Election Profit Makers

Jon welcomes the newest members of the ACC. David worries about Tim Scott’s relationship status. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Hello, this is David and I don't know what goes here so I'm gonna leave it blank.

David drafts an NYT push alert. Jon opens up about Vivek Ramaswamy. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon and David place bets on whether Giuliani will smile in his mugshot. (Piano music by MATTIA CUPELLI: https://soundcloud.com/mattiacupelli) Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

David buys more TRUMP NO shares. Jon makes an unexpected discovery about lines. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon reviews Barbie and the new Trump indictment. David reviews Oppenheimer and Fat Tonys Pizza. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon reacts to the big PredictIt news and analyzes x.com's URL. David defends his Titanic decision. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Some of us are just gonna float untethered in space. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon misses Disco. David learns about splooting. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon learns about number stations for the first time. David promises no more honking. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon ponders the depths below. David welcomes a new candidate to PredictIt. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon discusses the missing submarine. David fantasizes about the Tim Moore lawsuit. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon considers Trump’s latest indictment. David remembers a scandalous password. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon gets sick. David misremembers the Chinese Room. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon gets burned. David gets punched. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Recorded hours before Ron DeSantis’s masterful Twitter Spaces announcement. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

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Lisa Fries answers Jon and David’s fashion questions. We’ll be back with regular episodes soon! Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

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Jon bids farewell to Tucker Carlson. David does some digging. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon’s parents help solve a mystery. David sees The Holy Mountain. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

David wonders about Hitler’s teapot. Jon confuses Aaron Sorkin with Aaron Spelling. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

David grieves for a lost mug shot. Jon leaves his window open so the birds can have their say. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon celebrates SVB’s new connection to North Carolina. David waxes erotic about pudding. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon and David take a stroll down memory lane. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon and David discuss the first full day of March Madness and analyze the health of their brackets. To hear the rest of this episode, join the EPM Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

David shows up at Jon’s house. Jon reminisces about Gainesville. David shows off his new sleep machine. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

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Jon worries about the numbers. David fantasizes about the pyramids. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon can’t defend Mayor Pete. David can’t believe Biden didn’t say “cars and trucks." Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

David has COVID. We’ll be back next week.

Jon celebrates the Battle of Myrtle Beach. David ponders hypothetical SOTU word markets. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon makes a case for the Toronto skyline. David fantasizes about “JackTok." Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon finally starts watching the Bureau. David makes his last PredictIt trade. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

David remembers Russian Water Comedy. Jon finally quits PredictIt. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon and David celebrate the final House Speaker votes. Jon reviews Avatar: The Way of Water. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

More soon!

Jon and David watch the floor vote for House speaker. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

David reviews his 2022 bingo card. Jon explains the latest (and last?) PredicIt hoax. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon wins big in the Fauci market. David reminisces about Daffy's. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

This week's episode will be released Wednesday morning! Thank you.

Alex Pareene returns to celebrate his prediction about Kyrsten Sinema coming true. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon and David discuss the Twitter Files and UNC’s disastrous weekend. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

David joins Jon in his room to record another stupendous episode of their podcast (Election Profit Makers). Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon makes more money on the midterms. David has a question about numbers. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

N.C. meetup in a couple weeks! Listen for info. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon trolls Trafalgar. David makes money. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Our last episode before the 2020 midterms. Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]

Jon digs in on PredictIt. David gets his ass kicked by Charlotte. Patreon watch party this Thursday! Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Send your election prediction questions to [email protected]