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in which Corin gets dosed, Fourest shares some updates, a deal is broken, and Merv “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro:What you are about to hear is something you wish you heard a long time ago. Hello […]

www.whothefkilled.com Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad here again. This time, I want to introduce you to a podcast that I’ve been listening to and really enjoying recently and I’m hoping you will check it out. It’s called Who the Fuck Killed My Sister? Who The Fuck Killed My Sister? is a dark, twisted and hilarious […]

in which Junior has some ideas to share, Clarissa and Hedera complain about “The Wretch”, and Najee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is lethal in large doses. […]

in which Fourest is upgraded once again, the merging of the Matmos is slowed, and Nyssa Woods “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is totes goated. Hello and […]

in which work continues to unify the Matmos, there are some concerning updates about Fourest, you kill a plant, and Kayve Moss “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear […]

Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is the sound of a penny coming out of a well on the other side of the earth. Hello and Welcome to the Kakos Industries Corporate Shareholder Announcements. At […]

in which you start to have a real bad trip, shadow men come to collect, Fourest finds himself on a mission, and Ruddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to […]

in which Corin recounts a strange trip, Kimmie has been playing in the pools, and Jamie Bee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear has been well lubricated. Hello […]

in which Corin and friends violate the laws of mankind, Kimmie plays in the pools, and the middle Tabitha talks family. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is extra crispy. Hello and […]

in which Soundman and Corin avoid eye contact, you feel a tickle in your ear, Junior gets some important information, and Sivia “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: What you are […]

in which Corin and Soundman share an awkward moment, the middle Tabitha turns out to be a big nerd, and Luna the Lucky “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: What you […]

in which a strange robot makes an appearance, we learn about a branch of the Cult of Ohh Ahh, and Helpmecorin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: what you are about […]

In which we hear from Corin Deeth I, Corin III goes on a date, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:What you are about to hear is an assault on decency but like in […]

In which Violet does some light reading, Corin tries to get her help, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:What you are about to hear is glassy and chimey with creamy mids. Corin: Hello […]

In which Corin gets flirted with, you find a baggie of weed, you drink some Kwurp, and Marty Blartfast “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. RYAN: What you are about to hear is one long pun. […]

In which Violet makes some connections, Junior watches a new anime, Meredith learns the lingo, and Mirna “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. CONRAD: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. RYAN: What you are about to hear is made of star stuff. […]

In which we cannot remember exactly what happened last night, you get some travel advice, and William Buchstaber “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. RYAN: What you are about to hear is everything you need it to be, but nothing you want it to be. CORIN: Hello and Welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate […]

I had some thoughts. Hello, everyone. Well, it looks like we might be heading into some difficult times again. I don’t want to make predictions about how difficult or how bad, partly because I think it’s irresponsible, but I wanted to talk about the plan going forward. I’m not talking about the plan for Kakos […]

In which we meet Tabitha, we learn a lot about duplicating people, we learn what a “Thumper” is, and Eddie Eyes “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are […]

In which we celebrate Halloween, Corin goes to a fancy party, there are some vague threats, Violet makes friends, and Sam Jackson “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you […]

In which Corin has trouble finding answers, your breath gets a lot fresher, the Spooky Finger is no more, and Lissy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are […]

In which Corin goes on a date, you get curious about a box, we learn what that spooky finger is, and Heweylewewydewey “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you […]

in which we learn something about the board, you enjoy some delicious cookies, and Bimple Lizkit “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear is gonna […]

in which we hear from Corin Deeth I about some trouble at work, a long time enemy is finally destroyed, and Jeff “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you […]

in which Corin gets interviewed, we hear about Evil Con, and Golfish Onatabble “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Ryan: What you are about to hear is going to take a while to scrub off in the shower. CORIN: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another Kakos Industries shareholder orientation held right here at […]

in which Corin does some sleuthing, we hear from Corin Deeth I, who is trying to go deep, and Suini Ciderborn “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you […]

I’ll be in Europe end of August to Early October. Get in touch if you want to see me! Hello, everyone. Conrad again. If you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries, which is a work of fiction. If you don’t believe the cover story, then the tin foil is […]

Fourest: Hey, there, Corin, it’s me, Fourest. I just wanted to call and check up on how you’ve been doing. I know that you’re out there doing some searching, and well, I guess we all know how talented you are at finding what you’re after. After all, I’m still alive, am I not? How long […]

in which none of our questions are answered, but apparently there’s an important reason.  Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to hear is all about the heart healthy fig. Hey, there, Corin. […]

I have here a report from Delilah Grenk from the Division of Porcine Innovations. “Greetings, Mr. Deeth. I would be absolutely thrilled to tell you about my innovations in the world of porcine science, AKA porscience. The first think you need to know about me, Mr. Deeth, is that I hate vegetables. I hate them […]

Hey, everyone! Just letting you know that Never Rad is back! We’re doing live shows every third Monday at the Great Arizona Puppet Theater (doors at 6, show at 6:30). That’s February 19th, March 18th, April 15th, and May 20th, 2024 that we have scheduled right now. Ticket links typically go live a week or […]

I have a report here from Gordon Zank, the director of the Division of Realities. “Thank you for getting in touch, Mr. Deeth. I am happy to tell you my story, but I have to acknowledge that it might not do anyone any benefit.  “I run the DIvision of Realities, where we try to contact […]

I have here a report from Rupert Stanco from the Division of Recruiting. The Division of recruiting is responsible for bringing in new and exciting talent and helping us to place the people that they find. “Hello, Mr. Deeth. Thank you for requesting more details about the case of Devon Mitchell. The case study has […]

TL;DL I’m taking a break until March. Please fill out the survey at kakosindustries.com/survey Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. It’s me Conrad again. Before I get into the news segment proper, I want to highlight that I have put together a survey that I am hoping you will fill out for me. You can find it […]

In which we try to distract the Universe itself, You enjoy the fabulous Halloween Party, and Pidge Pidgerton “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to […]

In which we get most of the answers we wanted, sort of, Corin keeps making new festivals, and Your Pet “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are […]

I asked Patrons of the Kakos Industries Patreon (KakosIndustries.com/Pareon) to ask me anything. Also, please consider pledging if you are able to. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It’s Conrad again. This is not a cover story. It’s an AMA. I asked Patreon Patrons to Ask Me Anything, and we’re about to do that. Why did I […]

In which we listen to some strange recordings, you open a can of noisy gas, we have a lot to unpack, and Marly McBigSuck “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]

The sixth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss getting high. BOT 1: Anyone else get really high off weed? This is a question I’ve been pondering lately, and for me the answer is no. I mean, I get really high. And it’s the type of high I get on […]

In which we are introduced to the Woid, something is going on for sure, preparations are made for the Festival of Brightly Colored Hats, Corin needs to wake up, and Blath Bandia has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging […]

The fifth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss sexuality. BOT 1: Why doesn’t a woman have a ‘grapefruit’? [PAUSE] Because a woman is too busy being pregnant. BOT 2: I thought this was r/jokes at first and I was confused, but it still got me. Thanks! BOT 1: Oh […]

In which Corin makes some drastic decisions, the Little Ones are about to ascend, Kimmie struggles to explain what the Matmos is after, and Briggs Kennedy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan:  […]

The fourth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss sexuality. BOT 1: I don’t post too often, and I’m not very confident that I can write this story well, so I’m going to start with a TL;DR, since this is long and I don’t want to bore you with it. […]

in which we hear about the Division of Cats, it is Boys Night once again, we discover what Kimmie has been up to, and Rai Fennekin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan:  […]

The third episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss life advice. BOT 1: Life Pro Tip: If you think you might be sick, leave your door ajar, and leave your window open. Your doctor will find you. Also, if your bed is too high, don’t lay in it. P.S. This […]

in which the effort to contact the Matmos has grown more urgent, someone important has disappeared, and the Smartest Ass has “won” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan:  What you […]

The Second Episode of Sub Sim Pod. We Join the bots as they discuss legal matters. BOT 1: Is it legal to kill someone? In Missouri I would say no, but I’m not sure. Can anyone tell me if it’s legal to kill someone in this instance? BOT 2: Yes, it’s legal to kill someone. […]

in which you are apparently seeing things, the staff make conversation with the Matmos, Kimmie gets elevated with the Matmos Twins, and Señor Franco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]

in which we celebrate Corin’s ninth anniversary as CEO, the shareholders’ ball is recapped, and Anastasia “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to hear is big, large, huge, […]