Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Our boss wants us to switch out our podcast cover, and we need your help! If you're an artist, bored stoner, or just an idiot with ChatGPT, give us your best Klein.Ally.Show cover art and we just might slap it on our podcast! DM your designs to us on IG @kleinallyshow. The winner won't walk away empty handed! In other news, Klein sang to his wife before bed last to strengthen their relationship and it didn't go well. Ally tried and failed to bring grapefruits for her coworkers (check out grapefruit cam on the YouTube Livestream). And we heard your greatest food accomplishments during the Ozempics, including a woman who ate Costco trash pizza and a man who was cut off at The Olive Garden.

That's it, we're hiring a stripper for Vanessa. We did an AMA with Alejandro aka 'Kreme' or 'The Biggest Mexican,' where we learned about safe words, horny moms, sleeping with clients and even performing for someone's last day on earth. Vanessa definitely got horny and we're thinking he's the perfect thing for her upcoming birthday... The love theme continued when we heard from a phone sex operator during the Hoe-lympics, where we heard people's biggest sex accomplishments. We also heard a couple's secret to longevity in a romantic Old People Secrets! We also heard Ally attempt to order in Spanish at a local drive through (Ella tiene muchos gatos!), listened back to a Kevin & Bean highlight with the late Reverend Jesse Jackson, and someone on the show finally QUITS their forced resolution.

For valentine's we thought it'd be nice to take a look back at our sad attempts of sexual pleasure

t's Friday the 13th, which means our show was exactly the same as every other day. But we did get an important life update from Ally: her and her wife are doing IVF! It led to a lot of dumb questions about the fertility process, and aside from the insults we're all very happy for her. In other news, she had to pay a lot of money for emergency surgery to have something removed from a member of her family... To celebrate Valentine's Day we hear from the romance queen, the Throat Goat herself Ally's mom! We got more advice on how to keep a man happy & more graphic details about hotel sex and Doordash. We also heard what people are hiding from their significant others in I've Got A Secret (including a guy who gave away his girlfriend's dog!) We also got an incredible new Valentine's Day card originated by Jake the Nerd, download it on our IG @kleinallyshow!

In today's show Ally is out so it's a big mess around here which is weird because she's usually the messy one. We get your creepy or romantic stories, have a new employee of the month nominee, do a generation war, get an update on a former single spotlight and Klein tells us how the rules at school take all the fun out of Valentine's

In today's bonus pod we reminisce about the old KROQ studios and see who has the best gas mileage

Today on the show we attempted to re-write the terrible jokes inside Valentine's Day cards, and Ally received a gross proposition from her mother about sharing lodgings on a vacation. We also learned way too much about how Jake lasts longer in bed during Man Vs Machine, and heard from a couple on the brink of breakup over laundry etiquette in Petty Claims Court. Johnny also tried sake today on the show, which he doesn't realize is pronounced sah-kee. His drinking habit has prompted a lot of angry discussion about our forced resolutions. Has someone lost already this year? Who?

Producer Vanessa's mom went to a psychic medium who made some pretty bold predictions about her future. Will she leave the show for a job in Miami, get married and give birth to a baby boy? Clearly the psychic was confused and thought Vanessa was a baby, right? Today we continued qualifying you for our big romance package to Catalina Island, this time by hearing how opposites attract! We met a woman who acts as an older sugar daddy to her younger broke boyfriend. Plus, Jake threatens to ruin Ally's new car smell by taking a nap in her car. In other news, Johnny called in from an event in La Habra and messed it up so bad that we probably lost another sponsor. Hooray! We also determine who the meanest person on the show is. What's your pick?