Fun Sexy Bible Time

We read each other's horrible jokes and somehow only utilize the airhorn once. Also, we complain about our kids being fitter than us

(0:30) fsbt update (16:30) shoot the shoot [fitness modesty, weapons of war, teen voice]

(0:05) mustaches and high-waisted jeans (14:30) matthew interprets casey's dreams

(0:45) casey asks: why are sororities? (8:00) exploring the comments on matthew's substack (18:45) christian tweets (31:00) the celebs are naked again

(3:00) Casey asks: what is wrong with famous people? (17:00) height surgery (25:00) caedmon's call reunion (32:00) dril or piper tweet?

(0:05) let's talk about poundtown (20:00) isabella 3: unholy trinity

(0:00) fsbt head distiller Zach sets Matthew straight on a couple of things (1:30) are foot bones real? (6:30) fsbt update (18:00) little house on the prairie (24:00) would you rather (37:00) matthew saving dogs

(0:05) Matthew is Cheese Rich (11:00) Casey's weights story (14:00) Why is Casey Mad? (31:30) Would You Rather (40:00) Mad Libs

(0:00) Bekah pitches "Cosper the Ghost" (12:00) Casey's food questions (18:30) Matthew's best Casey moments (30:00) Christian Tweets

(3:45) FSBT update (9:45) Elon Musk/Colbert rants (22:00) Isabella 2

(4:00) 10 second impressions (8:30) Adidas and their boobs ad (26:00) faith-based movie pitch: Isabella

(1:00) from the desk of kendra pierce, fsbt ombudsman (7:45) housekeeping (13:30) casey's wordle rant (25:00) would you rather

(2:30) fsbt update (9:00) shoot the shoot (23:00) solomon rap, part 2 (31:00) christian tweets

(10:00) shoot the shoot -was anna from frozen brain damaged? -is bobby hill actually bill's son? -excessive hoodery (27:30) matthew interprets casey's dreams

Matthew and Casey draft the 12 semifinalists for the 2021 Christian Tweet of the Year. To vote, go to Matthew's Twitter: https://twitter.com/MatthewEPierce Cobra Kai's Housewarming: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2KLDJZ11XY708

Matthew shares his thoughts on the final episode of the Christianity Today podcast "The Rise and Fall of Mars Hill"

(1:00) from the desk of Kendra Pierce (4:30) frogs (16:00) FSBT update (23:30) grown up Christmas lists

(15:00) sexiest man alive (23:00) mundane awards (34:00) men's spanx

Matthew goes solo to talk about the latest episode of The Rise and Fall of Mars Hill.

(2:30) from the desk of kendra pierce (7:30) canada laura painting giveaway (10:30) dreamhaas (30:30) shoot the shoot

(0:05) Casey and gold steaks; Matthew is perfect (7:30) FSBT update (18:00) Christian tweets (30:15) new Sara Groves music! (36:00) Girl Talk

(0:05) cap'n crunch (with ohio laura!) (7:00) casey dissects the previous episode (15:00) casey's random topics (40:00) urban meyer

(1:00) dad power vs animals (9:00)creativity and the pandemic (23;00) overrated/underrated (46:00) saved by the belding https://www.laurasmithbeauty.ca/ show patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce seal video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRupvfkOG70

(0:05) RIP Norm MacDonald, FSBT Update (26:00) Overrated/Underrated

Matthew is having a bad week, so Casey brings a slew of dumb questions and would you rathers to cheer him up

(4:00) colotis regina (9:30) casey birthday facts (13:00) christian tweets (47:30)matthew performs birthday wishes

(1:00) FSBT Update (7:00) Josh Harris' deconstruction course (22:00) Girl Talk

does matthew know if dolphins are mammals or fish? does casey know if 60% is 2/3? unlikely on both counts. anyway, (0:00) casey's buzzed monologue on dirty celebs (18:00) how do mermaids reproduce? (24:30) shoot the shoot (41:30) praise reports

(1:00) does casey have covid? (9:00) fsbt update (16:30) casey's stupid question (31:00) what is the algorithm selling you? (43:30) jeremy's holy rollers critique

(0:30) real or fake: Gungor (20:00) FSBT Storytime: Mars Mars Hill (35:30) Driscoll

(1:00) FSBT Update (10:00) 179 rebuttal (18:00) Christian tweets (31:00) butt implants

(5:00) shoot the shoot (17:00) let people live (26:00) modesty (39:00) dreams (51:00) would you rather

(0:05) which "A Week Away" characters would work at Chick fil A? (9:00) faith based movie pitch: Holy Rollers (29:00) Girl Talk: talking to kids about God, strong willed girls, sex books, fear, and Sara Groves opening music by joystock.org

Matthew and Casey spend an episode breaking down the 2021 faith-based musical "A Week Away"

FSBT Update (0:30) Shoot the Shoot (12:30) DreamHaas (29:00) Would You Rather? (47:30) Cobra Kai After Dark (1:04:30)

-that tweet about fighting geese (3:30) -casey on hotel bathrooms (17:30) -graduation tips (23:30) -marriage bed tweets (29:30) -10 second impressions (42:00)

Matthew is back to hit Casey with 10 second impressions (0:05). Then the WOW 2000 Showdown begins, with tangents into youth group mingle tracks, excessive Geoff Moore syllables, and Bebo Norman (9:30) Vote for the showdown winner on the FSBT Twitter page @FSBibleTime

Bekah fills in for Matthew and helps Casey begin the episode with a segment called Where is Matthew? (1:00) Then Casey fields some topics for Girl Talk, including Sara Groves songs, habits, and more (15:00)

Listener Zach delivers a pitch for a faith based remake of "What About Bob?" (0:05). Then Matthew rants about March Madness (11:30). Then Casey takes some Girl Talk questions about being tired and books (16:45). Finally, listener Amy plays us out with some piano music

Matthew and Casey draft their teams for the WOW 1999 showdown and talk about an iconic year in Christian music. Also: should Casey tip at the grocery store?

-FSBT Update (6:30) -Matthew, did you know? (12:00) -WOW 1998 (23:30)

-FSBT Update (0:30) -WOW 1997 Showdown (13:00) -Girl Talk with Casey (49:45)

Matthew leads things off with FSBT Update (0:05). Then Casey drops an extremely hot take on Dr. Seuss (12:30). Finally, we dive into the WOW 1996 compilation CDs and draft our teams for a song showdown (20:00) PS> vote for the showdown on the podcast twitter page!

Matthew and Casey lead things off with FSBT Update (0:05). Then Matthew remembers Carman (12:00). Casey then hosts a quick installment of Girl Talk (24:00) and answers a question about bras. Finally, Casey live-edits another chapter of Matthew's upcoming book Evangelical Thought Leader (35:00)

Matthew and Casey open the show giving an homage to Norm MacDonald by performing "FSBT Update" (0:05). Later in the show, Casey debuts her new segment Girl Talk (30:00) send questions/random comments for Girl Talk to Casey at fsbtcasey{at}gmail

Laura Smith (Canada Laura) calls in for the first segment to go in hard on children's books she hates (0:05). Then Casey talks about...uh...scrunchies (15:30) and argues with Matthew about ham (21:00). Then the Stone sisters tell us about the time they got kicked out of homeschool geography (29:30). Finally, we pitch our newest segment: Girl Talk with Casey (44:30)

Matthew and Casey attempt to wrap up the chaos from last week's episode (0:05). Then we do another round of Christian tweets (20:30). Finally, Casey live-edits a chapter from Matthew's upcoming book (42:00)

We dive into the recent brouhaha involving Dave Ramsey and his company's surprising email to journalist Bob Smietana (8:00) before Matthew winds up reading the email as Alex Jones (36:00). Finally, we cleanse the palate by playing Would You Rather (40:30)

Matthew and Casey! Matthew and Bekah! Listener Zach! It's an FSBT MEGASODE as we voyage across the FSBT multiverse, transcending linear time to bring you the following: Listener Zach roasts Matthew and Bekah and challenges the show to address Janet Jackson's nipple (0:05) Matthew and Casey talk about the fallout from the, uh, nipple fallout, whatever: (2:00) Matthew and Casey get into arguments over toast, Brienne of Tarth being a klutz, and paper grocery bags in Shoot the Shoot (25:00) For those who missed it, Matthew and Bekah appear from the past (the missing episode 161) to present the 2020 FSBT awards (59:00)

Casey talks about getting hit on by Tom Arnold and has some fun with it (4:30). Then Matthew introduces a new mega-batch of Christian Tweets (15:30). Finally, Matthew and Casey play a round of Rant Swaps that predictably goes off the rails (47:30)