Gabbing with Babish

Let's get one thing straight up top: my name is JOE, not JON. And JON's name is now Juan Hombrenuevo. Now, onward to the King of the Hill foodtacular! Frito pies, Spa-Peggy with Meatballs, Apple Brown Betty! Do you call 'walking tacos' something else? How would YOU insert your name into 'spaghetti and meatballs?' REQUIEM FOR THE GRANNY SMITH: A TRULY STERLING FRUIT, THE TIM DUNCAN OF THE APPLE WORLD. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Hey! Pay your freaking taxes! Does Spider-Man pay his taxes? Who is Spider-Man voting for? Can Spider-Man defeat the Coronavirus? I don't think any of these questions are addressed on this week's episode but the Boyz do discuss the buckwheat pancakes and dumplings from the Spider-Man video game! They were ansty to get to Buffalo Wild Wings so the energy is all over the place, enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Kim Possible! Her name is like 'impossible' but actually it's Kimberly Possible, less fun. Jon New Man went to Vancouver British Columbia Canada and he tells us about that. He saw a couplefight! I'm stalling cuz none of us have seen Kim Possible and this 'naco' felt ultimately disappointing but not without many redeeming qualities. Rate and review, sweet cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Hold up, is this Babish's worst episode? Is this the Boyz's BEST episode? Probably not. Regardless, the aforementioned Boyz do their best to discuss an episode that James hated. They discuss the most pressing questions of our time, such as, is 101 too many Dalmatians? Who is having the best post-Game of Thrones career? Speaking of which, who will have the best post-Gabbing with Babish career? Oh, its Jon? You answered very quickly. No, I think you're right, its just...you were VERY quick with that answer. Well...enjoy the episode! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

PLEASE BABDAD WE WANT ONLY YOUR BLESSING UPON OUR CONTENT. Don't you guys love how we still do the 'Joe is the guest every week' bit? Doug is a show on Nickelodeon that sort of holds up! What were your channels growing up? JUSTICE FOR PATTY MAYONNAISE STOP OBJECTIFYING A CARTOON TWEEN QUEEN. We have lots of fun and we love you all so much please give me $600. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

If you're having podcast problems I feel bad for you son, I have 99 episodes and this is one. Was that dated Jay-Z reference worth it? I think the world resoundingly agrees that, yes, it was worth it. On this episode James and Joe are hungover and that pretty much sets the tone. Jon remains smug for the simple reason that he has made better life choices and a renowned coward excoriates James for his anti-ketchtard stance. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We're sort-of talking about Phantom Thread and SUPER talking about breakfast. This breakfast looks nice and British as all hell. James and Jon make an ill-fated bet. A discussion of jams, creams, and scones. The etymology of 'welsh rarebit.' BONE-IN vs. BONELESS: THE DEBATE RAGES ON. One more thing: wash yo damn butter, folks. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz inch closer to episode 100 and discuss Da Gawd Babish's attempt at recreating Johnny Cakes from The Soprano's, a show none of the Boyz have seen. James discusses his visit to pizza nirvana, Joe visited an equally Italian place, and Jon is smack dab in the middle of a fab diet that the medical community has deemed "nutritionally unsound" and "bizarre." Plus, sausage, links or patties? Where do we stand? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

3 Million Subscribers! ...Not for us. Not yet. But when we get there, we, too, will make several dozen eggs and chili. RATE. LIKE. TELL A FRIEND. Anyway, Babby's showin' off the new digs and also showin' off those car panini submishes! Also, another instance of Joe saying a wrong, dumb thing and getting wholly roasted for it! We love to see it. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

2020 is off to a pretty depressing start but the Boyz are here to try and lighten the mood! And what better way to take your mind off the crumbling world order than discussing The Emperor's New Groove? This week da Gawd Babish makes the spinach puffs from Disney's most underrated classic! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Happy New Year ya friggin dorks! TYOOL 2020 is upon us, as is the conclusion of known-friend-and-trusted-agent Vince's Hot Take Questionnaire! We got more stripper names, we got christmas cookies, we got hot sauce and even hotter takes - dig in and may your arbitrary new allotment of 365 days be fruitful, ye cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

'Twas 4 days before Christmas, and somewhere in the city, Two Boyz got together, to record and be witty And James in his 'kerchief, and Jon in his cap, had just settled down, for a long food based yap, When what to their wondering ears should appear, but a miniature guest, and his white trash idea-rs, The little old 'gander, wit lively and quick, they knew in a moment, it must be Joe Striks, More rapid than eagles his hot takes they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name: "Eat Butter! Just, Butter! All you need are spoons! On, bread? On, bagels? These things are for loons!" He had a broad face and a little round belly That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And the hosts laughed when they saw him, in spite of themself, He soon sprang to the subway, to the conductor, a whistle, And away he flew, down the tunnels like a missile. But they heard him exclaim, as he rode out of sight— “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!” Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

*Extremely Slingblade Voice* Fried Green Tuhmaters. Cooking: a great way to lick spoons and bowls! Are green tomatoes just underaged tomatoes? THIS IS PROBLEMATIC AND WE ARE YET AGAIN CANCELLED. Please send us emails we love that shit it makes us honry 4 content. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

This week da Gawd Babish makes the okonomiyaki from Sweetness & Lightning which is anime so of course the Boyz have. not. seen it! Because of this the episode is all over the place. Its got baseball, its got cabbage, but most importantly? Its got heart. Give it a listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Rel Post T-Giv Pod Hours over here, gang. Get ready for 10 whole minutes of leftovers conversation aka lefto convo. Hot Rod is this generation's seminal comedy. Family Guy is the content at hand and I'm sure even just us talking about it will irreparably divide the coward base. Shoutout to our maritimers! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Title pretty much explains it, this episode is long and weird and ostensibly revolves around Forrest Gump. More specifically Da Gawd Babish makes various shrimp dishes from the Tom Hanks classic. Is the movie good? Or is it so encumbered by Boomer nostalgia that it was never destined to last? Plus the Boyz discuss desserts, Thanksgiving, and Benihana! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Gun it to 88 for this quick'un lil baby cowards! We've got hot Jeff Van Gundy content, homemade mac & cheese, and Jon doing a Shrek voice. A friggin SHREK VOICE, my dudes. Click the damn download and let's get silly. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

James is a broken man and Babish is to blame. Da Gawd bludgeoned James with dough and broke his spirit. On this ep the Boyz discuss the pineapple and olive pizza (and its dough!) from Deadpool. Is it gross? Is it delicious? Is Deadpool just a cynical attempt by a massive corporation to cash in on a generation's proclivity for irony? Also, Jon and Joe name obscure NFL tight ends while debating the top three inventions from Canadians! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Pasta Puttanesca: an Italian dish from the island of misfit toys. Y'all wanna talk about James's problematic past Halloween costume? We got that. Y'all wanna rehash our love for Emperor's New Groove? You KNOW we gon talk about the homie Patrick Warburton. A protracted discussion of Al Pacino again for some reason? GODDAMN RIGHT. Listen up cowards we got silly energy this week. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Did you know that The Godfather, in addition to being a terrible sandwich, was also a movie? Who knew‽ In honor of da Gawd Babish making the cannoli from The Godfather the Boyz are visited by the most Italian person they know, Deno DeMartino! Deno talks about his one eyed grandfather who was also a thief. Plus, Joe won't shut up about Vanessa Hudgens, Jon is sick, and James hates cannoli! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

This week we are joined by Robby Leon of Slobnation and oh MAYUN do we get slobby for it. Oh shit it's also the Arrested Development special, which rules! They brought Arrested Development back, which did not rule. Sometimes shows should be canceled! Except Detroiters. Detroiters forever. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

James is in distress! Intestinal distress, but it is no less harrowing than a much more serious form of distress. Speaking of distress, we got Cowards getting in car accidents! Plus, pickles, Da Gawd Babish got a new kitchen, and would you cut off Mario Batali's ponytail? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Give us money! Or at least reviews. 5 stars. Something talking about how handsome and funny we are. Anyway - it's another big crazy thing made in this episode! But more importantly, shoutout to these high school boys for naming their club a sick bit. Buy Jon's memoir: Jon Newman: A Fascinating Pizza Journey. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Do you like all of your mom's cooking? Perhaps you do not care for her spaghetti and that vomit on your sweater shows that you have answered already. Well you wouldn't be alone, as the Boyz discuss. Also, Joe ruins transitions, gives the listener a crystal clear glimpse into his psyche, and reads the foods Cowards would sacrifice their friends and family for. Enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Let's start by putting our respective heights on blast! Then cross-promoting someone else's podcast! Food things discussed: chili, mac & cheese, pizza, and candy preferences. Some fun correspondence with cowards, too! Please tell a friend to listen to the podcast or i'll scream. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We done screwed up the intro on this one! Took us three tries. We're back on comic books and superheroes and whatnot but we're breezing past that to talk Chicken Paprikash, then we get to the REALLY good shit which was some excellent correspondence with all you wonderful cowards. Oh also Jon says some WILD shit about breaking down a chicken. It's bonkers. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz mispronounce some words while discussing whether or not everything we know, everything we love, everything we FEEL, is merely the result of a computer simulation? What causes them to face this existential nightmare? The Matrix! What was in those pills? Who else could have played Neo? Is steak worth living in complete ignorance of reality? Maybe if Da Gawd Babish makes it! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Let's get started with everyone's favorite subject: Gerald Ford! Let's talk about the movie Chef (Cheve*)...AGAIN. But forreal, an end-all, be-all of Grilled Cheese discussions. Melts: also in here. Lotta corresponding with cowards, as well. Thanks for participating, cowards. I love to see it. Also, the E! True Hollywood Story behind The Sandlot. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

What do golf, 9/11, and Weight Watchers have in common? This episode! The Boyz tackle all three as well as Da Gawd Babish's attempt to recreate the shawarma from The Avengers end credit scene. James finally learns the difference between shawarma and halal, Jon has a new apartment, and Joe was also there! Also, who is the best superhero villain? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Joey Mushmouth is BACK baby! And RARIN' to talk about crème brûlée & Amelie! Was Batman watchin' folks bang while tracking the Joker? Reveal the truth Christopher Nolan you COWARD. Maybe our biggest juxtaposition thus far in that we go from discussing lil' Jimmy's habits as master of his domain straight into the subtleties of crème brûlée on one's palate. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Was James Garfield assassinated because he loved lasagna TOO MUCH? Not according to Joe, who thinks he is still alive, or history books, who say Garfield was assassinated by a disappointed and delusional office-seeker named Charles J. Guiteau. Either way, something fishy going on there. Someone ought to investigate it. What? We are discussing a different Garfield? The orange cat? Oh boy, looks like I have egg, or should I say lasagna, on my face. Welp...enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

You down with OPP? O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple, the last P...well...that's not that simple, its Parmesan. The last P is Parmesan. Are you down with Other People's Parmesan? The Boyz answer this one by getting absolutely IN THE WEEDS with Parmesan Hero preparation on this week's episode. Opinions are shared, friendships are tested, and Da Gawd Babish's preparation gets put to the test. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Pardon THIS interruption, cowards, but we must posit...Tony Kornheiser: the Goku of ESPN? Babish-san made pineapple curry fried rice so this week we're talkin' anime and we're ill-equipped to do so! Joe was drinking on this one and you can't tell at all! Y'all fuck with Dan Nainan? You're about to. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz are eating watermelon on mic because its the end of the world. Commuting in NYC is a nightmare and the Boyz are REELING. This week some very important questions get asked, how many of the kids from The Sandlot died in Vietnam? How do we all feel about subtitles? And, would you fuck EVE from Wall-E? Also this podcast proudly states, once and for all, that we are Pro-pho. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Also, Orinoco Flow-co. We're tired, shut up! We had to record this way early, shut up! Happy Bastille Day even though it was 3 days ago, shut up! We love Coco and we love to be big strong boys who cry at Coco, shut up! Did California sink into the ocean yet? Shut up and listen! Shut up! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Its Episode 69 (oh HELL yea) and Catherine is back and we continue to have a god damn blast. We may set the record for saying the word 'chef' on a podcast and we encourage all of you, each and every one of you, to eat raw dough. Do it. Do it now. We also discuss the Lava Cake from 'Chef in Da Gawd Babish's cross over episode with Jon Favreau and Roy Choi. Enjoy! Hey that rhymed! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We brought in a Frasier expert to help us through this one: it's Catherine Zini! She's the best and there's no reason to waste time on the description, this one's a riot and we had ourselves a hootenanny recording it. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Is Breaking Bad the best show ever? Why is James sick again? Who is Dave Fishman? Have you ever heard the term 'break bad' before the show? Why is PBR so gross? Did you have pools growing up? Whatever happened to meth? All of these questions are not answered definitively in this weeks episode but its still worth a listen! Also, are you down with the sickness? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We said we wouldn't do it again, then Bab made something from V for Vendetta (among other things), so it's time to ask the all-important question once again: which part of Natalie Portman would you eat if you HAD to eat a part of Natalie Portman? Also, eggs in a nest, a wholly unnecessary Insane Clown Posse riff, a DuoLingo plug for ZERO money, and a WARNING: pimple popping discussion. Plus, we're Corresponding with Cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz discuss Men, Mad Men that is. Joe and James still have not watched it and Jon still has, so that's fun! An episode about French Toast naturally evolves into a discussion about Scotch and Ludacris' episode of Cribs. Are the Boyz on board with da Gawd Babish's recent weight loss? Can Tyler Hansbrough read? Listen and find out! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We're still tired GET OVER IT. It's Bab-daddy's 2 Million Subscriber Spesh, and that's exactly as many subbies as we have! The every meat burrito is stupid and wrong and a goddamn textural nightmare, but then Babdad makes a much better version (all pork), which warms the cockles of the heart even as it stops the blood within said cockles. Competitive eating: is it SCRIPTED? No. Competitive eaters: thank you for all you do to your bodies. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

This week da Gawd Babish makes food inspired by....The Simpsons? Again!? Jesus Babish, mix it up a little. Well, the Boyz find other things to talk about (Chernobyl) as they power through the post 3-day weekend haze. They reminisce about the first movie boobs they saw, the American classic 'Small Soldiers', and review all the Coward's murder sandwiches. Also, please tell your medical professionals about our podcast! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Guys, fair warning: Joe does a miserable riff in the first 3 minutes and it takes a lot of strength to get past it, but we promise it goes WAY up from there, in part because there was nowhere else to go. We're planning James's wedding! We spend a lotta time on that cuz none of us know Peep Show, but still, fun ep! Fuck lettuce, spinach forever! Get cowardly widdit, gang. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Food from 'The Wire'! Is it the best television show of all time? Yes. Next question! Did you know that if you cook fish you are officially an adult? James does. The Boyz discuss murder sandwiches, steak fries, and dad foods. Plus, Hot Takes from the Cowards! Keep. Them. Coming. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Am I right ladies and gentlemen? Giant no-antibodies havin ass. Anyway, A Christmas Story! Peking Duck! We're doing a seasonal thing during the wrong season, but thems the brakes. Also it's me, Joe, writing the description. Home Alone 3 is better than you're acknowledging. Also, Cowards, call in and let us know: what's your LEAST favorite opinion you've heard each of us have on the pod? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Hot chocolate? In MAY? What is this, Toyotathon in July? But seriously, folks,,,,,,, Joe and James are generally averse to hot drinks around here, and so that attitude pervades this conversation. We're talking chocolate, the Simpsons, marshmallows, and a whole mess of other mess. You know the drill by now. Also be on the listen-out for Elitist James Nichols. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

HA! Got you! Classic bit and also a television show. This isn't our last episode we will do this podcast until James dies of old age at 45. This week the Boyz discuss Da Gawd's attempts to recreate the Quatro Quesos Dos Fritos from 'Psych'. Joe teaches Jon and James how he has hacked meal prep and that the beloved children's book 'Holes' was way more intense than they remembered. Also, dead bird pranks, potato opinions, and Starburst rankings! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Joey's back from Paris, so that's discussed. Babish makes something from his hometown, so that's discussed. Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are married, so that's discussed. History classes are often inaccurate or at least they leave out LOTS of info, so that's discussed. t.A.T.u. is discussed, so that's discussed. TATTOOS: Who's got 'em? Let us know! WHITE LIQUID THEORY ALERT, too. Lots of fun stuff this week, listen up cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Game of Thrones comes back this week! And what a better way to celebrate a violent and fantastical HBO series than discussing Friends! The Boyz pick their preferred Friends crew from the cast of GoT (send us yours!), Joe actually makes James laugh, and Jon is smug. Also, fruit and beef do not mix! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Abracadabra on y'ass, cowards: we're talking Harvey Portland and the Chamber of Sweetness. James has strong feelings (shocking) about pumpkin. Treacle: caramel for British people. Butterbeer has an egg in it, which...bleh. We've got an e-mail! We respond to it! Go give us 5 stars you cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!