Matty & PJ - The Podcast

Matty reckons he can scan his groceries faster at self checkout than anyone in NZ Does The Nanny make it through to the next round of Battle of the TV Theme Songs? Gen Z want to cancel the thumbs up emoji! Dads of NZ help! Why are there TEETH in the studio? We call Jono from The Hits Breakfast Are You A... Factory Worker? Matty absolutely bombs in guessing who is lying See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the really annoying thing someone did around your wedding?  Matty & Matilda each folded a fitted sheet in 30 seconds on air to see who was better!  Meme Girls: When did you have to overexplain something? What do you do when you've got time to kill between work and an event? What shouldn't be awkward, but just is? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An update on PJs baby number two! Matty saw something really weird on a plane... The People's Poll: Do you watch TV silently or vocally? The Best TV Theme Tunes: Who has made it through to the next round?! Producer Sara accused someone in the office of stealing her lunch & then she found it... when did you have to back track your accusation? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daylight Saving was last night, and Matty is not changing his car clock. What have you been putting off? How did Matty & Matilda's modelling go at ID Fashion Week?! Matilda nearly got dropped... Matilda's 77 year old dad is really into Married at First Sight! What did your parents unexpectedly get into? The People's Poll: Matty had a dream about Matilda! Do you tell someone if you have a dream about them? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty & Matilda are walking the runway at ID Fashion tonight, what could possibly go wrong (No we acrtually plan what could go wrong!) Battle of the Hits: Catwalk Song Edition Matty nearly missed his flight this morning! Battle of the TV Theme songs: Matty wants to bring back The Nanny and Matilda wants to bring Charmed into the running! Our amazing Anaheim trip winner Tanya from Auckland!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Battle of the TV Show Themes - will FRIENDS make it through to the next round? What advice did you ignore from a professional? Our Gen Z Producer is on crutches and won't listen to the physio... Matty & Matilda are walking in the ID Fashion Show Tomorrow, Tia from 62 models  judges their walk! What did you sign up for last minute and how did it go? Are You A, Model? Or can Matty & Matilda guess that you are? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Battle of the TV Show Theme Songs kicks off! Matilda regrets putting Blu tack on her walls! What seemed like a good idea at the time but it wasn't? Matty recorded himself singing in the shower... he thought he nailed it... Meme Girls: What were you really looking forward to doing as an adult, when you were a kid, that hasn't lived up to the expectations? Has anyone has ever dated a friends ex or vice versa, it urns out yes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's something you thought was true about yourself, but you just found out wasn't?  Group Therapy: My daughter is paying friends at school to hang out with her! Matty & Matilda are WALKING in a fashion show on Friday!  Matty fell for a April Fools prank... Matilda's in full DIY mode as she gets ready to sell her house, when the DIY job turn into way more than you thought?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did a parent have your back to help you lie to your kids? The People's Poll: Do you say "you're on your way" when you're still getting ready or when you're actually in the car? Can you beat Matilda at guessing how many letters are in a word? What was the random thing you learned about your co-worker? What's the weirdest way you got your injury, and why do Matty's inner thighs hurt? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When was the awkward break up? PJ's last day before maternity leave, and we surprise her with Charlie & BJ in studio + a poem written by Matty! Battle of the Hits: Dance floor edition Matilda had a big night, but it turns out an even bigger morning! Matilda gives Scooby Doo news, but then realises she was completely wrong... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why were you a beautiful little weirdo at school? Matilda undertakes a quiz to get ready to work with Matty for a few months! What is the modern day technology that you just can't adapt to? Are You A... midwife? Or can you convince the show you are? PJs snoring has been out of control lately... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Both Matty & PJ saw something verrry weird on the side of the road today Who did you accidentally message that you weren't meant to? Meme Girls: What did you pay top dollar for, but it wasn't worth it? Things that were invented in New Zealand, that you probably didn't realise! Jake Bailey, you may remember him from the powerful speech he delivered from a wheelchair at Chch Boys High in 2015 when he was diagnosed with cancer. It's been 10 years & he talks his second book all about resilience! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the drama in your group chat? The People's Poll: Do you check your mailbox everyday? Someone asked PJ if they could touch her bump - what did a stranger ask you for? Group Therapy: I'm on a road trip with my friend, but I'm developing feelings. Should I tell him? Matilda needs to rant! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ absolutely nails her Song Quiz! Matilda washed her car with hand soap! What was your substitute? What do you look like and what do you do/enjoy that doesn't fit your personality PJ's awkward moment at her massage  Where did you end up in autopilot moment? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Sara was unexpectedly hit on! The People's Poll: Using a clothes line or a clothes horse? PJ didn't enjoy her lunch, should she have said something to the staff? Matty rants about people not getting out of his way & also his book... Battle of The Hits: Irish edition!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You A Chef? Or can you convince Matty & PJ you are? PJ FINALLY has the real confirmation of her babies gender! Creative threats you've made to your kids to get them to listen to you What's the last reason you were in the hospital  -  and add lil at the start - that's your rapper name Producer Sara was mistaken for her brothers gf... what was the case of mistaken identity? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and only 'Lose Control' singer is officially returning to perform live in New Zealand for two concerts in 2025! Here are some of the best moments from all the times we've caught up with Teddy Swims. Listen now and get pumped for his October 2025 shows in Christchurch and Auckland! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty wants to re-write the Vouge song with iconic kiwi artists!  The People's Poll: Does lucked out mean you've had good or bad luck? Meme Girls: The best phrases to reply to "How are you?" that aren't boring Matty's sex and the city moment on a plane Do you delete people off Facebook? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you do on your first wedding anniversary and what did you do for your most recent one? Matty has an ettiquette question about the buffet Group Therapy: How do I cut and run from my boyfriend who's just gone through grief of losing a parent, but he's never been nice to me? Matty was mistaken for Chris Parker What is your technique for sneaking purchases past your partner? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda's eyebrows are verrrry dark today PJ is going on maternity leave soon, and we want to know what to get her! Matty once again reigned supreme in his TV show quiz It's St Paddys Day! so do you have the luck of the irish? What was your spurr of the moment decision? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you go from hero to zero real fast? Greg Murphy joins the show to talk F1! Battle of the Hits: Homegrown artist edition! Matty & Matilda had an awkward run in on the street Did you find out after the fact that you and your partner have crossed paths before! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ needed help transporting something, who's the person that saved the day? Matty's bug bear is shops that don't spell words correctly Are You A... landscaper? Or can you convice Matty & PJ you are? What's the craziest thing you've done for your pet or with your pet? PJ left a note and got a reply months later...what happened after a note was left? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: Does your name not match you at all? Matty's husband Ryan saw a cat in a pram and we're confused.. The People's Poll: When you park on the road do you park away from other cars leaving a gap or right behind another car? Is your job really hard to explain? We'll try and guess what you do! Do you need help buying something? Tell us and we'll help decide for you if you should get it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ accidentally used vinegar instead of deodorant under your arms,what did you you mix up? The People's Poll: How long do you soak your clothes for when getting a stain out? Group Therapy: My friend wants to double time two guys and lie for her, what should I do? What did you start and not finish... Matty has finished the flatpack drawers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie has finished the part of puzzle, and the burger is in an uber on the way to The Hits HQ for us to try it! When did you get knocked off your perch? Burger update - we eat the winning burger that has been transported all the way from the Catlans live on air and it WAS WORTH IT! Live FREE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty tried to put together a flat pack in the studio during the show because his husband's away... how did he go? Our Burger Mission is nearly complete!  Will it make it to Auckland by tomorrow? The People's Poll: Reheating rice? What happened to your kids when you left them with your partner? How long have you been holding onto something? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What silly goose thing did you do today? We've found the Best Burger in NZ - and we want to try it! But the burger is in the Catlans and we need to get it to Auckland for Friday so we can eat it What's the saying that always catches you out? How was Matty at the movies on his own? Do you think Matty can assemble a flatpack on his own? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What important thing did you miss? The People's Poll: Eyes opened or closed at the dentist? What do you do when your partners away? The amazing waka found on the Chatham Islands Group Therapy: My nana hasn't bought me the same things as my siblings, is it fair? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's shearing update after Golden Shears! How Monday is your Monday? Julian Sewell from Tiktok joins us to talk his viral character, and the Oscars! PJ nails her Song Quiz against a listener Is it on you if someone leaves an item at your house, to send it back to them? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's back on the farm and gets advice from BJ ahead of his stint at Golden Shears tonight The People's Poll: Do you take the long scenic route or the quickest way? Battle of The Hits: Shearing Shed edition Ryan thought someone was breaking into their house this morning but it was just Matty What selective memory does your kid or partner have? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You A... farmer? Can Matty & PJ guess if you're telling the truth? What's the easiest job you ever got paid for? Matty's on stage at Golden Shears tomorrow shearing a sheep! What did you accidentally put in your mouth..  What are you low level annoyences? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: what's the craziest thing you've seen at a funeral? The People's Poll: Is it okay to ask if someone's plus one is still coming to an event, when the person invited has just been broken up with? Who did you meet before they became a celebrity? PJ calls up to break the news... Matty is shearing a sheep at Golden Shears on Friday! Can we find the goodyest goody good? Turns out we can! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the non sad thing that made you cry? The People's Poll: Did you know Steven Adams and Val Adams were related?  Group Therapy: My wife keeps hiding my clothes and trying to tell me what to wear! PJs incident at the park Matty's Farm Initiation 2.0 - what should he do for his second year on PJs farm? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's TV Quiz - can you beat Matty in a Reality TV show quiz? Producer Sara watched two people get kicked off the plane but didn't find out why, when did you never get the full story? When did you screw up what you were meant to do? PJs bag got searched at the airport and something with an intereesting shape was found... What have you snuck into movies/gigs? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty ruined something, when did you ruin it for everyone? The People's Poll: When is the best time to go to the supermarket? PJ wins Battle of The Hits again... Matty isin't happy Matty accidentally used the wrong toothbrush... this one was maent to be for something else  Frogs don't always like to do the deed apparently... what's your excuse for getting out of it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty & PJ arrive in Christchurch with way too many clothes for a 24hr trip... Matty and PJ delve into unique flatting situations... We find out where is the worst locations people have lived? Are you a... Banker/finance - Some fantastic callers!! Matty's Cameo in Vince was shorter than expected...And he's not happy about it. So we find out who has had a cameo in music videos and TV shows. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What do you wish you could bring in from childhood to adulthood? Would you film a disaster while you were in it? The worst flat dinners from back in the day PJ wants to know if you have to tell your friends if you're coming into their town for only a day After Intern Aidan's mum texted our show on his first day... when did your parents embarrass you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ was a litttle too honest to her friend... The People's Poll: Asking the taxi drive to change the music in the uber Why have Matty & PJ been asked to talk at Broadcasting School? Who let these kids out of the house? Matty's husband had a sweet moment of reflection last night Group Therapy: I'm not invited to coffee when my work coworkers all go... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ absolutely nails her song quiz against a listener Weird rituals you follow Which sibling is the most chaotic? According to science, and does it align with your family? Matty shares his thoughts on the events that happened at the Auckland Pride Parade Matty accidentally opened the door buck naked... when were you caught with your pants down? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What item can your kid not let go of? Matty finally apologies to Claudia after stealing her butter... with a song Battle of the Hits, love song edition., and the loesr storms out of the studio Where did you get your name from? Were you named after something weird? Matty can see a face in a photo of a car that was on PJs instagram... can you see it? Text face to 4487! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it okay to name your child the same name as a friends kid? Matty brainstorms some ideas to say sorry about #buttergate with Claudia from the office The People's Poll: If you're staying somewhere other than your house and there's a bar of soap, do you use it? We call Ben Boyce after Matty finds a FINGERNAIL in the studio... then we open up the filthy hotline PJ had a UFO sighting last night? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We set Matty a challenge to not go on his phone in our big boss meeting. How did he go? Little white lies you tell your kids to get by People's Poll: Putting every single appointment in your calender? The 19 year old kayaker that was stalked by a shark joins us, do people not believe the story that happened for you?  After Matty pretended not to know Claudia from our office, we tested him with three people from our floor that Matty has met and should know the name of.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you have ONE job and screw it up? The People's Poll: Salting your food before tasting it, or after? Group Therapy: Why hasn't my friend introduced me to her partner of 9 months?! Matty is issued a challange to stay off his phone There is beef with Claudia from the office after Matty took her butter from the work fridge... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you inconveniently give birth?  Can someone beat Matty at a 'sports' themed TV show quiz? Matty gives a Superbowl rundown, but in pop culture terms we can all understand Is there any update on the note Producer Sara found on the floor at Vengaboys?  What does "I'm on my last drink" REALLY mean? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Matty survive Laneway? What were you doing in 2005... and what are you doing now? Producer Sara found a love card on the floor at Vengaboys... can we find Jenny and find out who loves her?! Are You A... musician? Can you make us believe you are? Producer Sara sat outside Laneway to listen for free...what's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's Make Good: We wrap up the big swim Matty did yesterday! Matty used to rollerblade to Uni... what did you do in the 2000s that you would last forever?  The People's Poll: Where do you put your handbag when you're out to dinner? PJ couldn't afford to get a book before payday... We share our best apps recommendations See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty decides his lane, and walk in song for his make good swim, plus hubby Ryan with some last minute words of advice! PJ was late for her flight but skipped the line thanks to her pregnancy... Matty gets support from Hilary Barry, Jack Tame, his mum and other celebs and friends! How long did Matty take to do the big swim, did he stand up in the pool?! All will be revealed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's Make Good: We chat to Alana Bremner from The Black Ferns with some advice before Matty's big swim + we reveal what Matty will wear! Also, how long does Matty have to complete the race... The People's Poll: When you need to put sunblock on your back but you're alone, is it okay to ask a stranger? Can anyone guess a song quicker than PJ? When did you no longer find out you were invited to something? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's Make Good: We chat to Callum & P from Dunedin as they do a rekki on the Port Chalmers Pool that Matty will be swimming his race in next Tuesday! What's your comeback story?  Battle of the Hits: our favourite song from the 2000s! Megan from J,B&M joins the show to talk the aircon wars in the studio Matty's Make Good: Which togs should he wear in the pool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A recap of our night with the Vengaboys! Matty's Make Good: The worst things to be disqualified for Are You A... psychologist, or can you convince Matty & PJ you are? PJ was accused of stealing, when did you get publicly called out? Big Boss Staino PAYS someone to hang pictures in his house! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.