Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast
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August 18 - Jono Has A Sponsor, Wendy Petrie, Ben's Broke His Wife's What??
Ben's in the dog box because he broke something that his wife LOVES... Jono also managed to get our show a sponsor, WOOHOO! But there was a catch and Ben wasn't happy! Finally, producer Juliet spends way too much time on her phone and we wanted to see if anyone's screentime was longer than hers. Turns out there are other people more obsessed with their phone than she is! Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 19 - Conspiracy Theories, The A To Z Of New Zealand, What Did The Internet Teach You?
Kia Ora whanau! On today’s podcast, Jono had a bone to pick with Ben because he got asked to do something special that Jono didn’t get to do. On the flip side of that, Jono gets the pride and joy of being sponsored by Skinny, while Ben doesn’t! We also wanted to hear about the skills that YouTube has taught you. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 17 - Jono's Trip To The Supermarket, Paul Wood, The A To Z Of New Zealand
Jono had the most awkward situation at a supermarket carpark and he was just trying to be a good human being. But it backfired. Classic. We also made listeners join us in making a wonderfully topical parody song about being back in level 2 & 3. Finally, Ben taught us a bunch of bizarre things that occurred during the filming of The Wizard Of Oz in 1939. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 14 - Big News Small Town, Mitch James, Jono's Worst Moments Of The Week
We chatted to the Wizard from Christchurch because apparently he's retiring?! We also had Mitch James on the show and turned his song 21 into a little COVID parody. Finally, we reviewed Jono's worst moments of the week. Happy Friday, stay safe and stay classy Aotearoa!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 13 - Reception Reception, William Waiirua, Ben's Parents Are On Social Media
Howdy! Today we played Reception Reception, which is everyone's favourite game minus Ben's. We also reflected on an absolute shocker we had on the show yesterday where we CONSTANTLY kept referring to Grant Robertson as the deputy Labour leader... Until he called us out for it when we interviewed him. WHOOPS! Finally, social media star William Waiirua & our political correspondent $20 Karen joined us. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 12 - Paul Henry, Jono Got Dressed In The Dark This Morning, News In Beeps
After the news of the COVID community transmission in NZ, Jono had a bit of a shambles getting ready this morning, and Producer Ben slept through ALL THE NEWS last night. We also talked to Michelle Dickinson AKA Nanogirl and Finance Minister Grant Robertson about the new COVID cases, and finally, Paul Henry joined us on the phone to talk about his experience in hotel isolation. What a big day! Enjoy the podcast, please follow the government rules and stay safe people!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 11 - Kid Fibs, Jono Forgot Another Password, The A To Z Of New Zealand
We played a game where we call random people and quiz them for a prize, they're often confused and flustered but always seem to go along with it, and today we called Nicole Kidman*! (*may not be the real Nicole Kidman). We also wanted to know the funny little white lies you told your kids when they were younger... like when Mr Whippy's music is playing it means that he's run out of ice cream 😉Finally, we called Mike Hosking and he's ready for his car to be returned... but we've got a couple more things we want to do with it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 10 - Partner Problems, Ben's A Cheater, The A To Z Of New Zealand
Ben's a cheater... When it comes to escape rooms. And he fooled all his friends into thinking he was a genius! We also wanted to know what the best thing to buy for under $20 is. And finally, we spoke to the man who bought the Kelly Tarltons Shark bus for $31,500... Have a great day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 07 - Jacinda Ardern, Big News Small Town, We've Damaged Mike Hosking's Car!
We pulled a bit of a prank on Ben with Hoskings car because he's been stressing about getting scratches on it, or ruining it in some way or another... And Jono took this opportunity for a good old fashioned prank. We also had Aunty Cindy on the phone and made her compliment some of the other MPs. Finally, an absolute highlight was reflecting on Jono's lowest moments of the week. Happy Friday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 06 - Reception Reception, News In Beeps, Where Have You Been Removed From?
Ben's least favourite game is back - Reception Reception! This is where Jono leaves an embarrassing message for Ben to see if they'll pass it onto Ben when he calls back. Also we've annoyed another Newstalk ZB host (not Mike Hosking this time) and she came in studio and confronted us. Whoopsies! And what place have you been banned from? Jono told the tale of when he was banned from Whitcoulls as a kid. Claaaaaaasic Jono.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 05 - Big News Small Town, Ben's Wife Dropped A Bombshell, Nicknames For Your Car
Ben's wife dropped a bombshell on him and of course Jono managed to turn it dirty... We also had a wonderful family friendly explanation from Jono about how people breed sheep. We also called Dargaville for the A-Z of New Zealand and chatted to a lovely man from the Dargaville Motel. Happy hump day ladies & gents, enjoy the poddy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 04 - The Referndumb, Ben Tried To Give Himself A Nickname In School, The A To Z Of New Zealand
On today's podcast we talked to our mate Michael Batty who managed to get a partial refund for his tickets after Elton John couldn't finish his performance earlier this year. It was a 6-month battle, but he got the refund! Was it worth it? Who knows. We also played Synchronised Answering and we HAD A WIN!! An unlikely one too! Finally, we caught up with the reporter that broke the story that's going on with Ellen Degeneres and her show. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
August 03 - Jono Walked Into The Ladies Bathroom, We Took Mike Hosking's Car To The Drags, News In Beeps
Jono went out on Friday night, which is a shock in itself because he's basically a hermit crab, but an awkward situation occurred when he accidentally walked into the women's bathrooms... Ben also wanted to debate whether taking an open bottle of wine to someones house is ok! We also had our political reporter $20 Karen on and she received some advice from professional political reporter Barry Soper. Finally, Jono took Mike Hosking's car drag racing yesterday and gave us all the highlights!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 31 - Stan Walker, Judith Collins, The Weetbix Challenge
On the podcast today we chatted to National leader Judith Collins and she had some exclusive dirt on the Greens!! We were also joined by Stan Walker who has a new single out today called Bigger, but we had a bit of fun making him watch his Australian Idol audition. He may hate us after that! We've had a bit more fun with Mike Hosking's car too, he gave us the keys (WTF, he must trust us), and now we can do what we like to it! Feel free to send us your suggestions. Happy Friday and enjoy the poddy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 30 - News In Beeps, Reception Reception, What Was Your 'Oh Oh' Moment?
Mooooorning! Or afternoon or evening... whenever you're listening. So we towed Mike Hosking's car yesterday and then realised we don't have a set of keys to use his car... whoops. We called him and verrryyyy politely asked if he could give them to us. Fair to say if he didn't think we were idiots before, he does now. Reception reception made a comeback and we called a lovely lady whose name also happens to be Lovely! Finally, what was your "uh oh..." moment? If you missed yesterday's podcast, comedian Paul Ego told a hilarious story about how he accidentally swallowed a dental instrument. That was his biggest "uh oh" moment and we had some bloody great callers who shared theirs too. Happy Thursdeeeee!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 29 - Mike Hosking's Car, The A To Z Of New Zealand, Who Did You Know Before They Were Famous?
Today we made MAJOR progress with obtaining Mike Hosking's car! Even though Boss Todd tried to make us rethink our decisions on the show, the tow truck came and got the job done! Tune in tomorrow to hear Mike's reaction when he realised his car was gone... In other non-Mike-Hosking-news, Jono's daughter got a new pet without him knowing, and we also chatted to the man who first taught Taylor Swift how to play guitar!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 28 - Paul Ego, Ben's Daughter Sienna Wants His Job, The A To Z Of New Zealand
We had comedian (also the voice of PaknSave's Stick Man) Paul Ego, in studio. He told the greatest story about how he swallowed a dental instrument... and what happened after. We're also trying to figure out how we can get our hands on Mike Hosking's Jaguar so we can give it away - and we're slowly making progress because we've organised a tow truck!! One step closer baby! Finally, Jono told a story of how loyal (or maybe not) Ben was after their car broke down on the side of the road.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 27 - We Want To Borrow Mike Hosking's Car, The A To Z Of New Zealand, The Worst Thing You've Had To Do In Your Job
Imagine being put in the African wilderness for 21 days with nothing but a machete and bow & arrow, WHILE BEING NAKED THE WHOLE TIME! We had Amber & Serena Shine on, who did just that, for the TV show Naked & Afraid. Ben also told a hilarious story about a Secret Santa present gone wrong. Enjoy the poddy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 24 - The A To Z Of New Zealand, 20 Dollar Karen, What Did You Buy Off The TV?
Jono has pitched an idea to take Mike Hosking's car and give it to a listener to borrow... Not sure whether we could get away with it or if it'll work but we might give it a shot! We also held a vote as to whether $20 Karen should be our political correspondent between now and the election because she has some very strong hilarious views. Enjoy Friday's podcast friends!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 23 - Heather Du Plessis-Allan, Reception Reception, Is Ben A Bad Dad?
You know how all the Karens in the world are getting flak on social media? How they are portrayed as whiny and obnoxious? Well we wanted to prove that not all Karens are like this, by getting one of our favourite Karens on.. TWENTY DOLLAR KAREN! And my god did she deliver. She also gave her two cents on the current political dramas and we're now considering her to be our new political correspondent! We also played Reception Reception where Jono called up a receptionist and left an embarrassing message about Ben for her to pass on. Have a wonderful day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 22 - The A To Z Of New Zealand, Jono's Weird Body Wash Combinations, Where Did Your Pet End Up?
We spoke to someone yesterday who has 19 nieces and nephews and wanted to see if anyone could beat that, and WE DIDN'T REALISE HOW BIG SOME FAMILIES COULD BE!! Our famous wonderful listener Barb came on the show again and told us how her car exploded... And Ben had an awkward encounter with a courier driver. Enjoy today's poddy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 21 - Delta Goodrem, The A To Z Of New Zealand, Are Our Phones Listening To Us?
We were joined by the lovely Delta Goodrem and played a goooood old fashioned Jono & Ben prank on her. We also chatted about how as a parent you are basically an unpaid personal assistant... And, do you have your tomato sauce on top of your fries or on the side? Even Nadia Lim weighed in! Enjoy today's podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 20 - Ben's iPhone On Shuffle, Big News Small Town, The A To Z Of New Zealand
Kia Ora! On today's show, we discussed alternative uses for products after one man used Marmite instead of glue as a binder... Bizzare, but we had some goodies come through! Ben also shared some of the embarrassing songs on his phone that came on shuffle at a dinner party. Also, we talked to some people who were named after brands or famous people. Happy Monday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 17 - Anne-Marie, The A To Z Of New Zealand, What Have You Not Done In A Very Long Time?
Happy Friday friends! Jono brought back three way calling (does anyone remember that!?) and tested it out on Ben's wife Amanda... HILARIOUS. We also got to chat with singer Anne Marie as well as NZ Olympian Valerie Adams. And Ben's daughters proved they are the future of journalism - he played some adorable audio of them doing the news. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 16 - Urzila Carlson, Reception Reception, Have You Gone Viral?
On today's show we talked to the lady who threw a sex toy at Steven Joyce a few years ago (you may or may not know the viral video, if you don't, please search it up. It'll make your day)! Jono also tabled an issue he's having at home about butter. Finally our game Reception Reception made a comeback, where Jono phones an unsuspecting receptionist with an embarrassing message for Ben, but will the receptionist pass the message onto Ben when he phones back? Happy Thursdee!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 15 - Judith Collins, The A To Z Of New Zealand, Ben Gifted His Wife A Frying Pan
Hey mates! Today we spoke to Judith Collins, the new leader of the National Party, as well as JAWSH 685 who collaborated with Jason Derulo on Savage Love which is topping the UK charts! Finally, we talked bizarre birth stories and Carol-Anne went into a loooot of detail about her birth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 14 - SOL3 MIO, The Referendumb, The A To Z Of New Zealand
This morning we caught up with the boys from SOL3 MIO. Ben's mum loves them so we decided to call her and put her "on hold" (when in fact it was just SOL3 MIO performing) to see if she would notice! Ben also explained how his wife absolutely put him to shame (once again apparently). Finally, we caught up with Tammy Wells (AKA the Briscoes lady) and discussed the way we should fold towels, because of course nobody other than the Briscoes lady would know the correct way! Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 13 - Tom Sainsbury, Ben's Duets, The A To Z Of New Zealand
Ben told a story about his daughter's new band name, but what would Jono & Ben call themselves if they were a band? Jono made it inappropriate obviously! Ben's Duets made a return, this time he teamed up with Sia to sing Chandelier. And even better, Jono turned Ben's Duets into an album! Finally we caught up with Charlie from the viral video Charlie Bit My Finger (and his brother Harry whose finger was bitten) to see what they're up to now. Enjoy Monday's podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 10 - The A To Z Of New Zealand, $20 Karen, Where Have You Fallen Asleep?
If you're a Kiwi and you don't know who $20 Karen is, well, have we got the podcast for you. A voice message she left for someone went viral a few years ago, and we had her on the show - you'll love it because she is such a classic Kiwi character. Jono also had a new addition to his "look" that the rest of the team hadn't noticed so he front footed that! Finally, Ben fell asleep in an interesting place so we threw it out there to see the strangest place our listeners had fallen asleep, and there were some beauties!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 09 - Reception Reception, Jingle Bells, What Did Your Kids Ruin In A Shop?
Reception Reception is back! This is one of our favourite prank segments where Jono calls a random receptionist, asks for them to pass on a message to Ben, and then Ben has to call them up and receive that message. But the thing is, the message is awkwardly embarrassing. We're also on a mission to narrow down the greatest viral videos of all time to show to one of our wonderful listeners Barb who doesn't use the internet, and in the meantime, we chatted to the man behind "What day is Father's Day? Sunday!". Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 08 - Don't Call Us We'll Call You, The A To Z Of New Zealand, Have You Been Scammed?
On today's show, we chatted to Barb who has NEVER BEEN ON THE INTERNET! Well actually she kind of has, but she hasn't seen Charlie Bit My Finger and all the other great viral videos! So we're going on a mission to narrow down the best videos on the internet to show Barb and it's going to be great! Jono also brought some more car chat to the show but today it was all about honking horns. Also, we talked to someone whose mum has been married TWELVE TIMES! Enjoy the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 07 - The Referendumb, Parent Purchases You Regret, The A To Z Of New Zealand
Hey podcasters! On today's episode, Ben shared a story about how he got himself in trouble with his wife because of a secret that involved the babysitter... Jono also provides a hack or two on how to get out of parking tickets #NAUGHTY! Finally, we chatted to a dad who's been in quarantine in a hotel with his two kids... and he hasn't gone crazy (yet)! All that and more, happy days!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 06 - PM Jacinda Ardern, Jono & Ben's Bite Club, The Oldest Person To Jump Off The Harbour Bridge
On today's podcast we chatted to Jacinda Ardern and she dictated the length of our interview... Because she could stop the interview as soon as we asked her a question that she's been asked before! Jono also surprised Ben with a very strange item from his childhood. Finally, we chatted to Dorothy Pattison - the oldest woman (at age 91) to jump off Auckland's Harbour Bridge! Happy Monday folks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 03 - Pledge For Plunket 2020
Kia Ora podcasters! Today was Pledge for Plunket day at The Hits - where we try and raise money for Plunket so they can keep doing the epic work they do for families and babies in New Zealand. To celebrate, Jono dressed in a nappy (see the pics on our social media @thehitsbreakfast) and Ben had to call our CEO and speak to him in a baby voice... It was weird! We also threw it out there to see if we could get anyone on who had been bitten by either a snake, shark or croc and we had some good stories. All that & more on today's podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 02 - Reception Reception, Messaging The Wrong Person, Producer Juliet Is Parking Illegally At Work!
Good morning good evening or goodnight for whenever you're listening. Today we sprung a pop quiz on an unsuspecting New Zealander and she took it like a champ! We also played one of our favourite games Reception Reception - where we leave messages for each other via other receptions to see if they'll pass it on. Also Ben told a story about how he found some cannabis frozen in a hotel room... Juicy stuff! Enjoy the podcast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 01 - Michael Galvin, The A To Z Of New Zealand, What's The Most Pedantic Thing You Do?
In today's podcast, we continue with our A to Z and we call Bunnythorpe, a lovely village just north of Palmerston North and apparently the residents there would prefer to live in Bunnythorpe over Hawaii, Italy and anywhere else in the world! Michael Galvin AKA Dr Chris Warner from Shortland Street also joined us, and Ben told a hilarious yarn about someone being stitched up after they had a little accident on a train... Happy Wednesday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 30 - Nano Girl, The A To Z Of New Zealand, We Gave Away $5000 Today!!!
We continue phoning every town and city in NZ with our 'A to Z' and today we called Bulls, AKA Ben's favourite town because it's full of puns. Also, after Ben took home Jono's Alexa, Jono got Alexa to reveal all the questions Ben had asked it (#stitchup). Finally, we had Paula Bennett on after she announced her retirement. What a funny lady she is. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 29 - The A To Z Of New Zealand, Ben's Duets, Have You Worked For A Famous Person?
Happy Monday! On today's podcast we call Broadwood (or so we think) for our A-Z of New Zealand and end up chatting to some absolute Kiwi characters. We also wrote a parody song about David Clark's recent controversial antics. Also Ben had a humbling experience at the courier when he saw their #HallOfFame! Enjoy ladies & gents!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 26 - Your Haircut Horror Stories, The A To Z Of New Zealand, What Mum-Ribilia Has Your Mum Kept?
Jono had a bit of a haircut horror (yes you're thinking correctly, how can he when he's bald?!), we also talked about Mum-ribilia: the things of yours that your mum refuses to throw out. Not only that, but we also got the cast of Harry Potter on, in a very special way! Enjoy the poddy & enjoy the weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 25 - Jono Was Trapped In The Bathroom, The A To Z Of New Zealand, Six60's Chris Mac
On today's episode, Jono introduced an alarm clock that you should have... Awfully inspirational... Until it took a turn! We also wondered whether artists get annoyed when radio hosts like us talk all over the intros of their songs, so we called Chris Mac from Six60 to see. Jono also got trapped in a bathroom but he deserved it! All that and more, ENJOY.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 24 - The A To Z Of New Zealand, Jono's Voicemail Message, What Did You Flood?
Hello Podcasters! On today's episode we head to Bluff for The A to Z of New Zealand - Every day we call a different town/city across the country and we're only up to B... But we chat to the Green Wizard to hear about some of the amazing things Bluff has to offer! Jono also has a terrible answerphone that we need him to change, and we chat to someone who has spent the last 2 weeks in hotel quarantine after landing back in the country. ENJOY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 23 - Reception Reception, Drip Dry Or Hand Dry, How Many Showers Do You Have A Day?
On today's podcast, we discuss the ICONIC (aka very simple) "dad" meals that our dads are known for cooking when mum's away, we play Reception Reception - if Jono phones up a random reception and tries to leave a message for Ben, will that receptionist pass it on? And Ben's daughter threw him in it at a restaurant... Nothing quite like your kids embarrassing you in public #lordhelpusSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 22 - BoozeTalkZB, The Pea Negotiation, What Have You Had On Your Face?
BoozeTalkZBThe A To Z of New ZealandThe Pea NegotiationIrene Van Dyke called in to help Ben with coaching his daughter's Netball teamDon't Call Us, We'll Call YouSpyWhat have you had on your face?Ben's DuetsScrolling Through Your FeedWhat are you known for?SpySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 19 - Jacinda Ardern, The A To Z Of New Zealand, Can Jono Type With His Eyes Closed?
Jacinda Ardern called inOur cardboard cutout has been returnedCan Jono type with his eyes closed?What are your thoughts on the weed referendum?What couple things do you do separately?The A To Z of New ZealandSpyWhat perks did you get as a child?Scrolling Through Your FeedDon't Call Us, We'll Call YouBig News Small TownSpySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 18 - Jono's Parents Upgraded To A New iPhone, Benee, Unusual Eating Habits
Jono's parents upgraded to a new iPhone Benee dropped in for a chatBen's been helping with the kids school projects...We want to hear about your unusual eating habitsSpyWe went looking for a Dunedin streakerThe A To Z of New ZealandDon't Call Us, We'll Call YouScrolling Through Your FeedSpySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 17 - Paul Sinha, Jono Won The Lotto, Does Your Name Suit Your Profession?
What did Ben's friend eat?The A To Z of New ZealandDoes your name suit your profession?Paul Sinha called inSpyListener Barb gave us some feedback on the showJono's house is a warzoneShould you intervene in your partner's plastic surgery?Our cardboard cutout has been kidnappedScrolling Through Your FeedJono won the lottoControversial CalloutsAn intervention on Ben's mumbling SpySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 16 - Karen O'Leary, News In Beeps, What Paraphernalia Do You Have At Home?
Karen O'Leary called inWho has the best yarns?Ben believes the Warriors are cursedSpyJono had an incident in a taxiThe ReferendumbWhat paraphernalia do you have at home? News In BeepsThe A To Z of New ZealandSynchronised AnsweringSpySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 15 - BoozeTalkZB, Ben's Duets, When Did You Get Locked Out?
BoozetalkZBSpyBen's duetsJono's feeling a bit sensitiveThe A To Z of New ZealandWhen did you get locked out?An update on Our Very Responsible Safe Social Distancing TourScrolling Through Your FeedRude AwakeningWe filmed our new TVNZ show over the weekendSpySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 11 - We Apologise To Bruce Russell, Rob Judge, Being Swallowed By A Whale
Rob Judge called inAn update on Our Very Responsible Safe Social Distancing TourBen calls NewsTalkZB's Bruce Russell to apologiseSpyThe A To Z of New ZealandBen's split billBen Hurley called inBoss Todd has done every chat possible on radioRude AwakeningBig News Small TownWhat happens when you get swallowed by a whale?SpySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
June 10 - Our Very Responsible Safe Social Distancing Tour Has Commenced!
Our Very Responsible Safe Social Distancing Tour has commenced!Ben put his back outHas Tiktok turned your kids into zombies?SpyWhat do the cutouts need to see in your town?We want to hear your medicine mishapsScrolling Through Your FeedJono's UberEATS incidentThe A To Z of New ZealandSpySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.