Fun Sexy Bible Time
Matthew Pierce and Casey Haas lead an irreverent …
Fun Sexy Bible Time
Show overview
Fun Sexy Bible Time has been publishing since 2016, and across the 10 years since has built a catalogue of 310 episodes. That works out to roughly 260 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence.
Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 45 min and 58 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Religion & Spirituality show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 1 weeks ago, with 9 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2019, with 41 episodes published.
From the publisher
Matthew Pierce and Casey Haas lead an irreverent joyride through Christian culture and make a lot of adolescent jokes
Latest Episodes
View all 310 episodesMalcolm X's Party City Microbiome, CCM Vid Breakdown: "Addicted to Jesus" by Carman/DC Talk (ep 307)
Dimwitted youth group chaperones, Voskamp, CCM Video Breakdown: "There is Only You" [ep 306]

CCM Video Breakdown: "Innocent" by Stellar Kart, Barlowbutt, Shyla's ample bosoms (ep 305)
(0:30) Luthen Rael's place in Star Wars (16:30) CCM Video Breakdown: "Innocent" "Innocent" by Stellar Kart video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxMrGDd1cos

Beef organ smoothies with our black market ED pills (Matthew's Birthday, ep 304)
(2:30) Is Casey old? (8:30) Casey reports on social media (18:30) Real Marriage (29:30) The Marriage Bed forums check out Casey's new post on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fsbt

Neapolitan Syndrome (ep 303)
One of the best episodes in our entire 56-year run (1:00) the Christian podcast pantheon (4:00) a facebook post about women masturbating during childbirth (18:00) Casey on "His Needs, Her Needs" (41:00) deranged comments on Matthew's substack

The ghost of Robert Duvall told the algorithm that I am a sauce boy (ep 302)
(1:00) horny for food (8:30) old people and flip flops (15:00) robert duvall (25:00) judd apatow (37:30) would you rather

Casey at the movies, nipple CSI, Would You Rather (ep 301)
(3:30) Casey on youth group grandiosity (10:30) social media thoughts (20:20) Casey reviews "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" (32:15) FSBT Would You Rather

Biblical boobs or temptation grenades with Sophie Killingley (ep 300)
Author and artist Sophie Killingley (author of the 6-part zine series "Biblical Boobs and Where to Find Them") joins us to laugh through religious OCD, purity culture silliness, weird youth group metaphors, and drowning in a sea of boobs. We promise, it's a lot of fun. Sophie's page: https://www.sophiekillingley.com/ Her zine series: https://www.sophiekillingley.com/product-page/biblical-boob-zines

Phillip Yancey, Billy Bob nude scenes, imprecatory Psalms, and DreamHaas [ep 299]
(0:30) reacting to the Phillip Yancey news (11:00) New Years resolutions (18:00) Billy Bob Thornton nude scenes, or something (30:00) Casey's imprecatory Psalms (40:30) DreamHaas

DreamHaas, Casey's stapler may have a history [ep 298]
(2:00) Natty or not? (11:00) Danny's Christmas wish (14:00) Irons (21:30) FSBT Sexual Stapler Content (30:30) Generational despair (41:00) DreamHaas

Grown Up Christmas Lists, Matthew's Worst Take (Ep 297)
(1:30) future podcast ideas (8:15) new segment: Matthew's Worst Take Imaginable (17:00) modesty (20:00) Grown Up Christmas Lists (36:00) A serious thought about ideas and tribalism (52:00) Christmas cookies

We saw Laura's bosoms on a cursed hill [ep 296]
(1:00) We have an actual serious conversation about parenting (25:00) FSBT Update (38:00) Cursed hills vs. Lonely hills (48:00) Antiques Roadshow

Whispers of the Heart, expensive ice, man nipples (ep 295)
(0:30) why is the price of ice going up? (8:00) parenting and candy (14:30) checking in on Desiring God (33:00) erotic hallmark movie pitch: Whispers of the Heart

Ginger has some whoppers in her big truck: RATS! [ep 294]
(1:00) Casey on men in big trucks (9:15) Matthew's rebrand article (22:30) a curious Hallmark movie Facebook post (31:00) fake Hallmark erotic movie: Christmas Nudes (50:30) Kristen Bell and premarital sex

Gym cleavage, phobias, Billy Bob Thornton, Wright Family, and Chrisagii lore [ep 293]
(6:45) Casey on gym cleavage (18:00) Sling blade, Billy Bob Thornton is a shapeshifter, phobias (40:00) Wright family film update (44:30) Chrisagii lore

Touch me: CCM Demos, part 6 [ep 292]
(4:30) track 4 (16:00) track 3 (22:00) track 2 (29:00) Casey performs Matthew's high school poetry (36:00) track 1

Put your AI hookers on a rice and beans diet [ep 291]
(6:00) We talk about grocery prices (13:00) can you cover an R-cup boob with a pizza box? (19:30) HOT TAKE: Jimmy Carter wouldn't have been on Epstein's Island (23:00) Casey flames a random movie from 2007

Don't kill us, we're already dead to sin: CCM Demos, part 5 (ep 290)
Winding down our journey through the epic mixtape of rejected CCM demos from yesteryear: (2:00) Track 7 (11:30) Track 6 (24:00) Track 5

Sir Scrotum Willingham III: Casey's random dumb questions [ep 289]
(5:00) Casey should write more (9:30) what is the national debt, anyway? (14:30) what is wrong with free solo climbers? (20:30) words: scrotum and vulva (29:00) Matthew should meet this tall guy or whatever

That slut Shari has yellow fever again: CCM Demos, part 4 [ep 288]
(5:00) Track 11 (14:00) Track 10 (19:00) A cancel reversal on yellow fever (25:15) Track 9 (35:30) Track 8