Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

For valentine's we thought it'd be nice to take a look back at our sad attempts of sexual pleasure

t's Friday the 13th, which means our show was exactly the same as every other day. But we did get an important life update from Ally: her and her wife are doing IVF! It led to a lot of dumb questions about the fertility process, and aside from the insults we're all very happy for her. In other news, she had to pay a lot of money for emergency surgery to have something removed from a member of her family... To celebrate Valentine's Day we hear from the romance queen, the Throat Goat herself Ally's mom! We got more advice on how to keep a man happy & more graphic details about hotel sex and Doordash. We also heard what people are hiding from their significant others in I've Got A Secret (including a guy who gave away his girlfriend's dog!) We also got an incredible new Valentine's Day card originated by Jake the Nerd, download it on our IG @kleinallyshow!

In today's show Ally is out so it's a big mess around here which is weird because she's usually the messy one. We get your creepy or romantic stories, have a new employee of the month nominee, do a generation war, get an update on a former single spotlight and Klein tells us how the rules at school take all the fun out of Valentine's

In today's bonus pod we reminisce about the old KROQ studios and see who has the best gas mileage

Today on the show we attempted to re-write the terrible jokes inside Valentine's Day cards, and Ally received a gross proposition from her mother about sharing lodgings on a vacation. We also learned way too much about how Jake lasts longer in bed during Man Vs Machine, and heard from a couple on the brink of breakup over laundry etiquette in Petty Claims Court. Johnny also tried sake today on the show, which he doesn't realize is pronounced sah-kee. His drinking habit has prompted a lot of angry discussion about our forced resolutions. Has someone lost already this year? Who?

Producer Vanessa's mom went to a psychic medium who made some pretty bold predictions about her future. Will she leave the show for a job in Miami, get married and give birth to a baby boy? Clearly the psychic was confused and thought Vanessa was a baby, right? Today we continued qualifying you for our big romance package to Catalina Island, this time by hearing how opposites attract! We met a woman who acts as an older sugar daddy to her younger broke boyfriend. Plus, Jake threatens to ruin Ally's new car smell by taking a nap in her car. In other news, Johnny called in from an event in La Habra and messed it up so bad that we probably lost another sponsor. Hooray! We also determine who the meanest person on the show is. What's your pick?

ake is hungover and on no sleep, but we made him produce this podcast anyway. Yay! How was his road to the 'Supa Bowl' and did he miss most of it crapping in the bathroom? Find out by listening to today's episode & following along on our socials @kleinallyshow. We, on the other hand, got plenty of sleep during the game. It was boring as hell, but regardless we broke down the highlights, lowlights, commercials, halftime show, and most importantly the winners of our prop bets (+ Jake predicted a cameo from Ricky Martin!?) Also hear our AMA with a Hollywood Matchmaker, Johnny drinking his first buzzball, and we hear about your dry spells for a free trip to Catalina Island.

Blind Charlie bought Jake a Super Bowl ticket and we have questions. Today was the deadline for Jake's GoFundMe to raise enough money for a Super Bowl ticket, and as of 8:40am he was only 10% of the way to his $6,000 goal. Then a call from Blind Charlie changed everything. He donated the other 90% and Jake is officially Super Bowl bound. Do you think Jake is a complete douche for accepting money from a blind man with kidney failure? Or are you team Jake? In other news, Klein was forced to eat his words on the show today by blind taste testing four major hot dog brands. Vanessa & Johnny (aka the chicken coup) cooked all four on a griddle in the break room and utilized a 'slit system' to keep track of each dog. Find out how Klein did and see the moment he chokes (literally) on the Klein.Ally.Show YT Livestream! We also placed our Super Bowl prop bets, debuted a new fake commercial, and Ally's kid cursed for the first time!