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Ep 302#301 THE METAL DAYS OF YORE: OUR FORMATIVE METAL YEARS

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“You’ll be divorced, alone, and flaccid…” Let’s go back a few years, back to a time when we were young and impressionable and just starting out on our respective metal odysseys as fans and purveyors of all things metal, including (but not limited to) the hard rock of our childhood years in the late 70’s to the plethora of NWOBHM, thrash, and other classic metal bands we discovered during our teen years in the late 80’s and early 90’s. Back to a time when wearing a newly purchased tour shirt from a show the night before to school the next day was a sacred badge of honor, a time when local bands gave out flyers for shows that included “treasure map” style instructions for locating the venue, and a time when we each had our own personal attaché case containing the cassettes we’d recently procured (or otherwise came into possession of) on our unquenchable thirst and unending quest for anything and everything metal. Imagine what “Miss Piggy with laryngitis” might sound like and remember to never do people dirty, because just like Pepperidge Farms, karma remembers. Get ready for a “crombination” of “skythes…or scythes”, discover some of the most absurdly talented drummers and bassists in the world today, and prepare to behold one of, if not the best, thrash bands from the local scene back in the day when you JOIN US as we travel back in time to THE METAL DAYS OF YORE: OUR FORMATIVE METAL YEARS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “He’s 70…and he’s in great shape.” / #DLR / “He started getting a salary and not royalties…”/ MichaelAnthony #⁠VanHalen⁠ / #RussellsReflectionsDavidLeeRothEdition / “Apparently he’s got a #teenieweenie …”/ “There it is…right there…”/ “I think he’s fine…”/ #networth / “He was a 20% member, manager Noel Monk being the 5th…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Once we hit 6 years, we need to do something…maybe we should do our own version of it…”/ “That makes me 100% flaccid…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST FROM DEEP WITHIN THE BUNKERPOON!!!*** / “Sounds too much like #MissPiggy with laryngitis…” (09:40): “I feel like my whole routine is shot…I talked about it too much…”/ “You mean the front parking or the rear parking?” / “We may be ordering a pizza halfway through this…”/ “You’re gonna be hammered later…”/ “I started to mention it on the #Patreon…”/ “You can’t enjoy ANYTHING anymore because EVERYTHING is stupid…”/ #CharlesBerthoud / “I recognize that name…”/ #bassvirtuoso / FADE TO BLACK #fretlessbass / “That’s next level…” (18:00): “Let’s talk about the #Patreons first…”/ #PatreonShoutOut / ***JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT ⁠patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast⁠ *** / “Hail TO all…he’s got a case of the Russes today…”/ ***JOIN US on #Instagram and #YouTube and #Facebook and #TikTok or EMAIL US at ⁠[email protected]⁠ or VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #GalacticEmpire / THE IMPERIAL MARCH / “A #crombination of #KISS and #⁠Slipknot⁠ #KISSKnot …” / “That’s what this show is about…it’s about learning.”/ “Haven’t heard from Milla (Milley) or Geeoff…”/ “It’s just on the edge of being annoying as fuck…or impossible to stand…”/ #sixyearanniversary #metalnerderypodcast / “First of all, we got an email from a girl…”/ #Leafblower #wellplayyourshittah / “Burn Cruise? That sounds awesome!” / UNSATISFIED / “Tool Doom…or Doom Tool…” / “You guys ever see this guy?” #ElEsteparioSiberiano #Blur SONG 2 (Whoo-Hoo!) / “Lars Ulrich on steroids…”/ #⁠Metallica⁠ ONE / #Prodigy (29:31): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE DAYS OF YORE – OUR FORMATIVE METAL YEARS / “What got YOU into metal…what were your earliest memories of metal?” / “He had a #KISS album in his room…I think it’s #Destroyer…” / “The old #Atari2600…and #Cracked or #MADMagazine…”/ “The first thing I can remember is #TheWall…”/ “That’s the first step…that is definitely a step towards metal…that’s fucking metal.”/ “The #HeavyMetal movie…”/#boinkboink / “Bon era #⁠ACDC⁠ was the first thing I heard that was heavier than #KISS…”/ #QuietRiot MetalHealth / “I can’t tell you how many times…every morning it was #⁠Rush ⁠#NewWorldMan…”/ #GroundhogDay (41:41): “The first real metal tape I bought…” / “As soon as I hit play…immediately, the tonality of my life changed…”/ “Can we just…can we hear a little taste?” / #Metallica BATTERY (⁠Master of Puppets – 1986⁠) /#NoFlans #OnlyDjunts / “Every time…I’m 14 again…”/ “Going back a little bit…” #Nazareth MISS MISERY (Hair of the Dog – 1975) / “That’s early #heavymetal…”/ NOTE: He was mistaken…it w

May 22, 20251h 28m

Ep 301#300 THE INSTRUMENTAL.... CHRONICLES

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“If anything, it’s three 7’s…and one of them has a line in the middle…” This episode is effectively “nonverbal” in that it contains zero lyrics and is truly beyond words (so to speak). That’s right, it’s all about INSTRUMENTALS and it just so happens that they come in a wide variety of styles and options. On a studio album, INSTRUMENTALS are 7enerally either lon7er, extended, standalone musical arran7ements, or brief interludes which serve as a brid7e between two son7s. In a live scenario, INSTRUMENTALS are a 7reat opportunity that allows the vocalist time to take a brief break and enjoy some “ori7ami” and poon while the rest of the band continues to jam. Either way, INSTRUMENTALS offer instrumentalists a chance to express themselves musically in a way that truly transcends the power of the written word. Be sure to radically adjust your expectations whenever someone says “I’m gonna send you a file” and prepare yourself for a macrodose of happiness that is sure to transpire, especially if your brain “has to fix it” (and particularly if you “want it from the train”). JOIN US for an episode that defies all rational explanation as we master the art of WRITING WITH 7’S: THE INSTRUMENTAL CHRONICLES. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “If I had #origami I’d be fine right now…”/ “It’s a thing…”/ #StewieASMR / “You’re gonna like it…it wasn’t what I was expecting…”/ #metalnerderymerch / “For year number six, we should do that…”/ “Sounds like twinks…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #trippinballs / “Two in a row…”/ “We all had a discussion where we would take a…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CoffeeStout / “The maple is strong in this one…”/ #smellslikebeanspirit / “Should we just make this a #Chronicles Part 2?” / #TugboatCoffee #OctopiBrewing #WisconsinBeer / “Your taster is all fucked up…”/ #onceagain #trippinballs (05:53): “For less than a price of a pack of smokes, a bag of shrooms, or a bottle of liquid girlfriend…”/ #Patreon ***JOIN US ON PATREON AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / “Look at Russ shutting down the show…”/ “It’s a 1 out of 6 for me…”/ #hearmeout / 8%ABV / “Aldo Nova, you know what I mean?” / #AldoNova #Fantasy / #thisepisodesSlayeroftheepisode / “Have you watched the #FooFighters horror movie…?” / #whatsitcalled? / #Slayer BLACK MAGIC (Show No Mercy – 1983) / “I think this is my new favorite segment…”/ “You always do it by accident…it’s kinda like #standup and you accidentally destroy…”/ #sadtrash / #SweetwaterBarAndGrill #OpenMicComedy / “That place is extremely haunted…”/ “Is it gay…?”/ #fleshlight / “YEP!”/ “Here’s my follow up question…”/ #GAF / #assscissoring / #TheFourthHole / “At least it’s a step in the right…in the WRONG direction…not that there’s anything wrong with that…”/ “She lives for that…”/ “Talk to me after the show…”/ “I’m trippin’ balls…” (16:26): “If you wanna email us…”/ ***EMAIL US AT [email protected] or VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182 or Check us Out at #TikTok and #YouTube and #Facebook and #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast / “OMG, are you totally stupid!?” / “Somebody just emailed you…”/ “What’s on #TheDocket?” / “This is not a #microdose…” (18:58): #TheDocket / “WTF is THIS!?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: INSTRUMENTALS / “What does that even mean?” / #7RSWE / “Seven…”/ “You sent him a file…”/ “It’s 2:30, it’s Saturday, you ain’t got shit to do…”/ #psilocybin #yourmother / “Why is everything so colorful?” / “Totally, ‘cos it was built like 10 years ago…”/ “When you said you were sending him a file…”/ #onmicburp / “It has to be played…”/ THE CALL OF KTULU (#Metallica – Ride The Lightning – 1984) / “If you’re still keeping score…I’m tripping…”/ #MaryReilly #scarycreepy / “Can we jump to the very end of this?” / “That was Cliff…”/ “Hope you figure it out, #fuckface…I’m gonna send you a file…”/ “What do you think between #GenghisKhan and #Transylvania…?” / “Is #Bollocks the same as #Balls or #Bullshit?” / English English vs American English / TRANSYLVANIA (#IronMaiden – Iron Maiden – 1980) / “How do you read ANY of that!?” / #772 / “I’m gonna send you a file…”/ “It’s a Lamar 7…”/ “Your eyes are wet, bro…”/ “You are actually pronouncing the name right…”/ #Genghisvitis (31:41): “How about some Rat Salad?” / “What can you make out on there that I haven’t pointed out to you yet?” / #LMAO / “There’s #MobyDick…”/ “You’d have to be here…”/ RAT SALAD (#BlackSabbath – Paranoid

May 15, 20251h 16m

Ep 300#299 - PRODUCER SPOTLIGHT: TERRY DATE

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“You’re not supposed to swallow it…but it’s fine to have it in your mouth.” Whether it’s the debut from Metal Church or Dream Theater, or the swansong from Slayer or Pantera, TERRY DATE is undoubtedly one of the most prominent and prolific producers, engineers, and mixers of metal music to have blessed the ears of metal fans for more than 40 years. Get ready for “a little origami”, remember that cross walks exist “for health reasons”, and discover why it’s better to not be “on the boat” during a thunderstorm if astraphobia is an issue. Check out our accidental album dive that was riddled with “Dysfunction” and discover just how many outstanding albums got left out of our discussion thanks to the “different tastes” of some of us. Behold the hilarity of “Dealer’s Choice”, realize that “Episode 300 will be ‘The One’ (it’s gonna be a mindblower)” and JOIN US as we go BEHIND THE BOARD with our METAL PRODUCERS SPOTLIGHT on TERRY DATE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “We both cried a little bit…it was fine…”/ #EasterPotluck / #fabulous / “Wait, are they Lebanese? From Lisbon?” / #markthetime #OreoBalls / “If you saw ‘em, you’d be impressed…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Advised but not recommended…”/ “I act like I don’t hear it…you keep saying it…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Here we go…”/ Crosswalks exist for a reason…use them as if your life depended on them. / “He probably would have rioted…”/ “Okie dokie…” / “Sorry, is that better?” / “Two girls walking together…probably no undies either…” (07:50): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #TwoTidesBrewing #GardenOfEvil / “It looks like Opeth’s Still Life…”/ “Super day drinking…4%ABV…”/ #RussellsReflectionsBoatEdition / “You start small…”/ #Bowrider / #Astraphobia / “How long is the water electrified?”/ “Isn’t it great how they can be wrong all the time and still keep their jobs?” (13:13): “If you wanna reach out and touch us you can EMAIL US at [email protected] or VOICEMAIL US at 980-666-8182 or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast at #TikTok #InstaGram #FaceBook #YouTube / “This episode’s #SlayerOfTheEpisode…”/ #BumpOfSlayer / “A little #origami bump of Slayer…my precious…”/ MANDATORY SUICIDE (South Of Heaven – 1988) / “And just like that…”/ “If Reign In Blood had THAT production…”/ “It comes from the factory #preloud …”/ #origamiASMR / “We don’t need to do that anymore…” / “Maybe just a little…” / #RussellsReflections / #TheWhiteLotus / “Here’s the rules if you wanna make a show on #HBO…” / “They can’t be hard…”/ #TheRighteousGemstones / “I can put so much, right there…”/ “No, I’m talking about White Lotus…Righteous Gemstones is funny…”/ “It’s people you want bad things to happen to…”/ The joys of being wealthy and giving back (23:55): #TheDocket / “You’re about to get re-railed…”/ “That’s gonna be the one, dude…”/ #nextweek / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: BEHIND THE BOARD – PRODUCER SPOTLIGHT: TERRY DATE / “We didn’t do the #Patreon…” / “Do you think it’s possible to make #PulpFiction chronological?” / #TenFilmRule / #PatreonShoutout / ***COME JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “What is that noise?” / #MetalChurch METAL CHURCH (Metal Church – 1984) / “Here’s a trivial question for you…remember the #HowardSternTVShow on cable?” / #FifthAngel MIDNIGHT LOVE (Time Will Tell – 1989) / *** NOTE: This was actually produced by Terry Brown, NOT Terry Date, and was released in 1989, NOT 1986. The eponymous Fifth Angel debut was released in 1986 and was produced by Terry Date. *** / “Wait…that’s not racist either…” (35:00): “You were so into the shred though…the super technical…”/ “I like it when he does this…”/ #TheAccused PSYCHOMANIA (Martha Splatterhead's Maddest Stories Ever Told – 1988) / “How many riffs can we put in there?” / “That was like comparing dick sizes…”/ “It sounds nothing at all like the rest of their catalog…”/ #debutalbum / “What’s up with the cover?” / #DreamTheater A FORTUNE IN LIES (When Dream And Day Unite – 1989) / “Does it sound like Queensryche?” / “They’ve got Paul Stanley naked on the cover…”/ “It’s like a nasal hallucination…”/ #Soundgarden LOUD LOVE (Louder Than Love – 1989) (44:04): “We did a dive on it…you were here…if they got their sound from that, let’s play something off of that…”/ “Every now and then we’ll throw a hit out there…”/ #Overkill ELIMINAT

May 8, 20251h 32m

Ep 299#298 Angel of Death - BREAKDOWN

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“I know who you’re talking about!” So, we did a thing… After almost 6 years into this podcast, this is the first time we’ve ever done a BREAKDOWN of a single track, and what better way to kick things off than SLAYER’s ANGEL OF DEATH, which is without question “one of the most perfect thrash metal songs EVER written” and also just happens to be the killer opener on one of the most perfect thrash metal albums ever recorded, the Rick Rubin produced legendary 1986 masterpiece, Reign In Blood. Time to relive the memories of yore, including the joys of “lunchtime and slimy fingers”, and decide whether or not you will be joining “Team Hot Pocket or Team Snooch”. Prepare to comprehend what “abacinate” actually means and understand why it is so horrifying in context, realize that “Manghoul” isn’t phonetically accurate but does make a gruesomely fitting nickname, and discover the reason why “time doesn’t matter and isn’t important” when you JOIN US as we go BEYOND THE BREAKDOWN into the essence of everything that makes ANGEL OF DEATH “one of the most perfect thrash metal songs EVER written”. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify More SLAYER Episodes https://www.metalnerdery.com/slayer Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “#Creed is better than #PearlJam…” / “Do they give you cheese dip for free?” / “There’s music you generally hear at a Mexican place…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Maybe it’s coming out of the #metalnerderyslushfund over on the #Patreon …”/ #sixyearsofawesome / #femalecomedians #bucketspots / NOTE: she’s NOT from Atlanta / “She’s pretty funny…for a female…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #chokingitback / “Every time I listen to that song I think about the first time I #fingerblasted a girl…”/ “I know who you’re talking about!” / #markthetime / “That’s a triple…you got slimy fingers…”/ #windshieldwiper / “Dude, I just scored!” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…GO TO #THEDOCKET…*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComforts #XI / “This one is an 8.0 ABV…”/ #ImperialIPA / “I like the color…what color is that?” / #Teal / “I said teal, fuckface!”/ #theverdict / “It’s new corporate condo office carpet…”/ #NakedLunch / #TheMovie / #spoiler / #HotPocket / “It’s that from now on…wait, hot pocket or snooch?” / #HotPocket or #Snooch / “It’s MG approved…#fromtheheart…”/ “Is this gonna be a pseudo Chronicles…?” / “This is the first thing I said…and I wish I could claim it…”/ #Instagram / “I will buy it for you if you will wear it…” (14:47): “Do we have any correspondence?” / ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #FACEBOOK #YOUTUBE #INSTAGRAM AND #TIKTOK AND EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / ***JOIN US on #ThePatreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “No reflections?” / “She thinks it’s cute, and kinda flattering…”/ #DoubleStuffedArbys / “When’s the last time you went to #Arbys?” / “It was everything I wanted it to be and more…”/ “A triple is a little bit above my paygrade… (19:52): “It’s new and old at the same time…it’s #Nold…”/ #wedidathing / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS THE BREAKDOWN OF SLAYER’S ANGEL OF DEATH / “Behind the breakdown?” / #FuckingSlayer / “Was it the first Slayer you heard?” / “This is the soundtrack for Hell…” / “Interjection real quick…” / “Try and do the whole #followthebouncingball on Hell Awaits…it’s impossible…”/ “Are you gonna spit on your hand?” / “We need to break it up into chunks…”/ Produced by Rick Rubin / “I think that’s the thing that freaked me out the most…I heard the scream…” / #extrememetal (28:15): #TheIntro / “Right there…”/ #killeropener / “That’s full 2 minutes to midnight bone…”/ “There’s a note, like a chime…in the high hat…” / “It’s the cymbals, but the way it rings…it’s like a note there…”/ “You used a lot of headphones…” (31:17): #FirstVerse / “The vocals are up front and in your face…”/ “Everything was CLEAR…”/ “He’s talking about what happened…there were multiple scumbags…”/ #Manghoul / “Thank you for correcting me…I’m sorry I’m just a poor dumb kid from Lawrenceville, Georgia…”/ #TheChorus / #DaveLombardo #doublebass / “Metallica had double bass…but not like THAT!” / “It’s so crisp…”/ #SecondVerse #WithNoAnesthesia / #RecordScratch / “Can you imagine being in the studio, recording this?” / ***GO TO METALNERDERY.COM/SLAYER FOR MORE SLAYER STUFF!!!*** / “Slayer’s harmonies are

May 1, 202554 min

Ep 298#297 Metal News and Happenings for April 2025

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“Let me see your mouth…” Prepare to learn the proper “order of operations” with regard to relaxers and hear some hilarious post 4/20 tales that will force you to make some “executive decisions” about the rest of your day. Understand the reason a “jigger” needs to be rinsed out after every use, why you should never utter that word near the hearing impaired, and why “Black Power Metal” isn’t what you think it is. Discover the common ground shared by “sex & buffalo wings”, understand what it means to be part of the “metal family” (even if you’re from “different snooches”) and JOIN US for an update on Metal Happenings and News (and such) for April 2025, including some new metal releases arriving soon, as well as some fun (for us anyway) video viewing…because it’s WAY more fun to watch AND listen than it is to just listen. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Gimme some black…”/ #itsmarked / “That’s a word, btw…”/ #jigger / “I just like saying that over and over…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “…and three other people…”/ “Hold your piece…vs hold your peace…” / #killyoutodeath / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “I don’t know why I said indentured…”/ #utterregret / “I think the one, though…you had it right…the one that should have been on there was…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComforts #BoneChurch / 5.2%ABV / “Czech…oslovakia?” #CzechRepublic / #ASerbianFilm / “You wanna put that next to your mouth now?” / ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE…CHECK THE SHOWNOTES FOR #THEDOCKET *** (6:03): JOIN US on #ThePatreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #PatreonShoutout / “I’m sure of it…I really hate him.” / #Tombstone / #ValKilmerRIP / “It’s in your hedgerow…”/ If you want to VOICEMAIL US, you can do so by giving us a call and leaving us a voicemail at 980-666-8182!!! / #shadowban / “It’s like we’ve got a huge dick boner, but our balls are totally flaccid…”/ JOIN US on the socials at #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast / #voicemailsegment / #whoareyou? / #CafeDuMonde / “That coffee sucked my butthole…”/ #EmberingEffigyASMR / #CoffeeTalk / “There’s a lot of money in the death business…because it comes right after the healthcare business…”/ “I feel like if you worked in a funeral home…”/ #ABetterPlace (13:10): “No story ever starts off good when you use the words…”/ #RussellsReflectionsTHCASMR / “She holds up a package…”/ “I didn’t really wanna do it…but I thought ‘I got plenty of time…’” / “Let me see your mouth…”/ “When you eat, it pushes it through…”/ “We’ve gotta watch #TheWhiteLotus …”/ “Things aren’t right…”/ “I lost 3 hours…”/ #executivedecisions / “Super fog brain…”/ #dontdenythepowerof #DeltaEightTHC / #MatthewsReflections #MedicalEdibles / “I felt like a great big cotton ball…” / #OrderOfOperations / “To me, that’s #surprisehigh because surprise high is never fun…”/ “Let’s just legalize the regular…”/ #MakeAmericaStonedAgain #MakeAmericaHighAgain (24:06): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METAL CURRENT EVENTS, MUSIC VIDEOS, AND UPCOMING NEW RELEASES - APRIL 2025 EDITION / “You wanna start with the top?” / #Nekrogoblikon #DoubleFeature SHOW ME YOUR GOBLIN / “I think we gotta come to grips that this is…”/ FIEND / “Bring me back a taco…”/ #Electronicore / “Brand new Ghost...this one’s pretty good…”/ #Ghost LACHRYMA (Skeleta – 2025 – released April 25, 2025) / “It’s modern-day Alice Cooper…”/ “Maybe they’re #boxless…”/ “Y’all know what sex and buffalo wings have in common, right?” / #rimshot / #ArchEnemy A MILLION SUNS (Blood Dynasty – 2025 – released March 28, 2025) / “Maybe my new favorite band…” (36:00): “We’ve never talked about these guys…” / #WoeIsMe HERE’S TO ME (A STORY TO TELL, PT. 2) / #metalcore / NOTE: Woe, Is Me is a metalcore band from Atlanta, GA / #localmetalcore / “Then we go into straight devil music…”/ #Behemoth LVCIFERAEON (The Shit Ov God – 2025 – May 9, 2025) / “Black power metal…that sounds weird…” / “Look at the name of the song though…” / “Are you still stoned, dude? Maybe I’m not stoned enough…” / “They basically did a couple of Loads…”/ #Volbeat IN THE BARN OF THE GOAT GIVING BIRTH TO SATAN’S SPAWN IN A DYING WORLD OF DOOM – #ITBOTGGBTSSIADWOD (God of Angels Trust – 2025 – June 6, 2025) / “Take 3 or 4 weeks off from drinking…go buy a guitar…”/ BY A MONSTER’S HAND / “He went back to the good way of singin

Apr 24, 20251h 11m

Ep 297#296 DOWN III: OVER THE UNDER Album Review

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“One’s a dude, right? I want the one that’s NOT the dude…” DOWN III: OVER THE UNDER, the 3rd studio offering from southern fried doom lords DOWN, has a very 70’s centric feel from start to finish. From the songs and the production to the album cover, OVER THE UNDER might just be the most 70’s influenced and 70’s sounding DOWN album ever recorded. Time to fire up the “bowrider” and begin preparations for “The Dockside Sessions” coming later this summer. Discover why knowing the difference between a succubus and an incubus is critical when it comes to certain forms of somnia, remember that if you’re learning guitar to always focus on your “fingering technique”, behold some outstanding metal from Australasia that’s very “throaty”, and just accept the fact that “I don’t know where they could have put it where I would have liked it” when you JOIN US as we take a trip through the heavier side of the 70’s with DOWN III: OVER THE UNDER. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Check out DOWN on the Interwebs: https://down-nola.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): “That’s brand new, condo carpet right there…” / “Well…here’s the thing…”/ #bowrider / #runabout / Metal Nerdery: The Dockside Sessions / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #audiobook #Hellraisers #debauchery / “They called it ‘The Zakk Wylde Drinking Game’…” / “Is it really reading if you’re doing it with your ears?” / #earreading / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / A brief reflection regarding our #WeSoldOurSoulForBonScott episode / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #WingedCreatures / #WayfinderBeer / Succubus vs Incubus / “One’s a dude, right? I want the one that’s NOT the dude…” / #markthetime / #sleepfucking / 6.8%ABV (“It’s green as fuck…”) / “It is brisket, but it ain’t brisket…” / “They salt it…and corn it…” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOW NOTES*** (08:35): “Grab the shaft…I’m gonna grab the horn…”/ Check us out on the social media on #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok at #metalnerderypodcast and EMAIL US at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemail / “Hail yeah!”/ Tips for new guitar players / “You’re gonna fall into so much poon, you have no idea…” / “As I started adding fingers…”/ #EugenesBagOfTricks / “Tablature is helpful, too…”/ “Get your fingering technique good…” / “Do we have any more voicemail?” / A comment regarding some old school #Aerosmith (from the 70’s) / “What’s it called?” / #AlienWeaponry / “I want the phone number of your #relaxerdealer …” / “If you had to pick an Aerosmith album…”/ #ghettoblaster / “You know what’s almost equally as offensive?” / “You shouldn’t say THAT word…EVER!” / “That’s like going on to #TheView and saying…” / Learning how to “read the room” / “Starts with an N, ends with an R…”/ “A great new band out of Australasia…” / #NewZealandMetal / HANGING BY A THREAD (Te Ra – 2025) / “I like that word…throaty…” / A little too much / “Isn’t that a song?” / “It’s a different ‘lade’…” / “Speaking of NOLA…” (24:16): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: DOWN III – Over The Under / We felt like it was time to break out some #DOWN and properly prepare for 4/20 festivities and their upcoming new album which they’re currently working on as we speak… / “…and stuff?” / Released on September 25, 2007 / “You know what this reminds me of?” / #MasterOfReality / “It’d be like 70’s No Quarter influenced doom metal…”/ THREE SONS AND ONE STAR / #HeavyZZTop / “Embrace the riddle of regret…”/ THE PATH “Awwwwwww mannnnnnn…” / “I can hear #Pantera doing this…”/ “Well, caterpillars are weird…” / “Grab the shaft, I’m gonna grab the horn…” (34:54): N.O.D. (“Because L.S.D. ain’t what it used to be for me…”) / I SCREAM / “I had a dream and we were hanging out with #Metallica…” / “OMG, It’s the Trident Challenge…” / ON MARCH THE SAINTS / “This sounds more #southernrock …”/ “There’s no such thing as a good time for bad luck…” / “On mosh the saints…” / “That totally reminds me of Master of Reality…” / “Back it up because there’s feedback that’s weird…” / NEVER TRY / “That’s the 70’s, all day…that riff…” / #RussellsReflections regarding #LynyrdSkynyrd and their less popular stuff / “You can come over and taste my meat any time you want…” (48:00): MOURN / “Do you ever turn down a bathroom break?” / “Castawhy?” / #HenrysHardS

Apr 17, 20251h 15m

Ep 296#295 - METALCORE

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Summary: “I’m sorry, what was that? No, the second part…the part that came after that…” METALCORE seems to be all over the place, in that its components are quite varied and cover a broad spectrum of everything that has historically made metal awesome: double bass drumming, guitar shred, breakdowns and mosh parts, and sometimes even some emo screaming and heartfelt vocals sung straight from the balls. Like a heavy metal jambalaya with a ton of different ingredients, METALCORE is the next wave of metal for a new generation of metalheads who want to enjoy a little bit of everything all at once. Be sure to stop “adulting” and remember that “when people lose their argument, they shift their whole stance”. Realize the darker connotations of saying “I did a thing today” and understand that Cory Hart wears his sunglasses at night because it’s terrifying to be “blinded by the light”. Get ready to ponder the entertainment value of a “scientifically accurate Spiderman”, brace for some quality “decoction” bloopers from the cutting room floor of “Transition Hospital”, accept the fact that there are still some folks who believe “a non-tattooed 6 is way hotter than a fully tatted 10”, grab yourself “a hot pocket” and JOIN US as we sample the smorgasbord of modern fusion metal known as METALCORE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Wouldn’t it be interesting…if Spiderman was more scientifically accurate?” / #webslinger #spiderman / “I think it would be better…”/ #markthetime / “I wanna be into it…it’s just hard…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Wanna do the beer first?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #ShippingOutOfBoston / “’scew meh…” / #TheDeparted / “I don’t know what decoction is…”/ #decoction / “Isn’t that a soap opera? Transition Hospital?” / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, HEAD TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOWNOTES!!!*** (06:00): “Fireplace is a doom metal band out of Louisiana…” / “The only good thing about traveling for business…”/ #IWillTellYou / The never-ending sprawl of #BourbonStreet / #RussellsReflectionsTravelEdition #NOLA / Food reviews, including superior hotel fare and bartender recommendations / “…with a Q…”/ “I must break you…you will lose…”/ #CafeDuMonde / “I’m sorry, what was that? The 2nd part…” / #Beignets / “The coffee was nothing special…” / “I will tell you…”/ #redbeansandrice / “The bars were the cool thing…”/ #AbsintheBars / “The real stuff is supposed to be trippy…” / “It was 130 proof…the colors get a little brighter” / “I don’t wanna go on too long about this…” / #shittons / “It’s my kinda dump…” / “Oh, I will say…The Dungeon…was a disappointment… / “If you’re going to a heavy metal bar…wear a #MetalNerdery t-shirt which you can find at www.metalnerdery.com/merch ...” / Older tits / “She was getting high fives…” (18:02): J.D. from #EmberingEffigy and his comedy debut at #SweetwaterLive / “The crazy thing was…on the way home…” / #trafficstopASMR / #taglight / #MattsAngryRant / #warning / “I have no idea what he looked like…this is the terrifying thing” / “You dodged a bullet, sir…”/ “Don’t run your mouth…wear your sunglasses at night, that’s why Corey Hart did it…” / “Don’t do it…”/ #ManfredMann /”Blinded by the light”…/ “The lights didn’t look like the usual #seizurelights …” / “Back at you, buddy…” (25:10): Come JOIN US on the socials at #Instagram #Facebook #Youtube #TikTok at #MetalNerderyPodcast, EMAIL US at [email protected] / “It’s like a snooch guard on the tits…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment / Ken from Connecticut…/ #NewEnglandMetal / #whatsitcalled? / #KillswitchEngage COLLUSION (The Consequence – released 02/19/2025) / “We forgot the Patreons…it’s always the first episode…” / “For less than the price of a pack of smokes or a bottle of virtual girlfriend…you can JOIN US in the Bunkerpoon After Dark over at our #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutOut #BunkerpoonAfterDark (33:33): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METALCORE / Not to be confused with all the different “cores” we covered sometime back… / “Some of this stuff my wife likes…”/ “I hate that term…”/ #adulting / “Ya gotta quit…/ ‘I did a thing today…’ just stop that…” / “THAT is ‘I did a thing today…’” / “Ladies…a non-tattooed 6 is way hotter t

Apr 10, 20251h 16m

Ep 295#294 WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT

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WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT (a continuation of our AC/DC Side 1: The Bon Scott Years episode from way back in 2020) is OUR greatest hits package from the iconic Bon Scott Years of AC/DC. And because we couldn’t include ALL of the tracks from this legendary era, there were quite a few that unfortunately got “Shot Down In Flames”. Having said that, we still managed to include everything we felt SHOULD be included which best represents the classic Bon era of AC/DC. Find out how tasting the “after-tang” from “snooch smooching” is a lot like “when you’re used to the black and you get the green”. Brace yourself for our upcoming “Metal Nerdery apology tour” with a stop in “Australasia”, embrace the presence of the “Ghost of The Bunkerpoon”, and prepare for a story with a cast of characters that can only be described as “The Reverse Oreo”. Get ready to “mark the time” a LOT and remember that “Balls are BALLS, dude!” when you JOIN US because WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT!!! Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “From the heart…” / “Give it to the dog…”/ #baconsoda / “Somebody’s gotta drink it…”/ “We should do a toast…it should be our thing…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I forgot the #aftertwang that Jager’s got…”/ “When you’re used to the black…and you get the green…” / “Snooch Smooching and the pee after-tang” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON WITH METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Over here praying that my family doesn’t listen to this…” / #forgiveness / “Crafting my perfect #LaughingSkull set…” / “I think the 3 of us…need to go to Austin, Texas…and sign you up…”/ “But now he’s going on The View and sucking their tits…”/ “I wonder if people love our podcast but hate our politics…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, LOOK FOR #THEDOCKET *** (08:00): “Y’all need to get some of this Bunkerpoon After-Dark Meat over on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutOut / #complimentary / #HellYeah #BunkerpoonAfterDark / #Doomsicle update / “I’ve been warming up to the Helmet…”/ “It’s marked…” / “Whenever I do a hand solo, the finish is the same…”/ #rapnerdery / “Hold on, I’m not ready…”/ ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIALS AT #TIKTOK #FACEBOOK #INSTAGRAM #YOUTUBE at #metalnerderypodcast EMAIL US at [email protected] *** / “I got really good accolades at home because of that…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #EmberingEffigy stickers (share the wealth) / #MetalNerderyApologyTour (15:15): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR BON SCOTT – THE BEST OF THE BON SCOTT ERA OF AC/DC!!! / “Angus bangs his head, yes, #ACDCisMetal !!!” / #Era / #Ghey / “I didn’t get any gay come on me…now I’ve got come and gay come on me…” / #GreatestHitsPackage #TheBestOfBonScott / A reference to #ThePerfectAlbumSide from the golden years of #WKLS #96Rock / “Australasia?” / How to sequence a greatest hits package? Do you do it chronologically? Or do you do it like Pink Floyd: Echoes? (22:44): “It’s got to start with…” / “We gonna play the video?” / LET THERE BE ROCK (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / Reverend Bon / “I like the halo…”/ “What do you follow that up with?” / “Oy!” / T.N.T. (High Voltage – 1976) / “Ghost of The Bunkerpoon…” / “I almost hear a busted speaker…”/ “I almost think you’ve gotta throw Jailbreak right after that…” / “Is it #Australasia now because Donald Trump says so?” / JAILBREAK (’74 Jailbreak – 1976 – U.S. release was 1984) / “They were using real dynamite…”/ “We’ve gotta hear the breakdown part…”/ “Looking back, those lyrics are pretty dark…” (35:19): “You need something up-tempo at this point…” / BEATING AROUND THE BUSH (Highway To Hell – 1979) / “That’s pre-thrash…”/ “I just remember the finishing scenes…” / “He’s gonna be a dick…”/ DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – 1976 – U.S. release was 1981) / “Who does the #deathmetalvoice?” / “It’s kinda like the Damage Inc. of Let There Be Rock…” / “That’s gonna be a button…”/ WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE (Let There Be Rock – 1977) / 42-39-56 / “That’s a LOT of poon…”/ 266 lbs / “You know what the Australian version is missing?” / “Did we limit it to 12?” / “There were 17 songs on We Sold Our Soul for Rock ‘N’ Roll…”/ “Do you have a vinyl player?” / #fuckface / “They’re following orders…” / “Technically…usually…” / “It’

Apr 3, 20251h 28m

Ep 294#293 METALLICA Death Magnetic Album Review

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“If this is their 9th studio album, where does it rank?” DEATH MAGNETIC, the Rick Rubin produced 9th studio album from Bay Area metal titans METALLICA (and the first studio album featuring Robert Trujillo on bass) is chock full of riffs, tons of ugly chords, a boatload of guitar solos, and loads of twin guitar harmonies that harken back to the thrash metal veterans legendary 80’s output, with a sound that is a true return to their original thrash form which could have easily placed this album being released right after …AJFA. They brought back all of the classic elements (including their iconic logo!) that made METALLICA awesome to begin with and more than made up for their “Angry Loads” era. Remember to always send back the “medium rare chicken tenders” and if you’re using a ride share, make sure to be hammered on at least one part of the journey. JOIN US for a brief review of a recent local metal show featuring Atlanta’s own Embering Effigy at Sweetwater Live in Duluth (as well as a summary of the “aftermath” that followed), remember that “the Loads of Anger” are always at the bottom, and behold the victors of “The Loudness Wars” with METALLICA’s 2008 return to their thrash metal roots, DEATH MAGNETIC. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Why not shred management?” / #highschoolmemories / “That was his ‘fuck off’ hour…”/ #guitarclass / “We came up with this song…it’s in my brain…”/ #LMAO / “I can play it on guitar right now…”/ “I left it in there just for you…”/ “I think we should do a toast…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “He might get his feelings hurt…”/ #shinydiamonds and #cleantigers / #shinytigers and #cleandiamonds / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST HERE IN THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #baconsoda / “Somewhere Russell referenced ‘bacon soda’ and Billiam found a bottle of Bacon Soda…”/ “Tastes like maple bacon snooch…”/ “I need to let Doro taste it…”/ #markthetime / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** (07:20): “And I ordered #mediumrarechickentenders …”/ “Matthew…you were fuckin’ trashed!”/ “If you’re doing a rideshare, you really owe it to yourself to be hammered at least on one end of the journey…why take an Uber if you’re gonna be sober?”/ “I must have looked like a hammered 4 year old…”/ #blackoutASMR / “You know that pre-hangover hangover that you get?” / #markthetime / “Okay, so you paid $38 for $8 Chinese food?”/ “It was a lot of wind…and a lightshow…”/ “Let’s go back to the show…”/ #SweetwaterLive #LocalMetalShow #EmberingEffigy / #RussellsReflectionsConcertReview / “It’s not going in there…”/ “My relationship status is…complicated” / #strangerinthetub / “Back to the show…”/ “What kind of beast was he fucking?” / “Here’s what I liked about Embering Effigy…”/ “You don’t have to get hammered…”/ “Have you noticed that Waffle House has changed dramatically…? Now they’ve got cute girls working there…” (22:44): “How about some #wolfsteak !?” / “We got an email here from Norvyn…”/ EMAIL US at [email protected] / For less than the price of a bottle of lube…you can JOIN US on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / PATREON SHOUTOUT!!! / “Wait, what did you say?”/ Speaking of which… #WrathchildAmerica news from #dissonanceproductions / #WrathSAZ / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “We could do a whole Atlanta show…” / #metalmemes (29:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: METALLICA – DEATH MAGNETIC!!! / “This one should have come after Justice…they brought their old logo back…”/ “It’s a little bit longer…”/ “When they released it, it was a #brickwalled mix…”/ Produced by Rick Rubin / Released September 12, 2008 / Debuted at Number 1 / #assholecavern / “They had that whole lawsuit thing with #Gibson …”/ “I think I clipped the bird…”/ THAT WAS JUST YOUR LIFE / “That’s a hell of a comeback after St. Anger…” (39:35): THE END OF THE LINE / “The riff sounds familiar but I can’t place it…”/ “That’s got a little bit of a Load feel to it…”/ “I know it’s rock n roll, bro, but…”/ “He can smoke his guitars, play his guitars, and not give a fuck what I say about Lars…”/ #poetry / BROKEN, BEAT & SCARRED / “Rise, fall down, rise again…”/ “They brought back all the elements that made classic #Metallica awesome…we’re gonna let the #

Mar 27, 20251h 24m

Ep 293#292 1995 Year in METAL

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In 1995, Los del Rio infected popular dance culture with their one-hit wonder, “The Macarena”, the U.S. national debt was only $5,000,000,000,000 (five trillion), both eBay and Craigslist were birthed into popular culture, Taco Bell offered The Volcano Burrito and The Double Decker Taco menu items for a limited time (each for less than $1.00, btw), and O.J. Simpson was acquitted thanks (in no small part) to Robert Kardashian, the man who would ultimately become responsible for fueling the success of Gary Holt’s incredibly popular line of outerwear. Meanwhile, in the world of 1995 metal, Kyuss called it quits shortly after releasing “…And The Circus Leaves Town” and DOWN unleashed their debut masterpiece “NOLA” on the EXACT SAME DAY that Dream Theater released their first EP featuring their 23-minute epic title track, “A Change Of Seasons”! Get ready to find out what a “Coyote Disaster” actually sounds like, be mindful that when it comes to playing music in a live setting, some of us can play “topless” and some of us need a “sports bra”. Hear our thoughts regarding the upcoming “Back To The Beginning” final Black Sabbath concert event, listen carefully for a handful of not so subtle “R.E.M. references”, learn “how to scream at people in Braille”, and brace yourself for the record scratch heard ‘round the world (after embracing your “Patreon privilege”) when you JOIN US to find out “how they all talk” as we travel back in time to THE YEAR IN METAL – 1995. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I’ve thought about something…”/ “That’s not consistent…it’s not the same…”/ #JoJoRabbit / “YEAH!!!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I never saw him play topless…he could have done a sports bra…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING AT YOU FROM THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / “There’s something to remember when it comes to nasty, mean things you say to people…”/ #recordscratch / “This has got nothing to do with metal…”/ “Make this a #Patreon…”/ #talkies / “How do you scream at somebody who’s deaf?”/ #youjustmouthit / “Dude, they can’t hear this, don’t worry about it…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, HEAD TO #THEDOCKET *** (06:24): ***Head over to patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast to JOIN US over there!!!*** / #patreonshoutout / “Do you not like when I do that, dude?”/ #PatreonPrivilege / “How about a beer, bitches?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #SceptreBrewing #MikroBose / “If it was liquid nitrogen cold…” / ***Check us out on ALL the social media, including #TikTok #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube at #MetalNerderyPodcast and EMAIL US at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / #ThePost / “Comin’ out of a K-hole…”/ Thoughts regarding the final #BlackSabbath show in July 2025 / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “That’s me in the spotlight…” / “I was literally thinking that as you were saying it…”/ #sayinggoodbye / “The fact that he’s still alive is a miracle of modern science…”/ “You’ve gotta go left before that happens…”/ #DrugWarRetardity / “It’s a powdered vegetable…” (17:14): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1995 – YEAR IN METAL / “The 30th anniversary of 1995…”/ #BlackSabbath (Forbidden) / “This is the #remix…”/ RUSTY ANGELS / “Is there something a little doomier on this?” / THE ILLUSION OF POWER / “Now THAT’s Sabbath…”/ “Let’s do some weird shit…”/ “This is the #killeropener for 1995…”/ #DOWN (NOLA) – TEMPTATION’S WINGS / “If you think about one, how do you not think about the other?” / #Behemoth (SVENTEVITH (Storming Near The Baltic)) – HIDDEN IN A FOG / “Do you hear that acoustic in the background?” / #blackmetal (26:54): “I’ve got the perfect one…”/ “Huh?”/ #GripInc (Power of Inner Strength) / HOSTAGE TO HEAVEN / “A little?”/ “That just gets me hard hearing that…”/ #FuManchu (Daredevil) – COYOTE DUSTER (NOT Coyote Disaster!) / “I wanna be high…in the desert…jumpin’ dunes…”/ “Poon is like the whole thing, snootch is actually the tunnel…”/ “Oooh, so you’re doing the #Uno card…”/ #Reverse / #Deicide (Once Upon The Cross) – ONCE UPON THE CROSS / “The difference between Chris Barnes and Corpsegrinder…”/ #genreASMR (36:36): #MonsterMagnet (Dopes To Infinity) – NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD / “I believe the proper term is ‘cock averse’…”/ “That’s a LOT of flange back there…”/ “Look at the W.A.S.P. album…”/ “I know where I’m going next

Mar 20, 20251h 2m

Ep 292#291 PENTAGRAM Lightning In A Bottle Album Dive

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After 50 years, it’s great to see PENTAGRAM finally getting the attention they deserve from all across the world wide web. LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE, the band’s latest offering and their first album in nearly a decade, arrived on the scene mere weeks before a video surfaced that went viral, showing founding member and frontman Bobby Liebling (wide-eyed and seemingly possessed) powering through “The Ghoul” with the rest of the band on stage and instantly becoming a viral sensation across metal circles and the greater metropolitan global meme universe. LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE truly measures up to the meaning of the phrase, with PENTAGRAM doing the impossible and finally breaking through to a worldwide audience. With their trademark dark, doomy, and heavy sound finally produced in a way that captures the dark essence of classic doom with the amplified power and brutality of more modern doom metal bands, LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE might just be PENTAGRAM’s finest hour, resulting in one of the greatest (and most fun) doom metal albums in the entire genre. Be sure to stop by your local “Snooch & Gooch” and pick up some “rental snooch” and remember that there’s a significant difference between “man coon balls” and “Maine Coon paws”. Discover how the transcendental power of hearing Sleep’s “Dopesmoker” at a local tavern can manifest the “best Friday ever”, remember that snails are just slugs with a “tow behind camper shell”, prepare to “pet the horn” and get “a little tingly down in the nether regions” and JOIN US for a modern taste of classic doom from Alexandria, Virginia doom metal innovators PENTAGRAM with LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “If you’re gonna add on to your house…”/ “And the benefit of that would be…?”/ “Or maybe a trampoline room…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “We completely forgot to do the intro last time…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET*** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AT BUNKERPOON CENTRAL!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #OneHellOfAnAle #HappyHopBrewery / 7.0% ABV / “That’s kinda daydrinkin’, right?” / “It’s not too carpety either…” / “I can’t eat 3 times a day…that’s a lot…”/ #ketosis / #RussellsReflectionsASMR/ #SundownersSyndrome #Dementia / “If there’s any silver lining whatsoever…when you can have some distance and some prep time…it’s not as shocking…”/ “Weird stuff…that’s NOT them…” (12:05): “The volume is down…”/ #fixitinpost / #sexualdeviance / “Did I leave that in there?”/ “Y’all know what snails look like, right?” / “Just an isolated picture of a dude’s…horn…”/ “It might have been on #YouTube …”/ “I thought that was my ‘in’…”/ “How about those #Patreons?” / “We dismounted strong…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA JOIN US ON PATREON YOU CAN DO SO AT WWW.PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / “Can I request some #reactionvideos to #ElectricCallboy?” / “I’m a little scared…”/ #milking / “I used to watch some deviant, weird shit…I had to stop…”/ “This was live action btw…”/ “Octopus with dick tentacles?” (19:06): You can follow us on the socials at #YouTube #Facebook and #Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast or you can email us at [email protected] or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #GreatScott #VoicemailSegment / “I got a little tingly down in the nether regions…”/ “Was it Julie Newmar?” / #swarthy / “Old school #morn…”/ “Who was the chick from #TheMunsters? The wife?” / #YvonneDeCarlo / “Bush…and curves…you don’t get bush anymore…”/ “We have another one…”/ #gourdhead / #EmberingEffigy (Playing at #SweetwaterBarAndGrill on March 15th) / ROUGAROU / “Keep your eyeballs pierced…or PEELED!!!” / #southernfriedthrashmetal / “I can sense the stonerdom coming…”/ Description of a Rougarou / “#Bandcamp is kind of a cool site…” (30:00): “First of all, let us just say…”/ #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: PENTAGRAM – LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE / Congratulations and blessings to #BobbyLiebling and #Pentagram for recently breaking through the memeiverse and gaining worldwide recognition across the interwebs!!! / “There’s a song on this album where the outro solo is Tony Iommi…”/ Alexandria, Virginia / “That’s what I call it, btw…”/ #whatsitcalled / Cool, retro, psychedelic styled #albumcover / “It’s a snooch guard…her tits are out…/ “I like that word, dude…the snooch is right next to the gooch…”/ #Sn

Mar 13, 20251h 18m

Ep 291#290 DARK ANGEL - Inside The Metal

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Formed in 1981 and hailing from Downey, California (the birthplace of the mighty Hetfield), thrash masters DARK ANGEL unleashed a darker, faster, more aggressive sounding brand of thrash, with a sound initially reminiscent of the death metal aesthetic present in Slayer’s early work and later evolving into a more progressive, technical thrash sound resembling the latter part of Death’s catalog. Prepare to learn more about “the outer balloon knot” (‘the yurt’ as it ‘twere)” and remember that when it comes to old school thrash, those guys “got a LOT to say” and a very short time in which to say it. Enjoy a spirited debate regarding cover songs relative to the originals that was 100% “from the heart”, learn more about the benefits of “The Express Package”, and don’t forget to “microwave your melons” after you JOIN US as we learn more about the technical thrash genius of “The L.A. Caffeine Machine”, DARK ANGEL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - TikTok Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Not since Tuesday…”/ #dreams / “What’s he gonna say?” / #titillationfactor / “Shock value is fun…”/ “I don’t want to no more…”/ “It’s in your hand too often…”/ “That sounded almost like #RichardPryor a little bit…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Ohh-uhh…”/ “I’m tied up to your dock, get your ass down here!”/ #noteven / #Margaritaville / “Let me ask…obviously you’ve got friends with boats…”/ #boatsandhoes / “My wife had a #Galantines Party…”/ “They play ‘Pin the junk on the hunk’…”/ “If I pull up a picture could you point her out?”/ #Covechella / #QRCode / NOTE: QR means “quick response” / “If it’s Freebird, it’s tits…if it’s Stairway…”/ “To me the downstairs is like the headliner…”/ “It will be the #Bunkerpoon Part 2…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, CHECK THE SHOW NOTES FOR #THEDOCKET *** (11:17): “It’ll be Trans Leprechaun Dwarfism Month (in March)…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “You know what a greyhound is…”/ #saltydog / #RussellsReflectionsBrunchEdition / #CutwaterLimeMargarita for #NationalMargaritaDay / “This thing is 12.5% ABV…”/ “I’ve got a back snootch…you wanna see my #balloonknot?” / “If I do it in the dark, my dick will seem bigger…”/ “The yurt, as it ‘twere…”/ “It’s the hole aesthetic…the ambiance, as it ‘twere…”/ #bruisedrib / “$450 Million…”/ “We were talking about a really important subject…”/ “I don’t know if I could do it on purpose…”/ “If it’s gonna be covered in #HumanNutella it’s gotta be love…”/ #whatarewetalkingabout? / #MarchEnemy / #roadtrip / “What’s her name?”/ “I’ve gotta get in shape…I think I literally bruised a rib…” / “It would be a shame to waste this…and then you get the express package…”/ “Can we move on, please?” / #sixlistenerscantbewrong (23:45): ***You can JOIN US on #Patreon at www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast for LESS THAN the price of a pack of smokes or a bottle of lube!!!*** / #PatreonShoutOut / “Y’all gotta check out #TheHogStory …that’s where it all started…”/ #BunkerpoonAfterDark / ***If you want to EMAIL US you can do so at [email protected] or check us out on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #Luis #mysterycaller / “I want Mexican food now…I’ll bet his fajitas will knock your socks off!”/ “Something funny, real quick…”/ “It sounds perfect…”/ #newlistener (29:04): #TheDocket / “Can you PLEASE tell me…?”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: DARK ANGEL / “This one’s gonna be educational…”/ #learningexperience / #DarkAngel is the topic, btw / #CombatUltimateRevenge / “They’re working on new shit right now!”/ NOTE: Different singer now than early on / Est. 1981 in Downey, California / NOTE: They are from Los Angeles / “Progressive technical thrash metal…”/ We Have Arrived (1985) / WE HAVE ARRIVED / “The cover…looks like Sabbath Bloody Sabbath…”/ Don Doty on vocals / “Wanna hear what it sounds like when Satan gives head?” / HELL’S ON ITS KNEES / “It all comes from Diary (Of A Madman) …” (38:38): Darkness Descends (1986) / “Batmanesque?” / “This was the first album with #GeneHoglan on drums…”/ #killeropener / DARKNESS DESCENDS / “Oooh, ONE!” / NOTE: That came out before ONE by TWO years! / “When I was 16, fuck yeah, but now…”/ THE BURNING OF SODOM (see also the cover as done by #PigDestroyer) / “With a good production, it would have been SO much better…”/ “If you had to pick one more, based on title…which one?”/ DEATH IS CERTAIN (LIFE IS

Mar 6, 20251h 28m

Ep 290#289 PRIMUS - SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE Album Review

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SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE, the 2nd beautifully bizarre edition of “the Sunday funny papers of metal”, brought to you by El Sobrante, California’s genius weirdo trio, PRIMUS, is the gold standard of the eccentric sound of “boxless” progressive, funk metal overtones filtered through a heroic dose of psychedelic infused absurdity and combined with an ample sized bowl of surreal silliness. With drum beats that are right, smack dab ”in the pocket”, bass lines that defy the laws of music and reality, orchestrated, atonal, guitar noise that’s always a tad off, and lyrics covering a vast array of peculiar and unusual topics, ranging from promiscuous cats to reckless race car drivers to weird time signatures to sheer luck, SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE is one of those recordings that every metal head with a well-defined sillier side (and a “sophisticated palette”) must possess. Grab a handful of relaxation and enjoy “a positive Applebee’s experience” while also noting that this is our 2nd PRIMUS episode featuring a story about Applebee’s (seriously, what are the odds of that happening almost 3 years later!?). Discover the reason McDonald’s is diabolical and why it’s exactly like something else that’s “not even the same ballpark”, understand that it’s perfectly okay to have “different tastes” with regard to entertainment shown “in slow motion”, and brace yourself for a first time Steve Harvey impression that morphed into a Katt Williams impression that was followed by an even better, more impressive Katt Williams impression when you JOIN US as we gear up to go snorkeling through the caverns of queso while SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s almost the end of #AmericanHistoryMonth …”/ “That’s #antiAmerican bruh…”/ #MrBlack ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Billiam sporting #TheWarningShirt #MetalNerderyWarning / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “Yeah man…”/ #DeathMetalFont #ScepterBrewingArts #ScepterArtsBrewing #DecaturGeorgia #DickHater / “It’s got a carpet flavor…”/ #rimshot / #HazyIPA #sixpointfiveABV / “Definitely a little carpet…”/ #icecoldbeer / “Here’s why…”/ “I can get an ice bucket down here…”/ “That one…not the one above it…the one that’s over there…”/ #followmyfinger / ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “Last night, we were both tired, but we needed dinner…”/ #RussellsReflectionsRestaurantEdition / “It’s either a #divebar or we go to #locallyownedrestaurants …”/ “It’s so funny you mention that…”/ #TJApplebees and/or #Applebees / #flattentheherd / “That’s a great idea!” / #TiffanyLights / “What are we walking into?” / #TheVerdict / #peoplewatching / “It’s kind of an interesting thing…people are just people…”/ #backstoryASMR / “Somebody told me about someone they knew making money as a #footfetish #pornographer …”/ “Walk through a chocolate cake…”/ “I’m always looking right at the snootch…”/ “Nice hands…it raises the face and lowers the hands…”/ #bigtoethumb #Transformer / “Don’t women have Adam’s apples, though?” (14:34): “What about some #Patreon …?” / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT!!!*** / ***You can JOIN US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #ThankYou / “I didn’t need it, I just wanted it…”/ #McDonalds / “It’s the same thing, dude…only the names have changed…”/ ***If you’d like to email us, hit us up at [email protected] ***/ ***CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / #EmberingEffigy #NewSong ***COMING OUT MARCH 4TH *** / “That last voicemail…I figured out who it was…”/ “He is the Geesh god btw…”/ “You’re allowed to say colors now, and black is all the colors…” / #whoarethey sir? (20:43): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: PRIMUS – SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE / “They’re #surrealmetal …”/ “I would say #progressivefunkmetal / #Primus #PrimusSucks #PrimusDoesntSuck / “It’s like a weird orchestrated noise…”/ “Once you get past about 50, everything hurts…”/ “Learned that in Dangole County…”/ Released May 14, 1991 / “Tales from the pole…”/ “Which do you think would be more risky?” / #bigtime / “I knew you were gonna say that…”/ #onlythenameschange / “I got a kiss on the cheek from the first stripper I gave a dollar to…”/ “Maybe get the man in the boat…”/ #Hangover / “Yo

Feb 27, 20251h 19m

Ep 289#288 SLIPKNOT Album Review

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“Don’t make it weird…” “They all wear jumpsuits, they’re kinda like KISS because you don’t know what they look like, but they kinda look like serial killers because they all have masks on, and you kinda get Purge vibes when you look at it (the album cover), and then you LISTEN to it…” SLIPKNOT as a band is extremely off-putting, exhausting, and quite frankly, disturbing, and their self-titled debut album conveys these qualities in the darkest way possible. The album cover alone is the stuff of horror movies and nightmares, featuring all nine members clothed in red prison jumpsuits with their faces covered in grotesquely disfigured masks: nameless and faceless, with only a number and a barcode to identify them. Find out more about the latest government study regarding “the medical benefits of bat vagina” and remember that “you’ve never seen Al Gore and Paul Stanley in the same place”. Discover who knows “how to use the phone”, put on your “Salad Face”, and be sure to “liberate bananas” when you JOIN US as we dive into the angry, uncomfortable darkness that is SLIPKNOT. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “This is how you know you’re getting old…”/ #oldmancoughs / “I’m gonna go black this time…”/ “The medical benefits of bat vagina…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #asianstyleASMR / “Does everybody know that?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN DIGITAL DOLBY SURROUND SOUND!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #markthetime / #TerrapinBrewery #EspressoMartiniImperialWhiteStout #ninepercentABV / “That’s a chug…”/ #JitteryJoes / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “It tastes like a coffee stout mixed with a light beer…”/ “It’s got a corporate coffee carpet flavor…”/ #thatsnotamilkshake / “Where else do you get sugar?” / “WHOA!” / “I’m not gonna give you a recordable here…”/ Proteins and carbs/ “Hand me the horn, I’m feeling stressed…”/ “Meat is not what is fucking up your cholesterol…”/ #carbsaretheenemy / “Does Santa Claus come up from the septic tank now?” / #everythingisalie / #markallthetimes (12:50): “But first…”/ PATREON SHOUT OUT (courtesy of Russell) / ***JOIN US on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Just give me yeahs and oohs…let’s see if Matt can NOT say a word while you do it…”/ “Speaking of emails…”/ ***You can email us at [email protected] *** / #KingGizzardAndTheLizardWizard / “That’s totally a great impression of me…”/ #eclectic / #whatsitcalled / “You’ve never seen Al Gore and Paul Stanley in the same place…”/ “It’s a Patreon comment…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #GodBelow / “If I was gonna dye my beard…”/ #saladface #wizardcamouflage / (***From “Painted Images With The Blood Of…”***) / STILL NOT QUITE SUICIDE / “There’s no play button…”/ #thickandfull / “I like the harmonies…” / “And we have a voicemail…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #anonymouscaller / “That sounds like #PissingPost on a blackout bender…”/ “Would it be weird…?” / NOTE: I believe Russell is wildly incorrect in his assertion…/ “You can identify however you want on this show…we want to know who you are…”/ #dontmakeitweird (31:27): “What’s on #TheDocket?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SLIPKNOT!!! / #Slipknot #RussellsReflectionsSlipknotEdition / “Real tall…like basketball players…”/ “There’s 9 or 10…”/ “That band is the epitome of our warning…their album cover looks like the stuff of nightmares…”/ Released on June 29, 1999 / Hailing from Des Moines, Iowa / 742617000027 / (SIC) / “If you let someone borrow a book and you never see it again…you’ve passed on knowledge…”/ #CoreyTaylor #SevenDeadlySins #Author / “When do y’all think you got on the #Slipknot boat?” / #funkmetal / “That’s one of y’all’s songs, wasn’t it? Wait, did you sing on that one?” / EYELESS / “It’s like #Slayer #KoRn and #Pantera all mixed into one…” / “Well, not really…but it’s good.” (49:10): “When we walked through the gates at Lakewood, this is what they were playing…”/ WAIT AND BLEED / “Dude, are you an octopus?” / “Yeah, this…they did this a LONG time…”/ SURFACING (“You always like the build, don’t you?”) / “The best chorus in metal…”/ “They’re coming this summer…so no excuses…”/ “I like the purple…”/ #GrapeNerds / SPIT IT OUT / “Tattered and torn…shaven and shorn?” / TATTERED & TORN / “It’s off putting…”/ “It’s

Feb 20, 20251h 21m

Ep 288#287 WTF Moments in METAL

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As with life, “Left Turns” and WTF MOMENTS occur constantly in the world of metal. Whether it’s a radical, stylistic change to a band’s sound, any sort of unforeseen tragedy, or “Ozzy just being Ozzy” in the presence of winged, flying creatures, there is certainly no shortage of WTF MOMENTS lurking around every corner throughout the metal community. It’s time to find out why some “poon juice” has an “extra aroma” and remember that “for less than the price of a pack of smokes OR a bottle of lube” you too can become a part of our Patreon community (regardless of whether you are “an innie or an outie”). Be absolutely sure you “don’t say dropped” when referring to a new release, realize that “coughing is a sign of health”, and understand that “a hand solo” still counts as sex when you JOIN US for a look at some notable WTF MOMENTS IN METAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “We’ll do it when it’s my turn…”/ “I don’t hate #Jager …”/ #jagerbombASMR / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Oh, buyer’s remorse…”/ “What’s the haps?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “It seems like you’ve been coughing the past 3 or 4 times you’ve been here…I know a bunch of people who are halfway sick…” / #longcovid / “It’s the pollen I think…”/ #weathermanipulationASMR / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GET STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** (05:00): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AceHigh #ImperialCider / “It’s #glutenfree and its #vegan” / #markthetime / “He got a nice tri-toon…”/ #yachtASMR / “I get what you’re doing…you’re wanting me to recognize it…you’re doing the Stewie thing with the #CoolWhip and it’s working…”/ #RussellsReflectionsComedyEdition / “I started a couple of shows that are pretty good…”/ #PrimeEvil / “Was that back when they had knights and dragons?” / “This is gonna piss some people off…”/ #Severance / “It’s got Christopher Walken in it…”/ “That’s an actual carrier…”/ “You have an innie and an outie…”/ “Work is work is work…”/ “If you’re an innie you’re probably not into dudes…”/ “You can’t peg it basically…” (15:06): ***IF YOU WANNA JOIN US ON THE PATREON YOU CAN DO SO AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #PatreonShoutOut / “Y’all oughta all be getting some major poon right now…you’re gonna smell like sweat and shame…and #poonjuice …”/ #OhBoy / “It literally smelled like…”/ “They have an extra aroma…”/ ***If you want to email us you can do so at [email protected] *** / “We’re like Agent Smith in the Matrix…”/ #femalefrontedbands / “You think I should go to the doctor?” / #PatreonRequest / #VishnuASMR / ***IF YOU’D LIKE TO GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #mysterycaller / “It’s a 404…that’s Atlanta…I think I know who it is…”/ #MaleNursery (22:20): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: WTF MOMENTS IN METAL!!! / “Boy howdy, is there a bunch of them…”/ “This was a major WTF moment for me…”/ “They reinvented the metal…”/ #flavorsaver / #Metallica UNTIL IT SLEEPS (Load – 1996) / “That’s one way to put it…”/ “I think that was a big one for a lot of people…”/ #WTF / “Remember when #Megadeth released Risk?” / CRUSH ‘EM (Risk – 1999) / “Turn Me Loose…that’s what it is…”/ “Is that what’s his face on bass?” / BREADLINE / “Is this on #Footloose?” / “They started it…” / #Ozzy biting the heads off of live, flying creatures… / “No that was Patrick Meehan…” / “Karma is such a sweet, sweet bitch…” / “You’re Ozzy is becoming very close to Biden…”/ #BackToTheBeginning #BlackSabbath / “Tickets go on sale #ValentinesDay (2/14/25)…” / “The Medium Sized Four of Thrash…”/ “Let’s move on…” (38:58): #CelticFrost and Cold Lake / CHERRY ORCHARDS (Cold Lake – 1988) / “That’d be as weird as #CannibalCorpse doing ballads…”/ “Chase the trans? Trends?” / “Speaking of trans…”/ #VinnieVincentInvasion BOYZ R GONNA ROCK / “They were just trying to out-Poison Poison…he kinda looks like #JoanJett a little…”/ “Sounds great…”/ “That solo does not fit the song…”/ ***WARNING: THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED #CHRONICLES EPISODE*** / “What about all the #PMRC shit?” / #ParentalAdvisory (47:43): “My next one is gonna be dark…”/ #Mayhem #Dead #AlbumCover FREEZING MOON / “A lot of hype for not a lot of payoff…”/ “I’ve had nothing but #OpethBone for the past few months…”/ #Screams vs #DeathGrowls / NOTE: The first album, not band / #Opeth THE DEVIL’S ORCHARD

Feb 13, 20251h 20m

Ep 287#286 FLOTSAM & JETSAM - DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER Album Review

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DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER, the debut album from FLOTSAM & JETSAM, was released on July 4, 1986, after being recorded in just a mere 2 weeks with a paltry $12,000 budget. In short, it is a bona fide, legendary, thrash masterpiece. And if you’re reading this and thinking “Okay, FLOTSAM & JETSAM…why does that sound familiar?”, the reason is because the bass player for that band would later become Metallica’s new bassist following the tragic and untimely death of Cliff Burton in late 1986. It is without question, a speed/power/thrash/heavy metal classic that is so steeped in 1986 vibes that we’re actually surprised none of the album was featured on “Stranger Things”. Learn the latest metal conspiracy theory regarding AJFA with a shocking twist nobody saw coming, discover a great new way to “get in shape” with the brand-new aerobic workout craze that’s sweeping the nation, get ready to enjoy the “tang” and JOIN US for the only “first new album” featuring Jason Newsted with a killer bass mix as we take on DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Do you guys ever get into the whole #projectband thing?” / “That’s pretty much how I am with #DOWN for the last 3 years…”/ “We are only a few months away…”/ #fiveguys / “I’ve got openings…”/ “Last time I saw ‘em was with #JasonNewsted …”/ #howdareyou / “He was wearing #bikeshorts …”/ #LarsGumASMR / “Apparently…he sounds like a flouncier version of Lars…”/ #bringtheboysbackfromthewar / #peoplekind / #LarsLite / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I did it by accident…and then I had a mouthful of stuff…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #AmericaFuckYeah / “WTF was that, dude!?” / “God Bless that man!” / #DOGE / “We fucked up on the last one…”/ “It’s 2 fingers in and then back to you…it’s like a shrimp curve…”/ “OMG, here we go…”/ “Have you ever wondered if you were THAT dude?” / #thatsdark (07:42): “For less than a pack of smokes or a bottle of lube, you can join us on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / “I know that’s an ongoing project…y’all were all about it 3 weeks ago…”/ #theRussCalendar / “I might buy one of those for personal use…”/ #gentlyused / “We’ve got some #voicemails gentlemen…”/ ***CHECK US OUT AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST ON #YOUTUBE & #INSTAGRAM & #FACEBOOK OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whatsitcalled / #TheDarius / “You guys ruined #Arbys for me…”/ #walleye #burbot #burbotking / “Keep it banging…”/ “Keep it hanging and banging…”/ #voicemailconspiracy / #catacuda / “That was last Sunday…it’ll be on the next one…”/ “Have you ever been able to tell the difference…?” / “Don’t make it weird, dude…”/ “Smothered, covered, or topped…” (13:56): “Did we do the beer of the episode?” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “We can thank Elon for all of this…”/ #Drekker #LemonBar #SlangDuJour #SourAlaMode / “It’s like a lemon bar dessert…”/ “This is not a hateful sour…”/ “Fun fact…”/ #bloodwork / “This podcast is a #healthpodcast …”/ “I did balloon up about an extra 18 lbs…since last summer…”/ #Ozempic / “So it’s like cocaine but not as fun…”/ “Fuck ALL that…if I’m doing needles, I’m doing heroin…”/ #groupon #seriously #allegedly / “I like food…”/ #RussellsReflectionsOzempicASMR / “I’m dead down there…”/ #WOW / “So it works?” / #svelte / “You’ve done this recently, dude…”/ “I put on 20 pounds since July, I’m almost 240…”/ “Who’s that, #Corpsegrinder? No, it’s Wheeler…”/ #TrapsAndLats / “Is it too late for that?” / #rerecording (22:50): “What’s on #TheDocket dick?” / ***COME CHECK US OUT ON #YOUTUBE *** / #podcastreview / “The bartender has been listening to us…”/ “We could do a second warning…vulgar, disgusting, and frankly tiresome…”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: FLOTSAM & JETSAM - DOOMSDAY FOR THE DECEIVER !!! / “One of the biggest upsets in Metal…”/ “He left the fucking band!!!” / #JasonNewstedLeftMetallica / NOTE: it was 15 years, not 20 years / 01/17/2001 / “Don’t do the Elon thing…”/ “When I say ‘We’…”/ “That was our internet…”/ “He’s the #SteveHarris of #FlotsamAndJetsam …”/ “They don’t really have a box…he’s a clean singer…”/ #albumdive #DoomsdayForTheDeceiver / “It’s a good 80’s metal record…”/ #thrashmetal #speedmetal / “I wanna hear how it ages…”/ “What if there’s a girl who can headbang and blow you at the same time…?” / #faken

Feb 6, 20251h 20m

Ep 286#285 Women In Metal

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For the longest time, metal has been predominantly a “dude game”, dominated by men. Thankfully, more and more female fronted metal bands (particularly over the last couple of decades) have been expanding their presence and growing into a formidable force throughout the metal community, covering a variety of styles and a multitude of subgenres from all across the metal spectrum. Get ready to find out which metal drummer “makes Taylor Swift sound palatable” and remember that “sometimes you’ve gotta jam it in” and JOIN US as we get into a “double header” with a whole lot of modern metal brought to you by WOMEN IN METAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I guess we’ve dodged the sours long enough…”/ “We’re raw dogging it…”/ “I feel like I should be watching #Conan or something…are they not the same?”/ “I can put that at the end…”/ “From my balls to you…”/ “It was still exciting to see everybody get pissed off about it…”/ “I can’t find the big bottle…”/ #markthetime / “I’ll fix it in post…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #RussellsReflectionsDecimationEdition / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #SumpCoffeeStout #DoomBeer #ElevenPointFivePercentABV #highgravity #hammertime (08:16): “We finally had a practice…”/ “I’m not, he is…”/ “There’s a difference between a bass player and a bassist…”/ #onmicburp / #RussellsReflectionsNewBandASMR #TomwayPetty / “Part of it is because you’ve been a bass player…”/ “Ted…Theodore Logan?” / #TrumpDayVideo / “I think I’ve finally heard a #DreamTheater song that disappointed me…”/ “It sounds so utterly jammed in, it doesn’t sound right…”/ MIDNIGHT MESSIAH / “It sounds like #Megadeth …”/ “It doesn’t fit…” / “Sometimes you gotta jam it in…”/ “The funny thing about Dream Theater…”/ “No, that change is weird…”/ “I saw him play #TaylorSwift the other night…it actually makes her music palatable…” (22:48): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: LADIES OF METAL (A.K.A. FEMALE FRONTPERSONS) / “It’s pretty bad if I remember and you don’t…”/ #whatsitcalled? / #Jinjer JUST ANOTHER (King Of Everything – 2016) / GREEN SERPENT (Duel – 2025)/ “Back in the day, metal was such a dude game…”/ NOTE: The band in question was not #SpiritBox it was #SleepToken / “She would probably kick your ass…after she does butt stuff…”/ #SpiritBox and #Jinjer CIRCLE WITH ME (Eternal Blue – 2021) / “Let’s watch this one…”/ #Jinjer JUDGMENT (& PUNISHMENT) (Macro – 2019) / “I’ve got a new band I’m into…” (35:42): “What about #ArchEnemy?” / “Oh, that’s a different band…that’s #ChildrenOfBodom…”/ “You’ve gotta throw the flaps…”/ #chickmetal #vagmetal / THE EAGLE FLIES ALONE (Will To Power – 2017) / “106 MILLION views…”/ #AlissaWhiteGluz / “Have y’all ever heard #Nightwish?” / #PrettyReckless HEAVEN KNOWS (Going to Hell – 2014) / #Nightwish STORYTIME (Imaginaerum – 2011) / “Nervosa?” / #Nervosa SEED OF DEATH (Jailbreak – 2023) (50:00): “Was that a snore or a fart?” / #InThisMoment WHORE (Blood – 2013) / “Has Evanescence released anything new?” / #ButcherBabies SINCERITY (Eye For An Eye…’Til The World’s Blind – 2023) / #Evanescence YEAH RIGHT (The Bitter Truth – 2020) / “I enjoyed it to completion…”/ #HonorableMentions / #Kittie BRACKISH (Spit – 1999) / #Halestorm I MISS THE MISERY (The Strange Case Of… - 2012) / “I don’t know what this is…” / #Babymetal MEGITSUNE (Babymetal – 2013) / “Listen…I would watch that video again…to completion…til I finish…”/ #Eleine DEATH INCARNATE (Eleine – 2015) / “It’s my thing now…”/ #LacunaCoil TRIP THE DARKNESS (Dark Adrenaline – 2011) / “Every once in a while you’ve gotta step out of your box…”/ “Okay…play that one…”/ #NitaStrauss #AlissaWhiteGluz THE WOLF YOU FEED / “I’m a female metal guy now…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

Jan 30, 20251h 12m

Ep 285#284 - Part 2 - Deep Cuts of the First Four from The Big Four

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We’re back with the backside of the ballsack of the taint of the boner of the top of the ass crack of the...WHATEVER you want to call it, now we’re up to “the meat” of THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR. And if you have zero attention span, then you’re probably not even reading this anyway, so just tip-toe back over to Tik Tok and enjoy the rest of your life in 30 second increments until it actually gets banned “for real for real”. Discover the most alarmingly stupid thing ever uttered by the former governor of the 51st state, imagine what it’d be like to be a metal head back in the 70’s, understand that “China’s going to be the new Greenland, and Greenland will be the new China” and remember that “Uncle America” wants you to JOIN US as we go back up inside the backdoor of the ballsack of the taint of the dumper of the BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR: DEEP CUTS, PART 2 (1986-1990). Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): Follow up regarding the #ghoststory from last week… / “So they’re mathematical ghosts?” / “He was probably in this 30’s…and he didn’t sound NOT white…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “My wife…found…”/ “Because we’re SO good…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING AT YOU FROM THE BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #TerrapinBrewery #ChocolatePeanutButterPretzelMooHoo #markthetime / “That’s a nice helmet you’ve got there…”/ “The expensive stuff is not always better…”/ “I think that’s like his favorite thing now…”/ ***COME CHECK US OUT AND JOIN US ON THE PATREON!!! patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/ #PatreonShoutOut / ***Check out our LATEST shirt including the #warning at metalnerdery.com/merch and #teespring ***/ ***Feel free to follow us on YouTube, Facebook, and Instagram at #metalnerderypodcast AND email us at [email protected] AND/OR give us a call and LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** (10:24): #noattentionspan #tiktok #RussellsReflectionsTikTokASMR / What’s the deal with #Greenland anyway? / #UncleAmerica / “Either you’re not getting anymore money from us, or we’re taking over…”/ #peoplekind #JustinTrudeau / #mankind / “If I put in ‘frontman’, it gets changed to #frontperson …” / #markthetime / #RussellsReflectionsFingerSmashASMR / “Here’s the best part…”/ “Uh oh…there’s a follow up story?” / “If you were a complete asshole…”/ “For the cameras, can you show ‘em again which finger?” (21:11): “We mixed it up…it’s 2025…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR, PART 2 – DEEP CUTS / “The backside of the ballsack of the taint…” / 1986-1990 / #Anthrax #Megadeth #Metallica #Slayer / “Now we’re up to…THE MEAT!”/ #Anthrax (Among The Living – 1987) / The vibe of listening to #deepcuts / IMITATION OF LIFE / A.D.I. HORROR OF IT ALL / “I remember all that stuff but I never get poon…” / #Megadeth (So Far, So Good…So What! – 1988) / MARY JANE / LIAR / “If this is Dave at his most fucked up…he’s still a genius!” / #rollingtheRs (35:11): “There is no deep cut on this album!” / #Metallica (Master of Puppets – 1986) / “It’s got this weird energy to it…it brings you right back to then….”/ THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE / #HPHatecraft / “That’s not even thrash, that’s just straight up #heavymetal …”/ “I already know what the deep cut is on this…”/ “Sometimes you forget about deep cuts…and then you come back to them…”/ “What’s your favorite song on the album?” / #Slayer (Reign In Blood – 1986) / “You can’t do Heartbreaker without Living Loving Maid…” / REBORN / NECROPHOBIC (45:54): “It’s kinda the top of the asscrack of the backside of the first four of the big four part 2…you can search that, dude…”/ #honestinjun / #Anthrax (State of Euphoria – 1988) / MISERY LOVES COMPANY / “Something about the mix reminded me of Vince Neil…”/ “That’s not a racist comment, btw…”/ “You’re not even a drug band…how can you be happy without drugs?” / #Megadeth (Rust In Peace – 1990) / FIVE MAGICS / DAWN PATROL / “This is totally an anti #AJFA mix…” (57:39): “I already have at least 2 good ideas for deep cuts for this one…”/ #Metallica (…And Justice For All – 1988) / “You can’t have a deep cut if you’ve got a shirt, man…”/ EYE OF THE BEHOLDER / “Just a little bit…just a cunt hair?” / ***Go check out our ’88 Death Match Episode!!!*** / DYER’S EVE / “Can we hear just a touch…?” / TO LIVE IS TO DIE (Specifically, the midd

Jan 23, 20251h 14m

Ep 284#283 TOP 20 METAL ALBUMS OF 1985

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1985. Back To The Future would become the highest grossing film of the year, the Live Aid benefit would be hosted simultaneously in 2 different venues on 2 different continents, and the Coca-Cola Company would experience a catastrophic failure with “New Coke” by (once again) failing to put its namesake ingredient from the ORIGINAL “Original Formula” back in their legendary beverage. We are well aware that there are multiple listicles already out there featuring the “Top 20 Metal Albums of 1985” because 40 years is quite the chronological landmark. Nevertheless, we still felt compelled to construct our own list. It’s not necessarily all thrash, but it’s not all “gloves of shame” either. In short, it’s a pretty substantial sampler of the albums that WE feel represent everything great about metal in1985. It’s time to shake off those “cobwebs” and prepare for some “extraordinary news” as well as “a story of redemption and forgiveness” regarding a previous negative review we received. Learn about the earliest documented “fake news” regarding Elizabeth Bathory’s alleged use of “skin conditioner” and get a sneak preview of the new album from “Dick Johnson & The Ball Brothers” when you JOIN US for the TOP 20 METAL ALBUMS OF 1985. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Now I can hear everything…”/ #gospelband / “Dick Johnson and The Ball Brothers…OR…?” / “Like a quartet…”/ #hallelujah / #MrBlack / “Oh my goodness…”/ “Technically you have gone somewhere…”/ #cobwebs / “Well that’s another topic…I guess I’ll share…this podcast is not getting me laid…”/ #markallthetimes / “Make that a button, please…”/ #assteroid / “It was a zit…just so you know…”/ “I got a little excited and then I got disappointed…”/ #shopclass / “It’s #dickconditioner dude…that’s what Elizabeth Bathory used to do…”/ #fakenews / “Fake news before fake news was fake news…”/ “Two coffees and an apple juice coming right up…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE POST SNOWPOCOLYPSE EPISODE OF THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #digitalbunkerpoonsound / “One and a half inches doesn’t seem like a lot…”/ “I think we got about 2 inches…”/ #drivingonice / #infrastructure / “It never gets cold enough (or hot enough)…”/ #LAFires / “Adam Carolla went on a rant…”/ #sevenyears / #notahonky / #DEI / #doesntequalintelligence / “Insurance companies are freaking out right now…” (10:16): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #DunkinSpiked #sixpercentABV / “That’s it? It’s deceptive…”/ #AmericanSpikedBeverages / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / #MeMyselfAndIrene / “We could get #JustinTrudeau to do it, he’s unemployed now…” / #FiftyFirstState / “OMG we should call it #TheGulfOfAmerica it would be great…”/ “C’mon man…”/ #wordsaladsally / “It quit hurting after the first week…”/ “There’s a feeling you get…when you’re moving…” / #thelastload / #RussellsReflectionsMovingEdition / “Mansion…mansion…little small lakehouse…”/ #garage / #markthetimeplease / “Ohhh please…did you get all that? You’ve gotta mark ALL that…”/ “He’s out of control…”/ #itstheheadphones / #Landman / “EXACTLY like that!”/ “That’s a #JudasPriest album, dude…”/ “I always thought it was #PinkyBlinders dude I didn’t know it was #PeakyBlinders…”/ #nothingbutneck / #Bane (21:21): “I’ve got some news…this is extraordinary news…today…is the second time…”/ #carnivore / “I don’t drink coffee either…”/ “You can still wear all the shirts you had in high school…”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / ***Go check us out and JOIN US on PATREON at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Does it not feel like this year is already long AF!?”/ #oftheyear / #DonaldTrumpASMR / ***GO CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST ON #YOUTUBE AND #FACEBOOK AND #YOUTUBE *** GIVE US A CALL AT 980-666-8182 OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] ***/ “You’ll get fucked…”/ “Oh…the #fuckbag review!?”/ #ReviewRedemption / “I’ll just take it out or leave it in, whatever…”/ “Let’s not do that…”/ #offputting #exhausting / “We only hurt the ones we love!”/ “No the #superfuckbagreview is still out there…that one was #purehate …”/ “Could have been a them…”/ #transam / “I was trying to find some filler…”/ “I think it’s on Thursday…”/ #TheFourHorsemen / #fieldtrip #Gainesberg / “Speaking of shows…”/ #EmberingEffigy #AtlantaUtilityWorks #EastPoint / “What a great name…”/ #CoathangerAbortion / “That’s

Jan 16, 20251h 50m

Ep 283#282 - Deep Cuts of the First Four from The Big Four Part 1

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“I wanna talk about DOWNTIME…” Many moons ago during the B.R. era (Before Russ), back in the early days of this podcast with Adam, we took on The 1st Four of The Big 4, taking a look at each of the debut albums from Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer, respectively. To take that episode a step further (and to add a slight twist to the original premise), we thought it might be fun (and a bit of a challenge) to attempt to identify which tracks would be considered the DEEP CUTS from The First Four albums of EACH of The Big Four thrash bands. Be sure to check out our Patreon for a brand-new way to “splat” with some “liquid sneeze” and remember that when it comes to Conway Twitty, “the power was in his hair”. Don’t forget to pick up your “Queenthrax” tickets, find out why “English is stupid”, and get ready to JOIN US (whenever you get a little “DOWNTIME”) as we begin our descent and dig down deeply into THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s time for DOWNTIME!!!” / #downtime / “Let’s not make it gross, because this is a family thing…”/ “She sounds like #PeterSteele …”/ “What’s that from?” / “Loud, obnoxious, offputting, and tiresome…”/ “How long does it take you to get used to writing the right year?” / #Happy2025 / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “That’s like a slow motion Spicoli…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST UNDERGROUND BUNKERPOON TELETHON!!!*** / “Right ‘chere…”/ “Do you ever make resolutions?” / #nopromises / “I’m gonna be better…”/ “I think as a #NewYearResolution #Doomsicle should commit…”/ Upcoming Doomsicle tune ideas…/ “Maybe one original…I’ve got a full country album…” / “Wasn’t that a #ConwayTwitty song?” / “The power was in his hair…”/ “You can HEAR the size of his hair…”/ #FamilyGuyASMR / “He looks like Bobby Ewing…”/ #BramStroker / “That dude was a dude…”/ #HelloDarlin (10:46): “If you want MORE good stuff, you could join the #Patreon…”/ ***CHECK OUT OUR NEW METAL NERDERY T-SHIRTS WITH THE WARNING ON THE BACK!!!*** metalnerdery.com/merch ***Go to TeePublic to pick up yours!!!*** / “What am I saying? I’m fixed…”/ #pregnancyworries #nobabies / “I don’t do it for less than $30, dude…”/ #slashhandjob / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / ***Go JOIN US on Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Do we need a defibrillator?” / “And if you want me to send you an autographed…”/ #itsgonnahappen #splat / “Metal Nerdery at splat dot com slash handjob…” (15:05): ***IF YOU WANNA LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL, GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I’ve gotta hit play…”/ #ILoveTheHelmet #DowntownJulieBrown / “Caramel colored…kind of erotic looking…”/ #weirdlyhot / “Do y’all remember Kennedy?” / #libertarian / “There’s a difference…” / ***NOTE: Refer to #TheNolanChart to see where you might land on the #politicalspectrum ***/ #laissezfaire / “Oh…got a new one…”/ #uhhhkay / “We can reflect a little…”/ “I’m always about setting the tone…”/ “Using the right consonant…”/ #mealprep / “Or trail mix if he adds pretzels and M&M’s…”/ “You won’t…that’s fine…it doesn’t even matter.” / “I never played doctor…” / #AtomicBlondeATL / “We got a smoking hot singer…”/ “Well you’re married but I’m not…”/ “I’ve had that done once…kinda hot…”/ #evidence / “Sorry, I can’t get there…”/ “It’s a call back to the #Dracula joke earlier…” / #TomwayPetty / “Do y’all ever hear music in your dreams?” / #HellsBells #ForWhomTheBellTolls / “The internet rules…” (27:51): “Docket Thirty?” / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE BACKSIDE OF THE FIRST FOUR OF THE BIG FOUR – DEEP CUTS / “Easy for you to say…”/ #Anthrax (Fistful of Metal – 1984) / “That’s Lilker, not Spitz…”/ “Doesn’t it seem odd that the opening track would be a deep cut?” / #thatsaquestion / DEATHRIDER / #Anthryche #Queenthrax / “Does the pope shit in the woods?” / DEATH FROM ABOVE / “What was that!?”/ “That’s definitely #powermetal…” (34:58): “How about a little Mega Dave?” / “All of #TheFirstFourOfTheBigFour don’t sound anything like the rest of their catalog…”/ #Megadeth (Killing Is My Business…And Business Is Good – 1985) / CHOSEN ONES / #supersneezeASMR / “Jimmy something…”/ NOTE: It was Lloyd Grant / LOOKING DOWN THE CROSS (40:57): “What would be the deep cuts on Kill ‘Em All?” / #Metallica (Kill ‘Em All – 1983) / “Probably the least played…AND it’s got keyboards

Jan 9, 20251h 15m

Ep 282#281 - Ozzy Diary of a Madman Album Review

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DIARY OF A MADMAN, the 2nd album from OZZY OSBOURNE (and his band, BLIZZARD OF OZZ) is a perfect example of how an artist’s follow-up album often eclipses their debut outing. With a heftier mix and heavier riffs, darker lyrical themes & eerie gothic metal elements, and of course the disturbingly graphic album artwork, DIARY represents a quantum leap forward for “The Prince Of Darkness”, combining each of the aforementioned components into one of the darkest and heaviest metal albums ever to have emerged from 1981. Get ready to “call the lawyers” and prepare to be bathed “in a huge spray…of light” from those who may engage in “different tax practices” than you’re accustomed to. Prepare to bear witness to the quintessential heavy metal album that would leave an indelible mark on all metal subgenres that would follow it, grab your favorite “juice box”, and JOIN US as we flip through the pages of macabre madness and metal mayhem that dwell within the DIARY OF A MADMAN. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I’m ready…I’m so ready…”/ #HappyNewYear #2025 / “I notice you’re keeping a ‘high and tight’…”/ “I like to have stripes…”/ “I’m gonna shave my shit…”/ “The last time mine was colored…brown…”/ “Like to have a matching set…I like to have a little brown…”/ “I still use my #manscaped products…”/ #markthetime / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN 2025!!!*** / #superduper / “Did you guys see the shirt?” / ***GO TO METALNERDERY.COM/MERCH AND CHECK OUT OUR NEW METAL NERDERY SHIRT!!!*** / “How long is that sale going on?” / #teepublic / “We should give Norvyn thanks…”/ #blackdog / “Is it weird or does it seem like people have had…”/ #longcovid / #longcold #rinovirus / “That’s what those drones are droppin’…” (06:27): “This is not a ‘new’ beer of the episode…”/ #twelve5s #coffeebasedgoodness / “I go Irish every Christmas…”/ “They go excellent with the #MrBlack …”/ #hyperbole / NOTE: It was an 8 pack, NOT a 12 pack…but all thanks go to Russell…”/ ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “You wanna hear some heartbreaking shit?” / “Which is fine…which is right…”/ “Do they always poke the bear?” / “How did you vote?” / #letsnotdopolitics / #youpeople / “I don’t wish ill will…”/ “Y’all won, STFU! Y’all WON!” / #taxpractices / “If you can’t talk about it rationally…”/ #sociallyliberal #fiscallyconservative #libertarian / “Would you call them liberal or would you call them leftist?” / #classicalliberal / NOTE: It was Argentina…/ #SouthAmerica / “Was it a #fleshlight?”/ “You’re the one with the hand gestures, bro…”/ #markthetime / “Knock it down to a beam…but if you push it all the way back…”/ “Oh the seizure lights…the ones that distract you while you’re driving…?”/ “…and alcohol…that’s what made the day special.”/ #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition / #BadSanta / “The little fella…”/ #onmicburp / “Make that a button…”/ #ElCaminoChristmas / “How weird would an El Camino look if it came out now?”/ “It was the mullet of cars…” (18:02): “Shall we pay heed to our special people?” / ***JOIN OUR PATREON AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #MetalNerderyPodcastCalendar / #PatreonShoutout / #ThankYou / “2025 is gonna be a different year…”/ “He said ‘seen’…”/ “It’s like a #deathmetal #Superbad in a way…”/ “Have you ever had an orgasm that you came so hard that you literally thought you had died?” / “What if you have a #deathgasm when you die?”/ #TrumpCompilationASMR / “I’m gonna start doing that…”/ ***EMAIL US at [email protected] *** / #TrademarkInfringement / #HeavyMetalNerdery / “I’m gonna Sharon Osbourne the fuck out of them…”/ “Call the lawyers, ASAP…”/ #whatsitcalled? / “Junior Slayer in the best ways…” / #Annihilated BLOOD OF THE MARTYR (Scorched Earth Policy – 2010) / #bluejeansex / “It’s high blood pressure in your balls…”/ “And we’re back…”/ #NWOOSTM / “I heard the R roll…”/ “They sound a little bit like #Evile too…”/ BURNING OF THE SOUTHERN CROSS / “It sounds like Tom’s oldest son has a band…” (29:37): “C’mon…it’s been a while…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou? / #ThePost #HairMetalASMR / “That really resonated with me…”/ “We’ve got another…”/ #ChildrenOfBodom and #BritneySpears #tangentionalality (31:54): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST

Jan 2, 20251h 25m

Ep 281#280 - 2024 YEAR END WRAP-UP

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It’s time to say goodbye to 2024 with our Bunkerpoon International holiday celebration, where we will be waxing nostalgic on this year’s episodes and simultaneously ripping holes in the “space time continuum” whilst checking out some highlights and indulging in our own “Pepperidge Farm moments” of metal infused lunacy. Remember to “expect the worst & hope for the best” whenever consuming a “vegetable shake” and understand that being called a “handsome woman” is flattering, “doppelgangers” are eerily unsettling, and our “Spotify Wrapped” referenced one episode that was “508% more” impressive than average. Get ready to break out the “chunkless gravy”, embrace the “Dick Flex” theme of the episode, wish everyone a Merry Christmas (and Happy Boxing Day) and JOIN US for our 2024 YEAR END WRAP-UP, including a few goodies and surprises from INSIDE SANTA’S SACK. Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “We made it…” / #HappyBoxingDay #MerryChristmas / “I am Clark Griswold…”/ “We’re pairing today…”/ “Crazy food porn…I’ll just use gravy for lube…”/ #chunklessgravy / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Look at old Rusty there…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #BunkerpoonInternational #YearEndCelebration / “You’re so good you should stop right now…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #HarpoonBrewing #DunkinColdBrewPorter #sixpointzeroABV #Porter (***Pairs well with the #MrBlack ***) (06:09): “We’re time traveling…”/ “Our next move will be…into one of those neighborhoods where you can fuck all the time…”/ #gaydad #gaydid #gated / “I don’t do #pickleball …”/ “When I was a kid, old people smoked and drank and just waited to die…”/ “I do NOT want to be like that…”/ #hotpockets / “You can feel a difference…”/ #itsnevertoolate / “Because unhealthy shit tastes delicious…and sometimes I have to re-fluff…”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / ***JOIN US on Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***/ “We shall...and we will...”/ “Down under...and up top...” / “If you’ve got a request, we’ll do it…”/ #thelastepisode / “They had their #PepperidgeFarmMoments …”/ ***IF YOU CARE TO HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS YOU CAN FIND US AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST ON #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK AND #YOUTUBE AND #TIKTOK OR YOU CAN EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** (14:51): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE 2024 YEAR-END WRAP UP (INSIDE SANTA’S SACK) / Looking back at our episodes from 2024 as well as some hilarious moments and some new tunes that made 2024 awesome! / #ClassicMetal #OzzyOsbourne BELIEVER (Diary Of A Madman – 1981) / “I think Diary…may be his best full album.”/ #ThrashFamilyTree / “Kudos to Billiam for that #albumcover …”/ ***Go to our website and check out all the goodies, show notes, and pics associated with each episode and stream via #podbean at metalnerdery.com *** / #NoSolicitation / “I was inside but she didn’t stay…” / “We need a palette cleanser…”/ #strangelyfun / #StormtroopersOfDeath UNITED FORCES (Speak English Or Die – 1985) / “Can we hear a little bit of WHAT’S THAT NOISE?” (25:26): “You know what, that one didn’t do as well as I thought it would…”/ “That would be sick…”/ #88DeathMatch #Metallica DYER’S EVE (…And Justice For All – 1988) / “It’s good…”/ #TwoParter / #Slayer BEHIND THE CROOKED CROSS (South Of Heaven – 1988) / “As good as Reign is…it’s right there…”/ “’84 was hilarious…” / #1984YearInMetal / “That was the one about…W.A.S.P.”/ #wewe / “Is that going to be like a weird rip in the #spacetimecontinuum?” / #doppelganger / “They’re all the same…only the names changed…”/ “I don’t know if that means I’m the good one OR…” (34:34): “March we started off strong…”/ “Like our own #greatesthits compilation?” / “The bootleg one…was kinda fun (albeit a little weird…)” / #Megadeth TAKE NO PRISONERS (Rust In Peace – 1990) / “Nah, this was after he cleaned up…”/ “The only reason I was interested…” / #CirithUngol and #RichardPryor #LiveOnTheSunsetStrip / “Some of us got ultra #twanglified…”/ #MetallicaCovers / “That was the one at the very end where the rolling of the R’s was a problem…”/ “Wait…back up…”/ “He was laughing so hard you could hear the lung noises…” (42:16): “That was kinda like a #Patreon that ended up being used to fill space…”/ “The ’86 Death Match…it was different…they can’t all be gold…”/ “Expectations always get you…if you keep your expectations at zero, you’re never disappointe

Dec 26, 20241h 16m

Ep 280#279 - HAIR METAL

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Just to be 100% TRANSparent, this is NOT an officially sanctioned “Chronicles” episode. However, it is the time of year for the TRANS-Siberian Orchestra (featuring the “Savatage Brothers”) and we felt compelled by the power of the holiday season to delve into the realm of HAIR METAL and reflect back on one of the least desirable (yet often most satisfying) subgenres of metal alongside memories of poon from the days of yore with the kinds of girls you would “meet once at a party and never talk to again”. Really, the entire objective of hair metal was to give actual metal heads an “in” to attaining money, drugs, and (especially) poon back in the day. Dust off your “gloves of shame” and get ready to “rip the band-aid off” and “power through it” because it’s time to “hold hands”, discover some “stall appropriate noises” for the next time you’ve got to “deuce” and JOIN US as we get into the good, the bad, and the horrific of HAIR METAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Yeah…yeah…yeah…”/ #audiolightning / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “…like with girls who just turned 18…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodescideroftheepisode #StrongbowCider / “Preacher’s collar…or Snake Bite?”/ #onmicburp #uhhhhkay / Thanksgiving summary / “Apparently, if you don’t shower for long enough…all the mucus turns into an extra layer of skin…”/ #gamey / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOW NOTES!!!*** / #RussellsReflectionsThanksgivingEdition / “Do y’all sit around and get shitfaced now?”/ “That sounds like when I went to the Beach Mountains awhile back…traversing a mountain…”/ “That is so hard to watch now…”/ #MacysParade / “There had to be a time in human history when that was entertaining…”/ #simulationtheory #blackandwhitehouses / #WizardOfOz / “Stop me if I did this the last time…”/ #Terrifier3 (NOTE: This is at least the 3rd time and at least the 3rd episode that Russell has mentioned Terrifier 3…) / #goreporn / “One of the first things to creep me out in horror…”/ “You can’t kill people during the day and you can’t listen to metal during the day…”/ “Are we ready?”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / “You’re not sounding good there, Mr. Trump…”/ “3.2 Trillion dollars in cuts, they said they’re gonna make…”/ ***If you wanna hit us up with requests or correspondences on the #socialmedia you can do so at #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube #TikTok , or email us at [email protected] or you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “Can you imagine Elvis and Peter Steele doing a duet?” / #WREKage has events!? / #TransSiberianOrchestra #ChristmasMusic #SavatageBrothers (21:07): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: HAIR METAL!!! / “This is not an official, sanctioned #Chronicles episode…”/ “Why not shit on #hairmetal ???”/ “I think it brings back memories of poon from days of yore…”/ “She’s the kinda girl you should meet once at a party, do anal, and never talk to her again…”/ “He was into babies?”/ “We’re way off…”/ #Bulletboys SMOOTH UP IN YA (Bulletboys – 1988) / “Thank ye…”/ “I need a bonfire and a bottle of #BoonesFarm …”/ “I always thought it was Smooth Opinion…”/ “There’s nothing worse than R.E.M.”/ “You have to be really careful when you say ‘I enjoy When The Children Cry…’”/ #WhiteLion WAIT (Pride - 1987) / “Dude, you’ve gotta rip the band-aid off…”/ #allthebuttons / “C’mon, crank it!”/ “You guys know way too much of this shit…”/ “That was the way to get poon back in the day…” (30:38): “How about a palette cleanser?” / #QuietRiot LOVE’S A BITCH (Metal Health – 1983) / “That IS dark…”/ “Dude, we’re not asking you to play Lick It Up, in it’s entirety, with no breaks…”/ #easybakeovens aka #airfryers / “Let’s go back to bad…just play that fuckin’ thing…”/ #Europe THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (The Final Countdown – 1986 ) / “You’ve gotta power through it…”/ “Why don’t y’all listen to thrash, like cool people do?” / #Trixter ONE IN A MILLION (Trixter – 1990) / “They were at the end…”/ “How about the first Twisted Sister album?” / #TwistedSister SHOOT ‘EM DOWN (Under The Blade – 1982) / “Now that sounds like early 80’s metal…”/ “I guarantee you the girls in those crowds were showing their tits…” (40:07): #Firehouse WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES (Hold Your Fire – 1992) / “Crank it man…”/ “Y’all wanna hold hands?” / “We should all touch cocks…”/ “I got the

Dec 19, 20241h 40m

Ep 279#278 DIO Last In Line Album Review

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“I’m sorry, what was that? What was the last thing you said?” Forty years ago this year (specifically, July 2, 1984), DIO (the man and the band) released THE LAST IN LINE, the follow up to their 1983 debut and the first album to feature full time keyboardist Claude Schnell. Forty years later, it still maintains its relevance throughout the realms of metal, especially when compared (relatively speaking) with music from 40 years prior to 1984! Think about the music from 40 years before 1984. There is absolutely NO WAY anyone was listening to Bing Crosby ANYWHERE in 1984! Yet, in 2024, it is still a perfectly plausible concept and is totally socially acceptable to be blasting THE LAST IN LINE while riding around, “shooting hoops”, or annoying everyone while fueling up at the gas station. Remember that the investment in hibachi is always worth it (because it’s delicious) and everyone could use “a good tongue lashing” on their birthday. Discover “the sound of Murray” after he’s clocked out for the day, understand that “the gloves are off”, realize “you’d only feel guilty if they name checked you in the note” and get ready to “repurpose the DEA” when you JOIN US for a dive into some classic D&D metal with DIO: THE LAST IN LINE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I think the #BunkerpoonGhost made an appearance…”/ “Oooh, that was wet, bro…”/ #hibachi / “It’s so fucking expensive…”/ #RussellsReflectionsHibachiEdition / “It keeps the brown moving…”/ “Now this is the funny part…”/ “Did your pubes feel gray?”/ #hyperinflation / “Here we go…whoops!”/ #whoareyou? / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AND THE HOLIDAY SEASON!!!*** / “Lots of winning going on…”/ #groundzero / “I wanna smash fish with rocks…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #LeftHandBrewingCompany #StVrain #MexicanHotChocolate #sixpercentABV #TheVerdict / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET IN THE SHOWNOTES!!!*** / #shownotes (10:25): #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition / “It’s kinda cheesy, kinda campy…but totally metal…”/ “Is it grisly?”/ #allegedlygrisly / #Hysteria / “That’s the next #Patreon dude…”/ #Californication / “A writer…not a rider…”/ “Dude, it’s a respectable metal album…”/ “Black Sabbath…and shame on you…”/ #SpeakingInTongues / “Yesterday was my wife’s birthday…she got a good #tonguelashing …”/ #herewego / “Everyone dressed like 1989 but they talked like 2024…”/ “Normies was not a word we used…”/ #DEI / “They need to repurpose the #DEA #DrugEnforcementAdministration …”/ “When you run out of shit to watch…watch this…” (18:53): PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! / #MetalNerderyCalendar #MetalNerderyLoinclothes / “Perfect timing!”/ “We apologize for making #EmptyPromises to #EmberingEffigy …”/ #TheBowlRoller / “He shoots ropes!”/ #DoomsicleASMR / “I’m thinking a #Venom song would be fun…”/ ***COME CHECK US OUT ON #YOUTUBE AND #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST AND EMAIL US AT [email protected] AND GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “We were just making sure that the voicemail wasn’t full…or empty…”/ #theglovesareoff / “I feel like all those bass player jokes…was it my fault?” / “You’d only feel guilty if they name checked you in the note…”/ “For all the bass player hate I’ve given you…that’s more than fair…” (26:44): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: DIO – THE LAST IN LINE / “Bunch of chicken fuckers…”/ “I feel like he was 42 for 15 years…”/ “This WAS on #96RockInTheDaytime back in the day…”/ “It’s the roof, Ronnie, and his teeth…that’s the whole video…”/ Released July 2, 1984 / “Think about when we were that age…think about 40 years before THAT!” / “Think about the music from 1944…”/ PISTOL PACKIN’ MAMA #BingCrosby #AlDexter and #TheAndrewSisters / “The boys just got back from the war…”/ Remember the #musicvideo? / “It’s the fist and the hair, you can’t see the teeth, but they’re there…”/ WE ROCK / “That laser costs $1 Million Dollars…”/ “That’s an intense look on that dude…” (38:03): “You almost have to hear it to the next part…when you’re off to the witch for the 2nd time…”/ THE LAST IN LINE / “We are coming…HOME!!!” / “When they played this on the radio it was a special treat…”/ “Oh you’re THAT guy…”/ #getoffmylawn / “Pussy lickin’ mother fucker…”/ #urbanpoetryASMR / “That’s where there’s a double standard…”/ “Here’s the biggest shame

Dec 12, 20241h 23m

Ep 278#277 WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR THRASH

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WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR THRASH is like the perfect blending of our Building The Perfect Thrash Album Vol. 1 episode from 2 years ago (Dec 8, 2022 to be exact) along with our We Sold Our Soul For Sabbath episode from March of 2024, with some ever so slight nuances to help keep things interesting. As with our previous episodes which focused on various thrash bands from the days of yore (specifically the Top 10 Thrash Albums…And Then Some and Thrash Story Core episodes from way back in 2019, the Thrash Metal History (’81 to ’87) episode from 2020, our Obscure Thrash episode from April 2021, and the most recent, our Thrash Family Tree episode from January 2024), we just decided to dig into our collective memory banks and pull up the bands and the tunes that help to make us feel more alive…sort of like the feeling “when a breeze blows past your bone”. Similar to the above referenced thrash-centric episodes, the majority of the songs we discussed are by old school thrash bands we grew up with, many of which have “grown up” themselves and are still crushing, destroying, and head banging away to this very day worldwide. Also note that, unlike We Sold Our Soul For Sabbath, this is not our version of a “thrash greatest hits” album (although it could certainly qualify as part of a multi-volume “Best of Thrash” box set). There were no repeats, and a few surprise choices that would have made us wet ourselves had we had access to it back in the day. There’s no voting, there’s no ranking, we’re simply indulging in one of the greatest genres of metal ever to exist. Prepare to behold another horrifying example of “vomit cuisine” after fixing yourself a heaping helping of “ham salad”, discover why “newd” is better than “all dressed” (especially when it comes to “slider buns”), learn why “the head game” is a good barometer for “the main course and the dessert” and worry not, because this episode is (for the most part) NOT “gonna end up being about roast beef sandwiches”. Get ready to embrace your inner thrash bone and JOIN US for a dual named episode with one unified purpose, because since WE SOLD OUR SOUL FOR THRASH we are offering up to you our 2nd Installment of BUILDING THE PERFECT THRASH ALBUM. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I figured out something the other day…”/ “Go ahead…with the thing that’s going to be about #roastbeefsandwiches …”/ #perfection / “The key to doing an effective…#DonaldTrumpImpression …”/ “He’s totally gonna come back…”/ “I’ll start watching #CSPAN and jerking off…”/ #amitheonlydarkone? / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Let me go kill the dogs, hold on…”/ #DecimationASMR / ***Side Note regarding #housewolfrecords and #RichWard and #TheDukeOfMetal and #StuckMojo ***/ #Heavy1 #Rising / “Around the world in a #usedcondombasket …”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #suckingitdown / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #TerrapinBrewery #MooHoo #eightpointfiveABV / #RussellsAlcoholReflectionsASMR / “This is a beer…”/ #thickandfull / #TheVerdict / “Dave Ramsey…or Dave Portnoy?” (07:37): “There’s almost a #subpodcast about eating out and #shittippers and #hospitality and…”/ #wintertime / “Watched a couple of cool movies…”/ #SNL #SaturdayNightLive #CocaineAndChaos / “That should be the name of it…”/ #cocainestroke / #markthetime / #Filth / “It sounds dark and dirty and scary…”/ #whatsitcalled / “It’s like #Snatch but with Scotsman and murder…”/ #BuyNow #Consumerism / “It is a cancer all unto it’s own…”/ #massconsumerism #materialism / #NothingButAGoodTime #Audiobook / “Wait…there’s a #Netflix2?”/ “#Hairmetal killed metal…”/ “The music industry does that with ANY genre…”/ “The most talented?” / “It’s like going from #ShoutAtTheDevil to #TheaterOfPain…”/ #Winger / #ReallyTalentedHairMetal / “Empire was their #BlackAlbum …”/ “Can I trouble you for a #halfski?” (17:56): PATREON SHOUT OUTS!!! / “I didn’t say #shitfucking this time…”/ #Warning #MetalNerderyShirt / “Hopefully he gets laid for the front and the back…”/ #frontandback / #thickandfull / ***Give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182, email us at [email protected] or check us out on the social media at #metalnerderypodcast *** / #oldschoolmetalnerdery #milley / “You’ve gotta tell the listeners what it is…”/ “It’s not Phil…Jonathan maybe?”/ #ViolentMind aka #JonathanPhil / “We got another email…”/ “I like the par

Dec 5, 20241h 33m

Ep 277#276 TOOL Ænima Album Review

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AENIMA, the 1996 album from progressive metal shamans TOOL, is a progressive, heavy, and atmospheric album loaded with layers and layers of sonic texture that should be enjoyed with headphones to ensure the ideal experience. In short, if Tool is the metal community’s Pink Floyd, then AENIMA is most definitely their Dark Side Of The Moon. And as with any prog album of such incredible quality, you must listen to it “front to back”, in its entirety because it’s truly a “start to finish” experience. You may recall that we did an album dive of this many, many moons ago, right around the time of the COVID pandemic, during the “B.R.” period. It was a Metal Nerdery two-some, it was done over a Zoom call, it was definitely weird, and it was the only time we ever “did it” with only “two thirds the nerds” (it’s episode 38, released April 2, 2020, btw. You’ve been warned). Always remember to reach “Finger…knuckle…elbow…and shoulder deep inside the borderline” in order to properly clean out and prepare for your upcoming “analectomy”. Prepare to enjoy “The BALLS of satan” (“Und keine eier”), enjoy some reflections regarding ample “shoulder tits” that were shown “at a bar”, and a bunch of assorted “piss hockey snot” associated with “where rich people live (and eat) in Atlanta”. Be advised that “white people rapping is kinda like girls talking about football” and remember that a hilariously, weird threesome is always better than an unfunny, awkward twosome. Happy Turkels to all, enjoy some “Harry Manbackshadowing” reflections, revel in the infinite comedy genius of Bill Hicks and JOIN US as we strive for redemption with a full power threesome and dive “colon deep inside the borderline” with TOOL’s AENIMA. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #onewhiterapper / “White people rapping is like girls talking about football…”/ “You welcome to #RapNerdery …”/ “What do you mean no? You can’t show your tits at a bar?”/ #shouldertits / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #youcantdothat #noneofthat / “These people listening to us are smart enough to know the difference…”/ / ***WELCOME BACK TO METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Why does he gotta be suckin’ it down?” / #throwinitback #chugginit / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I don’t know WTF this is…”/ #ninepercentABV / “It reminded me of #roostersauce …”/ #siracha / #gamecocks / “This ain’t gonna work…”/ #theverdict / “I’m gonna finish it…”/ “It takes something special to blow your hair back…”/ “That’s too much money…for one person.”/ “They’re not paying the same tax rate…”/ #toiletwings by #OperationOrangeTits (10:28): ***Feel free to email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials at #Facebook or #Instagram or #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #emailsegment / “They reduced the seating but made it more better…”/ #Gimmick NOT FOR YOU (“It’s very riffy…”) / “#Metalcore definitely metalcore…”/ DROWN IN REGRET / “Let’s check out the other one…”/ “It’s not ‘brutal riffs’…”/ “I’m all about the most qualified…”/ #fooddisappointmentASMR #chickentits / “I pulled it out and kinda squeezed it…”/ “Here’s something kinda cool…on the opposite spectrum…”/ #RussellsReflectionsFineDiningEdition (21:00): “What’s the name of the place?”/ #RussellsEndlessReflectionsASMR / “That’s it!” #Superica / “Flo’s has lost my business forever…”/ “Al Capotle? He was a gangster…”/ “It’s been a long time since going to a restaurant and being wowed by the food AND the service…”/ “I wanna go to a place that blows my butthole back…”/ #tongueandgroove / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / ***You can JOIN US and be a part of the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***“You know you can do this without cursing…”/ #pisshockeysnot / #RussellsReflectionsHospitalityEdition / “#COVID killed the restaurant business…”/ #suggestedtip / #shittipper #twothirteenanhourplustips / “There’s some people that don’t tip AT ALL…”/ #shittipperalright / #antipickuplines / #VladTheInhaler / “No I didn’t and it doesn’t matter at this point…” (37:12): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TOOL – AENIMA (2nd Edition) / “It was weird…”/ “A threesome is always better than a twosome…”/ Released September 17, 1996 / “This is #DarkSideOfTheMoon style…”/ Dedicated to #BillHicks / “He’s suckin’ his own wanger…”/ “My mouth gets old…”/ “They are our generation’s #PinkFloyd

Nov 28, 20241h 51m

Ep 276#275 - 1992 THE YEAR OF OUR RIFF LORD

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“You were all pro-bass during the Biden years…” The year was 1992, way back when a gallon of gas cost just over a dollar, compact discs had finally outsold cassette tapes, progressive metal masters Dream Theater released their highly anticipated 2nd album, Images & Words, and everybody got a brief glimpse of Sharon Stone’s glorious “downstairs” in Basic Instinct. Prepare yourself for the most “thick and full” compilation of on-mic burps ever to appear on any podcast anywhere in the history of podcasting. Get ready to “grow your nails out and play with your hair”, go fix yourself an “egg salad, deviled ham, and pimento cheese” sandwich, discover the source of funding for every internet troll’s “childhood Christmases”, and prepare to “Make America METAL Again” when you JOIN US for a trip back in time to THE YEAR OF OUR RIFF LORD: 1992. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “They were all about getting the poon…AND cocaine…”/ #DLR #VanHalen / “When I first saw the bottle…I thought “Is this creamy?” / “We’re done with all that now…”/ #NoMoreDEI / “We can use the actual color words…”/ #honkybottle / #JackDanielsWinterJack / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #applejuice / “There’s no burn in that at all…”/ #adultapplejuice / #soundcheck / ***WELCOME BACK TO AMERICA AND THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #MAGAA and #MAMA / “Spit on it, pee paw…”/ #hecklerbits #comedycricketsASMR #lastchoice #childhoodchristmases / “That one…you might wanna check that…maybe it was you…”/ “So here’s a hypothetical…if you had to pick…which would you pick, if you had to pick one?”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, SKIP TO AROUND THE 40 MINUTE MARK…*** / “It’s about what makes ME laugh…”/ #comedycomplimentsASMR #eggsaladface / “You ruined masturbation for me…”/ #onmicburp / “Does anybody like that shit?” / #pimentocheesedisgustASMR / “Remember #deviledham?” / #RussellsReflectionsFoodReviewASMR / “If it’s NOT on the menu description…”/ “Texture can do a lot for food…”/ #wretchnoisesASMR / “Deviled ham sandwiches…”/ #insertvomitnoisehere / “It’s probably made from #homelesspeople dude…” (09:53): “The younger they are, the better they taste…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode (***Check out #TheTrumpAngle and #OperationOrangeTwits (aka #TheTriangle #Unfiltered and #Unredacted)***) / #GranniesGoodies / “It’s not overly sour…”/ #fourpointeightpercentABV / #daydrinkingbeer / #TheVerdict / “There is no Dana, only Zuul…”/ #Zebra #WhosBehindTheDoor #37Main / “#Stryper used to have a Zebra for a lead singer…”/ #thosewerethedays / “Dude your eyes got a little sad when you did that…”/ #garbageASMR / “Now comedy can be FUN again!”/ “It’s either a state or its not…”/ PATREON SHOUT OUTS!!! / “They know how to get laid…these guys, fuck!” / “That’s a lot of motherfuckers in there…”/ “Expedition…exhibition fights…”/ #MikeTysonVsJakePaul / #RussellsReflectionsBoxingEdition / “Probably literally and probably figuratively…”/ “You don’t gnaw on somebody else’s baby!” (22:00): “It’s a great day to be in America again…”/ #AlexVanHalenAudioBook / #Brothers / “He looks like a piece of furniture with a suit on…”/ #metalnerderytruckerhat / “Any happenings in metal?” / NOTE: It was #DiaryOfAMadman NOT #BlizzardOfOzz / “This dude emptied a clip!” / #JakeELeeShooting / #onmicburp / #fuckbagisabot / #inserthecklerjokeshere / “Do people even buy coat hangers anymore?”/ ***Feel free to hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast AND email us at [email protected] OR GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 & check us out on PATREON at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** (28:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: THE YEAR IN METAL – 1992 / “There’s one 80’s episode we haven’t done…”/ “Speak for yourself…got a little yesterday…”/ #unomas / “It’s gonna be one of them kinda days…”/ “That was the year I was supposed to graduate…”/ “You said you grew your nails out and played with your hair…”/ #peerleader / “Who’s got the #whistlenose?”/ #YoungLife / “No, that’s where all the cheerleaders hung out, and yes they did…”/ #onmicburpnumbereleven / Hair metal was pretty much done and the thrash wave was starting to crash into the shore…/ “Oh yeah…sorry, what? You think the masks will be ready by then?” / “I don’t know why they got hate…”/ “Each new decade has a decade hangover from the prior decade…”/ #BlackSabbath (Dehumanizer) / “Yeah, w

Nov 21, 20241h 47m

Ep 275#274 - CORROSION OF CONFORMITY’s 1994 masterpiece, DELIVERANCE

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“It’s an actual word, dude, I’d appreciate it if you’d recognize it as such…” CORROSION OF CONFORMITY’s 1994 masterpiece, DELIVERANCE, delivers the sonic equivalent of “Skynyrd Fried Sabbath” covered in ZZ Top gravy that instantly evokes visions of wood paneling, shag carpeting, weed, and November. In short, DELIVERANCE is the perfect soundtrack to fall. Discover the significance of “The Preamble” and understand why its importance desperately needs to be revisited. Get ready to “make it bigger” and go “busking in New York and/or Helsinki” because it’s high time we end all the world’s problems after you JOIN US for some “Halloween Candy ASMR” and an abundant assortment of silliness as we dig into COC’s DELIVERANCE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Perfect, fucking timing…”/ #introburpASMR / “By this time…when this is aired…”/ #prodcasting or #podcasting / “He may not be able to handle such power…”/ “That’s why THAT dude wears the cape…”/ “Is this shirt slimming?”/ ***Check out the #metalnerderytruckerhat at our merch store at metalnerdery.com/merch ***/ #truckerhat / “I want ‘em to be red…”/ #burgundy / “Yes, please make it bigger…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #WHOA / #ramblyandburpy / “I got a very different flavor…”/ “You did your job if she looked like this afterwards…”/ #fit / “It’s FIT…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Why didn’t they have an #erection?” / #therugs / “Fried rice, rugs, and kung fu…”/ ***To get to #themeatoftheepisode just go to #TheDocket or skip ahead about 30 minutes…*** / #backinsidethemetalagain / #RussellsReflectionsTypeOEdition / “The beauty about art…”/ “That was like a pre-chronicles Chronicles…”/ “How’s the #soberoctober going?” / #checkpoint / “I am on a weight loss journey…”/ #NoBeerNovember / NOTE: He lied…/ “A little bit of who?”/ “We can have a beverage…” / #ridiots / “It’s an actual word dude, I’d appreciate it if you’d recognize it as such…”/ “Oh for fuck’s sake…does it ever get tiring?” (12:00): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #blackphilip / “Fuck your face…”/ “Thou’s and Thee’s…”/ #PatriceONealASMR #BlackPhilip / #TheVerdict / “It’s almost like a sour…”/ “These are #glutenfree …”/ “It’s 100% dick…”/ #bubbles / “4 out of 6…”/ ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / #onmicburpASMR / “Burps to all of you!”/ #burpsupermix / #correspondence ***GO CHECK US OUT ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #INSTAGRAM OR #FACEBOOK OR #YOUTUBE AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #voicemailsegment / #KenFromConnecticut / #namethatriff / “They’re listening…so they know all the places…people you’re talking to are already listening…”/ ***Leave us a REVIEW and some COMMENTS wherever you get our podcast!!!*** / #TheYellowAlbum / #Metallica THAT WAS JUST YOUR LIFE (Death Magnetic – 2008) / “I think I know the riff he’s talking about…”/ “It’s like dating a 4 and then getting a smoking hot 10…” / #brickwalledmix / “Just play your drums…”/ “Is that what he does best though?” (25:35): “I have some #shittah from Adam…”/ #Crisix (Full HD – 2022) / THE MANY LICIT PATHS / “Is that banjo?” / #banjtar / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHITTAH!!! / “Me likey…”/ “Some of us stayed out and rocked our balls off until the wee hours…”/ #JoeRogan #LexFridman #podcastgiants / “You hit pause…and then you come back…”/ “I’ve got a question for you…”/ “Sometimes I kinda like watching them better…”/ ***We’ve got BOLTH!!!*** / “Do you have any NEW reflections?” / NOTE: It was 2 episodes ago. / #uhhhkay / “I think it’s intents and purposes…”/ #intensivepurposes / #HalloweenCandyASMR / “They’ve got #ReesesPeanutButterCup #easycheese …”/ “If it’s the apocalypse, why are you gonna get healthy?” / ***Check out our #Patreon Halloween episode!!!*** / #clicktrack (37:37): “Thirty seven minutes in…”/ #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CORROSION OF CONFORMITY – DELIVERANCE / #COC #CorrosionOfConformity #Deliverance #SouthernFriedSabbath / “COC has always been different…” / “Blind was the first…”/ NOTE: It was 1991, not 1990 / “The previous stuff was a lot more hardcore…it was kinda like what #SuicidalTendencies did…”/ “It did not compute…”/ “That’s a good episode idea…”/ #futureepisodeidea / “You’re really writing that down…”/ “I can’t read your writing dude, when’s the last time you got laid?”/ #killeropener HEAVEN’S NOT OVERFLOW

Nov 14, 20241h 34m

Ep 274#273 CONCERT REVIEW - KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL

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On Friday, October 25th, 2024, we traveled to The Eastern in Atlanta, Georgia for the Saint Lucifer’s Hospital 1920 Tour to see KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL (LIVE!) in concert, and it was everything we wanted and expected it to be: A perfect venue without a bad spot in the house, incredibly killer bands with album perfect production and sound, and absolutely ZERO traces of “party gravy” to be found anywhere on the premises. Regrettably, we missed show opener NIGHT DEMON because we had to drive “from South Carolina” through Atlanta traffic to get to the venue and the start time of the show was far earlier than we expected, as opposed to back in the day when it was “doors open at 8, show starts at 2:30 am”. We have an “UPDATE” from a previous episode regarding “every married man’s fantasy”. It’s time to give some serious thought to the “health trade-off /upgrade dilemma”, because “you know what they say about the 39-year-olds” (“the younger they are, the better they taste”), which is exactly why “you’ve gotta work out and stay in shape” as you get older and JOIN US for a review of KING DIAMOND’s Saint Lucifer’s Hospital 1920 promotional tour (in support of the upcoming new studio album, “The Institute”), featuring OVERKILL and NIGHT DEMON, and find out why it will be worth every penny. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “…as a lube.” / #lasttangoinparis #butterbutthole / “He buttered her butthole…and then he buttered her butthole…”/ “Why get new fans when you can just run ‘em out?” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “A little rambly and a little burpy as well…”/ #franklytiresome / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST AT BEAUTIFUL BUNKERPOON INTERNATIONAL STUDIOS!!!*** / #nosoundtrack #taketwo #fixitinpost / “Thanks to Billiam…”/ “I’m not a #shittipper …#shittipperalright …”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I grabbed this #GraveyardShiftIPA …”/ “It’s all shaft…that’s the best part…”/ #theverdict / #sevenpercentABV #daydrinkingASMR / “Fruity carpet… a little green.”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET OR SKIP TO THE 20 MINUTE MARK…*** (05:16): “Dude, you’re like a mirror that goes on forever…”/ “I feel like I need to bring over some #Ascension music for the #PatreonShoutout …” / ***PATREON SHOUT OUT!!!*** / “You can do whatever you want…he beat me to it.”/ #blessing / “That’s a lot of M-F’in’s…”/ “How about the correspondences…” / “If you feed it, it grows…”/ #healthtradeoff #testosterone / “I don’t want to…but I seem to finish sooner than necessary…”/ “I saw him doing the knee lifts last night…”/ “Yeah, it’s number 4…”/ #angrymattpodcast / “That’s gold…”/ #angrytaintler / #voicemailsegment / ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT AT #INSTAGRAM & #FACEBOOK & #YOUTUBE AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST & YOU CAN EMAIL US AT [email protected] & YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “I hope your dream comes true…”/ #hornsup / ***UPDATE TO THE STORY*** / #breakingnews #TheBunkerpoonReport / “Let’s do another one…”/ #whatsitcalled / #whitetails / “That’s a good thing…”/ “You think they’re into #BDSM?” / “The cuter/younger they are, the better they taste…”/ #markthetime / #okiedokie / #milfdream / “You’ve gotta work out and stay in shape…”/ #BunkerpoonHealthCorner / WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #DemonHunter DEFENSE MECHANISM (feat. Max Cavalera) / “It was like 3 a.m. and EVERYTHING is loud…” (20:00): #TheDocket / “So last night…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: KING DIAMOND & OVERKILL CONCERT REVIEW / #TheEastern / “Very nice… #freeparking…”/ Reflecting on past #Overkill shows / “The whole #FuckYou thing was great…”/ #DontBeAPussy / NOTE: They’ve got 40 years of shit… / “The sound was perfect…”/ “The bathrooms are clean and nice…” / #partygravy / #insertvomitnoisehere / “What was the place that had a trough?” / “Is this where all the dicks hang out?”/ NOTE: Actually, it was $18…AND we got shorted a beer / “You know what though…out of fairness…”/ “That’s a far cry from the old days…”/ #NightDemon OUTSIDER (Outsider - 2023) / “That’s like a heavy #KISS…”/ “You wanna grab one more?” / WELCOME TO THE NIGHT (Darkness Remains – 2017) / #softintro / “It’s almost like #victorymetal kinda…but not…”/ “It’s like a weird cross between Paul Stanley and 80’s power metal…”/ “It’s like wearing dirty cowboy boots with a tuxedo…”/ #cowboyboyts (32:50): #Overkill THE S

Nov 7, 20241h 8m

Ep 273#272 TYPE-O-NEGATIVE: INSIDE THE METAL

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“Dude, you know you can donate plasm…” Because of the obvious “Halloween tingle” wafting through the Bunkerpoon, we decided to finish out “the month of Halloween” with a rrrrrevisitation of the grrrrreen tinted, goth infused, Sabbath inspired doom metal druids hailing from Brooklyn, New York known as TYPE-O-NEGATIVE. To be fair, “technically” we have already done an INSIDE THE METAL featuring TYPE-O, but that’s been (approximately) 3 years and 10 days ago, and A LOT has changed since then, not only with regard to the world at large but also with the quality of this podcast as well. Having said that, we felt that discussing more TYPE-O-NEGATIVE made perfect sense, as their catalog (and our podcast) is all about “thickness and girth.” HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL!!! It’s time to put on your “platfoam shoes” and get ready to r-r-r-r-r-roll your R’s while trick or treating with “Tom Johnson” during our “pre-Chronicles Chronicles” Halloween event in the Bunkerpoon Dungeon. Remember that “Summer’s Eve” is not the same as “Summer Breeze”, discover the proper way to prepare “a handheld” and JOIN US via the “Interdimensional Bunkerpoon Portal” as we go (BACK) INSIDE THE METAL (AGAIN) with TYPE-O-NEGATIVE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Only when you let me do #buttstuff …”/ #perfecttiming / “Just a minute…”/ “Why is yours always so sticky?”/ #markthetime / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s a button and it’s a tingle…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST HERE IN THE BUNKERPOON DUNGEON!!!*** / #onmicburpASMR / #HalloweenTingle / “This is a #PreChronicles Chronicles…”/ #BritnyFox / “Bass is one thing but guitar!?”/ #TomJohnson / “Somebody’s got the tickles…”/ #HAARP #pollen #ragweed / “I don’t know if it’s period weed or not…”/ #earbook #RHTS / “Ohh noooo….”/ #bunkerpoonportal / “That is NOT the docket…”/ “It’s all the same…”/ “Let’s give him a second…he’s gotta get it worked out…you good buddy?” / #imacowboy / “He’s a tall dude…”/ “Yeah, he had a nine-inch dick…”/ “You don’t lead with that!”/ #RussellsReflectionsEarbookEdition / “Does this motherfucker EVER shut up!?” / #STFU / “Sometimes there is such a thing as bad publicity…”/ #Supergroup #VH1/ “If you could have a wife that’s a #pornstar who would you pick?”/ #stagenames #personalitydisorders / “If I was gonna be #DickTaintler all the time…”/ #AngryDickTaintlerPodcast / “They both gotta be topless…with their buttholes showin’…”/ #buttholehair #butthairholes / “He had a Spanish name…” (16:45): “So he’s halfway there…” / “Sounds more mobsterish…” / #RussellsReflectionsRepeated / “A week later…he was drowning in poon…”/ ***PATREON SHOUTOUTS!!!*** / #PatreonShoutouts / ***WE THANK OUR PATREONS AND IF YOU’D LIKE TO JOIN US ON THE PATREON, YOU CAN DO SO AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Dude, that’s about the gayest thing you’ve said on this show…”/ “Dude, you know you can donate plasm…”/ #plasma / “I get confused…”/ #gasmplasm or #plasmgasm / ***You can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on the socials at #metalnerderypodcast OR you can give us a call and leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182!!!*** / “What’s the point?” / “What’s weird about it?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #HorrorMovieASMR / “It’s a little late for that…”/ #whatsitcalled? / “It’s low budget, but it’s fun…”/ “There’s gotta be porn…”/ “I got a food thing to share…”/ #ZaxbysTacoReview / “They’re sorta like dicks…”/ #unburdenedbywhathasbeen / “You smear it together…and then you fold and roll…”/ #foodreviewrage / “I don’t want a whole #creampie of sour cream…”/ “That’s why I’ve given up on #Chipotle…”/ #handheld / “#HalloweenDay …really?” / “Remember back in April-ish…”/ #ultrahammered #DamageInc #blackout #backscratch / “It was a gash…”/ “I wasn’t babysitting you…” (32:24): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TYPE-O-NEGATIVE – (BACK) INSIDE THE METAL (AGAIN) / “We did an #InsideTheMetal on #TypeONegative 3 years ago…”/ “We missed a bunch of things…” / #InsideTheMetalVolumeTwo / “This is much more #Carnivore than any of their other albums…”/ “What IS the cover on this?” / “What do you wanna hear!?” / Slow, Deep and Hard (1991) / XERO TOLERANCE / “And now, you die!” / #surfmurdermusic / “This is #HalloweenAsFuck right here…”/ “Oh I know what THAT is…”/ “It’s kinda touchy racist…”/ “If they weren’t lying political whores, they would be homeless…”/ The Origin of

Oct 31, 20242h 4m

Ep 272#271 - KING DIAMOND Metal Master of the Macabre

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“Are you comparing King Diamond to KISS!?” KING DIAMOND is the undisputed champion of all things dark & creepy that scarify & terrify throughout the metal multiverse. In our humble opinion, The King should be deemed the official ambassador of Halloween. Through the use of the creative forces granted unto him by his Scandinavian homeland (and perhaps with a little supernatural assistance for added evilocity), The KING has been unleashing terrifying tales of gothic horror backed by a progressive power metal soundtrack that have been scaring the Hell out of audiences for nearly four decades (even longer if you count his time in Mercyful Fate). There can be no doubt that he is THE premier horror metal storyteller of all time, “The KING” if you will. When in doubt, always remember The King Diamond Paradox: “King Diamond IS Mercyful Fate AND Mercyful Fate IS King Diamond!!!” Get ready for a bit of trivia regarding the music video for “The Family Ghost” and find out which former heavy metal haunt in Atlanta was legitimately (actually) haunted. Understand that it’s always better to go with “a super smart 6 than an ultra dumb 9” because without adequate brainpower, there’s “no bone movies” (especially if she insists on “using her teeth every time”). Discover “the worst part about being married”, pay tribute to the “chili dog queen” and JOIN US for a trip through the gruesome tales of twisted horror from the mind of Hvidovre, Denmark’s metal master of the macabre, KING DIAMOND. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #herewego / “It always starts with…”/ “Remember that band #TNT…#10000LoversInOne …”/ “…in one…”/ #checkpoint / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST DEEP WITHIN THE BUNKERPOON DUNGEON!!!*** / “I was told that’s actually a genius idea…”/ “You could just not drink Monday through Friday…”/ #GregorianCalendar / “He worked Saturday…Sunday He took the day off…”/ #MetalNerderyPodcast #HeadCageAlbumDive #Anniversary / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #albumcover #ThreeHeadedMonster #ImperialRedAle / “It’s carpet…”/ #eightpointonepercentABV / “#RedStripe is my favorite beer…”/ “That’s like having a girlfriend that just insists on using her teeth…” (06:13): “What’s been going on, fellas?” / “They NEVER, NEVER flood, they NEVER get rain like that…” / #NorthCarolina #HurricaneHelene #Flooding #HAARP #suddenlyscience / “Call it a #DEW if you want to…”/ “They Maui’d it…”/ #onmicburp / “How’d you figure it out?”/ “They are pure corn syrup…”/ #candycornASMR / “Mark his words…and his time…”/ “Did y’all fist…after?” / #youvegottafist / “We’ve been on FIRE lately!!!” / #comedygoldASMR / ***PATREON SHOUTOUT*** / ***You can JOIN US on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast and you’ll instantly become a #poonmagnet!!!*** / “It’s not part of their name, but we recognize them that way…”/ #HailAndThankYou / “Don’t say dropped…”/ #correspondancees ***YOU CAN CHECK US OUT ON THE #SOCIALMEDIA AT #METALNERDERYPODCAST, YOU CAN EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #scoobitabosh / “…and play.”/ #BigMac #EmberingEffigy #metalsubgenresASMR #StonerDoom / “I didn’t think of it that way…” / “I always thought #sludgemetal was like #DOWN and #COC but I could be wrong…” (15:42): “Man, I do…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “I had 2 salty dogs before the show…”/ #markthetime / “He just rips peoples faces apart…”/ “Sounds like the #JohnWick of #UFCFighters…”/ #asstech? or #Aztec? / “Saw the new #SalemsLot remake…”/ “Oh, I’ve been #earreading and now I’m on #NothingButAGoodTime …”/ #hairmetal #eightieshairmetalstory / “That was a pretty good #ZakkWylde impression…”/ “You know what’s weird, dude?” / #battleaxeASMR / “Mopple the Hoot…”/ “They keep getting told they’re dinosaur music…”/ #MTV / “That was their viral, in the old days…”/ #wellplayyourshittah / #DreamTheater ***New Album: #Parasomnia in Feb. 2025!!!*** / #AMillionViewsInOneDay NIGHT TERROR / “It’s very Slayer…”/ “It’s metal porn…”/ “Nah, they’ve got some hooks, dude…”/ “Back to the cheesy book I’m reading…”/ “Let me guess, named for #cocaine?”/ “I’ll out-guitar you, bro…I can sweep faster than you…”/ “Did you ever hear that story?” / “We should be saving this gold for #TheChronicles …I kinda thought Bill wanted to do a #KISS #InsideTheMetal …” (31:31): #TheDocket / “O

Oct 24, 20242h 4m

Ep 271#270 GHOST - INSIDE THE METAL

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“They’re the Toto of metal…” In keeping with the Halloween centric theme of October, obviously we’ve got to talk about “devil music”, and what better band to represent “the devil stuff” than GHOST, who’s not at all bashful about their utilization of Satan for inspiration. Imagine the mysteriousness of Blue Oyster Cult, but “kinda more metal, and sorta satanic a little bit”. While not overtly hateful or evil per se (as far as “devil music” goes), there is certainly a dark, otherworldly, and strangely hypnotic aesthetic to GHOST. With music containing powerful melodies & catchy hooks and lyrics incorporating a liberal infusion of “the devil stuff” (not to mention the eerie imagery, including a satanic pope and several Nameless Ghouls), listeners may experience a “flavor clash” from the resulting sonic incongruity as the music of GHOST is “kinda happyish but their lyrics are the exact opposite.” Before engaging in anything remotely fun (especially if it includes a third wheel), be sure “the math is right” ahead of time and remember that the formula is “half your age plus 7” (either way). Go ahead and crack open a can of “coconut key lime pie” and understand that even though we may have to “Ixnay on the Its-tay”, realize that Baphomet definitely has some “strong C’s” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with the mysteriously mesmerizing sounds of Linkoping, Sweden’s GHOST. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I felt kinda weird…”/ “ANYBODY could be a bass player…”/ “Ed and Lorraine Warren…”/ “All bitches do that…I don’t know why bitches do that…bitches are confusing…”/ #genreverse / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #OlanMillsDay / #GrindEspressoShot (“From bean to bar…”) / “The man in the canoe?”/ #sittingontheirW / “I’ve never been around that man and NOT laughed my balls off…”/ #tobefair / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “You did that like a bass player…”/ #whatshistits / #boobee / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #Beetlejuice #OutOfOrder #fivepercentABV #RareBrewing / “An ass full of shit?”/ “That looks like an alien came in a can…”/ #TheVerdict / “It’s a coconut key lime pie…”/ “It’s a dessert beer…” (10:05): “Hold on a second…”/ “You don’t hear that very much anymore…”/ “They’re very confusing…but they have #theentertainmentcenter …”/ “Would you not!?”/ “I gotta say this, right now…”/ #morange / “She’s a lovely and talented person…”/ “You take something so pretty…”/ PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! / ***Come JOIN US on #ThePatreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #seventiespornasshole / “They might…”/ “The first time I experienced a #themthey moment…”/ #Constantine / “It is a them/they…”/ “Baphomet’s got tits and a cock…”/ “Those are strong C’s…those look like 18 year old, perky…”/ “Ix-nay on the its-tay…”/ #spankbank #harddrive / “Then it would be creepy, yes…”/ “It’s about to get worse…”/ #AgeOfConsent is super weird / “Skating rink!?”/ “Either it’s legal or its not…”/ “We don’t need that kinda push…”/ “You take half your age and add 7…that’s okay…”/ #onmicburpASMR / “Okay, what about the other way? Half your age plus 7…the ‘OTHER’ way…?”/ “She’s probably blind…at that age…you could pay somebody…” / #callback / “You’re a genius dude…you should do comedy…” (22:51): “Okay, so it’s not that great of a story…”/ “I feel like you guys hate on #Deftones…”/ “There’s this smokin’ hot chick…”/ “She tells my wife…”/ “Apparently the girl went into detail…”/ “Can I tag on?” / “The math’s wrong…”/ “You’re normally not invited to something like that…”/ #standupcomedyASMR / “I’ve got a save as version…I’m wearing the mask, so it’s fine…” (29:40): HIT US UP on the #socialmedia at #instagram and #facebook and #youtube (and also, now on #TikTok) and email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #voicemailsegment / #godbelow regarding #Patreon and the #Godsmack episode / “Holy shit, dude, he just showed me a picture…”/ “It might be worth rolling the dice…for that…”/ #LMAO / “I recognize this number…”/ “We got one more…”/ #pissingpostASMR / “I like it when you guys get political…”/ #TheTriangle aka #ThePoliticalPentagram / #unredacted / “All you’re doing is changing the name, right?” (35:42): “Do we have a docket?” / #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: GHOST / “Is it this?” / #RayParkerJr #Ghostbusters / “Welcome to 80’s Nerdery…”/ “I don

Oct 17, 20241h 36m

Ep 270#269 - HALLOWEEN 2024 SUPER SPECIAL

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Upon descending deep down into the dank, cavernous darkness of the Bunkerpoon Dungeon, there’s a mysterious change in atmosphere that instantly transforms the entire month of October into Halloween, with all of the usual suspects present and accounted for: witches and wizards, ghosts and goblins, vampires, werewolves, reapers, reptiles, and even a little bit of good natured “Halloween themed psychic fisting” thrown in for good measure to make everything as authentically creepy as possible. Halloween season conjures thoughts of misty mornings, the enjoyment of fresh greenery, and visions of vast landscapes filled with leafless, haunted trees towering high above a multicolored blanket of fallen, lifeless leaves. In addition, the Halloween season helped trigger numerous discussions regarding the creepiest songs from the greatest bands throughout the entirety of the metal spectrum as well as some thoughtful “vampire adjacent” meal prep for when Vlad just wants to get out of the city and go camping in the woods for the weekend. Get ready to “put on a Russ mask and take one for the team” and prepare to behold some spooky on-mic burps that made the cut along with a hefty portion of “bone-in” comedy gold resulting in the enjoyment of “roast beef sandwiches on the beach”. Discover “the ultimate vampire song”, break out that good “adult” Halloween candy (the kind that Trick or Treaters will NEVER be fortunate enough to receive), and be sure to pay homage to “Macho Pichu” before you JOIN US for our 2-hour HALLOWEEN 2024 SUPER SPECIAL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Yeah, keep that door open…”/ #idontfeelverygood / “Do you think it’s possible…to get blown out of proportion?” / #listentothatASMR / #vagmouth / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “We did that a LOT on that last episode…” / #metalnerderyanime / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE DIGITAL BUNKERPOON!!!*** / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “It’s very comic book-ish…”/ #MasonAleworks #SevenPointOneABV #NightmareFuel #TheVerdict / “It’s got the…new carpet aroma…”/ ***You can see the #albumcover of the beer if you go to the website at metalnerdery.com ***/ #revoongepoon / “I’m probably gonna do #SoberOctober and possibly beyond…we’ll see.”/ #kettlebells / “That’s just holding on to big balls with handles…”/ #Frasian (7:07): ***IF YOU WANT TO SKIP THE NONSENSE AND GET TO THE DOCKET, JUST GO FIND #THEDOCKET *** / PATREON SHOUT OUT!!! (***You can join us on #patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast ***) / “He was the first caller…” / “Selling off their balls and their ass and their arms…”/ #lawnseats / “It sounded Frasian…”/ “I just need a hole…my hand is not enough…”/ #RussellsReflectionsAfterDarkASMR / “All of a sudden, I got a tit…”/ #nicetits #whatshistits / “Nice breasts…”/ “And yours aren’t bad either, dude…”/ #upperbodynudity / #correspondencees ***COME JOIN US ON THE SOCIALS AT #INSTAGRAM AND #FACEBOOK AND #YOUTUBE AND EMAIL US AT [email protected] AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #voicemailsegment #BobFromOhio #onmicburpASMR / “We get a tit, now we get a but…”/ “She might have been influenced by Steve Vai’s tits a little…” / #whatshertits / “We’ve got one more…”/ #Trip6 #BonJohnson and the translation…/ #CantBeLoudEnough (22:32): “Speak your name…”/ “Can you imagine what it smelled like down there?” / #youmakeamovie / #CantBeRoudEnough / #RussellsReflectionsBobsBurgersEditionASMR / “I don’t even think he says #OMG …”/ “When they loved him…before he was President…”/ “Is he Frasian?” / “I already fucked ‘em on Yelp…”/ “You got the giant bone…it was THAT thick…and THAT big…it said ‘bone in’…we’re eating roast beef the rest of the week…”/ #droppingbars #comedygoldASMR / “It was 3 ½ inches thick…”/ #RussellsReflectionsVacationEditionASMR #SeaScreamer / “Yeah, they complained, we can’t do that anymore…” (33:37): “Shall we get into a docket of sorts?” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: HALLOWEEN 2024 / “I felt bad…I was gonna suggest that…”/ #letsfist / #psychicfisting / “It’s marked…”/ #Metallica – OF WOLF AND MAN (Metallica (The Black Album) – 1991) / “I never knew what he was saying there…”/ “Can you fast forward…to that creepy middle part?” / “Let the record show…one of the few moments of double bass on this album…”/ #onmicburpASMR / #werewolves / “I found something yesterday that was real

Oct 10, 20242h 2m

Ep 269#268 STONER DOOM METAL VOL. 7: THE SEARCH FOR DOOM

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“It’s all the same…only the names will change…” Sometimes, just like with “identical” twins, identifying the differences between subgenres can be difficult. Sure, they may seem the same, but there are subtle differences between the two that make them unique as individuals. Similarly, as with the “speed metal vs thrash metal” debate which has persisted since the 80’s, so continues the everlasting debate between Stoner and Doom metal: Are they the same? Or are they different? And if they ARE different, then WHAT is the difference? In short, both Stoner AND Doom metal trace the source of each of its respective origins back to Black Sabbath, with each possessing an arsenal of crushing riffs, tuned down guitars, and slow, heavy, trudging tempos. But if there were a single distinction to draw the line between these two subgenres, then that line has to be within the lyrical subject matter, as shown by the following logic*: IF drug references, THEN stoner metal. IF not, THEN doom metal. Prepare yourself for an onslaught of Nerdery off shoots, including the forthcoming (as yet to be started) “Angry Matt” podcast, prepare for our upcoming “Bon Jovi album dive”, stick around for our sandwich segment on “Sandwich Nerdery”, including a rant-filled accusation against a former sandwich giant who was wrongly accused of wreaking gastrointestinal havoc with their “muffalotta” and JOIN US as we attempt to get to the heart of the matter at hand with STONER DOOM METAL VOL. 7: THE SEARCH FOR DOOM *While we’re well aware that this is not an exact science and our logic may seem a tad “dirty sloppy”, it’s the best we could do given the circumstances. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I don’t know if I could do the #meatsuit…”/ #Rawbanger sounds cool…/ #RussellsReflectionsHorrorMovieASMR #Longlegs / “That doesn’t even look like him…”/ “My didn’t talk like that…”/ “WTF does feet have to do with #buttcancer?” / #lookitup / “If I could do that, I could do yoga…”/ “That means it sucks…”/ “Axe in the back…”/ “I can’t watch #thetrailer…”/ “Are there any more funny movies being made?”/ “You can taste the alcohol in it, that’s all…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE, GO FIND #THEDOCKET…*** / “It would have been a perfect time to #markthetime…”/ #LGFT #TankDog #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “World has too many #probrems … open #Winder…”/ #outofcontext / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN CRYSTAL CLEAR BLURRY TECHNICOLOR…*** / #pictureday / #NewRealmBrewery #TheVerdict #HazyImperialIPA / “You know what a 96 is?” / “The dumbest sex position in the history of sex…”/ #snooch / “It’s not the right angle…”/ #PornoNerdery #CountryNerdery #RapNerdery #FoodNerdery #FoodPornoNerdery (12:50): “I wanna say this…#Publix has some good subs.”/ #RussellsReflectionsDeliDangerASMR / #JerseyMikes / “WTF happened to #Quiznos…?”/ “I exploded out of both ends…”/ “I wished the toilet had handles…”/ #LMFAOASMR / “Every restaurant has its own aroma…”/ “What about #Schlotzskys?” / “OMG, I just totally fucked up!” / #SorryQuiznos / “It was the #Muffalotta…”/ #SandwichNerdery / “Time stamp this…”/ #vomitdrawer / “Have we talked about this for 20 minutes at least?” / “Okay, quick vomit question…”/ #weirdtinglies / “Quarterly, at least…”/ “It’s not a good tingle…it’s not like a #heattingle …”/ “You’ve GOTTA take it there…”/ “Hand over mouth…and then you accidentally swallow a little bit…”/ #talesofvomitusASMR (22:31): “How about #correspondencees…?” / “So going forward…”/ “Dude, we need to do a #BulletBoys episode…”/ ***COME JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #PatreonShoutout / “For less than the price of a pack of cigarettes…”/ #BunkerpoonAfterDark / #impromptu / ***You can email us at [email protected] AND on the #socialmedia at #Facebook and #Instagram and #YouTube AND YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment #BigMac #EmptyPromises #EmberingEffigy / “It’s EMPTY promises…”/ “Oh, I’m sorry…#BramStroker…”/ “It’s all the same…only the name will change…”/ #BonJoviAlbumDive / “Always late to the party…”/ #standuphostility / “You could have your own podcast…you COULD get laid…that would help…”/ #AngryMattPodcast / “I’ll sit in here and listen to that…”/ “Oh it would blow past us…”/ #daretodream (30:28): “You got any reflec

Oct 3, 20241h 35m

Ep 268#267 - Alice Cooper Rob Zombie and Shock Rock

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“That’s NOT how you eat a chili dog…” The allure of SHOCK ROCK is, has been, and always will be the LIVE component of it; being at the show and viscerally experiencing all of the sights and sounds, in the flesh and in the moment. While many artists do also have lyrical subject matter which might make them eligible for placement in the SHOCK ROCK subgenre (see also “devil stuff”), the primary component to ensure proper “shock rock” cred is the LIVE concert experience, the actual SHOW! Whether it’s spitting blood, breathing fire, or doing an onstage duet with a boa constrictor, the key to really selling (and properly enjoying) SHOCK ROCK is the actual concert experience itself (because THAT is what sells records…or used to anyway). And what better and more convenient way to illustrate this point than with a brief concert review of the ALICE COOPER/ROB ZOMBIE show that recently came through Atlanta on “Friday The 13th Eve” during the Freaks On Parade tour stop. Just remember, “you gotta question, we’ve gotta answer for you”, because we’re like “The Alex Jones of Metal” which means that this show is extremely “professional done”. Fix yourself a “duck sandwich” and prepare for some unexpected (and “unredacted”) Triangle outtakes along with some unbelievably stunning “suddenly science” factoids that you won’t want to miss when you JOIN US as we enjoy Russell’s Reflections (Concert Edition) regarding the ALICE COOPER/ROB ZOMBIE co-headlining show and dig into the unsettling, off-putting, and spine-tingling nature of SHOCK ROCK. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Nicely…” / “I wasn’t ready when Bill pushed the button and then I started talkin’…”/ #harddicksandairplanes / “By we, I mean me…”/ “Like a romance novel hammer?” / #harlequin / “Did you spit in that? Did you come in that?” / #extraflavor #markthetime (“Is that the peanut butter?”) / “I did take care of the #undercarriage today…”/ #tobefair / “I think we did the best #Manscaped commercials…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Maybe like a sandy one…” / #worldhastoomanyprobrems / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Cloudy but crystal infused…”/ #vinylhifi #BlackSabbath #FisherSpeakers / “Quality lasts forever…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / “I saw it, I had to buy it…”/ #hardmountaindew #fivepointzeropercentABV #GreenRebel #TheVerdict / “It tastes like a #MountainDewZero …or #DietMountainDew …”/ #heartburn vs #headache / “It’s probably got #cancer in it…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #AliceCooper and #RobZombie / “I don’t know if it was a reduction or an addition…one of those kinds of surgeries…”/ “Thank you for wearing the #MetalNerderyPodcastHoodie at the show…”/ #onmicburpASMR / “He’s a good mechanic dude…”/ #magicshow / “That was with #IronMaiden…that was with #JudasPriest …”/ #RussellsReflectionsConcertEditionASMR / “How did the crowd react to him?” / “It’d be like #KISS opening for #Poison …” / #thatmakesmoresense / “It was everything I wanted to see…”/ “How old is he?” (10:21): “Do we have any correspondencees?” / #queshion #oriental / “That’s the best!”/ ***You can check us out on the #socialmedia at #metalnerderypodcast OR you can join us on the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast OR you can email us at [email protected] *** / #PatreonShoutOuts / “Last night AND tonight…”/ #EmberingEffigy #YonderwaysFestival / “Okay, NOW can I do it?” / ***IF YOU WANNA GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU CAN DO SO AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #VoicemailSegment #WhoAreYou / “Let me do that again…”/ #djentleman #pissingpostASMR / “They’re like…they’re almost like #gushers…”/ #professionalsquirters / “And we have another #voicemail…”/ #FD&CYellowNumberFive / “That’ll be the #hairmetal band…”/ #EmberingEffigyASMR #AllHailTheMightyDale / “That’s mostly #poonmaintenance though if you think about it…”/ “Next time…we won’t commit to anything…”/ “Your hair looks #totally80s …”/ #wings / “Like you’re about to go fight Biff in the parking lot…”/ “He’s still got hair!”/ “No you’re not dude, it slims…”/ “Don’t say that, dude…because now I’ve gotta imagine you sucking on a chili dog outside the #TastyFreeze …that’s not how you eat a #chilidog…” (19:04): “Back to the concert…”/ “What was the theme?”/ “You know dude, #KISS has done that forever…you have a defined show…that’s what people go to see.” / #nitastraussishotASMR / #professi

Sep 26, 20241h 23m

Ep 267#266 - CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH VOL. III

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It’s time to learn about the healthiest, most productive way to release “all of your aggressions” fueled by “road rage” and crank the volume all the way up to LOUD to indulge in metal that comes shrink wrapped “pre-LOUD” from the factory. Remember that sometimes “it’s a little gamey and a little tangy” which is why it’s always a good idea to “dip ‘em in the egg wash” first. Find out what it means to “dig some schnitzel” and why the strategic ambiguity of “vaguebooking” is extremely off-putting, irresponsible, exhausting, and frankly, tiresome. Grab a bag of some “salt & vinegar barbecue chips” and JOIN US (along with “Bon Johnson”) as we indulge in all things “ridiculous AND hilarious” and prepare for a “bigger, longer, girthier” episode of CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH as we “finish to completion” (on the Patreon) with CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH, VOL. III. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “You’ve gotta have wings down there to do that…”/ #boxflaps / “It’s ridiculous AND hilarious…”/ “If they were big enough, they could use that to fly…” / #squirrelsuit / “There’s that word again…”/ #coozeASMR / “My favorite line of that show…”/ #TheSopranos / “In here your mother’s got no rights…”/ #vaginawings / “You can’t practice…”/ “If I was…terminal…I’m doing all that…”/ “I’m not gonna mention names…”/ “’Bout to get our fuck on!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #toomanyprobrems / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #CityGatePeanutButterWhiskey / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN HI-FI TECHNICOLOR SURROUND SOUND QUADROPHONIC STEREO!!!*** / “You can’t be too proud…” (05:45): #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfortsBrewingCompany #OctoberfestBier #sixpointzeropercentABV / “It’s tasty…”/ “I could dig some #schnitzel right now…”/ #eggwash #dicksomeschnitzel / “I dip them in the egg wash…”/ “I think we do not…”/ ***You can email us at [email protected] or leave us a voicemail at 980-666-8182 or check us out on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / *** / “There was a vice president named after a blowjob…”/ #beej / “I think it was the fence behind the #grassyknoll …”/ “I just wanna put that out there…”/ “It’s a band…”/ #vaguebooking / “It’s attention grabbing…”/ “And they’re NEVER hot…”/ “It’s like covert #attentionwhoredom …”/ #educational (11:11): ***PATREON SHOUT OUT*** / “He’s getting laid so much…”/ #poonmagnet #metalnerderymerch / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #HorrorMovieSeason / “October’s just not long enough…”/ “We started off last night with a real #shitstain …”/ #BloodAndHoney / “Yah…seriously…” / #seriously / #scrollingwords / “He’s dead, nobody cares…”/ “You just can’t do that anymore…” / #onemotherfucker / “That’s how I count to three, I do…”/ #MouseTrap / “Not quality pizza…”/ “The hot ones were the sluts…”/ “You’ve gotta show ‘em getting wrecked…”/ #TheWinderIncident #shoolschooting / “When we were kids, there were fights…”/ “At my school…it was the Fina arena…#afterschool…”/ #putupyourdukes / “I got into a brawl…and then I got threatened with…”/ #gangbangers #locallysourcedterrorism / “Whatever happened to just going home and…jerking off all of your aggressions?”/ #roadrageASMR / “I don’t follow through with it…”/ “I’ve been unburdened by what has been…”/ “Oh, but that movie sucked…”/ “That’s proof that your dreams can come true, too…”/ “I think I need to make a movie…because I don’t think #comedy is for me…”/ “You’re a dark motherfucker…”/ “For like 10 minutes I just did that…”/ “I was wondering where you’d been…” / “More offensive…or just dumb?” / “Weird or dumb?” / #nakedlunch #WilliamSBurroughs #PeterWeller / “Oh it’s a #Cronenburg movie…”/ #HunterSThompson / “Now I’ve gotta find it, sorry…”/ #WhereTheBuffaloRoam / “They’re all over #Publix …”/ #geese / “Just walking around…” / “For real?” / “You’ll eat when I’m tired…”/ “They honk…”/ “It was just so long ago you forgot…” / #whatshertits (29:34): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: CAN’T BE LOUD ENOUGH (#CBLE) – VOL. III / “Everybody must listen to what I’m playing…”/ “Mine was never loud enough to bother people that much…”/ #shittybassASMR / “Just the permanent teachers…no substitutes…”/ “You always had the system…”/ #PoonWagon / “Like #Footloose…THAT is what you want!”/ We each made a list of songs that #CantBeLoudEnough …/ “When you listen to it, so do your neighbors…”/ #OzzyOsbourne OVER THE MOUNTAIN / “That was 8 mil

Sep 19, 20241h 46m

Ep 266#265 SLAYER GOD HATES US ALL Album Review

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For most SLAYER fans, Tuesday, September 11, 2001, began as every other new music release day would: we all anxiously anticipated stopping by the record store after work to pick up a copy of their brand-new album, GOD HATES US ALL. Words cannot describe the eerily psychotic synchronicity that seemingly linked the atrocities of that day with the timing of the release of SLAYER’s 9th studio album. Still, after twenty-three years (and counting), one thing remains unchanged: GOD HATES US ALL may have been the lone moment of redemption during America’s darkest hour, chock full of brutally scorching riffs, hostile vocal vitriol, and a creepier sonic signature that makes this one of the landmark albums of the band’s career. Get ready to experience “Dumb and Dumber: The Box Set” and keep in mind that “the mind of a psychopath is different than ours”. Prepare to revisit the weirdness of the “sour cream vs mayonnaise paradox”, brace yourself for the answer to “is it chunky or is it crunchy?”, remember that “pizza dreams are the same as fever dreams” and understand that “Bram Stroker” is a much different dude than “Bram Stoker” when you JOIN US for a dive into the sonic devastation that SLAYER fans worldwide “will never forget”: GOD HATES US ALL. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast More SLAYER Episodes https://www.metalnerdery.com/slayer Show Notes: (00:01): “It’s like #tonguetiponly …”/ “Oh my God…”/ #sweetlittlememe / “But that guy…he fucked EVERYTHING up…”/ “It’s like #DumbAndDumberTheBoxSet …”/ “It’ll be the day after…”/ “We’re time lords, we can do whatever we want…”/ #schoolshootingASMR / “Investigated by the FBI…a YEAR ago…”/ “There’s been like 40 already this year…”/ “That’s why they need to arm the teachers…”/ #schoolpoliceforce / #tobefair / “Usually they blow their own brains out…”/ #LikeFatherLikeSon / #themindofapsychopath / “I might be in trouble…”/ “That’s not how I was expecting that to go…”/ #deadface #MKUltra / “You know there’s something in the food…there’s something in the air…”/ “Not #cumtrails …”/ “My dick’s never been cleaner…”/ #dadoftheyear / #allegedly / “Maybe we should pour things up…”/ #threemilkpussyASMR #tresleches #creampiecake / #bannedbandbandana / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s gotta be a big dog though…you don’t want a Pomeranian…”/ “The world has too many #probrems…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN SUPER HI-FI TECHNICOLOR!!!*** / #shadesofshame / #noshame / “You know…the moment you fucked up?” / #tacobellvomitusASMR / #JackDanielsAndPizza / “It was after that show…when I touched the AIDS rail…”/ “Mines only 4…”/ #markthetime / Mayonnaise vs Sour Cream #HeadToHeadDeathMatch / “Those are words that don’t go together…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #coffee #RebelHardCoffee #TwelveFive (or #Twelve5) / #CityGateSpiritsPeanutButterWhisky / “A quarter of a fucking century…and we DID IT this morning!” / #happyanniversary / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE nonsense, go to #thedocket >>>*** / (14:05): #PatreonShoutOut ***Go check us out on patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #Yonderways #EmberingEffigy / “Eulogy…Effigy is like…like at #BohemianGrove or #BurningMan…”/ #spareribbikinis / “You can take a bite if you want to…”/ “That’s that preacher dude…the weird one…”/ #demoneyes / “The old school Lord was more Tarentino…”/ BROKEN PROMISES / “Are those deer horns?” #antlerish #animalmurderers / “We wouldn’t have sandwiches…or steaks…or chicken tenders…”/ #KennethCopeland / “Oh My God, he’d eat your soul, dude…”/ ***You can get in touch with us via email at [email protected] or check us out on #Instagram or #Facebook or #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast or you can GIVE US A call and leave us a voicemail AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou #KenFromConnecticut / “Trendkill…”/ #dood / “Oh wait, do we have others? Are you sure? It’s only been two weeks since we recorded…but we played ‘em (NOTE: not sure that we did)” / #MrPB&J #WhatsItCalled? / “What’s each of yours’ favorite recent thrash album?” / “Is it chunky or is it crunchy?” (26:05): “Do you need to reflect first?” / “Everybody got #AIDS at the same time…#fullblown…”/ #mysterysick / “I take shots of #NyQuil and go to bed…”/ “I got up to 102…”/ “I got a little bit cringey…” / #buttheadface / “and again, I tested negative…”/ “You only have #feverdreams when you have a fever…”/ “What’s a fever dream?”/ “You’re trying to so

Sep 12, 20241h 36m

Ep 265#264 TITLE TRACKS

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“I’m just letting you know; I was holding back…it may get worse…” TITLE TRACKS are not always the ultra-obvious, one trick pony they’d seem to be. Sometimes it IS ultra-obvious and is smack dab in the middle of the chorus where it belongs, sometimes only one of the words might be included in the chorus, and still other times “the chorus is not explicitly mentioned” anywhere within the title track at all. As you can tell, the rules regarding TITLE TRACKS are often “unburdened by what has been” particularly when factoring in all the confusing rules and conditions that seem to be a part of the burdensome phenomenon known as TITLE TRACKS. But while everything that preceded this sentence may not make any logical sense to a logical person with a logically functioning mind, it’s nothing that we can’t power through and figure out by working together. Get ready for a “spicy release” and prepare for “a little heat tingle…from the backside” when you JOIN US in a collective assessment of “what can be” with Metal TITLE TRACKS. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Speaking of which…” / “Three or four coats…”/ #giveup #stop / “I am so good at that…”/ “I’m a master at my craft…”/ “…like you’re having an affair…”/ “I can’t dry handy jack like you can, dude…”/ #bressyou / “Isn’t #COVID #trending again?”/ “She’s a pessimist?” / “The seasoning guy? Earnhart?” / #TypeONegative / #AwwwwMannnn / #TypeOThirty / “It’s got #KillAllTheWhitePeople on it…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvivsed *** / “Don’t forget about #tiresome ….”/ “World has…#toomanyprobrems…”/ “Uh oh…”/ #whoops / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “At 1:11 p.m. man, just saying words…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “Don’t do that…you’ll miss all the fun stuff…”/ “appetizers can sometimes be better than the meal…”/ “Sometimes it’s a fucking trainwreck…”/ “You know all those people are dead…”/ “They’re probably gonna be voting this year…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #VoodooRanger #AtomicPumpkin (“Why can’t this be vag?”) / #spicyrelease / “Oh boy, oh jeez…”/ “There’s some #backendheat there… a little #tinglebackthere …a little #heattingle…”/ #hotwingsASMR #downthere / “Just fingerblast her with some yogurt…”/ “That’s my favorite…”/ #threemilkpussy / #neveradullmoment / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #Tubing #HelenGeorgia #AlpineVillage / “Olga with their tits out, but not really…”/ “You’ve gotta hammer the meat…” / #schnitzelASMR / “You put a little lemon juice on it…”/ “She’s a lotta fun…but she’s also…a lot…”/ “Did you ever work at a restaurant?” / “It sounds like her poon is probably awesome…”/ “This is gonna be a little bit of a long story…”/ “The traffic guy on #99x …”/ “It smells like a skunk got run over in the street…”/ “You think he’s packing maximum sausage?” / “That’s the first thing you go to?” / “I’m trying to tighten it up…”/ #TheShining / #theworldsbiggesttits / “He’s got a giant personality…”/ “Don’t put him on blast…”/ “Pretty and attractive…and funny as shit…” / #oilandwater (24:24): “I was giving you an example of personality…”/ #Mondays #smokybar #Hopsecutioner / “I’ve gotta say…I did try a #CaptainAndDrPepper …”/ “we have a voicemail, but IN the voicemail, it says…” / #correspondance #metalnerderypodcast at #youtube at #facebook at #instagram email us at [email protected] or GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** “Like play it backwards…”/ #RMSAsunioj / #DocketThirty / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TITLE TRACKS!!! / “This is gonna be volume one of God knows how many…”/ “If you had to pick one from #IronMaiden …?” / “Is that kinda like a quasi-title track a little bit?” / “also a statement, NOT a question…”/ “Nowhere in that motherfucking song, does he say…”/ “He’s only got 20 free minutes left in his day…”/ “That was the UHF not the VHF…”/ #DefendersOfTheFaith / “He was born before music!” / “If I’m being honest…or fair…#LiveAfterDeathVersion is better…”/ #IronMaiden POWERSLAVE #ScreamForMeLongBeach / #alltimealbums / “How about a little #ScreamBloodyGore by #Death ???” / #Death SCREAM BLOODY GORE (40:10): “those guys…were more into the extreme stuff…”/ “Did you?” / “Slayer…this one’s difficult…”/ “Raining Blood or Hell Awaits?” / “I remember, I was about to go to sleep…”/ “Is that pretty close?” / “That is a good one…”/ #Slayer HELL AWAITS (“Seasons is not an album, but Sho

Sep 5, 20241h 39m

Ep 264#263 NWOOSTM Vol. IV: THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC

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“You can take something so pretty and make it so ugly…” It’s been a while since we discussed any NWOOSTM, so we figured we’d check out one of the NWOOSTM playlist recommendations from “Mr. PB&J” himself. (NOTE: that’s New Wave Of Old School Thrash Metal in case you’re not into acronyms). THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC (which you can find on Amazon music), has a wide variety of NWOOSTM bands with newer, old school, classic thrash sounds. Discover the height of intimacy involved when you “finish each other’s sandwiches” and understand the deeper and darker implications of owning a “Member’s Only”. Behold as we reveal the true identity of “Mr. Growley”, get ready to “feel the joy” from deep within the Bunkerpoon Industrial Complex headquartered in beautiful, metropolitan, “Ballsack, Georgia” and JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE PLAYLIST with NWOOSTM Vol. IV: THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “And there it is…”/ #MetalThrashingMadness / “It’s not on there, it’s on #MTVLive …”/ #fifteenandpregnant / “do you refer to those girls as double wides or single wides?” / #fromtheback #haveagoodaugust / “Which means, if we’re gonna do the #Deathmatch thing…we should do that next time…”/ “Who wants the Black?” / “I can’t hear you say Zombie without thinking about…”/ “Quit clapping you evil bastard!”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “World has too many probrems…”/ #MrGrowly / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Beautiful, downtown, #ballsack …”/ #talkinoverthecoughin / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / #fakefall #indiansummer #Oktoberfest #MondayNightBrewery #fourpointzeropercentABV #daydrinkingbeer / “It has pretzels on it…”/ “If you go back and start at the beginning…but once they get their stride…”/ #OMGASMR / “That’s the way my #Trump sounds the best…”/ “It’s no more unhinged than saying that he…”/ #JoyAndVibesASMR / “That’s code for…”/ “Everybody thinks that he’s this evil monster…and they don’t even know WHY they think he’s an evil monster…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “Wait, so that’s the mascot? What happened to #ChiefKnockAHoma?” / #AmericanAmerican #NativeAmerican / “He liked the #firewater…”/ “They don’t care but their kids and their kids’ kids…THEY care.”/ #safespaceASMR / “Eventually, it’s gotta end…”/ #CivilWarASMR #WWIIIASMR / “If it does come…I’m not gonna be at a playground…”/ (12:38): “We need to have a #Patreon jingle…”/ #PatreonShoutOut / ***COME JOIN US AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / “This is turning into a thing, man…”/ “I’ve gotta get a mistress first…”/ “You could try…”/ “You give diamonds they give vagina…I’ve been told”/ “Speaking of #yachts …”/ #jazzhands / #YachtSandman #YachtRachck / “I feel like it’s 1982 all over again…”/ “That dude did look like Kirk Windstein…with a shorter beard…and a much better tan.”/ ***YOU CAN HIT US UP ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA AT #FACEBOOK OR #INSTAGRAM OR #YOUTUBE OR EMAIL US AT [email protected] OR SEND US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / “Do you know?” / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / “It was kinda cool that we published 2 episodes…”/ “She takes it…literally.” / “I can’t hear his name without that…theme music.” #JohnCena / “Knives and…thunderstorms?” / “After the government takes their share, it’s probably $100K…”/ “He loved puppies…and his wife…and his car…”/ #allegedly #loosely / “I really think we should…” / SHIT-TAH!!! / #DjhuntsAndKhunts / #Doomsicle & #MetalNerderyPodcast present to you THE WIZARD (as originally performed by the mighty #BlackSabbath) / “Mine doesn’t move that fast…”/ “Not bad for a few old geezers…”/ “It may be small…but it’s mighty.”/ “That boom you did…” (30:45): #TheDocket / “So Mr. PB&J sent us a playlist…”/ METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: NWOOSTM VOLUME 4 – THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC (INSIDE THE PLAYLIST) / #NWOOSTMASMR #NewWaveOfOldSchoolThrashMetal (***Go check out the #playlist on #Amazon ***) / #BondedByBlood IMMORTAL LIFE #allthecokelines / “That’s nasty…”/ “I think I saw them…I think they opened for #Forbidden and #Overkill back in 2010…”/ #Evile THRASHER / “It’s got all the ingredients…”/ #MunicipalWaste (all but ONE of the cokelines…”it just needs a little bump…”) / #cokelinealgorithm / “Hello, this is…David…”/ THE ART OF PARTYING / “It’s like high school… / #youwillbepleased / “Drowning Pool?” / “#Powertrip?” / #bolth / #Dekapitator DEATHSTRIKE COMMAND / “That mix is meaty

Aug 29, 20241h 24m

Ep 263#262 IRON MAIDEN SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON - Album Dive

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“If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell…” You’ve heard of movies based on books, but what about albums based on books? IRON MAIDEN’s seventh studio album, SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON, released on April 11, 1988, is inspired by Orson Scott Card’s 1987 novel “Seventh Son” and is their first official “keyboard” album, confirming IRON MAIDEN’s progressive metal mastery as one of the finest progressive metal albums of all time. Get ready to take on an army of “Roided up Roos” who are “boxing the trees” and always remember the following: “there’s no such thing as bad publicity”, “you can’t push a rope” and the odds of 2 different people asking the exact same question within a day or two is not just some “random coincidence”. Understand why “Steve Harris with distortion” is almost as weird as “Slayer with keyboards”, find out “who’s the outfielder?”, discover the secret code behind “French Toast and Waffle Dust”, and tell all the Trans-Ams and Transformers you know that “I measure from my middle back” before you JOIN US for a dive into “the heart of prog Maiden” with IRON MAIDEN’s progressive metal magnum opus, SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON. IRON MAIDEN on the InterWebs http://ironmaiden.com/ Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Buuuuuhhhhhhtttttt…” / #WTFHappenedASMR / “Technical Ecstasy and Never Say Die…” / #BlackSabbathReflectionsASMR / “Which is ‘code’ for drugs…” / #notourbill / #constantly (“We already know what we think about blackouts…”) / #completelymiss / “There’s no way…”/ “You can’t push a rope, honey…”/ #youcantpusharope / “It’s hard…it’s not…that’s why it’s hard…”/ “It’s all night and I’m never gonna finish…”/ #sorrybabe / #hiddentrackepisodes / #hiddentrackcast #hiddentrackpodcast / “We have nothing but #Docket today…” (03:13): “We’re making up for #DryJuly because #MoistAugust is gonna be…” / #CFA #ChikFilAPostMealWrapUp / “It’s blessed, man…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #motherfucker #NickoMcBrainASMR / “It’d be weird…you are now.” / “I feel a little dirty…”/ #wholehand / “Put your hand out like that…”/ #iclosedaroundit / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST WITH ALL OF THE DELICIOUS AND APPLICABLE ANESTHESIA!!!*** / “You were wet during July and I was not…”/ #thinkaboutthis / “We should do another…” / #Chronicles #GlovesOfShame (“I didn’t say #KISS, I said #GlovesOfShame …”) / “Were they #GNR before #GNR?” / “People with #poons …” / #MetalHealthASMR / #PictureDiscReflectionsASMR / “You ever take a pitcher of a pitcher?” / #bassplayerASMR / #pitcherdisc / “Yes you do…”/ “The creepiest thing about #DiaryOfAMadman (the #albumcover)?” / #hulk #bookofspells #saintpetrinecross (“That probably f**cked some people up!”) / “You’ve gotta read it with your ears…”/ ***Go check out “I AM OZZY”, Ozzy Osbourne’s hilariously profound autobiography!!!*** Go read with your ears, your eyes, and your mind! ***/ NOTE: Two bottles…of Hennessy!? / #thepressLOVEyou / “Maybe, I dunno…” (13:13): “No lube, no warm up, no reflections…it’s okay…” / #seepreviousepisode / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: SEVENTH SON OF A SEVENTH SON / “It was our #StAngerEpisode it was fine…”/ #doit / “I’m sure that’s what people say about…”/ #itwasourgarbagecan / #BruceMaiden / “Not to be confused with the #lastinline …” / #TopThreeIronMaidenAlbums #OldSchoolMetalNerderyPodcast / “It depends on what we’re calling prog…”/ “You weren’t, this was #PreRussell …”/ #conceptalbum #progressivemetal #progmetal / “It’s almost 5 years old!!!” / #OldMetalNerderyEpisodeASMR #Era #HodgesEra / “There is a story to it…but the #tourmerch back in ’88…”/ “Who opened for them on this tour?” / “I’m sure it was #TheOmni …”/ “Noooo….NO! That’s a weird…NO!!!” / #GnRASMR / “Which is weirder…?” / “See that makes sense…”/ “They had some #amazingopeners on that tour…”/ “Back…when you had to go…to a place…”/ “Which is sad…”/ Released April 11, 1988 / #stoppayment / “Just stop…send them a hand printed picture…”/ “I don’t know if y’all have seen that…” / #investigatethemselves (21:55): “I’m sure it was that…” / #birthdaysoundtrack / “Something about it…”/ #onmicburp / “You sure?” / #youheardithere / MOONCHILD “Seven Holy paths to Hell and your trip begins…” / #youarenumbersix / “Yeah, exactly…#Cathedral …” / “Listen to those chords…”/ #readthoselyrics / #killeropener / “I had no idea…that this was a book…” / #Or

Aug 22, 20241h 10m

Ep 262#261 - JUST TALKIN SHITTAH: Vol. IV

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We got a little out of control and went far beyond the “appetizers” section, to the point that there was no “meat” to skip to (in terms of a docket), primarily because we had a lot to talk about: albums ahead of their time, new Olympic competitions, and a whole host of other things (including our potential 9/11 Head-To-Head Death Match teaser…). Be sure to “have a nice August” and remember that the answer to the question in question can only be “Wet? Or moist?”. Fix yourself a “peanut butter and jelly sandwich” and wash it down with a “Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper”, discover what it means when “you can’t smell the hauntings”, find out which Slayer song “allegedly” has keyboards on it, prepare for some voicemails that “took home the gold” (including the “longest and girthiest” voicemail we’ve ever received), remember that (there are “seven confidents” and) “it’s fun when you say something wrong” and JOIN US for the 4th installment of JUST TALKIN SHITTAH!!! Show Notes: (00:01): “I wonder if he could even find her wet spot…” / “He’s got his dick up his mouth…” / #isthatgay #herewegoagain (“If it’s connected, it’s not…”) / #handyjackin / “I’m the administrator and recipient of said service…”/ “Just for the record…” / #MoistAugust / “That’s a gross word…”/ #wetormoist / #riffermadness / “I think you’re just making a big deal about being a bass player…”/ #Milquetoast vs #InTheMeantime / “Have a nice August…you’re fired.”/ #idontfeelverygood / “I was totally making fun of you and you missed it…”/ “I feel like now the shows are better…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s advised but it’s not encouraged…”/ WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!! / “Or it’s the #DjuhntsAndKuhnts …”/ “That’s 3 djunts and 3 kuhnts for all yuhnts…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode / ***DON’T SKIP TO THE MEAT!!!*** / #perfecttiming / #onmicburp / #IronMaiden #BrewDog #HellCat #IPA #sixpointeightpercentABV / “Is that like Eddie’s dog?” / “It’s a little carpety...”/ “This is #manroom carpet…like #newofficespace carpet…you can’t smell the hauntings…” (07:32): #CorrespondancizingASMR / “Go ahead…”/ ***Come follow us, click subscribe and the bell icon on #Facebook #YouTube and #Instagram OR you can email us at [email protected] OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou? / #TheVoicemailSegment #JoeOfTheNorth #puregold #AshesOfLeviathan #ConcertReview #KerryKing #Mastodon #LambOfGod / #newshittah #SkullFist #HourToLive / “No, we have a continuation…there’s a second part.” / “That’s probably our longest and #girthiest voicemail yet…”/ #confidents / “Really?” / #sevenconfidents / “It’s fun when you say something wrong…”/ #aggravocity / #whatsitcalled #voicemells / #Geigh / #TheVoicemailSegmentRepriseASMR #WhoAreYou #TheDarius #PBandJ (“I needed a drink to get it down…”) / #DrPepperAndCaptainMorgan / “Darius wins the gold!” / #AldiASMR / #BidenomicsSucksASMR / #BirriaTacos / “Buh-ree-ya” / “He’s a bass player, it’s fine…”/ “Let’s do the one more/one last…”/ #PissingPost / “Maybe we should just be a #SlayerPodcast …Djunts Khunts and Slayer…”/ #herewego / The significance of #nineeleven and #Slayer / “A little more Slayer bone?”/ #differentvibe / “Or it could be ahead of its time…” / “When you were eleven?” / “I know, you were ahead of your time…”/ “Don’t say it…it was their #LedZeppelinIV …”/ “What was wrong with keyboards?” (“I didn’t like #Journey, I didn’t like #Styx…”) / “Interesting you reached for #Loverboy …” / #JourneyLyricsASMR / “In ’98?” (24:56): “Do you think there’s ever been a song by Slayer where they’ve squeezed in some keyboards?” / #harpsichord / “The only song that I can think of…I think…”/ “I just googled it and found nothing…therefore…”/ WE’LL PLAY YOUR SHIT-TAH!!! / #SkullFist HOUR TO LIVE #powermetal #speedmetal / “I can already tell Bill hates it…”/ “The gates of the Thunderdome at Krypton…”/ #PatreonShoutout / ***GO JOIN US ON THE PATREON AT PATREON.COM/METALNERDERYPODCAST *** / #FauxBlaux / “I’ve thought about that for the last week…”/ “She wasn’t making the pig noises…but mouth was open.”/ “It was COVID before COVID was COVID…”/ #whateveritwas / #RussellsReflectionsASMR / #WomensBeachVolleyball / #thongs or #cheekhuggers / #snootch & #boobbuttons #LMAO / “Wherever Black Metal comes from…she’s from that place…”/ “Don’t you cut that out either!” / “Whatever dude, it’s the same place…”/ #FrenchBaguette / “Which one’s the pole, btw?” / “His tip tapped the bar…”/ #tobefair “That guy’s not a grower…”/ #underyourcape (36:36): “He’s the world’s best at exercising…”/ “The bigger question is this…they look like they’re in two totally different weight classes…”/ “It’s been beaten nine times…”/ #hermaphrodites / “Countries where it’s illegal…”/ “They have to throw you from the top of a building or something…”/ #JimmySevenFourteen / “It gets confusing…it used to not be so confusing…”/ “That’s a great name…”/ #ImanAlmond / “Dude he could be a wrestler…” / “That

Aug 22, 202450 min

Ep 261#260 EXODUS - The KILLER Openers

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“Do you know how many burps I edit out?” EXODUS have been blessed with the almost uncanny gift of delivering absolutely devastating opening tracks on every album they’ve ever done.* There’s simply nothing like the “violently articulate” manifestations of Gary Holt’s riff wizardry to fuel the intensity of how blisteringly killer the opener (not to mention, the rest of the album) will be, which is why we’re BUILDING THE PERFECT ALBUM OF KILLER OPENERS to convey the critical importance of “setting the tone”, right out of the gate. Discover the powerful harmonic wonder of the “Bunkerpoon Barbershop Quartet Trio” and find out which critically notorious component is absolutely essential to ensure the full enjoyment of “The Metal Nerdery Quadraphonic Experience”. Remember that even though the outro reels are often times “a little too prerogative”, generally speaking “it’s easier to just not have an individual, original thought”, because more often than not, “it’s not tight…it’s full”. Get ready to go fast and have “meat sweats the rest of the day” and be sure to have a “moist August” as we begin our TRANSition to “Rap Nerdery” and finalize the preparations for our upcoming “rebranding & renaming”. Enjoy a limited time “voicemail jingle encore” as well as an encouraging message from a “long time listener, first time caller”, be sure to give that “French baguette fella” a break, and JOIN US as we prepare to “Nerd Out” and indulge in BUILDING THE PERFECT ALBUM OF KILLER OPENERS – EXODUS EDITION. *For the most part (sorry Force Of Habit) Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT EXODUS ON THE INTERWEBS https://exodusattack.com/site/ Show Notes: (00:01): “What’s the term for when you…?” / The opposite of #DryJuly / “Welcome back to #NonDryJuly …” / #hardinthepaint / “You do that in your 50’s?” / “Apparently I groped…not while she was driving…I got her phone number…” / #blackoutASMR #MetalNerderyPSAASMR / #fiveandfourintwo / “Let’s do shots 1 of 6 right now…” / #welcomeback / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Man, I missed that so much…”/ “What’s the first verse of that?” / “Spudmonsters…?” / “Wait…#Trans #Gressor (i.e. #transgressor)?” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST, LIVE AND PREVIOUSLY RECORDED DEEP INSIDE THE COMFORTABLE CONFINES OF THE BUNKERPOON*** / #backonthewagon #MoistAugust / “It’s summertime beer…” / “A lime…chips & queso… #combomenu “I want… the #burrito” / #mexicancuisinewordsASMR (05:11): “Hold on a second…” / #MeatAlert #SkipToTheDocket / #Hahaha / #LOLASMR / “I went to #Loserville …”/ #SmokeJackBBQ / “Are they a chain place?” / #Alpharetta / #raindelay #HumanBeatBoxASMR / “I had the #meatsweats the rest of the day…” / “Once we got inside…” / #tobefair#hotbiggirls / “They can make a cornbread like you can’t believe…” / “From the last lightning…” / “thatsaDioSong / #RussellsReflectionsLiveInConcertASMR / #shredding / “It’s almost like he just wants to attention…I think it’s something else…” / “He had an interesting theory…” / #AndyKaufman #PerformanceArt / “He’s so talentless…”/ “I’ve gotta feelin’…” / #onmicburpASMR #CFAASMR / “Let the record show…” / “I have a bad feelin’ about this…” / #RapNerdery / #BonesAndEddyBaker / LOOSE SCREW / “At least that’s the best #INXSSong …”/ ***Was it #WoodstockNinetyNine ?*** #singalongsongs / #RussellsReflectionsADHDASMR / “I still think #JanesBizkit is a better name for a band…” / #upcomingshows #ATL #Atlanta #TheEastern #KingDiamond and #Overkill / “That’ll totally be worth it, especially if it’s on a Friday!” / “I haven’t either…” (15:29): “Go ahead and do your little #spiel …” / ***EMAIL us at [email protected] ***/ HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS: #Instagram #Facebook #YouTube or you can LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182 and even the #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast / #PatreonShoutout / #TheMighty / “He might be #Elvish …”/ “French baguette fella?” / #perfectprobrem / #EmberingEffigy and #Yonderways Friday September 13, 2024. /” Oh yeah, that’s better!”/ “We’re gonna be packing…”/ #voicemailreprise / “You want me to redo the voicemail? Plug it in post?” / #VoiceMailExtendedMix #VoiceMailJingleEncore #voicemailASMR #voicemailjingle / #TheVoicemailSegment / “It’s my first day back in #MoistAugust / ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou / “This is #Therapy …”/ #longtimelistener #firsttimecaller / #thank

Aug 15, 20241h 26m

Ep 260#259 SLAYER Diabolus In Musica Album Dive

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Hopefully by now, everyone is familiar with those first three notes from the first Black Sabbath album. During The Middle Ages, this was referred to as DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA (which is Latin, meaning “The Devil In Music”). While also known as “The Devil’s Interval”, or in musical parlance simply as the tritone, SLAYER fans recognize DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA as the band’s 8th album of sonic evilocity and darkness, and the 2nd with Paul Bostaph on the drums. Even though it was released on June 9, 1998, as the nu-metal era was peaking, DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA is most definitely NOT Slayer’s “nu-metal” album. It still possesses all the sinister signature sounds and the dark, macabre subject matter, but there’s an unusual, experimental quality present on this album which defies definition and is unlike anything found on their previous albums. The overall production quality is much more aggressive and grittier, with the vocal performances utilizing some never-before used darker nuances, ensuring that DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA is an almost gratifyingly uncomfortable listening experience. It's time to get in touch with “good old ‘What’s His Name?’” and discover the subtle yet hilarious differences between “chickpeas and garbanzo beans”. Find out “where to measure from” to ensure maximum accuracy, go ahead and “tune down your voice”, prepare for the most unsettling outro reel ever, fix yourself a bowl of hummus and JOIN US as we dive into the darkness of “The Devil In Music”, made manifest on SLAYER’s DIABOLOUS IN MUSICA. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT SLAYER ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.slayer.net Show Notes: (00:01): #whatthefuckingfuck / #fuckindah / “The internet’s being a butthole!” / #ESO / “Bro…” / #technicaldifficulties #probrem / #instacunt / “It’s pretty much that…”/ “Why am I laughing?” / #AhrnoldASMR / “You sure it’s not “flahn, flahn, flahn,…?” / #sexystormtroopers #stormtrooperswithtits / #boinkboink / “There’s no nips…”/ “You guys…this will be the last time…this is just sad…” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Totally…OMG…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST FROM DEEP INSIDE THE SWEET & SNUG CONFINES OF THE BEAUTIFUL BUNKERPOON STUDIOS*** / “In #Atlanta …It wasn’t the #burnunit …” / “It’s possible dude…it’s the world.” / ***DON’T SKIP TO THE MEAT OF THE EPISODE AT #THEDOCKET BUT YOU’RE WELCOME TO DO THAT (you’ll just be missing the #appetizers …*** / #ilikepotatoskins / “Make that a button…”/ “It’s white…”/ #dill #dillASMR / “Would you pronounce it for me?” / #bbqdippingsauces / “Maybe on the bottom bun, and put the vinegar sauce on top…” / “It had some tang?” / #watery / “Thick? Syrupy kind of sauce?” / #BigDaddysBBQPitASMR / #foodporn / “The way I look at food now, is the way I looked at…” / #ASMR / “That looks amazing…” / #thenextwave / “Let’s just enjoy it…”/ “It might dude…” / #electionyear #electionyear2024 / #holdmybeer #watchthis / #frickin (09:10): “Who’s on your list of…top 15…best metal bands of all time!?” / #topfifteen #bestmetalbandsofalltime #bestmetalever #thebest / “Denied…HA!” / “Yeah, definitely…maybe not…” / “Very cool…”/ “I can’t believe #KISS is #notonthislist …” / “We said it…”/ “I gotta throw #Helmet in there…”/ #AshesOfLeviathanTour #Mastodon #LambOfGod / “Yeah, uhh, NO!” / “Chips enough? Or #ChipZeenuf?” / “All the whores and drugs and stuff…took over…” / “Ozzy…as a solo artist…it’s a different thing…” / “Yeah, not that guy…” / “Him and #Loverboy …” / #turnmelooseASMR / “Nah, that’s already taken, bro…” / #albumcover / “That dude can sing, though…”/ #CanadianSingersASMR / #singersroomdotcom/ #55BestMetalBandsOfAllTime / “It’s not my list but it has a lot…” / “It gets difficult…where the fuck’s #Kreator …is that your top 5?” (16:44): “Correspondencies?” / #PatreonShoutOut / ***THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR LUNACY!!! KEEP SPREADING THE WORDERY ABOUT THE METAL NERDERY #BUNKERPOONAFTERDARK AT patreon.com/metalnerdery.com / “It’s a solid 6…” / “I wish I was smart enough to create a pill…” / #analoscopy / “He wants an #easybutton …”/ “Have you seen the #SouthParkEpisode about it?” / “Do they have a #SkinnyCartman???” / #DEI / “And what does that mean again?” / #Diversity #Equity #Inclusion / “Right…exactly what they were going for…”/ “Those guys deserve EVERY PENNY THEY HAVE MADE!!!” / “Go ahead…and it all started with a #wrestlingthing …” / #approachingabillion / “You used it correc

Aug 8, 20241h 20m

Ep 259#258 LED ZEPPELIN IV - Album Dive

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Imagine being in a record store, just flipping through the LED ZEPPELIN section of albums on November 8, 1971, and finding an album that appeared unfamiliar, mysterious, and perhaps even a bit out of place. The album cover gave no reference as to the band’s name or any discernible album title, the back cover had no track listing, there were no pictures of the band. There was nothing. On the front cover, there is nothing more than a framed picture showing an old, bearded man standing with a cane and carrying a large bundle of sticks on his back, hanging on the weathered wall of a semi-demolished home once belonging to someone who has long since passed away. On the back cover, a high-rise apartment building jutting into the bleak, grey sky, surrounded by smaller apartment homes and lush greenery in the foreground. On the spine of the album, where one would expect to see the name of the band and the name of the album, there were only four distinct, unusual symbols. In time, it would come to be known by many names: RUNES, ZOSO, UNTITLED, and the most common name of them all, LED ZEPPELIN IV, which would go on to become the biggest selling album in the band’s catalog and one of the top 10 biggest selling albums in the history of ALL music. Get ready to “have a good August” and remember that “sometimes words have 12 meanings” because it’s time to take “Dry July” a step further and step up your “pause game” while we share some kind words regarding our neighbors that were likely caused by a case of “Alabama jet lag”. Discover the only other thing that was missing from Gojira’s historic performance at the Olympic opening ceremonies other than “dragons and more fire”, understand the real reason why we ALL had to learn to play “the recorder” in elementary school, and JOIN US as we pay tribute to the sonic “transmogrification” of LED ZEPPELIN and dive into the enigmatic mystery that is their 4th (and otherwise “Untitled”) album, LED ZEPPELIN IV. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode ZEPPELIN on the InterWebs https://www.ledzeppelin.com/ Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Let’s do #afterdark early…” / #instagram #pausegame #softcorehardcoreporncore #glazeddonut / “Ooooh, it’s a snake with it’s mouth open…”/ #subliminalporn / “It’s still #DryJuly and I took it a step further…”/ #dryjacking / “I got laid yesterday…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “That is…a tasty beverage…” / #BoylanBottlingCompany #CremeSoda #CaneSugar / “Three more days…”/ “You don’t have to though…you’ve exorcised the demon…” / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Counting down the end…”/ ***If you wanna skip the nonsense…go to #TheDocket *** / “The appetizers are sometimes as good, if not better, than the main course…” / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AkademiaBrewing #Skal / “That’s the #blackmetal #Norwegian dot…” / “Sorry…”/ #powerburpASMR / “It’s like #instantforgiveness …”/ “I kinda dig your state, man…” / #HooverAlabama / “There were a lot of pretty people there…” / “Everybody’s baby and honey out there…”/ #RussellsRoadtripReflectionsASMR / #ToddPacker #TheOffice / “I’ve seen clips, and that’s it…” / “Is that guy a porn star?” / “You were way off…”/ #OfficeTrivia / “Dude, that sounded wet and cavernous…”/ “He came down and did some crowd work (with my wife) …”/ #StardomeTheater / “Food was good…”/ #TheNewPunchline vs #TheOldPunchline (11:41): You can #correspondancize with us on #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube OR you can email us at [email protected] OR you can JOIN US on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #skoobitaboosh #VoicemailSegment #KenFromConnecticut / “Listening to a lot of your old episodes…again.” / #AllThatRemains and #PrideAndGlory / “Twangle…”/ “The pictures that #TripSix sent us…” / #ScreamFromTheBalls and #WhisperFromTheBalls #GeoffTaint #BestSellers / “Matthew is my #ghostwriter …”/ “Check this shit out…”/ #allegedly / #turkeysdone / ***THANK YOU TO OUR PATREONS!!!*** / #PatreonShoutout / “It’s a hard G…”/ ***If y’all have requests for #ThePatreon send us an email or a voicemail!*** / #DoomsicleASMR / “Dude, that sounded chunky…and wet…”/ #ANALysis / “PS, do a #Dethklok episode…”/ #fixitinpost / #AshesOfLeviathanTour / “Three days ago…” / #ohhhdamn (19:53): “Did you guys see #Gojira?” / #OpeningCeremonies #Olympics (NOTE: “Ah! Ca Ira” is the song t

Aug 1, 20241h 26m

Ep 258#257 - TESTAMENT Souls of Black: Album Dive

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Often in life you have to “strike while the iron is hot” because more often than not, the “First Strike Is Deadly” and not striking may result in lost opportunity and success. And while TESTAMENT were riding the wave of success from their first three albums and the subsequent tours that followed, their fourth album within three and a half years, SOULS OF BLACK, might have been a step too far. Granted, the October 9, 1990 release of SOULS OF BLACK was a prerequisite for the band’s inclusion on the European leg of the Clash of the Titans tour, and while it’s chock full of riffs, incredible guitar solos, and “eerie harmonies” that are all essential elements of the TESTAMENT sound, overall “the chugs are lacking”, and understandably so, because after 3 albums and 3 tours in less than 3 years’ time, the boys from Berkeley could have used a much-needed break before going back into the studio after such an intensive writing, recording, and touring cycle, back to back to back. It’s time to indulge in some “debaucracy” as we accidentally included the latest episode of “The Triangle” within this episode (“because everybody’s offended by everything now”). Find out what everybody’s “I can’t get to the radio fast enough to turn it off” song is, discover why “Velma was a little bit hotter than Daphne” (and remember that “you can get a lot for $100”), contact “the help desk of medicine” for some “apple wrapped bacon”, and prepare to understand which song is “the one I’m gonna bang my chick to” when you JOIN US as we dive into the darkness of TESTAMENT’s fourth offering, SOULS OF BLACK. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): *What happens when the red button is pushed unknowingly…* / “It’s buried in a #Mauslim or #Mausoleum somewhere…”/ #dryjuly #nosociallube / “I had a great #AmericaDay did you?” / #RussellsReflectionsJulyFourthEdition #IndependenceDayASMR / “They all spent like $100 each…”/ #fireworks #ordnance / “Did they clean up or blow it into the yard across the street?” / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Hold on…okay NOW…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “It’s just the…it didn’t work out again…” / “Let’s try it one more time…” / #taketwo / “I can do it in post…” / “I feel better…”/ #OldSmokyRootBeer #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode vs #MrBlackCoffeeLiquer / “Root beer float or Coke float?” / “Enjoy your July, #fuckface …”/ #cokefloat #cokerim / ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE…*** / “Stick around for the appetizers…that’s where the fun is.”/ “That’s your ‘I can’t get to the radio fast enough to turn it off…’” / “I just had this feeling…”/ “Our listener count is going down as we speak…” (09:40): #PatreonShoutOut / ***Check us out on the #Patreon at Patreon.com/MetalNerderyPodcast for #thehogstory and #Doomsicle and MUCH MUCH MORE for less than the price of a cocktail!!!*** / “My point is, Bob’s coming down…” / “Wear your #MetalNerderyGear which you can procure at metalnerdery.com/merch …” / “It’s kinda that color…”/ “Let’s do a #Kittie episode…”/ “I think it’s because she’s got a vagina…”/ “Dude, they might love #PatBenatar …”/ “Big M, little organ…”/ “Chicks with glasses, yay or nay?” / #VelmaVsDaphne / “That was more of an ogling, if you will…”/ “Is it weird if…?” / “Because everybody’s offended by everything now…”/ #allegedly / “We’re halfway through the year and heading into #Armageddon …”/ #debaucracy / #RussellsReflections #TheTriangleUnredacted #TheTriangleASMR #BenShapiroImpressionASMR / #GARM / #ThePartyOfNothing / #Project2025 / “I think both sides…will do anything to keep him from winning…”/ “Swallows well?” / “A woman is a bowling ball…” / #wolkfolk / “He’s not German…” (23:33): “I don’t know how you’d do it…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: TESTAMENT – SOULS OF BLACK / Released October 9, 1990 / “It’d be funny if we brought up our #seniorpictures …”/ “But I went to #dayandnightschool for 3…”/ “#SummerSchool was awesome…you would go to a campus with a #brandnewmarket …”/ #LMAO / “It’s a little darker…” / #SoulsOfDarkBlack / “A little poppier…”/ #tobefair / “They basically released an album every single year (from 1987 til 1990) AND toured (for every album!)…” / #burnoutASMR / Testament touring with #WrathchildAmerica and #Annihilator and #NuclearAssault back in the late 80’s / “Suddenly it was like the new thing…” re: #WrathchildAmerica / “Four albums, four years a

Jul 25, 20241h 13m

Ep 257#256 1991 METAL and THRASH Albums

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1991 was a year unlike any other. KFC changed their name to avoid paying royalties to the “trademarked” commonwealth for which they were named (whereas K-Y Jelly could not be reached for comment), Terminator 2: Judgment Day was blowing up the box office as the number one movie in America, the first ever “world wide web” website was introduced to the world by Tim Berners-Lee, and just 6 days after that, on August 12th, 1991, Coroner’s fourth album (Mental Vortex) AND Metallica’s self-titled fifth album were BOLTH released on the EXACT same day. It's time to get in the time machine and get ready to start “shooting ropes & painting walls” with our “squeezies” as we reveal the name of the band many have notoriously deemed “the hawk-tuah of metal”, as well as the frontman who resembled “a hot Canadian chick” (back in the day) before touring with Pantera, because we’re going back to a time when high school was everything and the idea of retiring to the swingingest, most syphilis-infested subdivision in The Sunshine State was some abstract, fantastical, utopian concept that stretched far beyond the comprehension of our young, teenage, “brain snagged” minds. “AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwMannnnnnn” it’s time to learn the key ingredients of “vampire jerky” and remember that “you can still rock with a high voice” (even if you’ve got on your “gloves of shame”). Find out where you DO NOT want to get “heartworms”, be sure to establish firm boundaries so you’ll know exactly where “the aftermarket stuff stops with the ladies”, prepare to enjoy some “tangy flan” (courtesy of the outro-reel super-mix) and JOIN US as we reflect on all the fantastic metal released on August 12th, 1991 and the other 364 days of that year as we travel back in time to THE YEAR OF OUR RIFF LORD: 1991. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): #herewego (“The button’s red…”) / #vampirejerky / “It’s something new…”/ #DryJuly (“Wait…no lube?”) / #oldsmokey #rootbeermoonshine #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ #theverdict / “At the tip…but the back end…”/ “It doesn’t have #bubbles …”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / “Wait, do it one more time…”/ #recordscratch / “It’s called #discipline …”/ “Just six?”/ “Next money shot was like #PeterNorth …”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #CreatureComfort #AthensGeorgia #Tropicalia #sixpointsixpercentABV (05:58): #RussellsReflectionsASMR regarding the #NickelbackDocumentary on #Netflix / “Their influences totally make sense…”/ #stripclubcore / #billboardtopten / “That’s probably why they’re hated…”/ “Look at #KISS …”/ #songwriting / “You’ve got #OneLifeToLive …”/ “That’s like a neighborhood…”/ “That’s a metal label…”/ The #hawktuah of metal…/ #PATREONSHOUTOUT (Come and #JoinUs on the Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerdery ) / “Have a good June…”/ “He’s so nice he joined us twice…”/ “Speaking of…we owe him a shirt.” (13:47): If you want to send us some correspondence you can email us at [email protected] or hit us up on #YouTube or #Instagram or #Facebook OR you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!! / #TripSix #WaxAudio (CONFIRM THE NAME) #MuttLange / #isitgay? / “I beg to disagree…”/ #clonesex / “Do they push too far?” / “Does he fuck an octopus?” / #octopushandy vs #peanutbutter / “It’s only gross if you…”/ #youreworse #hogstoryparttwo / “I need a shower…” (19:12): #TheDocket / “What were YOU guys doing in #1991?” / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: 1991 – YEAR IN METAL / ***check out our 1994 episode and our 3-part 1990 episode (30 years in metal) ***/ “Everybody knows what came out in ’91…”/ NOTE: That was March 1992, not 1991. / “Loads everywhere when they came to Atlanta…” / “They had to appeal to all the cooze out there first…”/ “Start off soft and get harder…” / #naturalprogression / #SkidRow SLAVE TO THE GRIND / “I just had a realization…”/ #OzzyOsbourne (MS? “Something happened in ’91…”) #allegedly (“I think you just like saying tinker…”) / “They should map over their #cokelines from prior releases…”/ MR. TINKERTRAIN (“Now it does.”) / “Squeezies?” / “Settle your ass…” / #blackdog (30:12): “We should play something thrashy…”/ “Stop with the yawns, dude…”/ “We’re gonna move to that #Florida #SwingingNeighborhood …”/ #roastbeefjerky / #TheVillages / “Isn’t that an old school #STD?” / “If the sores aren’t there, you’re good to go…”/ “A

Jul 18, 20241h 37m

Ep 256#255 KERRY KING - FROM HELL I RISE Album Dive

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May 17, 2024, marks the day that KERRY KING released the diabolically brutal debut, FROM HELL I RISE, forging a new chapter in thrash metal. And before you get all “skeptical” about it and start in with some snide remark like “Oh, this is just diet Slayer…”, understand that this is definitely NOT Slayer (although, it kinda is…even though it’s “allegedly” not). Make no mistake, KERRY KING is not just that bald, tattooed dude from Slayer with some random backup band. In fact, KERRY KING is a legitimate thrash super group with an all-star line-up featuring members of Death Angel, Vio-Lence, and (of course) Slayer. And for a debut solo album, FROM HELL I RISE is an absolute scorcher. In short, “it’s huge and big…it’s bigger than huge”, and if you like Slayer and/or Vio-Lence and/or Death Angel on ANY level, you are really going to enjoy this album. Time to break out your “Jean-Claude Van Damme banned band bandana” as we unveil what the next Doomsicle cover will be (and who’s gonna “dress up as Peter Criss”). Find out who 100% “allegedly” has a beef with E.T. (and will NOT be phoning home), stay away from that stuff that “beads up” and “starts getting gritty after a few whacks” and JOIN US for a trip into the aggro-thrash inferno of FROM HELL I RISE. Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast KERRY KING on the InterWebs: https://kerrykingofficial.com/ Show Notes: (00:01): #LMAO / #bannedbandbandana / “I snorted twice…”/ “It’s not even funny…”/ “Jean Claude Van-Damme Bandana…”/ “I don’t even have my headphones on…”/ “What’d you pour?”/ #theuncorking / “I just started it when I got up there…”/ #Blackstrap / “The mind works quick occasionally…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ ***WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST COMING ATCHA FROM DEEP WITHIN THE BUNKERPOON!!!*** / “I enjoyed doing that at #karaoke the other week…”/ #fixedhergood / “The servers wear shorts…”/ “I don’t know what it is…but #whiteshorts are like a magical force.”/ “You go home and eat nutritious stuff that you hate but when you close your eyes, you pretend it’s steak…”/ “Don’t skip to the meat…you need the appetizers to warm up…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #PeachAndLove #BlakesHardCiderCompany #PeachParty #PeachAndBlackberryCider / “Oh yeah? The 9.1’s may be cold by then…”/ “What about a #dickenscider?” / #cocksauna #cooze (“That’s what it is: it’s a #dickcoozie …”) / #CoxSauna / “You know if you say a word enough times it just starts to sound like nonsense…” (08:18): HAIL to #thePatreons and you can JOIN US on #Patreon at Patreon.com/MetalNerdery / “For me, the high point was the bass playing, all day long…”/ “It’s #RussRockRubin …”/ “You could be a producer, dude…you still can.”/ #markthetime / “We could do Deuce, dude…or God of Thunder.” / “We’ve gotta wear the makeup though…”/ #bolth / “I see what you did there…”/ #PatreonShoutOut / “He was OUR first…”/ “That #Doomsicle logo is rad!” / “You can’t say bomb…”/ *** You can correspondencize with us at #MetalNerderyPodcast on #YouTube AND #Instagram AND #Facebook AND you can email us at [email protected] AND you can GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** #TheVoicemailSegment #WhoAreYou? / #BobFromOhio (“I’m not gonna say the guys name, but his initials are…”) / “I had no idea Bob had a beef with…”/ #synchronicities / “It was the best thing on #VH1 besides #BehindTheMusic …”/ “He’s got that real deep voice…with the balls…”/ “Y’all close?” / “I think he might listen to the show…”/ #allegedly (“Dude, we’ve said allegedly on this show…”) / #thatscute #iloveyousomuch #LMAO / “Wait, what?” / “There’s no way a man can fuck an ostrich…”/ #JohnnyO and some #Queensryche clarification #LoveYaMeanIt / “It’s duns I think…there’s no fluhns, that’s not even a thing dude…now you’re just reaching…”/ “We’ve got one more?” / #GodBelow / “That’s totally worth the price of admission…” / “After a few whacks…”/ #gojo / “It’s like liquid sandpaper… (22:20): “Let’s play that #Category7 stuff…”/ “It’s a #supergroup …”/ “Can you imagine what that would be like? It’d be like a girl with one tit…or three tits…”/ IN STITCHES / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: KERRY KING – FROM HELL I RISE / “It’s the #Slayer album we never got…” / #ReigningPhoenix / #conspiracytheory #allegedly / The difference between #AI generated album art vs #artist generated #albumart # JamesBousema / “Supposedly…allegedl

Jul 11, 20241h 22m

Ep 255#254 - M.O.D. (METHOD OF DESTRUCTION) INSIDE THE METAL

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Not only is BILLY MILANO a blessing and “a bold, courageous man”, he’s also the mastermind behind M.O.D. (METHOD OF DESTRUCTION), the crossover thrash patriots that emerged following the end of S.O.D. with a similar sense of politically incorrect humor, biting social commentary, and a more hardcore infused thrash sound than S.O.D. (Stormtroopers of Death). As with S.O.D., M.O.D. was “designed to piss people off” (and “if you’re not doing that, what are you doing with your life?”). So, it is with extreme irony (and tremendous timing) that on America’s 248th anniversary of Independence from Britain’s rampant overreach and extreme greed whoredom via taxation without representation that we present to you the most patriotic INSIDE THE METAL we have ever done, honoring BILLY MILANO and the mighty M.O.D. (METHOD OF DESTRUCTION). It's July 4th in The Bunkerpoon, which means it’s Independence Day in America and we’re flying the red, white, and blue as we celebrate our first ever episode of “Country Nerdery Podcast” (featuring “this episode’s dip of the episode”) and offer clarification as to “the four most effective words in the English language”. Get ready for some “doomed out versions of KISS songs” (courtesy of Doomsicle), receive some useful insights regarding Live After Death from a longtime listener and first-time caller, and be sure to beware of shark attacks (especially if they’ve got “black nips”) and JOIN US as we stagedive INSIDE THE METAL of BILLY MILANO’s METHOD OF DESTRUCTION (M.O.D.). Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast CHECK OUT M.O.D. ON THE INTERWEBS https://www.facebook.com/MODMethodOfDestruction/ https://www.instagram.com/therealmodofficial/ Show Notes: (00:01): “I’m so much older than the last time I was here…”/ “The four most effective words in the English language…”/ #STFU #ShutTheFuckUpASMR / “It applies to everything…”/ “It’s a shirt…it’s not as good as #OperationOrangeTits but its got power…”/ “No? Yes…”/ #peachandwomenliskey / “Dude, you nailed it…”/ “It was clean…”/ #shavedpeach / #fuzzynavel / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Now I feel right…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #BunkerpoonBlvd / “I would have paid to see that…”/ “How do they have THAT song at #karaoke?” / “He/They/Them/Whatever…sometimes a dude…”/ #karaokedatabase / “I did NOT know this was a sour…”/ #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #DewClawBrewing #RocketPopSourAle / “I may have to tap out and get something else…”/ “If you drink it the way I did you don’t really taste it…”/ #youvegottachugit / “One out of six…”/ “I think the one in the pink box was pretty good…”/ #markthetime (07:43): “I’ll finish it for you…”/ ***You can email us at [email protected] OR on the socials at #MetalNerderyPodcast on #Facebook #Instagram #YouTube OR you can join us on #Patreon at #MetalNerdery and REMEMBER…you can give us a rating and/or a review wherever you download your weekly dose of #MetalNerderyPodcast ***/ ***YOU CAN GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #whoareyou? / #TheDarius #mahpenis #yuhpenis #ABagOfDicks / “You can find ‘em…they’re out there.”/ “I’m sorry, what was that?” / #bacontorpedo / “This is why I’m fat…” / #RussellsBreakfastReflections / #onemore / “A newbie I think…” / #LetsGoBrandon #FirstTimeCaller #LongTimeListener regarding the #IronMaiden #LiveAfterDeath #albumdive and the tracks from the #LongBeachArena shows and the #HammersmithOdeon shows / “Whaaaaaaat!?” / “Thank you for that!”/ #notontheboat / “It’s almost like a gasm that you didn’t get from yourself… (16:16): “I mentioned…as I walked in the building…”/ #CodyParksAndTheDirtySouth (not to be confused with #DirtySouthComedy) / THUNDER CASH ’69 #babeuh (“I shot a man in Monroe…I guess this guy’s from Georgia?”) / “Is that a cover?” SEMINOLE WIND #JohnAnderson (“Pour some whiskey on me…”) / #outlawcountry vs #popcountry / “Welcome to #CountryNerderyPodcast …”/ #HankIII CUNT OF A BITCH / “Russell what’s this episode’s dip of the episode?” / “This is Delta something or another…”/ “I’m looking forward to that…”/ #PresidentDiaperFiller vs #OperationOrangeTits / “You shouldn’t try to think, you should just do it…” (23:53): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: M.O.D. (METHOD OF DESTRUCTION) – INSIDE THE METAL / See also #BillyMilano (post #SOD) / “He likes to toe the line and poke the bear…”/ “I might have actually heard M.O.D.

Jul 4, 20241h 22m

Ep 254#253 QUEENSRYCHE OPERATION: MINDCRIME - Album Dive

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May 3, 1988, may just be the biggest, red-letter, landmark date in all of progressive metal, as it marks the release of QUEENSRYCHE’s 3rd studio album OPERATION: MINDCRIME, one of the finest concept albums in all of metal. It’s very much a “Pink Floyd meets heavy metal” style and vibe, and is quite a departure from their two previous albums (The Warning & Rage For Order), with a very “in your face” mix, some power metal overtones, and perhaps the most aggressive bass sound on a metal album EVER, which is weirdly ironic considering that QUEENSRYCHE was the weirdest opening band choice to open for the biggest thrash metal band on the planet (at the time) who had just released an album that, conversely, had the most absent bass sound on a metal album EVER. (Sometimes life is just way too weird…) Remember that $25 was a small price to pay in 1988 to become “a happy man” even though “only YOU can make YOU happy” (because “you rent ‘em, you don’t buy ‘em”). Prepare to find out the answer to “which would be worse?”, discover where to go for any “gift ideas”, learn the identify of Matt’s doppelganger and hear about Russell’s “Mr. Miyagi moment”, including the resulting “truck trim” prior to making his transition from guitar player to bass player. Remember that “any band who mentions two thrash references on one album can’t be all that bad”, go get yourself a summer “skinjob” and JOIN US as we dive into one of the most world-renowned rock operas in all of metal with OPERATION: MINDCRIME. CHECK OUT QUEENSRYCHE ON THE INTERWEBS http://www.queensrycheofficial.com/ Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “I had another dream…” / #RodStewart #Roxanne #SteveMartin #Dicknose #Cocknose / “Wasn’t there a movie with #DanAkroyd?” / #bigdicknose (“Was that what it was?”) / “Now you’re just reaching…”/ #controlF / “Maybe he gives good nasal…”/ #penisnose #dicknoseish / “Is it more noble to be a grower or a shower?” / #transformers / “What if girls’ tits were like that?” / “She’s gonna have back trouble…”/ #Cumbersome / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / #MrBlack #blessing / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #anathesia #canyons / “Why am I always sucking things?” / “Don’t skip…”/ #beatupbuick / #Napster #spoof #Metalacoloypse #ItsHuge #Dethklok / “I’m surprised you don’t own all the DVD’s just for that…”/ #watchparty / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #ASMR #NewRealmBrewingCompany #Kickflipper #IPA / “It’s gotta dolphin…”/ “What’s up with the knees on that dolphin?” / #sevenpointzeroABV / #theverdict “Not bad…a little green…”/ “I hope he’s alright and I hope he also heard the #DeathMatch …” / #DariusImpressionASMR / “Is it manifest or manifestated?” / #PatreonShoutout / “He’s the #OGP #OriginalPatreon …”/ #samething / #makemeyours (“I mean, a while back…”) / “Dude you rent ‘em you don’t buy ‘em…”/ #financee / #thedatinggame / “They just stay until they find a new dick that’s interesting…”/ “What if the woman’s husband is kind of a douche?” / #bangaway / “If she needs a cock to cry on…”/ “I don’t wanna be a #homewrecker …”/ “Is it?” / #onlyyoucanmakeyouhappy / “I guess that’s what happens…”/ “Is it athlete or athalete?” / “Those girls know how to fuck…” (17:17): “What’s the #Tarentino movie with the vampires?” / #FromDuskTilDawn / #RussellsReflectionsASMR #TheGentleman (“A show based on the movie…”) / “Who would you get to play you?” / #pigvomit (“He’d play me…”) / #JasonStathamASMR / #JackBlackASMR / “Did you take your drugs today?” / “He’s one of my favorite human beings…he will always make me laugh.”/ #pickleball #dipshot #notarealsport / #fitasafiddle / “It’s called #doublestandards dude and women do that ALL the time!” (23:23): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: QUEENSRYCHE – OPERATION: MINDCRIME / ***Check out our #Knotfest episode which includes a brief #ProgMetal section…*** / #conceptalbum / “What kind of metal is it?” / “That was such a weird match up…” / #Metallica #AJFA tour / “Wouldn’t that be like having #PigDestroyer opening up for #DreamTheater?” / “This was really before the #DreamTheater …”/ “What was the #PinkFloyd song they did?” / Released May 3rd, 1988 / #handmedowncar / “Back then you took whatever #handmedown you got…”/ #autoreversetapedeck / “I know you got a LOT of pussy because of that truck…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR #TruckEdition #MattsDoppelganger #GeeoffTaint / “It only

Jun 27, 20241h 16m

Ep 253#252 AC/DC FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK - Album Dive

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Summary: AC/DC’s follow-up to Back In Black, 1981’s FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (WE SALUTE YOU), seems to have a heavier, darker, and doomier vibe than its legendary, multi-platinum predecessor. FTATR (WSY) is all about dynamics, as Robert John “Mutt” Lange’s production masterfully blends the sounds of Highway To Hell & Back In Black with just a touch of the old school Bon era, resulting in an album that’s louder, crispier, crunchier, and overall, pure FIRE! (Not to mention, it’s got frickin’ cannons on it!). And similarly, as with Back In Black, there is almost an interchangeable quality to it, as you could just as easily listen to Side 2 first and then listen to Side 1 (though, to be fair, Side 2 might actually be better than Side 1). Always remember that there’s no such thing as “fat vampires” and “you can’t change your name once people are used to calling you what they’re used to calling you”. Get ready to do some “binge listening”, try to avoid doing “all that weird flippity stuff”, be sure to “have a nice June” while you’re “rubbing the canyon” and JOIN US as we dive into what may just be the finest album of the Brian Johnson era of AC/DC with FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (WE SALUTE YOU). Visit www.metalnerdery.com/podcast for more on this episode Help Support Metal Nerdery https://www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast Leave us a Voicemail to be played on a future episode: 980-666-8182 Metal Nerdery Tees and Hoodies – metalnerdery.com/merch and kindly leave us a review and/or rating on the iTunes/Apple Podcasts - Spotify or your favorite Podcast app Listen on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Follow us on the Socials: Facebook - Instagram - Twitter Email: [email protected] Can’t be LOUD Enough Playlist on Spotify Metal Nerdery Munchies on YouTube @metalnerderypodcast Show Notes: (00:01): “Have you ever noticed that there are no fat vampires?” / “Tyko YTT?” / “I feel like you’re just making up words, now…”/ #fatbats / “There’s a movie…and then he made a show…”/ #energyvampire #STFU #whatisprobrem? / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised ***/ “That was in stereo…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #thisepisodescideroftheepisode #Blakes #BerryCider #glutenfree / “That sounded wet…”/ ***IF YOU WANNA SKIP THE NONSENSE, GO TO #THEDOCKET *** / “That’s what everybody does…”/ #RussellsReflectionsASMR #Lollapalooza #allegedly #No #uhhhkay (“So bands nobody really cares about…”) / “And then it basically turned into #Ozzfest …”/ #TheGodfathersOfHardCore / “Did you lift weights after?” #BillsDill (11:00): #PatreonShoutOuts (“I hope he does…”) / ***Go to patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast to join us there!*** / “Back to the show…”/ #correspondence If you wanna leave us a voicemail give us a call at 980-666-8182 OR you can email us at [email protected] AND/OR hit us up on the #socials at #Instagram and #Facebook and #YouTube at #metalnerderypodcast / “Is that better?” / “As a matter of fuckin’ fact…”/ #bingelistening / “I think that’s how Rogan has so many episodes…”/ “I told you I bought some more #GameStopStocks …”/ #smoothbrain (“Are you smoothbrain?”) / “He was watching the #Hedgies …”/ #markthetime #memelingo / “He’s causing what’s called a squeeze…”/ “What is he doing different from…#membersofcongress ???” / “I took the week off…here’s where I get a little irked…”/ #thelist #vengefuck #toldya / “He’s not sure what he wants to be called…” / “If somebody’s used to calling you what they’ve called you forever and ever, it’s gonna take a minute to get used to that change…” / “You were talking about #comedy and I remembered something…”/ “If you fall asleep during a comedy show…that’s terrible.”/ #HailToTheMightyMixon (25:55): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: AC/DC – FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (WE SALUTE YOU) / #slathering (“Rubbing the canyon?”) #cannon / #YasssQueen / #ByeFelicia #HaveANiceJune / “There’s something about the first three (#ACDC albums) with #BrianJohnson …”/ “I never owned this one…”/ “On you…or in you…”/ Released November 20, 1981 / “This is still #classicrock I guess…”/ #premetal #killeropener (“I think that’s what it’s called when a girl squirts…”) / “So many people know that dude…”/ #sixdegreesofseparation / #Everclear #NoReaction #TikTokASMR / #DDayMemorial #PresidentPoopyPants #Babysitter / FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK (WE SALUTE YOU) / “I think it’s mixed louder…” / “We gotta get up to where the #canyons go off…”/ #FIRE #Woe / “That’s #heavymetal …”/ #BackInBlackPlus / PUT THE FINGER ON YOU (or IN you?) / “That scene’s gotta have boobs in it…when did #FastTimes come out?” #CameronCrowe (“No relation to Russell?”) (43:47): “The next one got all kinds of radio play on #96Rock in the daytime and the nighttime…”/ #boners LET’S GET IT UP / “We might have to go #HeadToHead one day…”/ “Almost sounds like #DefLeppard …”/ “Didn’t #MuttLange produce #Pyromania?”/ The heaviest one thus far…/ “It’s kinda like cutting cakes with knives…now I get it.” / I

Jun 20, 20241h 23m