Gabbing with Babish

(it's me, I am the demon barber of sweet treats). trigger warning: milk is discussed in excess. Look it's all jokes and stuff but Barbershop 2: Back in Business fuckin GOES. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Quite simply: we are the champions, my friends. We are awaited in Valhalla, where we will ride eternal, shiny and chrome. I live, I die, I live again. Food is eventually discussed. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Its 2024 and boy are we still doing this podcast! Everything is terrbile! Michigan won. Dave Portnoy won. All is not right. Much like the contestants of Squid game, we are suffering. But nevertheless, we persist! Listen and enjoy a sneak peak at the making of crabbies! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Do you know what Italians are? No? Well boy have we got a movie for you, My Cousin Vinny! You'll learn all about their vibrant culture and maybe one or two things about cars! Also in this episode, grits! And shrimp! And shrimp and grits! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

SNORKELING IS WATERBOARDING, PASS IT ON. I may be a fuckin bozo, but at least I'm not the dead fool Henry Kissinger. Anyhow, we've got a whole month+ to catch up on, get into it ya dang cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Oh wow, what a time capsule of an episode. Listen to how young we were a month ago. So much has happened since then, and we refuse to discuss any of it. I'm back from Fiji now, so I get to use this space to say SMDFTB THE SUN WILL NEVER SET ON THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. Mea culpa - we skipped a 20 minute episode where Papaw cooks with James Gandolfini's son. Sorry. But also, you're fine. We love you. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

This episode focuses on foods from a video game none of the Boyz have ever even heard of. So instead this episode serves as an exposé of the heinous crimes committed by the football coaching staff at the University of Michigan. Scoundrels and ne're-do-wells, the lot of them! Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Have you ever been in a fight? Do you have strong feelings about black and white cookies? Do you want to get in a fight over black and white cookies? Boy, have we got an episode for you! Its another Seinfeld episode, listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

James and Joe have terrible audio and for this they shall be righteously punished. For James, a hair shirt to penance him for his folly in offending. For Joe, the lash, but alas he has fled the country to avoid his fate. Apologies. There is also food talk! Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Couscous is a funny word. Hell, I'm laughing even just thinking about it right now. Couscous. Lava cake forever. Love ya ya friggin cowards. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Joey's eating good, everyone else is eating great, and we're all gonna be juuuuuust fine. Eclairs? E-Clairs? Electronic Clairs. Thanks for listening ya cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We said he used to be a piece of shit. He's not anymore. We're not anymore. Glass House. White Ferrari. Live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop us from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, WE WERE PIECES OF SHIT THOUGH. (I promise the enitre episode isn't just us quoting I Think You Should Leave. A significant portion is, sure, but there are other, better parts. Listen!) Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Look...our posting schedule. It's all out of whack. Whose fault is that? Recently deceased senator Dianne Feinstein? Who can say. The point is, please listen we love you ya dang cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Better late than never! The Boyz get caught up and its a fun, silly, long, episode. Its about meatloaf! Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

James is sick with COVID, like god's born loser. Discussion topics include baseball, of course, uncrustables, pasta, Pennsylvania, and pesto. Stick around, Jonny does a Christopher Walken impression. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Pulled pork and baked beans are overrated fight me in the streets you cowards!!! Do you like to combine friend groups? If you do you're a psycho! Keep them seperate! Keep them safe! Wall off portions of your life and do not, under any circumstances, allow cross contamination!! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Eddie Miller died so that Eddie Miller could live. Meatghetti is disgusting, spagballs has potential. Support Live Minor League Baseball! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

A fraut recording situation but we soldiered on and persevered. The long awaited episode 237 is finally here. Its got mutants, and turtles, and potstickers. Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

AUNT DONNA YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET ROCKBOTTOM'D. Requiem for a White Liquid Theory. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Broad City and pasta, but more importantly our esteemed guest is leaving New York and moving to North Carolina and boy oh boy are none of us dealing well with it emotionally! Joe, we wish you the best of luck in Raleigh (please say your address on air next episode)! We love you very much and are going to miss you even more. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Bad BBQ is bad, and it's everywhere, and we're tired of not talking about it. Cheesecake factory is also everywhere, but is not necessarily bad. Celebrate all food-based days of the week: Pizza Sunday, Taco Tuesday, Donut Thursday, and Bagel Saturday. WE'RE DONE WITH TWITTER. TWITTER IS DEAD, LONG LIVE TWITTER. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Da Gawd Babish makes a silly hat filled with guacamole and The Boyz had themselves a damn week. Hotdogs. New Haven. Golf. Baseball. And a fireworks display that may still be going? It may never have begun either? The fireworks have always just been. Life did not exist before the fireworks. And it will cease to exist after. They are our life force. We owe everything to them. We will kill for them. WE WILL DIE FOR THEM! ALL HAIL THE FIREWORKS!!!! Also they discuss pizza. Enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Hi Katz Deli we'll have 1 corned bits sandwich, please. Daniel Dae Kim and Daniel Day-Lewis are both wonderful actors. So is BD Wong. We do not play FMK with Mary Todd Lincoln, Ida Saxton-McKinley, and Jackie Beauvier Kennedy Onassis, all of whom have too many names. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

You asked, we delivered, MORE. BASEBALL. CONTENT! On this week's edition of the nations worst baseball podcast the boys discuss pizza, byob, and cake. Also marijuana? You like it? Great, now shut up about it! Listen and enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

It's Memorial Day, don't forget! JK it's no longer memorial day, you're fine. Cannot stress how briefly The Office is discussed this week. A food-heavy episode for a group of boys whomst are currently very heavy with food. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Tenders or fingers? Choose your chicken! The Boyz discuss the chicken fingers from Community plus new Doritos flavors & their respective baseball careers! Someone's ended traumatically! Can you guess who? Listen to find out! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

It's Anklegeddon over here y'all! James is bleeding, Joey's injured, and Jon is training to beat his cardiologist (not ankle-related but you get it). Send us your culture's version of a KFC Famous Bowl, we have a theory that every culture has them. Also send us what you'd like to see served Brazilian Steakhouse Sword-style. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

[to the tune of Janie's Got A Gun] Joey Sounds Like Shit. Sound issues abound because computers are not this podcast's strength! The boys discuss a show they have never seen that Da Gawd Babish just keeps doing. But waffles and popcorn are discussed at length, enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

[to the tune of Janie's Got A Gun] Jonny's Got A Wife. We got engaged, we cooked foods, we golfed, we traveled, it's been an eventful time for the boys b'bish! We've got an episode about Bri'ish stuff y'all, shoutout to our pals from across the pond. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Da Gawd Babish makes an absurd feast from WandaVision! You have to listen to this episode to know whats going to happen in the next Marvel movie! Don't miss all of the new Marvel spoilers we discussed our very special guest, K̶a̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶e̶ C̶o̶n̶q̶u̶e̶r̶o̶r̶ Joe Stiks! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Sorry we're late again, not gonna waste time on the description just listen ya dang cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Once again, its thine Boyz! They're here to discuss Rick & Morty, their various food adventures, and the sweet, savory, sumptuous dish that is Panda Express's (Express'? Espresses? Expressi?) Orange Chicken. OoOoOoOoOoO baby do we love this dish! Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

IN PERSON EP! Don't say bomb at an airport! James explains the difference between sweet and savory salads. Jonny's makin' smash burgers. We still haven't seen Steven Universe. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONNY. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Joey Had a Good Potatoes Weekend! We're back and we're not sponsored anymore. Please tell your friends to listen so that we can become sponsored again. Make yourself a Pomme Anna, it's dank as hell! Also no one take Zoctor Doctor, we claim it. If you're having literary legal problems, call Cellino and Barnes and Noble - 800-888-8888-88888888 Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Jonny's back from New Orleans which means we're back from Podcasting Purgatory! We're eating entire slices of cake whole, a glorious pastime. We've got a sponsor - it's Magic Mind! Dealing with stress? Trying to be more productive? Looking to enter flow state more easily? Hell, maybe all of the above and more? Magic Mind has natural nootropics and adaptogens mixed with matcha for a green energy boost that'll kickstart your day and jumpstart your brain! Check out https://www.magicmind.co/gabbingwithbabish and use promo code GABBINGWITHBABISH20 for up to 56% off your subscription (or 20% off a one-time purchase) for the next 10 days from this episode drop! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

WE KNOW THE AUDIO DOESN'T SOUND GREAT THIS WEEK WE'RE WORKING ON IT I'M SORRY IT'S JOE'S FAULT. We've got a sponsor - it's Magic Mind! Dealing with stress? Trying to be more productive? Looking to enter flow state more easily? Hell, maybe all of the above and more? Magic Mind has natural nootropics and adaptogens mixed with matcha for a green energy boost that'll kickstart your day and jumpstart your brain! Check out https://www.magicmind.co/gabbingwithbabish and use promo code GABBINGWITHBABISH20 for up to 56% off your subscription (or 20% off a one-time purchase) for the next 10 days from this episode drop! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The boys ate some good food - most importantly, Jonny stopped doing Whole 30 and can rejoin civilized society! We're hitting the gym, we're noshing, we're talkin' bout our favorite YouTube cooking show. But perhaps more importantly than all that... We've got a sponsor - it's Magic Mind! Dealing with stress? Trying to be more productive? Looking to enter flow state more easily? Hell, maybe all of the above and more? Magic Mind has natural nootropics and adaptogens mixed with matcha for a green energy boost that'll kickstart your day and jumpstart your brain! Check out https://www.magicmind.co/gabbingwithbabish and use promo code GABBINGWITHBABISH20 for up to 56% off your subscription (or 20% off a one-time purchase) for the next 10 days from this episode drop! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

James is on a health kick and he's sexy now. All it takes is two trips to the gym. Anyone who says it takes more than that is lying and is part of the exercise-industrial-complex. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM! Anyway this episode is about rissoto! Enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

James would rather run than swim? Fool. We're eating stuff! We're talking about eating stuff! Top-Tier Pixar Movies and Bottom-Tier Pixar Movies are equally difficult to rank amongst each other. Shoutout to the Magic Johnson theater in Harlem. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Happy New Year!!! No its not too late to say it, especially if this is the first episode of 2023! Sorry for the delay but the boys were busy fighting each other in their on going quest to be the best Babish Boy. We cover alot because so much time has passed. Happy to be back Cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

If you knock all the Gabish Boyz off a roof, you have to do our podcast. Sorry, them's the rules. For an episode about Santa Claus(e), we're suuuuure talking a lot about Hanukkah/Chanukah! Fried taters, fried sausage, underbaked bread - we've got it all! CRABBIES! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz are back once again and they pick up right where they left off, which is tough because they aren't exactly sure where that is. Plenty is covered from thanksgiving food to Hanukkha food...truly ran the gamut. It was nice to be back with Boyz and it gets pretty silly. Enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Startin off as we always do: with chocolate and soccer. Dave Matthews Band is the pre-meal salad, then we're going with steak and eggs from the movie Twister. James shares his terrifying appetite for destruction. He longs to see tornadoes, to soak up their aftermath and bathe in their chaos. His eyes went completely black when he discussed them, as if conversing with some unknowably dark dimension. Fun ep! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Thanksgiving is just around the corner and we are here to talk about, what else, the ever expanding IP of the Star Wars universe in Disney's endless quest to own every second of entertainment you and your loved ones consume! Also blue cookies! Weeeee! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Qu'est-ce que c'est? Un épisode sur les œufs et le fromage, au course de lequel nous discutons le mariage de Joe, le laboratoire de Dexter, et que ferions-nous avec un milliard de dollars. French for your bitch ass, love ya cowards! Enjoy! This is probably terrible for our SEO. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Its steak night! The Boyz gathered together on a Friday night for Jonny to, once and for all, feed James. And they also recorded an episode! This one is about 30 Rock (the best show ever) and a delicious sandwich! Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We came, we saw, we ate like dirtbags! We haven't seen Twin Peaks (DRINK) but we HAVE seen god in the form of delicious French bread. James makes a bold bread proclamation. We share memories. Also, our longstanding correspondence with one EYE-ANN continues! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz are back and ready to gab! This one covers a show they simply refuse to watch but that doesn't stop them from talking about a whole mess of stuff. Including, how much would it take for you to make Mortadella? Its a weird meat! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The boys had a pizza sunday then released this episode a week late to account for James going to Las Vegas to steal from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM grand. It's called 'Ocean's One' and it's gonna SUCK. Long Live Hungry Howie's Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

I was in bed! Sleep was nigh when I was roused from my soon to be slumber to write this description. And here we are! This one runs the gamut, its got dough, its got sous vide, its got Jon finally revealing the exact amount of money he makes? Maybe, you'll have to listen to find out! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!