Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Ally forgot to send me the show title and description today so praise the lawd, we get to have the old title back. But probably just for today. In today's show we find out Ally had to pay for her own present, Klein's miserable luck continues, Vanessa kills an old lady, we get a great name for the back office and learn where all the best wings are in LA

In today's bonus pod Ally has trouble building a swing set, Johnny kills a homeless man, Klein gets his first Cameo request, the boss gives us some good news and Jake has a comedy show

Happy Kibby Day! Today is the day Jake got his dog and her feet haven't touched the ground since. To celebrate, we interviewed Kibby to see if she's truly happy or if she wants to off herself daily. Klein revealed he has a new addiction: trading cards. He's officially hunting for card packs at local shops and losing tons of money in the process. Yay! Want a divorce? We did an AMA with a divorce attorney and learned the new things people are fighting over (like the family dog), and the potential red flags in our own relationships. We also got into a heated debate about workplace snacks in Petty Claims Court (shoutout Torta Susie!) and Ally presents a new business opportunity to the group. Also, Klein is on Cameo! His profile should be live any minute. Hire him and make him look stupid!

Is it a fake name or a real old person? Either way, Cretora Biggerstaff is our new favorite thing. Klein is on borrowed time after eating ground beef purchased on Jan 9. We also tested our creative skills against AI in a new round of Man Vs Machine, which led to creating a new holiday: Dick Day!

In honor of Alex Honnold solo climbing the Taipei 101 on Netflix live, we had our 4'9" producer Vanessa solo climb Johnny's standing desk. Was she successful, or did she fall to her death? Watch the livestream HERE for a visual aid. We also got a juicy relationship update from Klein, Ally learns a former middle school friend is now a billionaire. We also brought back the game Tik Tok Toe where we learned how to be an overnight millionaire and how to make a man 'instantly obsessed with you.' And in the divorciest month of the year we vented about spouses in Don't Be A Dick!

It's Ally's birthday, so naturally the show was filled with accents, drinking, false compliments & a special guest! The show kicked off with special birthday shout outs from A-list celebrities that are definitely real and totally not AI. Klein clearly forgot Ally's birthday but refused to admit it. But let's face it, he's distracted from all the interviews he did about his stolen car! After getting written up by KNX, NY Post and the CA Post, word on the street is KTLA wants an in depth look at the story too. He also learned there WAS extensive damage to the car and as usual this will cost him thousands to fix... We finished out "Bomb week" with Johnny drinking his first Sake Bomb, and Ally's quickly showed him how it's done with a proper chug. Jake interviewed 'Rams fans' who were born & raised in LA, only to learn pretty much all of them had never heard of the team. Water Sommelier Martin Reise joined us in-studio to school us on H20 & taste some of the rarest and most unique water the world has to offer. We also had him try Ally's moon water, among other things, and he was able to debunk some of the world's biggest 'water myths' (spoiler: 8 glasses a day is BS!).

Jake's deep dive into the world of crochet brought us one of our favorite new sound bites of the year. Will Jake successfully make an Octopus by the end of the week? Also, an update on Klein's stolen car takes away any sympathy you once had (plus he finally tried the 'egg trick' and yes, he's cursed). We also have two potential new challenges to explore: One-Arm Gary asked for a pool rematch against Ally which quickly morphed into a doubles ping pong battle between Ally, Klein, One-Arm Gary & One-Leg Larry. And yes, One-Leg Larry is Gary's long lost relative who we have yet to meet. The other challenge comes from Klein, who claims he can identify any hot dog brand in a blind taste test. Think he can do it? All we know is the next few weeks just got a lot more interesting...