Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

In today's bonus pod Johnny goes over some jokes for the show tomorrow and we've all had too much coffeeeeeeeeee

Klein won't give it a rest. He's on a mission to make Breakfast for Dinner on Thursdays (BFDursday) a thing, and even his own kids think it's a terrible idea. It's official. We've got a problem. A listener bought us an espresso machine and another one brought us a ton of Philz coffee. All we needed was a bean grinder and we were in business. We are all now wired on coffee for 90% of the show and it's going off the rails quick. Johnny had a visible hand tremor while sharing some of the joke's he's workshopping for Jake's comedy show, which made for a spot on Michael J Fox impression. Plus, Jake went back to Krispy Kreme to get a free '311 day' donut, Klein accuses Ally of doing something gross at a Prop Store event at a fancy hotel.

Here's a podcast as fresh as a baby's first poop! Today was full of important updates, including Ally's results on her IVF embryos and a scandal with Johnny involving our T Test results. If you've been lied to by Johnny call 844-956-GOAT now to receive ample compensation. To celebrate 311 Day we revisited the day Nick Hexum came in and gave us a steamy acoustic performance of Amber. We also had a fascinating chat with Blind Charlie who called to let us know that he has to complete an obstacle course to prove he's blind to renew his benefits. How is this not being livestreamed?? Ally brought a new band to the table for a new round of My Band's Better Than Jake's Band. Which band do you like better, Som or Windser?

What does a woman really mean when she says 'I'm Fine?' These and other sexist questions were asked to robots during a round of Man Vs Machine. We also made Johnny read some stand-up comedy material we wrote for him and let's just say he's probably going to get canceled. Vanessa tried (and failed) to stop a crime from being committed on her way to work today by saying 'what's up' to someone who was breaking into a car. Upon further review we discovered 'what's up' has been said by most of us when confronting a person mid-crime. Who knew? We also kicked off a new segment called Jake's Liquor Stories where he walks into liquor stores and asks people for their best story. Not only did we get a strange new intro for the segment from Johnny, we got an incredible story from a man who was once the center of a police standoff in Burbank.

Did Vanessa die on the slopes? Did she snort all the fresh powder? We relive the thrills of Breckenridge Colorado by going through the highlights & lowlights of her ski debut. Your DM's tipped us off to the fact that Klein's jacket made an appearance on SNL! Just weeks after Klein gave his jacket to Jamie from the Gorillaz, he was seen wearing it onstage at the end of their first SNL musical guest appearance. In other news Ally turned into a pill-head over the weekend, we test Johnny's comedy knowledge as he gears up for his 5-minute set at Jake's comedy show on Friday, and Klein's kids hate him yet again after showing them an R-rated dinosaur documentary.

The show started off with Ally getting pulled over on the way to work. Can she get out of her speeding ticket? Does she deserve to? Hear the full story & see if she should have done something different. We also rated who we believe to be the biggest pussy on the show. Who gets your vote? We also had another thrilling round of Gen Wars, a lively edition of Dank Tank including a pitch for “naturally cold water” and tips on how to be a successful man from Vanessa.

Clearly by the title you can see how classy we are. Klein had a very awkward moment in an elevator. Surprising? No. Entertaining? Yes. How many indoor plants is too many? In this week's Petty Claims Court a couple is arguing over the amount of plants taking up space in their small condo. Will Monica and Tim break up their 13 year relationship over a few hundred succulents? And what IS a succulent anyway? The Big Arch taste test happened live on-air and after spinning the wheel, Johnny had to wear the shock collar while taking the first bite. During the process, we confirmed that Johnny is in fact a girl. Or rather, a whimsical woman!! Regardless, the burger deserved a bigger bite than the CEO took last week, and we did it justice today.