Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Some of us are drunk! But who is and who isn't? Find out as you listen along to Whiskey Roulette! Vanessa played bartender all show long, giving us mystery cups full of other NA Whiskey or full Irish Whiskey. Long story short, many of us were sloshed by the end of the show and the rest of us were drunk by placebo. Spoiler alert: Non-alcoholic whiskey is gross We also did a drinking themed Man Vs Machine with an Irish AI robot, which sounded more British than anything else. We also listened to Jake's set from Friday night complete with all cricket interruptions and it was just as uncomfortable as you can imagine. Who's the gayest on the show? We presented our lists of who we believe is the most/least gay on the show and Omar and Klein were at the top of all our lists.

It was a jam-packed Monday! Comedian Greg Fitzimmons joined us in-studio to review Johnny's first ever stand up comedy appearance, and his review was brutal. Big thanks to everyone who came out to Good Nite on Friday night to see Jake & Johnny take the stage. Today we kicked off our annual March Badness bracket, starting with the worst types of drunk people. Jake somehow won the bracket! We chatted with Brandon Alinger from the PropStore about the many Hollywood props hitting the auction block next week, including the butt-birth rhino from Ace Ventura 2, the sweater from the Big Lebowski, and the alligator head from Happy Gilmore. We also debuted a new Death Cab for Cutie song and even heard from Ben Gibbard himself during his on-air chat with Megan Holiday!

Another Friday the 13th and another day of not-so-gentle ribbing, this time from All Elite wrestling star MJF (Maxwell Jacob Friedman). He stopped by the studio while gearing up to defend his AEW World Championship title. He mercilessly roasted Klein's nose, Ally's hygiene, Jake's virginity, Vanessa's voice and Johnny's everything. We also brought back 5-10-20, challenging listeners to place 3 KROQ songs in order: One from 5 years ago, 10 years ago, and 20 years ago. We also heard Johnny's final ideas before his big 5 minute set tonight at the Good Night in NoHo tonight at 7pm. Be there!

In today's bonus pod Johnny goes over some jokes for the show tomorrow and we've all had too much coffeeeeeeeeee

Klein won't give it a rest. He's on a mission to make Breakfast for Dinner on Thursdays (BFDursday) a thing, and even his own kids think it's a terrible idea. It's official. We've got a problem. A listener bought us an espresso machine and another one brought us a ton of Philz coffee. All we needed was a bean grinder and we were in business. We are all now wired on coffee for 90% of the show and it's going off the rails quick. Johnny had a visible hand tremor while sharing some of the joke's he's workshopping for Jake's comedy show, which made for a spot on Michael J Fox impression. Plus, Jake went back to Krispy Kreme to get a free '311 day' donut, Klein accuses Ally of doing something gross at a Prop Store event at a fancy hotel.

Here's a podcast as fresh as a baby's first poop! Today was full of important updates, including Ally's results on her IVF embryos and a scandal with Johnny involving our T Test results. If you've been lied to by Johnny call 844-956-GOAT now to receive ample compensation. To celebrate 311 Day we revisited the day Nick Hexum came in and gave us a steamy acoustic performance of Amber. We also had a fascinating chat with Blind Charlie who called to let us know that he has to complete an obstacle course to prove he's blind to renew his benefits. How is this not being livestreamed?? Ally brought a new band to the table for a new round of My Band's Better Than Jake's Band. Which band do you like better, Som or Windser?

What does a woman really mean when she says 'I'm Fine?' These and other sexist questions were asked to robots during a round of Man Vs Machine. We also made Johnny read some stand-up comedy material we wrote for him and let's just say he's probably going to get canceled. Vanessa tried (and failed) to stop a crime from being committed on her way to work today by saying 'what's up' to someone who was breaking into a car. Upon further review we discovered 'what's up' has been said by most of us when confronting a person mid-crime. Who knew? We also kicked off a new segment called Jake's Liquor Stories where he walks into liquor stores and asks people for their best story. Not only did we get a strange new intro for the segment from Johnny, we got an incredible story from a man who was once the center of a police standoff in Burbank.