Goonie’s World

After spending the day journeying through the wilderness, the adventurers make a camp at twilight and fend off foes from above. Later on, a nearby camp is spotted, and a devious plot is obstructed. Afterwards, the party meets an unexpected guest.

An Elf, a Fighter, and a Halfing converge at the Keep on the Borderlands, banding together over their mutual thirst for fortune and glory. In a tavern, they hear rumors of the Caves of Chaos, where riches may await those daring enough to confront the monsters that dwell within. It is those distant caverns that the adventurers set off to discover the next morning.

Dobrogost, Barbi, and Zel flee from the Hooded Men and come upon a strange camper in the forest. When their friendly encounter turns hostile, the travelers continue on their way to the abandoned sawmill. Soon enough, they meet the undertaker brothers Zoltan and Zaus, learning their terrible secret.

After an interrogation, the team discover that the grave robbers were hired by two brothers who inherited an abandoned sawmill somewhere within Öreg Erdő. Heading deeper into the forest, they help a defenseless creature as well as harm others not so defenseless.

1520s Hungary: A Foundling, Half Witch, and Bonekeeper navigate through a dark, old-growth forest known as Öreg Erdő. Arriving in the small village of Szomorú, they learn of several recently deceased women gone missing from their graves. That night, the travelers decide to investigate the graveyard for themselves.

One dark and stormy Halloween night in the 1980s, tweenagers Plunger, Dickey, Chip, and their new friend Ceecee begin a tabletop RPG of eldritch horror, their shipwrecked characters investigating a mysterious island lighthouse. But just as they’re finishing up their game, the kids are suddenly confronted with real-life horror and must find a way to channel the courage of their characters or risk a true Total Party Kill.

Davey Crocket, Jim Bowie, and Plain Ol’ Joe – accompanied by Porter Rockwell – spend some time befriending and mounting horned herbivores, then set off to collect all the canons. Exploring the last mesa, the group is beset by winged creatures from above. When, at last, the group has gotten what they came for, Old Koot’naheen is summoned with a blow from their whistle. Unfortunately, Ol’ Kooter is not the only one drawn by the sound. Can the temporally-transposed team win their last battle in the Valley of the Poh? If so, the historic Siege of the Alamo still awaits them. What effect will its outcome have on the future? Only time will tell.

A savage, touch-and-go struggle erupts, and a potential ally joins the fray. Later, the team, searching for a second canon, ventures into the cave seen in Jim’s vision and discovers a scene of carnage.

Following an injurious fight, the Texans heal up and head back to the canon they’d found, fixing the wheel and even finding a wayward horse to haul it. On the way to another mesa, they stumble upon another tree they’d been searching for and, soon after, find themselves facing imminent death.

The Texan trio battle a monster as they attempt to cross a lake, then crack open nuts from some purple-leaf trees. Inside the nearby ruins, they find evidence of recent human habitation, along with tools and a vision-producing pool of water.

After passing through a luminescent barrier, Davey, Jim, and Plain ‘Ol Joe explore the foreign landscape before them, eventually witnessing a unit of Mexican soldiers attempting to mount bizarre beasts. Later, the Texans have a frightening clash with another beast and, afterwards, set their sights on stone ruins beyond a lake in the distance.

During the Siege of the Alamo, legendary folk heroes Davey Crockett and James Bowie, along with an odd man called Plain ‘Ol Joe, are sent to intercept supplies en route to Santa Anna’s troops. After a gun battle, the Texans learn of a mysterious valley nearby where Mexican soldiers were massacred and where there might be large guns they can reclaim.

Yeshua “Hammer of God” Dandy enters the dodecagon, fighting his way through the underground tournament known as the Kumite, and is ultimately victorious. With the churning staff now in their possession, the Musterites head back to Musterton but face another menacing threat along the way. Back inside the compound, recalling a cryptic clue they’d gathered earlier, the heroes use the staff in a faithful effort to free their people from the clutches of the Pale Riders.

After speaking with Ira’s wife at the Cibola Sunrise apartments, the Musterites are directed to The Gold Mine, a nearby casino in West Wells. There, they learn of an illegal tournament taking place underneath the casino and manage to infiltrate their way inside.

Overcoming more obstacles within the abandoned gold mine, Yeshua, Moroni, and Cessily finally reach the town of West Wells, where they seek directions to the Cibola Sunrise apartment complex. After an unavoidable scuffle with some local degenerates outside of a gas station, the Musterites obtain a vehicle and head off to find Ira Troyer.

In the 1980s, a religious compound in Nevada is invaded by violent outsiders and the inhabitants held hostage. Three exceptional residents, however, trained in an ancient and obscure martial art, manage to escape through a secret exit and embark on a holy quest to find a powerful relic that will save their beloved home.

Arctus Suteki, Zolar Garbanzo, and Illyria Shadowstalker party down on the rooftop of the Blancmange & Thistle hotel until an unwelcome guest drops in and a random spell sends everyone scattering. Back inside the building, the trio are forced to fight enemies they thought they’d seen the last of, and an error operating the elevator transports them to a strange and unfamiliar place.

As the partygoers continue to make their way to the hotel rooftop, they have interesting run-ins with a crazy tiger lady, a slug monarch, and a mysterious, armor-clad friend. After popping into their room on the sixth floor, the guests finally arrive at the Feast of the Chiliarch, and the party’s just getting started.

Three travelers of the crystal spheres arrive in the eccentric city of Troika, looking for accommodations. They meet in the lavish hotel lobby of The Blancmange & Thistle, where they are informed that, due to the annual Feast of the Chiliarch being held on the rooftop, there is only one room left on the sixth floor. The travelers decide to share the room and attend the party. Getting there, however, proves to be more of a chore than anyone expected.

Flung into another dimension, Farin Bachknife-Origiabi, Nicholas Corso, and Marm Goodwill find themselves in Cape City, a technopolis of skyscrapers and cars in stark contrast to their own magical realm of castles and airships. Fending off police and superpowered vigilantes, the party searches for a way back to Gonen’s World.

Following the shock of finding an empty sarcophagus in Alexander’s lost tomb, the Top Men have an ultimate showdown with Belgian archaeologist Jan Donvil and his thugs. An even bigger shock occurs after the fight ends, when the team realizes there’s someone else with them they hadn’t accounted for. After a mad dash across the Nitrian Desert, Black Cavendish, Agent 13, and Mr. Smith complete their mission.

Pursued by police in Alexandria, the Top Men escape into underground Roman chambers, only to face off with armed tomb robbers. At the harbor, the team meets with a Greek named Athanasios who provides them with scuba gear. After a bloody shark encounter, the divers reach a tunnel leading to a water-free room where a certain sarcophagus lies waiting to reveal its secrets.

The Top Men are intensely questioned after landing their stolen Soviet helicopter at a US airbase in West Germany, but are ultimately allowed to leave. Afterwards, the team boards a Greek steamer bound for Alexandria, but the ship is attacked in the night, and a furious gun battle erupts. In Egypt, Stew calls upon an old contact from his days at Yale.

On their way into Germany, the Top Men confront suspected spies aboard their train, but things don’t go as smoothly as planned, and they are rescued from the Stasi’s scrutiny by an unlikely passenger. Once in the town of Ludwigsfelde, the team plans and executes an infiltration into the castle of Baron von Papen, attempting to retrieve Alexander the Great’s breastplate.

After sneaking into the Basilica Cistern at night, the Top Men navigate the dimly lit underground chamber looking for the X that marks the spot on their map. Discovering a hidden room, they uncover their next clue, directing them towards the German consulate where important records are kept.

In the 1950s, a shadowy unit of the US Government called the Top Men sends three of its agents on a quest to find the lost tomb of Alexander the Great. In competition with the Soviets, the team begins their mission in Istanbul where they are slated to meet a contact with intel on Alexander’s breastplate.

Bing, Bart, and River are surprised when the three non-human entities they met in the darkened woods agree to answer their questions. However, there is a substantial catch. After their encounter, they head back to Fairbanks, satisfied they’ve achieved their goals. But before Bing and Bart leave Alaska, the whole team decides to drop in on their acquaintance Jarvis Easley.

Having encountered a hostile Bigfoot while investigating the crashed pyramid UFO and its badly burnt occupants, the team tries to deescalate a dangerous situation. Following that, they land in the tiny village of Anaktuvuk Pass where the next day, they travel to the sight of the newly formed mound that River had spotted before.

After meeting a suspicious man in the airport hangar, Bing, Bart, and River take to the skies, headed towards a mysterious mound. Along the way, their attention is diverted to a column of smoke coming from the ground below, and the team lands for a closer inspection.

Self-proclaimed cryptozoologist Bart Garfinkle and gonzo journalist Bing Kingsley team up once again to investigate Bigfoot and other mysteries in the Alaska Triangle. After arriving at a log cabin in Fairbanks, they get a visit from a vaguely familiar local man who mentions strange lights in the sky. Afterwards, they meet up with bush pilot River Sloane with plans of flying to any destination of interest.

The sky whalers clash with a Saturnian Shiftbeast aboard the Lodestone, leading to an alarming outcome for one. Later, as the Jovians attempt to haul their prize back to Port Hallwark, they are confronted by Captain Michel in his ship the Calypso. A knock-down-drag-out battle inevitably follows.

As Xavier Barbeau hangs suspended in Jupiter’s deep atmosphere hunting the legendary Blubberalla, Philbert Edward Glass and Dr. Anias Ambercrom are attacked by kite creatures onboard the HMS Jover. Afterwards, as they continue their journey, Philbert’s compass starts to spin wildly, and they spot what must be the Lodestone, drifting in the clouds. However, after boarding the alien ship, the sky whalers quickly discover they are not alone.

On the floating Jovian city of Port Hallwark, three sky whalers are on their way to an appointment when they are ambushed by Saturnian thugs. After a chaotic brawl, Lord Dol De Venus, their sometime employer, offers them a contract to find and retrieve a strange ship that may contain great treasure. Unfortunately, the unsavory Captain Michel also has his sights set on the ship.

Following the defeat of Lesdy’s entourage, the party eventually tracks her to a familiar room, where they are forced to make a tough decision. Their options are clear: take the easy way out by killing Lesdy or join her in a seemingly suicidal battle against Fletcher and the gutworm.

Emerging from a pit of rotblack, the ferocious gutworm attacks, forcing the outmatched party to reluctantly retreat and discover alternative passageways within the Accursed Den. Eventually, they find themselves in an impossible greenhouse where they are introduced to Lesdy and her zealous followers.

After a deleterious fight with a dog-sized spider, Keftar, Eldar, and Belum continue to explore the Accursed Den and encounter a tall, tattooed cannibal named Fletcher. He has no desire to hand over the missing heir but agrees to if the party gets rid of a troublesome woman named Lesdy.

Recognized for their potential greatness, three heretical prisoners are tasked with retrieving the Shadow King’s son and heir, Aldon, from the Accursed Den, a dark place that in whose depths, they are forewarned, an enormous creature hungers.

Having followed a trail of breadcrumbs to the abandoned Galaxyland amusement park, the superheroes enter the funhouse and discover that what lies within is anything but fun. Afterwards, a final showdown with an archrival from the past settles the score for good.

Helping Hand, The Rizzler, and Massiah interrogate the super-villainess Coup de Gracie and discover her method of escape from Marx Federal Penitentiary. With help from the followers of Mike Kidd’s stream, the superheroes are quickly able to gather clues and ascertain the location of the mastermind in charge.

When supervillains violently interrupt a hockey game at which a silver age superhero is being honored, two young attendees make their superhero debuts and join forces with the veteran to save the day.

Roach, Nyx, and Percy inspect the treasure-trove of Arcana and contemplate their exit strategy. Back outside in the marsh, the heroes are met with one final surprise. Whatever future lies in store for them, it will most certainly be odd.

The explorers enter the skull of the Star Child and descend underground where they are forced to fight their greatest foes to date. Their prize is the loot of a lifetime, but is it too good to be true?

Percy, Roach, and Nyx finally mount an expedition to Hopesend, intent on finding Father Moon’s hidden cache of Arcana. After encountering the dreaded Leviathan from onboard the Queen Silky, the explorers make it to the village and hire a guide, taking them into perilous marshland.

In the late 1800s, three diverse individuals with equally diverse agendas find themselves on a mysterious island in the north Atlantic. Presented with unimaginable horrors, the team struggles to survive while maintaining their sanity.

With a fire spreading from the basement of Moonstone House, the adventurers race against time to discover any Arcana or valuables left behind and encounter more of the mad Moon family along the way.

Upon entering Moonstone House, Nyx, Roach, and Percy discover that it isn’t as vacant as they’d hoped. After an explosive fight on the first floor, the explorers head upstairs and find themselves in yet another dust-up.

Three citizens of Bastion — a sprawling, industrial city — band together and rent a loft in a boarding house, planning to someday explore the vast world of wonder they live in. After a lucky gambling bet, the adventurers head out to an old, abandoned mansion with full salvage rights.

The fireworks have been loaded; the beans have been eaten, and the final countdown has begun. Many goblins have fallen along the way, but for the few brave survivors, it’s time to conquer their final task of rocketing to the moon. Will they beat the odds and realize their dream or will they screw it up as only goblins can and die predictably?

The goblins finally finish the construction of their fart rocket and move it into position, but not before several die due to extraordinary incompetence, and a devious misfortune throws them for a loop.

The goblins begin the incredibly lethal process of building their fart rocket on the Magical Explosion Testing Grounds, gathering additional tools and supplies from a nearby junk pile.