Matty & PJ - The Podcast

When did you try to discipline your kids but couldn't help but laugh? The People's Poll: How many standard drinks do you have a week? When did you miss the memo?   What was the story behind the tattoo? Matilda under-catered for brunch at hers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda made Producer Sara help her go with manual labour Connie from Sneaky Sound System joins us to talk her upcoming performance at Synthony! Battle of the Hits: Sneaky Sound System addition!  Ben from JBM took us off air the other day, what was your big work mistake?  Our How To Train Your Dragon trip to Florida winner! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did a stranger step in to help you? Matty had a freak out, and nearly thought he lost his car! Are You A Mechanic? Or can you convince us you are?  What's the simple thing you can't master? What was the classic game you played as a kid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda didn't eat friut or veges until she was WHAT AGE?! What is your crazy coincidence story? Meme Girls: What was the weird reason you had to leave work early? People's Poll: Bringing your lunch to work? Matilda is heading to a very niche event tonight See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happened with the proposal? Matty & Matilda try Banana on Pizza! Group Therapy: my son isn't allowed to hang out with someone's daughter - please help! What are your public no-nos? Matilda tries out her wink on people in the public... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda got a call, her son Milo has cut his hair at school! What was the call from the school? The People's Poll: PDA? Did Matilda lie to Art about what she doing? What did you see in someone else's car? Also Matilda admits she picks her nose and eats it! Matty drove to work on empty empty - will he make it home? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What got lost in translation? Battle of The Hits: Road Trip edition Mils Muliaina on the Super Rugby this weekend! Are You A Cop? or can you convince us you are? What were the consequences of being late?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leigh Hart joins us to talk about his Snackachangi mission! Am I a weirdo? Meme Girls: When did you immediately regret your outfit? We speak to Megan about where she is hiding as the Rogue! What was your map mishap? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you pretend to love at the start of the relationship? The People's Poll: Should you pay for someone if you invite them to an event? Or they should they cover their ticket? What WILD story have you heard at a salon/beauty place? Steph won $1000 on The Alpha Quiz! Which man category does Matty fall into? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matildas recap of Field Days When did you just give in to the kids? The People's Poll: Should business class be child free? Matty's Mid Winter Christmas was ruined! Have you ever said no to a proposal? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Battle of the Hits with Keyzie from Hauraki Big Show Synthony Edition!  Matilda needs advice for Field Days, what should she wear, how should she talk?! When was the surprise ruined? Matty's a BIG suck up, and Matilda calls him out Producer Sara found Money on the floor at work... finders keepers? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our CEO Boggsy joins us to give advice before we play 'Are You A CEO', will he help us weed out the liars? Your irrational fears Keyzie from The Big Show on Hauraki joins us to set up Battle of The Hits: Origins vs Full Metal Orchestra! What's your go-to remedy when you're sick? What's the thing that seemed SO cool when you were younger that kids these days would laugh at See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What is a story from your life that sounds like a movie? Gerard Butler joins the show ahead of How to Train Your Dragon out in cinemas + he rates Matilda's now infamous Scottish accent Matilda needs ideas to make it up to Art after he had to cancel his massage because she had to work! Matty's multi tasking morning The People's Poll: Pot Luck dinner - allocated dish or choose yourself? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cringy/cheesy signs in your house  Group Therapy: My friend keeps wanting to get back with her awful ex, help! Matty has a challenge for Matilda & Producer Sara What was the office mystery (used undies were found on Producer Sara's desk?!?!?!) The People's Poll: Is there a right way to go down a supermarket aisle? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jemma won our Hits 20k Bingo Matilda has had a moving house disaster We get an update on Matty's run over the weekend Matty's Uber Driver calls us - What did he leave in the uber..... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ left her keys in Auckland and Matty had to try and get them to her... we want to know what length did you go to to get something back? Battle of The Hits: Bruno Mars - Matty vs a listener Matty is about to do a relay race this weekend in Taupo! The People's Poll: Driver or passenger? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How bad did the speech go? Are You A Arborist? Or can you convince Matty & Matilda you are? Chris Parker on his new comedy show, and why he's obsessed with malls! Matilda's last minute shopping drama PJ joins the show ahead of the NZ Radio Awards! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you accidentally spend money on? The People's Poll: Would you want a movie version of your favourite TV Show? What's your go-to story you always pull out? Who visited Matilda in the middle of the night?! Morgan Penn joins us ahead of season three of her Podcast, Sex.Life! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did Matty & Matilda do together on Sunday?!  Matilda can't work out how to leave the petrol pump in without holding it Group Therapy: my siblings have been borrowing money but I also need money... Matty's games night against a group of kids Producer Sara woke up to what felt like a TOOTH coming through! What happened to you in the middle of the night? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the craziest thing you've seen on the roads? The People's Poll: Do you pay for petrol at the pump, in the app or in store? Matty & Matilda had a movie date this morning What are the hazards in your job? We go straight to Timaru after finding out they have the best tasting water in NZ!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Sara gives the update on how the secret Lorde sessions were last night! I love my pet, but... Why did Matty have to work out in his clothes? PJ had another sexy dream about Matty... What was the awkward first date story? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What did you think would be a bigger problem when you were a kid? The People's Poll: Does the week start on a Sunday or a Monday? What have you started and not finished? Matty went to the movies last night and someone next to him even though there were a ton of spare seats... Rob Sarkies, the Director of the new Pike River movie joins us to share all See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What reputation do you have that you can't shake off? Dennam & Felicia got married at aged 88 and 99 last month after meeting in the nursing home, and they share their love story! Group Therapy: My partner keeps stealing my spotlight, what should I do? Matilda burped on air last week, we confront her about it Matty & Matilda do their best audition for the new Hunger Games movie! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda's made a new adult friend, but how do you keep the friendship up?  Kiwi musician Georgia Lines joins us to talk her new single Wonderful Life! The Sleuth Booth: The final key update, what could the random key Producer Sara found REALLY unlock? She goes to the locksmith...  I'm THIS old, and I still ask my parents, what? The People's Poll: Licking the baking bowl, when you're an adult? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you buy something and immediately regret it? Are You A Locksmith? Or can you lie to Matilda & Matilda that you are? Matty & Matilda's Sleuth Booth: We STILL don't know where this random key Producer Sara found in her bag is from, but we give our next lead a call, a very famous NZer! Matty had a hero moment in front of Dame Lisa Carrington and Dan Carter Matilda's case of mistaken identity See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you advocate to get changed and it actually did? Group Therapy: I'm in an age gap relationship and I'm worried for when we have kids What did you do before your big significant birthday? The People's Poll: When you are going somewhere but don't have time to stop in, do you tell your friends/family you're in town or not? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the weirdest item you've used to clean something up? Matty & Matilda ask AI to read their coffee cups remnants! Sleuth Booth: We send Matilda on location to try the key in the bike locker room! Matty's been eating ALL the lollies in ther work lolly jar What's the laziest thing you've ever done? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda and Producer Sara went to Pub Choir last night Matilda tries Kiwi Onion Dip live on air for the first time... and Matty is shocked at her reaction The annoying partners hotline, dob them in! The People's Poll: Placing your order ahead of time at a restaurant? Sleuth Booth: An update on the random key we've got! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda has never had this ICONIC kiwi dish, and Matty's never been to The All Blacks! Sleuth Booth: Producer Sara found a random key in her bag, and we try it out around the building to see what it might open! Are You A Physio? Or can you convince us you are? The worst major work screw ups Will Swinton, kiwi singer joins us ahead of opening for Myles Smith tonight! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What's the small inconvenience that ruins your day? Matty & Matilda's Sleuth Booth: Producer Sara found a random key in her work bag and she has NO idea where it's from What are the little white lies that are okay to tell? What did Matilda line up for, for an hour?  Did you get back with your ex years after breaking up with them? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda went shopping with her 3 year old daughter and she acted like an adult! Group Therapy: My friend is flirting with my friends husband, what should I do? Someone knocked on Matty's door this morning while he was naked When did you accidentally upload something to social media? Which cartoon characters are hot? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda still uses something very vintage! Matty asked for an extra WHAT on a flight last night? When did you shoot your shot in person? The People's Poll: Do you keep the energy/warranty sticker on your appliances? Matty makes Matilda hug him for two mins as it is apparently good for your health, but she doesn't like hugs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are the silly little things you hide from your partner? The People's Poll: If you see someone you know at the airport are you required to hang out with them? Matty's mum friend is out on the town for the first time since she had her baby! Producer Sara has been lightly bullied into changing her coffee order... Matty still hasn't organised a present for his mum for Mother's Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What movie did you think that was a classic... but it wasn't? Are You A... Mum? Can you convince us you are? Matty's a sideline parent who YELLS at his kid (even at his friends kid) Producer Sara somehow connected to someone else's phone in traffic last night playing a weird song... what was your tech mishap? The People's Poll: Does listening to an audiobook count as reading a book? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What did you pick up for the first time and absolutely nail? The People's Poll: Brushing your teeth with eyes opened or closed? What was the straw that broke the camels back? We call the plus one winner of the Lady Gaga prize! We finally find out WHO is drinking Soda Water every morning in our studio... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the niche thing that makes you feel icky?  A National MP on the National members bill on banning under 16s on social media Group Therapy: My neighbour keeps coming onto my property, I want her to stop! The mystery continues, who is leaving a can of sparking water in the bin in The Hits Studio every morning? Matty's turning 40 next year so we ask, what's the positives of getting older? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty wraps up his Rotorua Marathon run!  Matilda thought sea glass was just made by the sea... she didn't realise it was old broken beer bottles! What did you learn as an adult? Matty is STILL unbeatable in his TV Show Quiz, we even tried movies, and he still won.. There is a can of soda water in the bin every day in our Hits Studio, and we need to work out who's it is, and why they are drinking soda water in the morning?! Something annoying happened at a stag do that Matty hosted at his over the weekend, what went wrong when you hosted a party? The People's Poll: Would you take a business class seat if it meant your co-worker was stuck in economy? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is singles tax/ no kids tax a thing? The People's Poll: If you had 1000 grapes and every time you had 1 you inherited $100,000, but ONE was poisoned and you would die if you ate it... how many would you eat? Battle of The Hits: Running songs edition Did you move from the city to the country and what caught you off guard the most? Matty rants about how cafe staff don't SMILE anymore  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty farted in the middle of his massage Producer Sara was late because she couldn't get a bird out of her house... what was your excuse?  Are You A... council worker? Or can you trick us into thinking you work for the Council? Jon Toogood from Shihad joins the show! The People's Poll: Do you put your bra on at the front & swivel it around or at the back? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What do you worry about now, that you wouldn't have before? The People's Poll: What age should you stop getting a birthday cake?  After finding out Matilda reads in accents, we ask what do you do that you think might not be quite normal? When did your family humble you? Matty needs ideas for his friends stag do See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda's son Milo had his first day at school today!  'Back in my Day'... what could you get away with? Matilda reads in accents of the characters or in a male or female voice who are in the book she's reading! Group Therapy: I don't like my friends wife. Help! Matty got mud in his phone, and the guy at the tech shop did something VERY weird to get it out... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you get surprised and you weren't expected it? The People's Poll: Who would win out of One Gorilla vs 100 Men? Can you beat Matilda at guessing how many letters are in a word? What's your weird party trick? Do you have a hobby that doesn't match your age? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The People's Poll: When you're ordering takeaways do you wait in the shop or in your car? Battle of The Hits, Lorde edition. Matty takes on listener Ben! Are You... In the Army? Or can you convince us you are? Matty has a bone to pick with Producer Sara, and it's about instagram! John Campbell on his new show investigating Destiny Church - Under His Command See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What's the weird behaviour you do with your partner? What was the weird message you got from an ex? What's the quote from a movie or tv show that you use in everyday life? The People's Poll: Did you take this week off as annual leave? Robots can run half matharons! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's TV Takedown - Fantasy TV Shows edition. Matty is still unbeaten! Matty and Producer Sara had silly weekend accidents, what was yours Producer Sara has a question about driving and when it's okay to let someone out! Group Therapy: I've lent my friend money and they're not paying me back What's the crazy thing that happened in your family? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Be our local weather presenters! What's the worst excuse you've ever heard? Matilda's son Milo is suddenly obsessed with the Council... Battle of the Hits: Lady Gaga edition! Are You A... supermarket worker? Or can you convince us you are? Matilda used her lipstick instead of a pen  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ gives us a call to update all things baby Frankie, and also her crazy birth story! If money wasn't an issue, what low level funny thing would you pay someone to do? Matty teaches Matilda how to properly honk the horn in her car Meme Girls: What unhinged thing has a kid said to you? The People's Poll: If the ending gets spoiled for you, do you still watch/read? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What took you way too long to realise? Should Matilda eat mince that's 5 days old? How good are men vs women at listening?  Group Therapy: My riend is selling stuff I gave her for free on Facebook Marketplace Producer Sara has been caught sniffing something weird, what did you do that that you didn't think was weird, but then realised it was? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr G from Summer Heights High is back! But not in the way we wanted... when did you get your hopes up but they were let down again? The People's Poll: When you call somewhere to make a reservation, do you say your name first or when they ask? Matilda's horrible morning with accidental shouting, and accidental carpet staining from the kids Rhi & Jeff from MAFS AUS join us to chat about their love story, and dish some behind the scenes on the cast Matilda's house is going up for sale, and she accidentally left her undies on full display today during the open homes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Battle of the TV Themes: We tell Matilda that her pick has won the whole thing! What happened when your parents met your partner? The People's Poll: Do you answer the phone just to say you can't talk? Do you risk driving your car on empty? Matilda nearly got overcharged at the pub and she made that joke "haha must be GREAT wine then"... what's the cringey joke people make in your work? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.