Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

Trooper Dickman pops by so we talk about the 25 LAPD recruits who were run over by a stoned Mexican. This leads to a whole series of videos showing what it's like to be a cop these days.

What other show has 79-year-old abortionists screaming at Catholics, prison stories, calls from prison, fist fights, virgins, Weird Al, Joe Biden, Elon Musk, and two different Jesse Lee Petersons arguing with each other?

Terrence Howard has some new "owdest symbos" and everyone pretends he's not insane. Then, we take a hundred calls and learn listening to music is gay.

State Trooper Dickman pops by and we do a deep dive on the dangers of Drag Queen Story Hour.

Our host realizes his head of sales is not his head of sales but a prankster who got inside the company and totally Andy Kaufman-ed them! Also, shit went down at Compound and we have the footage!

From now on, if you don't have the Sprinkles, you have the shartles. Also, Linewives VS. Bucket Bunnies, bar culture, weak men, Butt Boys, Ignoble Beard, and cops being punished just for trying to do their job.

Typos aside, Matty and the boys look at pictures of pretty girls and RATE them. Then, it's a lot of military callers complaining about the woke destruction of their world.

Sylvia's back and she inspires us to go back in time and examine comedy greats like Lenny Bruce.

Live show is early this month so Ryan can take his baby to Disney. Matty describes what it's like to get out of prison. Spoiler alert - it's complicated.

Ryan, Matty, and Gav go through a song with 50 rappers on it and take apart every single line they say.

Matty leaves for vacation so our intrepid host scrambles to fill the hole with Slyvia and Linda. They both say no so Ryan makes do with some funny imitations that go nowhere.

Swamped by new mail and calls, we plow through and try to cover important news like fake Proud Boy implications on this FBI attack and the ridiculous assumption that Britney Spears is a bad mom.

After trying to figure out why some dude in a giant costume would avoid black kids, we take a bunch of calls including some dude who accidentally got a chick pregnant but proudly declares he doesn't eat hipster food.

The guys discuss the newly announced Sino-Russo reserve currency, Matty regales us with stories of guns and nearly dying, and for some reason Ryan is wearing only a bulletproof vest.

We try to watch Day 8 of the Jan 6 hearings but we'd rather talk to Matty about his cellmates like Christopher Rocancourt who convinced the world he was a Rockefeller and bilked people out of millions. We also check in on wet farts, vomit, and our old pal Gazi who is facing some pretty serious sodomy charges.

We introduce a new friend who doesn't actually show up but there's letters from prison and angry flat earthers telling us we got it all wrong.

We go through the stultifying lack of meritocracy in Western politics and laugh at the glaring incompetence these affirmative action hires bring the world. We also talk to a lot of new parents about how awesome it is to have kids.

We spend the first half of the show mocking NYT's Alan Feuer for his pathetic NPR interview where he appears convinced anyone who disagrees with him is literally Hitler.

Live at noon we go through breaking news with NY gun laws and Jan 6 delays. At the end of the show, we realize Biden did something even grosser than ruining the country.

Clown World's version of what our world is so far from reality, it's basically a cartoon. We don't want gays reading to kids just because they're gay? We wanted to kill Mike Pence? We tried to take over the most powerful country in history? This is Smurfs.

Gavin, Ryan, and Matty (Syl is still ill) enjoy Matt Walsh's new trans movie, Chin Diesel, and the thirty or so years the Rollins Stones were as good as Rancid.

At the beginning of the show we're given a bunch of cute kids to hang out with but two hours later, they are ripped away from us forever.

We open a hundred t-shirts from hi-vis fans and lament the death of Otis Redding.

Ryan gets a new nickname and Sylvia is back from the hospital and ready to talk dirty! ALL FREE CONTENT WILL NOW BE AVAILABLE AT CENSORED.TV

We bring a cop and a criminal on the show to try to understand why they're so similar.

Our intrepid host declares war on his own family because they totally ignored him while he searched for his glasses for an entire day despite the fact that they were responsible for misplacing them. In protest, Gavin is wearing the shirt that held said glasses the same way Mattress Girl carried the mattress she was raped on. The hope is - obviously - it raises awareness about elder abuse. GUESTS: LIBS OF TIKTOK, MERCEDES CARRERA

Musk has $45b for Twitter, Florida told Disney to fuck off, CNN+ is done, and Johnny Depp has been vindicated. What a banner day here in Clown World!

From a real bad shooting in Grand Rapids, Michigan to cochlear implants, Coca-Cola, and squirrels playing basketball.

After laughing at Biden's inability to form a sentence and getting horrified by how unbelievably gay Disney has become, the boys get inundated with relationship advice questions and save marriage after marriage after marriage.

Fans call in and thanks us for screaming: "Put a ring on it. Make some babies. You've been partying for over a decade. If you haven't sown your wild oats by now, you are mentally ill."

Ryan's gets his testosterone results in and it's not good. Also, stop playing video games, trans is still funny, and we make a sign for Gavin's bar "Gav's Tav" live on the air.

A powerfully inebriated Gavin plows through hours of calls in a blackout.

Dua Lipa is in trouble for stealing songs but did she? What's stealing a song?

The gang sits down to discuss sex, love, and marriage.

Turns out, the chimp knows a thing or two about Ukraine. Also, dancehall sucks.

The Baby Monsters try to change their name to Pool Shitters and fail.

We avoid the mailbag and take calls while extolling the virtues of the local pub.

We talk to Gavin's brother about the convoy until he almost freezes to death.

While the radical left tries desperately to "dismantle the nuclear family," we need to bear down and stop allowing liberal whims to destroy our children's lives. We also get some good advice about our boombox.

We go through some purple flag letters but Matty is as reticent as he is lugubrious.

We raise money for Max and John while taking calls, letters and superchats from everyone in the world.

This extra special episode is 100% devoted to January 6th. We speak to patriots facing serious prison time and the lawyers defending them. The left calls this day worse than 9/11 but the rest of know what's really going on. It's all political theater. GUESTS: NICK QUESTED, JOHN PIERCE, JESSE SMITH, NICK OCHS, DAN HALL, MICHAEL GRAVES, JAMES O'KEEFE

Kyle Rittenhouse lawyer John Pierce joins Matty, Gavin, and Ryan to defend himself and answer your questions.

Life without Ryan is taking a turn and what we thought we would be a painless transition is becoming very difficult.

Gavin is unable to drop this thing and rants for an hour about some esoteric hippies from the 60s who killed a security guard.

While we all enjoy Baby Monsters, we need to watch our tempers and not go to jail based on some bullshit Coco did.

Ryan returns to the fray on Veteran's Day and we discuss all things war.

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Gavin stumbles in drunk and cuts the show an hour short.

After discussing the need to burn masks, we focus on letters to Matty, and Ryan debuts a masterful Jim Goad impression, with the help of his face swap technology.