Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

After checking in on possibly the biggest loser in the world, we go through the latest news including El Chapo's dead lover, Justin Trudeau in blackface, #MeToo, and Lilly Singh's horrible new show. Then, we talk to callers but not before breaking down the five levels of antifa which goes from the bottom (the orphans) to the top (the billionaires).

In this Greatest Hits vidcast of the podcast we show highlights from our interview with Michelle Malkin and Laura Loomer and then call Sweden to talk to Angry Foreigner about the complete shithole Sweden is becoming. Before that, it's a deep dive into the life and times of Daniel Johnston, songwriting, and what to do about mental illness. We also compare Bill Burr to Whitney Cummings and Sebastian Maniscalco.

In this extra-special, ad-free, bonus episode of the podcast, we focus exclusively on my experience September 11th, 2001 when I was living in the Lower East Side and had assumed nothing could go wrong with the world. It was a life-changing day and we all said, "Never forget." Then, we forgot.

After discussing the massive brawl at my gym today, we talk about the fire station that was shut down because one of the fireman is a Proud Boy. This opens up a conspiracy theory about Charlottesville and the organizers dad as well as a brief look at what generation had the scariest music. Finally, we take a boat load of calls and discover that women who quit their jobs to focus on kids end up happy, fulfilled, and facing a bright future of infinite love.

After chasing nude men around and getting high with teenagers, we take some calls and wonder if we took on too many sponsors. (VIDEO VERSION ON CENSORED.TV)

After laughing at a fat guy who thinks his moobs are sexy, we check in on antifa and how deeply ingrained in the system despite having a death toll that just hit 17. Then we take a bunch of calls and end with some viral videos including the manliest man in Britain.

Pre-taped call-in Episode. Do women really turn into their mothers? It seems like looking at a girl's mom can be a time machine into her future. We take some calls and Gavin wraps up the show up with some air drums.

I sparred with three guys today and had a pretty rough time trying to stay alive in the ring. Once again, 90% of the problem is mental and it's the fear that tires you out. We take a ton of calls and re-explained the story behind the "I Like Your New Sunglasses" shirt.

After making fun of a terrible Sylvester Stallone movie about prisons, we go over highlights from the second DNC presidential candidate debates. It was gaffe after gaffe and they call culminated with Joe Biden telling us to go to Joe 30330 whatever the hell that means. We then sit down with Matt Palumbo to discuss his new book "Debunk This! Shattering Liberal Lies" and finally, we take about 100 calls.

(Formally titled "Get Off My Lawn podcast/vidcast" but these live shows should be distinguished from the audio podcasts) We begin discussing one of the most awkward interviews of all time and posit theories on why the guy was so nervous. This brings us to the story about a cool barmaid who just became a mom after having what sounds like one of the worst childhoods imaginable. Turns out divorce and heroin are not a great way to raise a young girl. Then, we take calls and talk more about songs that are ripoffs of other songs.

We begin the show by discussing NYC's DA who told my old boss they want every episode of The Gavin McInnes Show. They are trying to get evidence to prosecute the Proud Boys, particularly our buddy Big John. He has a black wife and black kids so proving he's a member of a hate group is going to be a stretch. Especially because she's the one who suggested it. Then, we switch gears and talk about Ryan going to a nude beach, which is gross. Finally, a Mail Bag special where we examine the worst letters we've ever received.

After carefully discussing a visit by the DA and two detectives at 8 in the morning, we talk about women in that weird part of the world where China meets Eastern Europe. Turns out, their feminists are fat and ugly too. This leads to a discussion on shithole countries and the idiots who get murdered there while trying to prove they're actually wonderful places to be. When we get to the call in portion of the show, it goes so poorly it becomes funny in a so-bad-it's-good way.

In this Free Tommy / Free Stone super episode, we sit down with Tommy Robinson and Roger Stone and hear their side of the story. Turns out, Tommy didn't encourage vigilanteism. He encouraged journalism. Also, Roger didn't collude with Russia or facilitate Wikileaks. He forgot about a random email from Julian Assange. Later, we examine this new trend in feminism where bitchiness is seen as an empowering trait because it looks powerful. It's not. You just seem like a person that sucks to hang out with. Oh yeah, we take calls and make fun of men who cry. NOTE: This is a vidcast of the free podcast so we make it black and white to differentiate it from the daily Get Off My Lawn show which is in color. Go to Censored.TV today and sign up for tons more daily content just like this. You'll enjoy yourself. It's fun.

As someone against segregation, I feel I can speak freely about how surprisingly mainstream voluntary segregation has become. Isn't this wrong? Is it OK to have separate drinking fountains if we asked for them? Also, I know I said we're not doing these without involving Censored.TV anymore but I had to get this subject off my chest as it's been plaguing me all week. We won't be doing the call in thing this Thursday because I'm on vacation and doing that Free Speech rally in DC but we will be live streaming it on the site. Boy, I hope I don't get killed.

The audio is still free but it's live streamed on Censored.TV where you can call in and ask stupid questions like, "What's with your face?" We covered the DNC Debates that happened last night but they were so boring we opted to rate the female candidates on a 1-10 scale. Turns out the DNC's best option is the flaxen-haired Hawaiian, Tulsi Gabbard. The calls range from women thanking us for venerating housewives to some Czechoslovakian who refuses to admit Czechoslovakia sucks.

Gavin allegedly may have broken into the train yards to find the phone he left there last night. This is not a confession. The cop that helped him was a wonderful women but are tiny, female, cops really helpful to the force? We're told they're good for domestics but tell that to the tiny female cop in Sacramento who was just killed on the job. Once again, in the quest to prove everyone is equal, we are hurting the people we purport to help.

Now available in vidcast format on Censored.TV! We dive deeper into the Max Landis controversy because it really sums up how totally lame millennials are - no original ideas and happy to pillory someone outside of the courts because doing it through social media is just more convenient. The male bag reveals old people wear terrible shoes and it is BRUTAL being a single 29-year-old woman in today's dating climate.

We celebrate a belated Father's day by going over fight stories and making fun of all the jerks who want to trivialize fatherhood because it feels like you're smashing the patriarchy and that's supposed to be a good thing. Ryan doesn't have a dad but I do so let's talk about him.

Just as the rain really started to come down, I have completed my ark and loaded the last couple of giraffes. Please climb aboard and register with Censored.TV. We are the only place where you see the right and the left talking to each other in a fun, honest, and totally uncensored way.

It was a helluva weekend with three big stories dropping about free speech and yours truly. After covering those scoops, we look at the media's obsession with promoting drag kids and making everything gay. Why are hockey games being interrupted with videos of "gay" kids in drag? Are they trying to immaculate athletes or is it just bored women at marketing companies choosing the most colorful thing on their To Do list? Us normal dads are starting to get annoyed.

We're not sure why but I mention "outer space" about a hundred times in this womencentric episode. Basically, avoiding women when you're married is a way of showing respect to the woman's husband and also your wife. Flirting isn't worth the headache so why bother? We also dip into the mail bag and ready what is easily the gayest letter we've ever received.

I was recently contacted by NYT reporter Rob Kuznia about my aversion to pornography. Apparently, some sex columnist who calls herself Lux Alptraum claims it's anti-Semitic. The logic pretzel you need to get to this conclusion is a great example of Clown World journalism and how far papers like the New York Times have fallen. Social Justice Warriors aren't just blogging at HuffPo anymore. They are at formerly reputable papers like NYT and Washington Post. They're also on MSNBC and CNN. Antifa and Medium are reputable sources and if someone has a Word doc that says the president paid whores to pee on Obama's bed, well that's all the proof we need. What was once an exclusive is now an amateur orgy where the password to get in is, "Nazi." We also go deep into the Mail Bag and discover our listeners insults could do with a tune-up.

More boxing talk before discussing how incredibly funny I am and how every joke has several layers of meaning. This is illustrated by some mediocre sketch ideas. Also, follow me on Telegram, RealGavinMcInnes.

As the title insists, we catch up on mail.

Getting into what bachelor parties are all about. Why certain things having to do with sexuality are bad, and why some are harmless. Then we take a look into the mail bag.

Before getting into how terrible End Game is, we talk about super hero movies in general and how they have been completely gutted by feminism and diversity. Entertainment is about being preached to by assistant professors now and that's just not entertaining. Don't miss the 20-minute tangent about New York's East Village in the early 2000s and over-the-top gay bars.

A surprisingly drunk Gavin manages to mumble about that Greek chick from "What We Do in the Shadows" and relationships in general. Apparently, you can covet your neighbor's wife if you don't want her for yourself but instead want other men to court women who are like her. We also glance over the news and dig deep into the mail bag. Lots of relationship advice there too.

There are two things going on with this recent social media purge. One, everyone is included in free speech, even bad guys and two, these aren't those guys. Milo is an eccentric traditionalist who is wary of feminism, Laura Loomer is hooked on Muslim anti-Senitism, and Alex Jones is a guy with seemingly infinite theories, most of which are true! To say they were banned for associating with me is an obvious lie. They were banned for being too effective this close to the next presidential election.

Peter Gabriel sucks and of course, Ryan likes him because he has the worst musical taste in the entire state of NY. We gave some very helpful boxing tips and talked about the two times Gavin's wife wanted to kill him.

Robert Crumb is clearly one of the greatest artists of all time. The people coming after him and having him removed from museums are buzzkills who don't get the joke. As usual, they are basing their witch hunt on someone else's opinion of his work and not his body of work itself. This is always the case with these people. Anyway, we also talk about guns, mass shootings, and tricking kids into thinking Joe Dirt is the new Avengers movie.

In this particularly raunchy episode, we discuss the sexual habits of "queers" as well as the rampant STDs sweeping the country and how to deal with them. We also cover roasting marshmallows (related to STDs), soakers, and of course, not making it to the bathroom on time. This is a really gross episode.

Wherein we discuss motorcycle problems and several near death experiences on the highway. We also tear through the news and confront the media's blind spot when it comes to the war on Christianity. Turns out the victims in Sri Lanka were more than just "Easter worshippers." Boxing and stealing stories also comes up and then we settle into the mail bag for a good bout of Ryan bashing.

We start out this epsiode with a look at boxing and how getting over your fear of being punched comes in handy when riding a motorcycle. This brings us to discussions about combing garageland with your BS detector and how dishonest we all are when it comes to reading the news as a big pile of corny rumors. You don't care about Lori Loughlin cheating to get her daughter into college. You just want the beautiful people to suffer. You don't really think the Mueller report is a smoking gun. You just want Trump to lose. We also get deep into some cocaine stories that takes us from Costa Rica to a $30m yacht off the coast of Somalia. It's a wild ride so take your helmet off and let's go!

Though this episode appears to be a wandering mess, there is an important thread throughout which is: We need to be more responsible for ourselves and stop relying on others to solve our problems. Don't call AAA. Don't call the cops. Don't wait for someone to come fix your flat tire. Bribe a tow truck to do it off the books. We also answer letters about child rape in the Catholic church, dads who go to Disneyland alone, bad marriages, and farting.

We try to figure out why certain men believe airing out your feet after a shower will prevent toe fungus. It won't. You're being duped. Then we talk about the SPLC suit and how many ridiculous lies it includes such as Proud Boys yelling, "He was a f-ing foreigner!" Finally, we dive into the mail bag and use many of the letters as a spring board to bigger, deeper, more scarier conversations.

When we were kids we played cops and robbers. More kids wanted to be cops than robbers but today, I doubt anyone wants to be a cop. Paperwork and constant scrutiny has ruined the profession. We send them into the shittiest part of the city and then get made when they don't act like aristocrats. It's made today's cops suicidal but it's also made sure tomorrow's cops are just pussies and nerds. We also attack the mail bag.

Before tearing into the male bag, we discuss how gay I am for men (outside of the sexual connotations, obviously). Men are portrayed as sexist dirtbags who see women as human garbage but then you meet us and we're basically sweeties. This leads to a discussion on boxing, the Proud Boys, hate crimes, gay bashing, apprenticeships, and of course making new guy friends.

This one's a mini podcast where we announce that we fixed the glitches in the previous podcast (the tits one). We can't announce this on social media because I've been banned from every platform there is. This leaves us no choice but to make announcements here - as separate podcasts. Anyway, it's fixed. I miss you. Bye.

In this episode we question everything. Why tits? Why not? Was Gary Coleman killed by his ex-wife Shannon Price? Was Elliot Smith killed by his girlfriend Jennifer Chiba? After all the murder talk, we cleanse the palette with a foray into the UK show Undateables which features mentally handicapped singles trying to navigate the dating scene. We are particularly infatuated with Daniel and his hit album "The Songs of Gigs." It's Daniel Johnston meets Jonathan Richman meets that indie UK band "Art Brut".

So, some shithole country calling itself Brunei has decided gays need to be stuffed in a hole and beaten with large rocks until they die but what is "gay"? This prompts a lot of name-dropping as well as a discussion about jail, the SPLC, Jussie Smollet, trauma strains, Tina Tchen, black comedy, Kim Foxx, Costa Rica, and Sarah Silverman's racist past.

Before getting to our turgid mail bag (which is positively bursting at the seams) I want to take a moment to look closely at the imminent demise of the SPLC. My complaint is the reason that organization is falling apart. After going through it, they entire staff realized they were being led by the blind and promptly began firing everyone or forcing them to leave. Founder Morris Dees is out. President Richard Cohen is out. Head of legal Rhonda Brownstein is out. Uh, you're welcome.

1- BE CHEAP: Don't go out with tons of people for a huge dinner. 2- TAKE ABUSE: You're not going to make money for the first two years of doing a thing. Get over it. 3- BE FUNN: When courting a lady, focus on having a good time, not getting laid. 4- WEAR CLASSICS: If you're not into fashion, stick to classics like Chuck Taylors. 5- DON'T FIGHT: If you need to get into a fight, keep it as short as possible. 6- DON'T EAT: Food is for pussies. 7- PARTY RIGHT: Follow the D.O.W.N.E.R. rules. 8- CLEAN YOUR ROOM: The road to improvement starts small. 9- QUIT PORN: Get off the couch. 10- FAMILY FIRST: Make good with your parents and siblings.

In this extra special episode we go over ex NYT executive editor Jill Abramson's terrible book, "Merchants of Truth: The Business of News and the Fight for Facts." I only read the parts that were about Vice when I was there and I counted TWENTY, yes TWENTY major factual errors. Since completing the book, Abramson has gone on to do lots of press for it that includes defending the multiple examples of plagiarism and telling many more lies like the allegation Proud Boys are "white nationalist" and I was recently arrested for brawling alongside them.

Today's show is dedicated entirely to the mail bag. We get to a ton of emails, but we've barely scratched the surface.

The Netflix series "After Life" is incredibly well written but I don't think Gervais realizes how sad he makes childlessness and atheism look. Like Ricky, the protagonist has bucked tradition until nothing's left but your wife and that means, once she's gone, there's nothing left. Kids, please learn from the lessons Ricky accidentally taught us: get married, make babies, and believe in God.

We review the Joe Rogan Twitter special, and correct some of the falsehoods that were sprinkled throughout the discussion of Gavin and the Proud Boys being purged from Twitter. Then we reach into the Male Bag, AKA the Scrotum.

After a lot of heavy politics, we decided to make this episode super funny and comedy oriented. The problem is, simply focussing on funny topics does not a funny podcast make. This ep is less amusing than any of the political ones which may be proof I'm just losing my sense of humor. This episode could be the first of a sad decline in my career as a professional amuser.

After discussing how lame your ideas are when you're asleep, we get into a hodge podge of topics including all these miserable comedians who tell us how to live our lives. Dude, you just had a nervous breakdown and your buddy tried to kill himself. Stop telling us how to live our lives. We also look at the death of comedy in general, Justin Trudeau's prostitution scandal, Alex Jones on Joe Rogan, and a bunch of letters we've gotten recently in a new segment called "Scrotum" (mail bag).

This one's all about my vacation where I hung out with some of the fattest people in the entire world. Yikes! America we have a serious obesity epidemic and it appears to be getting worse. Why are you on a Rascal at Disney World? Because walking makes you tired? Yeah, that's the point. Walking isn't your enemy, the Rascal is. Anyway, I took the family to Mets Spring Training in Port St. Lucie as well as Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Universal Studios, Volcano Bay, and Island of Adventure in Orlando. It was pretty fun but I think being a New Yorker may have ruined my personality forever.

I visited my dad in Florida and asked him why the media is in total and utter denial when it comes to the horrific murders of white farmers in South Africa. I also brought mum in to explain why this guy thinks he's so great - maybe he is.