Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

In this hodgepodge of an episode, we traipse through a variety of subjects including the Michigan shooter's mom, Wendy Williams' Adderall, Zoomer's tips, and AOC's cockamamie theories about Bronx thugs.

In this particularly grumpy episode, Gavin attacks delivery men, Ryan's cookie receipt, Hari Kondabolu, Bezhani Sarvar, Justin Trudeau, Patriot Front, Joe Biden, Jon Stewart, and modern America.

Trump is in a tear and the left are beginning to eat their own but before we discuss: Judas Priest is back, Eric Adams is Tracey Morgan, starving artists suck, girls can live underwater, women can freeze, Scott Peterson is still guilty, Jamar Bowman is retarded, Javier Milei rules, Rep. Barbara Lee is a liar, Vivek is VP, and Vikings are vehemently vapid.

Writing a summary of this show is hard to do. It has been an incredible experience making content for the Baby Monsters but all things must pass. Thank you for all your support and God Bless.

Ryan and Gavin catch up on each other's recent TV appearances, took calls, and simped on Pierce Brosnan's wife.

This entire episode revolves around fifteen of the most incompetent black female politicians currently serving the public. Giving merit the middle finger didn't work for South African and it ain't workin here. We also discuss Jeremy Boreing's worst take yet, Ryan playing air guitar, Mayor Brandon Johnson blaming Chicago's crime on white supremacy, and finally, we take a bunch of your calls.

More Dhar Mann mysteries, clarifying the firing of Cody Canuck, Mets fans and mental illness, the importance of drinking with coworkers, taking calls with back-to-front wipers, guys who moves to Alaska, and guys interested in buying motorcycles.

Liberal women are thoroughly enjoy the teachings of Osama bin Laden, DeSantis loves spaghetti, Trump's gonna come, BrooklynDad is vermin, Chat GPT got dewoked, and Palestinians are beavers.

Beauty is hard to attain, dead dogs make men cry, Kyle Dunnigan is still king, cumbrellas suck, face transplants are amazing, burnouts are retarded, so is Cori Bush, toddlers cannot be drag queens, trannies are losers, students don't know what Hamas is, the DHS are censoring us, and our justice system is a complete joke.

Trump joined Iron Maiden, don't put your seat back, "I'm not sir" is cutting his dick off, Hells Angels are going to prison, gays are immune to pepper spray, someone at a shit sandwich, it's illegal to criticize Hamas, and the coolest kid in the world works at Giuseppe's Garage.

Social media is tearing us apart and that's a good thing. We're getting better and they're getting worse. Jews are finally realizing they got the wrong bad guy. Archie Bunker doesn't get Archie Bunker. How to do Halloween.

In this particularly cheery episode, we examine The Bleachers, trans rap, Golden Boy, Golden Hair, modern dance (thecarberrys), fake robots, Peter Thiel, grandpa Biden, Israeli intel, Elliot Page, Elliott Smith, AOC math, 4m immigrants/year, John Cassavetes, Sam Harris, and ramming a thief with your truck more than three times.

After deep diving into AOC's farts, we laugh at Hamas, stand with Turtleboy, lament retardation, attack comedians, and discuss important chick stuff like choosing moths over babies and supporting Karens.

After Descartes a Kant, it's PB Brittania, shorts with black socks, Tyler Cherry - the gay spokesman for the Interior, antifa Celtics, African child abuse rituals, and even more on Ryan Carson being stabbed by Brian Dowling.

In the first episode after being reinstated by Twitter, @XGavinMcInnes, goes through every category we do here on GOML and gives a grumpy anecdote about each one.

We bash through about a thousand examples of the Competence Crisis with a whirlwind finale focussed on aviation.

After checking out five amazing Australian bands, we invent a TouchTunes game called "Ping Pong DJ" and try to figure out which New Yorker is more cringe: Jon Stewart or Michael Imperioli. Then, it's Mock Environmentalists O'Clock as Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm bullies her way across America trying to justify electric cars. The show ends with a deep dive into tranny suicide, ex-cons VS. Proud Boys, racist commercials, fednapping justice, and cringe rap from the 80s.

Mercedes repents, the ADL's Jonathan Greenblatt is a genocide denier, the moon landing is in question, Biden is still a complete joke, and The Replacements just knocked Van Halen and The Rolling Stones out of the top spot.

Free, shareable, but only a mere floof of the fullness we offer at Censored.tv Sign up today. The Censored.TV mug shot t-shirts have arrived! Also, Fox Business' Kennedy reclines her airplane seat, Jon Stewart's getting even worse, Michael Oher is retarded, Joe Rogan stumps Adam Conover, school buses are arriving six hours late, and Van Halen begins a five-part series determining what is the greatest rock band of all time.

After mocking Ministry for their terrible Proud Boys song, we go through some local news and then bash feminism au bout!

In a brazen attempt to show the freeloaders EVERYTHING we do on GOML, we crammed in a couple of stories from basically every general topic we cover: Green Screens, Feminism, War on Kids, LGBTQ, My Pet Biden, Competence Crisis, Racism, Proud Boys, Mail Bag, and Final Video all get their due. Finally, the subscribers get a special treat. Gavin translates Biden's gibberish into coherent English. Unfortunately, our intrepid host pays a hefty price.

Academia is falling apart as diversity hires make it to leadership positions, women are still under the impression they can fight, Joe Biden has completely lost the ability to speak, and white people still hate themselves. Oh well, there's always your family.

This is FREE. You can have this one on the house, but get your life together and sign up already. Enough is enough, bitch. Promo code: ONEMONTH for a free month. After mocking male feminists for raping chicks, we attack robots, meet a guy with two dicks, laugh at Kamala Harris, ridicule fake hunger strikes, watch Ryan's sex tape, and high five Britain for FINALLY winning the war on woke.

The Island Boys are in love, men are paying to be kicked in the balls, women are celebrating their loneliness, babies are being starved to death, and it's racist to object to riots. WTF is going on!? CORRECTION: The opening song is "Oligarchy" by DC duo Teen Mortgage.

This is less than half of the full episode, sign up you gaylord. The sequel. After some alternative music talk and a look at hipster porn star Joanna Angel, we finally find one of these racist white guys everyone's been talking about. Then, Kamala Harris tells us we have to, uh, something about not being burdened by the past. She said it 100 times but it's the least catchy catchphrase ever created.

Back from visiting hooligans on the lam, the G breaks down 10 things he's learned about hard men. We also look at Queen, Sid Vicious, Paul Weller, Tim Pool, Emma Vigeland, Pit Bulls, and great dads.

On this partially free Friday show, we hit some classic segments, like My Pet Biden, Feminism, and War on Cops. Then move on to discuss the new season of "I Think You Should Leave", Kevin Hart's terrible movie "Night School", drunk Tara Reid, and childless women who have pet bees.

After an alarmingly brief free portion, we deep dive into the Danny Masterson rape charge because it seems fishy. Then, it's Joe Biden falling, Trump winning, and a swarm of illegals destroying New York City.

Deranged women are sabotaging their own corporations, young men are sexually mutilating themselves, cucks are cucksplaining, animals are attacking us, and the elites are turning an irrelevant schoolyard scrap into an international terror incident. Tommy tried to point out the latter and now he's going to prison. GUEST: TOMMY ROBINSON

Here are 20 things from the movie Idiocracy that came true but before we get to that, check out Australian goth surf, Island Boys tattoo removal, Michael Rappaport's Trump Derangement Syndrome, innocent Karens, and guilty of being white.

In this smorgasbord of an episode we dip our toes into, glongs, Linda, president Tucker, Gazi Kodzo, the evolution of rebellion, kangz, homosexual megalomania, right-wing schools, Biden's brain, and a whole bunch of laughing babies. GUEST: JOHN KINSMAN

Gavin wastes the whole show talking about how "diversity initiatives" have made flying incredibly dangerous. Also, new music, Cart Narc, Milo's back with Ye, Tucker being sexist, and leaked footage of Ryan arguing with his boss.

Tall people are never homeless, Biden's still useless, lesbians are living off the grid, it's nature - not nurture, Seth Rogan sucks, and it's time to put a ring on it.

Good for ages 5-15, the boys go through everything from "how to make friends" to "why are farts so funny?" It gets uncomfortable when we get into the "Stranger Danger" section but every other part is stupid and fun. Show this to your kids. It's safe. GUEST: JAIMEE MICHELL

Despite a brutal allergy attack, our intrepid host goes over Biden's latest gaffe, KJP's DUI, our national incompetence problem, the death of meritocracy, himbos ruining tough guy shows, summer looks, and the death of journalism. GUEST: Turtleboy

Gavin reads from his autobiography someone else wrote and then it's Proud Boys, sprinkles, spazmos, and Budweiser.

Don't sign old balls. Make your own museum. Don't butt in line. Spice your food. Don't pay reparations. Don't leave or come back to Detroit. Don't watch porn.

After indulging in cringe country and telling butters we live in a society, we analyze the subtle messages God leaves us through divine intervention. Then, we try to prevent gays from killing themselves.

Back from the St. Patrick's Day parade, we discuss bad marching bands, the lack of rapes, and Dylan Mulvaney's total inability to act female. Then, it's a deep dive on the ten most hateful people in America and how awesome they actually are. Finally, we try not to cry when a cancer-free dad takes his son to a Canucks game.

The mainstream left is finally realizing that Jan 6 was a hoax and antifa are the establishment but we've known all this for so long, we're like Ancien' Chinee Secreh.

From now on THIS is the free show with the ads. We deliver a nice taste of our usual categories with feminist spinsters, the war on kids, my pet Biden, and some asshole named Antetokounmpo.

New cops join the show, along with famous producer Rick Ruben. Matty is very sick, and sits this one out. We watch some cop vids, take calls, and remember some great Trump moments.

The cops and the robber go through various pursuit videos and lament the lack of talented criminals these days. The gang also tries to figure out what percentage of cops are just assholes who were bullied in high school.

Bon Jovi's cowboy song is GAY / We investigate a suspiciously written ad read / The cops interrogate Matty / Black girls vs Police / "Yawner" teen criminals / Cool Trump / Project Veritas' biggest scoop yet / "James O'keefe" joins the show / Were we wrong about Nicole Arbour? / An ex-trans baby monster calls in / We meet "Jane" O'keefe

It appears to be Sylvia's last show as a slew of cops show up and turn the whole thing into pigs VS. perps.

Sylvia's got no love for the fuzz because they won't let her get back with the guy who beat the shit out of her.

Callers tell us cops what we got wrong about burglaries. It's gay. (Full episode only on Censored.tv)

What's worse: John Leguizamo in The Pest or Croc Martens? (Full episode only on Censored.tv)

Ryan makes his suit worth it by become a gay Joker the whole show.

After analyzing Ye's philosophy, we take 100 calls and advise a newlywed to give up on the evil bitch who just canceled their marriage after 15 months.