Kakos Industries

kakosindustries.com/ticket Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and, if you believe the cover story, then you can see me live this weekend. That’s right, we’re just two days out from the live show on February 10th at 7PM at The Valley Bar in Phoenix, Arizona. If you’re anywhere nearby, please check it […]

Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is gonna make that booty work work work work. Junior: Hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate shareholder announcements. At Kakos […]

Come join us February 10th, 2019! KakosIndustries.com/ticket Hello Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the poster model for a series of “Hey, blame this guy for all the […]

KakosIndustries.com/Ticket Direct: https://www.valleybarphx.com/event/1817137 Podcon Meet: https://www.facebook.com/events/366153357510292/ Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. The ticket link for the February 10th, 2019 Kakos Industries live show in Phoenix, Arizona is now live. Please head to KakosIndustries.com/ticket to be redirected to the event page and to buy yours today. Or you can find this posting on kakosindustries.com to find […]

in which Corin cuts way back, Yule and New Year’s are recapped, preparations are made for The Festival of Darkness and something to do with cars, we continue to wonder about that woman with the eyes, the dangers of radiation become clear, fireworks keep us up, and Am Tubee Izz “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do […]

Podcon Meet Up: https://www.facebook.com/events/366153357510292/?ti=cl Live Show: February 10th, Valley Bar Help us make that game: [email protected] Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I live a life of pampered […]

in which Soundman Steven discovers a new interest, Junior does some work-shopping, we learn to make some amazing crafts, and Squid Squad, the Squad of Squids, “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a […]

Store.KakosIndustries.com for sweet deals. YouTube.com/KakosIndustries for CC episodes. Brawl Stream Dec. 21st at 7PM MST. Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story then I have gone to the mountain tops, hid there for months and months, and returned with Kakos Industries wrought only from my frantic […]

in which your dread is alleviated, the hunt is on for another monster, Corin deals with some unwanted guests and also his mortality, Color Green Springsteen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and it’s HALLOWEEN AF. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider […]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/22274977 Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I have been hanging around Kakos Industries trying to meet women for years, and the company just got used to my […]

in which you have this terrible sinking feeling, you stub your toe, you recover from a great workout, something about an ICBM, dry skin is in, Kakos Industries gets to work on “better butts”, and Moodie Bleu “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.   Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that […]

Check out the newest installment of “Junior Hates This” over on our Patreon. Direct link: https://www.patreon.com/posts/21381183 Transcript: Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you’re listening to the wrong music. Bad […]

Featuring Julia Morizawa! Hear more from her: JuliaMorizawa.com In this broadcast, you get turned off from pork, out of failure springs a beautiful tree, we get a lecture in the arts, Corin and Soundman try to work out their problems, you put on an extra sock, and Aubrey Rose “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil […]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/20425889 – Bonus Episode Direct Link [email protected] – If you are an animator, concept artist, or 3D modeler, please get in touch. Transcript: Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then it […]

in which we finally get to the bottom of that one mystery, we see evidence of violence in Hell, Kimzzzzzzzzzz makes a new decree, a new experiment is conducted, and Gopher Death “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, […]

Pledge: patreon.com/KakosIndustries Music: NalibokiWoods.com Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you haven’t been sleeping on your left side enough.   I have two things to tell you about […]

Watch the full Q&A: https://youtu.be/5qBNx7vZuF0 Support on Patreon: kakosindustries.com/patreon Transcription by Nicolette Bell: So hello and welcome to the Kakos Industries Q&A livestream. So, I collected questions from everywhere I could think of or that I remembered people asking them; I tried to get you guys to submit them in a couple specific places that […]

in which Corin learns to appreciate a new accessory, you get prettier, Corin dials up an old friend, a man explodes, and Vickster Willow “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]

in which your run through some classic philosophical scenarios, you are hopefully on the mend, preparations are made for the Festival of Quiet Evils and the Festival of Innovation, Corin moves on, Hell has some troubling news, and Nothing Rhymes with Stych has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To […]

https://www.fiverr.com/conradmiszuk – Hire Conrad Miszuk to make voice sounds for you. YouTube.com/KakosIndustries – Q&A June 13th at 8PM Arizona Time/PDT [email protected] – Send us your Qs to A. Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t […]

in which we all wonder where that fucking shit is. We can’t have used it all already. Where is it? Where is the shit? Huh? Where did it go? Who took it? And Lore of the Past, Being of Pure Knowledge “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help […]

Ask us anything! (No Spoilers) curiouscat.me/KakosIndustries Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then you haven’t been following the yoga routine correctly.   I would like to do a Q&A video […]

in which… well… um… huh. Transcription: This Episode of Kakos Industries may contain objectionable content for some listeners, particularly regarding panic disorders, psychological and existential horror, and mentions of death.   Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more […]

Featuring Kristen DiMercurio in which we put a lot of keys in locks know-what-I’m-sayin’, The Shareholders’ Ball is recapped, preparations are made to hand out greeting cards, the Tabithas change their attitude, Hell discovers a new black hole, hush money is paid, we all try not to visualize “flesh ooze”, and Ruby Queen of the […]

Featuring Kristen DiMercurio. in which the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, or will be shortly, Corin learns to appreciate the simpler things, you have your genes mixed up, the lights go out, preparations are made for The Shareholders’ Ball and some sort of chili cook off,Hell gets back to normal, and A. […]

Featuring Kristen DiMercurio! in which you see some pretty lights, you get angry at the angry, you may have laid an egg, you prepare to get your genes all mixed up, more strangeness at the Division of Erotic Experiences, we may have created a black hole, and Brit Brit Britney Brit “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. […]

If you’re interesting in helping out with social media or hearing accessibility, drop us a line: [email protected] Also, #FanFucktion please. Or maybe just Patreon. Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk ,and if you believe the cover story, then I am an audio drama powerhouse team of one.   Making Kakos Industries is […]

We’re going to be at Podcon! More details here! Give us the #FanFucktion, dammit. $7 flat rate shipping available in the US over at store.kakosindustries.com Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I hide myself away in a cave in the mountaintops and return […]

in which you feel awfully heavy, you spend too much, preparations are made for ant-celebration and, for some reason, nesting, a war ends, hooded visitors appear where you want them least, and Jen O’Doom “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit […]

Phoenix meet ups is 8pm on November 15, 2017 at The Grand (718 N Central Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85004). Also, quit being so stingy with the damn #FanFucktion. Transcript: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story then I am responsible for just about everything that goes […]

in which you visit the Halloween party, something terrible has happened, we hear from just about everyone, and some of us get slippery. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month.   What you are […]

Boulder, CO – November 3rd (this Friday). Phoenix – Wednesday, November 15th. New items over at store.kakosindustries.com. Submit your work for #FanFucktion.

in which we witness some smoke rising, the Festivals of Fertility and Somnambulation are recapped, preparations are made for Halloween and the Celebration of Books, we become a little more enlightened, things with Jasmine Aashna become even more complicated, and Callum McCourt “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. […]

Join us for a recap of this year’s Shareholders’ Brawl. Hello, and welcome to the Kakos Industries Shareholders’ Brawl special! And what a shareholders’ brawl it was. Those of you who were there know what I’m talking about. Go ahead. Nod your heads knowingly. You were there. You are special. Kakos Industries owns a number […]

Join with us as we honor our 2017 Shareholder of the Year. Shareholders, employees, members of the Evil community at large, and yes, friends, we have gathered here today in the beautiful garden rotunda here at Kakos Industries to honor one among us who has truly gone above and beyond the call of duty. I […]

in which you get nostalgic in the wrong way, you are recovering quite nicely, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and the Festival of Somnambulation, which will not be combined, more research is done regarding The Simulgasm, you fantasize about playing fetch, Corin becomes a spaceship captain, and misery just might be the […]

in which you dress up like a big veiny guy, Corin gives broadcasting advice, everyone comes together, Corin receives some unsolicited photographs, and Nick Evans “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar […]

in which you may have vague memories of vague horrors at a vague conference, you hear some twinkling on the wind, The Festival of Innovation and the Festival of Quiet Evils are recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love and Evil Con, we polish the many, many trophies here at Kakos Industries, […]

Our Kickstarter was a huge success! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. Conrad Miszuk again. Felix Moloch from the Division of Insurmountable Fear is still following me around, though I’m told I’m in the clear. Felix: Hello, shareholders! COnrad: And I have you to thank for being in the clear, Kakos Industries shareholders. While we […]

There are just 48 hours left to pledge on our Kickstarter! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad Miszuk, again. We’ve got just over two days left on the campaign, and I’m apparently stuck in some sort of spider web. I have no idea if there’s still a spider or what’s in store for me. […]

Only 4 days left on our Kickstarter Campaign! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. This is Conrad Miszuk, alleged creator of Kakos Industries. This time they’ve got me on some sort of ledge overlooking a black abyss. I am very afraid of heights. I think I ran out of whatever fear chemicals there are in […]

in which you take a great trip, the water festival disappoints yet again, preparations are made to go big and go small, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has some news, Hell is about to get more uncomfortable, you sip on a DarkMega GuzzleThumper, and Sammy Sea “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos […]

Pledge at KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to help us make a Twine game and get in on the next Shareholders’ Brawl. Visit KakosIndustries.com/PodCon to tell PodCon that you want to see us there. Transcription: Corin: Shareholders, it seems that we’ve succeeded once again in exceeding the deficits raised by the executive board. But the executive board’s bad behavior […]

We’ve added a stretch goal to our campaign! Pledge $35+ to get an Evilie (not a goodie) bag! Visit KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to pledge today! Transcription: Corin: Shareholders, it seems that you managed to raise the trivial goal of $25 and you have saved us from imminent disaster. Unfortunately, the rest of the executive board has been […]

KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter Corin discusses the launch of the new crowdfunding campaign. Transcription: Corin: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders! My name is Corin Deeth III, and I am CEO here at Kakos Industries. Shareholders, I’m sending you this extra broadcast today on your extra broadcast receptacle to let you know that we are doing another round of crowdfunding […]

in which the Darkest Universe is achieved, the Festival of Steam is recapped, preparations are made for the Water Festival, the Festival of Earth, and the Nudity Festival, Hell turns people in usable fuel, the Division of Erotic Experiences improves their desire-enhancers, and Zine Xeans Machine has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: […]

in which you are presented with a mystery, Helena searches for a new occupation, the Celebration of Affirmation is recapped, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe and the Festival of Steam, the helots get a tummy ache, Jasmine Aashna develops a new horror, the Tabithas get all over Corin, and Dr. P Gasmo “wins” […]

New pledge levels at out Patreon (http://www.kakosindustries.com/patreon) allow you to become a division head in the credits, complete with update on what your division is working on. Also, we’re getting close to another #fanfucktion video. Head to the Fanfucktion Page for details. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you […]

in which you learn about all of the companies not helping their clients to Do Evil Better, you get reprimanded for your terrible behavior at the Pie Festival, you remember being covered in the blood of South American mammals, something happens to Kakos Industries Rules and Regulations Volume 11, you might turn to goo, Hell […]

in which everyone wants more, Soundman stands at 6 o’clock, preparations are made for the pie festival and the MOTHERFUCKING SHAREHOLDERS’ BALL, you order a nice comfy place to live out the apocalypse, and Dazzle Shmizzle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Transcription: What you are about to hear has been shown in clinical trials to make […]