Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

Matty and the boys laugh at The Rock and criticize Ryan's wardrobe.

Our three Musketeers of Inebriation plow through the 2024 election and the bird which is the bald eagle.

Turns out, heart surgery isn't such a big deal and Matty's going to be just fine.

We are no longer trying to argue with people who have a slightly different view of the world. We are arguing with mentally handicapped lunatics who think we want to round up handicapped kids and murder them.

We go over the best music Ryan has ever created and discover it reeks.

Possibly our last episode with Matty. He's going into heart surgery soon and who knows what's going to happen?

After freaking out about hurricane Ida we check in on Joe Rogan's Corona and then learn our fellow Scotsman Matty hasn't watched the best Glaswegian sitcom of all time, Still Game.

Matty and the boss sift through piles of shit to find tiny particles of gold.

Matty and Gavin watch a gay Chinese man eat live grubs and then they rag on Britain.

We sit down with Matty and try to figure out how many chicks is too many chicks and why cops don't get along with their criminal family members (the second one's not that hard).

We give up on covering major news stories, and just focus on the letters page and calls.

After making fun of self-parenting, we take a call from jail, check the mailbag for freaks, and learn the IRS is Minority Report.

Just a bunch of hosers out for a rip, eh?

The most successful hipster in the world just got canceled for saying Andy Ngo is brave. Also, the war on cops, our incompetent FBI, tattletale journalists, and a $1,000 contest to make GOML backdrops.

After a tough year, we finally lose our ability to take calls and now the lights are off. Where do we go from here?

After having a good laugh at the NYT's Maya Gay for thinking the American flag is racist, we dive deep into 90 Day Fiancé's Big Ed and marvel at how great he is at ruining women's lives.

After trying to figure out Gavin's terrible taste in music, we catch up with Andy Ngo, Tom Myers, and Neekolul.

The media asked Biden what kind of ice cream and promptly orgasm when he tells them. Also, Felonious Floyd protecting the bird that is the bald eagle and the horrible whiteness of "rugged individualism."

In this raging hodgepodge of a show, we go from random comments about terrible TV shows to the Final Video, then back to the Mail Bag and finally, we take some of the worst calls in the history of this network.

Our military has been infiltrated by fat chicks and it's making Russia laugh. We also look into DIY culture and realize we've arrived at a serendipitous resurgence.

After mocking some terrible movies, we check in on the state of free speech and realize the powers that be are determined to punish us for wanting to listen to someone else.

In this surprisingly LGBTQ episode, we look at Biden's gay speech and commit to making more t-shirts of his typos. Then we laugh at the state of education and proms today before taking a ton of calls. Oh, and Gavin cries like a bitch at the end.

The lunatics are running the asylum. They've convinced themselves all cops are racist and no matter what we do, the entire country is one big klan rally. Don't get mad and don't get even. The solution to this madness is simple: laugh.

Gavin bitches about his parents and then takes a ton of calls from people who are really there, like the lady who taught that guy who killed his family and the guy who saved fighter pilots from getting shot.

Do Scottish people really care about their clan and what tartan it represents? Gavin's dad has some bad news.

This episode is all calls and extra short because we were shooting Compound Censored. We highly recommend you stay until the last call.

After subjecting ourselves to Netflix's "Yes Day" we up the ante with more self abuse including Red, Wine, and Blue as well as closeted gay liberals singing about the vaccine, er, sorry, the "jab."

We got a little too happy on this episode and it would probably be worth deleting if we hadn't literally called the New York Times on their bullshit. GUEST: Alan Feur

Just because the host is drunk and late doesn't mean it's not going to be a great show. It is! We look at more killed cartoons, my pet Biden, Burger King, and the strange predominance of mixed race couples in commercials.

We welcome a new sponsor and then take calls the ENTIRE show!

Not only is the radical left totally okay with the state of South Africa, they think it would be nice if we followed suit. No thanks.

Don't run into the wood chipper and sabotage your life just to "get fired" but don't live a lie and be someone else just to maintain some shitty job you hate. RIP Rush Limbaugh and God Bless Tucker Carlson.

If you use fire juggling and other circus procedures to express yourself, you are officially gay. Also, the myth of alt-right comedy and Trump telling Proud Boys to storm the Capitol via a secret ear piece.

How can this not be the end of the club? It's illegal to buy a Proud Boys hat in Canada because you'd be funding terrorism. Are you allowed to drink a beer with a Fred Perry on. This is just the beginning, folks. Soon everyone to the right of Stalin is going to be on a watchlist. Also, what did Marjorie Taylor Greene actually say and why did the right ignore the funeral of Officer Sicknick?

The news says the head of Proud Boys is actually an FBI informant but the evidence doesn't seem to add up.

We get totally inaugurated on this episode as the emperor of McDonald's explained why she flew to earth and saved humanity from itself.

America is not just a First Amendment country. It's a country that relies on the First Amendment for its existence. They are taking that away from us so we're going to take it back.

The end of Trump's presidency is a lot like the end of Animal House where angry Americans give one last F-You to the system that's been crapping on them for four years straight.

After discussing the origins of Santa, we implore Jews to enjoy him too. Then, we open some presents, read mail from prison and make fun of the "president elect" for being a retard.

We crammed in a typical episode into the first half hour of this episode so the freeloaders could see what they're missing.

We are living in a teenager's brain. Every radical thought you had when you were 16 is now considered mainstream.

The Internet went down! But before it does, we check in on Scott LoBaido and the rally he just held for Mac's Public House. GUEST: SCOTT LOBAIDO

Tomorrow is a big day. We want you to maintain your relationships with your family. PLEASE! Also, lots of major Electiongate updates. It appears the Kraken has been released.

Calls include: lies about Lynyrd Skynyrd, stolen valor, manta shrimps, a BLM fight, and Vietnam Vets who became secret service killers.

We do only calls for the live show starting today and for Veteran's Day we only take vet calls. Turns out, they're just like us only braver.

After staying up all night partying, it appears the rest of the country is not yet aware Trump won.

More Hunter conspiracy theories but isn't it weird that Jews in Philadelphia are being attacked by BLM and the bible predicted every single detail of the confrontation right down to the location?

We were going to call this ep "Bullshit Tornado Fortnight" but promoting Amanda Milius' film is too important. Proud Boys are Iran, Giuliani grabbed his dick, and Hunter Biden did nothing wrong. We are in a disinformation hurricane and Amanda's film nails it. GUEST: AMANDA MILIUS

Why is anyone surprised that Johnny Rotten is voting for Trump? John is working class and he votes the way they vote.

After 24 hours of insisting not racist people are not racist, we abandon the subject and make fun of Hulk Hogan - but not in that order.