Gabbing with Babish

We're definitely posting this the day we planned to, don't tell anyone I forgot to publish it, because I didn't. Jonny has gone to Georgia but we recorded this a while ago so we're not talking about it yet. Anyway, Potato Chip Omelet from The Bear. That's the thing. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Moises Alou peed on his hands. That is this week's Baseball Fact! Chuck I. Cheese and the 'i' is for insulin. Super Mario Brothers mushroom pasta. You get it? Mario eats a mushroom and becomes demonic! From the game! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Welcome everyone to the very first recording of episode 302 of Gabbing with Babish! We're talking about the Looney Cake from Succession, among other things. Shoutout to cake, we love cake. Don't do the naked frosting look, do the full frosting look. It's as chaste as it is naughty if you catch my drift. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Ya'll watch American Dad? Its like Family Guy, but worse! Speaking of worse, the Boyz are back for another one. They discuss the Monte Cristo, a frankly ridiculous sandwich. It makes my fingers all sticky! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Someplace warm. Where the glizzies flow like wine. Where +.300 batters instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. We're talking about a little place called "EPISODE 300." We have done it, once again. Thanks cowards. We love you. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Everyone needs to brush up on their small talk, because Iran? That aint it folks. Weather? Sports? Hell emotional truths at the core of our respective upbringings? All things I would rather, and be more prepared to, talk about. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Get in losers we're going after Billy Crystal. The nation's premier Golf, Baseball, Cooking, and Technical Difficulties podcast is back and we're worse, baby. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz bring the heat while Babish makes a bland cake in a bland episode. So this episode serves mostly as a PSA, all you Cowards should be hydrating. Can't be having you all out there getting charlie horses for lack of proper water and potassium intake. Also, ya'll be celebrating the day you started dating your wifes? Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

In which we realize we'll probably never hit 700 home runs or score more 3-pointers than Smush Parker. Also, Ripper Collins? You idiot, you should've written the great American Novel instead of toiling in the minor leagues for 8 years you stupid loser. John Wick rules John Wick forever. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

This episode has got noods! The sexy kind. Not those gross pictures featuring various genitalia. No, we talking bout nooooodles. Hand pulled. Sensual. Voluptuous. Delicious. Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We love to say our wonderful catchphrase - It's Haircut Time! We continue the Baseball Bit that everyone enjoys, and we barely bother to discuss the thing this show is supposed to be about. What I'm trying to say is: we are so back. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We're back and we're worse. But we didn't talk about Chipotle even once! Its all about the little victories. Speaking of little victories, RORYYYYYYYYYYY!!! HE WON THE MASTERS AND THERE IS A GLIMMER OF LIGHT IN THIS WORLD OF DARK!!!! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

And look, the third one! Completing the bit! The harrowing conclusion to the much-acclaimed trilogy! Chipotle, baby! Come for the Chipotle bit, stay for a top-tier 'Eat Pray Love' joke. Really monumental stuff. Long live Hook!! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

They said it couldn't be done! They said they couldn't get another 10 minutes our of Chipotle and boy were they wrong! Here come the competitors! You won't BELIEVE how much the Boyz can get out of simply discussing crushed chips. Arise, arise, all burrito boys! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

This is the start of what will definitely not be referred to moving forward as The Chipotle Trilogy. After a protracted discussion on the famed fast-food mexican restaurant, we will then discuss Tots, Sauces, and such. You love it. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Heads up folks its about to get weird! The Boyz, or Niños as we'd like to be called, will be traveling, so the schedule is gonna be a little wonky. Joe is going to Alaska and Jonny is going to India to try McDonalds over there. I will remain here, to fight Fascism, because I am not a coward. Anyway, listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Plus? Poo poo pee pee Pringles podcast pancake plunder paper princess peach pistachio peloton pyrex piru pied piper piano. Just a fun alliteration bit for ya. SpongeBob SquarePants and the stupid burgers he made in an admittedly funny episode. We're having a nice time. Fcuk Elton Mask. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Hey Patrick Mahomes, your play was so gross and sloppy I almost confused it for the French dish Ratatouille! (Get absolutely REKT) That perfect burn leads us into this weeks episode about the soup from Pixar's Ratatouille. It looks good! Unlike that frog voiced dope from Kanas City. (REKT again!) We like to have fun. Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Wanna know how Luka Doncic says 'pig in a blanket' in Slovenian? "Prašič v odeji," according to google translate. Pretty cool. Anyway, The Office! We're dissociating, come on in, the water's fine. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Our slog continues. We toil in the mines of season depression extracting what precious ore of happiness we can. All the time counting the days until daylight savings time frees us from the shackles of this life and we can once again frolic in the sunshine. Anyway this episode is about Home Alone. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!