
Kakos Industries
Do Evil Better
Kakos Industries
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A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer.
Latest Episodes
View all 282 episodesNot Cover Story – Grad School

Ep 179179 – Dosed
Ein which Corin gets dosed, Fourest shares some updates, a deal is broken, and Merv “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro:What you are about to hear is something you wish you heard a long time ago. Hello […]

Check Out Who The F**K Killed My Sister?
trailerEwww.whothefkilled.com Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad here again. This time, I want to introduce you to a podcast that I’ve been listening to and really enjoying recently and I’m hoping you will check it out. It’s called Who the Fuck Killed My Sister? Who The Fuck Killed My Sister? is a dark, twisted and hilarious […]

Ep 178178 – Wisdom Shared
Ein which Junior has some ideas to share, Clarissa and Hedera complain about “The Wretch”, and Najee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is lethal in large doses. […]

Ep 177177 – Banishment
Ein which Fourest is upgraded once again, the merging of the Matmos is slowed, and Nyssa Woods “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is totes goated. Hello and […]

Ep 176176 – Risen
Ein which work continues to unify the Matmos, there are some concerning updates about Fourest, you kill a plant, and Kayve Moss “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear […]

Ep 175175 – Coming Down
EKakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is the sound of a penny coming out of a well on the other side of the earth. Hello and Welcome to the Kakos Industries Corporate Shareholder Announcements. At […]

Ep 174174 – Deeth-lerium (Halloween 2025)
Ein which you start to have a real bad trip, shadow men come to collect, Fourest finds himself on a mission, and Ruddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to […]

Ep 173173 – Reunions
Ein which Corin recounts a strange trip, Kimmie has been playing in the pools, and Jamie Bee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear has been well lubricated. Hello […]

Ep 172172 – Disentombment
Ein which Corin and friends violate the laws of mankind, Kimmie plays in the pools, and the middle Tabitha talks family. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider becoming a member today. Intro: What you are about to hear is extra crispy. Hello and […]

Ep 171171 – Lab Reports
Ein which Soundman and Corin avoid eye contact, you feel a tickle in your ear, Junior gets some important information, and Sivia “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: What you are […]

Ep 170170 – As Two
Ein which Corin and Soundman share an awkward moment, the middle Tabitha turns out to be a big nerd, and Luna the Lucky “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: What you […]

Ep 169169 – As One
Ein which a strange robot makes an appearance, we learn about a branch of the Cult of Ohh Ahh, and Helpmecorin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon and consider a pledge of a dollar or more. Intro: what you are about […]

Ep 168168 – First Date
EIn which we hear from Corin Deeth I, Corin III goes on a date, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:What you are about to hear is an assault on decency but like in […]

Ep 167167 – The Dangers of Reading
EIn which Violet does some light reading, Corin tries to get her help, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:What you are about to hear is glassy and chimey with creamy mids. Corin: Hello […]

Ep 166166 – Eleven
EIn which Corin gets flirted with, you find a baggie of weed, you drink some Kwurp, and Marty Blartfast “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. RYAN: What you are about to hear is one long pun. […]

Ep 165165 – Poison Pill
EIn which Violet makes some connections, Junior watches a new anime, Meredith learns the lingo, and Mirna “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. CONRAD: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. RYAN: What you are about to hear is made of star stuff. […]

Ep 164164 – Wild Night
EIn which we cannot remember exactly what happened last night, you get some travel advice, and William Buchstaber “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. RYAN: What you are about to hear is everything you need it to be, but nothing you want it to be. CORIN: Hello and Welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate […]

Ep 163Not Cover Story – The Plan
EI had some thoughts. Hello, everyone. Well, it looks like we might be heading into some difficult times again. I don’t want to make predictions about how difficult or how bad, partly because I think it’s irresponsible, but I wanted to talk about the plan going forward. I’m not talking about the plan for Kakos […]

Ep 163163 – Tabitha Prime
EIn which we meet Tabitha, we learn a lot about duplicating people, we learn what a “Thumper” is, and Eddie Eyes “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are […]