Gabbing with Babish

We're definitely posting this the day we planned to, don't tell anyone I forgot to publish it, because I didn't. Jonny has gone to Georgia but we recorded this a while ago so we're not talking about it yet. Anyway, Potato Chip Omelet from The Bear. That's the thing. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Moises Alou peed on his hands. That is this week's Baseball Fact! Chuck I. Cheese and the 'i' is for insulin. Super Mario Brothers mushroom pasta. You get it? Mario eats a mushroom and becomes demonic! From the game! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Welcome everyone to the very first recording of episode 302 of Gabbing with Babish! We're talking about the Looney Cake from Succession, among other things. Shoutout to cake, we love cake. Don't do the naked frosting look, do the full frosting look. It's as chaste as it is naughty if you catch my drift. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Ya'll watch American Dad? Its like Family Guy, but worse! Speaking of worse, the Boyz are back for another one. They discuss the Monte Cristo, a frankly ridiculous sandwich. It makes my fingers all sticky! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Someplace warm. Where the glizzies flow like wine. Where +.300 batters instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. We're talking about a little place called "EPISODE 300." We have done it, once again. Thanks cowards. We love you. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Everyone needs to brush up on their small talk, because Iran? That aint it folks. Weather? Sports? Hell emotional truths at the core of our respective upbringings? All things I would rather, and be more prepared to, talk about. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Get in losers we're going after Billy Crystal. The nation's premier Golf, Baseball, Cooking, and Technical Difficulties podcast is back and we're worse, baby. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz bring the heat while Babish makes a bland cake in a bland episode. So this episode serves mostly as a PSA, all you Cowards should be hydrating. Can't be having you all out there getting charlie horses for lack of proper water and potassium intake. Also, ya'll be celebrating the day you started dating your wifes? Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

In which we realize we'll probably never hit 700 home runs or score more 3-pointers than Smush Parker. Also, Ripper Collins? You idiot, you should've written the great American Novel instead of toiling in the minor leagues for 8 years you stupid loser. John Wick rules John Wick forever. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

This episode has got noods! The sexy kind. Not those gross pictures featuring various genitalia. No, we talking bout nooooodles. Hand pulled. Sensual. Voluptuous. Delicious. Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We love to say our wonderful catchphrase - It's Haircut Time! We continue the Baseball Bit that everyone enjoys, and we barely bother to discuss the thing this show is supposed to be about. What I'm trying to say is: we are so back. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We're back and we're worse. But we didn't talk about Chipotle even once! Its all about the little victories. Speaking of little victories, RORYYYYYYYYYYY!!! HE WON THE MASTERS AND THERE IS A GLIMMER OF LIGHT IN THIS WORLD OF DARK!!!! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

And look, the third one! Completing the bit! The harrowing conclusion to the much-acclaimed trilogy! Chipotle, baby! Come for the Chipotle bit, stay for a top-tier 'Eat Pray Love' joke. Really monumental stuff. Long live Hook!! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

They said it couldn't be done! They said they couldn't get another 10 minutes our of Chipotle and boy were they wrong! Here come the competitors! You won't BELIEVE how much the Boyz can get out of simply discussing crushed chips. Arise, arise, all burrito boys! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

This is the start of what will definitely not be referred to moving forward as The Chipotle Trilogy. After a protracted discussion on the famed fast-food mexican restaurant, we will then discuss Tots, Sauces, and such. You love it. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Heads up folks its about to get weird! The Boyz, or Niños as we'd like to be called, will be traveling, so the schedule is gonna be a little wonky. Joe is going to Alaska and Jonny is going to India to try McDonalds over there. I will remain here, to fight Fascism, because I am not a coward. Anyway, listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Plus? Poo poo pee pee Pringles podcast pancake plunder paper princess peach pistachio peloton pyrex piru pied piper piano. Just a fun alliteration bit for ya. SpongeBob SquarePants and the stupid burgers he made in an admittedly funny episode. We're having a nice time. Fcuk Elton Mask. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Hey Patrick Mahomes, your play was so gross and sloppy I almost confused it for the French dish Ratatouille! (Get absolutely REKT) That perfect burn leads us into this weeks episode about the soup from Pixar's Ratatouille. It looks good! Unlike that frog voiced dope from Kanas City. (REKT again!) We like to have fun. Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Wanna know how Luka Doncic says 'pig in a blanket' in Slovenian? "Prašič v odeji," according to google translate. Pretty cool. Anyway, The Office! We're dissociating, come on in, the water's fine. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Our slog continues. We toil in the mines of season depression extracting what precious ore of happiness we can. All the time counting the days until daylight savings time frees us from the shackles of this life and we can once again frolic in the sunshine. Anyway this episode is about Home Alone. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

It's got everything in this one, folks. Baseball, Oreos, the boys having a Cooking Sunday. I mean, everything. 30 Rock, meatballs, a discussion of non-edible Reese's products. Shoutout to all the cowards, it all sucks but you make it better! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

How does one perceive the passage of time? For Jonny, there is only before and after How I Met Your Mother. For James, it is a series of wheels. For Joe? Time does not exist. And for this, the Boyz have mastered time. Time is their dominion. They will never die!!!!! Now enjoy an episode about sausage. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

It's a late-night ep, baby, and you know what that means: dysfunction galore! Tim Salmon, Thanksgiving, and a Reese's cat scratcher. We've got it all this week, please listen and do all the other stuff as well. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Will we ever stop talking baseball up top? Who knows!!! Thanksgiving stuff (and stuffing! folks!), leftovers stuff, star wars stuff. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram, gabbingwithbabish.bsky.social on Bluesky, and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

You guys ever remember some guys? Can any of those guys succinctly explain what pudding is? WHAT IS IT?!?! WHY DO WE LET THE BRITISH GET AWAY CALLING EVERYTHING PUDDING?!?! WE SHOULD REVOLT AGAIN!!!! Also, would Harry Potter have survived Stalin's Great Purge? Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Hey existence is pain and luckily for us all there's only a little bit of it left. We apologize for how Joe sounds this week, his stupid nose went on strike. Donuts! Ice Cream! SpongeBob! Bobby Bonilla Day! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Pretty straight forward episode here folks. There is a recipe, it is made, and we discuss. Right down the middle. Much like a fastball, which the Yankees CANNOT FUCKING HIT! FUCK WHAT ARE THEY DOING WHY DO THEY SUCK? They did win one though... Listen! Its a good time for all involved. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We've been traveling! But we're back. Until we're not! Such is life. We have also been eating hot dogs and ruining ourselves. We do it all for YOU. Please RESPECT us! Anyway, avert your ears Wes Anderson haters. Or tune in, to listen to at least one of us hate on Wes Anderson. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Much like Cal Ripken Jr.'s unbreakable appearance streak, we have managed to string together 3 straight episodes, so.....see you in November? Who knows, the Boyz got a bunch of travel coming up so its all a crap shoot and nothing in life is guaranteed, hug your kids, kiss your dogs, walk your wives, you get it. Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Lasagna soup: like regular lasagna but to stay! Everything Everywhere All At Once? More like...well, you saw the pod title. We were annoyed by the ep but if you liked it please don't beat us up! We were deep in our cups of haterade! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz have been scattered. Dispered. Asunder. Simply spread across the globe. Where? Well you'll have to listen to them discuss baseball, chicken wings and briefly mention the Simpsons to find out! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

"Pee cans are for truck drivers." Emeril Lagasse hates the working class! He hates them! Broad City: good show! Churrons look unnecessary but sure we'll try it. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

In a word? Egg. In several more words? We got a hot new ep about a hot new show, that's right, this season's freshest comedy is Seinfeld. Jerry and his delightful band of miscreants live in NYC and no matter where they go hijinks ensue. If you don't like what we talk about in this episode, boy are you going to be disappointed with next episode! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Pipin' hot and fresh out the oven, that's right folks: heavily laminated layers of buttery, flaky Podcast. Just for you. Come get some. You love it. We love it. We all love it. Steve Martin is a wild and crazy guy for this one. SEND US EMAILS YOU COWARDS. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz are here once again and boy are they acting like a bunch of sweet preachers, if you know what I mean. Like do you know what I mean? Do you? Do you get what I mean when I refer to them, collectively, as sweet preachers? DO YOU?!?!?! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Olympics are here, and we salute...a Swedish Creole! Otherwise we're talkin' paella (never far from our thoughts), Recent Eats, and briefly, barbecue! Apologies for our recent absences! Please come back we miss you! Sponsored by Chili's lol eating good in the neighborhood Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz continue to be back. No one has ever been as back as these Boyz. And to prove how back the Boyz are? Well they talk about pizza and hot dogs and cereal and baseball. Each topic proving exactly back these Boyz are. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We're back and we're taking easy potshots at Jerry Seinfeld, get in here and get it while it's hot y'all! Also, Crab Bisque, Baby. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Another episode making a food from everyone's favorite deep-sea rectangle, SpringBab ShortsGuy! Also, requisite cooking talk, baseball talk, basketball talk, and a fun email from a coward. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

*extremely Thin Lizzy voice* The Boyz are back on the pod! The Boyz are back on the pooooOHooood! We are so back baby! And how to we signal our backness? By skipping this abysmal episode of Binging with Babish and basically just vibing for 40 minutes. Jimmy had a bunch of food adventures and we get a fun email from a Coward! Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The fellas is all hitched now, sorry GWB groupies. Invite Joe to your wedding to see a silly little chaos gremlin full of cake and free beer. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

God is angry and he has shown his displeasure by taking away the sun! We must repent! What could have caused such wrath? Perhaps it is this mayo based salad from How I Met Your Mother? A salad that, much like the later seasons of that show, are an afront to god! But fear not! In an effort to get right with His righteousness our beloved Jonny is getting married! He will stop living in sin and all the Boyz will be wed. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Sorry y'all but we're in our Luis Aparicio era. Landlords: for the first time in history, you are hereby on notice. We will cancel all listener debts to their landlords henceforth. So let it be written, so let it be done. Sugar Shack Donuts, if you listen, please sponsor us by sending us a tremendous amount of your delicious products. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Look, we heard you loud and clear, Big Shirt is back!!! Also we discuss the delight that is an arepa, Taco Bell reawakenings, and James' inability to imagine non-Italians making good pizza. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

I'm not mad about my new nickname, please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad at my new nickname. PLEASE GIVE US ATTENTION WE CRAVE IT. Send us your 'Pizza Hut/Taco Bell' restaurant combos? Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

MOVIE TRAILERS SHOULD NOT BE MISLEADING OR ELSE YOUR MOM WILL CRY VERY HARD AT THE MOVIES. This movie sucks. The food also kind of looks like it sucks. but you know what doesn't suck? This episode. The Boyz have a good time despite the crappy source material. Plus,what do you sneak into movie theaters? Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Wells Fargo? More like Smells Fargo. That's something you can say. Like you CAN say that. If anyone wants to fight me for anything that was said on this week's pod, you're cordially invited to come catch these hands at the Drive Shack in Raleigh. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

This episode has got balls. Big, nutty, Schweddy balls. Remember that sketch? Do you remember the peak of comedy? Balls. The boys cover all sorts of topics on this one, sleeping, chinese food, art protests, and of course...balls. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]! Balls.

Happy Valemtimes Day Ya Friggin Cowards! *Extremely regional American accent voice* Squarsh. In honor of Harmon Killebrew, the mormon slugger who never did fun stuff but loved to mash dingers. Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

This podcast has a bit of everything, senior superlatives, Brad Pitt, Ross Geller remaining the most loathsome character in the American canon. Its all there! Plus we discuss yams and sweet potatoes, they continue to baffle me! Enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!