Gabbing with Babish

On this week's episode Da Gawd Babish makes the Triple-Decker Eggo Extravaganza from Stranger Things! Joe still has his slide whistle, Jon gets heckled in conversation, and James hates children. Plus the Boyz discuss the most important question of all, is Drake a pedophile? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

That is, Would You Eat A Part Of Natalie Portman? We talked about it before, we're talking about it again. We're also talkin' Antz vs. A Bug's Life, Armageddon vs. Deep Impact, and Hannibal Lecter meeting Clarice under VERY different circumstances. There is also a discussion of Joe's mustache and, much more embarrassingly, his childhood eating habits. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

1 year!!! We have been doing this for 1 year and we get to talk about Hey cowards, how much slide whistle is too much slide whistle? Joe helps us answer that question while James and Jon talk out of their butts. Also all of the Boyz are in danger of not hitting their weight loss goal. Listen! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Pretzel Day, Cowards! Let's talk about The Office. Let's talk about pretzels. Let's talk about sugary treats. "UGH, DOUGH" - James. Auntie Anne's is opening a location IN YOUR HOME. Chipwiches, whomst fuxes with them? Whomst refers to them as Kurfwiches besides Jon's friends? Fun ep, folks! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

50 episodes??? That's almost 80 episodes!!! On our 50th episode Joe and Jon reveal a bizarre fascination with Regis Philbin while James reveals that he doesn't understand fractions. This episode might set the record for triggering the white liquid theory and what is the point of a turkey reuben? Finally, salad dressings: rank them! Thank you all for listening to us idiots babble on for 50 episodes! Here is to 50 more! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Fun ep! We're reviewing the one-woman-comedy-cooking performance: Babette! Yeah, that joke's as dumb to read as it is to say. This shit fancy but in like an 18th century way where it's no longer fancy and honestly kinda dumb. Anyway: what's the difference between swans, geese, and ducks? Which one has the most delicious liver? Does Bab take a spank-break when he's waiting for pastry to proof? This whole dish feels unnecessary and looks ridiculous. Shouts to Noelle for the email! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

On this week’s episode, Joe dunks for the second episode in a row, Jon’s fans have a new name (shouts to the Jonny Boyz!) and James loves food after sex. The Boyz discuss Men, Mad Men that is! Was it boring? Was it brilliant? Porque no los dos? Also Napoleons look like a milquetoast-ass dessert. Hey Napoleon, maybe if you didn’t invade Russia you could have had a better dessert named after you. Fucking ROASTED that big-hat wearing dummy. Am I an Emperor now? P.S. If you could have a dessert named after you what would it be, email and let us know! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

WHATUP COWARDS we're talking whiplash but this ep's so hot it'll give you QUIPlash hahaha lol can you tell Joe wrote this description? James says 'Reese's Pieces' like a goddamn idiot. Raisins are bad, dried cherries are great, but chocolate chips are #1. What's y'alls favorite movie candy? Do you fuccs with movie theater popcorn? Do you think Damian Chazelle's last two films were pretty overhyped? SOUND OFF! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Its the remix to the chicken, hot and fresh out the kitchen, Babish makin that sauce, R. Kelly should be in prison. Man, writing songs is hard. But the point stands! R. Kelly sucks and da Gawd Babish is reexamining the Szechuan Sauce from Rick and Morty! Because the Boyz have discussed this they focus on other things like weight loss, the Great British Baking Show, and ideal nugget shape. Listen up Cowards! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

LISTEN UP, COWARDS: We start a discussion of food and Rodney Dangerfield where all discussions of these things start: Michael Jordan. Small foods AHOY! Peanut M&Ms, crabbies, bacon-wrapped anything - we love small foods baby! Word to the wise: establish a relationship with caterers at a catered event and make sure they bring you the goods. Also if you're still playing beer pong with beer in the cups you're a craven fool. We recount a drunken Joe story. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

On this week's episode The Boyz watch Babish make a big ass burger and pimp his fancy Himalayan ketchup while they avoid talking about Regular Show because none of them have watched! Also, Jon nails down who is at fault for the audio issues, James continues to be befuddled by technology, and Joe describes his family's horrific eating choices. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Issa SAMMICH EP y'all! We still got some audio issues that we're in the process of fixing. JAMES WATCHED A JORDAN B. PETERSON VIDEO HE IS A JBP STAN. We talmbout algorithms HARD to kick this one off, then we bust 'bout this delicious lookin sammich. Will Jon get into breadmaking? We'll find out soon... Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the works of Wes Anderson, they just take a moment to appreciate what Da Gawd Babish does on a weekly basis and wonder if he would be successful if he had fucked up hands. Unrelated, but were Hufflepuff's secretly Nazis? Also, new year, new Boyz, their diets start immediately! Oh, also we talk briefly about porn, you like porn right? Who doesn't. This is so we can tag #porn and get all those sweet, sweet new listeners. Here is to big things in 2019!!! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

James HATES Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and honestly, since Jon & Joe have never seent it, they're ready to take that opinion as gospel. Also, Johnny Depp's from Kentucky? Dafuq? Anyway, lotta James yelling in this one so you KNOW it's good. He says 'big dick idiots' at one point, it's great. HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

WARNING: The sound for the first ~10 minutes of this episode is bad. Joe's levels are blown out and Jon and James are weirdly muted. We apologize for the inconvenience. We have fired out sound guy Evan*, to be honest it was a long time coming, he was on our last nerve. Our new sound person, Trish, comes highly recommend and we can't wait to work with her. ** On this episode Babish makes delicious looking food by a scrumptious looking lake and then retreats to his kitchen to make a smelly cake. Also, the Boyz ponder what exactly white chocolate is, they marvel at the career of Vince Carter, and James teaches everyone the correct way to pronounce Mario. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]! * Evan is not real ** Neither is Trish

Atlanta's a great show that FX makes unreasonably difficult to watch! Wings rule, Atlanta rules, and Donald Glover rules to an almost impossible degree of accomplishment. Let's get into bone-in vs. boneless and cheap-as-hell wing deals at college bars. Jon's also got gross ittybitty fingernails. Not relevant here, but now you all know that. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

On this weeks episode da gawd Babish makes food from Game of Thrones and of course the most important thing when you play the game of thrones is sportsmanship! Hey, George R.R. Martin, finish the books you coward! Also Jon hates water, Joe drops some gems, and James actually figures out technology. Plus, the Boyz answer an email! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We begin with comic strips and a quick deviation into Pinky & the Brain. THEN, after a VERY lengthy discussion about The Boondocks, Joe brings back the 'what is chutney?' debate (spoiler: it's a SALAD, you COWARDS). Would you remake Memento with Brad Pitt? Again, we spent a LOT of time on The Boondocks. UH OH A SEAN EVANS CROSSOVER EP. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

On this week's episode the Boyz get into their cups and break down Babish's Cocktail Special! They also discuss how Jon has never blacked out while Joe and James WAY have. Also White Russians are nasty, Vermouth sucks, Old Fashioneds are great, Mint Juleps are racist, and I can't remember where we stand on Gin Martinis because parts of this episode are a little blurry. We were drinking! And you should too! Unless you're under age! If you are just do drugs! Wait, thats also illegal...just listen! Enjoy! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Jimmy's butt is betraying him! Let's talk about why this 'interesting' 'dessert' is explicitly 'bullshit.' Is Aaron Sorkin good? What was your favorite high school book? Mine's "The Regular Gatsby." Joe's calling everyone cowards more often now, is that fun? Oh also - "Oliver Babish!" Like "Binging with Babish" and "Gabbing with Babish!" Three VERY different things with the same name - wow! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Da Gawd Babish travels outside the kitchen for the first time to make the delicious looking ribs from the now problematic House of Cards! On this episode the Boyz watch a pederast eat ribs in a suit and extol the virtues of moist towelettes, Also, brief guest and North Carolina barbecue expert Amanda scolds Babish for his dry rub. And finally, Wegman's forever!!!! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

CAKE IT UP BABY NAH [cake it up bayyybeh]. Just a fun but irrelevant Beatles reference for ya cuz this ep is about Bruce Bogtrotter's chocolate cake from Matilda! It looks DELICIOUS but the fellas get HEATED about who's doing the heavy lifting between cake and frosting. Also, Babish does a 'weird flex but ok' by putting literal bodily fluids in this shits. Lastly: OUR FIRST EMAIL! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We got our first *bleep* on the pod as the Boyz discuss the Krappy Patty Burger from SpongeBob SquarePants! On this episode James comes out hard against shredded lettuce, Jon shares a vaguely racist theory about sauces, and Joe ponders if there truly are only 4 types of food. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Babish makes cookies (that STINK) from The Walking Dead (which STINKS). Joe - JOE, OF ALL PEOPLE - thinks Bab does too many bits in this one. Anyway, this one's quick cuz what more can you say about two stinky things? Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

On this week's episode, Babish makes pancakes and ham from Twin Peaks. Here's the thing: none of the Boyz have seen Twin Peaks. Does that affect the quality of the episode? Yeah, probably. Tons of spoilers for movies that came out over 2 years ago in here, so be forewarned! Also, James loves DMB, Jon hates Jack Johnson, and they valiantly try to stop another terrible joke by Joe. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

We talk about Carbonara and NOTHING ELSE except for a couple things that are kinda hard to talk about? Also Eames chairs: how many does Jon own? FOLLOW. THE. MONEY. Whatever just listen we talk about everyone’s favorite pasta dish that definitely involves garlic: carmanarnar. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

Our good friend Alon Elian returns for the Seinfeld special! On this episode Jon asks the world's dumbest question, Alon spits some bullshit about BLT's, and Joe officially makes the worst joke ever heard on the pod. Also two very important questions get discussed; who gets credit for Seinfeld and are cruise ships boats? Listen and find out! Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

It’s a Simpson’s Ep! Waffles, Pancakes, or French Toast? Your answer determines your social standing (shoutout UpYourButtPod). College sports are briefly discussed for some reason. Fux witchaboiz and come get this hot breakfast discush. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

On this week's episode Joe is losing weight, James is not, and Jon ponders whether the Boyz will ever make 10 million dollars. They won't. That one is pretty easy to answer. This episode barely stays on the rails. Enjoy!

First-time guest Joe Striks brings on fellow first-time guest Alon Elian! In Babish's South Park special, we're talkin' Chef's chocolate salty balls, Cartman's Scott Tenorman's Parents chili, and Randy Marsh's creme fraiche. Alon reveals his dastardly time machine plan. A potential Patreon war is afoot. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz welcome a new guest, the ever affable Alon Elian! Alon immediately mispronounces 'Babish' which is unacceptable, PUT RESPECT ON HIS NAME! Also, Joe has only had Ramen once, Alon extols the virtues of cooking for 8 hours, and Jon is designated the Cake Jew. Plus, eating in the boudoir, is it only for hairless people? Yes. Yes it is.

Our first non-canon episode! Joe's blood pressure comes into question (it's better now, though), the boys implore Andrew to come on the pod, Christian Slater’s probable friendship with Billy Zane, and much more! Yo, also, American Pie is MAD problematic in retrospect.

On today's episode James gets engaged, Jon makes a tasteless joke about Anthony Bourdain (RIP in peace), and Joe once again burps on mic. The Boyz discuss shitty Rick & Morty fans and the merits of the various McDonald's dipping sauces. Also, what is your ideal nugget number?

Name a more perfect sandwich than the Cubano. You can’t. Let us tell you why. There’s also an Oasis derailment, anger at Babish’s lack of garlic press, and a discussion about the Dyson guy’s fetish for his own products. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz discuss another show none of them have seen. James and Jon threaten Joe with violence, Jon gets left out, and James hates sous-vide. Also, do animals have souls?

Our vocabularies and kitchen knowledge are not nearly sufficient for this thing where we talk about things that happen in the kitchen. NONETHELESS: submit your WLT (white liquid theory) jingles, like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz achieve goal #1 of the podcast and may finally be on Da Gawd Babish's radar. Joe doesn't know what Huevos Rancheros is, how deep does his bean ignorance go? Also, Jon loves dark jokes and James has no idea what a skillet is. Like and subscribe!!!

Wet vegetables are GROSS, folks. Short & sweet, straight to the point: would you take a bite of Natalie Portman? No fingers, can't cop out on fingers or toes, you coward.

Jon doesn't know how to introduce the show and he continues to disappoint James and Joe with his limited pop culture exposure. The Boyz are oddly intrigued by the gross recipes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as Babish continues to flex on the haters. And finally the Boyz go on to discover a new exception to the nearly impenetrable White Liquid Theory.

eBaumsworld uber alles! Why are we talking about anything except microwaving donuts? Go microwave a donut and fucking LIVE, you fools. Also we are the Cake Boys now.

On this week's episode, the Babish Boyz become the Strudel Dudes to discuss the delicious-looking apple strudel from Quentin Tarantino's 'Inglourious Basterds.' Jon's White Liquid Theory remains unimpeachable in the face of James's designation of whipped cream as 'stank milk' and the Boyz wonder, what is hasenpfeffer?

LeBron James, GO ON THE POD. Let’s talk about the FOOD you’ll enjoy in DETROIT haha jk save yourself bud go have fun out there. Anyway we mostly talk about basketball and friendship in this one, sorry Gabgang.

Joe tries the patience of James and Jon while Babish flexes on all the haters. The Boyz discuss ASMR, dicing veggies, and whether or not tomatillos are toxic. Plus, Italian is a dumb language.

Quentin Tarantino made a movie about Samuel L. “Sam” Jackson eating a burger and nothing else happens in the movie. We’re sorry for talking about your feet, Uma Thurman.

Joe hates Elf because he hates life, James disses people with a sweet tooth, and the Boyz break down which Pop-Tart reigns supreme. Plus, do we need marshmallows?

Joe shoehorns what ends up being a Jesse Ventura impression. The Boyz start their own “Hour Children” foundations and they’re ALL bad! Also, eggs.

Adam Sandler’s career: a retrospective. JK, but Jon and Joe take unfortunate stabs at Walken impressions then we get Back 2 Bread & Babish Bitz. Mark? MAAAAARK.

The 'Goodfellas' prison sauce is made and discussed. Tensions run high as Jon reveals that he didn't love 'Goodfellas', Joe's ignorance of 90's alt-rock becomes glaringly apparent, and James has a conniption.

'Friends' is overrated, James loves killing animals because it’s what God commands, and how many people have to die to make Joe’s beloved Donettes? Plus Joe and James kick Jon out of his own apartment.

This jawnscription will be jawn heavy because while much of Philadelphia is weird and mean, the word ‘jawn’ is an excellent cultural jawntribution. The Jawnish Boyz go in on Rocky movies, ketchup, mayo, and ketchup & mayo. Summer’s around the corner, don’t forget to mow your jawn. Fuck you just listen.