Fun Sexy Bible Time

Matthew begins the episode by giving Casey a morning devotion (1:30), followed by listeners' birthday wishes for Casey (4:30). Then, the episode devolves into QUESTION EXTRAVAGANZA (12:00), including random rants about Ruth (24:30)and Joab (33:00), and at various points Matthew and Casey bungle basic details of Bible stories. Finally, Casey does a classic rant on Kim Kardashian's shape wear (53:00)

-Why was Casey blocked by a stranger? We investigate (1:00) -Is Casey being erased from the FSBT discourse? She weighs in (4:30) -Inappropriate-sounding hymns! (7:00) -Tweet replies (13:30) -Matthew and Casey get serious for 9 minutes about masturbation and legalism (24:30) -Are you married to a succubus sex demon? (35:30)

Matthew gives Casey a morning devotional in the form of a bizarre John Piper tweet (1:00), then special guest Bekah takes us into the world of Presbyterian stick dancers (7:00). Then Casey talks about being a youth group mom for the first time (19:30). Listener Laura has a question about naming children biblically (26:30). Matthew and Casey have a legendary fight over Jenny Gump (37:00) before ending the show by checking on the 2019 FSBT Student of the Year (48:30)

FSBT Canada Bureau Chief Laura checks in with a quick rant on special church music (5:00), then Matthew and Casey talk about discovering video of Joel Osteen's son preaching (14:00). Matthew brings a batch of Christian Tweets (24:30), then Casey brings a set of FSBT Would You Rathers (44:00)

Casey and Matthew talk through a recent tweet about grudges and apologizing (4:00). Then Casey leads into a discussion about Josh Harris (9:30). Then it's a belated Part 2 of Matthew & Casey's Guide to Getting Your Youth Group Crush to Fall in Love with You (23:30). Finally, Matthew performs a Voskamp and Casey brings some Transformed Wife tweet mad libs (40:00).

Matthew, Casey and Danny play a sex-ed board game sent in by a listener (3:00). Then Matthew goes into hot take mode on the Tom Hanks Mr. Rogers movie (28:00). Finally, things go completely off the rails when we discuss Mr. Rogers and intimacy, which is completely inappropriate, do not listen to this segment (37:45)

Matthew subjects Casey to a rant about Remember the Titans (8:00) which leads to an extended discussion on cinema, football, and bosoms. Then it's part one of Matthew & Casey's Comprehensive Guide to Getting Your Youth Group Crush to Fall in Love with You™ (24:30). Finally, a very frisky segment of Christian Tweets (42:30)

It's Ladies Night in the FSBT studios! Kendra is on the show and Casey picks her brain for Matthew's weirdest takes (4:30). Then Kendra talks about phallic staplers (17:00), then the ladies play FSBT Would You Rather (28:00). Finally, Casey temporarily lifts the troll embargo and brings up the latest Transformed Wife controversy (37:00)

Casey tries to make Matthew uncomfortable with an extended CCM playlist of inappropriate-sounding songs (1:30). Then Matthew talks about FSBT topics that will never make it onto the show (9:00). Casey leads a discussion on dad bods (16:00) before a round of listener comments (25:00). Then Matthew pays Casey five dollars to perform an Ann Voskamp facebook post (44:30). Also: staplers (50:00)

We made it to 100 episodes and at least 27 of them are sorta good! To celebrate, Casey begins with a story about donkeys (1:00), then Matthew and Casey take a few moments to be grateful for making it to 100 episodes (6:30). Next up, Casey has Matthew tell the story of almost being homeschool-graduated early (19:15). Then it's Bieber-Cruise hypothetical matchups (30:15) and Five Iron Frenzy pants song hot takes (with special guests!) (53:30)

Matthew and Casey confess to some Twitter chicanery (6:30), then read weird Tweets (10:00). Then there is a look back at the Platt/Trump controversy (20:30) before a round of FSBT Would You Rather? (26:30). Also, 16-year old Matthew thinking that marriage meant naked football.

Matthew and Danny take a weird path through Jon Foreman's hair evolution (2:30), a quick Game of Thrones postmortem (8:30), listener submissions for inappropriate ministry acronyms (15:00), then reading reviews for sex toys on a website for Christian couples (29:00), and finally some Star Wars talk (41:30)

Matthew delivers a horrible anti-church membership hot take (1:00), then we go all in on inappropriate ministry acronyms, do not listen to this segment (8:30), then we do a couple rounds of Twitter Bio Mad Libs (16:30). Finally, Casey talks about the issue of men laughing at women's jokes(41:00) which leads into a semi-serious discussion about pain and humor.

Jennifer Clark(!) joins the show to talk about seeing Chonda Pierce's new movie "Unashamed" (6:00). Then Matthew pulls Jennifer down the rabbit hole of Christian Tweets (20:00) and things quickly get random and inappropriate, with tangents about broccoli, Mike Huckabee, cuddling, and worst names for womens' Bible studies

Matthew and Casey ponder what could be on the Falwell photos (4:00), then Casey instantly ranks CCM compilation CDs (9:15), then Matthew discusses which Game of Thrones character would make the worst youth pastor (12:00). Then we talk about the recent spate of scold tweeting on Christian Twitter (14:00) before falling into FSBT Mad Libs (28:00) and all sorts of inappropriate jokes

Casey grills Matthew on his Garden of Eden takes (1:00), then talk turns to Christian Twitter drama (4:00). Matthew talks about picking up old ladies (9:00), then Casey brings up excessive PDA in church (16:30). Then Casey and Matthew play alternating FSBT Would You Rather? (24:30) before Matthew pitches the faith-based sex comedy Dude, I Banged My Wife (38:00). Matthew closes the episode with a truly awful Bernie Sanders impersonation (55:30)

Pastor Rich returns and is immediately subjected to Pastor Jimmy Stewart (2:30), then Matthew gives Rich an impossible theology question about Eden (5:30). Then the guys work on a faith-based movie about homeschoolers going back to high school (28:30)

Matthew and Casey handle some FSBT housekeeping (1:00) before Casey talks about the preachers' sneakers Instagram account (13:30). Then we check in on Christian Twitter (35:00) before going through listener questions (44:30)

Matthew is back to do Christian tweets with Richard and Jennifer (9:00), then everyone shares stories of podcast failures, interspersed with Matthew and Richard doing impressions and Jennifer earning her FSBT stripes with inappropriate jokes

Casey and Danny advise young people how to schedule your wedding for the best anniversary sex (2:00), then they play the game Did Mark Driscoll Preach That? (6:30) Then Casey runs down Danny's recent inappropriate dad jokes (15:45) before things get surprisingly serious talking about the power of words (20:30). Finally, Casey details her run-in with a real-life homeschool sex machine (37:45)

It's Matthew's birthday and Casey is back to talk about poor people luxuries (3:00), then Casey brings an extended round of FSBT Would You Rather (16:00). Then Casey talks about a book she found on the evils of CCM (29:00). Finally Casey gives Matthew a birthday present: a surprise game of FSBT Mad Libs (46:00). Also, a grandfather clock keeps going off in the background every 15 minutes

Matthew and Kendra take a look back at the 1990 episode "The Big Lie" from Focus on the Family. Was Derrick actually cool? Was Nick hallucinating? Was George Ravenhill a metaphor for Christ? BUXOM FIGURINES. We cover it all.

Casey drops her pro-front hug take (3:00), then Matthew takes a (big surprise) contrarian position to the blowback against purity culture (13:00). Then it's time for Christian Tweets (22:00) and FSBT Would You Rather? (41:30). Then Casey talks about The Marriage Bed (43:30). Then we include the post-episode banter because it's good (52:00)

Matthew and Danny talk about homeschooling (10:00), then introduce some new FSBT slogans (15:00), then work out the plot for the faith-based hip hop film WORD OF LIFE (27:00), and finally Matthew goes out on a ledge with a The Office hot take (43:00)

Matthew and Jessica play KANYE OR PIPER TWEET? (8:30) then Casey calls in to discuss Jim Bakker (17:30), then everyone plays FSBT Mad Libs (36:00) also there are a lot of inappropriate jokes, no one should listen to this

Matthew and Casey start off with a dive back into Matthew's teen years with "twisty little things" (1:00). Then we read listener submissions for CCM Freak Songs (10:30), then Christian Tweets (21:30), then Can We Make Boner Slang Happen? (43:00), and finally a faith-based movie pitch for "Father Sean" (53:00)

Matthew and Pastor Rich lay out a CCM challenge for the listeners (7:00), which leads to a discussion of Entertaining Angels vs Jesus Freak, 90s pop/rock lyrics, and Rich's crush on Roma Downey (19:00). Finally, the guys pitch a faith-based blockbuster "Two Week Trent" (28:30)

Matthew and Casey draft the finalists for the 2018 Christian Tweet of the Year, plus Casey tortures Matthew with another round of FSBT Would You Rather...

Richard and Perk City invade the FSBT compound, bringing lots of strange Enneagram words that Matthew does not understand. The guys handle listener submissions, Christian Tweets, and Matthew pitches a faith-based movie. At one point, Richard hides in a closet.

Pastor Rich is on the show, kind of, and Matthew spends the episode trying to piece together the parts of their lost episode. Plus: listener submissions and bad impressions.

Casey and Matthew get to work on Josh Harris' latest apology (1:00), Casey's week-late rant about sexy dads carrying babies (5:30), THE MARRIAGE BED (12:30), Christian Tweets (33:00), and a story called "I Married My Best Friend's Dad" (41:45)

Matthew and Rich descend down a rabbit hole of Christian Twitter and come away with bruised bodies, hard decisions, and big messes.

Bethany from the No Chill Enneagram Podcast (Perk City to FSBT listeners) returns to the show to talk superheroes (2:30). Then Matthew recounts interrupting a bikini photo shoot with his family while on vacation (17:30). Then Matthew and Bethany work out the plot for a faith-based movie called BROTHER'S KEEPER (21:30)

Pastor Rich and Matthew go deep on Old Testament concubines (1:00), then Matthew pitches his faith-based movie TRUE LOVE WEIGHTS (15:30), and the guys get lost down a rabbit hole of impossible theology (38:00)

Matthew and Casey talk about Geoffrey Owens (5;00), then Casey goes on a rant about churches and breastfeeding (10:00), then we do FSBT Would You Rather (18:30) and Christian Tweets (28:00)

In 1998, Matthew wrote a horrible poem to his (then unknown) future wife and had it published in a Christian school yearbook. 20 years later, in Nebraska, Mike Wittmann found one of the yearbooks and sent the poem to Matthew. Now Matthew reads the poem to Kendra for the first time.

Matthew and Casey return for Christian Tweets (1:00), then Casey gets caught in a rainstorm, then magically arrives at her house in like three seconds (27:45), then Casey drags us all down a rabbit hole of Christian sex tips from The Marriage Bed (28:00)

Casey returns in a mini episode to try to reclaim her crown in FSBT Would You Rather. Also, pizza!

The Matthews discuss Christian trolls, Jars of Clay, and then settle in for an epic round of FSBT Would You Rather before ending on an inappropriate note

Matthew and Nate talk about Matthew's bad tweet (1:00), then spend the entire episode trying to name Paul Tripp's new sex book. Also, Nate tells a story about having lunch with Tullian Tchividjian (4:30). Then there is a round of FSBT Would You Rather (16:30). Finally, the guys talk about the Jonathan Merritt/Babylon Bee slap fight (35:00)

Casey and Matthew do Christian Tweets (1:00), then Casey springs a game of FSBT Would You Rather on Matthew (34:30), and Matthew debuts his Pastor Jordan Peterson impression (43:30)

Danny Haas is on the show to deal with the tough issues: did Mandy Moore ruin Switchfoot? (2:00) The Mt. Rushmore of CCM fat guys (7:30), Pop-Tarts (17:30), and random Star Wars takes (19:30)

Matthew and Rich talk about adult bookstores(2:00) and Matthew's juvenile engagement plan (9:30). Then the guys delve into an impossible theology scenario (18:30), solve absolutely nothing, and fall down a Calvin Coolidge rabbit hole (40:00)

Richard Clark tells the story of mistaking his FSBT check for a terrorist letter (3:00), then Richard gives Matthew a list of potential FSBT guests (8:30), the guys have a heated discussion over The Friend Zone (10:00), then things settle down for Christian Tweets (14:00) and a discussion on bad conference lineups (40:00)

Joel & Jessica Fitzpatrick from Front Porch with the Fitzes come on the show to break down the controversy over the Stronger Men's Conference (1:00). Elyse Fitzpatrick makes a 2-second appearance (24:10), and the Fitzpatricks discuss their upcoming book "Mom, Dad...What's Sex?" (24:30)

Casey is back on the show to explain her food takes to an apathetic Matthew (4:30) before unpacking the latest batch of tweets from Christian Twitter (9:00). Then there is a brief tangent about Matthew's inappropriate Veggie Tales tweet (19:30). Then Casey goes on an extended run of CCM takes (30:30), culminating in a passionate defense of Sara Groves, despite Matthew calling her a hipster. NOTE: if you are offended by any part of this episode, you should have heard it before we spent 3 days editing it

Kathryn Watson(Relevant, Brit + Co.,) returns to the show and joins Matthew in getting woke about Black Panther without having seen it (1:30). Then the discussion turns to fear (9:00), Thomas Kinkade peeing on things (23:00), snakes (27:30), and that one time Kathyrn and Ashley Abramson rejected one of Matthew's think pieces for Upwrite Magazine (46:00)

Perk City confronts Matthew on his dual hatred of the Enneagram (3:00) and The Bachelor (21:30)and by the end of the show Perk diagnoses what Matthew's Enneagram is and Matthew slanders the Gilmore Girls. So, pretty much a draw?

Casey attempts to diagnose Matthew's hatred of hot dogs (1:00) before diving into another rabbit hole of inappropriate CCM topics (11:00). Then we address the latest John Piper controversy (28:00) and delve into another batch of Christian Tweets (37:00)

Rich and Jake from Theology After Dark reunite on the show and try to convince Matthew to re-release his horrible Christian comics (3:00) and then the guys talk about the intersection of Christianity and marijuana reform (17:00). Finally, Alex Jones explains things (32:00) and an M&M rant (36:30)