Fun Sexy Bible Time

Listener-submitted bad Christmas takes! (0:05) Then Matthew imitates various celebrities flirting with Beth Moore, before Casey shares some thoughts about Beth's Trumpism thread that got everyone talking (4:30). Casey gets attacked by a ghost? (26:00) Finally, Matthew and Casey goof off with their own bad Christmas takes (36:00)

Casey rolls out a series of increasingly hot takes for people who aren't sure what to buy their spouse (0:10). Then we drop a challenge to the listeners for bad holiday takes (17:00). Finally, Matthew introduces a new segment, wherein we have to perform the other person's grumpy rants (21:00)

Matthew and Casey are joined by Richard Clark to draft the nominees for the 2020 Christian Tweet of the Year voting. (Plus a couple of picks from surprise guests...)

Matthew and Casey go on a run of random topics for Shoot the Shoot, including men's grooming, parking lots, Creed, and then somehow get into a disagreement over Trump's Twitter (0:05). Then Casey leads a discussion on the Carl Lentz scandal (28:15). Finally, Matthew gives Casey a round of Name that CCM Christmas Song (43:00), and listeners are encouraged to try to beat her (very respectable!) score of 45

Matthew and Casey begin with an absolutely incredible rap sent in by listener Sean (2:00). Then Matthew unveils the Build Your Own Thanksgiving segment (11:30). Finally, Casey brings a round of CCM Name That Tune and all listeners are invited to try to beat Matthew's (very troubling!) score of 40. link to Cobra Kai's pod: https://open.spotify.com/show/3wUU1Nh9qEu9mSZZV1WKYo?si=75kjCTcHRYiybHNsoB0Uww

Matthew begins the episode with an impromptu tribute to his high school basketball coach who passed away (0:05). Then we talk about which medicines taste the best (8:00). Then Casey leads the segment on listeners' dating questions (16:30) and we finish with a quick roundup of Christian tweets (53:00)

Casey brings another round of conversation starters in Shoot the Shoot (0:05) including movie snacks, chores, and zombies. Then Matthew fields a dating question from Bekah (17:00). Then Casey runs another intimacy article-based mad lib (20:15) before Matthew brings out his teenage writing for a game of finish the prompt (30:00)

FSBT intern Cobra Kai is on location doing man on the street interviews at Moody Bible Institute (0:05). Then Casey goes all in on her distaste for the 1997 film "My Best Friend's Wedding" (5:30). Then we play games! Would You Rather? (26:00) and mad libs (43:30)

Casey debuts a new segment: Shooting the Shoot (0:05), where we run through conversation starters like dream CCM lineups, how we would spend an unexpected $50, and pie milkshakes vs cereal milkshakes. Then we play a game of "guess my halloween costume" (28:30). Finally, Casey presents Matthew with a set of impression prompts, which turns into utter chaos (40:45)

Casey talks about her ongoing quest to get to 1k Twitter followers, it's fine, it's no big deal (0:10). Then we bring out a stunning new batch of Christian Tweets (13:30). Then Matthew gets weird about orange juice (34:45) Finally, we play a marathon game of FSBT Would You Rather (37:45)

Intern Cobra Kai checks in from college to rundown his latest hot takes on Cobra Kai the series (0:05), then Matthew gives marriage tips for wives (20:30). Then we sift through listener submissions for FSBT fake facts (33:30) before Casey is forced to help perform her own birthday play, CASEY HAAS: BOUNTY HUNTER (45:45)

Casey reacts to a tweet about cultivating sexual responsiveness (0:30), then we eventually dissect the Falwell situation at Liberty (13:00). Finally, Casey gives Matthew a youth pastor/smoking hot wife COVID challenge, which is way more fun than it sounds (35:15)

Matthew and Casey talk about WAP (0:10), then randomly discuss two episodes of the show "Step by Step" (8:15). Finally, they draft the teams for the Father Figure Showdown (23:45)

Intern Cobra Kai checks in from his professor's basement with a plan to wear a FSBT shirt at his Christian college without getting suspended (0:10). Then Matthew rebuts Casey's dumb Bible men segment with a dumb Bible women segment (16:00). Finally, Casey brings out some real or fake headlines (32:30)

Casey leads off with a sermon series on dumb men of the Bible (0:30). Then we talk Christian Tweets (13:00) and introduce the FSBT Prayer Chain (34:00)

Intern Cobra Kai pops into the show for a few minutes to report on his research into his nickname (0:05). Then Casey and Matthew go on a run of curated divorce photos (12:30), John Crist's comeback (21:00), and obscure impressions (40:00)

Casey returns to the show to give her rebuttals (0:30) and then we dive into drafting the field for the FSBT Cool Chick Showdown (12:30)

FSBT Canada Bureau Chief Laura fills in for Casey and leads the Where is Casey investigation (5:30). Then we play a game of FSBT Would You Rather (16:00). Finally, we talk about cool chicks in preparation for the Cool Chick Showdown (50:00)

(0:10) casey attempts to reclaim the phrase "white blessing" (10:00) writing prompts (31:00) Cool Guy Draft

Matthew returns to the show to offer his rebuttals to the all-lady episode 139, then we bring out a new segment: random writing prompts

Matthew is AWOL and Casey has replaced him with Jennifer Clark to talk about LADY TOPICS (1:00), bad pandemic self care (7:30), real or fake: Transformed Wife (16:00), and mad libs (29:00)

(0:10) Casey on Covid fatigue and Metaxas (13:00) Church children's ministries (27:00) Build Your Own Bible Study, round 2

(0:30) Casey's parenting rant (21:00) Mother's Day postmortem (37:00) Build Your Own Bible Study (48:30) Liam Neeson at a Church budget meeting

(0:30) tv show pitches (6:30) elon musk's kid (21:00) tweet replies (23:30) real or fake (41:30) mad libs

casey's do-over (4:30) tweets (10:30) listener content (29:30)

(0:30) Name that CCM Tune (21:45)offensive animal sounds (32:30) FSBT Awkward Situations

(0:30) Casey's CCM pandemic playlist (11:00) FSBT Awkward Situations (32:00) FSBT Would You Rather Also one of the Pierce family's pet crickets is in the background, periodically chirping in, do you get it because crickets chirp nevermind

Casey and Matthew pass the quarantine time by playing FSBT Name That Tune and Would You Rather, also Matthew has a weird rant about Pat Morita

Casey's AFV rant (0:30) Horny Youth Group Games (11:30) Coronavirus real or fake (26:30) Birthday stuff (31:30) BONUS: backup recorder post-show audio (45:00)

(1:30) Danny's inappropriate jokes (6:00) Ron Swanson isn't real (11:30) Matthew in youth group (15:00) horror movie ideas (21:30) real or fake: Richard Clark

(2:00) youth pastor billy bob thornton (3:45) casey has questions about matthew's homeschool crew (9:30) christian tweets (27:00) song generator

Matthew's basketball comeback (1:00) Matthew and Rod Parsley in 2003 (5:00) CCM Valentine's Day songs (19:30) Would You Rather (34:30)

Casey catches Matthew off guard with an unexpected opener (1:00), then Matthew talks about CHRIST PRIME (8:00). Then we talk about Hooters vs Chick fil A (10:00) Finally, we explore a selection of YouTube clips: "Week Away" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P21Eodtt7w "AKA Public School" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF9L3MSj5GQ Gail Schuler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whpZF9YdnRY

-Matthew's weird CS Lewis impression (0:30) -Abstinence songs (9:30) -Abstinence mad lib (33:00)

casey meets bekah (3:00) inappropriate wordplay (10:30) would you rather? (18:00) real or fake: CASEY HAAS (27:30)

we sound...better (5:00) casey's star wars rant (11:30) real or fake: headlines (18:00) christian tweets (33:30)

matthew goes youth pastor on casey (1:00) casey's grown up christmas list (17:30) christian twitter real or fake (29:00)

We welcome Richard Clark back to the show and the three of us draft the semifinalists for 2019 Christian Tweet of the Year

Recorded immediately after FSBT Movie Night, Matthew and Casey go into the darkness on every "It's a Wonderful Life" hot take they have, including -WAS UNCLE BILLY REAL -DID MARY SLUT SHAME VIOLET -RASPBERRIES

FSBT AFTER DARK NOT LIVE FROM MATTHEW'S GARAGE IN ALABAMA AND CASEY'S BEDROOM IN FLORIDA Matthew's decade (8:30) announcements (15:00) Real or Fake (20:30)

casey's decade (1:00) real or fake (11:00) the john crist story (21:30)

youth group name-off (1:00) crossfire (6:30) real or fake? (27:00) dumb anger inventories (35:00)

-casey's voskamp tour (1:00) -christian twitter (14:00) -church judgement houses (33:30) -halloween would you rather (43:30)

erotic baptism (1:00) episode rebuttal (6:30) covenant spice reviews (19:00) moore vs macarthur (36:00)

Random listener topics (6:30) Casey & Perk do Dear Abby (35:00) mad libs (54:30)

Theological sex toys (1:30) Is Matthew a big deal (12:00) Tweet mad libs (15:30) Light switch, cont'd (28:00) Tweet replies (37:00)

Casey remains AWOL as she travels the country hanging out with CCM stars, so Pastor Rich is back on the show to wade through some pastor Would You Rathers, also we talk about exploding bosoms.

Casey is out of town on a top-secret undercover theology mission or something. So Matthew calls FSBT veteran Nate Claiborne to run through what's been going on in Christian Twitter

Matthew's inappropriate sermon titles (1:00) FSBT Cancels stuff (7:30) Abishag and David (28:00) FSBT Would You Rather (43:00)

(2:30) Casey's inappropriate sermon titles (11:00) Jarrid Wilson (25:30) Covenant Spice product reviews (35:45) Tweet replies (41:00) Trump card arguments