Matty & PJ - The Podcast

Should PJ send thank you cards to people who didn't buy her gifts? Blind Karaoke: PJ tries Madonna (a wee bit off key) PJ made it about herself when we had a big win on our show Matty has been dreaming about someone close to the show What online videos 'gets you going'? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ guesses callers age... Awkward Matty tries spicy chicken and reading the news.. It didn't go well Wrong Place and Wrong time See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty and PJ read your texts – and decided if the text was mad at you or not Matty spoke smack on a zoom and had his microphone on... How far did you go to find something? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandra Hazlehurst - The Mayor of Napier joined Matty and PJ PJ heartfelt feelings about being away from home What happened with the uber or taxi? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ Failed in the kitchen in Christchurch Group Therapy PJ’s discovered a new skill of Matty’s The team were stood up in Dunedin When were you a plus one? Where you can find us on Wednesday on our Simply The Best tour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty stole someones luggage Blind Karaoke returned Life's embarrassing moments People with the best luck Where you can find us on Tuesday on our Simply The Best tour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ did something on the plane... was it rude? No Funny, No Money: why is there a joke about vibrators? Matty the... tradie? Drax Project join the show! Where you can find us on Monday on our Simply The Best tour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dasha, singer of 'Austin' joins the show! PJs spelling bee - can she be beaten? Matty can't do the waffle Is jumping a queue okay if your friend is in the line? PJ was hit on last night See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We reveal which regions we are going on our Simply The Best tour! What did you spill at an important moment? Matty & PJ get AI (artificial intelligence) to write a full voicebreak for them Battle of The Hits: Kiwi forgotten bangers! Matty's husband went to Mel C (the Spice Girl) without Matty See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ parked in the parent's spot at the supermarket... without her child Group Therapy: How do you talk to your friend that you think is not acting like themself? Matty cheated on someone today... Job Perks Our Simply The Best tour update! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's experience at the Rugby What did PJ accidentally leave in the bin? Blind Karaoke: PJs attempt at the Veronica's We're going on tour, and we need your suggestions! Matty & PJ try the tiktok trend where you scream... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Should Matty be salty he was unfollowed on instagram? No Funny, No Money... a little naughty this week! Matty's noticed PJ does this weird thing Jobs that no longer exist Our Boarding Call winner!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long have you held a grudge for? PJs Spelling Bee: Can she finally be beaten? A mouse in her food?! What did you accidentally walk in on... David Correos joins us ahead of NZ Comedy Fest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was your dairy snack while you were at school? Battle of The Hits: Boyzone vs Westlife Matty keeps getting this free item in the mail Meet Cutes The Millennial terms that are out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Met Gala update Neighbours at War Group Therapy: In Laws want to pop in unannounced Matty & Producer Sara went to a cafe and want to know, is THIS allowed? When did your partner miss the mark with gifts? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who was faster in the half marathon, did anyone chafe and how did Matty & PJ break the rules? What did Producer Sara accidentally play on air? PJ finally gets stitched up with Blind Karaoke! Nipple Cactus... what body part did you get stuck? The people react to PJ only washing one hand in the toilet See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you change your name? Matty & PJs Rotorua update No Funny No Money: Will Matty or PJ laugh? Crazy coincidences Matty & PJ get ready for their half marathon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some people have ACTUALLY had their mouth washed out with soap! Would you wear jeans that are styled to look like you pissed yourself? PJS Spelling Bee: can she beat a listener? When did you rage quit a job? Matty & PJ audition for Shorty St, with an AI written script See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJs bakery issue Someone didn't name their child for HOW many months?! Battle of The Hits: One Direction addition PJ only washes one hand after doing WHAT?! What did Matty do at the gym for attention today? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The best loopholes to save a buck! Matty's pants have a hole, can he still wear them? Group Therapy: Is it okay to spend shared money? How did Matty & Producer Sara corrupt their parents? What does PJ do for 6 seconds every morning See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did your kid come home saying that they got wrong? (like you grow WEED at home but it was actually WEEDS) Matty's road trip reveal The wildest sleepwalking stories What makes Matty nearly walk out of the studio? Matty & PJ call out their boss, but do you do this too? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ has a gripe about voicemails What food won't you eat again, and what happened?! Matty is taking a road trip with his parents & his husband - but who sits in the front? No Funny, No Money: the jokes get a little naughty Matty & PJ fight over Battle of The Hits! Plus what did you do when you'd mentally checked out of a job?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's embarrassed to carry this everyday item down the street PJ chopped her hair off... what other drastic changes do people do? Group Therapy goes off, it's a doozy Matty's wondering if this old thing he received in the mail... is still a thing What cartoon character you think is sexy... and oh my god the calls... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ was locked out of her office... again Blind Karaoke - did PJ nail it? Matty can't relay information for the life of him Red Flags at weddings, and was there any at Matty or PJs wedding?! Plus, what did PJs child walk in holding in his hand today, and Matty has a confession about his shoelacesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long can you leave butter and milk in the car... Do Adults trip over their shoelaces? No Funny no Money, do Matty & PJ crack when a kid calls up PJs worried about the cost of her wedding dress at the dry cleaners Matty pranked PJ after she hadn't returned something to a shop in a while Plus Matty's Husband Ryan hops on for a chat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty & PJ call a random number from their phones live on air We trial a new game: PJs spelling bee with a listener When did you accidentally come into some money, did you keep it? How far did you travel when you realised you'd left an appliance on at home? Matty tries to explain interest rates... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who stole Matty's biscuit from the work fridge? Battle of The Hits: What's the better No Doubt song? Where did PJ drop her husbands car off accidentally Is it okay to use the toilet at an open home? A saucy hookup story PJ needs a rugby chant for her husband's team See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did your toddler hide? PJ lost something important this morning Group Therapy: is there another option than the traditional proposal? Does Matty have a long lost sister?! We ask his mum... PJs "friend" had the mood killed by something DISGUSTING (you need to hear this)Plus Hit or Miss makes Matty & PJ admit something that could be kind of illegal, and do Matty & PJ give off main character energy? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ doesn't know about wedding anniversary gifts Does Matty have a secret half sister?! Irrational fears from movies PJ dreamt about Matty again Poor Matty gets Blind Karaoke AGAIN this week, and not off to a good start... Plus, things to double check when you're staying in a hotel! You need to hear this...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ can't remember if this iconic childhood character still exists We introduce Binge Club, what to binge on the TV this weekend! No Funny no Money returns, and Producer Sara lets a saucy one through the gates... Mitch James joins us, and performs his new single! Plus when did the games night go awry and why do we have a special guest from another station on the podcast?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did the Prime Minister say Matty should do instead of this job? Cops do notice when you do this one thing How do you bury the wrong cat?! PJs ex is on the show to talk their break up Plus, when did you have a tech glitch and where is the best place to buy lotto tickets?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ did something in front of the police Code words in peoples jobs when there is someone hot, or someone annoying Dame Susan Devoy to talk her new book! Is Matty in it? Where did you get stuck? The top of a mountain?! Plus, Battle of the Hits & PJ tells an embarrassing zip, jumpsuit and plane story... (you have to hear it)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did PJ win big on the lotto? Why does looking for a nanny feel like tinder? Group Therapy: your friends problematic partner Matty has to call in HR to talk to PJ about her behaviour Plus, Matty calls Ryan to ask him about the Baby talk, and what does PJ do to treat herself?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ nearly burned her lotto ticket Matty absolutely butchers Blind Karaoke When was the customer NOT right... and where did PJ used to work? PJ really related to BJ? Matty does a gene check... Plus, do Matty and PJ use baby talk?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ’s Been Asked to Enter Bride of the Year... How to keep the relationship fresh Returning faulty food Amazing dreams See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why are Matty's nipples rashy? Should you bring a gift to a wedding? Is PJ actually related to her husband?!Plus is it okay to heat up fish in the work office? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who's a better texter out of Matty and PJ? When did someone steal the spotlight on your big day? What does PJ make her Husband do for her? Matty's awkward friend proposition Plus, would you have picked this song for Battle of the Hits and when did you get the location wrong?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you put your foot in it, in an awkward situation? Matty's first time changing a nappy PJ needs help, she doesn't have a hobby What did Matty's ex do when he broke up with him, that he still remembers 15 years later... Plus, Matty broke his New Years Resolution!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was PJ in the right at this cafe? Matty needs babysitting help! He's never changed a nappy... No Funny No Money... do Matty & PJ drop a laugh? What did PJ do at the bar when someone was trying to 'cheers' her What reward did you get for finding something? Plus, what's the gossip you hear in your job, and why are Matty & his partner made for eachother?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What weird thing does Matty do in the bathroom? Matty & PJ think they can guess by name, if it is a pet or a kid? We talk PJs top.... (check it out The Hits Drive Facebook) PJ brings the woo woo horoscope chat... but just for one break! Plus, what did you get sucked into buying on Facebook?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did PJ think she could do in time, in a shop, that backfired... Are you dating a man-child? Do PJ and her postie have a secret language Matty & PJ think they can guess people's coffee orders Why do people think Matty & PJ are married?!Plus, a powerful Group Therapy with Matty sharing his personal advice See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What gave off 'rich' when you were younger PJ doesn't know what to wear to the accountant How did Matty's first rugby game go? Why does someone store their jeans in the freezer Someone cut in front of PJ at the cafe, what should she do? Plus, PJS attempt at Blind Karaoke & why do we feel the need to snack at 5pm?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why does PJ have a special relationship with her postie? Matty's first rugby game... he needs help on etiquette and what to wear Did these No Funny no Money jokes make Matty & PJ laugh? Piri Weepu joins us to talk all things NZFN - helping those in need! What's the longest time you've queued for something? Plus, is PJ smarter than a 10 year old & are Matty & PJ Marathon ready...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why were men looking at PJ at the petrol station? We open up the Good Deed Hotline for some feel goods Why is Vaughn from ZM poking Matty? We learn about Throuples Plus Matty thinks he's cool enough to go to this gig...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What went down at PJs wedding and what role did Matty do? You won't believe some pass-ag notes people leave Who's song is better for Battle of The Hits? Why does this thing annoy Matty about his Husband?Plus PJ has outdone herself this time, and it's to do with aircon... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty doesn't know what to do at this cafe Actor Cillian Murphy is in NZ, who else has been spotted?! Group Therapy is close to home today with Morgan and her gym dilemma Have you ever locked your keys in your car? Ben from Drax Project joins us to talk their upcoming tour Plus Morgan's final Chemistry Class on connection, and Matty's Kate Middleton conspiracy theorySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did Matty witness at PJs wedding? Who butchers Blind Karaoke this week? Morgans advice on Intimacy Our wonderful Cash N Car winner! Who is Morgan's Mystery Man? Plus, Morgan opens up about her journey with children & Matty shares something his Husband won't say.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty re-reads his invite to PJs wedding and realises he's made a mistake What's your go to fun fact Morgan see's something random on the harbour bridge We find out Matty used a sneaky way to get free pizza Morgan takes us back to school with a class on luuurve Pus, Matty leaves a note for his work crush and he comes into the studio!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's unhealthy obsession What happened to Morgan in a Hot Air Balloon? Who will win Battle of the Hits?! Matty's Barber shop gossip Plus, Morgan's here to teach chemistry & FB Marketplace horrorsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's instagram drama What role will PJ assign Matty to be a part of in her wedding Group Therapy: is it okay to be charged to dine at your friends house? What does PJ do at the cafe with her water glass Plus, a wedding that was planned in a day & Matty's new role!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.