In The Weeds with Ben Randall

You want the rundown? You want the primer on the twisted personalities of restaurant folk? You got it.

Tonight we dispel some kitchen myths and talk dirty to kitchens. Remember, there are at least 28 reasons to distrust Buzzfeed.

You really don't want to work in a restaurant. Like REALLY.

Yep, I left Restaurant B. I can't go back. Here's why.

A tough one to listen to; Steve & I record in a moving vehicle on our way to the Alton Brown live show and talk work injuries!

I set out to talk more about Restaurant B, but ended up talking about the multitude of bottles I've violated.

We lost a great man and a great chef last week.

...or "Your Constant Mention Of Babydick."

Here it is, kids, Installment 1 of our discussion of my time spent at Restaurant B.

The 10 things you need to know to work in a restaurant kitchen.

I will never work for another labor union ever again. Or another hotel.

We all mock it; we all eat it.

...I mean Teaching cooking classes is fun, right? Part 2.

Teach cooking classes? Like to people? Sure!

You don't want to work in a restaurant. Really. I'm serious.

Hoo boy, this one's trouble.

TheBen hits TheBig city! Welcome to Chicago, bitches!