Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Vanessa has sworn off sweets, which of course immediately resulted in several listeners sending donuts to the station. How long did she last before she broke down? It's rattlesnake season and multiple biting incidents have been reported, including one death. So we decided it was time for an AMA with a rattlesnake expert. Listen to learn about snake myths, what time of day you're most likely to see them, and how snake sex works! We also heard from the cryptkeeper herself during a new Old People Secrets, discovered we're eating cereal all wrong during Clickbait, and heard from listeners who met their heroes & whether or not they regretted it (apparently everyone's met Wee Man & Gwen Stefani).

Klein got pulled over by CHP with no license, registration, or proof of insurance. Did it end better than Ally's cop saga from earlier this month? Spoiler, he was almost left stranded on the side of the freeway with no car and three kids decked out in softball gear. Later in the show, Jake the Nerd completely loses it after the show turns down a Maynard James Keenan interview. Are you team Jake? Hear his argument and how it all unfolded. We also listened to the newly released Justin Timberlake DWI footage, debated who's the most/least angry person on the show, Ally shares an awkward massage story, and March Badness returns with a bracket for the absolute worst robots.

RIP Chuck Norris, but we all know he didn't die, he just went to Heaven to kick Ceasar Chavez' ass. All show long we paid tribute with Vanessa reading Chuck Norris 'facts' and reviewing some of his most iconic moments in television. Like the time he told Haley Joel Osment he had AIDS. Who's the worst type of co-worker? You pitched some good nominees in today's round of March Badness, including the person who kisses the ass of the supervisor in every meeting. We spent more than a minute with Evan Lovett of 'LA in A Minute' when he stopped by to defend LA stereotypes, like traffic, health & wellness warriors, and bad sports fans. Plus another awkward Box of Shame (hint: it's another weird sex thing from Ally)

Sleep well? We didn't either. That's why we're a morning show, not morning people. We heard a ton of hilarious reasons why people didn't sleep last night, including dog puke, catalytic converter theft, a foot cramp, and midnight sex. HELP NEEDED: A longtime slogger named Jessica is asking for your help. She signed up for the OC Half Marathon, but now feels inspired to switch to the FULL marathon. She's looking for someone to swap with (OC Marathon sign ups are full), and she's willing to pay the difference in price. The transfer deadline is Monday. If you can help, DM us on IG @kleinallyshow, call the Goatline (844-956-GOAT) or email [email protected]. We did an AMA with billionaire Michael Rubin where she shared what it's like to be among the uber-wealthy. Does he pick up change if he sees it on the ground? When's the last time he used a coupon? We asked all these burning questions, including asking him to buy us the butt-birth rhino from Ace Ventura. He didn't say no!

In today's bonus pod we talk about therapy and Vanessa's love life

Recently fired KTLA reporter Ellina Abovian joined us in-studio today to tell the story of how she was fired without notice on her 40th birthday after 11 years on the air. She's talented, smart, she's a hardworking single mom and speaks four languages. She also happens to be very attractive, which means we made complete fools of ourselves. You can listen, but we recommend you WATCH it on YouTube. We continued our March Madness brackets by nominated worst people at the pool, in honor of this week's heat wave. Top contenders included snot rocket guy, kids in the hot tub, the PDA couple, and the person who pees in the pool (aka Ally). Jake did another round of Pit Stop interviews, which led to a new idea: Swamp Ass or Pass. Would you like Jake to go around LA sniffing butts instead of pitts? Thought so! Ally also tried to give 'the talk' to her four year old son in response to Klein's talk with his daughter. As expected, it didn't go well.

Some of us are drunk! But who is and who isn't? Find out as you listen along to Whiskey Roulette! Vanessa played bartender all show long, giving us mystery cups full of other NA Whiskey or full Irish Whiskey. Long story short, many of us were sloshed by the end of the show and the rest of us were drunk by placebo. Spoiler alert: Non-alcoholic whiskey is gross We also did a drinking themed Man Vs Machine with an Irish AI robot, which sounded more British than anything else. We also listened to Jake's set from Friday night complete with all cricket interruptions and it was just as uncomfortable as you can imagine. Who's the gayest on the show? We presented our lists of who we believe is the most/least gay on the show and Omar and Klein were at the top of all our lists.