Goonie’s World

Taking the shortcut from Kisvalu, the party finally reaches Zipser and quickly discovers something is indeed off about the unwholesome city. After dealing with a villainous man named Valek, they sneak into the castle, intent on rescuing Percival’s sweetheart. On the way out, they give the city something to remember them by.

Fleeing from janissaries, the party leaves Menedék a final time and sets off in the general direction of Zipser. Along the way, they come across an old witch in a hut who offers them what they desire most in life. Afterwards, they find a ruined cottage and rest for a week. Eventually, the party arrives in a semi-abandoned village, where they’re given news of the Habsburg soldiers and learn of a shortcut to Zipser.

After growing weary of Menedék, the party leaves the village, taking Péker with them, but they don’t get far. Before they return, they encounter a strange well and mysterious blind man. Back in the village, they discover the truth about the Bódogasszony statue in the chapel.

Travelling with the rescued widow, Ilona, the party heads to the village of Menedék. During the journey, they come across a wayside shrine and a delirious young boy. At Menedék, the travelers are given the choice of receiving hospitality, but an unsettling suspicion about the seemingly wholesome village nags at each of them, especially Dobrogost.

After having found a bizarre bell and a captured peasant woman next to a burned-out chapel in a clearing, the party’s interactions with the Habsburg soldiers encamped there turns violent. The situation gets even darker when everyone discovers for whom the bell tolls.

Dobrogost the Foundling, Mama Zabagushka the Half Witch, and Barbi the Bonekeeper continue their travels through the ancient forest of Öreg Erdő in 1520s Hungary. Accompanying them this time is Percival Fenix, a Hexenbane. Trouble begins after the party hears a dreadful bell ring out through the trees and are compelled to investigate.

Captain Sinsayshun, Handy Dan Dee, Nova Voltbreaker, and Legolas “Leg” Bowne go toe-to-toe with Mika of the Wizards of Filth. Afterwards, the heroes overcome even more treacherous traps and musical monstrosities. Finally, the Necrodancers square off against the rest of their rivals, desperately fighting and sacrificing to stop the looming Filthocalypse.

Hunting down the Wizards of Filth, the Necrodancers continue their exploration of the Brighton Street Theater while navigating traps and battling monsters.

In the Glorious Empire — a semi-industrial fantasy realm of magic and music — the touring performance troupe known as the Necrodancers meets the man who is to become their new frontman. Together, they learn of a vile plot by a hated rival troupe called the Wizards of Filth that could alter the entire world. With several hours remaining before they’re scheduled to perform, the intrepid entertainers set off to put a stop to it.

The party speaks with the mayor, Otto, and then interrogates Ilsa in her cage. After checking in with Father Vosgard, the team treks into the woods, hunting the pig that may or may not be Konrad. A muddy melee occurs, and in the grisly aftermath, all secrets and schemes are exposed.

Rosalin, Ludmilla, and Oswald arrive in the small, decrepit village of Krote and meet with Vosgard, a priest who has summoned them. Inside the Fettered Fox tavern, Vosgard asks them to investigate the disappearance of a man named Konrad who locals suspect has been transformed into a pig by his lover, Ilsa, currently imprisoned for witchcraft. The team accepts and starts by questioning a witness and snooping around houses. Puzzling clues begin to accumulate.

After lying in wait for an assassin, the moment eventually arrives, but it doesn’t quite go as planned. A rooftop chase ensues, and a dramatic confrontation caps off the party’s rough night at the Three Feathers. With everything wrapped up, Rosalin, Ludmilla, and Oswald resume their journey to Krote for their next grim adventure.

Bursting into a room occupied by initiates of Morr, the party is finally able to examine the content of the crate they’d been searching for. Later, the gravin herself gets involved, another dead body turns up, and the adventurers are potentially facing serious legal trouble unless they can make things right.

The party attempts to deal with a violent horsewhipping, and later, explores the inn, searching for a mysterious crate. When one of the character’s items goes missing, a devious scheme begins to reveal itself.

After struggling to make sense of the curious goings-on at the inn, the party heads upstairs and discovers a whole new level of suspicious activity, including the presence of more than one dead body. Things get even more interesting with the raucous arrival of a man and his thuggish entourage.

A Noble, a Hunter, and a Rat Catcher are on a mission from Baron Falkenheim to deal with a disappearance in the village of Krote, but along the way, the party is forced to spend the night at a busy inn called the Three Feathers. Conspiracy and death await.

A young girl goes missing, but the police say she’s just a runaway. The parents disagree, and now it’s up to four ordinary citizens to find her. Set in a modern-day version of Jupiter Springs, the investigators are reminded of the disappearance of another girl back in the 1980s. Both were last seen at a superstore called Sprawl-Mart, now abandoned and moldering. It sits dark and ominous, beckoning the searchers to uncover its secrets.

After having penetrated the defenses of Simon the Peg and his Buccaneer Bards, Elric Von Dazzle, Les Brocknar, and Jubba Hogwad gather clues at Mufu’s Muffinry. Later, the Tunnel Goons pay a visit to a nearby crepe shop, continuing their investigation. Eventually, the cause of the muffin disruption is revealed, and a heated battle erupts.

In the Kingdom of Karlton, a team of adventurers takes an assignment from Lord Lank to investigate an urgent production issue at a bakery shop called Mufu’s Muffinry in Greenport. As they begin their mission, a rival team of adventurers inserts themselves into the Tunnel Goons’ business but winds up on the receiving end, insertion-wise.

With the remaining UCL team members rescued, Rex Danner, Dr. Prudence Bullfeather, and Detective Dylan December enter the second cave door. Once again on the summit of Mt. Buffoon, they tangle with more knights and learn stunning secrets about the isle. Inside the Temple of the Sacred Flower, the explorers face their most difficult challenges to date, and a final surprise awaits them.

After rescuing one of the archeologists, the dashing explorers ascend the smoking volcano and are confronted by members of yet another clan of natives. Inside of an ancient temple, they witness a bizarre ceremony and engage in thrilling heroics.

The explorers speak with Sir Humphrey Stumpf in the natives’ village, learning important details about the isle. Afterwards, they venture to the north, meeting a native from another clan and discovering the unfortunate fate of one of the missing archaeologists. In a cave, they find more bad news, as well as intriguing clues.

Explorers in the 1930s journey to a remote, uncharted island in the Atlantic ocean, searching of a missing team of British archaeologists. A mysterious order of knights wants to stop them, however, and the island natives don’t seem too welcoming either.

Willow Pipp, Simon Maker, Fennel Wispywhisks, and Squeaky McSquirmels face off against the wicked Princess Maybelline, attempting to secure the Staff of Suetonius from its crystal cocoon. Afterwards, once again mounted on Sir Snuffles, they journey to the Northern Marches, where Lord Balthazar and his Pierats dwell in the city of Chimneyhaus. An epic battle ensues, and the lowly mice of Bernpyle must rise to the occasion and prove they truly belong among the renowned ranks of the Mausritter.

Riding on the back of Sir Snuffles, the mice enter the realm of the Faeries in search of the Staff of Suetonius. Once there, they immediately find themselves entangled in royal intrigue and must fight to free Queen L’Oréal from imprisonment at the hands of her usurper, Princess Maybelline.

Leaving Bernpyle once again, the mice head west to the land of the giants, in search of a corgi to aid them in their inevitable battle with the cat, Lord Balthazar. The trip presents a new threat in the form of crustaceans, and later, an unexpected ally protects the rodents from a plethora of predators.

With the missing cheese in tow, the mice head back to Bernpyle, taking the rescued Stumpsville residents and a captured Pierat with them. Along the way, the hairy heroes suffer a terrifying assault from above and meet another furry fellow whose wise words alter the course of their mission.

The mice investigate the invaded city of Stumpsville and face off against savage Pierats and killer spiders, rescuing some of the residents. The key to saving their precious cheese, it turns out, might be connected to the sweet sound of music.

Four little mice who live in the city of Bernpyle are sent on a crucial quest to find out why a delivery of cheese from the city of Stumpsville never arrived. As they undertake their arduous journey, an encounter with ruthless frog bandits tests their courage, but the furry foursome endure, reaching their destination and discovering yet another danger: dreaded Pierats!

The team rescues a civilian and servitor carrying vital intel from the crosshairs of a sniper, then helps secure the area. Things turn chaotic when the lights suddenly go out just as a horde of Poxwalkers shows up. Will it be lights-out permanently for Kroog, Flak, Lynane, and Bumper, or will they shine brightly like the flame of the emperor?

The heroes are faced with escorting a Fireteam Bravo tank through the rubble and helping the wounded that are strewn across the battlefield. Afterwards, tanks and Valkyries bombard the spire and its gates, while the ground soldiers push forward. Finally breaching the gates, the team confronts a formidable cultist.

After taking shelter and awaiting their next orders, Kroog, Flak, Lynane, and Bumper are tasked with disarming mines to clear the way for tanks as they proceed to Delta 9. Explosions occur. Later, the team meets a suspicious man claiming to have disturbing news about the emperor.

The soldiers make their way towards Delta 5 and have gory encounters with heretics and mines. With the bunker now in sight, it’s up to one brave fireteam member to make a daring, selfless act for the glory of the Imperium.

In the 41st millennium, a group of criminals conscripted into the Penal Brigade of the Gilead Gravediggers are sent on a perilous mission to assault a dam. Nobody in the Imperium would be surprised if they are blown to smithereens right out of the gate, but Fireteam Bravo has other plans, and God-Emperor willing, they might just live to see another dark day.

After entering the Empty City, the party sets its sights on Percy Butterworth’s tower and is accosted by mutated Degenerates. Inside the tower, they are forced to answer a series of riddles but, at last, get their hands on the tantalizing treasure they’ve journeyed so far to find. Holding on to it, however, requires a battle bigger and riskier than ever before.

The team traverses the Collapsing Mire, encountering absurd abominations, and stumbles (literally) onto a shortcut to the Acid Wastes. After battling even more bizarre beasts, they arrive at Plankton Downs, where they’re told that Percy Butterworth’s treasure lies in an abandoned alien city further to the south.

The adventurers exit the Slow Sledge and are informed that all of the stilt lopers, which would take them the rest of the way to Plankton Downs, have been reserved. The Loper Lord agrees to provide one if the tyrannical overseer of the nearby Xenolithium Mine, whose batteries charge the lopers, were to have an unfortunate accident. The party seeks a more diplomatic path, but the situation inevitably turns violent.

While traveling on the Slow Sledge to Plankton Downs, the team visits the bar, crowded with colorful characters such as ice miners and nuns from the Martian Orthodox Church, when they inadvertently stumble upon the scene of a murder. Wasting no time, they attempt to suss out the killer before more victims are claimed.

Lump, Clancy, and Sylix make their way underground in search of the Slow Sledge to Plankton Downs, clashing with a resident known as the Fair Evolutionist, who takes a personal disliking to one of the party members. Soon after, they meet a group known as the Toil Pilgrims and are taken to the Plaza of Pondering, where the sledge terminus is located. After purchasing some refreshments, the party once again finds themselves in a fight – this time with the Repurposed Augmented Thugs Guild.

Within the metropolitan city of Bastion, three citizens, heavily in debt to Associated Reanimators, are staying at a transient hostel in the Killduck Borough when the collectors come calling. No peaceful resolution is found. Afterwards, the debtors are sent by the nun Sister Seven to meet with an elderly woman named Ladya Hope, who hires them to retrieve the treasure of the deceased famous explorer Percy Butterworth in Plankton Downs. The team starts off right away, headed to an underground electric conveyance, intent on beating their competition, cryptohistorian Ronin Friendly.

After being confronted by security guards, the team acts swiftly, and a major surprise is revealed. With the portable computer now in their possession, they retreat to a safe location while Khiry extracts some very interesting data. Back at the Aphrodite, the thieves head up to the low orbit docks, where more surprises collide, resulting in a chaotic conclusion that doesn’t work out so well for everyone involved.

The criminal masterminds continue to plot their audacious heist, and Laz manages to set up a rendezvous at a hotel later that evening. In the meantime, they scout out the casino and weigh their options. After they raid a hotel supply closet, Skip is met with an unexpected shock at room #1208.

Under the surface of Venus, three ambitious Earthlings conspire at Miixxiie’s Milk Bar and Buffet to accomplish an unthinkable undertaking – robbing the exclusive Aphrodite casino, which orbits above the thick, Venusian clouds. As the would-be heisters get to know each other, a new character and unexpected intel enter the picture. Exciting possibilities begin to emerge.

With treasure in tow, Duddley “Raw Dawg” Gruff, Cosmo Moonfoot, and Emmaleth Starstorm begin their trek back to the Keep on the Borderlands. It’s no walk in the park, however, as the party is pursued by blood-thirsty orcs from the Caves of Chaos. A final surprise greets the heroes near the entrance to the keep.

Another battle with hobgoblins ensues, and later, the rescued merchant’s fate is settled. Finally, the party reaches the culmination of their efforts, and a make-or-break test of valor lies before them. Feelings are shared, and blood is shed.

Entering a secret door, the adventurers run afoul of goblins, and later, find themselves battling their larger hobgoblin cousins. After freeing a prisoner, their attention is drawn to the blare of an echoing battle horn.

The party’s encounter with a strange old hermit leaves them battered and bruised, but with some scroll casting and a day of rest, they reach the Caves of Chaos fully invigorated. After settling on an entrance, they finally get their first taste of the caves’ risks – as well as their rewards.