIN US as we time travel 33 years into the past to arrive at the dawn of the 90’s with ANTHRAX and PERSISTENCE OF TIME. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast ANTHRAX on the InterWebs: https://www.anthrax.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #lungbutter / “You know what’s gross…is it just me?” / “We were just talking about buttholes and #OnlyFans a little while ago…”/ #worstwoodyallenimpression / “Metal makes everything better…”/ “This should go well with this as well…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “I think I’ve found my holiday drink…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #StGeorge #NOLA #CoffeeLiqueur / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“This is NOT #daydrinking …”) / ***To skip the nonsense and get #straighttothemeat of the episode, jump ahead about 40 minutes…***/ #DuClawBrewingCompany #SweetBabyJesus #ChocolatePeanutButterPorter (“This one’s gonna be thick…”) / “Hey man, you know what purple looks like?” / #RussellsReflectionsBeerEdition / “I kinda almost feel like that’s karma, dude…”/ “I don’t like that flavor unless it’s got #painkillers in it…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #downunder / “I didn’t realize that was about anal until much later…”/ PRIMUS – XANADU (as originally performed by #RUSH ) / “He’s not just a bass player!?” / “It’s Les but it’s not Les…It’s Les but with less Les…”/ #noteperfect / “I wanna hear him sing about honeydew…”/ #afarewelltokings (14:41): ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #superfist / #TheVoicemailSegment / #BobFromOhio #chocolatestarfish #ahorseseyewinking (“Bunkerpoon must be amazing…I get good vibes from it.”) / #legalizedrelaxers (“That’s like a midwestern butthole…”) / “It kinda does…”/ #WHOA / #sidetittat (“Like a #steakumm that wasn’t quite done…”) / #titvag #antibutthole / #pissingpostASMR / “Was it Christmas or Boxing Day?” / #ChristmasEve / “People used to live 900 years and had babies in their 90’s…”/ #paganrapeday (“There’s a chance…”) / #Lupercalia (“The goat wasn’t enough…”) / “Let’s just call #ValentinesDay #FuckDay …”/ #DariusASMR #CollegeFootballWager #keepitthrashy / #tangentional / “Gimme a high tentacle…”/ #honorablemention #MauiWowieASMR (“The smell of that room…”) / “What’s the difference between pink and purple?” / #onelinerASMR #nymphysema / #burntrubber / “Usually it breaks first…”/ “Isn’t it sad what age does?”/ “Is it for all dudes?” / “It’s for hims and theys…”/ “Hims is for Dudes…”/ #Keeps / #HatsOffToHims / “I feel like I scare girls when I come…”/ “We went Squatch hunting…”/ #hugepubes (“I squatched over the weekend…”) / “It’s not just for buttholes anymore…” / #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom / “Put us on their first…”/ “It gets more ludicrous as we go…”/ “I wanna see Russell as a TV preacher…”/ “It’s not usually a recommended part…of the diet.”/ The common denominator among #cultleaders / “You had me at the dressing and turkey…”/ “No it wasn’t a stinkbug…” / “It was when the smell hit me and suddenly I could taste it…”/ “You got any beer?” (36:30): A recommendation from Darius…/ #AchooASMR (“One more…they always come in threes…”) / #Chaunch / #WarCurse SHADOW GODS (“You wear panties dude?”) / “That’s a changeup…” / ASYLUM (feat. Glen Alvelais, formerly of #Forbidden ) / #dudeband / “Does that make her better?” / “If she could do slap bass with her…steak umms?” /

Whether it’s the Kool-Aid man crashing through walls with refreshments, Macho Man Randy Savage snapping into Slim Jims, or James Hetfield just being the most affirmative frontman in all of metal, YEAH is the common denominator among these men of greatness. In our quest for the SOURCE OF THE YEAH, we felt obliged to produce our most positivity infused and affirmation laden episode yet, an endorsement with which we express absolute assurance, conviction, and certitude. Throughout the history of metal, YEAH has always been (and will forever be) an affirmation of positivity. There’s pre-metal YEAHS, backwards YEAHS, accidental & hidden YEAHS, the ever elusive “YEAH YEAH” (aka “The Double YEAH”), pre & post Black Album YEAHS, the supreme & preeminent Sabbath YEAH, a single worded song title with a single worded lyric which is called (wait for it…) “YEAH”, and believe it or not, there’s even a Slayer YEAH. And oh YEAH, it’s highly likely that our “painstaking research” brought us to the potentially “spellbinding” origin point which may truly be the source of ALL the YEAHS. Prepare to ponder the wisdom of “trading youth for wealth”, because “they’re releasing the dragons again” next year. Go ahead and call up your “transformer and shapeshifter” friends, don your gay apparel, and get caught up on all your “holiday shopping” after you contact “Screamin’ Jay Howlin’ Wolf III” to reclaim your “happiness”. Find out what Rainman sounds like “when he’s hammered” and don’t deny the “unredacted” power, endless versatility, & untapped functionality behind our latest tagline for “OnlyFans” when you JOIN US in our immersion into the affirmative on our quest for the SOURCE OF THE YEAH!!! Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I think it clipped…” / #NO / #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom / #TenaciousD and #RJD / “Did you guys have a good Turkel?” / #turkeytits / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #StGeorge #NOLA #CoffeeLiqueur / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!***/ #metalnerderypodcast / “You mix that with 2 or 3 of these, you got yourself…a well-balanced diet.”/ #alltheveinsASMR / “It was May…” #thirdshowenergy #LiveUndeadEpisode / “It’s totally fine, it's totally huge…”/ ***TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO #STRAIGHTTOTHEMEAT OF THE EPISODE, CHECK THE SHOW NOTES OR FAST FORWARD ABOUT 20 MINUTES…***/ #sportsdogchampionshipwords #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortsBrewing #ClassicCity / “That’s a beach beer…”/ “You’ve gotta have a daytime soundtrack and a nighttime soundtrack for the beach…”/ #TheVoicemailSegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpostASMR #bonghitASMR #therelaxerepisode / “I’m so glad that #soberoctober is over…”/ #narcovember / “The more relaxed you guys are…”/ #psychicASMR / ***Check us out on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast at #instagram and #facebook and #youtube and #whateverthefuckingfuckdotcom ***/#shadowban / “We got one more…”/ #BobFromOhio #TheRelaxerBill / “They could open for #Doomsickle on the #SoutheasternSnotTour …”/ #webslinging (“Reel it in…”) / “What’s grosser than gross?” / You can email us at [email protected] / “When did Matt join #Exhorder ?” (10:55): #RussellsReflectionsThanksgivingEdition (“Schnitzel capital…”) / #funnelcakes #goodbars #HelenGeorgia / “You needed people to fill up the space?”/ There are multiple kinds of #schnitzel / “It’s a thin slice of meat…” / #slimeschnitzel / “Whatever happened to Jennifer’s Love Hewitts?” / “It’s an erection year…”/ “They can’t hear this…they’re releasing the dragons again.”/ #roadtripreflections and #timetravel / “The Wednesday before Thanksgiving is the busiest travel day of the year…”/ “Isn’t it a blessin’ to get old?” / “You gimme your age, I’ll give you that money…”/ “He’ll put it in post…”/ “There’s a part of me…” / “Do you wanna do it?” (21:35): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE SOURCE OF THE YEAH!!! / The earliest #YEAH that was found… / “This whole episode will be about #affirmations …” / “What caused the affirmation in the middle of the song?” / #RebelHardCoffee #YooHooCoffee #miniclinky /#TheSourceOfTheYEAHS / 1967- PURPLE HAZE #TheJimiHendrixExperience #usethoseheadphones / “Oh my God, that was so worth the wait…”/ “Nothing but positive energy…”/ “Hey” played backwards… / SQUEALER – AC/DC / #yeh / “Don’t get so down on the YEAH…”/ #athousandmillion / “This is vo

After 39 years, LIVE UNDEAD may still be one of the finest recorded moments in SLAYER’s budding thrash legacy, capturing a “kinda live” re-recording of the best parts of their hugely successful Metal Blade debut (SHOW NO MERCY) and their follow-up EP (HAUNTING THE CHAPEL) in a room full of rowdy, surly, and occasionally unruly, die-hard SLAYER fans with the objective of capturing the “live” performance & energy of a band forged & tempered by dates on the road with an improved sound and just the slightest tweak of production sorcery. It’s time to uncover “the biggest scam on earth” and gear up for some “hijinks and shenanigans” as we ponder the question “does the upstairs match the downstairs?” and prepare to embrace “all the veins” of our brand new, exclusive “social media platform”. Get ready to “weedly-woo” and discover greeting cards perfect for “wordingsmiths” struggling to write “the perfect note”, grab “the last splash”, try “not to be a Taintler” and JOIN US as we get “a little dark” and discuss the timeless sonic magic that mimics a concert held in a dungeon foyer graced with hellscape decor as we take on SLAYER: LIVE UNDEAD. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast SLAYER on the Interwebs: https://www.slayer.net Show Notes: (00:01): “That’s fucking ridiculous…” / #thelastsplash #dangole #thirdshowenergy / “Time to get our tits hard and out there…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “A lot of fucks…”/ #hugewhiteclaw #monster #tentaclepower / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortBrewing #AthensGeorgia #Athena #daydrinkingbeer (“Gently tart…”) / #theverdict / “It’s more than slightly tart…”/ “He’s not getting the finger…”/ #insuranceASMR / “There’s a middle company…”/ #supershit #waterbutt / “That’s not for you guys…that’s for them.” / “I’m not gonna stain it, dude…”/ “I’ve never used a sock…”/ #crispysocks / “We can tie anything into metal…”/ “You can tie anything back to #ACDC …” (10:42): “Do they know you play bass now?” / “It’s a major demotion…”/ #beardeddude / #itsmarked / “All the veins…”/ #LMAO / “Just wait…you’re gonna like this…”/ #hijinks #shenanigans #antirelaxers / “This is gonna be a shawty…” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SLAYER – LIVE UNDEAD / “This is the #Slayer equivalent of #TypeONegative #OriginOfTheFeces …” / A re-recording of the best parts of Show No Mercy & Haunting The Chapel / ***Which did you hear first? This, or Show No Mercy? ***/ #kamalaASMR (“She allegedly still sucks…at wordsmithing.”) / #greetingcardsASMR / “That’s dark…it’s a little dark…”/ #exhausting #offputting #irresponsible (“We’re just saying…listen to #LiveUndead …”) / “Willard said it, dude…”/ “They don’t look like they sound…”/ #noncompeteclauseASMR / “You’re gonna pay me to do nothing?” (21:26): BLACK MAGIC (Listen to that audience…) / “I think it’s tuned down even lower…”/ “You’ve gotta get up to the scream…”/ #liveinthestudio #rowdy #unruly #surly / “I don’t know if I should tell you…”/ “All you fuckheads…” / DIE BY THE SWORD (“It could be buckets…”) / “They got the songs tighter…and they got rid of the 80’s echo…”/ “It still has that ultra creepy factor…” / “This is for all the little cunts that like to spread their legs in the night…” / #laygz CAPTOR OF SIN (29:24): “If that’s the case, the antichrist must be a fucking idiot…”/ THE ANTICHRIST / “A little faster…”/ “Evenly…like boobs…”/ “That’s not natural, man…”/ ***Does the downstairs match the upstairs? ***/ #featherduster / EVIL HAS NO BOUNDARIES (“it’s veggie…veggie good.”) / The guitar solos are even more aggressive…/ “What’s that?” / #widdlywoo (“It’s a technical guitar term…”) / “Not a lotta banter on this one…” / SHOW NO MERCY (“Slay-yer, Slay-yer, Slay-yer…”) #gangvocals / “Here comes my favorite…” / “This is for #OldBridge militia…” / “If you have to say ‘not to be a dick’ before you say something…” / AGGRESSIVE PERFECTOR (“That’s more like the #ReignInBlood version…”) (41:26): “Woe to you…”/ #bonustrack CHEMICAL WARFARE (from Haunting The Chapel) / “The vocals are clearer…” / “Y’all just wanna go through Reign In Blood again?” / #mentaldiarrhea vs #mentalconstipation (“Wait, taint knowledge?”) #retaint / “I just thought of a hateful joke…”/ #justkidding (“He said taint…I had to go there.”) / ***You can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] or HIT US UP ON #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK at #M

Before CORROSION OF CONFORMITY gifted us with their signature “Southern Fried Sabbath” sound, the metal world was first introduced to BLIND, a unique blending of thrash, doom, and stoner metal tempered with heavy foundations built on straight-up Sabbath worship. Clearly a progression from the punk & hard-core centric sound of earlier COC and their maiden voyage into thrash metal territory, BLIND sounds as if Black Sabbath time traveled and came to power in the early 90’s as a modern-day thrash band complete with all the darker, doomier elements that were such an integral part of their signature sound back in the day. Surely, COC’s release of BLIND was pivotal in fostering the resurging popularity of Sabbath’s legendary, groundbreaking 70’s output. Prepare to receive some sage “exercise” advice and understand why glasses aren’t always suitable for certain situations. Remember to never “fake your fartgasms” and don’t be a “dry handy jacker” after learning what “U.F.C.” actually stands for. Discover the latest metal conspiracy theory regarding the “source of the YEAH”, go ahead and invite “Pee-Paw” and any “homies that are chicks” over to give thanks, and be sure to tell them to JOIN US after Thanksgiving dinner as we give thanks for CORROSION OF CONFORMITY’s 1991 groove doom thrash classic, BLIND. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast COC on the InterWebs: https://www.corrosionofconformity.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Let me see if I can get another one off the list…” / #censored #grandfatherjoke #metalnerderyjokehour / “It was at #Sweetwater in Duluth…”/ “I just wanna see if it’s as uncomfortable as I think it’s gonna be…” / The joke that broke the host… #childhoodchristmases / “That looks like #Trogdor on the can…”/ #internetmeme / “Trogdor the Burninator…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / “This is a safe one…”/ #milkbags / #TrogdorTheBurninator / #triptapes / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST #NOSOBERNOVEMBER EDITION!!!***/ #Rivulet (“That sounds Fraunch”) #artisan / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“The word is ‘tangentional’”) / “That’s where they sell dicks…”/ #AkademiaBrewing from #AthensGeorgia #nationalchampionshipsportsdogs / #TheBlackAlbum #albumcover / #fivepointfivepercentABV / #TheVerdict (“Not like downstairs…like the smell of #brandnewcarpet …”) / “Dude, you like #Winger ?”/ #laughtrack / #NapoleonASMR / #Grungeist #OvWolfAndGrungeist / “Pointing at YOU…” / ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP AHEAD AND MISS ALL THE PRE-FOREPLAY, JUST CHECK THE #SHOWNOTES AND GO RIGHT TO THE DOCKET…*** / “You’re a dry handy jacker?” / “I don’t dabble…”/ “A #wetdryjack …”/ “Spit on it, pee-paw…”/ #LMAO / #stickaround / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “Whatever you call your girlfriend’s butthole…”/ #sexwithglasses (“I sweat a lot…”) / “The only reasons I exercise anymore…” (15:36): ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL, YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #TheVoicemailSegment (Long time listener, first time caller…) #TheGreatSouthwest #wordsofencouragement #iconic #MauiWowieASMR #textcorrect #malwareboy (“A.I. is sentient…”) / #HailAndThankYou / “The ultimate fisting championship?” / #UFC / The rise of #OnlyFans / “We should save that one…” / #voicemailcompilation / #netherregions / #unfiltered and #unredacted / “That’s not the same dude…”/ #markthetime / “He’s raised the bar for enthusiasm…”/ #morningsickness / #RussellsReflectionsReprise #HailAndFarewell #RIP / #RussellsTVReflectionsASMR / #AussieSnakeWranglers #BrownSnake #SnakeDundee / “Are there degrees of dead?”/ Antivenom vs Antivenin / “A weird euphemism for…”/ #DaylightSavingsTime #timetravel / “Dude, that works for everything…” / “Would you use them if they were cock shaped?”/ #TheChangeUp #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition #NoHardFeelings #dicksoftener (34:14): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CORROSION OF CONFORMITY – BLIND / #MetalNerderyPresents #COC #CorrosionOfConformity #Blind / The next wave of thrash (with doom & stoner elements) / #SouthernFriedSabbath / “This album is straight up thrash…”/ The evolutionary transition from punk to hard-core to metal / #bassplayermeme / “What box does it go in?”/ If #BlackSabbath was a thrash band…/ ***Go check out our earlier COC episode…circa October 2021.***/ “There’s something wrong with you…”/ #WrathSAZ (“The #ludicrosity increases with each episode…”) / “People look different…squirrels don’t.”/ “I’ve got bone…”

“You know I've smoked a lot of grass, Oh Lord I’ve popped a lot of pills…” – The Pusher Since before the dawn of heavy metal, RELAXERS have been a recurring theme in song lyrics. Whether revered with praise and appreciation or reviled through tales of tragedy and woe, one cannot deny the obvious power and impact RELAXERS have had on heavy music throughout the years. While there are an endless array of RELAXERS available in the world (both legal and illegal, natural and manmade), there are an equally endless variety of songs about them, so many in fact that we could do an entire episode called “Snowblind” although there’s much more to metal than the not-so-secret South American plant powder for which Black Sabbath “unofficially” named their 4th album and John Pemberton “officially” used in his refreshingly stimulating soft drinks at the turn of the 20th century. We finally made it to “Nosober November”. Time to get ready to become “unfiltered & unredacted” as you “pass the shortest straw” and follow the bouncing 8-ball while embracing “the darkness inside you” and preparing your blotter for the dropper after you “go and pound some Molsons”. It’s time to understand the “Indica vs Sativa” analogy and be ready to “go do some ayahuasca in the jungle” and “taste the rainbow” while congratulating your Ohio friends for finally “making it legal” when you JOIN US as we reflect on the various blessings and curses inherent in a variety of songs about RELAXERS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Now it’s fucking official…” / #familyrelatedjokes as read by #DonaldTrump #tremendous #unbelievablecomedy #madeinamerica / #SweetwaterComedy #childhoodchristmases / “We’ve gotta reacclimate…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That’s pecan…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #nosobernovember and/or #noshavenovember (“Downstairs also…”) / #recordscratch ***GO TO THE #SHOWNOTES IF YOU WANNA AVOID THE PRE-SHOW FOREPLAY!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #PontoonBrewing #FloatationDevice #SnozzberryEdition / “I read some trivia about #WillyWonka regarding #Snozzberries and what that is…” / #sixpercentABV / “What is it with lactose…is it a replacement for yeast?” / #chinabinder / #RussellsReflections regarding #TheIronMaidens / “That’s the song you’re supposed to start with…”/ “So your bone disappears as soon as they get married?” / #No / The concept of a #tributeband in this day and age vs back in the day (09:55): #TheVoicemailSegment / “It’s kinda like a #mouthshart …”/ You can email us at [email protected] (“The Post is doing fine…”) / ***You can follow #MetalNerderyPodcast on the socials at #instatits #facefuck #youboobs *** / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #PissingPostASMR regarding our recent #AIC episode / #brandnewcaller from #TheGreatWhiteNorth and #Molsons and #Anvil and #BattleScar / #PuppersBeerASMR / “When it comes to being a fan, I’m not huge…” / #DariusASMR (“Keep it thrashy…”) / #Sativa vs #Indica / #dejavuASMR / “Before we get started…” / #Djazz #RobScallon / NOTE: That’s Scallon, NOT #scallion / “It’s a bass with an erection…” (19:48): #TheDocket #docketthirty (“It’s gonna be Narcotic November…sorta…”) /METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METAL SONGS ABOUT RELAXERS / “We haven’t done…and we may never do…”/ ***What was the first song about #drugs that you remember? *** / “Why would you put eggs and bacon on a mirror?” / “That’s all women are missing…”/ #herewego / Songs we used to hear on the radio that obviously centered on drugs / “That’s #cockheroin is what that is…”/ “All those 60’s and 70’s rockstars…it was different back then.” / “I don’t know why I went there…” / #DefLeppardASMR / #markthetime / “That’s NOT the theme of the episode…”/ “I thought it would be funny…and it was.”/ #clairvoyant (“Sounds French…and psychic.”) / #TheTriangle #Unfiltered and #Unredacted (On YouTube) #BlackAndWhite / BURY ME IN SMOKE #DOWN / “I wanna get high now…” / #cantbeloudenough #cantbehighenough / The mystery to Down’s sound / DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES #MOTORHEAD / “Put on your 1979 hat…” (34:11): “We could do a whole episode on #Snowblind …”/ SNOWBLIND #STYX / “The fridge apparently doesn’t like Styx either…” / They played a LOT of #cocainesongs on the radio…/ LIT UP (I LOVE YOU COCAINE) #BUCKCHERRY / “You can dress up the word however you want…” / “It has the opposite effect on m

“Sure, God’s all-powerful, but does he have lips? Whoa…” It was the early 90’s, and the landscape of metal was undergoing a transformation. Hair metal was effectively dead and gone, the popularity of thrash was rapidly approaching its zenith, and ALICE IN CHAINS were well on their way to becoming one of the most recognized bands in the world, thanks (in no small part) to their slot supporting The Clash of the Titans Tour, opening for 75% (or ¾ if you prefer fractions) of The Big Four as perhaps the most obscure, unknown, and “out of place” band on a bill packed with the biggest names in thrash. While ALICE IN CHAINS brought their own unique brand of metal to a brand-new (and oftentimes “highly resistant”) audience as the “odd ducks” relative to their legendary thrash counterparts, AIC’s “baptism by fire” granted them the opportunity to prove their mettle while winning over new legions of metal fans and helping pave the way for the next evolutionary wave of metal which would soon be rising to prominence. Get ready to learn the answer to “Where?” and prepare to get “sucked in” as we unveil the actual reason why glam bands wore make-up and remember why “It’s gotta be clean and it’s gotta be huge” if you “won’t be taking baths this year” whenever you JOIN US for some “third eye gravy” as we go INSIDE THE METAL of a band sharing more in common with Slayer than you’d think and journey to the rainy, perpetually moist, Pacific Northwest (where one might “hunt for some Squatch”) with Seattle’s native sons, ALICE IN CHAINS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Alice In Chains on the InterWebs: https://aliceinchains.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “That was an awesome impression…” / #atthesametime / #markthetime / “Where?”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “Girl, you trippin’…” / “Is it an arena or a coliseum?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ZERO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #soberoctober / #plantbasedwater (“Made in a plant…”) / “There’s no fat, there’s no calories…no sugar.” / “This is probably more for #TheTriangle #Unredacted…” / “Where?” / #bigfootASMR / “It’s on one of ‘em…” / “Next thing you know, I’m fuckin’ sucked in…” / #steaming / #bigfootcall / “Squatch have been known to hang around this area…” / “Dude, that’s my #sexnoise …”/ #FindingBigfoot (“We just gave y’all a shitload of advertising for FREE!” / “There’s gonna be steam coming from it…” / “If y’all wanna skip ahead and get to #themeatoftheshow you can follow along with the #shownotes…especially at metalnerdery.com “/ #BobFromOhio / ***Please leave us a review and/or a rating wherever you listen to and enjoy #podcasts on whichever #podcastplatform you follow us on…***/ #timestamps / #thefrontend (“Let’s be honest, #foreplay is kinda fun…”) / “Hold on I’m not there…” / #sweettits / You can email us at [email protected] and check us out on the #socialmedia at #FaceFuck and #InstaTits and #YouBoobs and LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #TheVoiceMailSegment #TripSix #AllTheCokeLines #BrilliantMetalMinds #Audiogasming #ManyThanks / “No, that’s okay, I’ll take it…”/ “That’ll be the next episode…after #soberoctober is dead and gone…” (12:34): “Did we do reflections already?” / “Remember that beer we had…the gummy one?” / “Not til after the show, dude…just think about me nude…” / #flaccid / #TheDocket (“I used to use it…on my balls!”) / #taintdeoderant / “When you fart it smells like flowers…”/ #amazingbathroomscents / “If you farted #saturdaymorningcereal…” / #noshitessence / “I’m fuckin’ 10 years old everytime you do that…”/ #TheDocketRevisited METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: ALICE IN CHAINS (AIC) / #AliceInChains #AIC / “I never really thought of them as a grunge band…” / #thenextwaveofmetal / #alternativemetal / #flannelASMR (“Flannel’s cozy…”) / #Jackyl and the #chainsawsolo / “I can’t quite get the taste out of my mind…” / “They were on their path of #personalevolution …” / “Bill’s trying to be strong…” / “Do you think most bands did that more for pussy than anything else?” / “See, vagina…” / #glamisclam / #Sleze was before #DiamondLie / “What do you do when you’re young? Go after #thecooze …”/ Which era of #HeadbangersBall was it? / #AdamCurryEra vs #RikiRachtmanEra / “That’s a killer impression, dude, you’ve gotta admit it.” / “On #96RockInTheDaytime…and on #96Rockinthenighttime”/ “What is it with #recordlabelexecutives?” / “Show us your tits first, then we’ll do it.” / “Guys, if you’ve got nice ones, s

“You have to watch it with your ears and listen with your eyes…” There’s a multitude of reasons why we need time travel technology, but the most pressing one is so we can go back to our high school years and re-discover the NOLA based thrash-groove force of nature known as EXHORDER. While EXHORDER may be one of the more obscure artists from the thrash metal heyday of the late 80’s and early 90’s, they are undoubtedly one of the most criminally underrated bands of the genre, fortified with an arsenal of precision riffing, breakneck speed, and sheer instrumental mastery that only “the best of the best” old school thrash bands possessed. Go ahead and get yourself a big ole bottle of “bacon soda” and be advised how to bypass the nonsense and “get straight to the meat” as you find out which podcast has cracked the Top 100 and understand why “the Gadsden flag dude” stationed near the Bunkerpoon has given us hope for the future. Prepare to discover “the tastiest wax” ever to bless Halloween candy, try not to listen to The Triangle, and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL (then and now) with EXHORDER. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Once again…” #soberoctober / #podcastratings according to #GoodPods #Top100 #TopOneHundred #MusicHistoryPodcasts / “Guess who was 86?” / #MetalNerderyPodcast / “Maybe not…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH 100% ZERO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / “Probably the last version…still not drinkin’…” / ***If you wanna SKIP to #themeatoftheepisode you can check out the #shownotes and click the timestamp to move past the intro stuff…wherever you get your podcasts*** / “If you wanna skip past all the fun…” / metalnerdery.com / #Cletesius (“That’s his sister’s name, dude…”) / “Does it not feel like October has been LONG as fuck!?”/ #horrormovieASMR (Some classics and some newer ones…) / “Because it’s Humpday…” / “I feel dirty now…” / “Yeah, but see I didn’t know her then…” / The struggle of having friends with growed up daughters / “Does having children give you hope for the future?” / #BidenWorldSucks #GadsdenFlagDude at #BunkerpoonIndustrialBlvd / “He’s not in jail…”/ “That’s the tastiest wax I’ve ever eaten…” / #starburstASMR / More horror movie reflections… / #horror #whore (and #whorer) / #amateurmisogynist / “It’s stupid, but it’s fun…” / “No foreplay…” / “Lookin’ at you, #Hollywood…”/ “Did you just plop down…right in the middle?” / #boobsandass / “That hat should be filled with #relaxers…”/ A reference to #EvilDead and #KingDiamond / “The closest you got was #InTheMouthOfMadness …and maybe #ReAnimator…”/ #GoblinCockMedley / Various #revenuesbyindustry / “If there’s a #faktczech then it’s real…” (15:32): If you’d like to email us you can do so at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials #YouBoobs #InstaTits #FaceFuck (or on #YouTube #Instagram #Facebook) / #Dethklok and #Metalocalypse / #thevoicemailsegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / Field update from #TheDarius and a huge recommendation regarding the #WarCurse #brandspankingnew album #Confession / “That’s a #sativa…he’s the sativa and #ThePost is the #indica…” / #onemorevoicemail #newcaller #BobFromOhio and a #bandnameidea / “It’s like #poopmucus …but for babies…” / #TopSecret #TheTriangleUnredacted (“You have to watch it with your ears and listen with your eyes…”) / “Try not to listen to #TheTriangle…”/ #booksontape and a recent episode of #TheNumberOnePodcast regarding #LaurelCanyon (Weird Scenes Inside The Canyon) #conspiracytheoryASMR (“His father was the captain of the ship…”) / “That is where they make #TonkaTrucks …” / #thelist / “These are just the musicians…wait until he gets into the actors…” / #thetwentysevenclub (Drugs & suicide vs #vaccinesideeffects) / “You’re doing the same thing that the Left did…” / #notreally / “We’ll put the hookers back in…we’ll add ‘em in post.” (27:14): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: EXHORDER / #Pantera vs #Exhorder (constant comparisons between the two bands) / “Not an ex-hoarder…” / “It’s like #horror vs #whorer …” / #DMTASMR #BunkerpoonCircle / “On a scale of 1 to 10…” / Hailing from #NewOrleans (or #NOLA for the layperson…) / #ruboff / #baconsoda / #tobefair (“You said ‘readin’ a few minutes ago…”) / This will be #educational and #instructional for all of us / “Pantera minus the good songs…damn!” / Slaughter In The Vatican (1990) #debutalbum (“Pe

LED ZEPPELIN III might just be one of the most perfectly ideal albums for fall as it contains all of the essential components of fall: subtle stoner vibes, a folksy, medieval, Tolkien-esque feel, and a general all around magical and mystical nature. It’s a vastly unique album and is (sonically speaking) more radically different than anything else in their catalog. Led Zeppelin’s sonic palette has always been about the utilization of various textures, whether through Robert Plant’s lyrical imagery and vocal delivery, Jimmy Page’s guitar and string arrangements, or the sheer sonic weight of the mighty rhythm section that is “The Two Johns”, there is no other album that perfectly captures the spirit and energy of autumn quite like LED ZEPPELIN III. When’s the last time you learned a new word that you’ve never ever heard of or read before? Well, this episode is chock full of ‘em! Prepare to learn about a “blue-eyed merle”, a magical place where the white stuff falls called “Snowdonia”, and perhaps the best word ever invented in the history of the English language: VOLVELLE! Go find yourself a “four-eyed girl” who’s willing to go in on a “2 for 1” and be sure to stay away from any “haunted oysters” while always remembering that the secret ingredient is Volvelle when you JOIN US for a perfect sonic representation of the autumn harvest season as we dive into the mystical magical genius that is LED ZEPPELIN III. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “…unless they’re meaty…” / #facetits and #meatballs / #SoberOctober (“I fucked it up, I’m sorry…”) / #jackeduponthemonster / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #monsteroftheepisode #USFDA and #sugar / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST: SOBER OCTOBER, ZERO RELAXERS EDITION!!!*** / #plantbasedwater / “It’s fall…” / #fartjacket / ***Go to metalnerdery.com/merch and get yourself a #MetalNerderyPodcastHoodie #MetalNerderyHoodie *** / “No bottoms…”/ “They LOVE it!” / #bitch vs #cunt (which one do the ladies like better?) / “They like neither equally…” / “Ladies, if you’d like to email us you can do so at [email protected] or hit us up on #facetits and #instafuck and #YouBoobs or LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!” / “All I’m missing is the tremor…that comes later…” / ***#TopSecretStuff #TheTriangleUnredacted #Unredacted #Triangle on #YouTube*** / “Did you see the #facetitscenterfold?” / “#Penthouse…is way better…” / #FrenchDip / #ConstanzaStyle / “I don’t know if I have anything…” / #CLevel and #Seafood / The culinary rules of a #beachvacation / “When I go to the sea…” / #fraesh / “I won’t eat ‘em raw anymore…” / #rawoysters are #hauntedoysters (“I tasted those oysters for two weeks…”) / #insertvomitnoisehere / “I’ve got an exciting story…” / #markthetime / #beachythings / #RussellsReflectionsBeachEdition / #womendriversASMR / “That’s a yes…” / “I slide in between ‘em…” / #CletusASMR (“A lot of people probably would have done that…”) / “Violence solves nothing…it’s an unnecessary expense.” / #Ahem (“I explained to Cletus…and Juaniquisha…”) / “It’s gonna be like 8th grade all over again, bro!” / “That sounds like where you buy #racism …” / #chirpin / “That’s about 12 minutes of your lives that you’ll never get back…” (15:32): “That’s from the chair…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: LED ZEPPELIN III / Released October 5th, 1970 / #HappyFiftyThird / “It is but it isn’t…” / #unplugged and #acoustic / The first two #LedZeppelin albums vs 3 & 4 / #MysticalMagical / “If I had a kid, I think I would name it #BronYAur …” / #Snowdonia and #TheBlackDog / “When you look at it like that…it gets in your head…” / 8 months after #BlackSabbath / “The most #Viking song they ever wrote in their life…” / #alternatetunings / “That’s the DADFAD tuning…you need the DADGAD tuning…” / #DADBOD / #Volvelle (it’s this episode’s #wordoftheepisode) / #wheelchart #educational #instructional #thirdshowenergy / “You think it was like Zeppelin’s Load?” / “When’s the last time you learned a new word?” / #killeropener (1,2,3,4…) IMMIGRANT SONG (“A whole new level of balls…”) / “Your volvelle smells amazing…” / “It smells like new music…” / #everyday / “Two for one…sounds pretty awesome!” / “Hey barkeep…” / “A left turn…” FRIENDS (“There’s some #flahns in there…”) / “It does sound like fall…”/ #organwork #MoogASMR #stringsandthings / “Is that an actual dude?” / “That’s what makes #LedZeppelin so awesome…” / “It’s the best wor

“That devil stuff just freaks me out, man…” It’s October, which means it’s Halloween season and the haunted realm of ghosts & ghouls, werewolves & witches, vampires, goblins & zombies will soon be taking over. It also means a brief review of some classic horror cinema and enough sugar to (quite literally) reanimate the dead. To properly commemorate the upcoming celebration of All Hallows’ Eve in true black metal fashion, a HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH was proposed, featuring MERCYFUL FATE’s first two albums, their 1983 debut Melissa and their 1984 follow up Don’t Break The Oath, both of which are landmark black metal recordings representing the key fundamentals of the genre. Prepare to hear the happiest intro to a song about witches you’ll ever hear and discover how “35 grams” might be just enough “anti-relaxer” to have a brief but meaningful conversation with John Moschitta. Get ready to learn the significance of “The Petrine Cross” and determine whether “hailing or denying” is “more eviler” when you JOIN US for a short conversation regarding some spooky cinema spanning the horror genre before jumping into the witchy, black metal showdown of the MERCYFUL FATE HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATHMATCH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #ghostsofwar (“Thank you, we’re #rectalitch) / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ZERO PERCENT ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #giftideas and #holidayshopping / “They’re funny…they’ve got REAL actual tits!” / “That’s what makes women awesome!” / #thisepisodesantirelaxeroftheepisode #SOBEROCTOBER / #MonsterEnergyDrink (“Cherry poppin’ moment…”) / #MattOnMonster / #thisepisodesmonsteroftheepisode / #locamoca #javamonster #USDFA (“It’s got protein too…”) / “Does anybody know what a gram looks like?” / “That’s a lotta grams…” / #markthetime / “After #SoberOctober …” / #secondweekofsobriety / “Is there a portal?” / #bunkerpoontimeportal / “You actually look younger…” / A mention regarding a #freeshow #ActusReus show re: #TrailOfTerror #HauntedHouse / “Right next to the church…” / “Three sips in, I can already feel this…” / #liquidcocaine / “Not often…”/ #upcomingconcerts / “I’d like to see that…” / #thrashgrass #NativeHowl / “How many teaspoons do you think that is?” / #thatsit / #sugarcravings (“Booze or sweets…”) / #servingsize / Sugar as a child is WAY different than sugar as an adult / #FedExFastTalkerASMR (11:38): “Perfect #sportsball weather…” / #sobreoctobre / “Can you think of a time in your life…?” / #norelaxers #noalcohol #nonothing / #nooffense (“My friends know who I am…”) / “Once you hit 21…why not?” / “Let’s do it together…” / #SobreOctobre / “We just fisted each other…” / #fisting / “Let’s fist…” / “You ALWAYS say NO!” / #lifeplanning and #alcoholconsumption / #foodandbeverage / #nosmokingASMR / #applause #YAY / “I call it #theinhaler …” / #debtclock #nonstop #twentythreepercent (“Is there one for booze?”) / The cost of beverages vs food (#fuckedupseptember) / #DonJulioASMR / “The wife’s not doin’ it…” / “Is it hard?” (21:22): Horror movie season defines October / #bolthbut / “Let’s fist…” / #jumpscare #slasher / “The devil stuff really freaks me out…” / #dontdenythepowerof / ***Check out our prior #horrormetal episodes*** / A run down of various #horrormovies totally fit for the October, #Halloween season / “The shorter the better…” / #SixthSenseMom / #Hereditary / “Yep, a lot of that…” / Horror vs Cheesy/ #Suedeface / “I know the dude but I don’t know the name…” / “That movie will fuck you up, man…” / #psychologicalhorrorASMR / #markthetime / #genre / #originalideas / “It’s scary because it’s creepy because THAT exists in the real world…” / #TheOmen / #Psycho (“When your dad was a kid, it WAS terrifying!”) / #Poltergeist / #AmericanPsycho / #Hellraiser (“That devil stuff just freaks me out, man.”) / #EvilDead and #EvilDeadTwo (“See what happened was…”) / #treerape (“So hot…”) / “We’re trying to have a podcast…” / “You’ve gotta put on your #NakedGunGlasses …” / #ASerbianFilm or #Hostel (which is worse?) / #ElizabethBathoryASMR #HostelTwo / #RosemarysBaby / “I’ve got the math…” / “Remaking the making of the making of the movie…” / #foundfootage #BlairWitchProject / #mockumentaryASMR (34:44): #TheDocket #HeadToHeadDeathMatch METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS THE MERCYFUL FATE HEAD-TO-HEAD DEATH MATCH: MELISSA VS DON’T BREAK THE OATH / “The beginning of #BlackMetal before black metal was blac

September 7, 2018 One of the finest albums of the fall season that deserves space in your autumn playlist (right alongside everything Sabbath & Zeppelin) is PIG DESTROYER’s 2018 work of grindcore perfection, HEAD CAGE. While the Alexandria, Virginia based grind lords are one of the most recognized bands of the genre, HEAD CAGE has a more “mainstream” sound that could best be described as a convergence of 80’s & 90’s thrash with an infusion of hard core and doom textures as well as subtle hints of industrial sampling and modern metal, packing a veritable “buffet” of jaw droppingly sick riffs into each and every song, resulting in a complete work that’s so satisfying it’s virtually impossible to not listen to on perpetual repeat. Hold off on consuming those “big fruity drinks” until after you’ve heard our brand new “health advice” segment, including an acknowledgement of “Sober October”, a breaking news update impacting the nymphomaniac community, as well as our ongoing debate regarding “which itch is worst?”. Get ready to learn the identity of the individual responsible for every outgoing answering machine message in the 80’s (not to mention the spoken word intro to “Prowler in the Yard”), discover the hidden dangers of banana peels at funerals and JOIN US as we dive into one of the finest moments ever chronicled in the history of metal and unlock the secrets hidden within PIG DESTROYER’s HEAD CAGE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast PIG DESTROYER on the InterWebs: https://pigdestroyer.band/ Show Notes: (00:01): “You know what I love about words?” / #hotranch and #poopmucus / “That does make me kinda queasy…” / “There’s no pain in the brain…” / #beachvibes / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #soberoctober / “Actually Sharon is Sharon…” / “Mean bean?” / #MonsterEnergyDrink / “I don’t know where they find #squarefish at, but… / A great #tagline for #MetalNerderyPodcast / “THAT’s the thing that got the biggest laugh…” / “Podcasters are all millionaires…” / #manifestation / #RussellsReflectionsBeachEdition (“I take an auger…”) / Crank #TheChronic (or #Slayer) / “I want kids between me and the water…” / “…and I could still see my dick this morning…” / #thelittlethings / ***You can email us at [email protected] and check us out on the #socialmedia at #facegram #instabook #facetits (“Jowls are facetits”) or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #TheVoicemailSegment #JohnnyO and #riffrecognition (see also #Kyuss and check out our Kyuss Episode!) / #WelcomeToSkyValley / “They’re all Sabbath riffs…ultimately.” / #RussellsReflectionsBeachReprise / “What’s the leading cause of death among #nymphomaniacs …?” / We have one more… #Darius and #cokelines (“It sounds like you know…”) / “That was NOT sped up.” / “It’s like #bonehardness …” / 11:45 vs 1:00 / #chemtrailmix / “Just change out the chemtrail mix…”/ #cropdusting (“You almost never have a non-fragrant fart…”) / #RussellsReflectionsHealthTips (#bigfruitydrinks) / #alkaline (18:46): #TheEmailSegment (future #LambOfGod #albumdive) / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: PIG DESTROYER – HEAD CAGE!!! / #SwineSlayer #PigDestroyer / Released September 7, 2018 / #grindcore (“Actually…”) / First album with bass / “If Bob Rock produced #grindcore …” / #bucketlist #comingtoatlanta / Alexandria, Virginia / TUNNEL UNDER THE TRACKS (“Just let it go…”) / See also #TheShining / “They shall all drown in lakes of blood…” / DARK TRAIN (“I’ve just got a one track mind…”) / “Does that just not give you a boner?” / ARMY OF COPS (“That mix though…”) / #allthecokelines / “Tell me…where does it stop? This tower of law…this army of cops?” / “Their sound is badass!” (29:22): “It’s probably the most #mainstreamsong on this record…” / CIRCLE RIVER (“It’s like their Enter Sandman…”) / “It’s just a meaty sound…” / THE TORTURE FIELDS (“The balls of that…I like the sound…”) #andbegin / “This…right here.” / #letsgo / “That’s definitely my favorite so far…” / #mindorgy / “You don’t want to go to a buffet with 3 items…I want like 18 things.” / “You’ve just gotta let it go…” / TERMINAL ITCH (“Wait for it…”) #thebreakdown / “I come almost every time I hear that part…” / “Especially…down there…or inside…” / #buttholeitch / “Back in the old days…when Howard Stern was funny…”/ #newsshow (like #TheTriangle) / #Twist (40:23): CONCRETE BEAST (“Vandalize th

November 3, 1992: RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE’s self-titled debut injected some much-needed angst & social awareness into metal in the early 90’s with their own unique brand of vitriolic, sonic vengeance aimed at the corrupt power elite responsible for negatively impacting sociopolitical and corporate landscapes the world over with complete impunity. With powerfully simplistic riffing, a revolutionary lyrical message, and six-string pyrotechnics which transformed the guitar into a new way to DJ, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE managed to ear worm their way into the collective consciousness of the early 90’s metal scene, making it fun to embrace our own inner angst and revolt in protest against a broken, unjust, and backwards system hellbent on greed, power, and totalitarian control in the most radically metal way possible. It’s time to uncover yet another one of the myriad of reasons why we (still) have no female callers (because “Sharon is Karen”). Go ahead and get “Axel” on the horn to understand what “Star Wars and The 2 Live Crew” have in common as you learn the name of that instrument they play in the Outback as well as the better, new term for “jowls”. Go ahead and fly that flag upside down, get ready to “listen to ‘The Message’” and JOIN US for a dive into the debut album that fired the first shot in the heavy metal insurrection to “take the power back” as we RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast RAGE on the InterWebs: https://www.ratm.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “My dick is still outside of my body…” / #noturtle / #bathroomhaunting / #theuncorking / “That’s what it sounds like when…” / #gracias / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #RMRose #FireOnTheMountain / “Actually the upper part…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST ADVENTURE…*** / “It’s on the shirt…you’re wearing it.” / Reflecting on the 2 weeks or so since the Pantera show (as of the recording of this episode) / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #NewFoundary #TwentyFirstAmendmentBrewery (“Isn’t it weird that it (the 21st Amendment) doesn’t apply to drugs?” I’ll save that for #TheTriangle #UnredactedASMR) / #fourpointninepercentABV / #theverdict #mangofinish (It’s a close second to the #MangoCart) (05:08): You can email us at [email protected] or on the socials at #FaceTits or #InstaBook (Face Tits?) / “Where would they be?” / “That’s what jowls are…#facetits…” / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #thevoicemailsegment and #JohnnyO / The #metalnerderysydnicate / #hornyfeelings / “The moment’s gone…” / Remember The Fat Boys? / Bands and artists that would be cancelled today / “Since we’re on the topic…and since you said it…” / #herewego / #fiftypercent / “We try so hard to get listeners…” / #CavemanClubsASMR / #NO / “We are talking about #originalfactoryspec #bonushole … from the dealership.” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR regarding #OriginsOfHipHop / #Friday / “I liked the metal, and I liked the rap…” / #theheavymetalofpop / #GrandmasterFlash (“That Matt, he was ON!”) / #SharonsKaren / “Careful…” / #TheMessage (“Yeah, that one.”) / “That wasn’t what I learned…” / “Lets be careful…they’re active, bro.” / #RussellsReflectionsExpandedEdition and a flashback to #backintheday at #TheOzone / #obscenityASMR / “He kept calling me Axel…” (19:46): #thedocket (But first…) / Looking back to rap in the early 80’s and the impact on metal / “Which one is it?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!!! / #RATM sort of falls in the #AltMetal #NuMetal #genre / Looking back on various #crossover music in the early 90’s / #JudgmentNight / Released 11-3-1992 / “It’s got that groove…” / “NOBODY sounds like RATM…” / Other bands similar to Rage back in the day / “Angry and really loud…” / “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!” on #LiveTelevision / “He’s a #maverick in the world of guitar…” / #TomMorelloASMR / #DJSickStrings or #DJSixString ? / “Simple…but effective” / “They sound #biglytremendous …” / “Everytime…I get a little bit of a boner…” / #upsidedownflags are a sign of #anationindistress (We ARE in dire distress…especially over the last 3 years!) / “We’ll save that for #TheTriangle …” / #comingsoon (28:22): The #albumcover and a sidenote about #RichardPryor / “Monks can meditate themselves into a medicated state…” / “That’s a man right there…that guy’s a real dude, man.” / #killeropener BOMBTRACK (You can feel it building…)

Who: King Parrot, Lamb of God, & PANTERA What: One of the finest heavy metal concert experiences EVER When: Tuesday, September 12, 2023 Where: Ameris Bank Amphitheater - Alpharetta, Georgia Why: For the celebration of The Abbott Brothers history & legacy On this night, thousands of loyal Atlanta metal fans made the pilgrimage to behold the spectacle of King Parrot, Lamb of God, and PANTERA absolutely blowing everyone’s mind with one of the finest (and certainly one of the HEAVIEST) heavy metal shows to EVER bless the stage at Ameris Amphitheater! Truly a “family reunion for metal”, it was one of the most powerfully transcendental events of community, reverence, and sheer sonic bliss ever experienced in a single place on a single night. The collective energy of these three extreme metal juggernauts elevated the entire audience to an almost frenzied level of controlled chaos & palpable glee. It was, without question, one of THE best metal shows to come to Atlanta in recent years, bar none. And for a few fleeting hours on that night of “Metal Magic”, it felt just like the old days all over again, in the best way possible. It’s “story time” in the Bunkerpoon, which means it’s time to “hang tight” and “have some cocktails” with the “three black sheep” and find out “what happens to dudes who can’t handle their White Claws” while trying to comprehend how talking to someone on a cell phone at a concert is as futile and pointless as peeing into a tornado. Prepare to learn which two letters equal the letter ladies sit on, discover the proper way to pronounce King Parrot, dine on the finest post-show cuisine at the Waffle House and JOIN US as we reflect on one of the most important nights of heavy metal to have blessed Atlanta in recent years as we reflect on the details of the PANTERA LEGACY TOUR POST GAME WRAP-UP featuring King Parrot, Lamb of God, and PANTERA on the Atlanta tour stop to honor and celebrate the legacy of the brothers, Darrell & Vinnie Abbott. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast PANTERA on the InterWebs: https://pantera.com/ https://pantera.com/tour/ More PANTERA Episodes HERE https://www.metalnerdery.com/pantera Show Notes: (00:01): ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised / #RMRose #FireOnTheMountain #NewLogo / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“It tastes like autumn…”) / #gluttonfree and/or #glutenfree #AtlantaHardCider (“Hand picked by…people? Machines?”) / #buttonrub #texturedforyourpleasure #firstdayoffall (“I could drink a bunch of those…it’s definitely dry…”) / “That’s a better term than #flaccid…” (03:20): Feel free to email us at [email protected] and/or hit us up on #Instagram or #Facebook or #YouTube OR ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #thevoicemailsegment (Darius is back…) / CD’s vs Vinyl / #storytime / “May I retort?” / “You could tell #Alexa to play #MetalNerderyPodcast “/ #ultraquadraphonic / “They’re kinda coasters…” / #shuffle / “You’ve got the #FBI listening to you, but I don’t care…” / #onemore (“To clarify…”) / #ninjafrisbee / “Also to clarify…I called you fellas #thethreeblacksheep and said #hangtight in Polish…” / #dietpepsi vs #dietcoke #RussellsReflectionsASMR (10:24): “You haven’t given us your thought of the day…” / “Apparently THAT was a winner!” / “If you thought getting a foley inserted was bad…” / “Enjoy your dildos and loneliness…” / “Was it a skink?” / #speciesist / “Snakes with legs…freak me out!” / Finding lizard carcasses in your home / #drylizardgulch / “That’s my spirit animal…” / #batzapper (15:35): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE PANTERA POST-SHOW REVIEW (from 09/12/2023 in Alpharetta, GA) / #KingParrot #LambOfGod #Pantera / “That week…was so weird…it wasn’t just me…” / “They slow the rotation…” / #They / “It’s like an LP spinning in space…” / “It’s pizza shaped…” / The leadup to the show / Parking at the venue / “We were 40 thick…” / The #ActusReus boys were there / “It was a #familyreunion for metal…” / ***Check out everyone in the #groupphoto on our #Instagram and #Facebook pages *** / Ticket prices for seating vs lawn (“When I bought mine, lawn seats were NOT available…”) / “I looked like a #drunktoddler …” (24:00): The structure of the show, including the #homevideofootage from the various #PanteraHomeVideos back in the day / “That was the first show I’ve been to in a minute with pyro…” / “Was that the same venue where

“That’s something you could remember to forget later…” One of the most profound things about heavy metal is its natural evolution over time. It’s never forced and somehow everything just flows together with perfection, like some intelligently designed, supernaturally endowed, cosmic jigsaw puzzle. Similar to the way Pantera picked up the baton for metal in the early 1990’s, LAMB OF GOD became the new “stop gap” for metal fans and the evolutionary “next wave” of extreme metal (a.k.a. the New Wave of American Heavy Metal (NWOAHM)) with their own unique brand of sonic vengeance containing the perfect blend of blistering speed, scalpel-like precision, and devastating ferocity. It's time everyone understands the vast differences between “bukkake and bulgogi” while discovering the “six scientific reasons” highlighting the “terrifying” similarities between elasmobranchology & gynecology. Never underestimate the persuasive appeal of the perfect “LinkedIn profile”, don’t deny the power of “The Triangle”, and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with one of the most brutally heavy bands ever to emerge from the Commonwealth of Virginia as we celebrate Richmond’s own LAMB OF GOD. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast LAMB OF GOD on the InterWebs: https://www.lamb-of-god.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Stick around…” / #voiceactors and #hilarity / “That’s what it sounds like when I pull it out…” / “It’s not the same…” / #STOP / “No wonder…you’d have to love somebody an awful lot…” / #strapon / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Ooh, what was that?” / “It sounded gross, and it looked gross…” / #QTipASMR #NO / “Those words don’t go together…at all.” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #whiteclawASMR #episode213 #BlueMoon #WheatBeer #buttonrub (“What’s regular beer carbs like?”) / #theverdict #daydrinkingbeer / “Your other favorite band…” / “This tastes a little beachy…” / ***You can email us at [email protected] and reach us on the socials at #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube *** COME VISIT THE UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON GIFT SHOPPE AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #thevoicemailsegment #ThePost #spinoffshow (“So much potential…that shit cracks me up.”) / #electionyear2024 (“They didn’t work then, they don’t work now…”) / “You look stupid and you’re helping no one…” / “Do we wanna attach that…?” / “How about just a vagina?” / #redwhiteandbluevagina / #TheTriangle / “I wonder if pubes will come back in 2024?” / #hugepubes / “The initials guy…” / #onemorevoicemail (“It’s a doozy…It’s Ken from Connecticut…”) regarding the #SomewhereInTime episode / #markthetime / (“Loved the #Mastodon episode…”) #ThankYouForThat / “You can’t say that word…” / #sloweddown (“I think that’s worse…”) / ***Go check out our Top 3 Maiden Albums episode regarding Ken’s voicemail and #RussellsReflections *** / “Let’s see…I’m 15 pounds down…” / “Hold on…are you backed up?” / “Is that what it sounds like when you shit?” (19:43): #TheDocket / “Educational and part 2 of the #PanteraPreGame episode…” / #KingParrot is opening (before #LambOfGod) and is also featured in this edition of WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / “Y’know what…I just had a reflection…” / “I don’t know what to say now…if he’s not going outside to have #projectilediarrhea …” / #outsideperiodASMR / BITE YOUR HEAD OFF / SHIT ON THE LIVER (More #blackmetalish) and NEED NO SAVIOR (sort of a #TodayIsTheDay vibe) / “It’s like #grindcore meets #blackmetal…” / Thinking back to the #LiveStream when King Parrot opened up for #PhilipAnselmoAndTheIllegals during the #VulgarDisplayOfPantera livestream / ALL HAIL THE GRUB (“A lot of #uglychords in there…”) / “Technically it’s also accurate… (“It is #sharkweek at my house, btw…”) / A terrifying fact of nature…/ #dontdenythepowerof #Elasmobranchology (28:33): The Docket: Part 2 (“That’s fucking terrifying!!!”) / #bestheadlineever “Now it makes sense…” / #lovethemefromJaws / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: LAMB OF GOD – INSIDE THE METAL (Pre-Game Edition) / Initial impressions regarding #LambOfGod back in the day, in terms of style and sound in the early 2000’s / “Dude, can you say #jeanwree just once? C’mon, do it the right way…” / #MCTentacleChoice and a cover of #TheAccused (“The Accused with good production…”) / “Okay, NOW some things are making sense…” INHERIT THE EARTH (#BurnThePriest) / NOTE: He believed wron

“Awww mannn…” As of the recording of this episode, we were hyping ourselves into a frenzy to get fired up and ready for the upcoming PANTERA show (with King Parrot and Lamb of God opening) at the Ameris Amphitheater in Alpharetta, Georgia on September 12th, 2023. And as of the publishing of this episode, we will have already borne witness to the awesome display of power which made PANTERA the quintessential metal band of the 90’s (more on that later…), and for that, we give “bigly tremendous” thanks and our utmost respect to both Charlie Benante and Zakk Wylde for joining Phil Anselmo & Rex Brown in the global crusade of preserving the memory, sharing the music, and highlighting the timeless legacy of The Brothers Abbott, as well as showing the younger generations of metalheads why PANTERA was, is, and always will be so incredibly special to the world of heavy music. (Again, more on that later…) Get your “fish chicken” ready because it’s time to get “boned up about the wings” and prepare to understand why “mosquitos” are evil and “eminent domain” should be outlawed. Discover “the best Metallica album that Metallica didn’t release”, get your “PhD in balls” and JOIN US as we fire up the barbie, enjoy some relaxers, and wax nostalgic while preparing to behold the metal legacy of the band that dominated metal in the 90’s with the biggest djunts this side of the Rio Grande as Metal Nerdery Podcast proudly presents the PANTERA PRE-GAME. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast PANTERA on the InterWebs: https://pantera.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Fish chicken?” #Ficken or #Chish / #koreanbarbecue / “They lay it all up on your grill…” / #sexjokes / “It took me a while to figure that out…” / “I just can’t figure why the sewage and the playground are in the same place…” / #soberoctober (“I think I may have to by law…”) / #extrabass / “That’s almost enough to hire a #homelessprostitute …” / #quittingsmoking / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #latestart / “You know that feel of panic…” #phonecall #tobefair (“I almost kinda forgot…”) #ninenineenergy #PrePanteraEnergy #angelnumbers / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Yuengling (“We can’t ever do that with the cans…”) / #lowcarbbeer / The computer guy is now a beer guy… / #mosquitos #conspiracytheoryASMR (“Put something good in there…”) / Ways to make people more open to taking the #covidvaccine / #legalcartel / “The only thing that sucks about it…” (09:19): An awesome social media comment regarding our Danzig episode / You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on #Instagram #Facebook and #YouTube or you can GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemailsegment #JohnnyO and a shoutout to #BigDaddysBBQPit / “You’re still just #bonedup about the wings…” / #BBQFoodPorn (“It’s my third day job…”) / “Ball state?” / “I’m the king of balls…” / #markallthetimes / Another voicemail from a caller at the #M72 show in Los Angeles / “He’ll be fine…” / “I remembered that he was coming, I forgot when it was…” / “That’s the number 3 podcast, btw…” / #TheOsbournesPodcast / “It’s gonna tip over like Guam…” / #firesale #eminentdomain / #conspiracytheoryASMR (“This is an experiment…”) / #KKF / “Isn’t that weird how that works?” / #herewego (19:33): “We’ve got something pretty cool coming up this week…” / #awwwmannn / “You that shit can get in your eye, right?” / #onehundredpercenteffective / “You don’t wear ‘em like long pants dude…” / “That’s when you wear #Depends to a concert…” / #dedication #onmicburp / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: PANTERA PRE-GAME / “I haven’t seen #Pantera…since they played with #Slayer at #TheTabernacle / “We are as old as our balls…” / Reflecting on Pantera shows back in the 90’s, specifically with #WhiteZombie at the International Ballroom / “I still like tits…” / Predictions regarding the #setlist for the upcoming show in Atlanta on Tuesday, 09/12/2023 / #ForLegacy and The Celebration of Pantera’s legacy / #No / #PanteraDjuntsASMR (“They’re #djunts all day, dude…”) (29:29): “Here’s how you make wings better…” / Shoutout to #HotOnes re: #crispywings and #RussellsReflections regarding wings / “You cannot shake wings in cold sauce…” / “You know what an #airfryer is?” / “It’s like the #UAP of ovens…”/ More on our predictions for the #killeropener / #No / #totallyworthit / “You laughed a little too hard at that…” / #MandelaEffectASMR and #concertposters / “He’d gi

September 29, 1986: By this point in time, nearly 2 years had passed since the release of Powerslave and nearly a year had passed since Live After Death was released, commemorating the World Slavery Tour of 1984-1985 that cemented IRON MAIDEN as one of the most legendary bands in all of metal. And just like with any other advancements forward impacting time and technology, SOMEWHERE IN TIME, their 6th studio album (and the first to include, wait for it: guitar synths) proved to be a quantum leap forward into the future sound of their brand of progressive metal, with enough ambiance and atmosphere to give the album a sound that feels very futuristic and modern, yet also sounds perfectly at home in 1986. Always remember to take an “insurance pee” before engaging in any time travel activities and be sure to “slow down” and take a moment to “pump your own gravy” (even if you felt “barely bothered” to do so at the time) and JOIN US as we dive into one of the most “timeless” albums in Maiden’s history, complete with guitar synthesizers and more multi-layered guitar harmonies than you could shake an interdimensional scepter at as we dive into the wormhole of metal and travel elsewhere (and elsewhen) with IRON MAIDEN, SOMEWHERE IN TIME. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s at least…” / #microlength / “Two weeks in a row…” / #ageless / #timetravel / #birthdaymonthASMR / “Oh boy…oh geez…” / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode (“What the heck is this?”) / #colamoonshinewhiskey / #colaflavoredmoonshine / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Carbs, I can taste ‘em…” / ***WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE, TO BUNKERPOON INDUSTRIAL UNDERGROUND PRODUCTIONS…AND THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #rightsquareintheYEAH / #specialguesthost #markoneera (“Yeah?”) / #introsandsuch / “Yeah?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I’m still on the old diet, here…” / #MonsterEnergyDrink #BeastUnleashed #sixpointzeropercentABV #scaryberries #ninetycalories (“There’s no fat in it either…”) / “that’s a soda right there…it tastes like #diabetes” / #supersweet #dangersugar / “It tastes like #AMonster…” #markthetime / “It does make it better…” / “That one had hair on it…” / ***RUSSELLSREFLECTIONSMARKONEASMR*** / “I feel smarter…” / “We’re gonna get through this…” / “I’ve been overwhelmed in the #bunkerpoon…” / #priorcharacters #oldschoolepisodes #projectilediarrhea (“Yeah!”) / #aggressivearnold / #markthetime / “We need one more…like THAT!” / “Thirty bucks, #atthedoor…” / #bargainentertainmentdollar / “Yeah, they killed, for sure.” / Excellent setup at #TheMasqueradeATL / #logisticsASMR / “So many faces…” / #backshadowingASMR / The last time #IronMaiden came to Atlanta…/ #familyreunion #senseofcommunity #metalcommunity #hailtoyouall (“Pantera is NEXT week…at this point!!!”) / #antirelaxers (“No we’re getting #LambOfGod”) #KingParrot / “She’s kinda hot…” / “I know a dude…” / #nontangentional #spankbankASMR #furtherbackshadowing / See also #PhilipAnslemoAndTheIllegalsLiveStream during #theplague / #furtherbackshadowing (“Matt’ll remember this…”) / #twanglified / #whateveritsfine / “Those 3 bands…at #MSG…” / #adjustedforinflation / #evenfurtherbackshadowing #goodseats… / #adjustedforinflationASMR (14:19): “I’m sorry…” / “I was barely bothered…” / #imsorry / “He was barely bothered…” / #recordscratch / “Tell ‘em…” / “they were really big…” / #hahaha / Umm, wait…what? / “The tickets cost me through the fuckin’ roof!” / #nonsmokingRussellASMR / #MCR / #MyChemicalRomanceASMR / #RussellsReflections (NOTE: Remember, Russell plays BASS now! Just remember that.) / “I’ll put a little pale ale in their fore you…” / #pumpyourowngravy / #markthetime / “That’s actually better…” / ***We have ZERO filler from YOU guys…we MISS you!!!*** Feel free to follow us on the #instagram #facebook and #instatits and #instavag and #facegram or email us at [email protected] or follow us on the #YouTube channel. / #motherfucker / “Our listenership is going up…” / “They’ll come back…” / #noteven / “Did we look up this band, #TornSoul ?” / #shoutout to #localboys #ActusReus #localAtlantaMetal / #RussellsReflectionsReprise #elbowtoelbow #balltoball / #markthetime / “His mustache is so epic…don’t you think, Adam?” / #notburntreynolds #inabow ***SEND US A YOU-TUBE OR SOME KIND OF LINK OF MUSIC OF WHOEVER YOU THINK SHOULD BE KNOWN WORLDWIDE…AT THE ABOVE EMAIL…OR ON THE SOCIALMEDIAS!*** / #WellPlayYourShittah / #RussellsEnunciationOfThough

If you were to blend the dark, heavy riffs of Sabbath & Zeppelin with the straight-ahead power of AC/DC and then add the incredible vocal crooning style of The Doors’ frontman Jim Morrison, mixing everything with a generous infusion of punk rock angst and Halloween themed, gothic horror vibes to tie it all together, the end result would be DANZIG, the “modern classic” sounding “horror metal” band fronted by GLENN DANZIG (formerly of Misfits & Samhain). Prepare to enjoy yourself some quality horror croon from deep within the Bunkerpoon and head downstairs for some “dingle, dangle (followed by a liberal dose of ‘mind bleach’)” so you can finally comprehend what “between your cheek and gum” actually means while “making mugshots great again…so they can nay-nay” when you JOIN US as we dig deep into “The Johnny Cash of Metal” and dive into the eerie, inky-black darkness of DANZIG - Inside The Metal: The 80’s & 90’s. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “God, you’re old!” / “Now I #dangle…and I’m about to be a #flailer in a minute!” / “If you can have #curling…you can have #flailing…” / “Ooooh, is this the maple?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / ***WARNING***: #listenerdiscretionisadvised #warningASMR / “A lotta sugar in that!” / #almosttasteslikebreakfast #smokedmaplewhiskey / #specialguestnerd #thefourhorsemenoftheNerdery ***BREAKING NEWS***: #RIP #BobBarker #HailToBobBarker #TheBettyWhiteOfGameShowHosts / “Talk about casting a shadow…” / “Wait, that’s cool?” / #youllneverforgetit #thatBobBarkerisaBlessin / “We can’t ‘officially’ call this a beer…” / #dietingnonsenseASMR / “If Russ is on a diet…” / #veryunselfless / “It’s big…” / #ChungsPackage / #loverboy (“You’re not comfortable…”) / “Did you have THAT shirt on?” / #NO / “At least it’s fucking cold!” / #DeathRowRecords #HappyDads #HardSeltzer / #admonitions / “It’s weird…” / “It tastes like a #FantaGrape without the #sugarsyrup” / “H’Ayll Yay-uhh!!” / “I’m used to it now…” / “I’ll just start drinkin’ more…” / #hangovernutritionASMR / “Just order the bloody mary…” / #charcuterie (“that’s a bagle…a popsicle!?”) / #thedrinkthatdrinkslikeameal / “If you give ‘em just a little bit of space…” / Is there a #chickenandwafflesbloodymary out there?” / “I didn’t actually ‘come’ there” / #memoriesofBob / “He’s a talented fucker!” / “The place is where my place used to be…” / #jazzandblueshousebands #artisticquality / #MatthewsReflections / “Life goes on…long after the thrill, of living is gone…like how MUCH longer, JCM?” / “Just to work it up…it’s at 10 o’clock, what else do you need? I can’t get it #fromsixtomidnight “/ #thatseventeenyearoldfeeling / “If she’s willing to be patient and just lay there…” / #justpretend / (15:04): “It was just fucked up…” / #fakenews / #voicemail ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #thereturnofthepost #djentleman #thepost / “It was a whole to-do…” / ***WHO IS THE GREATEST “METALLY METAL” DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!?!?!? *** #weloveyoutoo / Our (not so) brief assessment of various #metaldrummers who have transcended metal, music, and perhaps even genre. / “That’s a tough question…” / ***Check out our 3 BadAss Drummers episode for reference*** / “It’s odd…” / “That dude’s ridiculous…” / #woodpaneledwall #orangeshagcarpet #woodpaneledcarpetmetal / ***IF YOU WANNA EMAIL US YOU CAN DO SO AT [email protected] ***/ #socialmedia #instagram #instatits #instavag #facegram #metalnerderypodcast / “Only if they’re ‘into it’ dude…” / #undownloads and the words of #fuckbag / #coviddeniers / “He came back…” / “Bill got another year older…and Russell’s getting smaller…” / #wewentnuts / #somelikeithot “I could just roll around in that shit naked…” / #notinthepeehole / #smokefreeASMR / “You just saved yourself a lotta damn money!” / “You got it? I got it.” / “Wait, where do you PUT the pouch?” / “Wait, there’s a ‘gum’ down there?” / #theinsideofyourbutthole / “It’s a #robotdick “/ It’s really not even close to the same… #IYKYK / “It’s just #reconditioning the way you are in the world…” #stopsmokingASMR / (27:15): “I’m done actually…” / “I don’t wanna get political or anything…” #herewego / #arrested #arraigned #booked (“Yeah, but for…what did he do?”) #theyllfigureitout / “They match, dude…” / “that #mugshot is great” / #makingmugshotsgreatagain #makemugshotsgreatagain #thebestmugshot / “I’m still waiting for one…just ONE…word of praise…” / “He can’t find th

The 1970’s is one of the greatest decades in the history of the development of modern metal. Back in the 70’s, it was not at all uncommon to get 2 albums from the same artist within the same year! During the 70’s, you’d drop the needle on the record, turn on the lava lamps and the black lights, indulge in your preferred relaxer of choice, and be instantly transported to an alternate dimension of sonic bliss where, again, it was not at all uncommon to have the entire first side of an album consist of one song, especially when listening to RUSH and their trailblazing, early progressive metal output from the 1970’s. Get ready to hear “one of the angriest riffs of 1976” while enjoying one of the most mind blowing “one take wonder” epics of all time with a massive “priapism of percussion” (aka “drumbone”). Prepare to learn about our 3-point plan to make the world a better place (including “fireproof trees”) and JOIN US as we extend our gratitude to the Godfathers of Progressive Metal hailing from the Great White North: the multi-instrumental, multi-tentacled (and multi-lingual) genius of Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Peart: the “Holy Triumvirate” aka the Toronto Prog Wizards known collectively as RUSH, as we go Inside The Metal, 70’s Style! Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast RUSH on the Interwebs https://www.rush.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #thinlymixed / #TheBanksBoysBand / #heavythin / “Is that #Sanka or #Folgers?” / #instantcoffee #commercials / #BlackRoast / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Hittin’ me straight right in the YEAH!” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH BLESSED AMOUNTS OF ANESTHESIA!!!*** / #notglee / #eightouncecup (***”aren’t we approaching…the one year anniversary?”*** / #thesecondchronicles / “Let’s see what happens…” / “It’s all of ‘em…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #nationalchampionship #sportsdogwords #TerrapinBrewery #BerlinerStyleWeiss #TeaTime #giveitacrack (#solidbeachbeer) / “You’d have…the perfect blend…” / #unsweetteaflavor / “If it had just a touch of sweetness…it’d be perfect.” / #PulpFictionAnalogies #BigKahunaBurgerASMR (“Some #pigface…”) / “I’ve done that…it’s not bad.” / #itsnotracist (“How the fuck are they on fire?”) / #HAARPASMR / NOTE: we are NOT being facetious… / “So everything burned down…but the trees?” / “Obviously…anyway…” / #badlandmanagement / “Purple fire?” / “Purple SMOKE?” / #Seriously / #RussellsReflections #wedidntask / “We counted and left…” / “My favorite are…” / “Everybody was on coke…” / #brotherexponential #brotherbrother (“The Dark Side of the 90’s”) #TheViperRoom / “#SteelPanther when they were #MetalShop”/ #prenineeleven #pre911 / “The power’s in his #dreadlocks bro…” / “everybody needs fire…and explosions…Bill knows!” / #TheChroniclesPartTwo #TheReChronicles #KISSALIVESUPERDIVEASMR #NONONO / “The REALLY obnoxious #hairmetal…” / “Reflections in #WheelersWorld…” / #StewieASMR / #KillTonyASMR/ “I don’t know this for a fact…but every episode I’ve watched…” / #somethingsomethingnews / ***NOTE: There are exceptions…*** / “I almost…get more of a thrill…at seeing how fast I can make people leave…” / #helpingtheworld #feedthehungry #overonehundredpages #itshuge (“Last weekend?”) / #RussellsReflections regarding #SublimeLyrics #TheWrongWay / “Ohhh, speaking of…” / #PeteOPhayisle / “A waft of smell…” / “Everything…” / #thatsactuallyacrime / (20:23): “Do we have any #shittah?” / #email (you can email us at [email protected] ) #YonderWaysMetalFestival #EmberingEffigy (“Oh, that dude?”) / #redditnotification and the mystery of #responsemessages / #dangole #groovethrash #seekingdrummer #workingband / “The sound of local metal…” / “He’s a big fella…” / #coollogo / “It’s like #blackmetal but you can still read it…” / #WellPlayYourShittah (25:52): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: RUSH – INSIDE THE METAL (70’S STYLE) / “It makes just as much sense…” / ***Check out our #CanadianMetalEpisode!!!*** / The transition from the debut album to Fly By Night / “They’ve got the biggest sound of ANY 3 piece!” / #instrumentaltentacles (“It’s a little weird…”) / Initial reflexes: “Is that #LedZeppelin?” / RUSH (1974): FINDING MY WAY (“I don’t know how he does it…”) / WORKING MAN #96RockInTheDaytime #Bigly #separatevocaltracks (“Those guys are good at doing that…”) / FLY BY NIGHT (1975) / No pressure… / #romanticproggers / ANTHEM #earlymetal #earlyprogmetal (“I wonder if they KNEW…”) / #seventiesphaser (“He’s playing THAT

“Let it ring out…okay turn it off now…” Way back “during the late 1900’s” (1998 to be precise), METALLICA released an updated volume of various cover songs by various artists of their youth via GARAGE INC., a 2-disc set (that’s compact disc, btw: those were still pretty popular “during the late 1900’s”) including one disc of brand new cover tunes and one disc including the original $5.98 EP: Garage Days Re-Revisited, along with a various assortment of B-sides, one-offs, and previously unreleased material from throughout their career. Get ready to hear what happens when A. Listener engages A.I., discover “a rare Lars guitar solo” that we previously missed, and find out how long it takes to become “completely annoying” (apparently, it’s not as long as we’d thought). It’s time to know what happens whenever you sip water “with a bone in it” and prepare to be “blinded by the YEAH!” as you witness the power of the “secret missile” and JOIN US for the 2-record set that redeemed METALLICA for The Loads as we dive into GARAGE INC. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast MORE METALLICA Episodes: https://www.metalnerdery.com/metallica METALLICA on the InterWebs: https://www.metallica.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “…AND there it is…” / #lettuce #gettuce some #alcoholicbeverages / #newkindacoffee / “He’s unscrewing with us…” / #cheersfellas #outwiththebad / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I want #icecream made out of that…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE #METALNERDERYPODCAST #ADVENTURE *** / #multipletitles / “Let’s get into this before it gets ‘room temp’…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #GummyBandit #greenapplesour #StillFireBrewing #GuardiansAlbumCover (“You’ve gotta read all the stuff…”) / Do it, Russell…do them shits!!! (“that’s got a good pop…”) / #surprisinglytolerable (“Just before…”) / Dude, Russ, THANK YOU for minimizing your selection of sours…my #tastebuds thank you! / “A lot of tits & tang…” / #ActsofGod #weatherproblems / (“Six or seven…all plugged into one #powerstrip…”) / “Way back…in the #1900s …” / “No dad, that movie is a hundred and TWENTY years old!” / #approximations #happyanniversary to the mighty and powerful #Metallica #TheBlackAlbum #thirtytwoyearanniversary / Upcoming concerts… / “It’s like playing #Beth at the very end…” / #offmicburp (“there was no chunks in that…relax…it was smooth.”) / “Gee, thanks for letting us know…WE could have gone…” / “He’s pretty gawddang close” / #hepoundswithpower / #behindthefourthwall / #TheDocket / #GotHim / #ItsBeenAWhile / ***You can email us at [email protected] or check us out on the socials at #InstaTits and #InstaVag and #InstaBook and #FaceGram at #MetalNerderyPodcast and you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #VoicemailSegment #TripSix #Yeah (#cockedup #brilliant) / “See you next Tuesday thing…” / #RussellsRemix #RussellsWarning #Trip6 / The beauty of #artificialintelligence (“How high do you gotta be?”) / #Extensively #threepointseveneightninefive / “At least you’ve got something to talk about…” / #officialissue (14:14): “I tell you what we’ll talk about…” : METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METALLICA AND GARAGE INC. (1998) / The upgrades and additions from #1987 #GarageDaysReRevisited / B-sides and bonus tracks / “Stone crowed crazy…” / “I think that was his first band…” / “Alright, this sort of makes up for #TheLoads …” / “I can tell you this, it was never #96Rock…” / “Isn’t it supposed to be the same number?” / #dreadlockpower (“I don’t wanna be a mean asshole…”) / “That’s like the #worstsongever”/ #shudderingnoises #sighsofregret (“I wonder if #Metallica would ever cover…”) / Don’t fuck with the penguins… / “Stay away from the #icewall…” / #FallingOffTheEdgeOfTheWorld / #thetruestory #DinsosaurPingPong (21:01): ***GO CHECK OUT OUR GARAGE DAYS ALBUM/EP DIVE EPISODE!!!*** / #consolidated / “This was almost…a sigh of relief…” / #balls / November 1998 / “Okay, they got their balls back.” / “This is when they gave radio a couple more songs to play…” / “Just leave that one alone…” / FREE SPEECH FOR THE DUMB (#Discharge) #discone #songone #trackone (“that crunch is just nasty…”) / #guitarsolobylars (“That’s how it #identifies”) / #onemore / #freefuckinspeech / “It was Kirk Hammett mocking Lars Ulrich playing a guitar solo…” / IT’S ELECTRIC (#DiamondHead) #cantbeloudenough / #bassASMR (“I almost thought I heard a touch of #autotune”) / “I’ve got all the room in the world now…” / “Literally & f

It’s always a treat to talk about “hometown” metal, especially when it’s one of the heaviest, most modern, progressive metal bands in the entire genre. Actually, to call them “prog” might be a bit misleading, although “progressive” is certainly an apropos descriptor for the shared artistic odyssey which Brann Dailor, Brent Hinds, Bill Kelliher, and Troy Sanders (collectively known as MASTODON) had embarked upon more than 20 years ago and are still going strong with no sign of stopping any time soon. Perhaps the more accurate description of MASTODON is “Atlanta’s own shamans of megalithic, caveman powered, super technical, stoner sludge prog metal” (and any other applicable subgenres we might’ve missed). It's time to get “in the loop” and fully comprehend the best way NOT to drive down Blood Mountain to minimize vehicular induced toddler vomitus whilst mentally preparing to welcome “B.G.” to the “T&T Main Stage” as we do our best to “MRFA” while screaming excerpts from “Brave Tales of Taintler” into the “echo chamber” as you JOIN US for the “pure girth” of MASTODON Inside The Metal (ATL-Edition), Chapter 1: The Aughts (2000-2009). Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “He just pushed that button, man…” / #AlphaDamnRetta / #ColaMoonshine #sameproof (“The uncorking…”) / The true definition of #highball / “All drawed up…” / #uhoh / #callofdutyshoutout #impressionsASMR / #HerbertASMR (“Was it YOU!?”) / “WHOA!!!” / “The abbreviated version…” / “…it still means the same thing.” / #letsdothis #outwiththebad ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #verysubtle #citygate #colamoonshine (“Expeckin’…”) / #aftertaste / “…the narcotics of candy…”/ #bringbacktheoriginaloriginalformulaofcocacola / #kolanuts (#powerfulnuts) / “BEST ENERGY DRINK EVER!!!” / “Experience…International…” #BulgariaASMR (Umm, WHAT?) / “That’s gonna be my theme music…in my mind…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #TerrapinBeerCompany #AthensGeorgia #NationalChampionship #SportsDogWords / #UpHighIPA #HaHa #CitriHoppedIPA (“Sit and wonder at the AWE…”) / “And the verdict…” / #colderisbetter / “This is gonna sound personal…” / #downthereechoASMR / “It’s almost too much fun…” #specialladyfriend (“She’s actually kinda cool…”) / #NoNickelbackHate #NoJasonAldeanHate / “I think that would be my thing…” / “Maybe not…that’s the reality…” / #halfacenturyofmetal #OzzyOsbourne / Shoutout to #CreedenceClearwaterRevival #CCR #TheCreedence / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “How perfect was that?” / “The dementia is not that bad…” / #ZZTopDocumentary #Netflix / “Hint…the irony…” / #bathingsuits #drunks (“Actually, the drunks are usually the best audience…if they’re on your side.”) / “Last week…” / ***If you’d like to send us YOUR SHIT-TAH, your MUSIC-AH…send it to us and we will play it on a future episode!!!*** #emailus at [email protected] #instagram #facebook (“This is who we are!”) / #thejingle #No / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL YOU CAN DO SO USING YOUR TELEPHONIC DEVICE BY DIALIING 980-666-8182!!!*** / #bravetalesoftaintler (“Oh it’s not gonna be a #childrensbook…”) / #MRFA #makereadingfunagain / “The guy who looks like Thor…” / #publishedauthor (“You used the word #patina, that’s like a $20 word.”) / “What the fuck is that?” / “She’s gotta get it warm…” / #markthetime (23:10): “Far, FAR overdue…” / #atlantametal METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: MASTODON – INSIDE THE METAL (CHAPTER 1: THE AUGHTS (2000-2009) / “What the fuck is that?” / #loopy / The first and earliest knowledge of #Mastodon as one of the most powerful forces in #progressivemetal / #TodayIsTheDay (#PreMastodonASMR) IN THE EYES OF GOD (“Let’s give it the #30secondchallenge”) / “Have you seen those guys from Alpharetta?” / Call Of The Mastodon (2006) / 2001 via 2006 (***see also #LifesbloodEP *** / SHADOWS THAT MOVE / “Here’s a question…” / #stumpfuckinASMR (“Pure girth…”) / SLICK LEG / “Pretty much all of ‘em have all of ‘em…” (34:12): Remission (2002) / “The very beginning…” / CRUSHER DESTROYER #thefirstnewalbum (“Bring on the #ballrockin”) / “There are different #SoundsOfMastodon …” / MOTHER PUNCHER #ballsASMR (“They sound like their band name…”) / #cavemanmetal (“Very primal…”) / Shoutout to the #GameOfThrones reference / Leviathan (2004) #specialguestvocalist #Clutch #NeilFallon BLOOD AND THUNDER #cantbeloudenough (“Ohhhh yeah maybe…”) #StAngerTour / “You know it’s a ginormous MEGA shark!” / #M

With a little guidance from Loudwire’s Dumbest Best Metal Band Names listicle, we decided to take the offramp into the offbeat and investigate the most off-kilter, ODDBALL metal bands with the most outlandish names and over the top aesthetics ever to bless metal. Whether it’s the band’s look, their theme, or the simple hilarity of “what’s in a name” (including, but not limited to: band name, album name, and/or song name), there’s certainly some incredibly wonderful, warped weirdness which dwells along the wild & wacky fringes near the outskirts of mainstream metal. Get ready to discover the shared sensibilities of ladies and bowling balls and find out who should definitely NOT go swimming during Shark Week (especially if they are “experiencing their own personal shark week”). It’s time to get yourself a “vacation rental” and get ready to “put on your Magnum P.I. shirt” and pick up some crabcakes from that “hole in the wall” place further down the beach and JOIN US as we rundown Loudwire’s Dumbest Best Metal Band Names listicle and explore some of the most glorious ODDBALL WEIRDNESS in all of metal. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Just to get it out there…” / #theuncorking / The #JasonAldeanControversy #offendedAF #HearMeOut (“…trying to be a country band…”) / #poursomesugaronmeASMR / “No, THAT’s offensive…” /#outlawcountry #outlawcunttree / #NickelbackASMR / #letsdothis #clinky / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #smokedmaplewhisky (Thank you, Billiam…and #CityGate…and #StAugustine) #notsugary (“The smoke is there…”) #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / #introsandsuch / #newthememusic (“I took a guess and I was wrong…”) / #relaxersrevisitedASMR / “Can we just change it?” / “If I was a #billionaire…” / #billboardmemesASMR / #FUMoney vs #FEMoney / #spacerocketsASMR / “Like you could see through #TheMatrix…” / “Don’t drive distracted…” / #dontdrivedistracted #heavysigh #ingrowntainthair (“Like in your taint?”) / “Ooooh, that’s like right where you walk…” / “You can put those down there…” / #markthetime / #repeatbeeroftheepisode #GoldenRoadBrewing (“I like it better when you say #brewering…”) / #theperfectbeer / “Do we have any #correspondance?” / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO BY RINGING US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #HailToDarius #Solicitate #FemaleMetal #FemmeMetal (“It just depends…”) / Shark week parallels… / #superabsorbant (“They can smell…”) #differenttuna / “I mean it COULD…” / #anythingispossible / ***Send us some email at [email protected] ***/ “We should hear it…” / #DariusAgainASMR #putintang (“Is that Vlad’s harem?”) / #HailToYou (Go check out our #QOTSA episode…with the appropriate relaxers…). (12:22): #homedepotbuckets #RedneckEngineeringASMR #HVACASMR (“Okay, I follow…”) / #itsscience #apocolypsesis (“Did you swim in the beach?”) #thesame #StAugustine (“It’s supposed to be #haunted yeah…”) / “The best beach day is…” / #magnumPIshirt #holeinthewall #crabcakes (“Especially with #gout, it’s awesome…”) / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #AdventuresInDayDrinking (“I’m sorry, what’d you say?”) #onmicburpASMR / “Who’s that?” / “that’s what I call ‘em dude…they’re #rentals…” / #fistme #markthetime #fistbump / “Did you do #sunscreeneverytime?” / “#Pantera is not far away now…” / #futureepisodeideas (“We have not…”) / “iPod, really?” / “When she puts it in reverse…” #markthetime #backupangelsASMR (“My car doesn’t do that…”) (21:46): “Don’t cut it out if it’s good…” / “We’re due…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: ODDBALL WEIRDNESS IN METAL!!! / “What’s the #weirdestband you’ve ever seen live?” / #dotcom / #MetalMcDonald IT KEEPS YOU RUNNING (TO THE HILLS) / “Uhhh, #relaxers…” / “A little get it?” / #MacSabbath PAIR-A-BUNS (“That Grimace is creepy…”) / #wornout / #OkillyDokilly WHITE WINE SPRITZER (“That’s too many #mustaches for me…”) / #TheMetalShakespeareCompany TO BLEED OR NOT TO BLEED (“They’d be perfect…for a #Renfest”) / #markthetime / “They cut ‘em in half…” / #Alestorm #piratemetal #napalmrecords DRINK (“I believe I will…”) #readthoselyrics #thefuckedupanthem / “It’d be awesome…til your liver gave out…”/ (36:54): “I can’t wait to hear this…” #Hatebeak BIRDSEEDS OF VENGEANCE / “My pee smells like gravy…” / #Nekrogoblikon BONES (“Kinda got a #KingDiamond vibe there…”) / “Bowling balls and women have a lot in common…” / “Aren’t these low?” /

Less than a year after the release of the crushingly heavy & near flawless masterpiece known as their self-titled debut album, LED ZEPPELIN released their sophomore follow up, LED ZEPPELIN II, on the 22th and the 31th of October 1969 (in the US & UK, respectively). While something of a departure from the blues-centric focus of their debut, LED ZEPPELIN II included a significant refinement and enhancement of their overall sound, including new instrumental arrangements, song structures, lyrical imagery, and most notably: a guitar solo AND a drum solo! Prepare to learn the identity of “The John Bonham of Thrash”, discover why “Juicy Banana” would have been a more anatomically accurate song title (unless it was more about girth than length) and why “magma hoof” sounds incredibly hot, exotic, and dangerous. It’s time to turn that “hammer knockin’” stereo all the way to loud, crank up the black lights and lava lamps in the mancave, break out your bowl of relaxers, “bring back the ‘original’ original formula” and JOIN US as we dive into the sophomore slam that is LED ZEPPELIN II. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast ZEPPELIN on the InterWebs: https://www.ledzeppelin.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “Fuck the foreplay, get to the penetration…” / #shownotes #thedocket / #OakRidgeBoysASMR #Elvira / “What? Really?” / #bewbs or #boobs / “You’ve got the second best boobs…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #interdimensionalpodcast / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“Snotta beer…”) / #SunnyDVodkaSeltzer #hammerknockin #theverdict (“You could #daydrink that all day long…”) / “It’s not your #whiteclawweekend…” / #AmericanBeverageCorporation www.sunnydcocktails.com #fourpointfivepercentABV / #NO / BUT…If we DID…***YOU COULD LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** or you could email us at [email protected] / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO PURCHANDISE SOME MERCHANDISE YOU CAN GO TO metalnerdery.com/merch *** (07:41): #RussellsReflectionsASMR #whitewaterrafting #teambuildingevents / “I didn’t want Mexican or barbecue until you said that…” / Remember school pizza? #pizzarectangles / “As we’re going down… “ #markthetime (“During the boring parts…”) / The home of #CocaCola #Pemberton / “Guide-Duh…” / #likeafuckinboss (“The morphine isn’t working…”) / “Dear Coca-Cola people…” #scarfacecoke #bringbacktherealthing / “Totally Coked out…in Columbus…” / #andnowyouknow / “You’ve gotta eat first…” / #RussellsWorkaroundsASMR / “Like John Bender’s abusive dad…” / “I gave him a pillow…” / “It’s the same argument…” / “We DID have some #shittah…” #NativeAmericanMetal #BlackBraid (Very cool artwork and cool sounding band name and description) / “Some of the best mixed #blackmetal…” THE SPIRIT RETURNS (“Thanks Bobby!”) #blastbeatASMR / #bandcamp / #jingle WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! (20:45): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: LED ZEPPELIN II / Early experiences with #LedZeppelinII / Someone should bring back #MidnightMovies with #TheSongRemainsTheSame / #FUS vs #FUK / Led Zeppelin II: The first Zeppelin album with the most radio hits? / #misheardlyrics (“Those English people have different words…”) / “If you hear one without the other…it’s weird.” / Never played live? / #coffeetablebook #LedZeppelinExpandedEdition #MartinPopoff / “Dave had this room…” / #posterized #blacklightposters (“The ultimate #mancave…”) / #spoileralert / “Every time…I find something new.” / #yeah / October 22th and October 31th, 1969 / “That’s my new favorite way…” #clarification #theywerenot / “I’m gonna go shower now…” / “I win…” / How about a… WHOLE LOTTA LOVE #thebreakdown (“Don’t come yet!”) / “The heaviest part during a guitar solo…” #djuntdjunt / #turnitoff / WHAT IS AND WHAT SHOULD NEVER BE #snaps (“You could not take out any of those four…”) / “Here we go…this part!” #usethoseheadphonesASMR / “Hey ho!” / “He was good about scattin’…” / #unpopularopinion / “If you remove one…it’s not the same.” / The magic of the combination of musical elements and the impact of Bonham’s drums and Jones’ bass & keyboards on Jimmy Page’s guitar sound / #challengeaccepted / “Who do you think the modern-day equivalent of #JohnBonham is? Or is there one?” (44:04): “Maybe he’s like #TheJohnBonhamOfThrash?” / THE LEMON SONG (“I should have quit you…a long time ago…”) #leadbass (“He’s like Geezer…he’s all over the place!”) / “She likes a

Given the recent release & fanfare surrounding the remixed and remasterized 40th anniversary edition of LIVE EVIL, the “first official” live album from metal founding fathers BLACK SABBATH and the last official album to feature RONNIE JAMES DIO on vocals (until 1992 anyway), we felt obliged to share our own personal experiences regarding LIVE EVIL, from our first listen until now. With a setlist including a balanced mix of classic Ozzy era tracks blended with the more recent Dio era tracks from MOB RULES & HEAVEN AND HELL, it’s certainly a live album that any fan of Black Sabbath, Ronnie James Dio, and/or live concert albums in general, should have in their collection. Being that this is a “LIVE DIVE”, this episode is definitely BIG. Prepare to discover what might just be “the perfect beer” and understand that there’s definitely a BIG difference between “Brewering and Breuering”. Get ready to “poon the peen” as you bear witness to the latest collab between “Ron Jeremy and Sammy Hagar” and find out how little it takes to entertain us in a BIG way. Call up your “fluff person” for some BIG “bonus hole” maintenance and JOIN US in the Bunkerpoon as we reflect on 40 years of LIVE EVIL from the mighty and powerful (and also BIG) BLACK SABBATH. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #bonushole / “That’s the pooned peen…” / #aftermarket #transam #bonushole / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #thekraken #blackroast / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #bunkerpooninternational / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #GoldenRoadBrewing #MangoCart #daydrinkingbeer #fourpercentABV / “This has the refreshment factor…Every time I have this beer, I smile…” / “It’s the finish…” / #subtletyisyourfriend (“Like the bass on …And Justice For All…”) / #brewering and/or #Breuring / “I would pair it with…” / “He’s got THAT, we’ve got beer…” / “I look good in pink btw…” / #miamiviceextra #facetattoo #fannyfloss / “Is that difficult?” / #RussellsReflections regarding the recent #ActusReus and #SillyGoose show at #SmithsOldeBar / “Did your balls tingle a little bit?” / Stop, drop, and ROW! / #ilikebeer #alcoholismASMR / “Just keep doing it!” / “What if he doesn’t want to?” / #SillyGoose OUT OF THE PICTURE #RageAgainstTheLimpThreeElevenBizkitMachine / “It’s a good pairing…” (20:02): “I do have an email…” / ***HIT US UP AND SEND US AN EMAIL AT [email protected] or check us out on the socials *** / “Did your haunted potty yell at you for your pee-pee?” / “Y’know, they do have #ectoplasm…” / #livingectoplasm / So NOW do you want to do #thevoicemailsegment? ***GIVE US A FUCKIN CALL AT FUCKIN 980-666-8182 AND LEAVE US A FUCKIN VOICEMAIL!!!*** #ThanksRocky (“You all look SO different from what I imagined…”) #TravelersRest / Radio DJs and their face vs their voice (“We all have #radiofaces”) / “I can’t drive…” / #96RockInTheDaytime (26:52): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: BLACK SABBATH – LIVE EVIL / The timing of the release of #LiveEvil (from #BlackSabbath) and #SpeakOfTheDevil (from #OzzyOsbourne) / “The brains and the tits…” / “It’s the aftermarket shit I’ve got issues with…” / Speculation, gossip and rumors regarding #RonnieJamesDio departure from #bolth #BlackSabbath and #Rainbow / “Have you ever #cockedup anything?” / #Shoutout regarding #GeezerButlersAutobiography #IntoTheVoid / E5150 (#scaryviolins) / NEON KNIGHTS #killeropener / “No more evil down there, I promise…” / Recorded in multiple cities at multiple venues and crafted into a single seamless show / “btw they all have #allthecokelines …”/ N.I.B. (“It’d still be a little odd…”) / “He could sing the dictionary…” / #MetalNerderyConspiracyTheory #threenames (“Hold on, stay with me now…”) / #phonebook / “See, he’s a #serialkiller…” / “Me and #FuckinSlayer” / #JFKASMR (42:55): “The very first time I ever heard this song was this version…” / CHILDREN OF THE SEA #mistymorningASMR / “Anytime there’s a #No…” / “It’s a skill…one you don’t have…I hope.” / #thedance / “What we’re gonna do…” / The difference between the #LiveEvil live version vs the #HeavenAndHell studio version / VOODOO #justsayno / “First we’d like you to say hello to #TonyIommi…” / BLACK SABBATH (“I thought this was a weird intro, but it totally works…”) #beerme #cantbeloudenough / “That was unintended…” / “Get ready Bill…” / #NO / #BigBlackShape #dontdenythepowerof #getready #LMAOASMR / “Sometimes our #ent

QOTSA, aka QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, began back in the late “Nineteen Hundreds” in Seattle, Washington following the breakup of Josh Homme’s former band, desert metal legends Kyuss. With a wide array of sonic textures, layers, and sound design sorcery ingrained within their music, as with Kyuss, QOTSA is another prime example of a band whose albums should be listened to and enjoyed via headphones (and if we’re being honest, since “this show is about honesty”, a healthy infusion of relaxers will help to further enhance this experience). It’s time to realize which nationality’s coitus “sounds delicious” and understand that the pain of regret from a disappointing high gravity brew rivals the pain of regret that comes from copping a squat “on your balls”. Prepare to bear witness to one of the greatest alcohol “collabs” ever imagined and discover the powerful allure of food truck fare when you JOIN US as we get outside the desert and go inside the metal with none other than QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Google Podcasts or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast QOTSA on the Interwebs: https://qotsa.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “You guys missed a BUNCH of stuff…” / #moneyshot / “There’s a #DallasTexasBased #ACDCTributeBand #BackInBlack (Wait, Axl Rose!? Seriously!?) / “He can do BOLTH voices perfectly!” / “If I was Mr. AC/DC…” / “That’s when all the cool shows happened…” / “He sat on his balls…” / #happyfourth / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #tothelandoftheyeah #bunkerpoonunlimited #inthebunker / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (“I’m still trying to power through mine…”) / “That’s what this show’s about…it’s about honesty…and metal.” / #hihoneyASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #SweetwaterGummiesIPA #ninepointfivepercentABV (“that’s the only thing…”) #onmicburp (“tastes like #badcoughmedicine sans narcotics”) / “This is not one of them…” / #markthetime / #GoldenGreyGoose (“Dude, they should have a #collab!”) / #GoldenGoose / #ASMR / “I can never go to a camera store again ever…” / #businessplanning and #jokecollabs and #tshirts / #tourshirts #withdates #tshirtdesignASMR (“Did they just play that album?”) (09:25): #Pantera on tour…good turnouts & favorable reviews / #No / “I think the only way I would have loved that…” / #GeritolTheater (“Do they show tits at #TheCureConcerts?”) / “Dude, Italian intercourse sounds delicious…” / #scampi #gahlic #spicygahlicscampi / #foodtrucks / #bakedpotatoes (“You can do so much…and they’re good for you…”) / #potatobomb #ChernobylFarms #massivepotatoes #yuge (“I’ve got #foodbone right now… I can’t stand it…”) / #runningoutofboner / “The whole #nipflashing thing…” / #thesnaps / #markthetime / #RussellsReflections #TheCureInConcert #TheCureASMR #SadMusicForSadPeopleASMR #ExpensiveVices (“…for 2 drinks, this size!”) / “What kind of fucking shit is that!?” / #dontworryaboutit (“I’ve seen #TheGodfather” …) (20:00): #secretmenu #realmexicanpizza (“Not that fuckin’ fake bullshit…”) / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE – INSIDE THE METAL (#QOTSA) / Exceptionally good with #relaxers / “Lots of desert, stoner stuff…” / “It’s basically 90’s metal.” / #hugepubes #yugepubes #corporationarena (“I thought that she was…”) (23:32): Queens of the Stone Age (1998) / “I like the way he says #boobs (and/or #bewbs)” / #killeropener #firstnewalbum REGULAR JOHN #crooningASMR IF ONLY (“A little before it’s time…”) / The perspective of time and 23 years: 1977 to 2000 vs 2000 to 2023. / Seeing the passage of time (“In the 1900’s…”) (29:43): #bunkerpoonthememusic Rated R (2000) / FEEL GOOD HIT OF THE SUMMER (“I think I’m like 6 for 7 on that list…”) / “Nobody could ever tell me…” / #euphorichallucinogenic #yes / THE LOST ART OF KEEPING A SECRET / QUICK AND TO THE POINTLESS (“I don’t even know…what…I’m doin’ here…”) / BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMISTRY (“This is creepy…”) (36:54): “It came out of nowhere…” / #phenomenon #breakoutalbum Songs for the Deaf (2002) / GO WITH THE FLOW / #screenoftits (“that’s the name of our first album, dude…”) / A SONG FOR THE DEAF / “Go to about the ½ way mark…” / #darkandcreepyASMR / “#youguys #ericcartmanASMR / “You could basically imagine it with that…” / “Have you noticed…?” (43:38): Lullabies to Paralyze (2005) / “I know it sounds petty…” / LITTLE SISTER (“Hello Doro…”) / “was it #thehotcarlsonreview?” / “If I’ve gotta talk you through it…the moment’s ruined.” / BURN THE WITCH #fuzzybass /