Matty & PJ - The Podcast

Matty's Make Good: We're going to re-do Matty's swimming race from when he failed it as a kid! Find out when and where it's happening What do you owe your mum one for? Meme Girls: What was your old ringtone or voicemail from back in the day?! Reliving our childhood traumas PJ confronts Big Boss Mando about the see through window in the office bathroom... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happened when all signs were pointing not to date somebody, but you did? PJs grim discovery in her kitchen drawer... Group Therapy: My friend won't stop copying me! PJ made a bold statement today: let's get Matty to re-do his swimming race!  Matty had a real butch manly moment  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone's weekend involved club hopping, and the other... cleaning up what? PJ tried to sell her old VW Golf... when did you get less than you thought?  The People's Poll: Hot cross buns... is it too soon?! Matty's TV Takedown: an absolute character tries to take Matty on Is it okay to tell a stranger that they are goodlooking? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The cute things people do to keep the romance alive Battle of the Hits: Vengaboys edition. The winner gets to meet & greet them too! PJ got her car cleaned so she can sell it, and she's not too happy with the results... Teddy Swims chats his new album plus talks baby names with PJ! When did the lie bite you in the bum? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How old are you, and do you still get ID'd? The People's Poll: Do you announce that you're answering the phone or do you just answer it in front of people that you're with?  Are You A: HR worker? Or can you convince Matty & PJ you are Kiwi actress Luciane Buchanan, star of The Night Agent talks all things the US and season 2! PJ is worried her husbandis going to forget their wedding anniversary.... so we prank call him to see if he's commited! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone in the team always forgets to RSVP... What have people paid other people to do for them?! Meme Girls: have you ever had a random amount of money put into your bank account? PJ writes an ode to The Body Shop (as it goes into voluntary administration) What was the seconds before disaster moment with your kid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you represent the country for? Group Therapy: My little brother keeps borrowing money from me and won't pay me back What was Matty holding when he ran into the popular guy from his high school PJ wants to take BJ to Wicked for date night...  but the chat turns into listeners hating on Wicked and Matty! Stefan Ozich on why he's breaking a world record and walking the length of NZ... twice! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty saw something happen this morning, should he have called the police? How long did someone get your name wrong for? Can you guess a song in the first few seconds before PJ? Producer Sara had a moral dilemma at the pedestrian crossing Low level confessions after TikToker's confessed their secrets on the 'last day of tiktok'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ nearly sets the office on fire I'm this years old, and I don't know how to do WHAT?! We chat to iconic singer Akon!  Is PJ being hormonal or do you think it's okay to leave clean clothes on the floor? The People's Poll: Do you celebrate your anniversary? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What were you expected to be awarded for.... that went unnoticed? The People's Poll: When should you stop dressing summer-y at work? Near death experiences!  Matty blindly tries the weird snack going viral (sausage w/ tomato sauce in fairy bread!) Are You A... Hardware Worker? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We announce who's filling in for PJ while she's on maternity leave! Matty updates us on what a BBQ plate is Meme Girls: What did you catch your kids searching online/what did you get caught doing? What fail gift did BJ get PJ for Christmas? Matty's overcommitted to two marathons back-to-back... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hear some real-life fairytale love stories! The People's Poll: What would you do if you a random person asked to join your friend group at a bar? Group Therapy: Hiding your pregnancy from your family until the baby is born? PJ put her foot in it trying to sell her car... Matty, PJ & Producer Sara play 'the traitors'... can we all guess who is lying? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you already spoiled your New Years Resolution? Matty finally gets beaten in his TV Takedown quiz! What's the worst thing you came home to after the holidays? Who's the useless family member? PJ's Beauty blunder See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The funniest and most embarrasing ways your partner was welcomed into the family The People's Poll: If someone says "let's not do presents this year", do you still get them something? Battle of The Hits: Favourite song edition! When did you walk into something at the wrong time? Staino the BIG BIG BOSS reviews our year of the show... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you purchase... and what did you get? Are You A... Retail worker? Or can you fool us into thinking that you are one? Matty wants to know if this thing his Mum has done is weird What random did you see on the side of the road? The People's Poll - Do you give service workers (hairdressers, gym instructors) etc a Christmas Present? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever been to a physic, and did it come true? The People's Poll: Do you start your advent calendar on the 1st little door or the 24th little door? Meme Girls: Do you ever go back to your old school or houses just to remember what life was like? Brynley Stent on her yearly dessert-off for Christmas Day treats! Weird family Christmas traditions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We want you to dob in your boss! Are they the best, or the worst of the year? We want to play PJ bingo... she is always so predictable Group Therapy: This time there's Christmas drama with someones mum and their aunty! Matty got busted doing something really weird at the shops I was today's year's old when I realised.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you not listen to the warning? PJ can't understand vet language.. Matty continues to beat the listeners in his TV Takedown! PJ accidentally trespassed somewhere Matty put his foot in it... AGAIN! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happened at the work Christmas Party? The People's Poll: Have you ever appeared on Police 10/7 or Motorway Patrol? Battle of The Hits: Mariah edition! PJ's weird favour for her husband... We call Matty's husband Ryan to see how late we can call him for a ride tonight after the Christmas Party... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you dated someone that looks like a family member or is similar to who someone in your family is dating? The People's Poll: What cheese do you usually get? Are you A... Travel Agent? PJ wants to ask about exciting group chats... What trend do you think is still cool and should come back? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you sneak into? The People's Poll: How do you wash your car? Meme Girls: What do you wish people warned you about before you got older? We get our CEO on the show to tell PJ off! Today is "break up day" and we hear a WILD listener break up story! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you wish never ended after Taylor Swift's Era's Tour ended last night! Group Therapy: I've been on three dates with someone, is it too early to get them a Christmas present? The biggest pop phenomenon of 2024 & the most googled things in NZ in 2024 PJ wants to know what Christmas arguments you're having this time of year People's Poll: Do you take your clothes into the bathroom when changing after a shower? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ got shat on by a bird and then she had good luck... Matty's TV Takedown - can he beat a SciFi finatic? What did you need to unsend from a group chat or message? What's your special super power/skill? The People's Poll: When is it too old to get Christmas presents from your parents? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's Mum used to tape NZ Idol for him and send it overseas, when did your parents go above and beyond? Battle of The Hits: Taylor Swift edition! PJ confronts Jono from the breakfast show about his shit Secret Santa gift... 2024 words that have been mispronounced - what do you mispronounce? We call Megan from the breakfast show to confront her on something in the Hits Studio, after yesterday trying to pin it on Jono! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the romance at the start of the relationship vs now? Are You A... Bartender? Or not... When did your pet cause a scence? When did your partners forgetfulness screw you over? We confront Jono about something in the Hits studio... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty found a hack for cleaning his airpods What was the straw that broke the camels back? Meme Girls: Matty's Meme is about crime - have you ever solved a crime? Matty needs to apologise to his mum... What's on your Notes App?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are you kicking to 2025 because it's too hard right now? Group Therapy: I don't want to take part in the work secret santa... PJ spilled pickle juice on her friends couch, what was the worst spill you've had? Reminiscing on the best NZ TV adds from the 80s - through to now! Matty wants to know why people slow down to 0 when going over speed bumps See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the strangers note that was left? Matty wants to know why mostly women follow him on instagram What did you complain about, and what was the pay off? What was your Christmas Tree disaster? Can Matty FINALLY be beaten in a TV Show Quiz game? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty & PJ recap their trip in Hawkes Bay and at Church Road Winery What did you forget before the trip? We gave away a trip to Bali! Battle of the Hits - Beyonce edition! PJ critiques Matty's walk, as he's been called out for "mincing" down the road... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Has anyone seen PJS Gender Reveal balloon?! What was the stuff up on the job? We get shark expert Riley Elliot on to see if Matty's husband Ryan should be worried about his Ocean Swim this weekend! Are You A? Car salesperson... Matty was stuck with an oversharing neighbour this morning See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty is Air BnBing his house and he's worried about having strangers in the house We ask Chat GPT what celeb Matty & PJ look like! Meme Girls: our new segment & the meme today, what was your cooking disaster? PJ has a coughing fit on air... PJ's Gender reveal accidentally got ruined! When did you let the cat out of the bag? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's still cheating on his old barber... When did you get told off in front of a crowd? Peoples Poll: Racing the google maps to see if you can beat it Group Therapy: Flatmate is stealing my butter! "Back in my day...", what used to fly but doesn't anymore? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you get sucked in by the up-sell? PJ's big Auckland trip includes her visiting the mall What did you have to do with your ex after you broke up? We make amends with caller Nadia who had beef with Dame Susan Devoy - Susy apologies to Nadia! People's Poll: Would you have a massage in the mall? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is your claim to fame? Matty is OUT of the Santa Parade... sabotage from a listener we trusted! Battle of The Hits: Dance Floor bangers! Matty's rant about TV show seasons When did you get too cocky? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ needs gender reveal ideas! People's Poll: Mutli tasking when you're on a work zoom call Silly grudges that you should just let go of PJs supermarket dance Are you A.. Beauty Therapist? Matty & PJ try to guess by only asking a few questions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the mistake of mistaken identity? The People's Poll: When you need to go to the bathroom, do you announce what you're going to do? Our new segment, Meme Girls! We share a meme, and turn it into a phone topic (what do you not know in your job that you should know? Matty wants to know if you also thank Chat GPT after you use it What was the bizarre thing that someone stole from you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you try and get your partner into that didn't fly? PJ has a 60 second pregnancy rage to whinge about everything pissing her off Group Therapy: Should I tell my boss that my co-worker is working on their side hustle at work? Matty's turned into a busy-body old woman What is your crazy coincidence? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you know someone who eats something differently? The People's Poll: Are you an envelope household? Matty's TV Takeover game! Our Coldplay review + Dylan the fan who got to sing with Chris Martin! Matty & PJ roast eachother on what it would be if someone said you were "pulling a PJ/Matty" What did you order vs what did you get? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you get caught with your pants down? People's Poll: Have you ever walked out of a movie or a show? Battle of The Hits: Miley Cyrus edition! PJ's petrol station observation What happened in the work bathroom? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can PJ guess who the cough belongs to? (after she coughed and got called out in a team meeting this morning) Is Matty out of the Mariah Carey game? Jono, Ben & Megan confront him What did you accidentally bid on? Are You a... Firefighter? Or can you convince Matty & PJ you are?! Matty got busted getting takeaways See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ needs advice on thank you gestures When did you DM a celebrity? Matty brings up when PJ was on First Dates NZ, and there's some audio... Mariah Carey update - one of us is again out of the game! Matt the boss got humbled HARD by his toddler - when did a kid humble you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Benefits of having rich friends Producer Sara is out of the Mariah Carey game!! PJ lost her phone, what did you because of mum brain? Matty always cuts his veges in a certain way, and he wants to know if everyone does it like this? Group Therapy: Christmas with the family - do I have to go? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How last minute did you get the call up? The People's Poll: Adding someone on social media after only meeting them once? We have an update on the Mariah Carey game Jono, Ben & Megan! Matty tried a new sport, and doesn't know if it's for him... Andy Ellis joins the show, and he knows PJs brothers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tell us your number plate, we'll try guess what it is... Matty prank calls his friend to ask why he's not on the invite list for his 30th... The Final No Funny No Money ever!! Cassie Henderson performs live! Can we sabotage the Mariah Carey game with Jono, Ben & Megan? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What low level thing do you think should be banned? PJ's etiquette question about age Are You A... Barista? Or can you fool Matty & PJ that you are? Matty's first laser appointment! Of the... area The People's Poll: How often do you shower? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's "how are you? "good!" observation How stingy are you? Battle of The Hits - USA America themed for the Election! Matty tries to lip read PJ without hearing, after he admits he's amazing at lip reading... and yes, he fails What was found in the bin? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's Auckland Half Marathon update! How far did you travel for a meeting/appointment? Group Therapy: Should I tell the girl dating my ex that he's a cheater? What's the one thing you've never lived down? Jack Tame joins us live from the US ahead of the election! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie's first day at childcare! We heard Jono, Ben & Megan are playing a Christmas game... and we want in! Finish Me Off, but a caller ends up having to help PJ What did you accidently swallow? 90's objects that kids these days don't recognise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the weirdest thing you've seen someone doing in their car? Matty finally returned the phone he found on the road When was the unexpected inheritance? Matty calls PJ out for her parking tickets People's Poll: Paying for sparkling water? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When are you still told off by your parents? How did you cover up a big secret? Are You A... Personal Trainer? PJ and her husband have over committed When did you falsely accuse your partner of cheating? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.